Release the Show: The Seattle Kraken Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Listen up! Brett Davern, Ryan Wetstein, and Chris Labrum take you on a wild ride through the ups and downs of the NHL season from the most badass team in the league. Seattle’s Best Kraken Podcast has coverage from the locker room, opinions from team management, insider news and that’s only when they’re actually talking hockey. We’re inside the crease, outside the blue line and we’re forever Buoy Backers!
The Kraken are in a rough patch but Chris is back on the show (kinda) to make all of our woes feel better (kinda)! Go Kraken!
In this episode, Brett and Ryan have a conversation covering various topics, starting with a playful discussion about hanging a logo on the wall and the challenges of displaying it. They then talk about Ryan's sudden excitement during the pre-show and joke about Austin Powers references, which not everyone in the group fully understands. The hosts move on to discussing hockey, focusing on the Seattle Kraken’s recent games against the Philadelphia Flyers, Calgary Flames, and Colorado Avalanche. They analyze the Kraken's performance, satisfied with their two wins and the close loss to the Avalanche.
The group discusses the concept of "response goals" in hockey, emphasizing their importance and jokingly proposing a reverse strategy of letting the opposing team score first to motivate comebacks. They reference beer league hockey and joke about unconventional sports strategies, all while keeping the conversation light and filled with banter. Toward the end, they reference the movie Seabiscuit to draw a parallel between holding back in competition and achieving a comeback victory.
Lets Go Kraken!!
Hosts Brett and Ryan Wetstein analyze the Seattle Kraken's mixed start to the season, currently holding a 2-2 record after four games. They reflect on the home opener's atmosphere, noting a lack of pre-game excitement due to the unusual afternoon timing. Ryan is disappointed with the team's performance compared to the promotional hype, drawing parallels with the Mariners and Seahawks. Hopefully the Kraken can get some bonding on the road.
They discuss assistant coach Jessica Campbell's significant role in strategic planning and in-game adjustments, particularly praising her impact on the forwards' development. They give flowers to Captain Jordan Eberle. He's a natural fit as captain!
We're excited for the team's potential and the energy at home games and won't stand for mediocrity. And what's with the Davy Jones hat moving to a new, motivational belt?! The team's identity should stem from hard work and performance rather than gimmicks, we need team spirit and accountability for a successful season!
Lets go Kraken!!
The day has come for Coach Hack to find another team and Brett, Ryan and Chris are ... actually kinda sad about it. We play a bit of our favorite game, Should They Stay or Should They Go? What kind of coach do you want to see next, and most of all, make Matty B earn his spot! Go Kraken!
It's a full Hockey show, the entire time... for real! Is there a curse of the Coyotes? Chris is back to predicting scores, Ryan wants us to keep an eye on Shane Wright, and Brett just wants to talk Mariners. Go Kraken!
Don't look now but we think the "I-5-alry" might be happening! Plus, who was your favorite 90's Seattle Weather man? We also chat about Teoscar Hernandez... wait, is this a Hockey show? The Kraken are doing well but we still find something to yell about (it's the Davy Jones hat!) We cheer for McCann and we want more lasagna for Matty B! Go Kraken!
On this episode, it's not a question anymore. We suck. We go through the season so far and try to figure out the difference from when we were winning and, well... now. The players are mad and the team seems divided. Maybe a naming Captain would help them? Plus, can we get a little excitement from the crowd? Let's see some energy all around! Go Kraken!!
What can the Kraken do to stop the Kings? Matty B needs to use the break to get some of his Mom's lasagna. Plus we're playing a quick round of Should They Stay Or Should They Go. Plus, there's nothing worse than when someone isn't calling you back.. but thats just the therapy section of the show. We need constancy, no more streaking. Go Kraken!!
The Kraken are on a cold streak, what was happening during the winning streak thats not happening now? And for that matter, why are the Kraken so streaky? We call out Matty B and Brett calls for Coach Hack to pack! Plus are hockey players really all that tough or are they too busy listening to Country music like Ryan and Chris? Looking for the bright side? There's only 4 more games until the Allstar break! Go Kraken!
The Kraken lost the streak, but they're having fun! We're playing banged up but we get a chance to start antlers win streak. Ryan has love for Dunn, Brett's into Gourde and Chris is Bjorkstrand-ing it. Plus a reenactment of what it was like when Hakstol "surprised" Bjorkstrand with the All Star news, what's your Uber rating, and can you catsup on a corndog? Go Kraken!!
The Kraken are on a hot streak, we revel in the Winter Classic glory and we exchange Gretzky stories. Plus, some Should I Stay Or Should I Go, and who do we need to sign to save the rest of the season?? Go Kraken!!
In this pre-recorded episode. Chris, Ryan and Brett take whipped cream shots and discuss how relieved (most of us are, anyway) that Chris gets to keep his clothes on. Plus, our wish for the Kraken as a whole. Mostly we just miss Daniel Sprong. Happy Holidays and Go Kraken!
Some good hockey from our Kraken team lately! We share our excitement for the newest member of The Kraken who we're calling "The Dip". Little Chris gets to keep his cloths on because the Kraken finally stared winning! Plus, how far do you think you could yeet a fish?? Go Kraken!!
We suck and we’re her to talk about it, and We’re drinking our sorrows. We’re 2 away from Chris having to polar plunge!! That might be the only silver lining we have. We read some rants. What happened to Matty B?? Tanniv has a horrible stat line. Brett calls a family meeting about Gru. We’re calling for line brawls and goalie fights! Go Kraken!
Our dudes, Brett and Ryan talk hockey, but we're back to discussing uniforms as our only bright spot. We read some rants, we have some major rants about the Mariners and try our best to stay positive. Go Kraken!
Since last we talked, the Kraken have been playing hockey... good hockey! We got ahold of the I-5-alry (read: rivalry). We play in overtime 50% of the time but we're scrappy and not giving up! We've got some must win games coming up, but the trade deadline is approaching and help could be on the way. Go Kraken!!
On this episode, Kraken color commentator Al Kinisky commiserates with Brett and Chris. What changed in the off season? Do we actually suck? Al makes us feel better and we continue the conversation about captions. Maybe you don't need one on a Hockey team? Regardless, we need our dudes to band together and become a family again. Go Kraken!!
Mike Benton joins Brett, Ryan and Chris for an honest discussion about our Kraken. When will Banners score? How can this team be a playoff contender? And who's going to step forward and take the leadership role? Go Kraken!
Our guest Chet Buchanan joins the show to remind us that the Kraken had a slow start last year as well and Bright Side Brett is happy we closed the road trip with a W. Plus, Chris thinks the Seahawk throwback jerseys are sick, Chet earns the nickname "The Executioner" and teases what we can expect from the winter classic. Go Kraken!!
The Kraken are in need of some inspiration. We're calling out players and trying to come up with some solutions before a road trip with some pretty strong teams. Plus, we want to see Coach Little Finger start doing some Little Finger things! Ryan's got a new mic, Brett's ranting and Chris backs it all up with the stats which... aren't alllll bad? Go Kraken!!
Brett, Chris and Ryan are joined by Jonny Lazarus from the Blue Crew Podcast. Whats the minimum number of Power Play goals per game? Are the Avalanche the Kraken's biggest rival? And we break the streak by making some bets! Go Kraken!
Release The Show is back, your Kraken are back and we're off to a hot start!! Ryan broke his leg on skates, Chris wants us to know the stats (thats 0 wins, 0 losses - off to a good start!) and Brett still hates the Vegas Golden Knights! Happy Hockey Season, everybody!
50% of the time, we’re having a good season. We’re hanging out superlatives, who do we think was MVP?
Kanga Gruu! Is Little Finger still Little Fingering? and this is a Kartye Party!
Major apologies for the late post - Producer Katie
The Kraken are still in it!! The Link is MISSING, and Katie is back to step in for him. Avs fans are converting to Kraken fans all over the place, Brett doesn't want to hear Boston crying and Chris has the numbers and things the next series can be very "nice". Go Kraken!!!
In true RTS fashion, Brett, Chris and Ryan kick off the show attempting to talk hockey by...NOT talking hockey...but end up talking hockey anyway, because...SEATTLE IS FINALLY A HOCKEY TOWN! Right? And Cale Makar is clearly dirty and the new enemy #1! Right? And our guy Jordan "Dan" Eberle is the current Kraken G.O.A.T! Right? And his game-winning goal is a Top 5 Seattle sports moment! Right??? Man oh man...lots for the fellas to discuss after that amazing O.T. win, baby!
In honor of the playoffs, Brett, Chris, & Ryan (or is it Ryan, Brett, Chris??) break unprecedented ground and finally record an episode...IN PERSON! In the Apartment Studio. Of Producer Katie. And all her stuff. When she's not there. But the guys thankfully stay out of trouble (maybe), Ryan smells terrific, Chris is an AI, and they are definitely pumped over the Kraken's first playoff win in franchise history. Plus, they are joined by a legend--a Spittin Chiclets legend!--in Matt Murley. Murls breaks down the Kraken's win and the betting lines (you're welcome), all while ignoring The Great One, Wayne Gretzy. Ballsy.
Fusilli? Penne? Either way, we're celebrating! Link is in Vegas, and the Kraken are in the playoffs! We're keeping an eye on our goaltenders, giving props to Dan and McCann and Ryan's beer league team is in the championship round. Go Kraken!
Chris and Ryan “The Missing Link” hold it down guerilla-style without “Big Timers,” Brett & Katie, and all the usual bells and whistles. The candid convo ranges from the excitement (or not) of the impending playoffs to shirtless (or not) champagne showers…to Matty F-N Beniers and voting for the Kraken team MVP this season. The Link also gets choked up! So check it out!
Brett's got a big time Hollywood meeting to go to, Chris has the numbers and Ryan's in the Playoffs. Plus, lets get Katie a date with Vince Dunn. Go Kraken!!
The Kraken already knew they were making the playoffs and they've stepped off the gas. What is the mysterious illness that 'Lip has? and we do our best to not talk hockey with our very special guest Geoff Baker. Go Kraken!!
On this episode we're not talking hockey. the Kraken are on a steak! Plus, a beer league hockey update and some rants! Go Kraken!!
A hard episode to start since we've been on a bit of a downturn. Who do we turn to? What the hell? Brett is looking for who to blame, who needs to stay and who needs to go? and Katie is reading rants! Go Kraken!!
What's the name of the theme park that used to be under the Space Needle? This team is playing a bit of a roller coaster with our hearts! What happened? And, is it a sweater or is it a jersey?? Go Kraken!!
