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TODAY we got into a huge discussion on L&T about Narcism and the give you and us the ability to see if we have enough of the qualities needed to be a true narcissist. Discuss something on the App that was pissing a few people off that was none of our doing. It is also Taint Thursday but there will be no Taint today.
TOMORROW Dee does Horoscopes in Sarah’s absence. We also have Football picks, but come Monday it is the celebrated return of Sarah B.
CLIP OF THE DAY: If She Don't Like Cheesecake Factory---She's Not The Girl For Me
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It's just like when you shopping for a car you got a budget you can't always go and get that
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Brand new Mazra Rattio that brand new Bugatti you got to drop down
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You might just have to go get the regular Lexus or the Toyota Camry
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Can't go up there with the you know the $250,000 car the $300,000 or the three million you can't do that
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I don't know if that applies here though
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Yeah, I don't know if that
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It does apply because if you can't afford to be the head of the household and take care of everything is for as
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I don't why I'm trying to yeah, why am I trying to bring this girl in my house?
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Yeah, I mean myself up for a struggle
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My example would be you know, let's go to dinner Saturday night, you know, I'm fighting out teeth
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And then I ask you to pay I would never do that
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You know like Cheesecake Factory if we can't do the two for 25 every nine in
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That's not in my budget. She's not the chick for me, you know like Cheesecake Factory
TODAY we went man vs man, Dee vs Lex on the Sports quiz. One of them didn’t do so well. Also AI girlfriends, Porn pop ups, And good news we found LaLoba. Also Terry and his never ending quest to not be stressed out and annoyed all the time. We had to give him some shit about the Dodgers.
TOMORROW is TAINT THURSDAY! In typical Taint fashion we don't know what he has planned.
CLIP OF THE DAY: A.I. Girlfriends Are A Thing
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I guess these AI girlfriend things are really taken off too.
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What is it with people?
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How unhealthy of a mind do people have?
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I don't know.
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I go back and forth on it.
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I say, "Are you unhealthy or are you adaptive?
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And are you taking a lot of pain out of your life and just enjoying out of the girl what
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you want?"
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Well, in the fact that I didn't study any of this, but I've already come to a realization
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of what it truly is.
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I don't have anything to back my theories or my proof.
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I think it's just lonely people.
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I think it's so too.
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I think that's all it is.
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When I look back on how I started off on the apps and stuff and didn't really meet anybody
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close to what I want to deal with, I totally get with somebody.
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A man or a female would just take care of their loneliness with this type of thing.
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I don't think it's mentally ill.
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I just...
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I think it turns into it for sure.
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Yeah, I could go too far.
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I think if any of these people that are lonely and online and are scratching their heads
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and going, "I wonder if that's me?"
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Just if it was your brother or sister doing this, what would you think?
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And if your answer is, "They're crazy, you're crazy."
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Yeah, it's not something you want to find in your browser history.
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That's for sure.
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Why don't they just have an app called "Wanna f***."
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Sorry, Dee.
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I got it.
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I haven't got it.
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I don't think they just have one of those.
TODAY Today was dubbed “Lex’s Fun Day” Lex said at show’s end that he had a very very fun time so there is that. We talked about the epic fall classic game between LA and Toronto that went 18 innings. Epic argument about cooking podcasts. Lex doesn’t think they are fun. Ironically there was some food talk during the show. All that and more on today’s version of Lex & Terry.
TOMORROW Terry puts together a Sports Quiz for Dee & Lex to crowned the Ultimate SPORT CZAR.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes with Dee & Terry
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Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke!
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Okay.
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What is better than roles, pedals on a piano?
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Two lips on an organ.
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I don't like you.
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It's just an old joke.
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I didn't know how old it was.
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It's an old one.
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That was my first time.
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It's like one of the first ones I ever learned.
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I just heard it yesterday.
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I swear to God.
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Oh, really?
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I think.
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Yes, why was telling me?
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'Cause I thought it was hilarious.
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And I just heard it yesterday.
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It is a good one.
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What does sprinter say before a race?
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Eat before a race.
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What is it?
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A sprinter eat before a race.
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Speedweebies.
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I don't know.
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I thought.
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Speedweebies.
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Nothing, they're just fast.
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Ah, okay.
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Okay.
TODAY started off the week declaring that tomorrow will be officially “Lex’s Fun Day” Great show today including “Talk Nerdy To Me”, Celebrity Death Pool, and the announcement of who won football picks and gives one of our listeners an 11 day Go Cleanse system. Real talk about the NBA pts shaving and Poker cheating all today on L&T.
TOMORROW it's ALL about our man LEX...It's LEX's FUN DAY!
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do you send a picture of the cookies?
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I've never tried the soft bake.
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I didn't know they had those.
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- I always questioned what had to go
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in those to keep them soft.
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- Yeah, who knows?
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(laughs)
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- It's not like, it's not like
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raw stress or less is bringing in new cookies every day.
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- Tastes is great, likes, have you tried them?
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- Yeah.
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- And?
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- They're great.
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- They're fantastic, they're buttery, dude.
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Do you could taste the butter in them?
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Those are at Whole Foods, I've gotten them many times before.
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- And I lately,
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- And I did have a cook of Cola on Saturday
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with it was just amazing.
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- That sounds good, even the way you say it sounds really good.
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- Man, sometimes the body wants what it wants.
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And my mind and my body wanted a nice cook.
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- That's hard.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Those are hard to pass up.
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I'll have a fountain one.
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I won't have one out of a can.
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I'm done with a can stuff,
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but I do love anything out of a bottle.
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- I drank it out of a can, but that's all right.
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- You like it in the can?
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Say it, say I like Staley.
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- No.
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- Come on, come on.
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- I like Staley.
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- I'm playing your stupid game, no.
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- Like it in the can.
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- No.
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(laughing)
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- Stop.
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- You're no fun today.
TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.
TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger
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I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.
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(laughs)
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- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?
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- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.
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- I guess so.
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- Everybody looks 15 to me also.
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Welcome aboard.
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- This is weird.
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I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.
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(laughs)
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- I don't wanna be that guy.
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- I have those same thoughts.
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- Yeah, young, yeah.
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- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?
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- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.
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(laughs)
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- What's the youngest, do you think you would go
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if you're a single, 18?
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- Damn you mean?
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- He was fast for that one.
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- Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- No, probably 21.
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- I mean, yeah.
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- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more
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about the world.
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You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,
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you know, stuff like that.
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(laughs)
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- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when
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they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,
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and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,
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they're impressed with the grill marks.
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- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.
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Just like at the steakhouse.
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- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out
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the George Foreman with the grill.
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- Yeah, you know?
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- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,
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so she sees it.
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- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there
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or something?
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- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.
TODAY we played the “Sound Off” game and Dee dominated of course. Lots go fun, Also K-fed gets his due from Lex, Dee played a mystery sound for Lex and fooled him. Audio from the old school dude who was asked by his wife’s sister if he could fill some needs and he asked his wife. Find out how well that goes on a great Tuesday on Lex & Terry
TOMORROW we break out the Opposite Game.
CLIP OF THE DAY: That Wasn't Nice
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Ian! You know what position makes a ugly key? I know what position makes a boy. I don't know what position makes an ugly kid.
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Your mother certainly did.
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Oh!
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That's not a good thing.
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That's mean.
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This thing is like five zibblings, so...
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I couldn't land it up.
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I heard that yesterday it was like damn that was kind of mean.
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It's just brutal. It's not even funny.
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It's like, yeah.
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It's like, it's like, yeah, it's just one thing to go, you're ugly.
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Shudder, you know, every other thing to really take, set it up and then hit it whether you're ugly.
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I liked it.
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Oh good, a quiz. This is good, a good.
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They're showing me that, you know, they want to joke around with me and then pow!
TODAY we did all of our regular things Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy, Celeb Death Pool But also talked about food our parents may have fed us after having sex when we were young. We talked about Terry’s local UFO sightings and the disappearing thread of people talking about them on the Ring camera app. Also recapped Sports and Sports pick winner on today’s show.
TOMORROW on the show we try Terry's NEW BIT again Sound Off.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Thank U Dee I Appreciate That
TODAY on the show Dee pointed out some issues of Taylor Swift lifting some songs from others on her new album. We investigate. Also keeping a music theme with “Name That Tune” who will be crowned the new Czar of music. (A real title)
TOMORROW It's Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Whoopty Dee
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When's the last time where you actually got quiet and said, you know what?
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There's certain things about me that I really want to celebrate or there's certain things about me
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that I really think that I've outgrown and it's time to change.
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There's a couple days ago.
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Okay.
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And I thought to myself, I really don't want to know these things about me.
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Good and bad.
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What do you mean?
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It's a painful exercise to analyze both of them.
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So I'm just going to be me once again tomorrow.
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No improvement.
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No, no wanting to improve.
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But no decline either.
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Just steady, steady, Eddie, man.
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Some people don't want change.
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I'm okay with change, but if people like me the way I am, then good.
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I get so mad when people just give me money.
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They just woke up to me and just put it in my hand.
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And I get pissed.
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I'm like, why are you doing this?
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It's the worst thing.
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Isn't that the worst feeling?
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Oh my god.
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I'm so mean.
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That's a penny.
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You're mean luck.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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I'm working on it.
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No, you're not.
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You say not at all.
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You just the same person.
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You're not working on it.
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You're working on it.
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Yeah, but I've been working on it for years.
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But that's not true.
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That's not true.
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You've been working on it.
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Saying you're working on it.
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That's not true.
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I am a person who works on it.
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You don't remember to work on it.
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That's the thing.
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Stady Eddie.
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I think you're in the heart of the right line.
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I worked on it, Ben.
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Work on it now.
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I'm just not getting anywhere.
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Well, they do.
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Exactly.
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(laughs)
TODAY we got an amazingly scary story involving Alexa doing whatever she wanted. You won’t believe what comes after. Also Hypotheticals were awesome and unique today. The Ultimate “what would you do” in certain situations. Ian was here on day 2 while Sarah is away. Natalie from SD is jacked over her love life. We think she is shooing away a pretty good dude.
TOMORROW on the show NAME THAT TUNE
CLIP OF THE DAY: This Is What We're Doing Today 101425
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Tonight I have to go out on a school night.
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No.
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Yeah, no.
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And I'm going to miss the Dodger game tonight.
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Doesn't it?
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I have a phone.
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You're one of those sports fans where your team does better if you don't watch.
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No.
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Remember in the national championship game Florida was getting worked pretty hard
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by Houston.
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They were down like seven or eight points and I just said screw it and took
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gang is for a walk and I came back and Florida was up by four.
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And I was like, man, that happens more times than that where I just like walk away
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and it gets better.
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I've realized.
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Yeah, I have no effect on the game.
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No, no.
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You see, I think I do.
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No, you know, yeah, I think I do.
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No, I'm here to tell you.
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I don't want you to do the game is getting whether you watch it or not.
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No, there's nothing at all.
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I think there's a force greater than us that takes care of business when you don't care.
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No, no, no.
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Egotistical of you thinking you have that much control.
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Terry, Terry, Terry, he's right.
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He's a big force when he moves the universe shifts.
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He's able to tilt the earth on its axis.
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Yes.
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I like the nod.
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He's like, yep, this is what we're doing today.
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(laughs)
TODAY we announced Dee as this weeks Football Picks winner, Ian Gleason our old friend is in the house filling in for Sarah B and it is great to have him back. Also “Talk Nerdy” Celeb Death Pool and Mr Skin.
TOMORROW on the show Terry hits again with Hypotheticals and Day 2 with the return of Ian Gleason.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Being Scared Is The Best Diet In The World
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We all had very busy weekends.
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- Yeah, busy for me.
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- Yeah, it was like, you were out, did you have like,
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two weddings this weekend?
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- I had a party and then a wedding.
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- Oh, okay.
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- But the wedding was in Arkansas.
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I was in Eureka Springs, Arkansas.
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- I consider that busy.
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- I don't know if I would ever go back
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to that particular venue again.
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- Really?
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- Vignia was great.
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- Awesome.
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- It's driving into mountains.
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That ain't for me.
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- Because of the windy roads or because of--
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- The windy roads.
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Having to do that at night, at 11, 30 at night.
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That is not cool.
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If you ain't never did it and don't know it.
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(laughing)
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- When I tell you--
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- You haven't driven into the mountains?
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- Never.
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Never.
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When I tell you, that was probably the scariest ever
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my wife and I both have been in our life.
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And not to go in there.
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The going there was cool.
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The going there was like, wow, this is kind of crazy.
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And then you got what I now know are the townies,
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the townies on your ass.
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If you, you know, you're driving, you know,
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and they know the roads and it's just like,
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I mean, literally, almost bump it a bump on my,
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I'm like, please get off my ass.
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I don't know this route.
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I don't know what this is.
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- Save that by the way.
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(laughing)
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- I found out that scary is the best diet in the world.
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- Sure is.
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- 'Cause when you're scared, you don't want no al,
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ounces of food.
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(laughing)
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- And now you just--
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- No ounces.
TODAY on the show was story poker. Awesome news stories from around the globe that brought on some fantastic discussions. Dee introduce us to a NEW Chinese Rap Group. It’s just Lex, Terry and Dee this week but a special guest is coming for the next two weeks. It’s going to be awesome. Details coming soon.
TOMORROW it's Taint Thursday & more from the L&T Hotline Voicemail
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes Gone Wild
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[BELL RINGING]
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-Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke.
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What do you call two Ivers gang guys from Cork, Patrick
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Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzgerald?
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-Hey.
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-From Cork, I think you meant just to say Ireland.
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Yeah, I didn't get that.
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-Dumb take.
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-Can I-- can I-- can I-- can I tell the dad joke
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this kind of dirty?
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-Yes.
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-I'm going to have to dump it.
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-You're in charge of the bump, dump, dump, dump.
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-Okay, thingy.
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It's not really a joke.
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It's kind of a joke.
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It's kind of a pun.
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I don't know.
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-Too much selling dirt.
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-Yeah, I don't-- if I--
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-If I--
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-If I--
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-I'm in an elevator, and I take a sh--
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-Oh, nice.
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-Is that me as I go up in this elevator,
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taking sh-- to the next level?
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say yes.
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[LAUGHTER]
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-I'm going to say it.
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That is the absolute definition of it.
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager.
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry
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The hair's nice and feels the real
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Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair
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Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and
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Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went
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How you know what we we would talk earlier about
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When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some
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Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes
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You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?
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There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex
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Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember
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The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he
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Make a girls out there - I'm not
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You know she has to worry -
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(laughs)
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.
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[Bell ringing]
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.
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It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.
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I mean, you suck, dude.
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[Laughter]
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And what I have to say to him is...
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, a nice response.
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.
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Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.
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Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?
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Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.
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Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.
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It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple
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hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything
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and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink
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of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.
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Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.
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I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.
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I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.
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I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.
TODAY Terry led off the show with a few stories from his trip to Montana. We reaped a great sports weekend with some great games. Talk nerdy to me. Death Pool we missed but will do it first thing tomorrow morning. Dee made us aware of many things about Taylor Swift songs.
TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out
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Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself.
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Uh, yes, here we go.
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Mark Sanchez.
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Now I can talk.
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He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team.
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I can't remember if it was the radio or television.
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He was a particular team.
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He was going to be the color play for Indy and...
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Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple.
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Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple.
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Sorry, right.
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What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood.
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Yeah.
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He was a delivery guy for...
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A delivery guy.
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And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't
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park there or unload there."
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They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San
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Yeah.
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And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab
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him.
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These stabs Sanchez a couple times.
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Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle
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and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I
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keep playing.
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You're gonna f*ckin' find out."
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And that's what happened.
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Mark Sanchez found out.
TODAY on the show we started off with some major MLB and NFL talk. We also each gave props to a different NFL player of the week. We got into our Days of the Week for NO points now. We then began another several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ which somehow turned into a fight and battle over potato chips. It was Taint Thursday so Taint went out for some "$10 Lie" which we put an interesting twist on this time. We talked about social media trolls and each went over how many people are on our "block list." We also finally got into some "Story Poker!"
