Whether Report: Recent Episodes
Ella and Yasmine
A weekly weather report - whether or not this report is relevant or necessary, is up for interpretation. A podcast where Ella and Yasmine discuss randomly generated topics: freestyle, without rhythm or rhyme.
It has now dawned upon me that we've reached double digits!
This is too much pressure.
So the reason that this episode reeks/wreaks havoc,
is that we're just nervous, basking in the pressure that comes with making it big.
that, and Ella's sick (in more ways than one).
We're back and worse than ever!
This one is really off the rails, but like, there are no rails, and there is no train, just trains of thought.
Good luck! We're not going anywhere. That may sound threatening, and that's because it is.
You'd think with time a podcast would naturally gravitate towards developing a sense of structure. You'd be wrong! Consistently as tangential as the last, this episode covers flammable sticks, deforestation (no relation there), and life's greatest mystery. Disclaimer: we are both cunning this time.
Episode 9, let us wine and dine!
Brace yourselves for this never before heard episode.
30 minutes of oil puns.
And a prezi, I guess.
that's...all.
If you've gotten this far I commend you.
If you haven't listened to part 1 yet go do so, otherwise that's cheating. This podcast is like a novel, chapters chronologically ordered to convey the deep truths of this world. Without that order, there can't be any. That, and also this second part has no intro so you'll be immediately immersed in the centre of something that even with context hardly makes sense, so I can't even imagine what it would be like without.
Episode eight? What could be more great!
After actual DAYS of trying, we finally got THE Jacob Conley on the air. A bundle of wisdom, in episode 8 we discuss one of our shared favourite hobbies, fishing, and our shared favourite (art?) form, marionettes. A truly enchanting, dynamic, multi-dimensional listen.
This episode, while constrained time-wise, is even more constrained quality-wise.
A controversial array of animation, episode 6 covers bats of all shapes and sizes, rekindling the names lost in history, and fighting with honour/not.
Our first guest, but certainly not our best.
Meet Aley, an old friend, not in age, but in the wisdom she offers to this episode.
Today we explain to Aley what we even do (or don't) on this podcast, the weather in her past home, burning passionate love for one's neighbours, and the various ways that Yasmine knows how to party (spoiler: she's alone in every single example, emphasis on single).
This week's episode is a devastatingly bitter-sweet listen. A sonnet of controversy, an ode to our self-imposed downfalls.
(sike)
We discuss logistics, farming, and carpe-ing the diem (among other things)
Disclaimer: Ella has had too much coffee, and Yasmine not enough.
Join us this week for a riveting discussion on the thrilling dangers of running with blades, the duality of society with regards to left-handedness, childhood stores/wonder, and identifying with small fluffy things.
This weeks episode is slightly more true to our title: a commentary on the dangers of weather, and how to evade its consequences. With this, we discuss Italians, tactical advantages in group activities, and Yasmine's deepest darkest secret. (stay till the end for that last one)
Join us this week for a thorough discussion on the thrilling dangers of running with blades, the duality of society with regards to left-handedness, childhood stories/wonder, and identifying with small fluffy things.
disclaimer: Ella has had too much coffee, and Yasmine not enough.
In this week's episode, Yasmine and Ella tackle life's most complex, controvertial questions.