Brett, Chris and The Link break down this week's loss over the Islanders and preview the New Jersey game! Plus, should they stay or should they go and some of our favorite Rants from the week! Go Kraken!!
The Kraken finally beat Vancouver and we can officially call it a rivalry. They didn't just beat them, we demolished! Matty B got a cheap shot crack in the ear - we put it on trial. The crowd chanted "Bruce, there it is" at the other team's coach and none of us has ever seen a coach so disappointed in their own team. Their loss, our absolute win! Go Kraken!
The Kraken love being on the road and just came back from a huge winning streak! Unfortunately, they've broken that streak by the time we are recording this episode. Do the Kraken need a star/Name player or are we just as good as the sum of our parts? Katie has been using Ai to write her emails, and Chris performs a dramatic reading, plus, an update on the Missing Link's Beer League! Go Kraken!!
Chris is back with more Berry White impressions, Matty "Baby Face" Breners isn't old enough to drink, but he's more of a man than all of us! It looks like Jones is our guy and it seems like Coach Littlefinger is the Coach Of The Year?! Go Kraken!!
The best NHL DJ around joins the show to talk music and his career fandom. Plus, Chris and Brett got exclusive access at the Kraken game last week AND met the youngest RTS fan, Jack! Plus, can Matty B reach the levels of McDavid? And the Grubauer vs. Jones debate - call him Lip again, our silly nicknames work!! Go Kraken!
The littlest member of RTS kicks off the show! Brett isn't allowed to guarantee anything anymore. Plus, we're going to the game tonight, look for the RTS crew at Climate Pledge! Go Kraken!!
The Kraken are on a heater and just played their best game of the franchise! Brett is making guarantees (not predictions). Whats the best goal of the year? Who's the MVP of this year? and honestly? The guys talk so much hockey this episode, we're not sure this is even the right show! Go Kraken!!!
If Matty B is getting into fights, does he get a new nickname? Was the Big Rig's suspension fair or foul? and Brett has a Beef! Fans need to stay in their seats! Go Kraken!!
First off, Brett and the Take 12 Podcast are hosting a Toy Drive at the Weienershnitzl in Fife this Monday - we are donating toys to Treehouse For Kids!
Chris, Brett and The Link are going to talk hockey, don't worry, there's hockey talk!! Why did the Canadians out shoot us 2 to 1? We'er placing bets on who the highest score-er is going to be. And, what should Shane Wright's nickname be? Go Kraken!!
Matty Beniers, analytics, buoy backing, and more in this action-packed episode amidst a 5-game winning streak for our Kraken!
Currently sitting at 8th in the league, the Kraken have been playing great hockey, and Chris can't stand it. Yes, you read that right. GO KRAKEN!
Brett and Chris deliver news from the past, present, and future. Does Shane Wright got the RIGHT stuff? Don't fret if not... Chris can teach him how to tango. GO KRAKEN!
Brett and Chris break down the 4-game winning streak, the Kraken's throwback sweater, and Matty B for Rookie of the Year! GO KRAKEN!
Brett and Ryan are joined by former NHL player Jamie Huscroft to discuss pre-game rituals, the time The Missing Link was blindsided by a trade, and how the Kraken are beginning to hit their stride. GO KRAKEN!
Katie & Ryan talk Kraken high spirits, what we've got to do against Philly and mini magnet schedules. Go Kraken!
In this Episode Brett and Ryan aka "The Missing Link" are joined by Matt Cleeton, the head coach of your Washington Huskies Hockey Team. Although the start to the season has been rocky for the Kraken, the team's had glimpses of greatness on the ice. The team looks to play consistent, and our heads are held high. GO KRAKEN!
Season 2 is upon us and The Kraken look better than ever! The RTS crew is down a team member and on this episode Dave Tomlinson fills in to give his expert perspective on how our guys are looking so far. (Hint: we look freaking great!) Plus, the new mascot has gotten some mixed reviews but over here we're BUOY BACKERS! Go Kraken!!
Season 2 is upon us and the Kraken look stronger than ever! The RTS crew is down a member, and on today's episode Dave Tomlinson joins the show to give his professional perspective on how the team is looking as we start the season. Plus, the new mascot has been getting mixed reviews. Over here though, we're BOUY BACKERS! Go Kraken!!
Kevin, Chris and Brett are back with our special guest Emmy winner Nick Gismondi to talk Shane Wright, the epic skills of Patrick Kane, and what the Kraken need to fill out the team as we go into our 2nd season.
The first inaugural season is officially over! We reminisce about our favorite moments, and make plans for next season! ...Go Kraken!!
Who still uses Hotmail?, Producer Katie maybe a psychopath, but she needs a raise, and Chris and Brett read Taff the Numbers guy gives us our end of the year stats. ...Go Kraken!
Kevin From Denver warns us of Rocky Mt. Oysters, and Releases The Show, we've officially got the longest win streak in Kraken History, and Chris and Brett get distracted by NBA Playoffs. ...Go Kraken!
We're joined by Hockey Dave Tomlinson the first NHL'er on the show! The Kraken are kicking butt, now that they're eliminated from the playoffs! What's Victor Rask's flow like in real life? Is Matty Beniers already a Hall Of Famer? And what do we need to do in the offseason? ...Go Kraken!!
Seattle Legend Chet Buchanan lends his silky voice and insanely positive energy to Release Our Show and share some of his hockey insights. We talk about his favorite calls, the mama Kraken's arm (STELLA!), and together we work out the announcer call for Matty Beniers! ...Go Kraken!!
No Nickname Ryan gives us and the guys an insider update on what is coming up for the Kraken and what is coming up for the show!
The guys bask in the glow of a Kraken victory, talk about the greatness of Morgan Geeke and play real creature or fake monster.
Actual *professional Host, Strawberry joins the big-big show! The guys react to the Will/Chris Oscars slap. Chris hosts a game - Hockey Heavy Petting - bonus points for personal celebrity stories! Plus, the RTS crew was in the house for both games in Los Angeles, Producer Katie keeps her good luck streak alive and we preview the upcoming Golden Knights games.
A recap of Brett's Birthday party last weekend, the RTS crew was in the house for the Red Wings Win last weekend (before they traded away the whole team), and an octopus got caught in the net! ...Go Kraken!
00:18 – GIZMO IS BACK. And is pumped to return to RTS, even after seeing the old photo on Brett’s background from when Nick got roughed up by his close friend and LA King’s star, Anze Kopitar. The fellas can’t quite tell if Gizmo is crying because of the nostalgia of being laid out by his buddy or because he just finished watching Armageddon in his hotel room....probably a good time to RELEASE THE SHOW!
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7:00 - Before the fellas dive into the Kraken's flurry of moves at the trade deadline, they get Nick’s impressions of how the deadline played out across the NHL: what moves did he like? Were there any that left him scratching his head? And, trust us, Gizmo’s impressions are spot on.
9:40 – So, what about us?! No, not RTS…the Kraken! Did the organization ace the trade deadline?? Well, according to the one and only, Gizmo…he LOVED what the Kraken did at the trade deadline and shares why, including some of his favorite moves that GM Ron Francis pulled off and how RF plans to use his spoils.
16:00 – Gizmo, like always, is dropping knowledge on RTS and educating us and our listeners. Well, you know what…Davis Law Group does the exact same thing and educates everyone in the Washington area, as the #1 personal injury attorneys. Call them for free to know your personal injury rights. Oh, and their really cool, too.
17:03 – Now, that all of the madness of the trade deadline has been covered, the convo shifts to the remainder of the season and how to evaluate what we’re left with, and Gizmo doesn’t skip a beat, pontificating on what he’s looking for, what he expects, and even what the team needs this summer in free agency and the draft. Well, the next 3 drafts! (Cough) Connor Bedard in 2023 (Cough). #CrashforConnor?
23:22 - Now that Chris’ dear Gio is gone, it begs the question – who is going to wear the 'C' for the Kraken?? Will it be The Salmon McCannon? Will it be Dan? How bout Yanni?! Gizmo and the guys discuss.
26:10 – Kevin saves the toughest question for last: WHEN will “The Skoi Wonder” drop happen from Gizmo on the air?! The answer might surprise you... But it also might not.
Chris makes it onto the leaderboard, we have an update on if our nicknames are affecting the team (hint: they are), we debate what is the best tournament in sports, and Brett is a lawyer?
Seattle's boot fashion icon and in arena host Angelica returns to gush about Davy, she reveals what was in the boot and she releases the show! Hey, Hey Whadda Ya Say the Kraken had a win vs the Montreal Canadiens. Which nickname could should we trade? There's too many tribute videos these days! and Chris needs your love in the DM's! Go Kraken!
Brett's birthday is coming up and we're celebrating with a pre-game party at the Queen Anne Beer Hall this Saturday at 4:00 "See Ya!" there!
(:20) - Denver Bronco’s Quarterback, Russell Wilson—wait, whaaaatttt? Whoa, that sounds weird…but it’s not a dream. The guys dive in and discuss the blockbuster trade of Russell Wilson, and it inspires Brett to launch into an impromptu Russell-themed version of American Pie. Could this song make it on the final track list for the RTS Kraken Day Album?? Hopefully, Simon Cowell listens in and lets us know!
(3:00) - New sponsor alert!! Ian from Davis Law Group, RTS’ newest sponsor, joins the show and chats it up with the fellas about the firm’s love for the Kraken, RTS, and helping people. They are focused on educating the public on their rights and want people to be able to make an informed decision when hiring a lawyer. And, apparently, it's more than what we see on Law & Order (who would have thought?!)…but—RELEASE THE SHOW.
(9:41) - The show kicks off with more RW3 talk, as our friends over at SimplySeattle.com are paying homage to the future Hall of Famer with “Thanks for the Memories” T-Shirts that benefit Seattle Children's hospital — Russ’ second home, of sorts, where he spent so much time every week…for 10 years. He will be missed.
(12:50) HT#1 - Kraken Day was a roaring success in every way: 1) Our event at the Queen Anne Beerhall raised $1K for Youth Hockey Assist (thanks to you all and the team at The Hall!)! 2) The Kraken snapped an excruciating 7-game losing streak ON Kraken Day!! And 3) Nobody had to see Chris naked!!! What a day…what a day!