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Black Like $10 Lie
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I am walking up to the um, pavilion right now say what up? What up play boy? Hey, let me highlight you for a minute
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Hey, what up play boy? Hey, man, let me holla at you for a minute
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Um, I need you to help me out man my bitch on the phone
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I need help you out man my bitch on the phone tripping hold on ho ho ho ho
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Yes, I said hold on okay, so can you tell I was out kicking the wachu and the boys last night?
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Can you tell I was kicking in with the boys last night? You're okay. Hey, hey, oh, here he is, okay?
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Okay, microphones
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Hey hey, hey, baby you were not with all the woman. He was last night. I don't believe it. He lies all the time
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He ain't lying now because he was last night
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Hey, why should I believe? I will last night
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Where'd y'all go?
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downtown
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Where downtown
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Well, where did we go downtown?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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What do you eat? It was probably the kids. Yeah
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Oh, probably the kids. What do you eat?
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Guys, what do we eat? I ain't eating nothing. He ate something. Let me try. It's a beer
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You oh, he got him tacos
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What kind of tacos?
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Tom what kind of tacos?
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downtown, where do you call him? Don't even want to cheat on him, motherfucker
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Okay
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Yeah, we're not gonna be able to beat this
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(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of MLB talk and Terry was trying to decide if he wanted to eat bad food while he watched baseball all day. We decided to put a halt on points as Sarah was going to be gone for a month and we wanted to see how that went. We got into our Days of the Week and did some Sarah B Trending. Sarah gave an update on the drama going on within her Run Club. We also took a bunch of phone calls from some crazy newbies to some old school P1s and even a slight argument and call out with one in particular.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
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Who's this?
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Good morning, Mr. Nees.
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Oh boy.
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Oh boy.
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I used to be called a hot butter bumpkin in the college days.
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A hot butter bumpkin?
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Bumpkin.
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I don't know why, but then I also called butter face.
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Oh good.
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You could be in my butter cast.
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I know.
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I could be in very instrumental.
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You could be my Miss Butter.
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Okay.
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Hot butter bumpkin or butter face, whichever one you want to say.
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You have a butter face, me.
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Yeah, we do.
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So what's up?
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[Laughter]
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Will you be in, Mr. Nees?
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I've been home.
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Thank God.
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I got released from the old job six months.
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I was captive.
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I don't understand.
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I'm with the new job.
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But with health insurance, I'm with the new job.
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I know.
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And I went to the 20,000 of the savings and thank God the cities pay in my rent.
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Yay.
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So are you, are you still working out at the Navy base?
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Oh no, I never got that job because I can't stand up.
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[Laughter]
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I thought you said you had that.
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Same reason we got this job.
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I was at the hospital last night.
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Oh, that's how I got that job.
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Yeah.
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I got the job at the commissary but I couldn't take it because I had to stand up all day.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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That's what I was trying to confirm.
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But I'm a health insurance agent.
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We know.
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I'm an agent.
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Yes.
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I like that term.
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Don't you?
TODAY on the show we started off with some fantasy football and baseball talk. We also got into an INSANE amount of conversation about butter which led to the creation of a butter podcast. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ for points which made this very heated since it was the final day of the month.
TOMORROW on the show we have more of the LEX QUIZ and some Story Poker!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's NEW Biutter Podcast
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So yesterday on the show, I brought something up that I thought was just going to be a joke.
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But the further research I did on it, I think I need to act on it. And I don't know if anybody wants
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to get involved with this with me or not, but you know, they're always saying to have a very
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successful something rather. You got to find your niche. Remember yesterday when I talked about
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butter? Yeah. And doing a whole podcast about butter? Why a formatted one? A podcast. And you
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tell me if there's this thing as legs or not. Maybe you start off like a little butter monologue.
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Then you can take a deep dive on the show where each week you focus on a certain type of butter,
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whether it's like cultured or ghee or vegan butter or something like that, regional butter.
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This is the ultimate of niches. Yes. I think it's fantastic. I don't see it. So I'm
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taking it. You don't want part of my butter. I don't want part of it, but I wish you well.
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I just think that there's there's something here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And I have a name
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for it. Take it in the butter. No. No. I think you can come up with something better. I'm sure of it.
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If you get a sponsor, you can call them butter plugs. Love this. I love where you're going. Sarah.
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Why? Why? If your new thing doesn't work out, I invite you to be a co-host of my butter podcast.
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Why couldn't you just wish him well?
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- Oh, we'll be done with it.
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps including some sad family news from Terry and all of the rowdy and chaotic details from the Springfield Sub Par Classic. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had a huge announcement involving our very own Sarah B Morgan. We got into our next renditions of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We finished up by talking about cave man sex.
TOMORROW on the show we have THE LEX QUIZ and STORY POKER!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I'm Sorry
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But Sarah's manifestation thing apparently it's something we can talk about in sudden death thing.
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Yeah, ho!
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Looking forward to that.
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She's been manifested a lot of things lately.
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She's a manifestor.
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Yeah, everybody wants to use my services.
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You can Venmo me.
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I'll manifest things for you.
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Manifestings is a good deal.
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I think I do pretty good on my own.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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When you feel it, you're feeling it.
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It's good.
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Yeah, not my strongest thing.
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But things are manifest that other people would look at me like, "You stupid."
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Because I always manifest more work, more food, more plate.
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And somehow another when I manifest it happens.
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Remember that lady I told you I was talking about like Star Trek?
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You like push a button and food comes out.
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I was waiting.
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You knew this was happening, didn't you?
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You knew it was coming, didn't you?
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Sarah, you know that lady I was talking to.
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She ended up calling back, booking me yesterday afternoon.
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Nice.
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So, there you go.
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She was a cop.
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off with a trip down memory lane about old and crazy times we have had working in radio and how different things are now. We also talked about douchey clubs and bottle service. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day that knocked someone out REAL fast. We finally played our interview with the lovely and talented Madelaine Petsch. We also had special guest Don Barnes from 38 Special on to talk about his big ongoing tour. We finished things up with some FOOTBALL PICKS with comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion.
TOMORROW on the show we have a BEST OF Show for most stations as we do a LIVE broadcast from Q102 in Springfield!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Rage Against The Snack Machine
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You know I'm going to the mall today.
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Yeah.
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I told my wife, I say, "I'm going to the mall
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'cause I gotta find me a hatch."
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She's like, "Why are you going to the mall?"
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I was like, "cause I can probably get me
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"all black baseball cap, at least."
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Right there going in the mall.
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I sang been in the mall and I don't know how long, but--
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Are you going right after the show?
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Yeah, going to the mall.
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To get it hot, to go to Springfield?
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Possibly.
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We want a no black hat for it.
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Just to have one.
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Well, look like Tom Morello and Rage Against the Machine.
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No.
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I've had one for a while, but then the one that I had,
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I started--
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Rage Against the Snack Machine.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I got it.
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Come on, dude.
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I got it.
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That was so lex of you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My opponent is nice.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off by opening a box sent to Lex by a very guilty former employee who needed to clear their conscience. We then got into our weekend recaps including an update on "The Mayor" from Sarah B aka Miss Oktoberfest. We talked about the boring NFL weekend, gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams and also announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have a brand new bit called SOUND OFF!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put In A Chili's Amount Of Effort
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two guys went when rondo is moving her stuff this week and um... apparently you
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know it's a small town the the coach you know kind of uh... barters out work for
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some of the kids that want to you know like do jobs for people around the town so
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the free safety and the strong safety from the denizen football team
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and that they they couldn't have been
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more polite harder working
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just awesome dudes both of them it was nice to see
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was it their own business or did they know that the coach just coach just
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let you know people need stuff done the coach literally goes hey is anyone
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makes a money this weekend or whatever
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you know what a pretty shenanigans have ever happened
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i don't know if he's getting a cut on the side of the day i was not my next
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question is if we see it let's eat that get off the top yeah i want to know
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you know just pay me and i'll give it to the guys
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you know rondo gave them five twenties a piece i don't know if they had to go
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back and cut one out for the coach did ronda tip you as well because you did a
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lot of the work
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she about me lunch at chiles
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i guess that's even you probably put in a chiles amount of effort
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actually
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actually i have to say
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i have to say i
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deserved the same cut they did.
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks.
TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS!
CLIP OF THE DAY: NEW BIT - Sound Of with Terry
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk and some fantasy football smack talk of course. We took some calls from our 24 hour hotline. We talked about the upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the fun chaos that will ensue. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a lot of Sarah B Trending and covered a few hot and controversial topics. We got into a fight that we have had several times over a sitcom. We also played Terry's brand new bit called THE SOUND OFF! We finished up by talking about traveling the world and seeing famous landmarks.
TOMORROW on the show it's the LEX QUIZ & UNPOPULAR OPINIONS!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You Put The LOVE in LOVESEAT
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You said just that I want you so bad.
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I really want you now.
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Hey look, stand in line.
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I'll push your face into a pillow.
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[laughs]
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There's lots of people that want to push my face into something.
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Oh, you're filled with fur out.
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Usually a wall.
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A turd.
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Yeah.
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A turd.
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I want to be your couch.
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You two turds over there.
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[laughs]
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I want you to be my couch.
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Okay.
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You know what, legs doesn't count as.
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Mm-hmm.
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Beware.
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I will mount a couch.
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[laughs]
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No broyhill is safe.
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No.
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There's all colonial ones that have the crevice in them.
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[laughs]
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You put the love and love seat.
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That's right.
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[laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off once again by hyping up the upcoming Springfield Sub Par Golf Tournament and started planning even more stuff to put on our schedule while there. We got into some NFL talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We talked about the huge success of a new band that Terry loves called DEPECHE STOVE and there were a couple of haters. We learned about the history of Dee's DJ life. We talked about hot moments and sexy hook ups at weddings and corporate parties.
TOMORROW on the show we promise to finally get to the LEX QUIZ! And we get ready to head to our appearance in Springfield!
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Remember when my sister got married it's like all of her bridesmaids were just smoking yeah, it's like why you run it with this crowd
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You're like the last person that's gonna get hit on out of this bunch
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Absolutely
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Listen my sister is very good addition out the same abuse so
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It was an opera and I said I was way behind in the score at that point because you know
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She's in her early 20s, you know, I'm still at home
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Whatever did she found somebody that was hitting oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I gave him the business, too
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It's like man you pick number eight out of this bunch
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Your brother, yeah
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Yeah, I can't get all ashamed thanks for marrying her though
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Thanks for marrying you know, thanks never that I'd see you this day. Thanks Don
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off with some football and fantasy league talk. We also played some voicemails from the 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We also talked about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all of the crazy shenanigans we have planned. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we did an epic classic... BLACK LIKE TAINT! We finished things up by making some AI podcasts about ourselves.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: What's In A Tootsie Roll
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I told you when I had my, what's it called the colonoscopy?
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When I did this, I noticed that I could feel them digging around in there.
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And it felt cold, like a cold instrument digging around it then.
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I'm going, this isn't normal. Normally I'm kind of asleep.
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And then I overheard them talking about vacation and going on vacation.
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And immediately my thought was, oh, I don't have cancer.
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I didn't feel the thing, man. I woke up and, you know, the hot nurse said,
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"I really love your show," after she even spent, you know, God knows how long up my behind.
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That was not fun.
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You know that she's going to be home on weekends going, "Oh, Alexa, Terry, yeah, I was,
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I put a thing in his butt to see if he had cancer."
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You know they talk about that.
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You know they do. Yes. You know that.
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You know attorneys get home and talk about their case.
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I just knew the moment I got made that I was going to be a weekend story
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at many parties.
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There's probably a polaroid of your weeners somewhere that they took that day.
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Yeah, that's fine. The important part was I was going to live.
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Yeah, that's the important part.
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You sure talked about my weener a lot.
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He wonders how the lobe deals with that tutsy roll.
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What is actually in a tutsy roll? Can anybody help me?
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Because I love him.
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There's nothing good in a tutsy roll.
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Sugar corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cadence, gim-milk cocoa, way soy
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lectin and artificial and natural flavors.
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You know what? This is awesome.
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Just keep it back. Keep it back, Sarah.
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I will.
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Nothing's ever going to hurt you again.
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Okay, Charlotte Seen.
TODAY on the show we started off by playing a ton of voicemails from the Lex & Terry 24 hour hotline and there were a LOT of trolls. We also talked more about our upcoming trip to Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got excited about a taco bar. We also did a brand new bit called STORY POKER!
TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Everybody Is An Ugly Girl On This Show 2 Somebody
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I feel like I am the ugly girl on this show.
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It's thank God.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm an ugly girl because you know how Sarah always
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make fun of you.
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The hot guy can be inappropriate to you,
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and you think it's cute.
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He's hot, but if the ugly guy is inappropriate to you,
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you get away.
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Yeah, so awesome.
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Yeah, I'm an ugly girl on this show.
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I can do certain things, and people are like,
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"Ehh! Anyone there y'all do it?"
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But I think that goes for everybody.
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Everybody is an ugly girl on this show to somebody.
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True, yeah.
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True.
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So, you know, Sarah's an ugly girl to somebody.
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Next is an ugly girl to somebody, you know,
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Terry is.
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It just so happened that my ugly girlness went out
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and two people decided to call the voice.
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[LAUGHTER]
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All right, hey, you know what's me before you,
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we can--
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Yeah, that was it.
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That's what I say.
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Everybody has their ugly girl, mom.
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I'm all your laughing about it.
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They should understand what they say don't--
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They don't do nothing.
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I'm still going to eat, sleep, and poop.
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You poop a lot.
TODAY on the show we started off with sports talk and also announced our Football Picks winner. We also talked about our upcoming Springfield appearance and all of the exciting things we have going on with it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also played several rounds of THE OPPOSITE GAME for points!
TOMORROW on the show we have some "Would You Rather" situations and The Lex Quiz!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Will Take Care of his Baby Mama
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If I got the money and I got a baby mama, you know,
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I'ma make sure that baby mama living good.
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For two reasons, one, so my child can have the same amenities
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that they have when they with me.
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And number two is to make it hard on the next man.
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Bitchie can't do what I do.
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(laughing)
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A ego pay.
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(laughing)
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- Next man will just enjoy all the fruits.
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- Oh, she did.
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- But she's a little-- - I really like this big screen TV
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got you. - Oh man, yeah.
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- You sure got over on me.
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- Y'all say that what you want to, but you know women.
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Not all women, but you know women.
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- Why can't you be more like DeVale?
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He DeVale makes sure I have my Jimmy Chou's,
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my rare bottoms, eat at the best restaurants
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like French laundry.
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- Well DeVale's banging somebody else
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that obviously is much hotter than you.
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- Yeah.
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- No, I just--
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(laughing)
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- If you say that, I'd be like, "Get your ass out, bitch."
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(laughing)
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- Yeah, go ahead and kick me out for telling the truth.
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- Uh, maybe, maybe not.
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- Oh no.
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(laughing)
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- Maybe not more hotter, but less headaches.
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- For sure.
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- That's true.
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps including Terry telling us all about Shari's Motley Crue weekend. We also talked a lot about the NFL games we watched and gave updates on our Fantasy Football teams. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee told us why he is thinking about quitting social media. We each took our turn at some Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have THE OPPOSITE GAME!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Weiner Talk with Lex & Terry
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How about I was on the target out by myself,
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like my wife had went to get to some detergent.
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So I went and was looking at some marital aids.
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In Target, they don't have them locked up.
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At least the target out was them.
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- Yeah. - Marital aids in Target.
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- Yeah, they got them in Walmart,
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they got them all over.
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- Really? - Wow.
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- I forgot they do have those at Target out.
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Maybe I need to go buy,
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'cause as I talked about on Sudden Death recently,
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mine died.
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I cannot find the charger.
