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Also on today's No Sweat News: A crazy way to save money on rent and the guy who broke out of jail made a really dumb mistake.
Also today: Taco Bell testing a new dessert and a new poll asks a question about your next mugshot.
Also on today's No Sweat News: The irony of the TV news business in Chicago and check out where USA Today says the worst tourist traps are.
Also today: Is this a bank robbery? We don't think so. And, move over, "moist". There's a new word-to-hate in town.
Also on today's No Sweat News: So now, plastic straws are bad for us too; great! And: there's an app for rich people. Like filthy rich people. Who knew? Not me.
No Sweat News today, Study came out the a woman's voice might be a little better to talk to dogs than a mans, a guy threw French fries at his wife and now is looking a three years in jail, a lady brought pepper spray on a plane and it went off FAA is investigating.
Oscar Maye is making hot dog straws because last year a guy went to a Yankee game and was drinking out of an actual hot dog, guy from Georgia stole a whole porch valued at $3,000 big ones !! Burger King's sign had a mishap and read "Now hiring losers."
Today's No Sweat News: CDC says there is a salmonella outbreak that is linked to turtles, Kentucky guy brings his girlfriend to the local fair and shoots her in the foot, Australia guy sets a bunch of fires and he did this with baby ducks in his underwear.
Also on today's No Sweat News would you rob a bank to get tickets for you favorite NFL team ? Or if you had enough at work would you smash the parking arm at the parking lot ?, and judge has to make a call over A.I. and humans.
Also in today's No Sweat News: CAPTCHA's prove we're human! But bots learned how to do it better. Ugh! And also: at least one state will now require parents who use their kids in viral videos to cut the kid in on the profit.
Also today: A Parisian sleepover that wasn't on AirBnB and a mix-up with a new restaurant in London.
Also on today's No Sweat News: Another reason not to trust Artificial Intelligence and the most ironic announcement from the company that brought us Zoom meetings
Well if your not good at something don't do it and tell the cops that you are not good at stealing, Apple is moving the End Call button to fix the Face Time button, and this guy need to get a driving instructor for himself even though he is one and crashed at the driving school.
Well this lady should be really charged a lot more than a $1000 bucks when she returns from VK for leaving her dog at the airport, and looks like these guys went crazy on each other with spray paint to the face over some road rage, and lastly a women saved a puppy after she found a puppy under her crawl space.
Thieves today are getting crazy and coming up with new ideas using URL codes, Meth is bad an when you set your car on fire because you see a 'tiny man' is never good. Again Meth is bad and really you should never break into a church to rob it then take a bath in the holy water.
Well Monday is not the best time for workers to get into things but it is not the laziest day of the week according to studies, a guy was so angry at a Sonic Drive In that he went Star Spangle with a flag pole to someone's head, and lastly a robber fell in love with a home owners puppy.
Also: A really loud body sound made a new world record and a really cool job listing hit the internet today.
Also on today's No Sweat News: iHop has an all you can eat offer and Mattel has an Uno ambassador job available!
Also today: Lose a lottery, get a donut! And, the R&B/Hip Hop performer Drake has a big situation on his hands... And we do mean BIG.
Also in today's No Sweat News: The idiot criminal of the week award goes to a guy in SLC who smashed up a bunch of Ferrari's last week and a national chain of sub shops is doing a contest for a "lifetime supply" of subs.
Also on today's No Sweat News: A mustard company is celebrating "mustard day" and we want no part of it. And it's so hot in Phoenix that something crazy is happening to people who trip and fall on the ground outside.
Also on today's No Sweat News: Cap'n Crunch finally has the correct uniform and can you believe that this landlord tried to pull this stunt? Crazy.
Also today: We found the dumbest thing to steal from a grocery store and we found something that you'll want to return to your local grocery store because it has actual rocks in it.
Also on today's No Sweat News: Here's what happens when you impersonate a fire fighter in Florida and we have a new entry for Spam-I-don't-want-to-eat.
Also on today's No Sweat News: Idiot criminal of the week busted for reckless driving doing spin outs in this stupid location and Air Japan wants to save you the job of packing luggage for your next trip to The Land of The Rising Sun. But why?
