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Get Your Creek On
Get Your Creek On is a podcast about Jonathan Creek.
(The comedy mystery drama, not the place in Kentucky)
The wrap-up episode!
After 26 in-depth analyses, this final chapter of the pod runs through the final five Creeks and explains why they aren’t being covered.
Indulge my narcissistic attempt at ranking the top five episodes, and find out more about the soundtrack to your life Get Your Creek On.
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A house vanishes into the ether. A man dies without cause on his own front lawn. A woman falls to her death but later wanders into a field. All inexplicable… right?
Joey and Jonathan have a list of weird stuff as long your arm to solve in this Easter special.
While that’s all happening, Adam Klaus repeatedly falls victim to internet mischief makers.
Crummy poet Willam Topaz McGonagall blesses us with his presence again, unwind with some Creek-themed ASMR, and our robot-voiced bud is back with more erotic filth.
The Judas Tree aired on the 4th of April 2010. Sheridan Smith returned as Joey Ross and we encountered Adam Klaus for the final time.
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People have disappeared from a locked attic room in the middle of the night on several occasions over many years. But how?
The house may belong to a magician, but perhaps it’s his creepy old mother on whom suspicion should fall…
Meanwhile, Klausy has decided to plunge a load of cash into the emerging world of 3D porn.
Shit poet Willam Topaz McGonagall returns, we chill the hell out with some fabulous ASMR, and our robot-voiced friend is back with some erotic lines to raunch things up!
The Grinning Man was a New Year’s Day special, airing on the 1st of January 2009. Sheridan Smith made her first appearance as Joey Ross.
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A priceless porcelain statue disappears into thin air despite being under the watchful eye of three museum guards. Impossible, surely?
Suspicion falls on the curator and her daughter, who may or may not have hidden the coveted figurine in the woods behind their house.
Elsewhere, Adam has apparently hypnotised an old woman beyond return, and deals with the matter by going on a low-rent reality show.
And worry not, another relaxing and stimulating session of Creek-themed ASMR is in the offing!
An esteemed police officer is photographed sneering at a hanged woman, but denies being a murderer.
Chewing gum in a plant pot, walnuts sown into pajamas and a bible in a wooden box are among the strange clues to consider.
Meanwhile, Adam is channelling (i.e. ripping off) David Blaine for attention.
If you’re struggling with the rigours of daily life, why not tingle away all your problems with some Creek-themed ASMR?
When a paranormal investigator drowns his sorrows and then, accidentally, himself, it makes no sense because his lover had just given him some great news.
He appears to then contact her from beyond his watery grave, which is astonishingly inexplicabe. Unless you’re Jonathan Creek, who somehow makes it… explicable.
Meanwhile, Adam is on a quest to prove his diversity awareness, largely because it could help him get his end away.
Why not take the chance to chill out a bit after the excitement of the episode by indulging in some Creek-themed ASMR?
An ageing fashion designer defenestrates himself from the third floor of his family home, taking his beloved parrot with him for good measure. Why?
When his grieving son pulls off an impossible identity-changing trick just days later, there’s only one shaggy-haired, duffel coat-clad man who can explain things.
Meanwhile, moronic moron Kenny Starkiss gets into league with some foreign baddies. What a chump.
If you need to calm down after all this - and you almost certainly will - then this pod has just the trick: Jonathan Creek-themed ASMR.
When a philandering composer’s bit on the side has all her hair chopped off by kidnappers, surely it’s physically impossible for it to grow back in just two days?
Elsewhere, when a ventriloquist’s dummy is built umpteen times larger than it should have been, Jonathan needs to figure out how to keep the show on the road.
And has he finally found a new paramour? Not if she keeps on treating him like a replacement for her dead spaniel, that’s for sure.
After all the excitement of this high stakes mystery, why not take the opportunity to relax with some dreamy, JC-themed ASMR?
When a police officer is strangled to death in a locked gymnasium that the killer couldn’t possibly have escaped from, nobody can explain it.
She’s the third victim of a mysterious killer who knocks about the place wearing a Davy Crockett-style hat - how many more will there be?
Jonathan and Carla Borrego not only cross paths again but become colleagues on her new TV show. But will past indignations stymie everything?
In a new feature on the pod, you can relax, unwind and relieve stress thanks to some soothing, JC-themed audio stimuli!