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I spent three days this weekend.
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Over 45 minutes each day looking for my charger
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and I can't find it and I'm miserable right now.
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- To me, the sorrow that hits when you have to clean out
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your gear, it just takes the sadness
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to a level that I'm not prepared to go to.
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- Yeah.
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- Just yet.
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- Well, I mean, in your case, it's probably not
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to be able to be used if you wait long enough.
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- What does that mean?
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- You just age out, yeah.
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Apparently you're a weiner ages out.
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- You're weiner ages out, man.
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- It's weiner, talk.
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- Yeah.
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You got used a lot more on the front end than it is on the back.
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- What does that mean?
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- It's out in real, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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(laughing)
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- Just, I think it's,
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- No, it was just super prolific and my younger years
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and now it's like,
TODAY on the show we started off with some college football talk. Dee taught us about all the new sayings and new music that young kids are saying and listening to currently. We played some audio of other people messing up words that made us feel better. Terry informed us with a BIT of TID. We started talking about riding motorcycles in Springfield which led to us coming up with a HUGE and eccentric official RIDER for the upcoming Q102 Sub Par Classic in Springfield. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. There was also a ton of very tragic news that happened the day prior we had to go over and also remembered the tragedy of 9/11.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Football Picks and special guest Madelaine Petsch!
CLIP OF THE DAY: The Lex & Terry Rider
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That's would be an impossible rider
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What to get it?
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We got rent come on Honda. We want one of the what are they called Sarah trail 125?
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We need we need a couple of trail 125s
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Okay, hey running shoe stores in
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Springfield in
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Bramson
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Bramson
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Where's Bramson?
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Bramson in Bramson in Republic
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We need some Sequoias
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Sock and ease okay, so I could be is yeah, we need some trees
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There's a coin there's a tree no no, it's a cool issue I think
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Or is it is SAUC something?
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I don't know why I was saying so cool. Yeah, what about a late text hucker that will do anything I want for free
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Prostitution is legal you get a blow-up doll. It's not it's not prostitution if they just choose to sleep it is true
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Yeah, if anybody got a fine wife that you don't
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Put no some late text and give it the Terry for the weekend
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Query's are being accepted
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You know mine given the Terry for the weekend
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off with some country western talk and played some old school PLEASE TELL ME. The mood was EXTRA goofy. We got into a lot of Fantasy Football Talk. We played a ton of hilarious voice messages that were left on our 24 Hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Sub Par Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly Horoscopes. We had a sound FX war..,naturally. We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Football Picks.
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!
CLIP OF THE DAY: PLEASE TELL ME with Lex
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tell you that's much rondo was in that cattle game for a while so she knows where to go to get you know she was in the cattle game she was yeah she was um had something to do with that I don't know exactly what she did but
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think she was a what you don't ask her questions she was a leader was she no she gave she no she was not she gave me a bullfighter she kind of told me what she did you know I had something to do with with selling it or whatever but
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you know you sound like you don't care about your girl trying to put you on blast but she showed cows and FFA I don't know what she did she was in the 4-H club I'll text her and ask her what exactly she did but I'm looking bad now because she's told me you know I just don't remember the gist of it please tell me she had strong her mouth
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yes she did not please tell me she had a beller under neck no please no no but I don't think the job had anything to do with bells or under neck any other questions please tell me okay
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come on out with it please tell me that she moves around really quickly please all right she moves around really quickly no no no she moves around really quick she moves around very quickly
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a guy who robbed a bank to try and get away from his wife. We then got into talking about how people who stay single seem to be happier. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. We played some voice messages from our 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We talked new details about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all got very excited. We also played a couple of rounds of Lex's POP QUIZ for points. It made us feel very stupid.
TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You're So Animated
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As you, you know, a lot of y'all whippersnappers, you include a Sarah.
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This is what my daddy used to say when we used to call him.
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- What she doesn't have a prostate, so.
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- But she's still a whippersnapper.
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- Okay.
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- But when we used to call my daddy,
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oh, he's like, bitch, don't get mad 'cause I got a hair start in life.
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- As I continued my hair started life over a lot of these whippersnappers.
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I hear young thundercats, things happen and I immediately start thinking the worst.
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My throat a little sore hurt. I'm like, oh, man, it's so, yeah, tons of light is my tons of need to come out.
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I'd be going all in the bathroom.
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[HUMMING]
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- You know, save that.
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- Yeah, for real.
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[LAUGHTER]
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- Oh, y'all!
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- That is gonna be...
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- Yeah, almost.
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[LAUGHTER]
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- Okay.
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Back, can we hear it, back right now?
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- My tons of need to come out, my tons of...
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I'd be going all in the bathroom.
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[HUMMING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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- That is so annoying.
TODAY on the show we started off with a ton of sports talk. We got into some Fantasy Football talk as well. We played some calls from our 25 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Sub Par Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about gambling and how we all want to try our hand at bingo. We touched on the upcoming Sub Par Classic and different things we are going to try like new rooftop bars and unplanned meet and greets. We also played several rounds of Social Media Beatdown for points!
TOMORROW on the show we have more of Lex's Pop Quiz! Plus phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline!
CLIP OF THE DAY: They Are A Fun Group Of People
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stumbles across this uh... last night what profession
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do you think cheats the most
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and this is
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covering men and women
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is like a broad thing or like very specific
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it's very specific
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but uh... i will let's
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yeah it's very specific
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hmm
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i'm gonna say
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the automobile business
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oh really okay
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you think they're just banging people all over the place i think they are yeah
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it's hard to use a specific and i'm thinking like pilot engineer technology
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technology's broad though
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uh... i will accept that if you want
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i'll go technology
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technology
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details any idea
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anything dealing with health care
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or uh... maybe nightlife i don't know
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health care is a good guess
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anything dealing with health care from doctors to nurses to
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do you got it
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female nurses
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are the the biggest group of cheaters out there i guess because there's always
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like doctors around and stuff
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i've had some friends who are nurses and they talk about sex a lot
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they do they just do
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yeah
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they're a fun group of people
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about it OFFICIALLY being the NFL opening day and all of the exciting games being played over the weekend. This also led to some fantasy football talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had an Oasis appreciation moment complete with a jam session. Sarah made out with a listener and gave us all of the details. We also got into some more Drunk B**ch Summer stories!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: When You're Fat You Have To Own It
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Is this chick, y'all?
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I used to be in love with it, and I still kinda,
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probably with Banga.
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She has gotten bigger as a house.
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- Oh.
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- You know the girl that's saying,
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"Promiscuous girl."
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What's her name?
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Oh, I can't think of it.
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- Wait, you're talking about Nelly for Todd?
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- Yeah!
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- She got big?
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- What?
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- Oh, giant.
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- Oh my God.
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- Oh, look at that.
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- Who's got that?
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- Who's got that?
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- Very, very, very.
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- They raised the she replaced drugs with food.
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- Is she sick?
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Oh, something, I don't know.
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- I saw her in concert in Las Vegas.
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She opened up for David Gray.
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- It was a great show.
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- God, it's like, we're like Nelly tostado.
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- She is big!
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- That's surprising.
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- Wow.
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Still sounding good.
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- And she wants to turn off the lights,
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turn off the lights.
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- I have to now.
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- But I think I would still hit that.
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(laughing)
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What I saw her in yesterday was this,
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everybody yelling at her.
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It was this black dress.
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And her thighs were all out.
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And I was like, she got some curves to be big.
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- Wow.
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- She was lashed out and everybody about body shaming.
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- I wanna do some body taming.
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Come on over here, girl.
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- Is it body shaming if you say, hey, yeah, they put on weight?
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- When people call me fat, it's not like I go,
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"Huh, huh?"
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Yeah.
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It's like you gotta own it, man.
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It's like, yeah, you got fat.
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(laughing)
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- It's indespirable.
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(laughing)
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- Ha, ha, I am not.
TODAY on the show we started off by going over everything that we got up to over the long Labor Day weekend. Terry got up extra early to try and see the Northern lights. Lex got sick and in turn lost more weight. Dee did a lot of DJ work and Sarah partied hard. We got tallied up last month's point totals and announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our brand new SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool.
TOMORROW on the show we have more Drunk B**ch Summer Stories plus a pitch from Terry that will likely start an argument!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sometimes When You Call Your Shot
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Sometimes when you call your shot, it doesn't go the way you want.
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I feel like sometimes the best nights are when you just go into it with no expectations
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and then when it's glorious, it's glorious.
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That's kind of why I try to be a little pessimistic sometimes because if you call your shot
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tonight, it's going to be epic.
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You set a high standard and it doesn't always live in it.
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That's never a good thing.
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Yeah, it's like, we're going to go to Vegas.
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We're going to do all of this.
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Yeah, thanks like that.
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Exactly like that.
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Well, the night started off good and we all looked awesome and it was, you know, drinks
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were being had expectations were how we called shots.
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My thing for the night was like, I'm going to make out with some random guys and I like
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that was my goal.
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We all had little goals we were going to do.
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I think I'm just looking at all my goals and I'm supposed to do today, you know, then
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I have my little checklist.
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Now one of them has to do with that.
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Step it up.
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Me either.
TODAY on the show we started off with a bit of a war. Terry pitched an idea to us all that half were keen on and the other half...not so much. We also had some Springfield Sub Par Classic updates which led to a discussion about Dee allegedly not liking Taint. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into a lot of sports talk as everyone was excited about the start of the NFL season kicking off tomorrow night. We talked about the upcoming SNL season and the newest cast members. We also got into some more of Sarah's chaotic dating life.
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I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.
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And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.
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No, I'm looking forward to it.
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[laughs]
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That would be weird and uncomfortable.
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Yes, it would!
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[laughs]
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Now, you just stole your thunder.
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No matter what you're about to say,
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will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.
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That's right.
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So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.
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Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.
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Right yourself?
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No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.
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So, uh...
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Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.
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I mean, maybe some of it.
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[laughs]
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But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,
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and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.
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And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,
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and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.
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So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.
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You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.
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[gasps]
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Isn't that weird?
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Isn't a guy or girl in the face?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, you might be something.
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Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Any of these.
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It'd be clearest.
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I know, though, though.
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Yes, fully new.
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[laughs]
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So that's weird though.
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Some dude in overalls.
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I'm going to scrub you real good.
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I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,
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and like great content, so let's go for it.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?
TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of Sports Talk as we got prepared and excited for our Lex & Terry Fantasy Football Draft happening tonight. We also got into prenup talk and men vs women and their payouts they receive after a divorce. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We asked ChatGPT for some funny name ideas for fantasy football team names. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Yes I Feel Saved
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Do you know how hard it is though as a girl how celebrated engagements are and stuff like that to not
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Tell your friends and they keep your mind the hard thing for her to do a bit
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Maybe a few of the maybe the few of the tight circle knew I have
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Different circles of friends. I've got you know in the tight tight circle. You could probably tell a couple people some things
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Other people know they'll then tell people
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You guys are not in that circle
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Neither were you guys
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You guys would tell
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I don't know if I tell I tell everybody my secrets so
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That doesn't matter
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Younger Alexa and younger Lex may have told but older Lex will know I think you'd be the first to tell but you do it by accident
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Oh, yeah, for sure. No
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Maybe I don't know because then you're also like I don't care
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So I don't know if it really would be by accident or not
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But you absolutely would be the first to tell no
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Not what you do that. Oh
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Okay, we can't do it anymore
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You can do it. I'm just not I'm not agreeing
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What do you think do you would be the first to tell Lex?
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And we do it on permanent from you and what you do and and what you do it on purpose no
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Exactly see that's the thing yeah, you're not mean or anything you just would forget and what do you mean coming from me?
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Oh nothing, oh you mean somebody don't tell it you said it only stand no business
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On business, we gotta break we got it. We can't we gotta say get a bit more. We do we got a break. Yes, I feel saved
TODAY on the show we started off with THE ROLL CALL, BABYYYY! We alo got into plant talk and farmers market discussions. Dee talked about young people and sports and cried on air. He also officially gave up on one of his favorite fast food restaurants. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Terry brought up a lot of "hypothetical" situations and we each took our turns answering. Dee also got into his dream of wanting the Lex & Terry Show to be inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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When I was at that damn
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Convenience though, you Mississippi. Oh god
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And the lights just went out and I'm in there boo booing
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No, the toilet. I thought I was finniggin sex traffic
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Like the floor was just gonna open up in this hole
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Underground tunnel and it gets snatched me off the toilet
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We been expecting you mister. Yeah, you're free. You're number one on their list
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But this is the bottom
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I'll tell you this real quick about that experience because I told y'all before but the funny part is I didn't realize
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It was one of those motions since the lights so I'm just sitting there still
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pooping I ain't got to be moving all the way and flailing my arms for the lights to be on and I'm just sitting there pooping and all of a sudden you just here
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And it's shit black I can't see my hand in front of my face
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I'm in here
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My wife I signed in the car
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You said you said you said bitch man, I think the only electricity went off and there being a rob
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Yeah, it's just a motion sensor light. Yeah, as soon as I kind of because I didn't want to move
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Cuz I'm like it you know and I'm scary movies you'll be standing there and it'd be somebody like this right here
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See all right in front of you
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I'm like if it's a monster right here knows the nose with me bitch you just
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Damn cuz I am not moving people get it for you. Yeah
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And this much happening off because he said the light I said yeah, man that day went off he said
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You know what it had to happen to you
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Yes!
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Oh, good!
TODAY on the show we started off talking about football and all of the International and Overseas games that were played. Terry told us about Shari making a new friend with a very dirty nickname. We also recapped everything we did over the weekend. We announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content
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This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere
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She went to Target and bought some waffle
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Cones and put them in her bag
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So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones
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Interesting
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That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack
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And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on
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So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?
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I'm assuming so Sarah
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It was so I was like
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Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag
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That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?
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And not only is she flexing
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Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet
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It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views
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A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles
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I hate the internet
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I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can
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It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found
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Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron
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Clearly you need better content
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I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.
TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of sports talk. We also got into what we were all gonna get up to over the weekend. Terry told us about how this first week back from vacation has been tough for him. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly HOROSCOPES as we welcomed Virgo season! We once again did not get to Blues News, but did get into some hot and trending topics. We also got comedian Bruce Baum to join us for some FOOTBALL PICKS!
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
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We got into it last night a little bit, so.
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Oh, man, why?
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I should, you know.
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Just a little time.
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Don't say it, don't say it.
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I'm not saying it.
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I do just thank you.
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I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,
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and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.
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Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.
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We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,
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you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.
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But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much
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in a debate out of it with her.
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I'll save it for you guys.
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But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.
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So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,
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and how hurtful that was.
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And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,
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well, don't be a Karen then.
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It did go over well.
TODAY on the show we started with a theory from Lex that he came up with while watching American Ninja Warrior. We got into the art of saying NO and this somehow led to a big fight between two members on the show. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE, some of which even got a little heated! We finished things up with some sports talk.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
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Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?
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Yes.
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From time to time, yes.
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My correct impulse was right.
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But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,
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but I know I'm going to get run over for this.
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But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.
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I just want--
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You have female parents.
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Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,
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your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja
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Warrior than most people.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's kind of where I'm going with it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I know that silly, but it's just--
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I mean, it's in the 80% tile.
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪
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♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪
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♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪
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♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪
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♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪
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♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-
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♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪
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♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪
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♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪
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♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪
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♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪
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♪ Sad to him ♪
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♪ All fanning him ♪
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♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ We're all fanning him ♪
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♪ With the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never been fan-fron ♪
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♪ Never cut my crust off ♪
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(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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You know, let you somewhere dying of cancer
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or you missing a limb or you in an iron lung
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or you just all the, our problems are so miniscule
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to what they could really be.
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So that's why I'm just like, I'm only a man
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'cause I got to walk an extra 75 feet
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'cause I couldn't park, you know, over there, you know.
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- Yeah, when some people's donkey just died.
