Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour: Recent Episodes
Duck Logic
Comedy sketches, commercial parodies, and songs from the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic. Clubs, TV, and our own 2-hour radio show on WLUP AM1000.
Show 208: Cutting edge toilets. Bidets. Squatty Potties. Jim’s dad’s guns. Talking bears into suicide. Bees vs. Ants. Walt’s grade school Star Trek/Nazi salute. And Tim may have seen a different Odyssey movie than everyone else.
THEN: Bottom-of-the-Purse candy. Place not to go this weekend. A sub-par doctor. Farting in a revolving door. And a few more things.
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Show 207: Jim and Tim go by Jimothy. A shout out to Walt’s old neighbors who listen to the pod. Jim shows off both his severed toenails. Tim’s head wound. Tim picks up chicks with Eddie Arnold records. The guys try not to spoil Project Hail Mary. And what's up with Jim’s across the street neighbor.
THEN: Franklin Mint’s Phallic Symbol collection. A show for bros. Ice cream for bachelors. A boy in a plastic bag. Plus, a few more things.
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Show 206: Walt and Jim learn about their neighbors through binoculars. A tough crowd for a standup act. Jim tells a spam caller that he’s dead. Tim crashes a class reunion.
THEN: Things that don’t translate to audio. A subpar dream psychic. The student loan police. Selling integrity. And the past.
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Show 205: Tim’s wedding gift for Taylor and Travis. Walt signs up for a clinical trial. And hygiene in the Old West.
THEN: Gawking at overly large objects. A breakfast drink that keeps coming back. Too much Yeti. What (not) to do this weekend. And a play about carpeting.
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Show 204: An unusual funeral home basement. The guys dream of being the new Charlie’s Angels. What they did on the 4th. Alligators. Putt-putt golf. Weatherman shaming. Tim’s newest one-man show.
THEN: A stripper in a bikini. A 70s folk group gets real. Mail order art. An enigmatic power walker. A philosophical hostage negotiator. And a little more.
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Show 203: Jim stabs himself. The 250th. World Cup fans drink Miami dry. Washington wasn’t our first president. 1776, the Musical (with women!). Little Nazis say the cutest things. And the Scotts invent golf.
THEN: Custom made condoms. On Hold from hell. Killer coins. The Constitution was almost on notebook paper. And little-known movies that should’ve stayed that way.
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Show 202: 900-year-old Methuselah and his 20-something wife. Jelly Roll’s divorce. Walt slices his thumb, but Jim’s toenail grows back! Rugby players amputate their fingers. And the Callback Dog… is back!
THEN: Backstage at a church dressing room. The Guy Pride Parade. A Bob Dylan impression. What’s up on the movie channel. And Tim’s Podcast Pick of the Week.
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Show 201: The pod takes a weird, religious format shift… or does it? YouTube movies. Jim wishes he had a laundry chute. Milldew in a spray. Tim teaches Latin (and penmanship). There’s a robin’s nest blocking Walt’s front door. The truth about Tony, the Tiger. And Collie, the Callback Dig!
Then: Billie Eilish’s even quieter little sister. Priests against Art. A Tom Petty impression. A better use for your sleeve. And more!
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It’s our 200th show…!! Whoo!! Hoo!! Right? Yeah, okay. Tim tells us what Ireland is like. The end of Schlitz. Marilyn Monroe. Hockey. Waffles in the mail.
Then a deadly amusement park. Trudy predicts your horoscope. The Emergency Podcast System. Preppers. And a rock classic about grammar.
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Show 199: Tim looks forward to his trip to Ireland. The joy of gruel. The pros and cons of cannibalism. And robot monks.
Plus: mixed-matched cops—a winning TV formula. A 70s rock and roller cashes-in. A new character named Mr. Character. Cops and coffee. And a bouncy house.
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In a bit called Fowl Memories Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt improv memories of that time Duck Logic formed an Emo band. Or did they? It’s hard to tell, their memories aren’t what they used to be.
Then, the guys complain about that PBS genealogy show where famous people discover how much more famous they are. Jim, who always thought he was more “Irish” admits he’s mostly British and Italian. And you know that “Native American” character from our old childhood public service announcements who sheds a single tear on the side of a highway? Turns out he was Sicilian!
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Show 198: The hantavirus. Big Chicago rats. Southern rodent hunters. A talking 'possum. 1960s westerns. Out of shape superheroes. The Met Gala. And a wrestling sloth. THEN: A sweaty bar for summer. Furniture for not sitting on. Needless investigations. Godzilla. Musicals with a “cheesy” slant.
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Episode 197: Walt finds his dad’s porn movie stash. Jim, too. Frisbee golf. Boomerang nerds. Weird sports. The guys get their own “walk-on music.” Walt explains the Terrible Twos. Then: cigs with something extra. Fun at theater camp. In praise of Drug Mules. Baseball cards teach a kid a sappy lesson. A quiz shows has all the answers, but no questions. Plus, a little bit more.
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Episode 196: Jim disposes of a dead cat. Walter’s dog dies. The dead old lady on the living room floor. Tim learns to “sidle.” Cinco de Mayo drink specials. And a one-eyed yoga guy. Then kid surgeons. Kooties. Chickens that go both ways. A one-hit wonder begs for attention. And “Walking Dead, the Musical.” Plus, a little bit more.
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Episode 195: Jim deals with a squirrel. The nastiness of nature. The guys discover “splooting.” Cereal commercials. The Rock. Pooping at the all-you-can-eat buffet to “make more room.” Kids hiding in walls. Chicago steak joints. And Dave Matthew’s tour bus dumps a load on tourists.
THEN: A souped-up recliner. Scented candles for real men. Questionable Duck Logic merch. Talking through tubes. And it’s about time for a new conspiracy. Plus, a little bit more.
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Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus, a few more things.
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FIRST: Jim does some wacky visual jokes on an audio-only podcast. The guys congratulate Dave on yet another “D-Day” or “Dave Day” mulling over various famous Dave’s and the need to start a concert in support of Dave’s: Dave-aid. Then they try and write new mottos and adages.
THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt reveal the news that Ringling Brothers Circus, after removing their animal acts due to cruelty complaints, made their clowns go makeup-less! What kind of world would it be without clowns?! Plus there’s Pagliacci and an old Rice Krispies commercial.