(18:55) HT#2 - Austin Czarnik is no longer a Kraken. Oh wait - you didn’t know he was a Kraken? That’s because he’s been living on the waiver wire! Put on waivers by NYI. Claimed by the Kraken. Put on waivers by the Kraken. Claimed by NYI. What the heck is going on with this waiver wire stuff?! Brett thinks it’s probably a frequent flyer miles conspiracy…while Hot for Teacher Kevin teaches a different angle in his Hockey 101 Class.
(27:15) HT#3 - Waivers, trades, signings…it’s time for a little Kraken News & Notes! The Salmon McCannon is locked up for 5 more years, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT!!! But where we split is on Chris’ BFF, Mark Giordano. Should he stay or should he GiO??? Only time will tell, but the guys agree on a compromise proposal that sends Gio to Colorado in return for Russell Wilson coming back to Seattle—whether that be on the ice or the field.
The guys fantasize about current NHL Players and which ones they want to see join the Kraken.
00:52 - Brett opens the show and peals back the curtain!
01:23 - Since we know that people come to RTS for “all the info,” Brett shares a few things that people don't know..."facts" about things like Wordle, Catch Me If You Can, TikTok (gov. spy app?), and Chris wonders if there is a government conspiracy against our beloved Kraken? And the truth is—RELEASE THE SHOW!
3:30 - Chris blows another shot to Release the Show, and it begs the question: will he ever do it again?! He practiced on other episodes but just couldn't "come through in the clutch" this time. Our listeners always come through in the clutch, though, so please keep those emails coming, as we all commiserate over the Kraken losing streak—we’re in this together!
5:52 - HT#1 - It's a 7-game losing streak. The second one this season. Ouch. But, are we encouraged by the recent showings against Boston and San Jose? Brett and Kevin certainly seem to be optimistic and pulling pages from the "silver-linings playbook”…but it doesn’t stop Brett from picking another fight with Vegas and its fanbase. Chris isn’t sold, and the fellas wonder if the show needs to do something about the losing streak? Somehow, Chris skinny-dipping in Greenlake, if they reach a 10-game losing streak, emerges as the solution. Tough to know what to root for, in this scenario!
19:31 - HT#2 - Happy Kraken Day!!! Brett jumps in to rave about how great Kraken Day was at the Queen Anne Beer Hall as well as for the team! Thanks to everyone who joined us at the Queen Anne Beerhall to celebrate and raise money for a great charity, Youth Hockey Assist. Big shoutout to Chainline Brewing who allowed us to rename one of their beers just for the day, and an even bigger shoutout to the RTS listeners for all the support.
30:57 - HT#3 - Is it time to look to the future and talk about next season’s NHL Draft Lottery? Right now, we're the 3rd worst team in the NHL, so...that means we have the 3rd best odds to get the first overall pick! For listeners newer to hockey, Kevin explains how the NHL lottery works, and the guys discuss a few prospects the team might be interested in and whether we should root for draft position.
We officially put our Free Agents on trial!
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(:30) Where ya at?! The fellas want YOU to reach out...via Twitter, email, or future-state, certified mail, and it’s got Brett fired up. In fact, he’s already fully stretched out and ready to roll! But get this – no stretchy bestie yet! Enter Chris, who shoots his shot and delivers his pitch to be Brett’s stretchy bestie (which, apparently, is all about the hamstrings—other people's…not his own).
(3:20) It worked! We're getting emails via the RTS gmail account, right into the old email inbox! That is what it’s called, right? Anyhoo, shout out to listener Emmet, who asked if RTS has a merch store! Short (but big) answer, YES! Head to our bio in any social media and check out ALL the great RTS merch available. “The Skoi Wonder” tee, anyone???
(4:23) HT1 - Our beloved Kraken have seemingly mastered the art of…the losing streak. It’s happened yet again this season, and even worse, they find themselves 0-3 vs the Canucks. The Canucks! Our projected, hopeful, vaunted rival! Well, it’s pretty hard to get a rivalry going with inconsistent play, letting up early goals, and ZERO WINS. Is Coach Hak on the Hot Seat?! Will he make it past this season?? The guys decide to put Hak on trial. (Can they get a sponsor for this segment in the future? They aren't above asking). Brett jumps in as the prosecutor, and Kevin takes the defense...while Chris apparently takes the…bailiff? Needless to say, it’s a bit mad in this courtroom.
(18:10) HT2 - Happy early Kraken Day! (3/2) The momentous, inaugural Kraken Day is almost upon us, and there’s only ONE place to be for it…the Queen Anne Beerhall!!! Sing your favorite Kraken Day songs and get ready to celebrate and throw back a cold one. Or two. But not just any cold one. A Chainline Brewing cold one. Chainline Brewing is collaborating with RTS on a beer promo to raise money for Youth Hockey Assist. So, c’mon…drink a beer with RTS and give to a good cause at the same time. No better way to spend Kraken Day!
(22:33) HT3 - It's a courtroom theme today! Yep, you know what’s coming…it's time for “Law Firm or Line Combo.” Brett and Chris come into this match up tied on the season series, 1-1. Dare we say…this is what an ACTUAL rivalry looks like....Seattle! Who will win and take the series lead? Who cares?! Play against them at home and crush them!
We've still got a couple more T-Shirts to hand out and the email box is getting cluttered, and we need to talk about Kevin.
(:10) Brett shares his pre-show snack of champions — hard marshmallows! (aka Lucky Charms). But despite them being Unicorns, he feels they’re overrated. So, what breakfast cereal is NOT overrated?? The guys discuss and surprisingly come to a consensus that—RELEASE THE SHOW!!!
(2:30) Kevin kicks off the show with his usual gusto, and Brett interrupts in kind, wanting more emails from the listeners at ReleaseTheShow@gmail.com and teasing an upcoming episode, where the fellas are going to clean out the inbox. Kevin jumps back in with a shout out to RTS sponsor, Simple Seattle, which has anything you’re into! (Chris raises his eyebrow…)
(4:40) Before the guys get to the hockey, they gotta close the door on football and debrief the Super Bowl right quick. Bengals-Fan-For-A-Day, Brett, is fuming with the victorious LA Story, but especially because LA wasn’t even into its own story!! Just check the regionalized TV ratings receipts. The real winners were those who bet on the crazy prop bets — babies, astronauts, Eminem’s hair, anthem times. Did any of y’all win?!
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(12:19) HT1 - Kevin and Brett come hard out of the Hat Trick gates straight at Chris for coming up short with his guaranteed win vs the Coyotes. Should he get another shot? Is punishment warranted? The guys want your help — let us know what punishment, if any, should be handed down? Banishment? Go a round with the Big Rig?? Speaking of which, what a fight! No Nickname Ryan jumps in here to talk the ins and outs of hockey fighting.
(18:10) HT2 - Brett nails his predictions from last week with the Kraken going 1-2…but should he celebrate that? It’s a bittersweet victory, to be sure, as we just want to see wins! Perhaps RTS should STOP all predictions going forward? What would start them again, though? Are we jinxing them? Does superstition play a role in hockey?
(21:22) - NORD VPN PROMO
(22:15) Kraken Day, Kraken Day, Kraken Day!!! Mark the calendars: March 3rd, 3/2, against the Nashville Predators. Come celebrate at RTS’ second home, the Queen Anne Beer Hall! Drink a beer (or two) and, just by doing so, donate money to a good cause! And besides, it's KRAKEN DAY!!! Yep, it's officially a thing. See you there.
(24:02) HT3 - Rounding out the Hat Trick is the recent Kraken Skills Challenge! Such a fun event, with the hardest shot, the breakaway challenge, and Davy Jones dropping the puck. Is the the bonding experience that the team needed to bring some more cohesion and consistency? Don’t ask Chris. He wasn’t there. And didn’t know about it. And he lives down the street. And is salty.
Prop bets on betonline.ag, the guys predict the scores from Sunday's final NFL game, and Brett's mustache is back!
(:30) Brett’s gotta get something off his chest: his son is playing little league baseball, and it’s just not the same as when he was a kid…..it’s BOUGIE! No more big black duffle bag, busting at the seams, full of community gear – nope, he has to buy EVERYTHING for his kid! Ouch…we wish your pocketbook well, Brett – may it last a full season! And may our Twitter contest have winners—but first…RELEASE THE SHOW!
(2:51) The show gets off to a late start, literally, as the guys get lost in the sweet sounds of friend of the show, B-Boy Fidget. “What’s Crackin? What’s Crackin? We Kraken, We Kraken…” Oh, sorry, it almost happened again! Anyway, that Twitter giveaway isn’t much of a giveaway because…we can’t give the stuff away!! People apparently just don’t want free Davy Jones T-Shirts like they used to. Intern Brian the GOAT wants to give away 5 Davy T’s, and we can’t figure out why no one wants to make the GOAT happy?! Hit us up!
(4:49) HT1 – What do Dan, fans, and John Hamm have in common? Macarons! Wait, no, that comes later. All-Star Weekend!!! That’s right – it was the Kraken’s first NHL All-Star Weekend, and our boy, Dan, was out there representing. And so was our boy, Brett, on Twitter, reminding everyone our boy’s name is…DAN. And apparently STILL trying to remind John Hamm that it’s macarons…not macaroons. Or is it the other way around? Who knows! And who knows why the judges chose Pietrangelo as the Breakaway Challenge winner, when you had Trevor Zegras’ out there Average Joe’in it up blindfolded! Kevin knows. Two words: Fan Voting. Maybe the fans should vote on Brett & Jon Hamm’s beef?
(9:30) HT2 – He did it folks! He FINALLY DID IT!! The Skoi Wonder has emerged with his cape and put one in the back of the net! And he’s not gonna look back! (Right??) It only took RTS creating a fire nickname and fire T-Shirt to make it happen…AGAIN (cough) DAN! (cough). Give us some credit, Gismo!!! Nonetheless, we will all remember where we were at that very moment. For Chris, it involved cognac and smile; for you, it was ___________ (that’s where you hit us up and fill in the blank!)
(12:16) HT3 – Can we? Do we? SHOULD we? Get back to predictions??! Slippery slope, RTS friends…slippery slope. To be fair, the Kraken are playing better, but the fellas are nervous about making predictions again and promise to quit altogether, if there’s a clear jinx factor at play here. In the end, Brett is a bit more pessimistic than Kevin and Chris, as he goes 1-2, while his two co-hosts go 2-1. But NOBODY wants to go “full prediction.” You never go “full prediction.”
18:25 – Wait, before you go! Brett has a few more words for John Hamm on the way out the door! SEE YA!