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- Yeah, you know, oh I'm mad because this hamburger cold
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and it's a lady that's in India somewhere with five children
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would love to split this cold ass hamburger
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between her five kids and be like,
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"Yeah, we eat it."
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- Yeah.
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- You know.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah.
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- I have to check myself sometimes.
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- Well yeah, but if you're somebody that's splitting
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a hamburger five ways, let me check yourself.
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Maybe they can do better, you know.
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- Let's just talk about it, let's do better.
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- Get a bottle.
WE'RE BACK! TODAY was our first official day back from our 2 week Summer vacation and we were ready! We each took our turn telling several stories about what went down on each of our personal vacations. We had a Lex Versus AND a Terry Versus. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We talked about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. Terry also made Dee a 12 month DJ plan using Chat GPT.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Pretty Much Dating All Of Them
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Pretty much the whole vacation started off
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with a party at the house.
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Cassie was there with her guy, a Mac Cassie's guy.
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Yeah, what's it you like?
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I kinda liked him.
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Yeah.
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I was a wingman and for her.
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I see, yeah, you should, man.
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I didn't need to, you know, 'cause obviously
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she's doing quite well herself with the guy
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and I was just building her up, saying some stuff.
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'Cause yeah, I agree with everything you said.
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There's just one problem.
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So what said it goes?
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I don't like some woman and Branson having say
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on my relationship.
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He said that!
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Yes he did.
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(screaming)
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Oh my God!
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I go, I like this guy.
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(laughing)
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- Branson, bruh.
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- Some woman in Branson having some say
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in my relationship.
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Branson.
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Oh my God.
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(laughing)
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So that was the highlights of the...
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- No, man.
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- That's a thing.
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I mean, I thought it was funny, but I'm going,
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yeah, I can see that.
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You know, when you have the tight girlfriend,
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you're pretty much dating all of them.
TODAY on the show we started off with a man down as Sarah B still wasn't feeling great and took a little extra time to rest before coming to join us in studio. We played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline and got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. One person on the show was in an extra surly mood. It was also Taint Thursday so Taint went out for a brand new bit he tried called "Useless Conversation!"
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special
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Thanks, Rhonda.
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She right you off.
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What's up?
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Does she right you off when you taxes?
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She should.
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Do you write me off on your taxes?
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Well, you are dependent.
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No, I just--
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She said I am independent, so yes.
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I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,
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foundation and take me off my hands.
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I'm glad you finally got your wish.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, you got your wish.
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I'm still confused by this whole thing.
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What do you mean?
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Why do you like me anyway?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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Here we are.
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How do people like you?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?
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Yes, that's what they think.
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Yes, yes.
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I think it's the other way around.
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I think I saved you from a horrible one.
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Usually those are terminal.
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What's the timeline looking like?
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Oh, he's terminally--
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He loves.
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I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.
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No, you said it.
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No, I can't tell you.
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No, you can't tell me.
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No, no backs.
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You say--
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I can't say it.
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You can't tell me what?
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Yes, you can.
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He terminally special.
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Oh, what?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm making you the ace.
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and got into the recent sad news about Deion Sander's health. We took some phone calls. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got an update on Sarah's romantic life. Terry told us some concerns he has been having from a marketing aspect on the concept of his rooftop lounge. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had special guest comedian Dusty Slay join us to talk about his new Netflix comedy special and his upcoming tour.
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented
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Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos
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This beautiful young lady all on his diet
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But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now
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Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency
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What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?
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Oh my god
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Left her there
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She woke up
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The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up
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Did he leave her to get the goat no?
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She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah
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But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower
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Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre
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I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like
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That's talent good for you man
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I had no idea you're really talking so fluently
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It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way
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Doing his job, but also
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Oh
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God!
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God!
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps and a lot of sadness and downer news. We talked about upcoming Summer vacation plans. We also talked about a cool Western photoshoot that Lex and Sarah B helped out with for a big project La Loba is working on. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner and got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!
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Are you still eating good?
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Yeah.
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Okay, the light has there.
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That's violence there!
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Well, this is your... yeah!
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I just...
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Oh yeah, I'm...
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I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,
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another cleanse.
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Uh, two, three, four.
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Licks can now fit through the door.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Do you want me to tell you what that's like?
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[laughs]
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I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.
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I fit through the door.
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Yeah, I mean, that's it.
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You fit?
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That is fast and submit.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'm like, "Come, we're fast."
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You're right, fast.
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That's it.
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That's a country fast and submit.
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I fit through that door.
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I got a fat dude here!
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[laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the way women are treated now versus in the past. We also got into how no one seems to dress up or nice anymore. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We also jumped into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from Scott and Peter from Go Cleanse who revealed the big winners of the "Summer Time Fine" Challenge! It was also Taint Thursday so we got Taint on LIVE from Puerto Rico for "It Got Stuck" where he glued a toilet brush to his hair.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and very special in studio guest Taron Egerton!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I Agree with Wa Ta Ta Ta Ta
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When you make it official, you cut everything off.
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Yeah.
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Because if Leonardo came and asked you to go on a date,
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you could go on that date?
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You're not as close if we rock it, man.
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Leonardo want to take you to get some pizza or something.
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You could do it.
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I have always fixated some.
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I'm tying Leonardo.
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Yes.
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Ninja turtle.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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I've always fixated on one girl.
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I find a girl I like.
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I really block everything else out and try to make it happen with her.
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And if not, you go back to the well.
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This is just kind of how it works.
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It's a natural thing, I think, too.
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Like, again, beforehand, I was like, I'm going to go smash every guy in Italy.
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Like, let's go.
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And now I'm not official, but like, I really don't want to do it.
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Having feelings for this guy and like, it's all less appealing to me now.
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Now I'm like, OK, I'm just going to go eat a bunch and drink a bunch.
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Yeah, you'll find the way the country.
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And yeah, you'll find me making those guys crazy.
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Do you want Rocket Man to ask for your hand in relationships like
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Dutu head, after boy, did it?
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I think that it needs to be asked.
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It should not just be figured.
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I'm old school in the way.
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Like, yes, I need you to ask me to be your girlfriend.
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And now it doesn't have to be some big to-do or anything.
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I think he needs to do it up here.
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It could be, of course, you do.
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[GASP]
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I agree with what [GASP]
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about a Shari situation. We also got into some sports talk. We paid tribute to the now late and great Ozzy Osbourne. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24/7 Hotline. We got into a huge fight about a past interview of a band we did on our show. We also did a TON of LaTot ratings for the many men and women that sent in their photos.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Has Heavy Cream Face
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I kind of went off Dutch brothers when they don't carry heavy cream. You don't need heavy cream.
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No, heavy cream is the best for you. No, you don't need it. No, it's you don't need any cream. Yeah, I need cream. No, you don't. Yes, I do.
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No, you need to train yourself. No cream for you.
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Give me all the cream you have. No cream. No, that's what got you in the position.
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Was your cream love? No, it's not what put me in this. You love cream.
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Heavy cream is the best thing to drink out of all of them out of half and half out of milk.
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All of them. It's the best thing to drink because it's the healthiest.
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It's the heaviest. I just like heavy cream. That's it.
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Trying to get you off the heavy cream, man. Well, I'm not getting off of it. So not going off.
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Trying to lie. Yeah, the unsweetened almond milk has less than a grain of sugar per cup.
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So every trainer I've had so many to drink with heavy cream.
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Your trainer's lie. I would think if I was your trainer and you brought up and you brought up
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heavy cream, I would think you are. It was for a reason that you were drinking it, not because
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you're doing some research for your college. No, it's important on his face and night.
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I have a cream. No, it's not. It doesn't matter.
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It's for your, don't knock it. It does wonders for your. It may. I might have to start doing it.
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Now that I know Lex is doing it. He's heavy cream. Look at his complexion.
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Lex looks like he's 40 years old. He does. He got heavy cream face.
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He's got heavy cream face.
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Heavy cream face.
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No.
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and we also took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We talked about current weight loss updates as well as our gym regiments. We also got into several rounds of Social Media Beatdown which resulted in a VERY big movement in points!
TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex's Car Is Going To Get Stolen
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And like yesterday here was a high of like 69
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That's so nice
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That's so nice
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But it's gonna be like in the 80s
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So everybody scared about that this week
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People are afraid of the 80s here
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They even, when it's like 82 degrees
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Make sure your pets have a lot of water
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Make sure it's like what?
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It's 80
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This isn't like the desert
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This isn't Dallas
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Yeah, I know my car is gonna get stolen along with my dog at some point
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But some, if I'm gonna be in the grocery store less than 15 minutes
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I just leave it running
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It's just easier
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That was gonna get stolen
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That way he's okay
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Dog for sure
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They'll put him out
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See how the stuff you need to worry about when you have a dog
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You can't even go the grocery store
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Yes you can't just leave the dog at home
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Leave the dog at home
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Yeah, you didn't
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Well, no I didn't
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You'd like to hear me
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But that's not something I was gripping about
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You are
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You can't leave your car running
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(laughs)
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karaoke parties are just i've been to a few
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i don't like the whole vibe the whole
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where it seems like the d_j_ or whoever does running in the song the take
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that i think this guy ran a pretty legit
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there's two different kinds of people
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you know there there's the ones who go up there and just have fun with it
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don't care don't care about the suck and then there's my favorite ones
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the ones who take it super serious and i think that they're really something
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or other
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like this this guy named Bailey
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went up there and he's like doing bun joe v
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and he's like shaking his ass all over the place i can like he's really
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him
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that's why i hate running karaoke
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yeah i literally got cussed out by
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this one lady two weeks in a row
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because it was crowd participation
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to get you little twenty five dollar gift card and
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book it a beer which was six years
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so this lady came up all her girlfriends were there and she sung single ladies
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i just sing a lady i just sing
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girl you know he's single to
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come on girl this is a lady i just had the whole bar just
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she was there for whatever what i thought it was for
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yeah fun when it was time to put your hand over everything she got the loudest roar
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is she get the gift card in the beer
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ladies man who got up there and sung when beneath my wings
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that's such a great explanation
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it is such a great explanation
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cussed me out tell me i don't know how to run karaoke
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i made an example of what it's like
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i like the guy that used to do it well bitch that used to do it guy ain't here
TODAY on the show we started off talking about how matcha is the new pumpkin spice. Lex played us a song from his record producer friend and wanted to get everyone's take on it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly horoscopes. We talked about Sarah's new friend group and how Lex is going to get to meet them at her upcoming party. We got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Sports Picks. We finished things up with a hilarious sandwich fail story from Dee and got AI to recreate that moment for us to all laugh at.
MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!
*CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Can The Rocket Man Perform Under Pressure*
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or fair maiden, Sarah Morgan, we need a word of the day.
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- All right.
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- Fair maiden.
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- Fair maiden.
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- Yeah, we're being nice to her to birthday month.
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- Come on.
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- What happened at the beginning of the month?
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- Well, he didn't give it damn.
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Sure he did.
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- I celebrate my week, you know, I'm still celebrating.
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I have the date tonight and then I have...
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- The party tomorrow.
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- Party tomorrow, so.
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- And what you gonna have, Sunday?
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- Recovery time?
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- Yeah, for sure.
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I've already stayed there, gonna have a slumber party
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in my place.
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I didn't invite any of you.
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- Yeah, you don't do that.
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- You don't do that.
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- You're trying to play the C-B's.
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- Well, they are like, slumber at your place.
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I've three people wanting to say and then my mom is actually
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being like, I could just go home.
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I feel like you might have other plans, Wink Wink.
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And I was like, you don't have to do that.
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Like you can absolutely stay.
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Like you're gonna be in the area.
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I can see Rocket Man another time.
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- No, I think she should stay and then you Rocket Man
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by she there.
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- That's weird.
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- That's weird.
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- She could video.
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- Okay, y'all are gross and I'm gonna change
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the subject.
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- I know everybody is who there are, but I know a lot of women
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that take the challenge in doing that.
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- I mean, yeah, I've already done that when it has to happen.
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Like if you're like, standing the night somewhere
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and your mom is in one room and your boyfriend's with you,
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of course, but I don't want to.
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- Yeah, but not on the first date.
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I'm not when you're just getting to know somebody.
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That's a very tough position to be in.
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- No.
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- And we're gonna be easily avoided.
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- It fills me how he performs under pressure.
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- Press up, coming down on me.
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You could do that, that, that, it.
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(laughs)
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- You're so stupid.
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(laughs)
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- Oh my God.
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry telling us about why he thinks he is on his period. We all made fun of him. We had a debate on eggs fresh from a chicken. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summer Word of the Day. This led us us giving Terry an education in everything SpongeBob SquarePants. We did a bunch of Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for a brand new bit that he ended up not being too proud of. We got Taint back on with us after the bit to try and talk him out of retirement.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and special guest William Shatner!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I Think I'm On My Period
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I think that I'm on my period.
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[Laughter]
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Talk to me.
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Okay, you tell me if this is on my period or not.
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[Laughter]
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Let's go!
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We had this desk that we wanted to get.
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We put in two new desks in the office slash studio.
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Identical desk.
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Sherry had this really kind of an expensive desk that she had.
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It was nice, so we put it outside on our patio.
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And Sherry went online and offered it up for somebody to come get it for free.
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And she gets a call and the guy says he wants it.
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This guy comes by and he has his kid with him.
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I'm going to say 12 years old, maybe.
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Dumpy, kind of a kid that doesn't see a lot of exercise.
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Like if he was in the TV show in the 50s or 60s, his name would be lumpy.
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[Laughter]
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I understand.
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So the guy goes, "Thank you so much.
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His desk, he needs a desk now.
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Finally, the kid was so happy that he was getting a desk."
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And I start to think it's one of the coolest things in the world.
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I start tearing up because this kid has this whole future ahead of him.
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What if it's a crap future, though, Terrence?
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What's up to him?
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And I want to know this kid and his dad.
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I want to see what happens in his life.
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I'm curious.
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I know I never will, but it's wrong.
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And that's okay.
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Isn't it?
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It's weird.
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Creepy.
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[Laughter]
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Creepy.
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Creepy.
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I'm not kidding.
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Creepy is hell.
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How many kids do you know that age want a desk?
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The fat ones do.
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about some electrical issues he is having to deal with in his home. We also got into a bunch of NBA and WNBA talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about cleansing and diets and workouts we have been doing. Sarah gave us an update on her dating life. We also got into a bunch of HYPOTHETICALS!
TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: There's Always Someone Better
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We've had this weird thread going on Instagram and I don't know what started it but it's now
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just any time I scan videos it's like having a Latina girlfriend and it says one mostly one girl
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seven in the morning she's making breakfast and she's got like a dress that's barely covering her
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behind. Love that. Love that. You know she's just kind of make her guy feel bad before he walks out
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the door you know no you're gonna look at other women today you know she's like the best thing
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you see all day but we as men we'll still try to find something that's just what we do.
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You want to know why legs because we know there's something better out there for us.
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That's probably what it is. Yeah yeah you know matter who you're with there's always somebody
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better than what you got. I don't care if you're getting up right now looking into the mirror
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and you're at 10 before you even make up on or whatever. Now when you say that do you say
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do you mean better looking better in the way? It all depends what your pissed off at.
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Yeah usually.
TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!
TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune
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I received a dirty video for the weekend.
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One that a month ago I would have been very thrilled to have,
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but now that I actually like someone, I was just like, interesting.
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- Oh yeah? - I'm so watched.
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- Tell us a little more.
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- So, number one on my roster, the guy that D's,
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and he would do that with eight abs in the long hair.
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- "Gumbia" is what I call him.
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- It's actually "Gizamba."
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- "Okizamba" is what I call him.
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- So I do know what happens.
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- So, sometime that new guy, I've barely been talking to this guy,
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and it shows that he's almost like, "Oh God, I'm losing her."
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Something because he is messaging me constantly now.
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- "Ahh."
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- "You" and all this sexy stuff in my face.