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FIRST: Jim tells Tim, Dave, and Walt that the famous Chicago Rat Hole (an indentation of a rodent pushed into sidewalk cement) had been filled in!! Tim opens our eyes to the oppression squirrels go through. Walt tells the guys about his neighbor’s pet wild squirrel. And, apparently, Jim had a pet squirrel, too!
THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have had a giant duck head float in Chicago’s 4th of July parade (which isn’t a thing). And Dave walked the parade route on stilts. Or maybe he didn’t. The memories are fuzzy. It could’ve happened. Maybe. Maybe not. They may not have remembered it correctly.
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FIRST:
Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt explain how the group got its name: “Duck Logic” and Dave talks about the evolution of the duck of their logo. Then Jim abruptly changes the subject to the manly bag he bought online that turned out to be a woman’s purse! And somehow the conversation turns to goiters versus boils.
THEN:
The guys wonder when a buddy becomes a pal and what you have to do to go from a pal to a cohort, chum, ally, or henchman. Then there are sidekicks. And how way too many superheroes were orphans.
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FIRST:
Did you know that bears plug up their butts to prepare for hibernation? Walt explains it all to Dave, Tim, and Jim. They go on to “explore” all sorts of bear, butt, and plug possibilities!
THEN:
The guys discuss getting a mentalist on the pod. They ask: if you can get debunked, can you get re-bunked? Then the guys get funky. Parliament Funkadelic. The Funky Winkerbean comic strip. The funky bunch.
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FIRST:
Jim gets spammed with politically incorrect jokes. Naked old men at the gym. Prison myths. And we find out Jim used to call his penis Captain B.B.
THEN:
In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss the old classic Irish movie "The Quiet Man." And Tim professes his love for Ireland, not that he's ever been there, because of how it probably smells (like stale beer).
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FIRST:
Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss evil lairs, and ones for the good guys. Goldfinger. Dr. No. The Kingsmen had cool, undergrown headquarters. But who designs them? What would the Indeed listing look like to get a job in one? And what kind of amenities should they have—a Keurig, drink fridges, a Sbarro and, of course, popcorn!
THEN:
The guys continue their evil talk, exploring the many different nuances of becoming and staying evil. They decide to become evil entrepreneurs by launching an evil gofundme page.
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FIRST:
Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have played gigs in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break. It’s hazy. It might have happened. Or not. They may’ve remembered it wrong.
THEN:
The guys wonder why they keep making Godzilla movies, then decide it’s because 'Zilla is a consummate thespian and ponder how many other films he would’ve been perfect for. King Lear. When Godzilla Met Sally. The list goes on and on.
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TALK: It’s Ash Wednesday and Jim tells us about a priest giving out ashes at the train station. Tim has a real issue with the make-a-heart hand gesture. Obscene gestures around the world. Tim’s Narnia adventures. Keeping your clothes in a hole. Class clowns and their comedy writers.
SKETCHES: A redacted love story. Fun facts about Wyoming. A mean men’s store. The Drunken Bible. A bad driving school. And more!
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Take a break with Duck Logic
TALK: Walter looks at his permanent record. Duck Logic’s comedy classes. Jim’s uncle Bud’s weird death. One Piece. Job fairs. And Walter’s neighbor is in the CIA.
SKETCHES: Bars for Lent. Laundered money. A philosophical hockey player. A really short opera. What else would Jesus do and more!
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Take a break with Duck Logic and:
TALK: Duck Logic in the Epstein files? A man who gets off when he has his diaper changed. Do you look at your poop? Tim challenges The Seahawks to Hungry Hungry Hippos. Gambling on anything. Someone stole Jim’s poop joke. And sloths.
SKETCHES: A last-minute Valentine gift that smells like one. Dairy humor from stand-up Sal Monella. Re-buying your childhood toys, sort of. ChatGPT comedy. Luge training. And more!
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Take a break with Duck Logic and:
TALK: High school sex ed. The guys learn about the birds and bees. Jim’s emotional health class scars. Tim dares women’s softball players. Professional hockey moms. And Tim loves for the biathlon.
SKETCHES: Valentine’s Day hot spots. A new and improved gadget that does something or other. A guy that REALLY loves opera. Interviews with Winter Olympic maybes. And a few more things.
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Take a little break from it all with Duck Logic and:
TALK: Drunken Walt hides from the cops. Jim tells phone solicitors he’s dead. Tim looks for a plumber. Oh, the people you’ll meet on Nextdoor. And Tim’s a stunt driver.
SKETCHES: Valentine’s Day sales at a hardware store. An expo for shut-ins. A tollbooth attendant tells funny stories. And a song about peas. Plus, more!
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TALK: Autistic Barbie. How does a 3-legged dog pee? How many bears can get stuck in a crawl space. Racist comic strips of old. Jim’s less-than-believable Australian accent.
SKETCHES: A new and improved useless gadget. Winter fun at Splatterland amusement park. The guy who wrote “Close Cover Before Striking.” Cowboys do commercials. And more.
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TALK: Is God a loud talker? The guys try “Gadzooks!” as their new catch phrase. The guy who made Johnny Carson quit. How we know the Insult Comedy Dog. Jim’s grandpa’s funny way of saying hello.
SKETCHES: Insect love. More useless Duck Logic merch. Butt fashion. No crying in baseball. Community over-awareness. Plus, more.
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TALK: Holidays in Iowa City. Church merch. The Stonehenge gift shop. Druids. Walter’s sister buys him a whip. Cousins drop you on your head.
SKETCHES: A really loud chef. The wagon full of swag. Short Attention Span Theater. Voicemails from God. And more.
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TALK: Local newscaster’s dancing. The streaming Oscars. The first A.I. reality show. Weed trees. Anime. Losing our cable TV award.
SKETCHES: The second best places for New Years Eve. Champaign made by ducks. Throwing produce at bicycles. Plus, more.
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Merry Christmas Eve eve (for those who celebrate)!!
TALK: The guys talk about buffs. The finer points of furries. Pipe-fitters vs actors. Pre-roasted chestnuts. And who’s bringing the inflatable rat?
