Video 2022-23 – The Square Ball: Recent Episodes
Video 2022-23 – The Square Ball
With the big kick off only a few short weeks away, Phil brings us the latest as we await EFL approval.
It's time for another sing song as we run the rule over United's shonky midfield from last season.
Leeds United's defence is getting a roasting from us this week as we use the Bristol Stool Chart to assess our players' seasons. Plus! Another Whites fan does battle with Cristiano Ronaldo's toenails, and a former chairman performs an Elton John classic.
Phil joins us for his regular end of week chat, this time about the Peacocks' apparent never-ending wait for EFL approval of the takeover.
110+ walkers embarked on a 4-day odyssey from Liverpool to Leeds. It hurt. Here's what went on.
We kick off a new show for - and featuring - our TSB+ members. We tackle: preseason, patience and the prospect of Jed York getting his hands dirty.
With Nick Hammond in the door to oversee transfers, Phil chats about closing out the manager hunt.
What's first for the 49ers now they've got the keys? We chat about the impending takeover at Elland Road.
We turn our attention to the playing staff and consider giving our Player of the Year trophy to no one.
It was no Chernobyl but it certainly wasn't pretty. The important thing is that it's all over at last.
It's finally over and the club's owner is nowhere to be seen. Here's Phil's 15 minute take.
It was dismay and relegation at Elland Road. Full time thoughts after the curtain came down on Leeds United's stay.
Dan shows off the fruits of his BSc Geography in Michael's Leeds United players around the world quiz.
Leeds United are on the brink of a change of guard. Which of the current cast has acquitted themselves well this week? This post is only available to members.
Leeds United could play their final Premier League game this weekend. Will the odds be in their favour, or will it all be over with a fifth-minute Harry Kane strike?
Leeds United are nearly down but they've just gained a newly qualified driver. Join us as we congratulate Willy Gnonto and cover the rest of the week's news
Your weekly 15 minute dose of Phil sees our favourite Scotsman pick over the bones of the West Ham defeat.
It's nearly curtains for Leeds United's Premier League stay thanks to - guess what - another defeat in London.
There was late drama at the Boleyn, as the Whites faced a Hammers side led by our future Red Adair.
Leeds United and Newcastle put on a show for us at Elland Road on Saturday, but who are this week's standout performers?
Leeds United have two more rolls of the relegation dice. Join us as we preview the Whites' London Stadium visit.
Join us as we review Dean Smith's haircut and learn what role sausages are playing in one Leicester City fan's grieving process.
Phil Hay runs the rule over an eventful day against Newcastle against a 15 minute timer.
Nobody wants to talk football, so we do our best not to. We do our Robles quiz and tackle some emergency questions.
Manchester City, the first opponent for a former England manager? We've been here before! Throwing it back to the start of the 2002/2003 season.
Thoughts at full time as Leeds United rallied late at the Etihad at the end of a tough day.
Can the Whites survive after the Man City game? Phil drops in for his regular 15 minute debrief after the weekend's match.
Clips, chat and even cartoons from the football world this week. Milton the Monster anyone?
Victor Orta is the latest sacrificial lamb in Leeds United's catastrophic season. Join us as we discuss his departure.
Big Sam is in the house. Join us as we brace ourselves for four last games under our third manager of the season.
What was it that made you fall in love with Leeds United in the first place? Those were the days!
The Athletic's Leeds United writer assesses the sorry state of affairs at Elland Road following the Dean Court defeat.
Standards slip at TSB Towers as our competence levels match Pat's far post finishing v Leicester.
Leeds United weren't quite at Fulham levels v Leicester but Javi Gracia's men still left Dan James and Mateusz Klich well in the running for Player of the Year.
Will Javi Gracia free Willy for the Whites' Bank Holiday trip to Bournemouth? Join us as we preview United's Dean Court visit.
Pat Bamford is not the only one in despair. Join us in listening to some of the this week's most desperate Premier League fans.
The Athletic's Phil Hay joins us to chat about another crucial week in the recent history of Leeds United.
We look back on that time when Souleymane secretly took a bite out of Fulham and no one knew. Lewis Cook though eh?
It's been a terrible week for Leeds United, with 11 goals shipped in just 2 games. The villain will be easy, but how on earth can we pick a hero from that?
Leeds conceded 11 in two games, but aren't the new Elland Road food offerings fantastic? Join us as we discuss the week's news.
Can Leeds United outgrapple Fulham on their way to outshitting the other Premier League strugglers?
Should we keep Meslier hostage in the Championship? Should we keep wee Jimmy captive in Pontefract? The big questions answered.
Not content with letting in five goals against Palace, Leeds United went one better at home to Liverpool. Here's what Phil Hay thought.
After Leeds United took a beating from Roy Hodgson's Crystal Palace, we discuss some of this week's best and worst people.
Leeds are paying £833,000 per minute of Jean-Kévin Augustin, but it looks like next season's home shirt will have the right colours - join us in reviewing the week's news.
Leeds United host Liverpool under the lights at Elland Road on Monday. Here's to being alive on Tuesday morning.
Misery befell Leeds United at the weekend, but we're not the saddest cats on the block. Clips from elsewhere prove it!
With Leeds United shipping five goals to Palace, The Athletic’s Phil Hay takes on the challenge of covering what went wrong in just 15 minutes.
Full time thoughts after Leeds United's second half horror show against Palace on Easter Sunday.
It's Testicular Cancer Awareness Month and Adam joins us to give you some potentially life saving advice that involves grabbing your balls.
Reaction after the whistle to that highest of high stakes game against the Trent-dwelling Trees.