Also on today's No Sweat News: The guy who won the lottery on the way home from buying a beach house and you better look in your collection of old electronics because there may be something valuable in there.
Also today: Hostess announces new "mash up snacks" and we're on board for it; plus: how many people on Tinder are actually single? Less than we thought.
Also on today's No Sweat News we say goodbye to an amazing American IPA and welcome another of the most boring world records (remember the 70,000 pencils?!)
Also today: The snack editor strikes again with a new kind of cheeseburger and a jewler in England has a whole new (strange) way to show the world that you're engaged to be married.
Also on today's No Sweat News: It's important to remember that it's only a high-speed chase if someone is tailing you. If not, it's just speeding. Also, a note from the Snack Editor: It's July 11th. That means free something!
The Easter Bunny got a little crazy stealing quarters at the local laundromat in Illinois, And a woman got more in her breakfast sandwich than she asked for, and lastly a judge had to decide on a contract that had a thumbs up emoji.
Also on today's No Sweat News: iHop has a new "pancake taco" and it's pretty much exactly what you're thinking and the story of the dullest world record ever. This story is so dull that the grass grew faster than this story. Next time you paint a bedroom, tell it this story and the paint will dry faster.
In addition to our insane Pork Roll /Taylor Ham debate we have two other edible stories in today's No Sweat News. One about hot dogs... and another about kale. Enjoy it with someone you love.
Also: There's a new auto theft ring that has us scratching our heads and the correct storage place for ketchup.
We're the last one! That's right baby! New Jersey! The last state in the entire country to not have self serve gas pumps! It was down to us and Oregon, but Oregon just allowed self serve gas because finding attendants became too tough. So, we're last! What does Carl think about that? Hmmmm... not a lot of faith in his fellow New Jerseyans!
Also in today's No Sweat News: special ketchup for July 4th and a criminal busted for assault with candy.
We're stoked to bring you today's feature story on the No Sweat News because there's so much joy involved with this gathering that it's contagious. There's also tons of fake boobs and blonde wigs! And there's even a Guinness Book of World Records at stake. What on earth could a world record, fake boobs and blond wigs have in common? Oh, it's awesome!
Also today: Arizona Iced Tea gets a real punch and the story of a janitor who messed up 25 years of scientific research.
On today's No Sweat News, 10,000 steps could land you $10,000 big ones ! Some Idiot tourist was caught carving his girls name in the Colosseum in Rome, and lastly a group of people are upset with the "Macon Bacon" baseball team name.
The No Sweat News Snack Editor has called for all flags to fly at half-staff to honor a frozen treat that will no longer be available. Decades of deliciousness fading way into the sunset as the Good Humor man lets us all down. Cue the sad face.
Also on today's No Sweat News: Good news for women as the Gender Gap will be coming to an end and women will finally be paid the same as men for the same work... also: ice in your beer this summer? It's possible and could be a good thing!
There's one guy who could never, ever be guilty of creeping on women as they work out at the gym. We get it. It happens. But not for this guy. He's got an ironclad excuse. This is his quick story.
Also on this episode of the No Sweat News: A rich guy in England wants to pay you a filthy amount of money to look after his dogs and there's a new kids playground in Pennsylvania that's modeled after a kids boardgame.
Everyone has a scam these days. Some people like to put in cheaper codes at the grocery store when you have to weigh the produce on your own (hey that's not a bad idea!)... Other people ask for "no ice" when getting a soft drink so they get more beverage in the cup. Well, it looks like the jig is up on that one.
In addition to the, "no ice" thing going away - potentially - today we have ice cream for breakfast and someone tried to break into the 911 call center.
This total and absolute FAIL of a drivers test wins the award for "weekly worst video in The Pit" and it's only Monday. How this woman could actually flip her car during the drivers test - on a closed course - is mind boggling. Seriously, someone give her a lifetime bus pass.
Below: In addition to the worst driving test ever, we have an interesting story on how you can be hired to taste-test cheese on pizza and a fun stupid criminal of the day who decided he wanted to leave work early... and had a very interesting plan to get it done.
Here's what it sounds like when one police officer pulls another police officer over for speeding. We're pretty sure that this has never happened before in the history of the No Sweat News. Talking decades here. One cop pulls another over and it doesn't go well for one of 'em.