SKETCHES: Chipmunk pirates. Selfies with Santa. Forced family fun. And tattoos for the homeless. Plus, more.
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TALK: A 4-year-old elevator operator. The Neil Diamond musical. Opening for Jonathon Brandmeier’s band. Animosity for Christmas. And prank kidnapping.
SKETCHES: Holiday blacktop service. Baby shopping. Insurance for your blanket. A leftover restaurant. Plus, more.
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Tacky Christmas singers. 8-tracks. Latvian actors. Weird ethnic holiday food. Walt and Tim open a really boring advent calendar. And Jim gets hit with a rock.
Then: a commercial about Nothing. Hormonal underwear. Prescription cologne. And a song about the perils of an extended family Christmas. Plus more.
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Pulled from the DLCHH archives: the guys remember that one summer they started a theater camp for kids. Or did they? It’s foggy. Maybe they got one or two of the details wrong. Maybe all of them?
Then in the second segment the guys drink cocoa in their PJs and discuss the upcoming Christmas holiday. And Tim tells us about his pet possum.
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Frats without liquor. The good ol’ days of smoking. Jim almost burns down a forest. The penny’s last days. Truth about pilgrims. And Tim’s mic trouble.
Then sketches: Horoscope for stud muffins. The first Thanksgiving, probably. Louisiana, whether you like it or not. And of course, football. Plus more…
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Walt’s dad’s porn books. A.I. country music. The upside of participation trophies.
Then sketches: Stupidity. An explosive new bath soap. Mr. Analogy. And pumpkin spice in EVERYTHING. Plus, more…
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Tim love for Veteran’s Day. War movies. Jim’s toenail update. And Walter’s drunken bachelor party with his dad.
Then: Hollywood’s oldest toddler. The upside of infidelity. A really, really nice talk show. Plus more!
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Tim thought The Black Phone was cute. Hair transplant fails. Getting your dog drunk. And that time they rubbed radium on Walt’s head.
PLUS: Bras have a birthday. Custom condoms. Military movie posers. And what’s happening at the Mall.
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Self defense with a banana. Something gross fell off Jim. Walt's over-amorous family dog. And an A.I. search engine suggests new names for the pod.
Then: a sale on Halloween delinquent supplies. An unexpected hitchhiker. A conversation with a receding hairline. A scary boy loves his parents. Plus more!
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Climbing Mt Everest ain’t what it used to be. Bill Belichick’s new squeeze. Jim cleans his place for the TV guys. Walt’s one day job as a baby photographer.
THEN: Halloween bargains. Fall fun at a strawberry farm. Breakfast for dinner. And a detective who can straighten your spine.
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We are back!! Whoo! Hoo! We took a little break but now we’re back at it this week. We talk about the surgeries we got while we were out, a weekend by the lake, and Jim’s new on-line Master's degree. Then Tim recounts his rearend’s run-in with a yellow jacket and, of course, soup for cats…
Then Edie, the Breakfast Fairy introduces us to her new smokable friend, a word that sounds dirty but isn’t, and a porta potty from space.
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Yeah, we know… We’re still kickin’ back. One last replay show. Promise.
This one has Jim telling us how he tried to make gun powder when he was a kid (and failed). Then an Olympic skier gets frostbite on his weewee!
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In this week’s flashback, the Duck Logic guys talk about the start of the all-body, “butt deodorant” craze and how Walter swam naked in high school gym class. Then Jim wears googly eyes and we talk about Bob Dylan.
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We’re still on break, sorry. Just gettin’ back from 3 days of fresh air, liquor, and videos games…
You? You get a flashback to the show where we improvised a fuzzy memory of the children’s TV show we did (or didn’t do) in a “Fowl Memory” extended cut segment.
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The guys are taking a break so they’re sending along a few “best of” talkie bits from previous shows for your enjoyment.
Walt tells us about his “meat detective” dream. Then they remember the musical they did (or didn’t do) based on their cable TV show. Or not. It’s fuzzy. It might’ve happened. Probably not.
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Okay, we seriously needed a break so we’re dropping a “best of” from the archives---
That time we uncovered the truth behind Amelia Earhart’s disappearance and how there was someone with her on the plane! That time we did a show with a young Andy Dick. And then a church on TV calls their viewers “shut-ins.”
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The Duck Logic guys are taking a much-needed break but didn’t wanna leave their loyal listeners hangin’, so here’s a little replay from the archives---
That time they talked about the pharma commercial with a cure for “crooked carrot” disease and Jim gettin’ lucky with a girl on the kitchen floor. Enjoy!
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TALK: Living in an empty Hobby Lobby. A used pornography store. Betty Page. Elvis movies for the 21st century. And we question Jim’s “friendship” with the kids in his neighborhood.
SKETCHES: Canadian Labor Day. Larry David meets Zendaya. Kenny has a bonfire. Our audio centerfold. And a newsman tells a joke. Plus a few more things.
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TALK: Crappy movie previews. “Poop coffee.” A zoo in Demark that’ll feed your pets to their lions. Farting at Veggie Fest. And Jim tells us about his best moment.
SKETCHES: Not-so-monster trucks. Franz Kafta’s bucket list. A song about lawyers. And whale farts.
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TALK: Billy Jack, Kung Fu, Oddjob, Pale Rider, Buford Pusser. And Lollapalooza.
SKETCHES: Pajamas. Dudes in college. A hairbrush that works underwater. Flying Bad Boys.
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TALK: Our Last Supper musical. Ozzy’s funeral. Food touching. Chicago diners. Mohicans. And Billy Joel’s drinking, um, issues.
SKETCHES: Side Tracker, a detective who can't stay on task. The elephant in the room. A pretty complete back-to-college sale. And unless business advice. Plus more!
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The guys talk about Walt’s new haircut. Ozzy, of course. Old geezer musical acts. Judgmental state fairs. And comedians lip-syncing jokes.
THEN sketches: Limericks from Pipefitters Union 597. Mini memorabilia. And an audio art project.
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TALK: Shopping on the cheap. Defective foods. The passing of a stand-up we knew. Way too alternative bands. Roller rink tunes. And the tiny civilization that lives under a theater stage.