On this, not real episode of the show, we pick real winners for our Davy Jones Simply Seattle T-Shirt contest. Just remember that this episode is really, not real. Like for real, its not a real episode... at all. For Real.
(:05) Hold on…let us get this straight: people win cool free stuff…but then same people don’t want cool free stuff that they won…for free?? C’mon RTS Twitter folk! Now, we gotta employ the BLEEP, because BLEEP and BLEEP and BLEEP didn’t want Davy Jones gear. Sad state of affairs…but thankfully, it’s Kraken Day soon! What are y’all doing? The guys are mulling a Secret Santa exchange and gifting each other onesie pajamas. Yeah, probably time to get to the show.
(2:36) Brettonius Interruptus (Brett’s scientific name) does what he does best and interrupts Kevin’s intro with more stern words for BLEEP and BLEEP and BLEEP from our failed Davy Jones T-Shirt giveaway but with the brilliant idea of potentially…picking NEW WINNERS?! BLEEP and BLEEP better act fast!
(4:15) KHT#1 – The Kraken rollercoaster rides on! Exciting first OT win against the Pens…straight to tough, last-second loss to the Rangers. But WAIT! Is it a conspiracy? Did the refs purposefully turn a blind eye to an obvious interference call? Are we just the new kid(s) on the block?? Is it an inside job??! Or is it simply Intern Brian’s fault? We think you know.
(8:38) KHT#2 – We certainly know whose fault it ISN’T…The Salmon McCannon! The guy is just a machine. Yes, we know – that’s what the “cannon” part implies already, but seriously, the Salmon McCannon is undoubtedly making a case for himself as the Kraken’s best player. Should that bring about an argument as to which Kraken player should be headed to the All-Star Game?? Listen for yourself. You might get your answer…and some Barry White (compliments of Chris).
(15:10) KHT#3 – RTS fan favorite, LAW FIRM OR LINE COMBO, is back! That’s right, baby! Chris and Brett go head to head once again and attempt to show off their hockey player / big whig attorney knowledge (or lack thereof), only this time wielding completely opposite strategies. In the end, one of them gets salty about the ever-changing rules, while one of them gets the victory...and we ALL get the most challenging live read the show has ever had. Thanks, Brett! Now, cue the Barry White again…
This time Brett welcomes loyal listener, and worst guest of all time, Strawberry, to the RTS family living room. Not only is Strawberry the voice of Kube 93.3 in the morning, he is also one of your in house, Climate Pledge Arena hosts with the mosts! First time long time!
(00:05)Just when you think you know someone…they go and get a mustache. And it’s ah-maziiiing! Yep, it’s a big day at RTS, as the guys welcome their first mustache to the show. Is it just a phase? Or here to stay? You’ll have to ask Brett…but it might hinge more on your Kraken…
(2:22)A show can’t be a show without a welcome and a shout out to the best sponsor around — Simply Seattle! Now, don’t make us tell you again to head on over to SimplySeattle.com to see the freshest Kraken gear, including the new Davy Jones T-Shirts and restocked $25 dollar hoodies. Oh BTW, RTS10 gets you 10% off. You’re welcome ;)
(3:03)Speaking of those new Davy Jones T-Shirts, Intern Brian the GOAT set up a fun fan contest on Twitter and RTS listeners came in clutch, just like they always do! Brett sets the scene for the end of the show, where 5 lucky listeners will win a free Davy Jones Shirt because of their active Twitter fingers.
(3:57) KHT1- We’re winning again! We’re winning again! 3-2 in our last 5 games, to be exact, including sexy season series sweeps (say that 5 times fast!) against the Sharks and Panthers (our show’s original nemesis). What changed? Is it Davy? Is it Gruby? Sorry—we mean, Lip. The guys dive in and rap about the team’s recent play, and that can only mean 1 thing: Danger Zone Drops.
(11:33) KHT2 -Most NHL teams have a team dog—oh, you didn’t know that? It’s ok, neither did Chris. But it’s true, and Seattle joins the club with the bestest boy ever, Davy Jones! The fellas discuss the new team pup and the credit he has received for the team’s recent good play. But how does Davy stack up against the other team dogs?? Unbiased discussion clearly ensures.
(16:11) KHT3 -Oh, isn’t that so cute…RTS is all growed up…we have Press access now! Via No Nickname Ryan, who comes on the show to chop it up about Press Conferences, morning skates, almost calling Dan…Dan, and T-Shirt Cannons?? Plus, he’s down to ask YOUR questions, so tweet the show with questions you have, and we’ll have #RyanAsk.
(20:36)IT’s TIIIIMMME!! 5 lucky listeners get to hear their names called as lucky winners of the new Simply Seattle Davy Jones T-Shirts, all thanks to RTS! Did you win? Well, you gotta listen to find out. And yes, we used an actual hat this time. Congrats to the winners! Wear ‘em with pride, y’all!!
Now that we're best friends with Nick Gizmondi, we might as well play some games with him... enjoy!
:55 - Nick “Gismo” Gismondi joins RTS and wastes no time, making himself comfortable with a glass of whiskey in hand, Kraken swag on, and stories to share! His good buddy Anze Kopitar, Major League (the movie), and his early playing days make the cut, before he…RELEASES THE SHOW!
6:20 - Nick is back. After the theme song, that is. And so are the $25 dollar hoodies from our sponsor Simply Seattle! Cop yours and use promo code RTS10. Oh, and follow us on all social media platforms...just not TikTok—no one, not even Nick, knows how to use it. However, Nick’s 13-year old nephew is a pro, so maybe we can get him on retainer, as a TikTok consultant?
8:30 - The guys ask Nick about the Kraken’s first win in 10 games. What happened? Was it because Chris was in attendance? Why did they finally win? Nick taps into his extensive hockey expertise and determines…it’s because the team got a puppy! Well…AND for some other hockey reasons, as well ;)
11:40 - Kevin encourages Nick to lace them up and get Coach Hak to “put him in, Coach!” But the modest Gismo defers to fellow broadcaster, JT Brown, as the one who’s truly ready for action. Perhaps the RTS crew should lace ‘em up and join both Nick and JT for a little "media vs Kraken" scrimmage? Ok, who’s checking the Big Rig, first?!
13:30 - Nick enters the RTS “high danger zone” (cue the music, Brett) and fields the fellas’ questions with skill and grace, adeptly addressing the team’s struggles, the coaching, the systems, and the need for galvanizing moments. Listening to Gismo talk Kraken hockey...might just “Take Your Breath Away.”
20:45 - The guys have their own answers for the Kraken’s problems, though — it’s ALL in the nicknames! RTS has the proven power to elevate a player's game with a simple nickname: Dan, Salmon McCannon, The Skoi Wonder (just to name a few). Dan’s an all-star and The Skoi Wonder put one past a Hall of Famer to win the game in OT. Gismo agrees and is gonna shout it from the rooftops! Or, at least, on TV. RIght, Nick?!
26:03 - With the trade deadline looming in a month, Chris wants to know where Nick thinks the team should go from here — do they buy or sell at the trade deadline? Big moves? Small moves? What’s the plan for the rest of the season? Nick doesn't love these questions…but he indulges anyway…because he's a professional. And we put him on the spot. As professionals.
27:50 - The show crescendos at the perfect time, as Nick gives a passionate speech that pumps up the show and gets us hyped about the journey we're all on with the Kraken. We're ready to run through a wall, y'all! Or, at least, the glass at Climate Pledge, if you’re Chris without a ticket. Gismo loves this fanbase and coaches us up to stick with the team through the ups and downs. He feels so lucky to broadcast for our Kraken, and we're so damn lucky to have him in Seattle.
This time on the show the guys talk about the current state of the podcast, where the podcast is headed in the future, and does anyone actually watch the Super Bowl for the game?
Before officially recording the BIG show, the guys sat around and chatted about this week's upcoming games - bonus laughter from producer Katie.
00:30 - It’s 2022. A New Year. A new you? A new me? A new us? Well, the guys dive in and share their resolutions (or lack thereof), so find out if Brett is going to start mailing it in? If anyone has any plans to hit the gym in the new year? And if can Chris FINALLY Release The Showwwwww?! So many questions. Only one ‘play’ episode button…
4:40 - The show starts with a Simply Seattle promo, but not just any Simply Seattle promo…our very own! Yep, that’s right — RTS has its own promo code, and it's all because of YOU, our listeners. We love you. We appreciate you. Now, go use our promo code RTS10, so we love you even MORE ;)
6:50 - KHT1 - “Extra! Extra! Coach Hak fired! Extra! Extra!” Should that be the headline? Or is that utterly ridiculous?? Well, perhaps Ron Francis really DOES listen to the show, because he came out recently in an ESPN article and backed his head coach and goaltender…you agree? The fellas discuss.
10:51 - KHT2 - Can RTS turn around the season with hockey nicknames, like they did for Dan? We've come up with some great ones on the show already, but Ryan Donato and Joonas Donskoi started a “Kraken Jokes with Donnie and Donny" show. Donnie & Donny?? C’mon guys! Maybe we can step up our nickname game in response? Can Jared McCann become the Salmon Cannon?? Even better, is Joonas Donskoi actually The Skoi Wonder?!
17:38 - KHT3 - If there’s ONE thing that we, here at RTS, know for sure…it’s that Seattle Kraken fans are the best! Need proof? We know you don’t, but we’ll give it anyway. Look no further than the viral story about a Kraken fan, who likely saved a Canucks Asst. Equipment Manager’s life, by banging on the glass and letting him know that he had a cancerous mole on his neck. Holy mole-y, that’s a feel-good story!
What should we do about coach Hack? Plus, Brett reads your emails word-for-word.
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00:00 - Kraken In-Arena Host, Angelica Salem hangs out with the fellas…likely regrets it, the guys start asking for favors and proposing their usual ideas. Brilliant, I say…brilliant.
3:50 - After apparently waiting a lifetime for this moment — the opportunity to discuss national anthem singing with an actual national anthem singer — Kevin jumps in with a passion and throws Angelica some rapid fire questions.
7:00 - The RTS and Angelica Salem connection is explored, and who would have thunk it…Kraken Twitter and good friend of the show, Ryan, have their fingerprints all over it.
8:40 - Angelica weathers the RTS storm like a pro and…RELEASES THE SHOW!!!
9:33 - Of course, an intro interruption and a giveaway. Cue: Brett and our Simply Seattle giveaway! Listen to find out how it all goes down and how you can contribute and win.