In addition to the cop vs cop, today we discuss a survey about how much money it would take for you to "feel wealthy" and a cool promotion from a ketchup company.
nsn: This vanity license plate was a great idea until the fines started piling up... The bank robber who got robbed... and guess where this famous New Jersey city landed on a list of America's "Wildest Destinations"?
NSN: Two really itchy stories and a recent survey about littering banana peels... can you get any more, "no sweat" than that?
NSN: What does a million pennies get you? a f'n headache apparently. also: a weird prank in the midwest and bad deal when it comes to marketing this old folks home in in England.
NSN: That guy will steal anything... even a cop car... twice! But then again, if you're stealing cop cars you won't have time to take a naked bike ride in Philly and you won't need to take lessons to relearn how to SMILE. So there ya go, have a listen to today's No Sweat News. Because the REAL news of the day is too depressing.
For today's No Sweat News you'll be happy to get this DUCKING news... you'll be unhappy to score a birthday gift form THIS guy.. and you'll be even happier that you didn't get a $130,000 speeding ticket. Enjoy !
Today's No Sweat News features a "pop up snack station", a "groom in the dog house on day one", and "sexy sports in Sweeden". Don't forget: Friday's No Sweat News Quiz is good for Metallica tickets this Friday morning at 7:15.
On today's No Sweat News: Burritos and basketball were never meant to mix, but here we are. Bear wrestling shouldn't be a thing, but here we are. And, if you're an alligator and you know it, clap your hands.
On Today's No Sweat News 8-11-22
Story Number 1: I don't know if these are going to be good or disgusting? We are talking about Doritos new flavors like Ketchup and Mustard chips. Now Canada has had the ketchup ones out for a couple years now but the mustard version in brand new. Its going to be a "Spicy Mustard". This is just a test run for them now so you can't get them in stores but if your a Doritos fan you can check out the website at Snacks.com. If they do well and people dig them it really sounds like the might go nationwide..
Story Number 2: Dateline Ohio where a woman was working at her gas station job, when a young kid came walking in. She noticed him and said 'OH NO !" Why cause he was holding a can of SMIRNOFF ICE BEER ! He is only six years old and was even offering it to other customers.. He was even picking out snacks too. Well the woman behind the counter picked up the phone and called the cops. the police showed up and questioned the young kid and a woman who was walking around with him, and she said no its just an accident. Well the cops wanted to know a bit more on this so they showed up at Victoria Hampton's house and guess what they noticed when they got there. The six year old was on a scooter in the front of the house and DRINKING ANOTHER SMIRNOFF ICE ! It doesn't say if Victoria was his mother but was in care of him. She was locked up for child endangering, and contributing the delinquency of a child.
Story Number 3: Dateline Pennsylvania where a woman name Kristy Malzi went to visit her ex boyfriend at a used car lot. She has been very angry at him cause at one point she even pulled a shotgun out on him ! The other employees were able to remover Kristy at that point. But this time around she came back and while she getting more anger built up she has been practicing WITHCRAFT. She got her spell book out and set a car on fire. Lets get this right she didn't actually cast a spell but used the pages from the spell book to set the fire to the car. Goes without saying but Kristy was arrested and is facing some charges like reckless burning, terroristic threats and also assault. Maybe will we see her after she makes bail at $25,000.
That's Today's No Sweat News 8-11-22
Don't forget the No Sweat News Quiz happens on Friday just around 710 AM and we have a great prize up for grabs, Rise Against, The Used, and Senses Fail at The Stone Pony Summer Stage on August 14th. Good Luck from 95.9 The Rat
On Today's No Sweat News 8-10-22
Story Number 1: It looks like Wendy's want to get us breakfast ! Don't know why this took so long to get on the menu. But lets say this is a SWEET breakfast item to add to the menu. Get this how about French Toast Sticks you can even dip them in syrup. Now a couple years ago they did add a couple breakfast sandwiches for their breakfast menu. But coming up on Monday August 15th and it's just in time for the kids to head back to school you can enjoy them. They will have a four piece or a six piece options also if your really hungry go with the combo that will get you the French Toast Sticks with potato wedges and a nice drink to wash down the breakfast. So thank you to Wendy's for taking care of our sweet tooth.