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- He don't care the least.
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- It is so true, damn.
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I hate that, 'cause I'm so bad at it with the person I really like.
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But, I still live in a situation.
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I'm in his girlfriend broke up.
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I think they're selling the house that they have together
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and they just had a garage sale.
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The whole situation is just messy.
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But either way, he sent me a video this weekend,
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and it looked like he set up a tripod in the bathroom,
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and it was him with just a towel on the lower half,
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and he was walking towards the tub,
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and I was like, "Damn, that towel's lucky."
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And then all of a sudden the towel was real.
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It was just really hot.
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- And you see the goodies?
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- I saw things.
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- Yeah.
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- And I was like, "Damn."
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- I can't believe people said something like that out of there.
TODAY on the show we started things off with an update from Terry on his AI daughter. This led to a long discussion on AI in general. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day which led to a big fight. We also somehow got into an all out sound effects war. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah told us about her amazing night with her new Rocket Man. We also did several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE hosted by Lex and Sarah!
TOMORROW on the show we have HYPOTHETICALS!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Saw Some Things & Lex Was The A-Hole During Name That Tune
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When the days are cold in the cards.
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It isn't like a song.
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♪ Sands, please ♪
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♪ May the day go ♪
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- Imagine Dragons Demon. - Yes, sir.
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- I thought it was Ozzy Osborne. - New.
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- There was this really, really old man that used to come cruise on Carnot.
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He was like a regular. He was like, in his like, I probably late 70s,
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and he had lost his wife, and he came to the club every night,
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and he always requested just that one song,
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and he would dance other by himself.
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And it broke your heart.
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- Oh, God. How old are you?
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- I should have killed his wife then.
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- You are just a man.
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- What? What?
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- Wait a minute. Hold up everybody.
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- Good morning.
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It's time for the Lexan Terry show,
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where one of the four members actually starts the day being in a (bleep)
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Lexi, who it is today.
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Here's the Lexan Terry.
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- You started in your finishing up.
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(laughing)
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- Okay.
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps - Terry and his culinary experience, Lex and almost ending his relationship over furniture moving, Sarah and her dance performance and Dee and his weekend of being the ultimate Pop Pop, We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have Lex & Sarah taking their turns at hosting NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Killing It Over There
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Thursday afternoon on a whim, I ordered a chair from Wayfair thinking it's gonna come in a week or two, you know.
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Next day, it's on my front door, a hundred-pound box.
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Wayfair don't play, man.
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Barely fit through the door.
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You know, I'll give it to Lula, but in this, you found a great way to move the pod into the other room, you know,
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because the pod weighs about 300 pounds.
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And she, you know, got me to lift it up.
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She put some towels under it and we just slid it right on in there.
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Like I like a sled, you know, you felt like playing football again.
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It was fun.
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Word.
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And so we got it in there and now I got my little pod and music area, you know, with my new Marshall speaker and everything.
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And then I bought just a regular recliner when it came way to put it together and she put most of it together.
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She's like, this guy's here, this guy's here.
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And I'm sitting there just holding this one arm going, okay, let's start with this.
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I mean, time she's like throwing all this other stuff in there.
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And I thought to myself, let her go.
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She's in a zone.
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I couldn't have done it.
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She had the thing put together like five minutes.
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I could have done it.
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I could never have given Sherry the satisfaction because I know I'd get the look.
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The look is if I send her away.
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I do not want my woman feeling good about herself.
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This, this, this woman was made to just do things.
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She just knows how to do things.
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And you were made to now is made to let her.
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I took my male ego out of the picture and just went man, you go on, you're killing it over there.
TODAY on the show we started off with some phone calls and sports talk. We also randomly got into some country music talk which led to lots of singalongs. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for points.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Sports Picks and Blues News!
CLIP OF THE DAY: We Had an Awesome Edition of Name That Tune
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Alright, so we're in the middle of a rockest game of the game, let's tune in. What do we got?
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I have one Alexa zero Terry has two. Two ways to win this game either the first to five or whoever
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has the most points at the end of the segment I'm going to go with either or. Here we go. Next song.
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Let's sound garden black hole son. Love that song. Maybe I should police some spoon man.
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Love that song too. It's a big band for me. Love them. I do not. Alright here we go.
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Offscreen.
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Oh my god I'm having a brain broth block. I am a brain broth.
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Brain broth. Four three two one now. Four three. A brain broth. Two and one.
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Nope. No I can't think of the title either. Anybody had the title either now.
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Offscreen. I know it now. Self-esteem. That's right.
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Damn it. I couldn't think of it under pressure. It's hard. Next song.
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It's such a good song. Yeah.
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If you had the honor of busy highway right now listen to the Alexa Terry we got the tools.
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Obviously nobody's going to get it. We're in the last segment so let's move on.
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I'm sorry. Audio slave. Like a stone. Like a stone. How do you not like sound garden but you like
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audio slave? I don't know man I'm weird.
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye
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I found a cigar in this dive bar. It was in a plastic bag and I met a bunch of pilots and they're like, "Where'd you get that?"
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And I was like, "I found it on the floor and they're like, can we smoke it with you?" And I was like, "Let's go."
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And I smoked an entire cigar with a bunch of douchey pilots.
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An entire cigar!
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- One was this! - Oh, last week!
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I had a sore throat for like two days!
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That's why your ass got pinked!
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- So, thrown ass! - I smoked the cigar with my eyes!
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- But, Phil, you just throw caution to the wind!
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- Yeah, I'm sore throat eye!
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- The plastic bag on the floor, come on!
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- You throw caution to the wind!
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Watch the alcohol!
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- Get the flow!
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- These pilots were so nice!
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- These guys are throwing an ass in the...
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- I don't even smoke cigars!
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It was so great!
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and life updates from everyone. We coached Sarah some more on her new crush and how to not mess it up. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending and took some phone calls. We talked about how cruise ships are changing and if we would go on them now. We talked about Taint putting his dog down and this led to a fight about dogs. We also did a few more LaTot ratings and gave our highest rating yet.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: The 28 Days Series & You Got Sore Throat Eye
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I don't know if you know anything about this Terrence, but there's a movie that came out
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it's called "28 Years"
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"Later"
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"28 Years Later"
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And uh...
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Sorry, zombies, and I really love that series.
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Well, I want to ask you about it.
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I haven't actually seen it yet.
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Because the previews of this thing have been in about six months of movies I've been
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going to.
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Yeah.
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And it's finally out and run and I are kind of like not super enamored by the trailer
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and all that, but it's got like a high rating on rotten tomatoes.
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Yeah, I'm like an absolute super fan.
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So there was 28 days later was the original one that came out like 10 years or more ago
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and then there was 28 weeks later, also very good.
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And this has been a very long awaited, like, trilogy.
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Is that right?
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And apparently, like other people have seen it said it's good that the story is not as great
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as it has been, but I definitely need to see it.
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I haven't seen the new one, but the other two are 28 days later the original is one of the
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best zombie movies and it has Terry's guy in it, Killian Murphy.
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I think we've done this before on Sudden Death, but I think we should like right now 10
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regular movies and come up with their porn opposite each of us and see who comes up with
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the best one.
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Because when you were saying 28 days, 28 years, I'm out to dump this and my mind, I said,
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the porn will be 28 weeks later.
TODAY on the show we started off still a man down, but they ended up joining us shortly into the show! We got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and decided to continue with the "Warm Hot Summer" Word of the Day. We got a health update from Sarah B who also went over all of the details of her chaotic weekend and how she has met and started falling for a new guy. We did some more LaTOT ratings and heard from some of our people we rated in the past. We also heard from all of our "Summer Time Fine" Go Cleanse contestants and learned about their latest weigh ins.
TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings!
CLIP OF THE DAY: My Mom Found It
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Well, I do want to talk to Sarah here.
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I'm really curious to see how her weekend went.
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I had people over to my apartment for the first time.
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I had a little pre-game we get together.
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Got some party favors, not like that, not drugs.
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But like, like, low six and cupcakes and stuff like that.
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And my mom was also over.
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She came over for this and was spending the night.
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So she got to meet all my friends, which was cool.
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And that's how it began.
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We had fun.
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We did the silent disco.
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We partied.
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We drank.
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We took shots.
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We were dancing in bars.
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A one memorable thing that happened was I lost my phone.
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I set it on the bar just to dance with this other guy.
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We were dancing salsa.
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And three minutes later, I go to get my phone and it's gone.
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And I was freaking out.
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There's so many people in the bar.
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It is so loud.
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We're trying to call it.
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We have location finder on it.
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It's there.
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Long story short, an hour of constantly calling the phone,
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doing the location finder asking a guy who had two phones
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in his pocket or both of those yours and getting all like,
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you know, my mom had it in her effing pocket.
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She was drunk and picked it up off the bar when I set it down
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and put it in her pocket.
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Like the whole bar is looking for it.
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Everybody in this circle knows this girl is missing her phone.
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And then we finally go to the bathroom together to call it
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in the bathroom for like the fourth time.
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And I did the little find my thing.
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And it goes, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.
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And I did my mom like, would they murder us?
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Look on my face.
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And it was like, is it in your purse?
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No, it was in her effing pocket.
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And I've never wanted to like hug her, but also murder
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at this thing time.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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It was so funny.
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And then she's like, don't tell anyone.
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So then everybody's like, oh, you found your phone?
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Where was it?
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And I'm like, uh, guy, I know what to say.
TODAY we recapped our weekends from July 4th which included wild animals and white trash Fourth of July participants for Lex to Terry’s trip to Oregon where from their beautiful cliffs could watch morons with exotic fireworks of their own get shot off up and down the beach. Sarah got drunk and FaceTimed the staff at 2am Saturday night and Dee went all over and experienced Eats to share with us. Also Skin and talk nerdy to me and many other things discussed on a great Monday to start the week.
TOMORROW more LaTot Rating, Celebrity Death Pool and the return of Sarah.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Obsessed with Timothee Chalamet
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I want to bring something up, Alex and I were talking about during the break.
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And I love his passion for something that he believes may be going on.
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And what I'm talking about is actor Timothy Shalameh.
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Lex is...I'm not going to say obsessed with this man's sexuality,
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but he sure something is going on there other than him being a heterosexual male.
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Yeah, you've spent too much time thinking about Timothy Shalameh and what he's doing.
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And he showed me a picture.
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Now, I wouldn't do what he was doing in this picture.
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And he had a maybe a green soccer jersey, a baseball cap, and then he had this scarf tied over the baseball cap.
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Like he was trying to hold a cap down and not blow away.
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Yeah, unless you ever toothache.
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Walking with a pretty hot chick, Kendall Jenner.
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And Lexa, yeah.
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Because I said, maybe it's a fashion statement.
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I don't know. I'm not into fashion like that.
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I wear the same thing pretty much all the time.
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Now, in his behalf, I want to say they're in France where this picture took place.
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Yeah.
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So, you know, maybe that's...
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Maybe that's their fashion wise.
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Maybe that's what they do.
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I don't know, but it looks stupid.
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And he says, "I believe there's something he wants to tell her."
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[Laughter]
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I mean, they've been on it.
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They've been on it all the time.
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And I'm guessing she's not pounding that enough or something.
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Well, I'll tell you this, like, thank you.
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And I could be wrong.
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I could be wrong too, but I'm just saying.
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of sports talk. We also had some email updates from some of our LaTOT rating members. We got in our Days of the Week. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got updates from Lex on his weigh in day with the "Summer Time Fine" Go Cleanse Challenge. We also played a brand new game where we each took turns making weird sounds and noises to try and make the other show members laugh. It made us feel like idiots.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Sports Picks and NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Never Heard Of The Band
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The Sherry going to Vegas with a couple of her girlfriends to see Motley crew.
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I love it.
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I said, could you be any more tragic?
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Tell me, please tell me you're gonna wear uggs.
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That tragic bro, come on man.
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It is, bro.
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So man, that's gonna be awesome.
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No, yeah.
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What's the demographic that would be able to go see them without being tragic?
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None.
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[Laughter]
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The Sherry's like, hey, you know, it's Amanda's birthday.
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Do you know anybody that they're doing any meet and greet backstage stuff?
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I want to come on.
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Do you think I'm gonna send you guys loose on Tommy Lee?
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I don't think so.
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I'm like, never heard of the band.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about sad news in the sports world. We also got into some weekend recaps. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final PRIDE Word of the Day which, just like last month, resulted in fighting and arguing. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have a new bit called "Make Me Laugh!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Apple Bee's Comparison Was Farted On by Terry
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Alright, so Dee, you are doing your Applebee's comparison list. It's kind of fun.
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Yeah, we got quite a few more to go.
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Alright.
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She thinks my tractor's sexy Applebee's.
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Hmm, she thinks Texas Roadhouse.
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No.
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Hmm, but Anza?
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She thinks my tractor's sexy Applebee's.
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Longhorn Steakhouse.
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Oh!
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Nothing I've heard of that.
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Single Dad on the weekend Applebee's.
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Hooters.
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[Laughs]
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He got the kids for the weekend.
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Single.
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Experiment Rhino.
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Yeah, the kids.
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He got the kids.
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He's got the kids.
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McDonald's.
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Uh-uh, you said it earlier.
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You see?
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Yeah.
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[Laughs]
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What is it?
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[Laughs]
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I'm saddened like a horn and I'm like in traffic.
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[Laughs]
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and also talked about what we were gonna be getting up to over the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Sarah B told us how she finally booked her dream trip to Italy. We got in our weekly Horoscopes. We did some leftover LaTOT ratings. Lastly we had an awesome talk with Actor and Musician Corey Feldmen!
MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!
CLIP OF THE DAY: We Had Actor-Musician Corey Feldmen On The Show Today
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So joining us right now, Cory Feldman, who is multi-talented.
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And of course he's been in some major motion pictures in his lifetime
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and other assorted TV-Vagabinese. He's a musician too.
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Let's say actors. - Right there.
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It's a good song, Cory.
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Hey guys, thank you very much. Appreciate it.
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I hope you're enjoying it.
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So you like a Beatles freak?
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Well, I don't know about a freak, but I'm definitely a Beatles fan.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I haven't hung out outside any of their apartments or anything like that.
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I haven't gotten that far, but yes.
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I've grown up on the Beatles.
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I certainly was influenced heavily as you can tell by the Beatles.
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So that was my childhood.
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And then as I became a teenager, I went through my pop phase,
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you know, listening to Michael Jackson and Madonna, and Cindy Lopper and all the stuff that was on in the 80s.
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And then I got back to Psychedelia, you know, with the Beatles and Pink Floyd and all the other people.
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And Pink Floyd and all that kind of stuff when I hit, you know, my teens.
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And that was kind of my re-inspiration.
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And from that point, I took a deep dive and I got very into them.
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So in celebrating my 50th year in entertainment, I thought, what better way to do it than with a song that kind of, you know, encapsulates what my experience was.
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And also talks about the characters that I've been throughout the years, but also the characters that we all play in each other's lives.
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And we're coming in and out of each other's lives. We play various roles. We play different parts for each other.
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And different people play parts for us, you know.
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So it's all part of the ongoing fabric of life.
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Lex plays the part of the dick on our show.
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Well, I'm sorry to you, Lex.
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No, don't be, it's the most fun role I've ever had.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about music and who has the best "babies" in the business. We also got into a lot of sports talk. We had some updates on the LaTOT ratings. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for one of his classic bits - "Spread My Mom!" We also went over last night's NBA draft.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks! Plus special guest Corey Feldman!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee vs Carol
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Fifth grade.
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And this is just short and quick.
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I had been doing stuff all day and Miss Collins and this is so funny.
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Miss Collins, I ended up dating her niece in high school, but I was doing stuff all day.
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So she was all day.
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To fail, to fail, to fail, stop, to fail, sit down, to fail.
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Can you leave her alone?
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To fail, get back over to your seat.
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So she kept on.
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So round about the 20th de Vale, she was like, "Devale?"