SKETCHES: Tales from the last tollbooth attendant. A highly opinionated traveler. A filter for the dumb things you say at work. And very durable condoms.
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Talk: Jurassic Park sequels. The joy of scooterboards. The violence of The Honeymooners. Old TV war shows. Spinoff podcasts like: shirts vs. screwdrivers.
Sketches: Disinterested theater productions. Incoherent political shows. Suburban bars. Questionable grocery stores. Realistic porn.
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The guys talk about A.I. rock bands, A.I. commercials, and A.I. manifestos. Plus, crop dusting (the smelly kind), Jayne Mansfield, mac and cheese gummies, and Tim has mic trouble.
Then sketches… Poetic tributes to Benny Hill, notes from Walter’s brain, summer bars, and ancient poop.
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Insects in basements. Bats in toilets. Laser scopes. Really bad movies. Watching the neighbor’s TV.
Then: the truth about the constitution, jacked up mid-summer sale prices, a fool’s errand. Plus, more.
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The Duck Logic guys talk about worm farmers, competitive kite flying, grocery stores on wheels, and the children’s show Diver Dan.
Then: rhetorical questions, mushy cigarettes, a needless health class film, and a must-have unless kitchen item.
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This week, the conversation is about drug dens, how there used to be stereos, welding, shop class mishaps, Ferris Bueller and the joys of southern Illinois.
Then: sketches about a sale on matzas and the Shroud of Turin. Pajamas. Well-read mountain folk. And a song about water.
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The guys discuss goiters versus gout, then reminisce about the movie they made. Or did they? Plus the man with the most things. A little TMI at the morning status meeting. And: Terror.
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New superhero movies, old Batman villains, Japanese schoolgirls, and blind drunk businessmen. Then sketches about Sammy Davis impersonators, Bob Dylan’s migraine, space janitors, and guys with unrealistic expectations.
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Jim gets a voicemail from a kinky/leather website and tells us about his “special friendship” he had with a goat. Tim tells us how he lived under the family sink. And Walt had a pet alligator.
Then sketches: a way-below-average doctor, a very basic truck driving school, a not-so-amusing amusement park, and a rug full of coffee.
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Jim finds some cigs. Walt gets creeped out by a guy with a piggy bank head. And Tim tells us where memes come from. And, of course, Attack Squirrels.
Then sketches about firm handshakes. Adequate construction. On hold hell. Cheery-flavored beer brewed far away from here.
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Peeing in the Stanley Cup. Flinging a Wimbledon platter. Or wearing Masters green jackets with or without pants. The guys discuss them all. And Tim tells us how he’s tight with the new pope because they were childhood buds. Then sketches about where to go after prom. Where not to get your car fixed. And Ken Burns finally runs out of topics.
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The guys discuss cheating on book reports, turning the dark film classic “Taxi Driver” into a musical, and how Walter got a subscription to Playboy for his 14th birthday.
Plus: the hard-driving dedication of Jehovah’s Witnesses, very specific Zodiac predictions, a prescription strength breakfast cereal, and a lawyer who can get anyone off the hook. Plus a few more things.
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We’re Back!! Tim’s putting his “miter” in the ring to be the new Pope and the tells us all about it. Then we wonder why scientists would make robots that can run!
Then sketches about a new religious murder-solving show, temporary mobsters, teaching kids about the real world of work, and a song that’s just asking for it.
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A whole new season of The Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour starts any day now!
Something different for your ears. Podcast-y talk like you find on other pods, plus comedy bits and sketches like they do on Saturday Night Live. All from the Chicago comedy group called Duck Logic that played clubs and colleges, did network TV, and produced a 2-hour sketch show on WLUP-AM 1000, a pretty big radio station in its day.
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With the Duck Logic guys still out, A.I. Announcer, Brian dug deep into the old WLUP radio show archives and found this little nugget---
The time Tim, as Bruce “Rooster” Cogburn, the host of Rock Rap, improvises an interview with an actual Chicago rock band named Chetyre Pevo (translated: “Four Beers”) as they pretend to be a band from Mother Russia.
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The guys are still away, but Brian, their A.I. announcer, offers up a 2-fer of gems from their Chicago radio show that haven’t been on the pod before.
First, a downright sweet sketch from Bob Odenkirk about one man’s discovery of true happiness. Then Tim does a Comic Strip Countdown in the style of Casey Kasem’s classic syndicated 70s-80s radio program: America’s Top 40.
Obscure references galore!!
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Duck Logic’s vay-cay continues with a sketch Tim wrote for an “all-news” concept episode of their 2-hour comedy radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back in the day. It's an abridged version of the original, okay rather lengthy parody of a hard-hitting, investigative exposé of small-town local events called “The Interrogators.” Sounds wacky, right?
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The guys are still on break. But here’s your weekly dose of DL--- another improvised interview from Duck Logic’s 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago. This time with Tim’s running character named Marty Farty, a sleezy TV mogul who’s starting a sleezy network filled with sleezy programming.
A word of warning: it’s a bit raunchy, a tad juvenile, and rated PG 13. And it’s chock full of obscure references to old television shows. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
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The guys are taking a much-deserved break.
But you can still get your DL fix with this snippet, um, nugget, er, previously not played bit—an improvised interview between Tim and Bob Odenkirk (yes, THAT Bob Odenkirk!)
He and Tim were classmates in college and Bob was invited to be a cast member on Duck Logic’s 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back before SNL, before Mister Show, or before Saul.
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Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie.
Then: the truth about Ford trucks, the best places to party at Easter, why Walter thinks his body is a car, just plain stupidity, and a few more things.
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The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark.
There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those lying babies to tell the truth, and more.
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Walt, Tim, and Jim talk about bobbleheads, what passes for food in England, the million-dollar idea Tim has when he was 7, and politically incorrect corn chips. Then, Jim’s new egg-themed bitcoin, the real Bruce Springsteen, and a sports bar for guys who like to watch sports in a bar with other guys who like to watch sports. Plus, a couple more things.
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In their first encore compilation episode--- Walt, Tim, Jim, and Dave compare their favorite “Jackson,” then reminisce about that time Duck Logic did improv on ice skates. Or did they?