Story Number 2: Dateline NY, where is the New York Blood Center has came up with a crazy idea for you to donate blood. Check this out The NY Blood Center is teaming up with there local breweries to offer you a free beer when you donate. I would advise you don't drink it right after you give blood, but they are calling it a "PINT FOR A PINT" so you can do a huge great deed and donate blood and have a fresh NY local beer to help out the cause. Now here at the Rat we do enjoy our beer so how pints of blood you think we can donate at one time?
Story Number 3: Dateline Michigan where a couple girls were out having fun but got to carried away. Here is the story and its hard to picture this one, An officer in Michigan was out doing his job on patrol when he notice a car that was behind him and two women in the car. He took a closer look in the rearview and saw something kind of odd going on in the front seat. The one girl in the passenger seat was sitting backwards also had no seat belt on and TWRKING ON THE DASHBOARD ! That's right she was dancing on the dashboard. So the cop did pull them over to see what in the world was going on and that's when he noticed two plastic cups in the hands of the girls. When asked what was in the cups the driver of the car said " It's just filled with juice " And I'm sure you can guess what the cop asked after that. YUP you right "Is there booze in the cup?" Why yes officer there is !! Oh boy and the story does not end there cause he also saw a bottle of tequila on the passenger side floor board. Both of these party girls were handed tickets for having open alcohol containers in the motor vehicle . No word yet if they were hit with any other charges such as a DWI but maybe that is still coming there way.
That's Today's No Sweat News on 8-10-22
Don't forget to study up for the No Sweat News Quiz on Friday morning just around 710 am for your chance to check out Rise Against with the Used and Sense's Fail at The Stone Pony Summer Stage this Sunday August 14th.
Thank you for always rocking out with your friends here at 95.9 The Rat.
On Today's No Sweat News 8-9-22
Story Number 1: What ya think of a 67 year old man robbing banks? Well dateline Maryland where a guy named Steven Gass was arrested last month and was charged with not one but several bank robberies around him and where he lived. He has been labeled as the " Old Man Bandit" not cause of age but because he has been robbing banks for 45 YEARS !! this one has been going back to 1977. He has even pleaded guilty to robbing another 19 banks. Thank you Steven Gass for making today's No Sweat News.
Story Number 2: Well get a load of this guy over in Houston. Sunday night a 26 year old named Josue Vega decided to take an ambulance for a joyride. Yup you guessed it he is no EMT, he stole it and went to a drive through at a fast food place and crashed into a car. The driver of the car he hit even said " wow look at this ambulance coming around the corner and it's coming in really fast" Lets also mention Josue crashed into 3 other cars at ANOTHER FAST FOOD RESTAURANT !! No need to say but Josue yeah buddy your getting charged with a felony and we will look for you in court.
Story Number 3: This might be something out of WW2 movie. But the story goes as a pilot of a crop dusting plane was doing his thing and someone starting to fire a gun at his plane ! A guy named Donald Bates Jr who lived next to the farm he was crop dusting walked out of his house an he decided to flip off the pilot and was really angry at the plane for flying so low and said it was to close to his house. He was so angry he pulled out a shotgun shot into the plane hitting the fuel tank, and the nose of the plane. Thank God the pilot was okay and called the cops when he landed. Donald admitted he was one that was holding the gun and intimidated the pilot but also said he never shot at the plane. How did the holes get there? Another witness said they heard up to 15 SHOTS ! so the police did the right thing an arrested him He is facing a serious charge such as attempted murder charge.
That's Today's No Sweat News and thank you for rocking out with 95.9 The Rat on The Morning Rat Race.
On Today's No Sweat News 8-8-22
Story Number 1: Well look at this big jerk, story goes like this. Dateline Everett Washington and police there are looking for a guy who went to a kids lemonade snack stand and picked out $15 worth of stuff. Then he paid the kid with a $100 bill. So he got his $85 bucks worth of change and left. This kid whos name is Jeremy was so smart and should work for The Secret Service noticed the paper on the bill felt and looked funny and went to a nearby gas station and the clerk said yes its a counterfeit bill. There was a camera nearby Jeremy lemonade stand so the police do have some what of an idea what this guy looks like, but yet has been caught. In a good final ending a GoFundMe page that has already raised Jeremy $11,000 !! So good for Jeremy and the great people that donated.