Here's what we made of the defeat at the Emirates. Contains cheap shots about the atmosphere, because we're petty and it's all we've got.
Leeds United face stern opposition in the shape of title-chasing Arsenal on Saturday. They've lost one Premier League game at the Emirates all season, surely it's time to shake that up? This post is only available to members.
Leeds United Women lifted their first trophy in 13 years on Sunday. We discuss the Plate, and all the latest news, injuries and bomb threats from this international break.
We have a natter with the guy who tweets out cool Leeds United stats. What does he do at Opta and how does his mind work?
Leeds United Women full back Olivia Smart recently celebrated a stonking 300 appearances for the mighty Whites. We get her thoughts on a big achievement and their season so far.
Leeds United Women will fight Stourbridge for the FAWNL plate on Sunday. It's their first national final in 10 years and Olivia Smart is ready to go out and win it.
Crystal Palace haven't won a game in 2023 - so why not bring back a familiar face to regenerate the Eagles' survival hopes? Watch our reaction.
We employ ChatGPT's AI to compose us a song and we try and solve a Leeds United related cranial challenge.
Six goals! Red cards! Furious lupine vloggers! What's been said about that victory at Molineux. This post is only available to members.
We remember League 1 Leeds United and Fabian Delph going it gloriously alone against the Seagulls.
Who in the Leeds United squad would do what on a building site? Foreman Willy! Extra chat for members.
Leeds United's decrepit home stadium is rather loved by some of last weekend's visitors.
Reaction to the home draw against the Seagulls, in which Jackie found the net at both ends.
Could lightning Struijk twice at Elland Road? Who will pop up with an crucial goal to improve Leeds' survival hopes against the Seagulls?
Like everything else, the price of a season ticket at Elland Road is going up - but only if Leeds stay in the top flight. Watch our reaction.
After Kevin Blackwell got the sack, John Carver was there to raise Leeds United's promotion hopes in 2006.
Which Leeds player would you hate if they played for someone else? Bonus bits for members!
To Craven Cottage and the FA Cup fifth round! Will Javi Gracia's Whites have what it takes to get through to the last eight?
Watch as we team up with the men's mental health charity to chat about the trials, tribulations and humorous aspects of life's loves.
Look at our goofy happy faces! Three points were secured at Elland Road on Saturday and here's what we made of it.
Back in 1999, we dropped £5m on a young striker from Sunderland and this was his first emphatic contribution to the cause.
Despite a tough weekend for Leeds fans, Chelsea's mob went even further off the rails. Here's what's been said in football this week.
The appointment of Javi Gracia ends Leeds United's search for Jesse March's replacement. Here's what we make of it.
Thoughts following a pitiful display by Leeds United at Goodison Park that means we're in the bottom three.
What would happen if managers were in for life? We do science and find a Premier League full of geriatrics.
Bonus clips from the football world. This time we hear the dulcet tones of Leeds United favourite Neil Warnock.
Here's what's been said in the football world this week, including one of the all time great brags.
Thoughts shortly after the final whistle, as Leeds fell to late goals from those lot over the hills.
Join us for our weekly dose of bonus bits of Propaganda. We've got some vivid Jesse chat for you, pilgrim.
Our full time reaction, live streamed, to United's barnstorming draw at Old Trafford. Was it a point won or two lost?
Replay our live stream, broadcast in the hours following Jesse Marsch's departure from the Elland Road hot seat.
Will we see our old friend Chris Wood emerge from the Nottingham hordes? And will our new boys get league debuts?
Weston, Georginio, Maximillian! Not Jackie! Here's what we made of the January window at Elland Road.
We celebrate the arrival - and swift departure - of United's new right back in his maiden appearance against Accrington Stanley.
Play along! We also pose a question about our esteemed leader: should we show him more love?
Our thoughts at full time as Leeds United gained safe passage to the mysterious realm of the FA Cup fifth round.
Just what happened that fateful day in January 2017, when Leeds United dared to venture into the FA Cup fourth round?
We talked, we streamed and we warmed up after a chilly afternoon at Elland Road watching this goalless draw.
We chat about a bunch of things after the Spurs defeat: trips to South America, balding managers and more!
What's in store for Jesse in Peru? Will anyone find a special World Cup holiday friend? Lampard rated.
Spurs fans, Leeds fans, questions, questions, questions! Just don't expect conclusive answers.
Check out the video for The Match Ball live - streamed right on the whistle after the defeat at the Tottenham spaceship.
On the full time whistle we chat about a youthful Leeds United team's exit from the Carabao Cup at Molineux.
We never really knew ya! The curious case of David Livermore, who was bought and sold by Leeds United in a matter of weeks, during the summer of 2006.
Extra chit chat about the questions raised by the Bournemouth win. How does this one rank alongside Derby in 1997?
Football's saying what? Questions tackled from this week's fan output, including Leeds United v Bournemouth.
We look back on the game that delivered the explosive arrival of Leeds United's striking prodigy.
Reaction from our studio just off Gelderd Road to another crazy day isn the life of Leeds United - this time against the Cherries.
We look back on the sensational arrival on the scene of the Whites' new teenage striker from Rothwell.
Feast your eyes on the video version of this journey through Eurodance, human rights and more Leeds United joy.
Leeds United have finally won a match! And that means we can safely trawl the opposition fan channels to answer the week's big questions.
You may have seen that Leeds United went to Anfield and won. Here's our reaction, moments after the final whistle.
Phil Hay joins us to conclude the draw for the group stages of the made-up-for-a-laugh tournament that will fill the World Cup gap.
We celebrate United's mischievous Viking warrior and one half of the genetic soup that created superhuman striker Erling.