Plus, sketches about a different kind of talk radio station, keeping up with the Johnson family, the secret lives of weathermen, a presidential slasher, winter fun at a strawberry farm, and more.
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The guys talk about medical uses for maggots and leeches, and Tim’s obsession with gut leakage. Then Walter describes his little leather Speedo and prosthetic abs but can’t convince Tim and Jim to get surgery to change the color of their eyes.
Also, sketches about a vague pick-up bar, Jean Smiley’s Valentine traditions, and the truth about a psychic wife is stranger than fiction.
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The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ever guest.
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This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop.
Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And, a Midwest, summertime favorite-- Keith Richard's Faire!
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Yeah sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, we didn't post a show this week! Let us explain!!
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The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you.
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The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids.
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The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, more!
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Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with a carny. Plus, Chip Bitterman is back with more things that piss… him… off.
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The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance.
Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more.
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The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears.
Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung hero of WWII. Plus more!
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The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff.
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The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary.
There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, the new song from Billie Eilish’s little sister Millie, and a boy in a plastic bag.
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The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes.
Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sketches about a guy who’s constantly shot at, the return of Sid, the Cicada, relatively fun facts about Arizona, and the Chuck E. Cheese house band’s breakup. Plus, a little more!
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The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus, a song about peas!
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The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama.
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We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago.
But we’re back with this tribute show.
On it, we tell Dave stories… Like the time he purposely drove a U-Haul into a car that was blocking him in an intersection, how the Jack Hailstone sketches and Joe, the Love Potato (a WLUP Chicago Jonathan Brandmeier favorite) were based on him, and of course the infamous “Sour Hole Story.”
Plus, commercial parodies Dave wrote for food, an idea store, The Baconizer, and a super thick toilet paper you won’t mind forcing between your cheeks.
We’ll miss you, Dave!
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The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear.
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The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more.
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The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song about water. All in all, it’s something different for your ears.
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The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears.
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It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song about green beer, and more stuff.
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The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All in less than 30 minutes! It’s something different for your ears…
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We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show!
Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters.
Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show host. A clueless M.D. And a song of ours that Doctor Demento played.
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Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs.
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Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!!
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A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant.
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Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits.
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Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special.
Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff...
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Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows!Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special.
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Media savvy pigs. Updated conspiracies. Jim helps you stay positive—really, really positive. And, yeah, Christmas songs… Plus more!!
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Our Thanksgiving Show!! Football. Pilgrims. Football. Pumpkin Spice. Football. And, of course, leftovers. Plus: Jim tells us about that time he was "making out" with a woman on her kitchen floor during a Christmas party!
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Punk kids. Nude theater. Backwoods cooking. And what's in an old lady’s purse. Plus more!!!
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This week is a jam-packed laugh-a-ganza: birthday bras, laughing lawyers, fun affairs, fast food comedy, bass player dating tips, talking guys, the truth about brainstorms, and lots, lots MORE!!!
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Our spooooky Halloween show! A paranormal K-Mart. A delinquent supply store. And our special guest the original horror host: Clash Taylor. Plus a few other things.
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Searching for Elvis. Exotic clothing. Salad TMI. And backstage at church. And lots, lots more!
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David Attenborough asks the question that's on everyone's mind. Plus: knockoffs, zip codes, and murder. That and Walter's "dream sketch."
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Mattel movies. Bad business ideas. The last living tollbooth attendant. Asking college kids some questions. And preppers of a different kind.
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PJs around the world. Wine coolers made far, far away from here. Our new A.I. cast member. And the voice of Lincoln.
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We are back!! With a brand new season: Insects in love. Pre-wrecked cars. Bad business ideas. And bigger, better butts. Plus, the ever-popular MORE!
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The next season of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour is right around the corner! It's Season Five, Show #101. I know, right? Exciting! Until then we've got teaser for ya. It's not much, we know. But it's all we've got for now...
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It's Labor Day Weekend in the United States! But did you know how it's celebrated in other parts of the globe? We didn't either. So we made these bits up.
(Originally played on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP-AM and FM in Chicago waaaay back in the day, these 3 little nuggets of satirical joy may be just the thing to go with your grilled weenies on this pretty much made up holiday.)
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Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love" that made its debut on the Dr. Demento radio show many, many years ago and has been featured in his Funny Five more than a few times. Sadly, most of the nasty things in the song are still problems today.
(FUN FACT: many Dr D's fans may not know that the version he plays was edited from the original we sent him. That's why we've posted here the slightly longer and a tad, um, nastier version.)
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Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love." Dr. Demento was kind enough to play this many, many years ago. And it's since gone on to Funny Five fame... Sadly, pretty much all of the nasty things in the song are still with us.
(FUN FACT: many of the Dr's fans may not know that this was an slightly edited version than the one we submitted--- and for good reason, it was long and the part he cut out was a tad, um, crass.)
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It’s our 100th show!! Energy drinks for dogs. Cigarettes you eat. And bacon. Plus: The guys reminisce 2½ years back to when the whole kooky thing started.
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A not-so-amusement park. A potential subversive. HR Pufnstuf’s day job. Dudes in college. And maybe everyone loves Raymond a little too much. Plus, a bunch more stuff.
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Sarcastic Martians. Test tube babies. Adult situations. Clean gutters. And more.
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Stupidity. Slashers. B-listers. And fishin'.
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The Constitution’s backstory. A Russian janitor. And how ‘bout that weather? Plus some other stuff.
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Smalltalk. TV dinners. Monkeys with typewriters. An invisible kid’s toy. And what’s new at the Johnson’s. Plus: more.
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Instant water. A really smalltime lawyer. Just okay home improvement. And that time we thought improv from a food truck was a good idea.
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Lil’ cars. A big phallic symbol collection. Mr. Valium. And a musical tribute to, um, self-love.
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Big trucks. Barfing kids. Really thick toilet paper. Plus Zoom call TMI and more!
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Submissive husbands. How not to make money. And a woman waaaaaay into coffee! Plus, the guys reminisce about the time they played a bunch of spring break gigs down in Ft Lauderdale, or didn't.
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Very specific greeting cards. A musical starring the ’87 Bears. A town that gladly stores toxic waste. And a brand-new song! Plus some other stuff.