Story Number 2: Well it's FL capital of The No Sweat News, this guy needs to put down the pipe and get some help cause he used the worst excuse ever. It looks like last Thursday a 31 year old guy hitting a glass pip and when police came up to him he had stated " HEY OFFICER METH IS LEGAL NOW !!: Bad news for that guy cause its not, and he is be charged with drug possession charges, not to mention he was trying to get away from police so now he got hit with resisting police. He was also arrested 3 months ago for meth and drug paraphernalia. Im sure the judge will throw the book at him for this one.
Story Number 3: This is just crazy ! A man posted some fliers up offering up " A FREE REFRIGERATOR" He say's it looks and works great to. Not one but two catches come with it. One you have to pick it up. Two IT''S POSSESSED BY HIS DEAD STEP MOM ! What in the world? The flier say's " My Stepmother had a heart attack in the kitchen in the middle of a storm and her soul was transferred into our smart fridge. He say's she has been commented on how many slices of cheese he has eaten or even if he put the lid back on. This story might be a prank though cause the number on the bottom when called brings you to an appliance store. The people at the store got about 100 calls already about the cursed fridge and they really don't know anything about it.
That's Today's No Sweat News, study up for the quiz on Friday morning and thank you for rocking out with The Morning Rat Race on 95.9 The Rat.
On Today's final No Sweat News 8-4-22
Story Number 1: Dateline Ohio. a women says she has a recording of Big Foot doing his howls or his mating call or the Big Foot might be a female. Suzanne F from Ohio says she has even seen Big Foot cross a local road back in 2013 as she has been studying Big Foot for a bit now. Carl and Dave do have the audio that you can listen to and I don't know it most certainly seems like some kind of strange being out there. But a local researchers have just might have let down Suzanne cause they say it would just a wild coyote out there calling out to his pack. Give it a listen and let us know what you think it is.
Story Number 2: Dateline FL 9 Capital of The No Sweat News) Well Disney World a women claims herself and a bunch of other guest got stuck on the ride ITS A SMALL WORLD for over an hour and Disney never stopped playing the song !! At that point i would jump ship and make sure they have something for my head when I got back. Can you imagine listening to 'ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL" for that long. Yeah no thanks.
Story Number 3 : Final story of the week here and it goes like this, and I'm scared about this. We have another shortage, no it's not toilet paper, no not hand sanitizer, no not beach chairs but Carbon Dioxide !! Well if your a beer lover like us you should know that most beer in a can, bottle, or kegs uses bulk C02. The Carbon Dioxide makes the carbonation and little bubbles also the foam at the top. The Co2 prices are going up and that means we might be paying a lot for beer now or some of these local brews might be and this is why I'm scared might be shutting down !! OHHHHHH NOOOOO.
That's Today's No Sweat News on 8-4-22 your prize tomorrow on the No Sweat News Quiz will be your chance at a pair of tickets for Rat Fest tickets at The PNC Bank Arts Center on September 10th with the boy's from Shinedown to headline and Jelly Roll to open. Study up and thank you for always rocking out with 95.9 The Rat. Quiz happens just around 7 am on The Morning Rat Race.
On Today's No Sweat News 8-3-22
Story Number 1 : How do you feel about putting a fan on your dog ? Well a company just cam out just to do that ! Its a vest that has a fan attached to it to keep your pups or even cats cool. You can even get them for your cats as well.
Story Number 2 : Well you might get sick on this next story cause coming up it will be you getting some free doughnuts. But these kind are not what you think. How about a mustard flavored doughnut ! Yes you heard right MUSTARD !!! Mabey we can wash that down with some relish to go with it. YUCK if you ask me. But if you do try one let us know here at the Rat and tell us how they are. By the way 6 locations in NY City will have them
Story Number 3 : Dateline Utah where 26 year old Cory Martin had a really stupid idea of trying to burn a spider on a hiking trip and that didn't go well. He ended up burning up to 40 acres of land. He is in a mess of trouble after this. Fire fighters had to flight the blaze and thank God they had some rain fall to help out with the blaze.