10:53 - Kraken hockey is back after COVID, and the guys are pumped to watch games again! But oh wait—GUT PUNCH!!—fan favorite Brandon Tanev is out for the season :( And after having a career-season, so far. Needless to say, it’s quite a bittersweet return to the action.
13:10 - That leads to a question: can the Kraken replace what “Turbo” brought to the team, on and off the field? Such a simple, tough question. Answer??
16:38 - What’s done is done. Can’t change the past. However, you can look to the future! So, the fellas dive into their New Year’s Resolutions — both personal and for the Kraken. Have a Happy New Year, y’all!
Family Meeting! Brought to you by Simply Seattle - go to simplyseattle.com for a $5 Seattle Freeze T-Shirt -- proceeds benefit local shelters. RTS is excited to welcome Kraken In-Arena Host, Angelica Salem, who has a fun conversation with our very own In-Game Host, Chris. Just two In-Game/Arena/Stadium Hosts talking shop! Topics range from Angelica’s crazy cool kicks with pouches...to her growing up on the East Coast and being a musical theater nerd...to singing the National Anthem for the Islanders and ultimately landing the In-Arena Host gig for the Kraken...to crowd energy and her favorite Kraken player. HINT: RTS very much approves. There’s much, much more in between, including a brief spat between Brett and 7-11…so hit play, enjoy, and get to know the super-talented, Angelica Salem!
00:00 - It’s the holidays, so the whole RTS Family is in the house, INCLUDING the Kraken! Well, sort of…they were playing the Sharks at the time of our taping, so the crew reacts in real-time to the game play and to a much-needed Kraken victory! Oh, and to Driedger’s crazy attempt to score an own-goal from behind the net? Huh?!
2:00 - You’re the GOAT! No, YOU’RE the GOAT!! NO, YOU’RRRRRE THE GOAT!!!! Wait…what’s a GOAT? Who’s the GOAT? Am I, and everyone else, overusing the term GOAT and its iconic emoji?? Not sure we have the answers, but we certainly have the discussion. You’re the GOAT, if you listen.
3:50 - The man, the myth, the legend, the GOAT? Intern Brian is front and center to Release the Show! But first, things get a little awkward with Kevin and Brian, and they gotta work through it to get to a fun chat all about Intern Brian: reacting to Kraken nation on Twitter, comparing our beloved Kraken to hockey in Canada, and of course, waiting for MONTHS to Release the Show!!! (Don’t embarrass the family, now, Intern Brian ;)
8:48 - Hot for Teacher Kevin kicks off our holiday show but doesn’t get far until Brett chimes in with talk of the most “popular” John Denver holiday song. Everybody knows this one! Mama Got Ran Over By A Reindeer, right?! No. Frosty the Snowman?! No. A Holly Jolly Christmas??! NO. Hmmm…are we sure it’s a popular one? You tell us!
13:10 - The time comes for the family to go round the table and share what they want Santa to bring them for Krakmas! First up: Friend of the Show Ryan tells us what he wants Santa to bring him for Krakmas. We bet you’d want it, too.
14:00 - Next up: Producer Katie jumps into the action with what SHE wants from Santa for Krakmas! Can you guess what it is? Could be anything, right? Yeah, we didn’t say it was an easy question…geez.
15:00 - Not to be outdone (albeit, not a competition), Kevin jumps in with what he’s hoping for from Santa. Disclaimer: reality was not kept in mind.
15:30 - Brett’s up! Does he actually want a…Trebuchet…for Krakmas?? What the f#@ is that anyway? And will he ever stop talking about it? Not if Chris keeps asking questions… (But really, what the f#@ is that anyway?)
17:30 - Hopefully not a trebuchet, as well (because that would be weird), Chris shares what he wants from jolly old Saint Nick! Hint: he’s the only one without it!
20:38 - Our Krakmas roundtable comes to a rousing close with what “the GOAT” wants. That’s right - Intern Brian makes a BIG ask for Santa. And we’ll just say this: fan favorite Turbo Tanev is involved…hmmmm….
23:39 - Oh wait! Brett is back with potentially another wish for Santa…or is it simply a hobby to share? Eh…it’s tough to tell the difference, when buying private islands. Amiright?
Happy holidays everyone!
With no hockey games on, Brett dips back into the inbox and reads a email from a genius level listener!
00:23 - Close friend of the show, Ryan (nickname TBD) joins the fellas to talk about Kraken hockey, his own personal hockey history, and all of the amazing work he’s been doing on behalf of RTS. The guy is a wizard! Oh, and of course…he Releases the Showwwwwwww!!!
8:40 - It’s going down this Sunday Dec 19th! Brett gives the rundown of our fundraising event at the Queen Anne Beer Hall to benefit Food Lifeline. It’s, ummm, kind of a big deal. You should come. Ok, cool, see you there.
11:22 - KHT#1: Sigh. Back in last place. We had a good run, everybody…good run. Is it over? Or no? Is it coaching? Or no? So many questions on this rollercoaster of a team! Do we have the answers? I don’t know. I just write the write ups. Listen and find out!
17:30 - KHT#2: Dark times call for light (hearted) measures. And Hot for Teacher Kevin has just the thing: a brand new RTS game — “Law Firm or Line Combo!” Given 3 last names, Brett and Chris have to determine whether the threesome is a bigwig antitrust firm…or the starting blue line for NY Islanders. Will Chris’ attorney-heavy family give him an edge?!
28:22 - KHT#3: The guys went for the first ever RTS Prediction Hat Trick of the season last week. And failed. Miserably. But it’s not how you fall; it’s how you get back up! (Thanks, Dad!) How will they rebound this week? Well, only the play on the ice will tell, but let’s just say…they were NOT aligned this week.
Family Meeting! Kevin has a conversation with Joe from Simply Seattle, and Brett has a Christmas present!
00:00 - The main man, Joe, from SIMPLY SEATTLE — the biggest and baddest Seattle Sports apparel company AND Release the Show’s newest sponsor — joins the fellas to talk Kraken hockey, Seattle sports, and apparel. Oh, and Joe gets hit with some rapid fire questions, as well, before he must step up to the challenge and…RELEASE THE SHOW!!!
8:31 - Brett interrupts to have a quick meeting about the Family Meeting. If you didn't catch that short RTS episode, check it out! We found the raffle winner!
10:30 - Do you like parties? Do you like to win stuff? Do you like to support great causes? Well, RTS is all up in the good work — hoodies for $25 that provide 25 meals from Simply Seattle, along with a blowout event at the Queen Anne Beer Hall on December 19th for Food Lifeline.
11:33 - KHT1: The Kraken beat the Oilers!! The Kraken beat the Oilers!! (Just keep repeating that refrain, so you might forget that they lost to the Penguins… ;) That’s right - from win streak to losing 6-1, the guys give their thoughts on the recent slate of Kraken play.
20:19 - KHT2: ESPN publishes the NHL “Goalie Confidence Rankings,” and Hot for Teacher Kevin breaks it down for Brett and Chris, who are split on whether they can believe where ESPN ranks our beloved Kraken goalies. How dare they talk about Gruby like that?! (Or is it warranted??)
28:45 - KHT3: It’s time for predictions! 2 games: Winnipeg & Columbus. How do the Kraken fare?? The guys will tell you. And will likely be wrong. Although one of them may be right — I mean, even the sun shines on a dog’s a—…well, you get the idea. But their reasoning is sound, so check it out…and see if you agree?!
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00:04 - RTS contest winner and #First100 listener, Sgt. Pickles, roasts the guys before delivering an epic RTS intro.
5:56 - We welcome sponsor Simply Seattle to the RTS family. Visit SimplySeattle.com to scope out awesome merch and support their 2nd annual Food Lifeline: 25 for $25 event! They're donating 25 meals to Food Lifeline for every $25 hoodie sold through December 15th. Look great in Simply Seattle's new line of hoodie designs while supporting a fantastic local cause.
7:55 - KHT #1 - The guys are pumped about the Kraken's hot streak and much improved play of late! They discuss the big wins over Florida and Buffalo, and share more about the success of another watch party for the Sabres game at the Queen Anne Beer Hall.
19:13 - KHT #2 - Chris and Kevin were at the Capitals game at Climate Pledge and they talk about the experience. Was that game the biggest win of the season, the catalyst for the hot streak? Kevin coaches up the on-ice Salmon tossing crew, and Brett offers a gem of an idea...in two words...Salmon Cannon.
28:51 - KHT #3 - Predictions for the upcomings slate of games. Can the Kraken keep winning? The guys debate.
A Conversation with Kevin with our first troll and first contest winner - Sgt. Pickles.
Also, Brett breaks down the details from our very first sponsor - Simply Seattle. Use promo code BLEAV10 for 10% off your purchase. Don't miss their 25 for $25 - shop one of their unique hoodies and $5 pays for 25 meals through Food Lifeline.
00:05 - The guys kick off the episode and discuss their favorite Thanksgiving side dish. They all come up with the same delicious answer which proves that it is possible for the three of them to agree on something.
5:45 - What is Brett thankful for?
7:18 - What is Chris thankful for?
12:25 - Brett reveals that his mysterious famous friend who roots for the Arizona Coyotes is actually Frankie Muniz, from Malcolm In The Middle. Brett calls him on air...Did Frankie pick up? Are the guys finally getting over the Kraken's defeat in the desert?!
15:35 - BetOnline has found their next company pitchman. Chris delivers one of the most inspiring live reads in show history.
17:45 - What is Kevin thankful for?
19:16 - RTS gives a big thank you to Producer Katie and Intern Brian for all their great work on the show.
Happy Thanksgiving to the entire Release The Show extended family.
We couldn't NOT say anything about the absolute knock-out-come-from-behind legendary win! The kraken showed the NHL and the rest of the world exactly who they are and who they are going to be...
00:00 - Good friend of the show and one of RTS’ #first100, Kevin from Denver, joins the pod to chat about Kraken Fandom and Kevinism and, of course, to…
5:56 - …Release The Show! That’s right - our guy, Kevin from Denver, ushers us in and starts things off right. It’s truly a blessing to have such amazing listeners.
7:02 - It’s not an official episode of RTS without an official Brett Interruption—or Bretteruption—and it’s one you don’t wanna miss!
9:07 - Hot for Teacher Kevin tries to make up for his rough showing last week in Listener Jess’ pop quiz, but is it too late for him? Will he be replaced by….Hot For Teacher Katie?!