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A military seamstress. A clueless movie critic. The upside of junior college. Death. And phone calls from God. Plus much, much more!
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Our audio centerfold. We talk hoodies. A couple of sore subjects. And: Pirates! Plus, just a little bit more…
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Really, really natural condoms. A comedy therapist. A song for a different kind of love. And the boys get funky. Plus, of course, MORE!
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Cowboys. Huge guitars. The real Springsteen. Plus, a 13-year-old talkshow host, Joan Collins brushing her teeth, a death that makes a lot of sense. And more!
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A souped-up recliner. A really honest football coach. A really nice talkshow. And the guy you really want doing your taxes. Plus a song for unemployed Gen-Zers.
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Hill folk. A naked lady. Ode to a paper bag. A medical fashion show. Celebrities jumping from blimps. And a bunch more stuff!!
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Old men. Peeps. Bad boys in the air. Adulting. And where to drink at Easter. Plus, of course, more!
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Joe, the Love Potato (part Love God, part Couch Potato) was, by far, Duck Logic's most popular character back in the day. Played by Mike Crawford, Joe was featured and popularized by WLUP FM radio's morning show host-- Jonathon Brandmeier --Joe appeared live on the Loop airwaves six or seven times. In this clip, it's opening day for the Cubs and Joe talks with Matt Bisbee, who's filling in for Johnny while he preps for his TV special later that night, as well as newsman Buzz Kilman.
Plus Joe's exercise bit called "Joe-robics"
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Where to drink at Easter. Write your best manifesto. An old man’s baseball cards. A cure for emotion constipation. And a lot more laughs.
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A restaurant for people who love to spit. A harrowing, and very short, run-in with the law. “Crazy” Guggenheim. And we find out who’s wearing pajamas.
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Our St. Paddy’s Day show: a children’s show from Bono. Lucky, the leprechaun’s tell-all book. The Irish apologize. And maybe one or two green beer jokes!
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Insects in love. Making incontinence fun. The lighter side of screwing up. And a skit written for just one fan. Plus, the ever-popular MORE!
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What Walter wants. A super groovy love babe. A detective story gone wrong. And Frank and Ernest, the Broadway play. Plus more!!
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A jam-packed show with Joe the Love Potato as a young spud! Also: an odd, useless talent. Designing the perfect evil lair. The joy of smoking. Political activism from the comfort of a luxury hotel. And, of course… MORE!!
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We’re back!! With the world’s first A.I. stand-up comic! Plus: reasons to cheat, a sexed-up song, our federal government (sort of) at work, places to take your valentine plus and lots, lots more!
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What happens when a Chicago sketch comedy radio show from the past gathers their classic bits— along with new skits, songs, and improv —into a weekly podcast? You get the goofiest gabfest laugh riot this side of the Internet. You’ll laugh… and how!
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A thoughtless gift. Prophylactic underwear. A baby in a shopping bag. And Joe, the Love Potato's extra special Christmas poem. Plus: more.
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A not-so-special holiday special. The man with the most things. A song about a popular re-gift. And that time there may or may not have been a Duck Logic art installation. Plus, that ever-popular: MORE!!
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Our Thanksgiving weekend/pre-Christmas show with class clowns, talent shows, and a miracle! Plus Edie, the Breakfast Fairy and more!!
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It's our Thanksgiving show! With a play-by-play of the annual Thanksgiving parade INSIDE the John Hancock building in downtown Chicago. Joe, the Love Potato's TGD dinner speech. And that time we may or may not have had a Duck Logic balloon in the Macy's NYC parade.
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Wolves. Condoms. Pieces of crap. And the truth about weathermen. Need we say more!
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Spicy lattes, plump butts, political ads, and a restaurant parking lot "date..."
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Our ghoulish Halloween episode: walking deadheads, tingling spines, shopping in "purgatory, maybe?" Plus, Jim confesses to the time he almost burned down a haunted garage.
Get cash now! Garrison Keillor's darker side. A cleaning device for lonely sailors. And Jim tells us all about his dubious money-making scheme.
A mountain man's beard. A lawyer for (really) small claims . And the punk/thrasher version of one of our Dr. Demento hits.
The flip side of Fall. Getting an idea. A really boring cop. And that time we improv-ed on a cruise ship (or maybe not). And, of course, as always--- MORE!!
That time we may or may not have performed the halftime show at the Bears' Super Bowl game. The joy of grocery store check out dividers. Advice from the Devil's Advocate Association. And the return of Blimp Jumping!
Duck Logic's last on-air radio appearance was a 2-hour show from midnight to 2 on a Friday night/Saturday morning. Among our usual wacky content, it featured several interview bits with characters who took calls from listeners. This episode is a recording of "Guy Talk" taped as it happened, live, on-air. Warning: it might be considered a tad, um "racy" through today's lens. Enjoy!
Take a wacky walk down Comedy Street with Mr. Whiskey, the Cubs' new 7-year-old 1st baseman, Tim's childhood dance troupe, and way too many guys named Dave.
Great moments of dead air. Bible Camp Cookout. Free socks. And Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds fest!! Plus: Walter tells us all how he used to swim naked for high school gym.
A beer brewed far away from here. An honest smoke. Mother Goose goes to court. And the guys remember when they might've been in an emo band.
Guys talk about guy stuff. DIY comedy. Organic hair, um, substitute. And a really tough hairbrush. Plus a few other things thrown in for good measure.
Sometimes the guys have way too many memories so their stories need to be trimmed a bit. Well, now here's what you didn't hear on this week's show about that time Duck Logic had its own morning children's TV show (or didn't, well maybe, we're not entirely sure).
Convict Cuisine. Another pointless action movie. And our Audio Sales Network. Plus Edie, the Breakfast Fairy and some other funny stuff.
Traffic cops and art students and talking sidewalks. Oh my! What else can you expect? Maybe a mountain man, a desert guru, and sore subjects.
Drive-thru comedy. A Jesus air freshener. And learn the meaning of "Doaky." All that plus an eerie coin, a bayou sit-com, Jim's misspent youth, and much , much more!
Political ads. Religious statues. A poem about body parts. And cigarettes good enough to eat. All that and 4th of July memories that may not have happened. Plus: MORE!