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I said, "Carry."
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And she said, "Go to the office."
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Because I knew it was Carol Collins.
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People laughed.
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Yes, they bused her left.
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That's such a great man, too.
TODAY on the show we started off with Lex showing us a magic trick that fooled him on instagram and we were able to figure out how it worked pretty quickly. We talked about what we would all ACTUALLY do if we won the lottery. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also rated a lot of our listeners who sent in their photos for a special LaTOT rating!
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Respectfully The Girl Has A Nice RACE
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Like me and I like thick girls y'all like tiny little bodies.
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Mm-hmm. Y'all like guys.
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I like girls with little boy booties.
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[laughter]
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I kind of like them all. I really don't have, you know,
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just about every woman I've been with has been different.
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Yeah, um, the one you're with now, respectfully.
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Oh no.
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It's, it's, it's, it's like good.
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No, no, no, no, no, because I don't want him to know that I'd be looking at his
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girl, breast.
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So I say I respectfully. She got nice, a nice rack,
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but she, she slipped, she slipped.
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See respectfully.
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I mean, she got a nice rack.
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I thought it was very respectful.
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of sports talk and concerns of potential World War. We got a little more into Sarah's current roster/dating life. We played some calls from the L&T 24 Hour Hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from several of our Summer Time Fine Go Cleanse Challenge participants with updates on their latest weigh ins. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE!
TOMORROW on the show we RATE more people with our new LTOT system!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Round Table - NEW SONG Grand Pa Lex & Were You Jerk Back Then
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Uh, Jordan says Lex loving doing grandpa things but always denies it.
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[laughs]
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Get it, Grandpa Lex.
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Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.
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Get off my lawn.
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Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.
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These things are expensive.
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Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa back in my day.
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I ain't heating the whole world.
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It's a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.
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These days, kids don't want to work.
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Lex is a grandpa, Lex is a grandpa.
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You don't know how to say yes, ma'am, and yes, sir.
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Lex is a grandpa.
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It's a good thing to learn.
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[laughs]
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It's a good thing to learn right there.
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A man or a woman.
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Glad we got to play.
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[laughs]
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(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of sports talk and concerns of potential World War. We got a little more into Sarah's current roster/dating life. We played some calls from the L&T 24 Hour Hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from several of our Summer Time Fine Go Cleanse Challenge participants with updates on their latest weigh ins. We also got into several rounds of ROUND TABLE!
TOMORROW on the show we RATE more people with our new LTOT system!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Round Table - NEW SONG Grand Pa Lex & Were You Jerk Back Then
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Where is the leaning tower of pizza?
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It's not pizza at your house
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I don't know my leaning tower of pizza or pizza or whatever it's called history, but it was meant to be a straight building, right?
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Sometimes we're born not straight. It wasn't what I mean. It wasn't built that wasn't built that way yet
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Yes, bitch. Yes
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I think it just keeps leaning more and more for years something
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It's a snowflake it leans to the left
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Yes
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No, I kind of like a eight-year-old term there nobody likes it. It's left leaning
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Let's just rewind
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Okay, legs hit you with the nice eight-year-old term there mr. talk about doors day in Frank Sinatra over there
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And go home with the wind movies when I talked about doors day Frank
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You're the one to bring up Irons side
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Wasn't me so how is the last mess away from me?
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It was a great joke. I can't wait do you all reference us my end? I can't help it
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She was born in the eighties. I hope you go. I hope you had a chance to
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We're born in 1988. Yeah, I was a mere sophomore in high school when I was a baby. Yeah, that's so weird
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Were you a jerk back then? Yes, some might say I was legs
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Very cool of you know, oh my say-out. That probably was -
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[Laughter]
TODAY on the show we started off with our weekend recaps. We talked a ton of sports and gave a congrats to the new NBA championship team and also announced our Sports Picks winner! We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry talked about finishing a book he's been writing. Sarah told us about a not so great date she had over the weekend. We also got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We finished strong talking some celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have ROUND TABLE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Date Didn't Go So Well
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Everyone learned nothing school, right?
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We were too busy learning about serious stuff.
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Like?
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Like history.
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What kind of history?
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Don't teach it anymore.
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All kinds of history.
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I thought Sarah was gonna make history this weekend,
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but it turned out it didn't happen.
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I think it still can.
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Thought she was gonna sleep with her first black guy.
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[MUSIC]
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Oh my god!
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Wow!
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[MUSIC]
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[LAUGHTER]
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We're talking about Sarah and her weekend
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and how she almost was able to check something off
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on her list.
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Yeah.
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It sounded like she was on a date, right?
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Yeah, were you on a date?
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Yeah, with a guy named Roy G.
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Biv.
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And now is Roy.
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He was interesting.
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It was the first day that I've been on in like 10 months.
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And it first was really exciting because I said yes to a date.
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And I was like, maybe things are changing.
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And then I went on said date and I was like, dating sucks.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm not gonna say that.
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So I don't do it.
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I'm not gonna say dating sucks.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Poor guys.
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I want to say the guy you stepped out, you know,
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with for the first date in 10 months, he wasn't the one.
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I want to say because of his background, his culture,
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his nationality, his nationality,
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is known for that.
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Yeah.
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Because slow motion asked me about that.
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And I told him he was like, oh, known for what?
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What am I missing?
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Being controlling?
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Oh, is that what you're asking?
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Being a me-man, you woman, kind of, sort of.
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That's perfect.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about our different social habits and whether we prefer to be around people or be alone. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We got into a ton of NBA and MBL talk. We had some follow up calls and emails about our LTOT ratings we did yesterday. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out in Puerto Rico for a hilarious new bit that ended up being a fail for him in the end.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Not No Damn Peppermint
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Because I had the last from the past from a Canadian guy well French Canadian
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He was a goalie that I hooked up with a very long time ago who just sent me a friend request on Facebook and
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He introduced
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You see the one that I was gonna ask you first. Yeah, really I was like 22 or 23
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Now you were on the receiving in or the other end both ends of that okay, you know reciprocal
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Who's reciprocal EA
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EA sports the way he was talking slow like he was go skip around it
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Very sophisticated
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22 yeah, learned it's very kind of him were you afraid were you like?
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You always been a gamer, but you were young yeah, I was like a little weird at out
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I was like this is normal as it was just don't totally like a euro thing
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Recognized and you know not as taboo
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There's no better feeling
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Then then it's almost like a you know that feeling when you eat like a peppermint or something
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That's what it's like down there
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Do you want to know do you see an apeperment though, but that's what you could imagine with the
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Damn peppermint
TODAY on the show we started off talking about our different social habits and whether we prefer to be around people or be alone. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We got into a ton of NBA and MBL talk. We had some follow up calls and emails about our LTOT ratings we did yesterday. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out in Puerto Rico for a hilarious new bit that ended up being a fail for him in the end.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Not No Damn Peppermint
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Dee was explaining to us why he believes and he's trying to use
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she's really trying to dig deep and really feel what he might feel if his wife ended up cheating on him with another woman
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and he says that he would not be upset
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We have her on the air how you doing Miss Sassy see?
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I'm doing great
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Now you pretty much her territory give the explanation
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I said that I would not be mad if I called you cheating with a woman
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when he be upset do you think?
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Yeah do you really think he's saying telling the truth that he wouldn't be upset?
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I'm the best hard to say I don't know
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My point is cheating is cheating and the sneaking around and lying about it
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and you know not being upfront about it that's what would piss me off
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Just give me another aka double standard D
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as long as my wife is still treating me like she's you know she treats me
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She loves me we're intimate but it's not for me to be like anymore
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I will make how do you know?
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Cos she has affections for another
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so you can't have affection for two people?
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We know we just talk about affection
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Yeah with affections for one more
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Say like Dee was just you know hitting it with the dude next door
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and why did I get to be in one there?
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and you catch her with this guy and they're doing all guys a crazy sex
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I would tell her to leave me
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you know and all that stuff
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but everything at home is the same
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how would you feel about that?
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Uh oh no I got to go he can't have that right there
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I'm sorry
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I wouldn't even suppose to be in this baby
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Oh you were in it
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I legitimately and I've told him I say I'm trying to be mad
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but excuse me that emotion is not in me if I find you with a beautiful woman
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so what we've learned today is sassy see go for it
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all right in here I will
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so glad we had this talk
TODAY on the show we started off talking to Lex about his Go Cleanse and how much of a better mood he was in because he got to eat. We played some audio from the 24 hour hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We talked to comedian Jamie Lissow about his upcoming comedy tour. We also finally got into RATING some of our listeners who sent in their photos and used our brand new LTOT rating system. We finished up talking about fast food and marketing "road fries."
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Current Mates Don't Wanna Hear About Exs
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I found out last night I have three years worth of stories.
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- Oh, I'm--
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- Just on my life.
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I went to tell Rhonda's story and she's like,
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"Yeah, I know.
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Yes, I've heard that."
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Yeah, you told me that one before.
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You know?
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Oh, my wife even made that too.
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And I was like, "Okay, I gotta come up with stuff to talk about."
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- I just embellish it next time.
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(laughing)
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You gotta go out and have a life.
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So what was the story that you overtold apparently?
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- About one of my exes.
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- Oh, maybe she's just tired of hearing about the exes.
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- Well, I don't talk about the exes a lot.
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- Okay, even once this too much, I'm sorry.
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- Is it?
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Okay.
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But it was part of the conversation.
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It was part of the conversation she started.
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And I was finishing.
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- Okay.
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- I laughed 'cause I went through that years ago
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and then I realized, okay, there's certain stories
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that can be reminisced upon.
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I knew it was over for certain stories with me and slow motion
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and Lisa around my wife.
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- Oh yeah.
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- And she let me have it one night
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after he left the house and went to the hotel.
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She was like, "I'm sick of damn tired of that!"
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- "Mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time, mimilin' a time,
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mimilin' a time that girl, mimilin' a time this girl."
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I don't wanna hear that, babe.
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- I'm like, "Okay, babe, I'm sorry.
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I got you, I'm sorry."
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It won't have a no more.
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But I didn't have time to tell slow motion.
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So like a couple of days later,
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we were sitting there, he was drinking on a bin.
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He just said, "Hey, the van, man,
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you remember that time that girl?"
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I'm like, "Oh, no."
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(screaming)
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- No.
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- I can't give it any more, I can't sign.
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Grimmin' that time, remember that time.
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'Cause I ain't had time to tell him,
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"Hey, man, we need a chill out on that."
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(laughing)
TODAY on the show we started off by talking a bunch of sports. We also played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We got an update from LEX who did his first weigh in since he started Go Cleanse and had a ton of other participants from the Summer Time Fine challenge call in to tell about their weigh ins. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into a bunch of "hypotheticals!"
TOMORROW on the show we RATE our listeners on how hot they are! We also had on special guest comedian Jamie Lissow.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Women Do The Most 2 Get What They Want
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I saw a viral video of a guy who had a ring camera on their driveway and it's the woman asking the husband could you help me with this and have a
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Jeep and you could take the door off and it's her going could you help me with the thing and he's like all right comes out does it
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and then I looked at the ring camera when I'm not there and it's her just taking the door off no problem taking the top off no problem
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when the guy's there he's got to do it pretty good it's so true I get the business sometimes because I don't help
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ronda load her car up in the she like stays I was like who did this for you when you were by yourself what do you mean by that
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do you know like this heavy bag with a computer in it and all you're saying yeah see you're looking bad is what you're doing
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I was looking bad I know DNI are both getting what do you mean you're not helping out to the car with the thing I help her a lot
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okay she helps me a lot sometimes and you know something gets lost in the translation you know and I am totally unaware
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of my surrounding sometimes
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps. We went into dept about the US Open and also announced our Sports Picks winner. Lex was on Cleanse Day 2 and talked about how his cleanse has been going so far. We talked about some of our unfulfilled sexual fantasies. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We did our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show do some more "Hypothetical Questions!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Did A Man Thang
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I um, I fixed a freezer. Yeah.
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Pulled the door off a little bit freezer, pulled all that crap out of there.
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And the big sheet of ice under there, I looked in a guy on YouTube with the same model,
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how you'd, you know, defrost or whatever, something in the back left corner.
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I did all that, you know, almost got the whole sheet of ice to the sink,
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but now it broke in half and then I had to clean it up and put the door back on.
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You did a man thing.
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It did man thing.
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That's good.
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She was delighted.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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You know, it's like she would have had to pay for a refrigerator repairman to come out.
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She went off and had a drink with a friend.
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I'm like, yeah, I hear.
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Oh, nice.
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Although she had to help me put the door back on it was heavy.
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I needed to steady it while she guided it into the slot.
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Just leave that.
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Yeah, that was bad.
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Whoopsie.
TODAY on the show we started off with some Dad Jokes. We also played a bunch of phone calls from the 24 hour hotline. We talked about what plans we have going on for the weekend. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We all took turns rating each other on our looks and personalities. Dee told us about how he got his nickname "Lie Boy." We also got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for SPORTS PICKS!
MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I Have Bad Shirts
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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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It's Nala.
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Nala.
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Whatever it is.
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What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
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Musasa.
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Um.
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Yeah, pretty close.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My god.
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Mufasa.
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Mufasa.
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By the way.
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Mufasa.
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[SPLATCH]
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Ew.
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I got a dirty one, but I can't tell it.
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I have to wait to Monday on Sunday.
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It is, I like it, it's hilarious.
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No, I can't.
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Do it.
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The whole thing would have to be dumped.
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That sucks.
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Yeah.
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I would have to hit 10 or 10.
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Why don't you even bring it up?
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Now we're sad.
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I'm glad you were saying that--
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30 jokes on Monday on Sunday.
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You just ruined the show, and it's like--
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Yeah, it wasn't.
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--I can't.
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--show destruction right there.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're right, setting.
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Yes.
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Dirty.
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I'm not going to get over it.
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I wasn't.
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Still in-- still in.
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I wasn't.
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I told you yesterday I wouldn't be.
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[SPLATCH]
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It makes strong, D. I'm on your side.
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Thank you.
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I'm not.
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Unfortunately, we can't see you.
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I'm sorry, he sent me up to you.
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I didn't say that.
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You guys think I six minutes into a clans,
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and he's running these jokes.
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I ran him before.
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He runs him, too.
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We don't care.
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We're all bound--
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Oh, no.
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I wouldn't run him if you wouldn't run him.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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OK, well, let's do that.
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The slate is clean right now.
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What if the first person that makes a bad joke loses a point?
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I got him with that.
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OK.
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So many times, he comes in--
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He comes in.
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He comes in here with a shirt that can't go all the way down
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over his belly, and I don't say nothing.
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Well, I have bad shirts.
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No, you don't.
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You've got a bad belly.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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I have bad shirts.
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OK, you know what?
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I've got to get you down.
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That's a great excuse.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about legendary and classic radio stations. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24 Hour Hotline. We also had special guest, very special for Lex specifically, Chris Doering on the show to talk some sports and Gator history. Dee told us about a scary moment he had with a "man frog" on his porch. We also played a hilarious round of Identity Theft!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: How Many Times Have You Been In LOVE
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And it's weird, you know, it's the thing thing, he confided in me one time.
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He really thought he would never be able to like be in love.
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You know, because he thought he had crossed the line of the way he viewed women
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or how easy it was for him to get out of that.
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Whatever.
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Mentally he was 10 years old.
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Yeah.
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But he's put it together, man.
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But Tane has actually been in love twice.
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When he knew his present love and that one love that broke his heart.
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Yeah, that was funny.
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I bet it's more than that.
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Oh, no, man.
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How many times have you guys been in love?
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Do you know?
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Every time.
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I have to say that I was a fall quicker for a while.
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If a girl said, Hey, you cute.
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Oh, my God.
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I love you.
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Yeah.
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No, that liked me.