11:21 - Hat Trick #1: Kevin breaks down the Kraken’s biggest problem thus far, and it predictably all leads straight back to…Top Gun?? Yep — Maverick, Goose, the Iceman. The Danger Zone. It’s so obvious.
19:34 - Hat Trick #2: The fellas react to the Kraken’s 4 game losing streak. And it’s about how you expect it might be. Rough.
24:43 - Hat Trick #3: Predicting the upcoming slate of games seems to get tougher and tougher, as the Kraken struggle. See if anyone gets it right this time…
28:03 - What’s up with pulling the goalie so early? Why do it? Is it a mistake? Is it genius? Is Coach Hak on the hot seat? Can you have a coaching hot seat in an expansion team’s first year?
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Brett reads your emails word for word, this email comes with a question. Do we suck?
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01:30 - RTS is incredibly lucky to welcome a very special guest to kick off—and release—the show! It’s none other than Kraken co-owner and CEO and Founder of BDA Inc, Jay Deutsch! With a Kraken Modelo in-hand, Jay talks all things branding and merchandise with seemingly the same energy and enthusiasm as when he started his company at 16y/o! What a stud. (He said we could call him that ;)
20:05 - Brett skillfully interrupts Kevin like no other co-host can do, as the RTS mailbag is overflowing with fan mail and fan questions…including some hardballs from friend of the show, Jess! See how Hot for Teach Kevin fares after being put on the...Hot Seat!
24:31 -KHT1: Did we just experience our first “heartbreaking loss”?? The fellas react to the winless Arizona Coyotes prevailing over our Kraken with only a minute to go in the 3rd period, immediately after the Kraken had pulled ahead…what’s up with that?!
33:03 - KHT2: There are stale traditions…and there are fresh traditions…and our very own Kraken are about all things fresh and creative. A prime example—the Salmon Toss! But should it be enhanced even further? RTS has some ideas ;)
37:00 - KHT3: After going 1-2 and losing to the worst team in the NHL (thus far), how do the guys feel about the next 3 games? Well…they don’t all agree, and that’s ok. Someone will be right or none of them will be. But regardless, the Kraken will play 3 upcoming games and likely will torture our 3 hosts! But, thankfully, 3 goals from one player in the same game WON’T be torturing them anymore, as the one and only DAN took care of the team’s first official Hat Trick against the Sabres! 3 goals = 3 salmon…but ummm…how many hats??
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Brett reads your emails word for word, and we get a surprising amount from where the toilet water flushes the wrong way. Release The Show!
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00:30 - RTS has found a home in Seattle! The amazing Queen Anne Beer Hall aka “The Hall” has opened up its arms (and doors) to welcome us all season long—and beyond—to host LIVE watch parties, drink beers, raise money for charity, giveaway stuff, and most importantly, join together with you all as a Kraken family. Owner, Kieth Hobart, jumps on the ‘cast to confirm this perfect marriage and, of course, to Release the Show!!!
09:25 - After things got a little loosey-goosey, Brett interrupts and tries to reign things in a bit going forward with our giveaway promos, as we realize we have the most amazing listeners, who also happen to be very good at predicting scores and writing emails, btw! Nice work Squid Squad Show-timers. We got nothing but love for you! And prizes.
12:00 - KHT1: Round 2 with the vaunted Oilers…only this time it counted. For the Kraken AND for RTS, as there was a good old-fashioned podcast to podcast wager on this one! Oilerslive wanted all the smoke and so we stepped up to give it to them…and failed. So, our man, Brett, had to jump on their show and take one for the team—as in, take a shot. Of something you don’t normally like to shoot. Tasty, huh Brett?! We’ll get you next time, Michael!
26:12 - Simultaneously, while Brett & Chris reminisce about RTS’ second successful LIVE viewing event, where they hung out with Kraken Nation for the NY Rangers game and raised $$ for Special Olympics Washington, the fellas also weave in their reactions to the team’s 2-game skid. What’s the state of the Kraken 10 games in any way??
33:40 - KHT3: Hot for Teacher Kevin, who nailed his last multi-game prediction, prognosticates a 2-1 record over the next 3 matchups, EVEN IF the Kraken were to throw the RTS guys and 2 of their listeners out there on the ice vs the hapless, winless Arizona Coyotes. Chris isn’t so convinced, however, and Brett plots on his famous friend who happens to be a fierce fan of the team from Phoenix. Oh, the future feels fun...
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00:55 - Brett and Producer Katie can’t get enough of Seattle, so they change flights and stick around, and line up another RTS live event at Queen Anne Beer Hall on Halloween. It’s time to watch more hockey and raise more money!
04:50 - KHT1: It was all a dream! Only it wasn’t. Opening night at Climate Pledge was very real, and the guys reminisce about being amongst the Kraken fans outside the game, as well as inside their first live viewing party at The Dock. Oh BTW, we raised over $1000 for charity and we’re doing it again this Sunday 10/31! (See above ;)
14:20 - KHT2: Now THAT’S a get right game. The Kraken dominate the storied Montreal Canadiens, and RTS is here for ALL of it! Literally. Brett shares his experiences inside Climate Pledge for the franchise’s first home win (while Kevin and Chris seethe with jealousy, of course) and you might be surprised at some of what he says...
27:15 - KHT3: The fellas look ahead to the next 3 games for the Kraken and see a tough stretch against the Wild, Rangers, and Oilers. But they’re not scared. Of course not. Well, maybe a little. Of the Oilers. But not a lot. Let’s just go 2-1 and call it good.
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00:10 - RTS listener, Jess, stays up late on the East Coast to join the fellas live and chat about how she discovered the Kraken and the show, which she proceeds to Release! (But not before spilling the beans about her Golden Knights-loving husband…yuck…please stick with us, Jess! ;)
08:00 - The giveaways have not stopped and it’s not too late to enter, just review the show on any podcast platform! Orrrrrrr…even better…come on out to hang with the guys in person!! The Dock Sports Bar in Fremont, WA. Opening Night. Trivia. Raffles. Hockey. Drinks. And memories in the making. BE THERE!
11:00 - KHT #1: Kevin, Brett and Chris go round and round and back and forth, sharing and discussing their reactions to the first week EVER in Kraken hockey. 5 games in 8 days. ALL on the road. A lot to chew on so far. But at least there were some fights, eh?
26:36 - KHT #2: In the words of Hot for Teacher Kevin, “Opening Night at Climate Pledge is coming!” Well, regardless of whether you’re a GOT fan or not, Saturday 10/23 is, in fact, coming, so what are you looking forward to from the Kraken’s home opener?! Listen here and see if those match up with ours!
33:20 - KHT #3: At the risk of stepping on friend of the show, Miss Cleo’s, toes…the guys share their Game 1 bold (or not so bold) predictions. As you may have guessed, some are hockey related and some are not. Regardless, though, there is one constant with all of the predictions. See if you can spot it.
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Brett reads more of your emails and there's a big announcement about our upcoming #ReleaseYourFandom Frustration event!
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00:10 - Brett kicks off the show discussing one of his new roles outside of RTS. It’s a leadership role, one with tons of responsibility (especially in light of all of the terrible examples set by his "peers" recently)! Meanwhile, Chris is gifted the coolest baby Kraken that even lights up in the dark. But who gave it to him? And why?? And what should he name it?!!
08:38 - Then, the guys share their reactions to the Kraken’s historic Game 1, which is finally in the books! It's been a long time coming, and the gritty close loss elicits unbridled excitement all the way to sheer anger. Why so angry? Keep listening… To Kick or Not To Kick? That is the question. Did Chandler Stephenson intentionally kick in the GWG against the Kraken? Does “intention" even matter??
22:20 - Coach Brett and Hot For Teacher Kevin speak on it! And finally, this week’s Kraken Hat Trick is unveiled: 1) favorite moments from the Kraken vs the Golden Knights, 2) LEAST favorite moments from the game, and 3) thoughts on upcoming clashes with Nashville and Columbus. (BTW -- what in the world is a Nashville Predator anyway?!)
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00:15 - The show gets off to its most positive start to date! How is that even possible, you ask? Through the power of the “Lofa Drop.” Need some advice…Lofa Drop. Need a pick me up…Lofa Drop. Need a reality check…Lofa Drop. You need ‘em, and we got ‘em!!
11:15 - Hot for Teacher Kevin’s emotional journey from Caps fan to Kraken fan has captured the hearts of hockey fans around the world, as they connect with the struggle, the pains, the disappointments of other fandoms. Well, here at RELEASE The Show, want you to RELEASE your fandom frustrations (#releaseyourfandomfrustrations). Let go of that old team that is holding you back and join us on IG (if it’s up and running) and Twitter, or in-person in Seattle on Oct 22nd! We’re gonna get through this together.
14:50 - The guys start the Hat Trick on a high note as the Kraken finished up their impressive pre-season on Tuesday night, and the guys couldn’t be more excited about that 4-2 record, reminiscing about all the great moments and grit this team showed with shootouts and overtime comeback wins. In fact, it has one host practically hoisting the cup already! (I think you know who that might be ;)
24:24 - HT2: It’s Player Spotlight time again, and this week brings a Kraken player, who has been turning some heads and really popping on the tape throughout the preseason…it’s none other than Center Jared McCann! Goals, assists, cellies…the guy’s been doing it all so far, and it has some hosts wondering if he’s overtaken Yanni
29:30 - Is a hot dog a sandwich? That’s it. That’s the question. Want the answer? Listen here! (Or Google it…not sure which will be more helpful…)
33:50 - HT3: There’s no dress code in hockey!! Oh wait…there is. And it’s formal. Well, not anymorrrre says the Arizona Coyotes! They are progressive Coyotes! They have chewed up and spit out the traditional hockey dress code and are letting their guys dress to express. You see it in the NFL and the NBA…is this the new future of fashion in the NHL? Is it a good idea?? The fellas discuss.
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On this show, we read your emails word-for-word. This one was a bit longer though, and we didn't want to have to rush through it. Enjoy Brett's dramatic reading of a fan email exchange.
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00:20 - RTS has officially arrived in Edmonton. How do we know? Because our very own, Brett Davern, jumped onto the Oilers Live podcast, before the Kraken’s second preseason game, and firmly planted the RTS flag in Oiler country! He represented strong for RTS and the Kraken and — surprise, surprise — was still able to incorporate the Mighty Ducks conspiracy theories into the show. That’s our guy!