That's Today's No Sweat News for today and don't forget to study up cause on Fridays NO SWEAT NEWS QUIZ we go to the phone just around 7am for your chance at WRATFEST tickets with Shinedown and Jelly Roll at the PNC Bank Arts Center in September on the 10th.
On Today's No Sweat News 8-1-22
Story Number 1: Dateline Apple Bees, They are coming out with there very own lip gloss that taste like chicken wings !! How crazy is that. Apple Bees new lip gloss is called "Saucy Gloss" and you can get it in all types of different flavors such as hot buffalo, sweet chili, of honey pepper of BBQ. It cost 65 bucks so lf your a chicken wing fan be sure to check out Apple Bees "Saucy Gloss" There slogan for this is " Taste My Face " LOL..
Story Number 2: After story number 1 we might be getting more hungry cause if your a cat lover and know the brand Fancy Fest is opening a place in NY and coming out with food that are going with the cat food flavors. But relax on your plate in front of you there with be a sea bass, salmon, or some kind of beef.
Story Number 3: A candy company is looking to hire a Chief Candy Officer with a $100,000 year salary and get this if your 5 or older in age you can apply !! But it is Canadian money so it comes out to be like 78,000 grand. Your main job is to taste the candy and say YAY OR NAY to it. The candy company is called "Candy Fun House" go check. So maybe we do have the Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Factory right there.
That's Today's No Sweat News and the prize this week on Friday's No Sweat News Quiz is going to be WRATFEST Tickets !!! The boys from Shinedown are ready to rock out PNC on September 10 with Jelly Roll to open. Thank you for rocking with 95.9 The Rat
On Today's No Sweat News 8-2-22
Story Number 1: What would you do with a 1.3 BILLION MEGA MILLION LOTTERY TICKET ? Well it looks like someone won it and they didn/t come forward so they asked what ya think they did with the money. So they went out and did the poll and got these results, 24% of people say they would invest the money, 20% of people would put it in their savings account and 18% would share it with family and friends. 11% say they would give to charity. Only 8% would spend it on themselves and have a blast !! What's your thoughts on this ?
Story Number 2 : Some crazy guy out in Brazil decided he wanted a new nose. So he went to You Tube and tried to learn how to get a new face. Didn't turn out well cause his nose got all jacked up and infected. That's right he did the surgery himself. he didn't even use gloves or clean the wound at all. The local doctors treated the infection and sent him home, they also referred him to a specialist Also they got him to see a therapist.
Story Number 3: Date Line San Francisco, where 41 year old named Josh Smoak decided he didn't want to go to jail. He drove a SUV recklessly in a parking lot. So when the cops showed up they realized he had a warrant out for his arrest! they tried to arrest him but he fled the scene but did it on a crazy way. Yup he try to flee on a paddle board !!!!!!!! We guess he hit 3 miles and hour, but the cops did follow and got him about two blocks away and he came out of the creek. He was locked up for vandalism, and assault. He is also facing charges for obstruction, giving false identity and even got hit with theft charges for stealing the paddleboard. So today we say thank you Josh for making today's No Sweat News that great.
Don't forget to study up and listen up on Friday's No Sweat News Quiz for Wrat Fest tickets with Shinedown at PNC. It happens just a bit after 7am right here on The Morning Rat Race.
ON TODAY'S NO SWEAT NEWS 7-27-22
FRIDAY'S QUIZ INCUBUS TICKTS AN SUBLIME WITH ROME AT THE PNC ARTS CENTER AUGUST 6TH
Story Number 1 : Dateline FL Capital of the No Sweat News, 28 Shane stole a bunch or rare coins but could not find anyone to buy them he sold about 5 or 6 . These coins are worth about 33 thousand dollars !! He got really smart cause then he went to one of the coin machines better known as Coin Star. He got the face value of them not the value that they were worth. So he got ripped off and cops were easy to track down Shane cause of security cameras. He got busted really hard by the FL police department. Bye Bye Shane and thank you for making the No Sweat News really special.