Actress Vivien Brodie is shot dead in impossible circumstances on the set of her latest film.
When her ex-husband is found dead just a few days later, it doesn't take a genius to work out that there's some kind of connection... but what is it?
Meanwhile, Adam Klaus and Jonathan find themselves in a vertical but thankfully fully-clothed 69 position, and whilst Maddie may be gone, a new laydee is about to enter JC's life.
And in other news, get ready to hear about some really crazy bastards from the zany world of postcard collecting.
After drug baron Frank Geiger has several bullets pumped into his brain and is left in a locked basement, that really ought to have been that.
However, when the police end up finding him, his corpse has somehow managed to climb a set of stairs.
Meanwhile, Adam Klaus is up for a prestigious award, but takes umbrage when he’s beaten to it by drag act Deborah Cadabera.
And are you ready for a dangerous search-and-seizure operation in Iraq that goes awry?
When a former glamour model is burned alive (to death) after her cigarette falls into a lawnmower’s fuel tank, the last thing you’d expect is for her to be wandering down a country lane just a few hours later.
Nevertheless, a completely reliable witness says that this is exactly what happened. How bizarre.
Meanwhile, Maddie books Jonathan in to do a Q&A with the Jonathan Creek Fan Club, much to the man’s umbrage.
Mimi, an old colleague of Maddie’s, turns up with a strange tale of a murdered hermit, and Jonathan agrees to help despite Maddie’s jealousy.
Ezra Carr lived a solitary life for 20 years, so why would anyone try to kill him? And why didn’t they steal any of his valuables while they were at it?
When they head to the creepy scene of the crime to check it out, Maddie baffles the cocky Mimi with a tremendous disappearing trick of her own.
Maddie is summoned to dark and dingy warehouse by Professor Lance Graumann to see an alien skeleton that has come into his possession.
The US military turn up and steal the skeleton from him, but by the time they transport it back to their base it has disappeared into thin air.
Jonathan’s reputation as a mystery-solving genius leads to him being forced to help the army figure out what the hell has gone on.
Old Audrey's nightmares start coming scarily true, and then she has one where she dies at the hands of a sword-yielding, one-eyed man.
A film crew hit up Jonathan's windmill and Maddie pulls twice in the space in a few minutes.
Lenny Spearfish sells his soul to Beelzebub and it somehow leads to an astonishing run of good fortune. But will he fritter it all away?
How did a woman blow her brains out with a rifle when she'd already been dead for several hours?
What was outside the window that seven men looked out of shortly before keeling over and dying in mortal terror?
And how could a gang of Chinese hoodlums spirit themselves in and then back out of a locked room to kill a judge?
When a woman is strangled and dumped in her bath, a reliable witness points out the man who did it.
The only issue? He’d killed himself three weeks earlier.
Snobby theatre critic Sylvester Le Fley’s cherished El Greco painting is stolen from under the noses of several witnesses and a security guard.
Did someone spirit it through the glass ceiling? Or a crack in the floor? And why hasn’t the 97-year-old security guard retired yet?
When Norman was supposedly spilling coffee all over his foot in a branch of Wimpy, he claims to have been in New York... and numerous witnesses confirm he was.
But why would someone try to frame him doing something so mundane?
When writer of gory novels Emma Lazarus is shot dead, the assailant is surrounded in a garage by the police.... but spirits himself into thin air. How the buggery can that feasibly happen?
When Dr. Elliot Strange is found dead in his locked office with a big ol' sword through his back, it seems to be an impossible crime.
But there's one man who might just be able to find out what happend.*
*Jonathan Creek
Prog-rock hero Roy Pilgrim is suspected of abducting 16-year-old Tracy. The only flaw in this accusation is that he was handcuffed to a radiator in his house at the time.
We also hear about model railways, Suffolk-based ale producers and a tragic airport accident in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
David Curchin is shot on his doorstep after threatening to have Zola's book pulped. But she has a rock-solid alibi, thanks to a peeping pervert.
But then Zola appears to be murdered too. What the hell is going on?
The first ever Jonathan Creek mystery, and therefore the first ever episode of Get Your Creek On.
Unless you're counting the trailer, which you shouldn't.
The 'explicit content' is very mild swearing on only a couple of occasions, I promise.
The trailer for Get Your Creek On.
Find out what the podcast is about (spoiler: it's about Jonathan Creek) and what you can expect to hear.
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