06:30 - The RTS (Digital) Mailbag gets opened up once again…and once again, we hear from our good friend, Kevin from Denver! This time, talking sexy Driedger pillows and male-Karen’s. Aka…Kevin’s. Ouch, Kevin’s!
08:20 - Uh oh…our resident Kevin has had enough! He finally puts his foot down to all of Brett and Chris’ jokes about his conflicted Caps & Kraken dual-fandom, his hockey team love-in-transition dilemma. But he has ideas…exciting ideas…TED LASSO-type ideas…for all of those fans, struggling with their first loves letting them down! Let go of the pain, the disappointments, the hope. Release yourself into the Kraken. Join us!! (Digitally…then maybe, in person ;) Listen to find out how.
14:20 - KHT1: We’re playing games!!! Can you believe it??! We. Are. Actually. Playing. Games. Well, not us…but them…but still…WE ARE PLAYING GAMES!!! Yep, the guys have a hard time containing their excitement in this first of the Kraken Hat Trick, as game-time has finally arrived, and they get to discuss preseason clashes with Vancouver and Edmonton.
24:15 - KHT2: The RTS Player Spotlights continue in #2 of the Hat Trick, and this week, goalie, Chris Driedger, finds himself on the hot seat…which actually got a bit hotter, after the Kraken’s 6-0 drubbing by the Oilers…but considering Driedgs is up for hottest Kraken player, he’ll manage just fine.
31:13 - KHT3: We’re wearing jerseys!!! Can you believe it??! We. Are. Actually. Wearing. Jerseys. Well, not us (not yet, anyway)…but them…but still…WE ARE WEARING JERSEYS!!! Yep, the guys once again are finding it difficult to contain their excitement in this 3rd and final of the Hat Trick, as these FIRE Kraken jerseys have finally arrived on the ice and are breaking records in the stores. The toughest question is: home, road, or both??
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00:07 - The show gets off to a delectable start, as Producer Katie spoils Brett with a plate full of pepperoni pizza rolls, which, once he pops, you know he can’t stop. But even pizza rolls by the mouthful can’t stop Brett from getting the show kicked off…chubby bunny styyyyyle!
04:10 - Brett reaches into the RTS Mailbag and pulls out a doozy! Well, the digital mailbag, really…and he just clicks on the inbox, but this is the day and age we live in. Nevertheless, the finding is the same: RTS is international, baby! Gunner from Norway — you’re the man! (Who’s married to his wife).
09:50 - This week’s Hockey 101 Class is a must-hear: Fighting. The art. The rules. The punishments. That’s right, Hot for Teacher Kevin takes his teaching gloves off and pummels Brett and Chris (and our listeners) over the head with knowledge. Fighting is a big part of hockey these days…so it was only a matter of time before it broke out here at RTS.
19:25 - HT1: The Kraken Hat Trick gets underway with another Player Spotlight. This week: Jamie Oleksiak. The Big Rig. There’s unanimous excitement amongst the guys to see this 6’7” 255lb behemoth throwing his weight around on the blue line. And perhaps losing another tooth.
26:48 - HT2: It’s Primetime, baby! ESPN and Turner have the rights, and we have the beer and eyeballs. To watch the games. And drink the beer. Respectively. Oh c’monnnnn…you get iiiiiiiiit. It’s gonna be much easier to catch your Kraken games now, and we know you NEED your Kraken games, like Brett needs to interrupt intros!
30:25 - HT3: The Kraken play THIS SUNDAY! We repeat: the Kraken. PLAY. THIS. SUNDAY!!! And the fellas are reveling in it, as they chop it up about the NHL Preseason and the much-anticipated first look at our beloved Seattle Kraken. Who are YOU excited to see?? Better yet - who do you think is going to score the first Kraken goal??! The guys submit their votes and only one is hoping it’s a dirty one…
33:27 - It’s been a long time coming…but the wait is finally OVER! Release the Show’s Jersey Giveaway Contest comes to a rousing conclusion with the guys pulling one lucky listener’s name out of hat! Well, actually a tupperware container—same diff—especially if you wear tupperware containers as hats. But we digress…somebody WON!!! Congrats somebody!! (Listen and find out WHO ;)
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00:30 - We all like safe bets right? Well, it’s the safest of bets that if you’ve listened to RTS before, you’ve heard one of the guys deliver an incredible…unforgettable…award-worthy…live read for our first ever sponsor, BetOnline. So incredible, and so unforgettable, and so award-worthy, in fact, that BetOnline’s own, Dave Mason, pops by the show to chat all things hockey betting: early opening odds, high limits, reduced juice NHL, and Brandon Tanev pictures??
08:45 - Brett dives into the RTS Mailbag and finds GOLD with new best friend of the show, Kevin from Denver, who reached out to the show with a very complimentary, supportive, and empathetic email that really won the guys over and got him entered into the RTS Jersey Giveaway contest. No Kevinism here!
10:05 - We’re entering the final days of Release The Show’s inaugural Kraken Jersey Giveaway, but fret not if you haven’t left a review of the show on ANY podcasting app…as Kevin finds out from Chris later in the show — it’s not how you start; it’s how you finish! So get those reviews in and give yourself a shot at a FREE KRAKEN SWEATER!!! ‘Cause there really ain’t nothing better. As we move into colder weather. Than spending no cheddar. On a FREE KRAKEN SWEATER!!!
18:55 - In the first of the Kraken Hat Trick, the fellas continue their journey to spotlight a new Kraken player every week to help our Squid Squad get to know their new team. This week brings the enigmatic, Brandon “I-saw-a-ghost-in-my-team-pic” Tanev! No doubt, a lock for a fan favorite, especially after the guys play “Get to Know Tanev”…but the biggest question remains: will Brett buy HIS jersey, TOO?!
30:14 - Hey Kevin! Is that what we think it is? Might it be?? Could it be??? ANOTHER SPLASH??!! Oh, no…it’s just Ryan Donato, you say? Newly-signed Kraken forward. Oh ok, cool. Moving right along then…
32:20 - The Kraken Hat Trick is complete with the long-awaited, official opening of the Kraken Community Iceplex! But is THIS a splash?? Well…Brett attempts to convince himself that this is an exciting development, Chris needs no convincing that the 32 Bar & Grill inside is exciting, and Kevin is simply excited for the actual hockey (surprise, surprise) to be played on that ice. Regardless, we hope to see you there Kraken faithful!
39:00 - This week’s episode culminates in a new, old game. New to Kevin and Chris; old to Brett. Stop Me When You Know It! Obviously, you don’t know it, or you would have stopped me. It’s a fun one, as Kevin and Chris battle to name that hockey movie as quick as they can based on Brett’s reading of the synopsis. I think you know how this en—(see, you’re catching on ;)
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(03:30) The RTS Kraken Jersey giveaway contest continues and one listener scores major points with the guys. Keep those ratings and reviews coming! A name will be pulled from a hat. A Kraken hat. And a winner will be a winner. Whatever name you want on the jersey. Or maybe not a name. (Just don't listen to Chris' ideas. Please. Thanks, Management).
(08:55) BIG NEWS ALERT!! Our beloved Kraken players have jersey numbers! Questions: What ones stood out? Why do you think players chose those numbers? What jersey are you buying? Do the numbers matter? What’s your favorite number? Favorite food? Favorite flower? (Don’t answer those last 3…unless, of course, you want to feel the wrath of Brett Davern!! You don't....)
(20:30) Here at RTS, we have nothing but love for our fearless leader, Hot for Teacher Kevin. However, we still often wonder…why is he SUCH a Kevin?! Well, the mystery is finally solved in this week’s episode, and wouldn’t you know it…it comes down to an ‘ism: Kevinism. (Talk to Germany…yes, the country…if you’d like some context. Kevin is beefing once again…sigghhh…)
(27:50) In another homage to our mythical Kraken, the fellas dive back into a game of the always interesting--and weird--“Real Creature or Fake Monster.” And this time, Chris hopes for a much better showing than before, getting blanked by Brett -- the apparent creature connoisseur of RTS. (Tune in to see how it actually plays out!)
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00:10 - Brett is like a kid on Christmas morning, as he retells the story of his journey to play as the Kraken in the new EA Sports NHL video game and his ultimate quest to learn how to fight like a hockey player. Sweet, sweet success is right at his fingertips, when he realizes...
11:24 - The edutainment continues with another edition of RTS’ Hockey 101 Class. In today’s lesson, Hot for Teacher Kevin tackles the extremely confusing and nebulous world of the “offsides” call. Or, at least, one might think it were that challenging after listening to Kevin’s star pupils…
16:50 - RTS issues an above average apology to Kraken netminder, Philipp Grubauer, after one host mistakenly called him just an average goaltender during last week's show. It was Kevin, let the backwards skating begin.
20:20 - The Kraken Hat Trick gets kicked off with another Player Spotlight, perhaps the best one, Eber(le)? That’s right, the fellas highlight Kraken forward, Jordan Eberle—better known as, Jordo! Or is it, Jebby?! Or…Dan?? Well, whatever his hockey nickname is, the guys believe Jordo-Jebby-Dan has a big offensive load to shoulder and discuss whether he’s up for the task…
29:39 - The guys realize they’ve been some real “Chatty Kathy’s” this episode and will require their first Eber(le) Part 2. Next week, they’ll finish the Hat Trick and play a little game called Real Creature or Fake Monster. Stay tuned…
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00:10 - Producer Katie casually dishes to the fellas about her super low-key adventures to tattoo parlors and peep shows in Amsterdam. No big deal…in the City of Tulips??
04:28 - RTS Merch is still flying off the shelves, but should you get a Small, Medium, Shmedium, or Large?? It may depend on whether you wanna be like Kevin and get a zip up…or Chris and get a hoodie… Or avoid those altogether and go with a Die Cut Sticker and a Pint Glass! You got options, friends…you got options. However, if you prefer free stuff (who doesn’t?), just review the show on any podcast app and give yourself a shot to win a customized (by you) official Kraken jersey…on RTS’ dime!
10:04 - School is in session once again, as Hot for Teacher Kevin continues his quest to educate the Kraken faithful who may be newer to hockey. In today’s class, he sets his sights on the men and women in stripes: the refs. The ones we all love to hate and hate to love, depending on the call they just made. And wouldn’t you know it…a fascinating discovery is made — one of your RTS hosts has donned the ref uniform in the past…now, who could it be???