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I loved them.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about dirty songs. We played some audio from our 24 hour hotline. We got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We did some Sarah B Trending. Lex and Dee called out a radio sports show host that they both hate and this turned into several segments of call outs and apologies. We talked about how social we each are and how one of us is really starting to enjoy talking to people. We also gave advice to one of our female P1s about what to do in her sex-less marriage.
TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Why Would You Look At That
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How often do dogs attack other dogs into dog part?
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You know not much, not much really.
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Because I fell into a dog park attack algorithm yesterday.
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And...
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You mean your dog or the fallen two?
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Well somebody sent me one.
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Well let's give it with your dog job.
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And it was this old lady who had a little...
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Might've been a shesoo.
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Get attacked by this big dog and I felt so sorry.
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She was like, "Stop now!"
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And the little girl or me just been a woman that looked like a little girl was little
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could not get the dog off the other dog.
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A dude came up...
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I felt sorry but not sorry for the dog, the big dog.
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Because he came up and kicked that dog in his side and he...
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But he was gonna kill that little dog if he wouldn't have got him...
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Oh I mean he locked me, he was just like shaking him.
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What was the dog's owner doing?
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Pulling, the dog's owner had the thing like trying to pull but she was literally laying
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back.
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No I mean the dog's owner, the big dog.
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That's what the big dog was doing.
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No no.
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Oh my god.
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Why would you watch this though?
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I wanted to see if the dog was gonna get away.
TODAY on the show we started off by having an impromptu show meeting about whether or not we should cancel one of our ongoing bits. Sarah B explained why a lot of women are going for younger guys now. We played some audio from our 24 hour Hotline. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We had on special guest Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl on to talk about the 85th annual STURGIS Motorcycle Rally. Dee told us about some hate mail he got for talking about Ian. We also played several rounds of Lex's "Stupid Little Quiz" for points.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Identity Theft"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Guys Suck Sometimes
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I said this surprise getting some coffee and in front of me in line was a pretty good look a guy
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You know fit everything else with his
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I assume girlfriend
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Mm-hmm in front of him. They're ordering she on the look scale
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She's a few ticks below him and they order they go to pay and she's digging in her purse to get something and the guys
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They had a backpack on and this backpack fell and he kind of grabbed his backpack and she went oh
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Are you paying this time? And he just stood there and stared at her and
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She just
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continued to dig for her wallet and pay
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Wow that could look in this don't have to pay
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I barely
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Just for me. I don't really sad for the girls should have gone over there and paid for it
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But I did notice me like you said the difference that they had going
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She knows you got to do to keep him
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You should have went over and said obviously George Clooney here doesn't have any money. Would you like me to buy your breakfast?
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George Clooney here you know what obviously Brad Pitt doesn't know how to put his hands in his pocket
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Obviously Tom Cruise wants to cruise without paying
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Obviously Pedro Pascal doesn't know what a dollar is
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Doesn't know what a peso is
TODAY the show started off with a bang as we recapped what we all got up to over the weekend and one person in particular very much surprised us. We talked about the NHL playoffs and some surprising NFL trades and signings. We announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next round of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have Lex hosting the QUIZ! Plus a meeting about one of our staple bits.
CLIP OF THE DAY: You The Only Fat Man That Can Walk '
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ever since I was a teenager, there's something about me that whoever I'm seeing wants me to ride in a car with them somewhere
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and how are you supposed to answer? You're putting a no-in scenario. It's like, hey, you want to ride along?
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Not really. Looks bad.
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It's like, you don't want to spend no time with them. It does.
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Like all you want to do is eat, sleep, drink, and have sex with them.
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Nothing else. That's right.
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Not bad options, really.
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What is the odd couple's name?
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Felix and Oscar.
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Oscar, yeah.
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Yeah, I should just move in together.
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Yeah, we're perfect.
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Yeah, I wouldn't have to go like, nowhere with each other.
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You would have your time to create and manifest things.
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Like, you would have a time to watch TV, sleep, and eat, you know?
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Just have some girls.
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Just have some girls over every night in the bank and then send them on their way.
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It likes? It's a hell of a pitch.
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[laughs]
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There's only three things I do.
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I'm talking about the things I could do by not doing that.
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Oh. What would you like to do?
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I mean, lately, Dee's right. That's kind of what I do of it.
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Before I, you know, had some fetish years, I used to like to go places, walk malls,
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walk anywhere, really, just to walk.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, I don't want to walk anymore either.
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What are you-- [crow caws]
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over there about?
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[laughs]
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You know, he fat man that can walk is out of nothing.
TODAY on the show we started off by talking about a girl in the dance class that Dee and Lex attended who is getting a lot of likes and attention for being thicc which led to the talk of body types and double standards. Dee then cleared the room with a disgusting fart which led to an argument over the present game. We got into our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we had Taint join us from Puerto Rico to try and find Sarah a husband.
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's Idea Fell Short with the Show
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You weren't around when I was talking about this.
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I have this idea that I want to do,
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where I'm just going to be sitting there
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streaming live and not saying a word
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and have a phone number up on the screen.
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And if anybody calls, just have some conversations.
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I have no plan.
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I've got nothing.
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I'm just gonna sit there.
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It might work.
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Talking to Sherry sometimes isn't fun.
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What is it gonna be called?
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I don't have a name for it.
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Can you talk to me because I'm tired of talking to my wife?
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Yeah, I just like call it maybe something like connection
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or something where you know,
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I want to really connect with people.
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I know that sounds weird or pathetic.
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Sounds like you got no free is and I know you got no free is.
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But it sounds like I do.
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I want to connect with other people, you know?
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Make it like a theme.
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You can call it talk me and you could make a share of it.
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You guys all son.
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This is why I have no other idea to speak to me.
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Connect to me.
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Yeah.
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Conversate me.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Hate me.
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Okay.
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You guys have fun?
TODAY on the show we started off with lots of NHL and NBA talk. We also continued to argue about Terry's dog shirt and whether or not it makes sense. We took some phone calls which included a long overdue catch up with one of our favorite regulars. We got in our Days of the Week and received our PRIDE Word of the Day. Terry told us about some new crazy AI features that are emerging. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN for some crazy point movement.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Was In Attack Mode...No One Was Safe
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I just super tasted something and I'm so surprised.
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I didn't wanna like it and now when I go to Starbucks
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with my wife, I just get a, you know, ice double espresso.
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Now I got another drink I could add.
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What is it?
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A iced matcha with almond milk, ice matcha latte.
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Man, why don't you just say ice (beep)
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(laughs)
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- I said (beep)
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- Don't Sarah, you came back to back them?
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- Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry,
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- Why don't you just say that?
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- No.
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- This is a guy who ripped my dog me shirt
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and he drinks latte matcha things.
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- Terry, I even said this to Sarah when she was ordering it.
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I say, you know, I'll try one because guys that I think
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quote unquote are cool, masculine, they drink 'em too.
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And I'm like, what's the fuss about?
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I'm like, yeah, that's my little idol.
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- Better get on the mod train before it leaves you
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at the station, Terry.
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- And there's lots of benefits,
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like it promotes weight loss, protects your liver,
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heart, health.
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- Oh, it seems like it's working.
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- Brain, brain, brain.
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- I dropped but one, Terry.
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- He already looks like it's working.
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(laughs)
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- Lex over there.
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- I know, I know you are still dog me, her.
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- And on the mod you're still dog me, her, so you are attacking.
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- I'm a, I am a tack mode all morning.
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- I'm just drinking one.
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- Here's what you're not gonna hear out of me.
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- This is gonna be a triple excel dog me shirt.
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- 'Cause you wouldn't fit into it, you need a 5X.
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- You wanna order that either.
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- This is gonna be a good day today.
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Why emergency break day?
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I got stuck in a car wash this weekend and they had to stop the whole thing.
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Hold on, we got it.
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Hold on.
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Do we have time?
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Why are we doing this now?
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Why are we doing this now?
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I will make it a section.
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Basically, I cannot fit in car washes anymore because I have really big tires, but there's
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one my mom goes to.
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So I was like, so excited.
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I really, I hate washing my Jeep manually because I'm just a lazy bitch.
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And the guys like, yeah, there's the best in the list about his car wash.
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I'm like, cool.
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So then I went and I hate getting on that little line too.
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It always makes me nervous, but I got there.
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So we were going through and everything was going swimmingly.
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And so I was in and I was in the middle of it.
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I already gone through the first part and then all of a sudden it was like, to tune, to
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tune, to tune.
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And I felt like it lifted my Jeep and it was like, go, go, go, go, I was going left or
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right.
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I'm like, what's happening?
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What?
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I know, I know, I know, I know, I know what to do with my mom.
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My mom was in the passenger scene.
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She's freaking out so she starts honking the horn.
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Oh, that's going to happen.
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It did because they knew something was wrong.
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So they stopped the entire car wash and all these people had to run in and what happened
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was it was those really big long like ribbon brushes and they got stuck in the front
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of my stinger.
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So I got wrapped all around the front of that and it was like lifting my Jeep up and
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like left and right.
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So they had to get it out of there and then pushed me past that part or I drove past that
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part and then it went back on again.
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I was like, and like these giant alarms going off.
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My mom thought it was hilarious because we had another instance, like a couple of years
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ago where she was trying to go in the car wash and her Jeep was too tall.
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So she like stopped the entire line and moved every car to get her out of there and I was
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dying laughing.
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And this was like absolute payback.
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So my car was covered in soap.
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They had to like manually finish it.
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off by recapping a fight that we had last week on the show over the word of the day. We also got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Word of the Day. We talked about the upcoming 33 day Go Cleanse challenge and how Lex is gonna be participating. Terry finally revealed his top secret "Dog" shirt that he's been holding onto for some time. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did a few epic segments of Dee singing "White Rock."
TOMORROW on the show we have SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Jeep Got Stuck In A Car Wash & The Things These 8th Graders Said 2 Their Teacher
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Um, I got this uh, eighth grade teacher.
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She uh, I guess she cataloged a lot of the things that were said to her during the eighth grade school year, you know, we're in summer.
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I think pretty much maybe across the nation now we're in summer with everybody.
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Some of the stuff these kids said to her.
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I mean, it's brutal, it's funny, and then some of it makes no sense.
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Alright, here we go.
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Things that my eighth graders have said to me, are you in therapy?
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You seem like the type.
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[Laughter]
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It's a good start.
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Why was it say that to somebody?
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Oh, God.
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A student got the answer right and yelled, "Yah, I felt that one in my nuggets."
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[Laughter]
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I mean, Smirks, she has on her face like she really wants to laugh and that one.
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I'm so glad she's writing these down.
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Your pants look like trash bags sewn together.
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Ha ha, trash bag pants.
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[Laughter]
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I don't get why you write so much on my rough draft.
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I'm not reading all that bra for real for real.
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[Laughter]
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She's got her shirt on.
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We are so screwed.
TODAY on the show we started off as we always do on a Monday with some weekend recaps! We also got into some MLB and NBA talk and announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received brand new PRIDE Word of the Day! We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee and Lex talked about their experience going to Sarah's dance class. We got into some Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show Dee sings WHITE ROCK!
CLIP OF THE DAY: He Forgot His Old Man Pills
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Hey, you're in Lexington, Terry.
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Good morning, Sydney.
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No.
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Oh, I went to CACDC and I didn't grow it when you liked that.
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Did you have a good time overall?
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I wrote.
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We had a great time.
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I went with Brad.
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He's only 10 years older than me,
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but I looked like 30 years younger.
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I was surprised.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Is that miserable?
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You are adorable.
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Did he drive?
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He drove the two-hole to drive.
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He didn't.
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We ride the motorcycle.
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I couldn't.
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We went to William Nelson.
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Oh, my God.
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He'd better to stage A, and he took me to CACDC or Barrel in Parkway.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Roe Vance.
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Oh, man.
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We had an Airbnb, and he wouldn't even do anything with me.
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Why?
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Did you want him to?
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I was up into the situation, but he forgot his old man,
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and he drove.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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That's got to be a touch.
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No, he didn't get his web satirac, either.
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[LAUGHTER]
TODAY on the show we started off by taking a trip down memory lane about past gifts we were given and sports camps that we attended. Lex told us all about his new child neighbors that he can't stand and why he wants to move away. We got our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also TAINT THURSDAY and for the first time in a while we did some SAY YOUR LINES the "Happy Gilmore" edition!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Wife Hung Him Out 2 Dry
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I'm excited, this will be great.
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Y'all are coming to class with me.
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You're dead to me, Dee.
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What do, what do, what do, what do, what do?
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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Why, why, why, why, why you make me dead? [laughs]
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Because you, it's so happily invited her to join you in your misery, because you already committed.
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This is going to be good, and now that my wife is out of school, we may be able to do this, you know, at least twice a month.
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I know, I don't know, Sassy, see, all that well, but I know her well enough to know I don't think she wants to do this.
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No, no, no, my wife will be willing to go.
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There's only one way to find out about her exuberance.
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Oh, all right, pop, pop, pop, I'm calling for you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you jump ten of you.
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Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear how excited she is.
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She is fine with it.
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She, she, she's phase one, phase two.
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Is she even know about it yet?
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Yes!
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Hi.
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Hey, baby, on the radio, no cursing.
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What's up?
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Lex?
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[laughs]
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Thanks.
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That you're not.
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No, no, I'm preface the question, just ask her, she's excited.
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Okay, are you excited about going to the dance tonight?
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Oh, not really.
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[laughs]
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Damn, that's not me.
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[laughs]
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'Cause I don't know how to dance, you know this.
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This is, this is going to teach you.
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Okay, I love you.
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Okay, okay, let's do this, let's do this.
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I understand your fear of not knowing how to dance, but what about the fellowship, you know, seeing Sarah now,
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Rhonda and Lex are coming, you know, so to have that camaraderie, are you excited about that?
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You know?
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[laughs]
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You just make me look so bad all the way around.
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She's going though, she's going though.
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It's cool, yeah?
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[laughs]
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Oh, baby.
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the new phenomenon and etiquette of sidewalk walking and passing. We tried to talk Lex into running for the mayor of the town of Denison. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked NHL and NBA playoffs and how disappointed we were in certain teams. Terry told us about a new podcast he is going to be the very first guest on. We also played several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for show points!
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Left Terry Hanging
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Alright so uh, it's getting late into the show, it's time to do some name that tune.
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What's happening to me?
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The greatest dream.
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I might know this.
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This is not my deal.
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Oh!
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I think I'm made.
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I do not.
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Anybody?
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I mean, I can't believe you bashed the, you know, this and you followed up with this song.
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I don't know it.
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I've heard it before.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I just see Haley's comment.
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Alright, 321, I don't even know.
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I don't even know that random part.
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Yeah, but we don't know the song.
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I think it's called Lexism Mo.
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No, why?
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Yeah, you better be careful what you're saying there.
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It's Jemmley's brother, bro.
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By the Moans.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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I don't care.
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The song is a little softer than Jemmley's brother.
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It's a little too softer than Jemmley's brother.
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I love that band, Shine Down.
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Well, that's, well, that's their biggest song, so you don't love it.
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I do, I do.
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I do.
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I like their other stuff.
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Oh, you like what?
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Um,
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Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I really wish I had one of the titles, but I know it would be amazing.
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It would have been good, but you got me.
TODAY on the show we started off with our long Memorial Day weekend vacation recaps. Lex gave his review of the brand new Mission Impossible movie. Terry told us about spending the weekend with his family and also how he almost got attacked by crows. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We read an email from a very concerned listener who wants us all to reevaluate our lives so that the Lex & Terry Show sticks around for his kids to hear. We also did our next round of Celebrity Death Pool.
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We're talking about Sherry's mother's narcissism,
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and this is kind of a narcissistic way to look at this.
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You know, Sherry's mom,
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like when her stepdad got cancer.
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I believe the first thing Sherry's mom,
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what she said was, "That's just my luck."
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(laughing)
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- I'm sorry.
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- What the hell is wrong with Sherry's mom?
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(laughing)
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- Oh man!