Story Number 2 : Dateline San Fran where a couple got a ticket for a parking in a "Red Zone" but it was not red when they parked, it looks like they stopped went into Town Square and it looks like the people who work for the town must have painted it while they were in the building. The couple even pointed out that right were there tire was rubbed up against the curd did not have any paint on it so another words they painted right around the outline of there car. They are fighting this 150 buck ticket.
Story Number 3 : Dateline Chicken wings !! Yummy but an interesting fact that the best flavor Chicken wing sauce is not Buffalo which is a big shock. Coming in at number 1 is BBQ sauce !! and don't forget Friday is national Chicken Wing Day. Number 2 is Ranch flavor wings, The spicy Buffalo sauce flavor comes in at number 3. Its a crazy fact and get out and enjoy your favorite wings this summer. For one iv never even seen Ranch wings only the dip that we dip those in.
That's Today's No Sweat News for Wednesday the No Sweat News and don't forget to study up and get ready for a chance for Incubus and Sublime With Rome tickets at PNC August 6th on The No Sweat News Quiz on Friday just around a lil after 7 am.
On Today's No Sweat News 7-26-22
Story Number 1: Very sad story to start with as we say goodbye to the Klondike Choco Taco !! It was such a wonderful snack all the time but yes they will discontinue it after so many years. It was invented in Philly in the early years of the 1980s. Its been available in ice cream trucks for awhile and then hit the shelves in grocery stores in 1996. We have a couple that signed the petition to keep it going for us to still enjoy. So sad to see it go but maybe with the people signing the petition who knows maybe we can keep it going and back on the shelves.
Story Number 2: The pastor of a church gets robbed? Yes Dateline NY City i can't believe this is a story but with his connection to God and maybe he didn't have a lot of money. It even happen during his sermon. Three masked gunman broke in and robbed him of his 1 million dollars of jewelry ! Iv been asking how no one stepped in. The Bishop was loaded up with all his jewelry and his wife had a bunch of stuff that was robbed too.
Story Number 3: Dateline England where 2 guys stole 36,000 dollars worth of chewing gum. What would you do with all that gum? Well here is what happen they cut open the side of a delivery truck and robbed the pallets of gum. This is unreal. They removed 17 of the 19 pallets. They did get busted. And im just wondering they are going to say when the other inmates say what are you in for ? This is up there with someone getting locked up for cutting those tags off the mattress. That's why we call it the No Sweat News. Can't beat crazy
That is Today's No Sweat News. Don't forget on Fridays No Sweat News Quiz we will have your shot at picking up a pair of Incubus and Sublime With Rome tickets at The PNC Bank Arts Center on August 6th and the Rats 25th concert series with Jersey Rat Radio 95.9 The Rat.
ON TODAY'S NO SWEAT 7-25-22
Story Number 1: Dateline Cali where a banner plane crashed in in the ocean, about 30 yards off shore and he was lucky cause there was a life guard competition going on !! So they jumped into action and saved him and it looked like his hair didn't even get wet. So we say thank you and maybe play the Bay Watch theme song for those brave life guards who really stepped up and are hero's to that guy.
Story Number 2: Dateline China were some one broke into a home and lived there for a few nights before the new owners could even move in and get situated. He was making himself right at home, he made is meals in the kitchen an everything. Cops were puzzled cause they didn't have any leads to go on. Here is were it gets funky, They noticed a mosquito splatted on the wall and saw that the mosquito had bitten the guy and there was blood on the wall. Well the police ran the blood back at the station and what do ya know, they knew exactly who he was from the DNA. Not to mention they have been looking for this guy for a long time from other crimes he has done.
Story Number 3: Dateline England , Well looks like someone spread some pot seeds into the community garden. The staff that looks after the garden noticed some pretty big pot plants growing and they pot plants were with the other flowers that the community help said they must have been there for a bit cause they really grew fast. She was watering them pretty much everyday. They are trying to figure out if was hemp and maybe a bird might have dropped that off.
That's today's No Sweat News, Don't forget to study up for the quiz on Friday morning just around 7 am. The prize this week Incubus tickets with Sublime and Rome.
