Remake Hot Take Podcast: Recent Episodes
Remake Hot Take
Brooke and Marriya play movie and TV executives to pitch some wacky ideas for remakes of our favorite media
In their forty-third episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz celebrate the release of Twisters by reviewing the original Twister movie! They discuss whether the movie was actually scary/tense, their tornado experiences, and Glen Powell's face and other parts.
In their forty-second episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz celebrate the digital release of A Quiet Place: Day One by reviewing Marriya's first-ever horror movie! They discuss whether the movie was actually scary, if a white noise machine would be essential in the apocalypse, and how perfect Joseph Quinn is (and others). They also discuss other media like Madame Web, the Boys, and Gen V.
In their forty-first episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz celebrate the 30th anniversary of Forrest Gump! They discuss their history with the movie (and shrimp), the symbolism, and the hold Haley Joel Osment had on this world. They also discuss other media like A Quiet Place: Day One, The Bear, and The Mole.
In their fortieth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz return to talk about the Netflix movie Unfrosted! They discuss whether it was funny, if Hugh Grant is okay, and the true story behind the competition of these breakfast brands. They also discuss other media like Meg 2, Inside Out 2, and Hit Man.
In their thirty-eighth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about the Academy Award winning Poor Things! They discuss their takes on consent, whether Mark Ruffalo's accent is bad (it is), and whether characters need therapy. They also discuss other media like True Detective: Night Country, Extraordinary, and Christopher Nolan's better movies.
In their thirty-ninth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about The Matrix to celebrate the 25th anniversary! They discuss potential real fun facts, their takes on AI and robots, and whether they think the fighting is cool or lame. They also discuss other media like Saltburn, Shrek, and Veronica Mars.
In their thirty-seventh episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about one of the latest Marvel movies, the Marvels! They discuss their knowledge of Marvel lore, whether it deserved the hate, and the intricacies of fan culture. They also discuss other media like Avatar, Abbot Elementary, and Death and Other Details.
In their thirty-sixth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about 20-year-old classic, 50 First Dates! They discuss the appeal of Adam Sandler, the accuracy of the Hawaii portrayal, and whether this is a horror movie. They also discuss other media like Freelance, Lisa Frankenstein, and Cat Person.
In their thirty-fifth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about the 2005 Brangelina classic, Mr. & Mrs. Smith in preparation for the new TV series! They discuss the ins and outs of assassin work, the cultural significance, and the framing devices. They also discuss other media like Argylle, Loki, and the Professionals.
In their thirty-fourth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk a good deal about the original Percy Jackson book series, as well as the new Disney+ TV show. They talk about the accuracy vs. the book, the casting, and who would be their godly parent! They also discuss other media like Derry Girls, Insidious: Chapter 3, and Death and Other Details.
In their thirty-third episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are inspired by the upcoming remake to talk about the OG 2004 Mean Girls. They talk about if anyone is actually a good person, if this aged well, and predictions for how this could be remade. They also talk about other media, like Genie, Oppenheimer, and the Percy Jackson series.
In their thirty-second episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss their top 10 picks for the best movies and TV shows of 2023, as well as the worst of the bunch. They also talk about other media like Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Joyride, and Candy Cane Lane.On a personal note, thank you all for a great 2023. Thank you for watching, liking, subscribing, commenting - it all means a lot. We'll see you back in 2024 :)
In their thirty-first episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the classic Christmas movie, The Santa Clause. They talk about if the original Santa was brutally murdered, the lore around Santa, and other Christmas movies. They also talk about other media, like Klaus, The Crown, and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
In a special thirtieth episode, Brooke Rees is joined by McKaylah DeKay the new Hunger Games prequel: The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. They discuss the future President Snow's manipulative personality, comparisons between this movie and the original series, and talk about all things Rachel Zegler. They also discuss other media like Big Mouth, Dan in Real Life, and Narnia.
In their twenty-ninth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the new Hulu streaming release, Quiz Lady. They talk about their experiences with siblings, trivia, and how straight-to-streaming films are either hits or misses. They also talk about other media, like Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, All the Light We Cannot See, and Scorpion King.
In a special twenty-eighth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are joined by the fantastic Ted Hogeman to fit one more spooky piece of media, The Haunting of Hill House, into their roster. They discuss their theories on the show, what their Red Rooms would look like, and their ideas on ghosts. They also discuss other media like Silo, Hocus Pocus 2, and The Fall of the House of Usher.
In their twenty-seventh episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are back to discuss the first 'Halloweentown' movie and the overall franchise to prep for spooky season. They talk about their childhood experience with the iconic film, where the cast is now, and how Disney Channel's Monstober was peak childhood. They also talk about other media, like Only Murders in the Building Season 4, the new Little Mermaid live-action remake, and for some reason, College Road Trip.
In a special twenty-sixth episode, Brooke Rees is joined by McKaylah DeKay and Megan Dukes to talk about the horror movie Talk to Me (something Marriya Schwarz would never let happen.) They discuss the ambiguity, other horror classics they love, and the fact that only 1/3 of them really believe in ghosts. They also discuss other media like Balder's Gate, Divergent, and the OA.