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(laughing)
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- I hope you don't mind me saying this.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, kind of tells now why Sherry may not give it a long
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so well.
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- You think so?
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(laughs)
TODAY on the show we started off feeling VERY saucy! Dee brought up a conversation he and Sarah had about past relationships and how Sarah should have a reality show called "gotcha girl!" We went over some more hypothetical situations which caused some major laughs and some feelings to get hurt. We got in our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah shared a sad and weird intimate moment she had the night before. Dee went on an exploration to find the building's brand new vending machines and rate the items inside. We ended the show with a fight about kittens and puppies.
TRANSCRIPT
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Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life or on the bottom for the rest of your life?
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Bottom in what I'm thinking about
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Pillow princess that's me bottom. Yeah for the rest of your life
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I mean I had to be a dead fish or do work. Well, it's retired
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Okay, I see what you're saying you're taking the for the rest of your life. I see what you're doing
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You're taking the easier way. Yeah, I'm in
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You're doing nothing you put some thought in this I might have to rethink my I mean vision
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I'm envisioning the aging process and I'm taking bottom
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I want to work
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I'm pretty sure that the lovely man you end up with will be happy. I think they do
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Possibly
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Yeah, I guess I gotta go a little lazy angle myself
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Yeah, I'm going bottom
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Not only you have a choice
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He put it down because he's like putting it like I like him come on legs
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He's doing something
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Here's sassy
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Oh, like Ronald over here living 300 pounds weights a night
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Trying to be the world strongest bodybuilding woman
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That's kind of suspect because it's like a seesaw
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I
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Oh
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laughs
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Well, see you soon!
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry once again talked about his marketing campaign for Angel Tears. We also talked about other new ventures we wanna start. We played some phone calls from out 24 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into some great hypothetical questions that ended up being hilarious. We also did some Try Something New Tuesday that has all of the sudden become quite a controversial bit!
If the troll trolls back would they be the troll that trolled the troll that trolled the troll?
Sometimes you can remember something from 15 years ago sometimes you can't remember yesterday
If you could ask an 8-ball a question and it HAS to answer truthfully, what would you ask it?
If men are the new women, are they also the first ones to get saved from a burning building?
Come for the dad life advice, stay for a way to turn your wife on by making your daughter cry
Number one rule of text groups, ALWAYS double check who you're sending to before you hit send
Dee starts off talking about some streaming service and movies he likes on there, & Sarah totally crushes his critique...then Terry finishes it off...Dee is not impressed.
It's tough to find the song of the summer and gets tougher every year it seems like. The rules are ruining it!
Dee has specific requests for these folks that need a buck...speak right to him or you're gonna miss out on the cash.
He takes a trip down memory lane, all the way back to high school. He was a real winner.
Dude has found the secret chicken breeding formula. Then the crew gets scientific with it.
At first you wonder how naked people could get less than 5 stars...but then you hear this...
Terry is becoming more and more of a child in his relationship...his wife is not finding it appealing.
Deep seeded personality flaws are brought to light when Lex reveals he's jealous of Dee.
Lex is taking the show on a full trip & Dee bit! Sarah justifies her weird collection...
Jimmy dumps about dumping during the dump. This guy is a hater of all dumpers...except of course himself.
The crew is changing the world! Good call about a guys' gf that got sober because of the show!
What costumes are the crew wearing for Halloween...and why isn't Dee getting any trick or treaters this year?
If high brow thought provoking content is what you require right now, you have arrived in the right place.
This should become a food show at this point...or dad joke corner...if your dad is 5 bourbons in at the bar.
Terry really tries hard to deep dive into Lex's love life...he just can't give it up...
Lex had to yell at someone that almost stole his car! After that...a change is in order...
The pitch is in for a brand new segment on the show. It DELIVERS! Double squeaks is a rare gem!
Not only is Lex dealing with dating stress, but has to deal with the unstoppable support from the crew.
Debbie's wants to know if this is her time to hang it up...the answer isn't to her liking so she goes again...damn ball...
Lex takes this opportunity to get into a fight with a listener...did we stumble into recess?
As the crew recaps the weekend, it went a bit different than expected. Lex is truly living his best life.
The crew discusses who would be best at picking a partner for them...it goes...unwell...
Dude is quite unhappy with most aspects of his existence...but the final one regarding his wifes bedroom needs is the topper
Dee & Sarah talk about how they have trouble saying no...to a point that Sarah dreams about doing it!
You know when people tell a story about you & it's not how you recall it...welcome to Dee's life.
Lex & Dee are craving being single! Would it go as well as they think? Dee's success rate could be off the chart.
Lex does a joke that doesn't hit...and tries to get out of it...poorly...it's always good when you have to say your joke is funny and good.
Lex breaks down the woman he wants...the list is long and distinguished...and maybe unattainable
Terry gets a bit antsy when he watches fighting...could he really get into a scrap though?
The movie 'As Good As It Gets' gets the say your lines treatment...and then Sarah gets hosed...about her lack thereof.
Terry's got a moth issue...which naturally needs to derail the show...and show Sarah's softer side...Lex's dad joke game is strong though...
Austin Powers' Dr. Evil is the subject...difficult impression leads to everybody taking shots at everybody!
The question arises if you REALLY wanna find out your gal is stepping out...Dee has opinions...
She complains about him constantly...but is is meant to be? He earned a lifetime of goodwill with this story....
Lex dates like a pro...Dee recounts a story about how Lex goes from 0 to 10 real quick on someone he's on a date with...should he not date?
Lex shows why he can't get any lovin...but it wasn't it hilarious though? Then the crew tries to fix it for him...poorly
Donald gets news that may destroy him...but at least it ends on a high note with a dude from North Dakota who hates his job...
The crew decides being able to speak multiple languages is a good thing...and somehow Terry uses it to criticize his partner?
Terry met folks that asked what he does for a living...he tells them and they don't believe how little it takes.
Dude calls in & recounts a story about his daughter getting into the wrong drawer...and so much more...
Lex has a moment that renders him unable to perform...Dee uses it as an opportunity to profess his love.
Lex can't stop obsessing over the donut that he had once upon a time....his description may mean something else?
Do cockroaches know what they are doing?? Dee may hate them but that can't get in the way of a solid defense.
The crew recaps their Father's day, which leads to dogs relieving themselves...how did we get here...
A mystery unfolds with Andrew telling the story of his current relationship, and all is revealed.
Dude wants advice from the crew on how not to screw up his baby that's coming soon! Dee has regrets...
Dee seems to be recruiting for a crew to fight with him...but the analogy derails it all...
Terry recounts a Costco run where all the samples were ingested...Dee went to a lesser joint...all stores avoid Sarah...
When you leave it all up to fate sometimes it goes South...and sometimes it goes your way
The crew discuss Dave Chappelle doing a surprise open for John Mulaney...and everyone is mad...so Dee ups the ante.
Lex just can't seem to take being the brunt of a joke...even though it was well deserved!
Dee randomly walks up to someone random in a store and gives them advice...or criticizes them relentlessly...
Lex thinks this prank gift is the best thing in existence...Dee isn't impressed...Lex is angry...but the name calling is uncalled for...
Dee opens up and shares intimate details about his thoughts on his wife stepping out...the crew is so supportive...
Terry tries real hard to brag on himself...and men and women alike couldn't be drier...
The boys are venting about why they aren't sleeping well...Dee needs to tweak his late night snack it seems...
Lex brings it blues style while telling a story about a giant squid washing up on the shore...
The crew is recounting their moments of fatness and Dee really wins...wouldn't we all do that though?
Oh damn...Terry goes in on Sarah's relationship...then it turns in and becomes some kind of guilt trip?
They had a bit of a "snafu" about the trip...and her man's jealousy about not being home for a holiday...that he hates?
Is it possible that Sarah would not go on this cruise...seems like she's hellbent on riding...and riding
Nas' legendary performance makes a show appearance, then Lex gets the compliment of compliments from Dee...watch out for spontaneous throw up...
Sarah celebrates her parent's big day by showing them a video of her & her man mid...act...POV
Taint hits the street to find out if someone will hold his hand whilst crossing...the results are exactly what you expect...until he turns the tide.
Dee's treating himself like a king...to the ire of everyone else...the questions get ridiculous to the point we discover Terry is freak...
Dee farted in the studio...clearing it out...or so he thought...until he discovers a conspiracy going back years...
Dee tells just one of many stories from his elementary school days...surprised he made it through...would you have pepper sprayed him?
Dee sings his wife's praises...until he doesn't...the rumor is, after she heard this, she's now looking for someone new...
Terry shares some secrets of the mailman, who doubles as gardener...Lex makes a pointed point that was pointless...
Terry brings the accusations of one of the most prominent composers of all time...then sings one of his classics!
Sarah's fear is real as she hopped on the bike...got a feeling she only prays when she really needs it!
Dee could be the worst person ever...but who he blames may be worse...do you believe his promise though?
As the discussion turns to sports fandom, Lex tells a "joke" and Terry doesn't notice...
This may be the humblest way to discuss someone crushing on you, but Dee sees the real story....
Once in while a comment comes out...that should have stayed in...that's where this new club shines
The discussion turns to the magic that is Sarah's ability to flirt...giving her superpowers that swayed Terry...
Dee is of the opinion that jealousy has a lot of sway in the classroom, and the boys begin fantasizing about what never was with their teachers...
Dee hits the streets to see if someone will eat cheetos out of his bag...will they eat it??
Terry's got an acquaintance who's in a play, no one is having this situation, Lex to the highest degree.
The crew attempts to recreate a Disney classic...The Little Mermaid...who would rock the seashell bra the best though?
The crew get into a story of guy that addressed a women's conference by telling them to get in the kitchen...Terry relates...
He got got, then did that move where he acted like he didn't hear anyone destroying his story!
The crew does a lovely little dub of an American classic film...let's hope they never do it again...
Terry learns new stuff every day...some useful, some hilarious, especially when Sarah is involved.
In keeping with the yearly tradition, Lex tips a couple back in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, is it bad if everyone likes you better drunk?
Guy wrote Q105.1 & they read it with all the juicy details then the research into him begins...
You know how sometimes folks say things in a way that make them sound deep and interesting, but in fact you walk away asking WTH did he say? That is this...good thing the crew doesn't let him get away with it!
In a recap of his evening, Terry reveals something he did something he rarely does...and cleans it up!
Sarah gets flowers & a romantic card from someone trying to get in between her and her man...
Dee gets his songwriter on and then moves into a character that surely requires a restraining order...
The crew reacts to a story about a man creeping on a woman that's alone somewhere...Dee makes it HOT!
Lex recounts a story about a woman he met that is obsessed with semi regular guest Bert Kreisher...Dee tries to get one in but the failure is immediate...
Dee discusses his excitement about heading to Jamaica, and Sarah gets really...really excited about bread...
Sometimes a guy just wants to not be bothered whilst doing what he does...then the rage begins...
Lex recounts how he may have been the cause of his sister's being thought of as loose...
They begin discussing how our personal care products are going up...which Lex then reveals his shower count...and the crew has objections...
One of the most famous comedians right now calls the show & tells a story about how his dad won't let him live!
Lex is discussing why it's hard to declutter his house, especially when it comes to blankets, which led Sarah to feeling an attractiveness...
That's THEE Tiger King! After getting a new sentence that was the same as the old, Joe Exotic talks to the crew!
The convo turns to knowing people you know that shock you because they are still single....and how some people are too hot to ask out for fear of hearing no.
They call and MUST follow the 8 balls advice...today it destroyed listeners in every way...but is it reliable?
When a fetching young lady gives Sarah & her man a compliment like this...the guys realize there's more to it than meets the eye...
The crew is planning a trip to Vegas, & Terry picks up on a theme with the lady listeners...
Terry may be looking at an early retirement after getting this business off the ground!
Terry's gal joined him on the beginning of the year cleanse and she lost weight & is looking great! While explaining what it's like to go out on the town with her, Dee interrupts for a good reason!
Lex is recounting the old days when he got hooked up with a lovely LA gal...not so much in the present...
Terry shows his appreciation for the smart people that allow the show, in all is many complexities, to exist...
You know how you feel like you want to be mad but there's no reason for it...Dee clearly puts Terry in that corner!
Dee claims his comment on this TikTok live that got him blocked was unfair, unfounded, & uncalled for! What do you think?
Terry & Dee have a desire for Lex to be a different person...he responds as only Lex can...
What makes you dirty just may have crowned a new champion with this manipulative woman!
Dee is going to Vegas to renew his vows, then it gets supernatural after Dee received a message from Lex's mom...
He calls in to say thanks & then reveals just how important Lex is to the show...at least the abbreviation part...
Dee's mess up leads down the road to an accusation of Lex's food hoarding, followed by a beautiful retort from Lex, Dee returns fire masterfully, Lex tries again & Dee caps with a magnificent finisher.
After revealing why everyone was late, Lex confessed that his reason was in the early morning he desired to watch the end of Roadhouse...solid reason.
Taint hosts another say your lines this time getting Christmasy with Elf...Sarah takes it to Dee in an EPIC ad lib!
Sarah decided to keep her mouth shut instead of ratting out Lex...then proceeds to rat out Lex...
After the crew discusses living apart while married, Terry runs down the reasons why he's the greatest partner in the world...
Lex talked about losing points consistently, & the crew kept picking at that sore...and things don't improve...
WAIT TIL THE END! Dee's reaction to the substance in the box leads to a chain reaction that may have done permanent damage!
Starts out with a Christmas theme that wows, & goes into a short line with a notable addition.
After the word is revealed, Dee gets slapped later in the show & isn't having any of it!
Name that tune becomes night at karaoke when Taylor Swift comes up! Unavoidable, not sure if Lex & Terry appreciate the hijacking or not...
They may not be good, but somehow the dad jokes are good? You can decide as the show hits the daddest of dad jokes!
It's normally just a sexy word of the day, but Terry falls for the oldest trick in the book!
The killer comic gives the guys some much needed tips on how to use the internet the correct way, and holds a mirror up to us midwesterners!
The control goes to the fans & they tell the crew what stuff they got that they take extreme pride in!
Mr. Skin tells the story of revealing to his parents that he's quitting his job to start the website! Then the crew talks about how it must suck for their parents dealing with kids that get into this line of work!
Dee & his girl got into a fight about checking in...while Sarah got into it about something else...
Aaron calls the boys & asks for advice on how to tell his family they are the reason no one came to the wedding...
Lex relays some rules that make dating more enjoyable & successful...or it could be the worst advice ever.
He askes the magic 8 ball if he should go out of town for Christmas or not, his wife wants to stay home...he doesn't and doesn't care if she comes along! What is the answer??
Terry tells a story of his pal that goes on a date that ends up revealing she was on a first date with the mommas boy of mommas boys!
Is she real or nah? "Listener" calls in to discuss Halloween costumes, her age...which isn't clear...and leaves offfended...
Will this Halloween character be a jolly celebration of the holiday...or a buzz kill. How do people on the street react to a pumpkin headed weirdo approaching them?!?!?!?!
The Scorpio season excitement gets so wild that the studio may not be able to contain it...where did Sarah get that shirt??
The crew discover Sarah's parents probably created her on Halloween...and how that might have went...
Terry blurts out something to a friend that may have hit his wife wrong...her response is gold!
Taint goes out for an absolutely hilarious couple of rounds of "Have you seen my hawk?" and something crazy happened...
After Dee's impressive push, the question arises as to how he could only have eaten one slice of pizza the day before...
No love for the Steelers...and it shows...guy calls in & talks about meeting Lynn Swan on a plane, he got a barf bag signed...and exits with an awkward cackle...
Sometimes getting in the middle only makes things worse...especially when the middleman is Terry! Will his buddies figure it out?
You'd think it would even out, but Lex always seems to get the short end of the stick during say your lines...how bad can they recreate this movie??
Aaron is mad at his wife for not joining him losing weight...the boys give him the advice he needs