Mosaic: Recent Episodes
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Like the big, warm hug Covid has denied us all, Mosaic attempts to wrap the listener in a pleasant cocoon of empathy and swear words. No topic is off the table as 2 cousins in Ireland ponder everything life throws at us from birth to death.
Like therapy, but with tons more vulgarity.
In this first episode of the year, the cousins talk about the post Christmas slump, giving pointers on how to beat the Janaury Blues, including but not limited to: the art of Hygge, having goals to focus on, viewing your dream home and becoming a dominatrix.
Ahhhh it's Christmas time again. Time to wrap presents like you don't understand the assignment, day drink at 10 am and spend time with the people you love most. All while watching Die Hard and eating cheese. It really is the most magical time of the year.
The cousins bitch and moan in this week's episode about the moral decay of society and intellectual crumbling of the youth, aghast at the Uber Eats- Instant Gratification arseholes that are seemingly everywhere. Oh, and balls. They talk about balls.
Wtf, the changing of the seasons, am I right? Time changes, soul sucking darkness, Halloween, and death. Always an uplifting podcast episode, the cousins dive in to more existential dread.....and who will you get to hide your vibrator when you die???
It's all about Vaginas up in here on today's podcast. What is a prolapse? Why are we still so scared to talk about Vaginas in 2021? Why is women's sexual health still shrouded in mystery, misinformation and confusion? We talk all things PUSSAY TODAY, so if you are delicate, this episode may not be for you.
Do you have a Bucket List? Do they matter or are they arbitrary? Do we instinctively as humans have little mental to do lists for how to live a happy life? Will trying sushi, sky diving or visiting certain countries make you a well rounded and more fulfilled person? Or should we all just say to hell with it and hope to come back in our next life as a cat? These astoundingly important questions along with a healthy serving of bad language in this week's episode!
More shite talking about love, self reflection, self awareness, marriage and even whether a bird shitting on you is supposed to bring good luck. *only if the bird poo is purple, apparently.
In this episode, the gals discuss all things cosmetic surgery, the why's, how's and the what the hell did you do to yourself? Amid the occasional (now per usual) technical glitch, there is even discussion of Marilyn Monroe's extra toe.....
The cousins pour some drinky poos and discuss pet peeves, ie. People. Fucking people man.
The cousins talk porn, porn addiction and then veer into the subject of ageing, after a nice long tangent about short hair on women. Enjoy! Or don't. We are too old to care.
Spoilers!!! Fans of Black Mirror, be forewarned this week the cousins discuss the episode of the hottest sci fi show on Netflix entitled Striking Vipers......and ethical dilemmas abound!
Weed. Pot. Grass. Mary Jane. Pros and Cons..... We explore the intersection of smoke and adulting, the parallels between liars and maturity levels, and how there really is a lid to every pot, whether you smoke it or not.
Can you have sex in digital heaven? Would you want to upload yourself to the cloud? Who thinks this weird shit up anyway? Probably the pot heads, and God bless them for it! On this episode the girls hit on their usual Mosaic of topics, including Mary Jane... and more sex.
This wet and windy Friday, our many tangents intersect over social media, protecting your energy and editing your life! We dip our tortilla chips into the salsa of society and come up with more of our happy horseshit. Delicious!
This episode the girls discuss Brian, a complete psycho who deserves to be kicked in the nuts. Then of course, there is more on death, grief and the fave topic, sex. This episode is almost as good as nachos!
In this episode, we honour the memory of Liz's dad by getting on with it. The show must go on and he thought we were hilarious. We also discuss food, and send some love and shout outs to some amazing people and businesses who have rallied. We still say fuck a lot.
In this week's episode, the cousins are sadly not drunk, but still come off that way. We discover in the second segment that Jodie is a lovely and private person, while her Texan cousin is just a garbage human being. But damn it, it is still enjoyable.
In this episode the foul mouthed cousins make fun of a lot of very silly people and sing the praises of real men. Ok, maybe just one. But some of youse are absolute twats. Enjoy!
Coffee. Chocolate. Vanilla. Sex. Pineapple. Vegans. Are these topics of the podcast or safe words? Get your whips and collars and join us to find out.
In this episode the cousins grapple with the epidemics of contouring, catfishing and other cun - sorry, conundrums.
In this episode, the cousins talk more shite about sex, love, dick pics and Nazis. Something for everyone!