On Today's No Sweat News 7-21-22
Story Number 1 : Well this just sounds all wrong when Velveeta is coming out with a Cheese infused Martini !! They even named it the "Veltini" it does include Velveeta stuffed olives and Velveeta stuffed shells and then the bar tender even puts a cheese dip around the rim of the glass. OHH MY LORD.. I love cheese but mixing it with a Martini no thanks. What will they think of next ?
Story Number 2 : People have been going to Google since we have had a heat wave coming our way 115 degrees in some parts of Texas. And in Europe forget about it they are just sweating every last drop of liquid out of their bodies. Well many people have been going to Google to figure out if heat causes diarrhea !! Hahaha but yet the answer is YES !! The other questions to Google are can heat cause headaches, and can heat cause nose bleeds all the answers are YES. Also people have been hitting Google up with can heat cause my dog to have diarrhea? The answer is still yes and lets keep the dogs out of the heat and in AC.
Story Number 3: Dateline Mars: YES THE PLANET Well NASA just announced that the Rover's space craft front camera just sent back some very interesting pictures of what looks like some kind of coral, with various tentacles in some kind of strange looking ball. It has never been seen before and NASA is very excited to see what it is. Mabey Mars once had an ocean of some sort ? Well they soon learned that the weird looking coral was just a left over piece of string from when the Rover landed on Mars...
That's Today No Sweat News !! Now tomorrow on the No Sweat News Quiz four stories will be read and one Carl will make up and you spot the fake your going to The Black Keys show at PNC with maybe a meet and greet to hang with the band. Good Luck from 95.9 The Rat.
On Today's No Sweat News: Story Number 1 looks like we talk movies and the movie The God Father were the wedding took place and Johnnie Fontane sang, well that house can be yours for an Air B and B for just about 50 bucks a night. Its got like 5 bathrooms and 6 bathrooms !! Here is the catch you have to rent it for the month. The whole house of course has been redone since the movie. Go check it out cause it's only in Staten Island.
Story Number 2: Dateline South Carolina where a 60 year old man just reported 500,000 dollars worth of Pokemon cards has been stolen from him !! Yes 60 years old and still collects Pokemon cards and bein worth that much too. They will first issue and unopen. Here is the story he had a couple HVAC company guys over to work on his house and then he found out they were stolen. I thought that much money for cards were just baseball cards.
Story Number 3: Dateline Michigan a woman is suing a guy cause he didn't show up for a second date. How much is she asking for? 10,000 dollars ! She is just complaining about being stood up but also emotional distress. The date was also fell on her mothers birthday who passed away. She claims he committed perjury by not showing up on the second date. He even showed up to court and thought he was going to have the case thrown out . Crazy stuff.
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On Today's No Sweat News: Date Line England where a women really knows how to take care of her husband cause when she has got a headache and can't be bothered or get in the "mood" she got him a blow up doll. If you ask me that's real love right there, and it even looks like her as well.
Story Number two: Keeping right here in England where they are being affected by a huge heatwave and its so hot over there that flights are being cancelled and diverted by the Royal Air Force cause the runway's are MELTING !!! That's some serious heat being kicked up over there. So you might want to stay away from England this week until it cools down.
Story Number three : St Petersburg FL capital of the No Sweat News, and how many times can we tell ya about how you always can loose with Mr Booze !! 37 year old guy got sooo drunk he actually called 911 and had to tell them that his girlfriend need some candy. What kind of candy? SOUR PATCH KIDS. That's right he actually called the Police and want them to drop off the famous candy for her. Well needless to say he is behind bars .
That is today's No Sweat News. Don't forget on Fridays No Sweat News Quiz we will have Black Keys tickets up for grabs for you.
On Today's No Sweat News on The Morning Rat Race ! Don't forget Black Keys tickets up for grabs on Fridays No Sweat News Quiz. Story Number 1 get ready Jersey cause a huge heat wave is coming and it sounds like Commando is the way to go for it. Story Number two, I guess a "nice" family outing going out for a beautiful lunch and then decide to rob the place. And lastly Dateline England "Google Maps" has been sending people to the wrong address for the Abby Roads cross walk.. So Beetles fans make sure you double check the address before you start pulling out your camera and taking photos of the wrong cross walk. Thank you for tuning in to todays No Sweat News on The Rat.