We're back!! With a new season! And a new show! Popsicles, caffeine, and where to go after prom. Plus: a re-mastered visit with Joe the Love Potato. And the guys reminisce about the musical they may or may not have actually produced.
Have you been injured on the job or at home by sketch comedy podcasts that are devoid of any sketch comedy? Well, the professional experts at the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour can help... with Season Three!! Beginning next week! (We promise)
Joe, the Love Potato-- part love god, part couch potato – appeared on Jonathon Brandmeier’s morning radio show on WLUP FM in Chicago fairly often in his heyday. In this appearance, they go over a Cosmo sex quiz and take calls.
Many years ago in Chicago, a disc jockey/radio marketing guy came up with the idea of getting 4 or 5 local bars to chip in for a 10-second segment in a TV or radio commercial under the banner of "Starbeat Presents: What's Happening" advertising the nightlife of the city. Of course, Duck Logic thought it was ripe for parody. It became a regular feature on the Jonathon Brandmeier WLUP AM&FM morning show.
NOTE: an audio sample of the real Starbeat follows our parody bit
Many years ago in Chicago, a disc jockey/radio marketing guy came up with the idea of getting 4 or 5 local bars to chip in for a 10-second segment in a TV or radio commercial under the banner of "Starbeat Presents: What's Happening" advertising the nightlife of the city. Of course, Duck Logic thought it was ripe for parody. It became a regular feature on the Jonathon Brandmeier WLUP AM&FM morning show.
NOTE: an audio sample of the real Starbeat follows our parody bit
The (pretend) 50th anniversary celebration of our WLUP AM1000 Chicago radio show continues just a little bit longer! Visits from program luminaries as well as "Bob Hope" and a snippet from morning host Jonathon Brandmeier. Plus a skit about stay-at-home dads and industrial accident humor.
Oh, and it's the last podcast of our second season! After a break, we'll premiere Season 3...!!
It's part 3 of the Duck Logic (pretend) 50th Anniversary Show, celebrated 1 year early, that takes the group from MC-ing Woodstock to Monty before they were Python to drug humor and the end of the 70s...
Jonathon Brandmeier from WLUP AM & FM radio in Chicago, kicks off part 2 of our (pretend) 50th anniversary, celebrated 1 year early with his memories of Duck Logic. Plus: an early skit from Woody Allen, the Firesign Theater guys, and a montage of folk music legend: "Steamboat" George McGonagall.
We're celebrating our (pretend) 50th anniversary one year early in this episode: with clips from Rex Ramsey, Fat Boy, the classic Uncle Vinnie's Clubhouse, and a special greetings from WLUP's own producer from the Jonathon Brandmeier radio show--- Jimmy "Bud" Wiser...!
It's our (sort of) pre-St. Paddy's day podcast! "Green Beer," a Dr. Demento played song (with comments from WLUP's Jonathon Brandmeier and Buzz Kilman), Barbeat presents what's happening on St. Patrick's day, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy's special Irish guest, and An Irish Apology!
Brought to you by FuzzCo Inc, this episode has chit-chat. Stained clothes. Paul Harvey. The Dry Cleaner to the Stars. And talk about a "bent carrot!"
In a jam-packed show: the trendiest new beer, not-so-amusement park rides, theater for the attention impaired, a thing that doesn't translate to audio, the guys discuss a certain frost-bitten appendage, and Edie, The Breakfast Fairy.
The truth about George Washington's cheery tree, the Catholic church gets real, folk music goes corporate, and an x-rated sleep aid.
In honor of The BIG Game, we're bringing you our sportsy show. Tom and Bob explain football, the joys of snowmobiling after a few cocktails, and foosball! PLUS: Joe, the Love Potato talks you through an exercise routine for your Special Gal.
Nightlife during a global pandemic, the downside of getting a sub-par medical license, and the further adventures of our rotund, prepubescent Nazi-fighter on this installment of the comedy 1/2 hour.
The first draft of Broadway megahit: A Chorus Line; guys who've been through the war (sort of); and the Italian/Greek Strawberry Farm... on Ice! on the latest installment of the Comedy Half Hour.
A new, previously unreleased Joe, the Love Potato; more memories that may or may not have happened; our very confused movie critic; and "Sore Subject--" the first podcast within a podcast.
Our Sales Network deals on unusual, maybe even illegal, items; a not-so-accurate dream interpreter; a diner with a natural selection menu; and the adventures of Starboy!
A guy calls into the Steve and Gary afternoon show on WLUP, live on the air, to complain that our show, the Comedy Cavalcade, wasn't funny and we should be taken off the air! Steve and Gary were two powerhouses at the station, essentially our bosses, so it was kind of a big deal. Listen to the whole incident on this week's podcast.
Happy New Year!! Happy New Show! Phone chat lines for niche audiences, an Elvis Christmas Carol, and we reminisce about that time we may or may not have taken improv to the streets.
Joe, the Love Potato-- part love god, part couch potato -- visits Jonathon Brandmeier on his popular morning radio show on WLUP FM in Chicago for the third time. Joe and Johnny call local ABC news anchor, the late Joel Daly, to give him advice on how to be a man again then take calls from listeners.
NOTE TO LISTENERS: the 1st minute of this recording sucks, it's fuzzy and over-modulated. Sorry. It clears up.
It's our actual Christmas Show!! Tim and Walt open an un-adventful advent calendar; Jim whines about combo gifts; and David sings when Santa steals his car.
The Duckers reminisce about things we may or may not have actually done in a new segment called “Fowl Memories”, a Dennis Hopper Christmas, holiday stupidity, a very special shopping show, and of course, fruitcakes! On this week’s pre-holiday extravaganza.
An amusement park that's open all winter and for good reason, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy talks to her seasonal friend, and a baby in a shopping bag on our pre-pre-holiday show!
It's anything but leftovers: a different type of summer camp, a bit that got Johnny B in trouble, and the tale of a bald man's braids... on our after Thanksgiving show.
The guys scam an invite to their parent company--- FuzzCo Industries' ---annual Thanksgiving brunch and host the whole podcast right from the kids' table... with special holiday bits from Joe, the Love Potato, Edie the Breakfast Fairy, and Jack Hailstone... Happy Thanksgiving!!