In their twenty-fifth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the first 'Spy Kids' movie and the overall franchise to prep for 'Spy Kids: Armageddon.' They talk about their childhood experience with the iconic film, how so many of the spy gadgets are hair and bubblegum-based, and the star-studded cast. They also discuss other media like The Nun II, Who is Erin Carter?, and Choose Love.
In their twenty-fourth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz switch up their usual format to take on the world of Dungeons & Dragons, starting with the movie, their thoughts on Chris Pine, and how they wish someone would teach them how to play the tabletop game. Then, they try their hand at D&D by building characters and playing a game of 'Roll for Remakes.'
In their twenty-third episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the new Wes Anderson movie, Asteroid City, talking about the cast, what makes Wes Anderson's style pop, and how adorable the robot/Jeff Goldblum is. They also discuss other media like Malevolent and Only Murders in the Building.
In their twenty-second episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are joined by Silvana Smith to discuss the correct Pride & Prejudice adaptation, talking about the hand flex, the cast, and why they love it. They also discuss other media like Theater Camp and The Beanie Bubble.
In a special twenty-first episode, Marriya Schwarz is joined by Maggie Aschmeyer to discuss the newly released Greta Gerwig Barbie movie, talking about their experiences seeing the film, where it succeeded, and where it went wrong. They also discuss other media like Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One and Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
In their twentieth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the OG Indiana Jones movie, talking about the latest movie, the trials and tribulations of being a college professor, and Harrison Ford in general. They also discuss other media like Prom Night and Full House.
In their nineteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the recently-digitally-released Avatar: The Way of Water, talking about how it compares to the first one, the enigma that is James Cameron, and how this episode is 100% cursed. They also discuss other media like What We Do in the Shadows and The Crowded Room.
In their eighteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the nearly 30-year old film Jurassic Park, talking about their experience with dinosaurs, whether they would go to Jurassic Park, and reflections on the Jurassic World franchise. They also discuss other media like Pirates of the Caribbean and The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.
In their seventeenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss Bridgerton's stand-alone mini-series: 'Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story' talking about how it stacks up to the rest of the franchise, the historical accuracy, and overall hotness. Marriya also bravely keeps an eye on a small spider during the course of filming.
In their sixteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the first 'Hunger Games' movie ahead of the prequel's release, comparing it to the book, discussing solidarity with the WGA, and completely and utterly missing the reign of Josh Hutcherson.
In their fifteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the recent release 'Cocaine Bear' while also giving insight on personal bear stories, as well as attempts at Southern accents.
In our fourteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz take on the cult classic, soon-to-be anime remake, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. We talk how it has aged, as well as how men can sometimes be scary.
In their thirteenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the Oscar-nominated Pixar movie Turning Red. They also discuss childhood milestones and hate mail.
In their twelfth episode, Marriya Schwarz is joined by Silvana Smith to discuss the 95th Academy Awards, the show, the winners, and who they would've nominated instead. They also talk about 'The Last of Us' and their experience meeting Greg Sestero of 'The Room.'
In their eleventh episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz discuss the horrendous new Netflix original. They also talk Vampire Diaries and specifically Paul Wesley's face.
In their tenth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are joined by Silvana Smith to tackle the 2022 hit 'The Menu.' Only 2/3 of them understand it. They also introduce a new segment: Who's Your Daddy? to check for nepotism in media like Velma, American Crime Story, and Bullet Train.
Also, thank you for the love and views on our last pod. We had no idea we left you in the dust. Welcome!!
In their ninth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about Netflix's 'Red Notice' and accidentally 'Uncharted.' They don't really remember any of the characters in this movie, so they're introduced only by Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Gal Gadot.
In their eighth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about revisiting 'Snow White' and if she has a personality. They also talk about Drew Barrymore, baby names, and 'Fantastic Beasts'
In their seventh episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz are joined by McKaylah DeKay to talk about watching the Stranger Things Season 4 Vol 2 and if it lived up to the hype. They also talk about Doja Cat, Big Bang Theory, and all things Eddie Munson.
In their sixth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about watching the Stranger Things Season 4 Part 1 and how they would reinvent this iconic series. They also talk about Joseph Quinn, favorite songs, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In their fifth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about watching the 2022 Rebel Wilson Netflix movie 'Senior Year.' Pretty mixed reactions by our hosts. They also talk about Ewan McGregor and Jamie Lee Curtis' Activiussy.
In their fourth episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about their first time watching the 2021 West Side Story and how it wasn't completely their jam. They also talk about Doordash and Brooke's mother's impeccable songwriting abilities.
In their third episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about Marriya's first exposure to Twilight and how much she disliked it. They also talk about disaster movies and disasters of movies.
In their second episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about their thoughts on how unfair Encanto is to Mirabel, as well as how they would remake the Disney movie. They also get into apartment discourse and horror movie accidents.
In the first ever episode, Brooke Rees and Marriya Schwarz talk about their own Star Wars experiences, as well as how they would remake the iconic series. They also get into Brendan Fraser's filmography and the top movies of 2021.