17:20 - The fellas go Hat Tricking this week with a 1) player spotlight, 2) a player pullout, and 3) a player exit. THE SPOTLIGHT: It's Philipp Grubauer time. Or “Grubby,” if you’re cool. Another Sagittarius on the team, poised to do great things (including playing with Chris Driedger at the same time! ;)
28:40 - THE PULLOUT: it’s NOT Matty Beniers time. The #2 pick in the draft has decided to leave the Kraken and go back to Michigan to try to win a collegiate National Championship with his buddies, Power and Johnson. Poor choice or nah?
37:23 - And THE EXIT: it is no longer Henrik Lundqvist time. The “King,” if you’re cool, has decided to hang ‘em up and gets a well-deserved tip of the cap from RTS!
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Brett Goes Camping, Jersey Giveaway Contest, Hockey 101 Class, Chris Gets Angry, and The Kraken Hat Trick
00:16 - Brett thankfully survives camping…or glamping….or dispersed pampering…or whatever it’s called…and Kevin and Chris couldn’t be happier about it. They’d 7 times out of 10 prefer to have Brett back in one piece versus having any suspenseful, compelling, dramatic content to share that could skyrocket RTS’ ratings and listenership. Now, that’s brotherly love.
07:38 - Haters gonna hate!! Ain’t that the truth, Bonjoey81…ain’t that the truth… The RTS faithful are showing love in support of the show’s first (of many) contest giveaways, where YOU could be the lucky recipient of a brand-spanking-new-first-edition-original-which-basically-means-the-same-thing-as-first-edition Seattle Kraken jersey…of your CHOICE. Listen for details!
14:35 - Hey bro, I went coast to coast and scored a goal with a bottle rocket against the Broadway Blueshirts! How did you like my flow with the GWG, eh?! (You figure it out, bro…but if you’re having trouble, Hot For Teacher, Kevin, has you covered in this week’s Hockey 101: Lingo Edition)
23:30 - Chris gets angry! The guys put a halt to the show to find out what's really bothering their co-host.
26:40 - As automatic as Mariah hitting those high notes, the fellas hit their Hat Trick! They start by continuing their quest to highlight a Kraken player each week, and delve into the glorious world of the gifted, Greek game-changer…Yanni! Oh wait — maybe it was actually the celebrated world of the crafty, Canadian Champion…Yanni Gourde?! Hmmm…only one way to find out.
35:10 - Next, they share some laughs (or not) with fellow Squid Squadders and all of Kraken Twitter for #nationaltellajokeday.
40:55 - Finally, rounding out the Hat Trick, they argue about jersey ads and ultimately come to their very first unanimous agreement!
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Seahawks Legend Lofa Tatupu, Jersey Giveaway, Hockey 101 Class, the Kraken Hat Trick
00:35 - This week’s show gets off to a blazing start with a very special guest joining the show! Seahawks Legend and co-host to our co-host Brett, Lofa Tatupu, pops in and briefly chats about all things sports. Like literally — the Hawks, Kraken and Sonics all get some air time, before Lofa let’s the theme song rip!
07:42 - Brett drops the gloves and addresses a podcast reviewer...AND, the guys tell you how YOU can win a free jersey courtesy of your boys at RTS.
13:00 Biscuits through the pillows and cellies go down! Have no idea what that means?? Well, you’re in luck — in this week’s Hockey 101, hot teacher Kevin takes a deep dive into hockey slang. If you’re gonna be a real Kraken fan (or podcast host ;), you gotta be able to speak the language…so listen up!
16:30 - It’s time once again for the guys to hit their Kraken Hat Trick, which hopefully should be an easy feat with no defense. The first biscuit to hit the back of the net is an in-depth intro into Kraken defenseman, Mark Giordano: 37, a libra, a leader and Chris’ old man crush.
22:28 - Goal #2 of the Hat Trick, it's all about the MoJo! Or is it JoJo? Who knows?! But the guys carry on anyway and discuss the Kraken’s latest signing of Marcus Johansson.
27:30 - And completing the Hat Trick in style, the fellas scout the Kraken brand competition. Our Seattle Kraken executed their brand launch with great success…but are there other killer Kraken brands out there?!
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Seahawks Training Camp, B-Boy Fidget Interview, Hockey 101 Class, The Kraken Hat Trick, and “Real Creature or Fake Monster”
00:06 - Instead of hockey talk, the show gets kicked off with some HAWK-y talk, as Chris dishes to the fellas about his experiences at Seahawks Training Camp. The hype man…still hyping…as hype never sleeps…although it looks and sounds like Chris could use some…
08:10 - The guys welcome hometown kid and the musical genius behind Release The Show’s "crackin" theme song, B-Boy Fidget, to talk all things Seattle, music, sports, and fashion. The “Curator of Cool,” as he’s sometimes known, went to Garfield High School and rep’s the city, and now the Kraken, to the fullest. This won’t be the last you hear of Young Fidge on RTS!
17:00 - Fidget decides—regrettably, we’re pretty sure—to stick around for Kevin’s Hockey 101 Class, hoping to soak up some new hockey knowledge…only to be derailed by his fellow classmates, Brett and Chris, who did not make it into the Top 6…and let’s be honest, probably not the Bottom 6 either…
22:25 - The Kraken Hat Trick…the anchor of RTS…saw 1) Kevin further complicating his relationship with Ron Francis over his “splashing,” 2) the guys arguing over their favorite FA signings…out of 3 FA signings, and 3) massive calendaring. Yeah, that’s right — the Kraken schedule is out, and teams and dates are being circled with a vengeance and GoFundMe’s are being created for people to purge themselves of their former team affiliations. (Like we said…MASSIVE calendaring).
37:02 - NEW Segment Alert!! In the spirit of our mysterious and mythical Kraken, the guys jump into their first ever game of…Real Creature Or Fake Monster! T’was a heated battle between equally impressive opponents—oh, who are we kidding…someone gets destroyed and someone goes 3 for 3 and shows his expertise in the world of monsters, goblins, and…skunk apes???
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RTS Merch Galore, Kraken Fanbase Debate, Kevin’s Weekly Hockey 101, The Kraken Hat Trick, Twitter Time!
04:21 - RELEASE THE SHOW....oh wait, not yet. The show sends Brett to the penalty box for his technical difficulties to start the episode.
06:00 - You can’t have a legitimate hockey podcast without legitimate hockey podcast swag. It’s available now and ranges from hoodies to T-shirts to stickers to pint glasses to kids stuff. You should probably check it out soon and get your order in, before Kevin buys it all for himself!
10:30 - The Kraken. A fearsome, mythical creature that lurks beneath. But is it an Octopus? Or a Squid? Or neither? Or both?! Should the fans be called Krakheads or The Squid Squad? Or the Tentacult?! The debate rages on…
15:20 - Not all of us Kraken fans are hockey experts…(cough) Chris (cough) Brett (cough), but that’s why here at Release the Show, we have Kevin’s Weekly Hockey 101 Class. This week, Mr. Campbell quizzes his two students on “icing.” It went about as well as you might expect.
17:50 - 3 shots taken; 3 goals scored! RTS hits their Kraken Hat Trick this week with 1) Free Agency, 2) the NHL Entry Draft, and 3) the Kraken uniform unveiling. Somewhere along the way, one host calls out Ron Francis, one becomes an old curmudgeon, and one spontaneously creates the show’s first fan giveaway! (Psssst…it’s a jersey…you should listen ;)
32:30 - It’s Twitter Time! The guys dive into their Twitter Mailbag to discuss some posts and answer a couple of questions from the wonderful world that is: Kraken Twitter. Whether anything was officially answered or discussed is…undetermined…but they sure do love interacting with listeners and the Kraken community, so keep it coming!
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Superfan Stu & his tattoo, Expansion Draft experiences, Release the Show’s Hat Trick, The Krakhead of the Week.
00:30 - Have you gotten your Kraken tattoo yet?! Well, if not, perhaps you need to reconsider your allegiance to the Kraken? Because clearly you can’t sit with Stu. Stu the Superfan, who already has his 1st Kraken tattoo (not to mention the 1st tattoo in HIS LIFE) joins the show to tell us all about fandom and cap space. And almost stole Brett’s spot on the show!
6:55 - The Release the Show merchandise store is open for business. Listen to find out how to get your gear and rep the BEST Kraken podcast!
10:00 - Where were YOU on Draft Night?! The guys share their individual experiences, but neither Kevin nor Brett’s evening could even light a candle to Chris’, who was actually at the Official Kraken Draft at Gas Works Park in Seattle. Or, well…he might have been able to at least SEE the event from a distance, ON A BOAT!
17:05 - How much do you love a Kraken Hat Trick?! Well, the fellas hit theirs, discussing the biggest 3 topics of the week: 1) The Expansion Draft - by the numbers, 2) The Favorite Expansion Picks, and finally, 3) The #2 Pick in the NHL Draft - Matty Beniers - joins the guys! (On the team…)
27:25 - Is the Krakhead of the Week a good or a bad thing?! This is certainly still up for debate, and we’re not sure this week’s recipient makes it any clearer, as Chris encounters a Kraken fan named Cory on a boat that may or may not be all that he appears to be….!!
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It’s officially Kraken Season!, Kucherov’s Legendary Press Conference, The Big 3 Breakdown: 1) Expansion Draft Overview, 2) Players of Note, 3) Local Tips for Draftees, and The First Ever Krakhead of the Week.
2:35 - Kevin, Brett, and Chris rejoice in the official commencement of KRAKEN SEASON!!! (Potentially at the expense of the Habs. Ok, definitely at the expense of the Habs)
6:25 - Tampa Bay Lightning star, Nikita Kucherov, conducted the press conference of all press conferences, after winning consecutive Stanley Cup Finals, so you know we had to dissect it like the Zapruder film. And maybe someone ends up shirtless. Twice.
11:30 - The guys get to the nitty gritty: The Big 3 Breakdown. Chopping it up about the much anticipated Expansion Draft and what to expect; players to keep an eye out for (including CAREY PRICE?!); and local Seattle tips, tricks, and hotspots for the future champions, relocating to our great city.
25:40 - We all live our lives differently and make different choices…but still…there’s no excuse to land yourself (or selves) on the KRAKHEAD OF THE WEEK. Even if you ARE the back-to-back NHL Champs. Shame! Shame! Shame!
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We have a player, we have a coach, and we're ready for the Expansion Draft. Release The Kraken.
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Welcome to Release The Show: Seattle's Kraken Podcast! Episode zero, where Brett, Kevin and Chris get to know each other and get to get hyped about all the fun they, and the listeners are going to have. RELEASE THE SHOW!
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