The joys of frozen pizza, how a centerfold sounds, PJ pants, and a closet full of kids on our pre-Thanksgiving Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour...
Joe, the Love Potato wasn’t the only one of our bits that Jonathon Brandmeier played on his WLUP morning show back in the day… The Twenty-Ninth show is cram-packed with bits we did exclusively for Johnny. From a sex/comedy therapist to Sal Monella: the dairy comedian to the Cathy & Gary song.
Joe, the Love Potato in a previously unheard Q & A bit… Plus an "uplifting" birthday, porn for regular schlubs, and a roadie for the Pope.
Our actual Halloween Show! The War of the Worlds parody we did on AM1000 in Chicago back in the day--- complete with news bulletins, death rays, and our special guest star: Buzz Kilman from the Jonathon Brandmeier morning show!
Season Two kicks off with our pre-Halloween show! Everything’s got a Halloween twist… A Doctor Demento bit about an unlikely hitchhiker, a grocery store for vandals, a slasher sitcom, and Tim talks about his go-to childhood costume.
Part love god, part couch potato… Joe, the Love Potato appeared on Jonathan Brandmeier’s morning radio show on WLUP FM in Chicago for the second time. Joe cracks open more than a few Brewskis while he talks with Johnny and gives advice to listeners.
The 2nd season of the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour is on its way! Next week, anyway... But just you wait and see! More sketches pulled from the audio archives of WLUP AM1000 radio in Chicago, songs, characters, and other wacky stuff!!
A Dr Demento Fave : our tribute to Fall, a lunchtime length Broadway show, a guy who's always getting shot at, and a what not to wear at work... on the season 1 finale. (Season 2 starts in about a month!)
Of the many bits Duck Logic sent into the Jonathon Brandmeier morning show on WLUP back in the day, Joe the Love Potato was, by far, the biggest. Part love god, part couch potato, Joe seemed to hit a chord with the men and women of the 1980s (and most listeners were in on the joke). After sending in several Joe bits, Johnny invited Joe on his show to talk and take calls from listeners. Here is Joe's entire appearance that morning...
EXCLUSIVE!! Joe, the Love Potato's first live appearance on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP...! Plus: children's stories for the real world, a skit about a skit, and an extreme "everything must go" back to school sale.
It's the Shari Lewis Labor Day Telethon...! The Duck Logic guys and a gal created this parody of the Jerry Lewis Telethon, an age-old tradition. Shari and her pal/hand puppet, Lamb Chop, host a show to raise money to combat "Shecky's Syndrome," a fictional disease that causes millions of people to pursue a career in puppeteering.
A down-south sitcom, how to suffer like an artist, do they celebrate Labor Day in other countries, and the guys take on a pretty gassy subject.
This week: "Fred's Quarry," the story of one man's impossible dream versus reality, but in a funny way!! The 30-minute sketch was the centerpiece of a 2-hour performance the guys (and a gal) did in front of an audience at the Woodstock Opera House in Woodstock, Illinois and live on Star 105.5 WZSR radio. (and since it's a recording off the air, the sound quality isn't perfect)
A visit from the prison doctor, ice cream for bachelors, Joe the Love Potato takes a vacation, and a special surprise for all you Dr Demento fans— the original, uncut version of “Real World!!”
Backstage with 2 Catholic priests, a thing that doesn't translate to audio, a rare commercial by Joe, the Love Potato, and an editorial from an old guy who's angry about, um, something.
In the time-honored tradition of American sitcoms, the guys get locked in a storage room and spend the entire show flashing back to some of their kookier bits from their old program on WLUP AM1000 in Chicago. Like the time Tim got mauled by a pit bull or when a thrasher band played their Christmas classic in-studio or when we all learned about the softer side of skinheads.
Edie talks to a Bachelor's Breakfast, the adventures of a school bus driver, a man gets voicemails from God, and a song from Down Under...
A spooky K-mart shopping spree, a summer camp with a bad attitude, a song about a candle, and the world loves pajama parties.
Male bonding that's a little more permanent, a REALLY large infant, useful cat storage tips, and an interview with THE world-renowned rock and roll dishwasher...
The truth about the states of the union, an up-standing breakfast cereal, Roland Reagan's second favorite organ, and Gristlefest! On our very first commemorative 4th of July show!
Another Dr. Demento song, this one about the NSA, an alien gives advice, and a couple of (Katzenjammer) kids break the bank in Vegas.
Edie, the Breakfast Fairy talks to an obscure vegetable; cowboys in search of a commercial; a forgotten singing trio who maybe should've stayed that way; and a song about, well, skin cancer...
Joe, the Love Potato goes global, Edie has cocktails for Breakfast, the guys talk about their second act, and an interview covering dung.
A very, very soft rock radio station, acting with hair, and the back story of the "What Lady" from Jonathon Brandmeier's WLUP morning show.
A shocking job interview, a new dietary tip from Edie, the Breakfast Fairy, and a really sucky hotel guest plus songs about liquid and veggies.
The world's biggest shopping mall, a forbidden perfume for, uh, the whole family, and a big, big music store.
A souped-up Laz-E-Boy, stupid is as stupid does, and two OGs (Old Geezers) shootin the breeze...
Family fun for reeeeally close families, a beefed up breakfast for little girls, bad boys in planes, and the truth about lawyers.
Condoms made from wha---?, a shady auto shop, St. Paddy's Day fun, and Joe, the Love Potato goes bowling.
Craft beer with a gimmick, a town that makes bad choices, and how to marry your cousin.
Catholic art critics, memories of a tollbooth attendant, punks with rocks, and (another Dr Demento fave) Joe, the Love Potato.
A boy with an odd disease, an amusement park to die for, another Dr. Demento fave, and a one night stand gone seriously wrong.
Classic comedy bits about the upside of cannibalism, insects in love, a Dr. Demento Funny Five fave, porta-potties from space, and much more. [Portions of the Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour were previously broadcast on the radio under the copyright of Duck Logic, Ltd and the licensees of WLUP AM and FM in Chicago.]
Just a smattering of comedy snippets to give you a taste of D-L’s brand of lowbrow hijinx and whet your comic appetite.