The Kolton Patrick Show: Recent Episodes
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Apparently, just any joe shmoe off the street is starting podcasts now and it's disgraceful. Like, do these people not realize nobody cares. So today we are going to be checking out some podcasts that shouldn’t exist and then discuss why they shouldn't exist.
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Today on The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how wokeness is an official disease according to the CDC and Elon Musk, how you can know if you have it, and how we can possibly stop this epidemic in its tracks. I believe we have to play their game if we want to win.
Welcome to the 94th annual Hollywood woke awards, where celebrities show you how woke they are by virtue signaling, preaching about politics and the gender pay gap even though it's not real. #willsmith #Oscars
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Find out why Kolton Is Fatphobic in today's episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show"
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For some reason, someone out there decided to make a show all about Addison Rea, but it's not what you think it is. There is no TikTok drama, and you won't be seeing Addison Rea throwing it back either. In Addison Rea's new show "Addison Rea Comes Home" the entire show is about Addison Rea doing normal everyday activities. HOW AWESOME! #addisonreagoeshome #snapchat
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In Todays Episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are not only discussing the new batman movie that just came out but I also try and create the most accurate Batman movie I possibly can by making up a scenario that could really happen and I cast real people. I cast and go into the back story of a real-life joker, who went by the name of paul miller but is known best as Gypsy Crusader. I also cast a gay joker and a homophobic batman but you'll have to watch and see what happens with that. The Kolton Patrick Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdpy...
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In This Episode Of The Kolton Patrick Show, we are talking all about how we can all laugh and Improve. I believe even Jeffery Toobin a CNN newsman can improve after exposing himself on a zoom call. But sadly kids cant laugh at cartoons anymore because they have become too woke. Cartoon Creators are now pushing their political and social agendas down the throats of young kids through Blue Clues and Arthur. Watch till the end if you want to laugh and maybe even improve.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how every time there is any tension between two countries people on TikTok Automatically start saying that there is going to be a ww3 and start making dumb TikTok's about it. I also talk about Sam Hyde and Idubbz, and how Idubbz got tricked by Sam Hyde when filming the documentary on his life. I and Ryan also try and react to rappers ranking themselves, but the rappers were so bad that I just had to start rapping myself. And then I talk about taking action and how it leads to the best life possible.
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In this episode of "The Kolton Patrick Show" Kolton and his cousin, lifelong best friend, and new co-host Ryan reminisce on their days of riding roller coasters at Disney World and Universal. Not only do we rank all the rides at these parks but we also tell crazy stories of what would go down while waiting in line for the ride.
In this episode of the Kolton Patrick Show, I take a peek into my past. I tell weird and embarrassing stories about what it was like to be homeschooled, rank the grade levels, and answer questions from fans.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I start it off by interviewing the ex-president of the united states. I also reacted to an old prankster on Youtube named Vitaly who recently abused a random girl on the street. Then to cap off this crazy episode I answer questions from my Instagram followers.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk about how late-night host is all the same and they have literally been caught using the same jokers, Antonio Brown, the power of the dopamine detox, and much much more.
In today's episode of The Kolton Parick Show, I react to " Can Drag Queens + Grampas Choregragh to Britney spears? I make a tier list of the people I'm subscribed to on youtube. And I also talk about the beloved Joe Gatto and How he's leaving the Impractical Jokers.
We all want to be sigma/alpha males, but do we really have what it takes? Gary Vee sure does... And he's going to be giving us some advice including his advice on my you should swallow your gum and not be a bitch. I also go deep into things I've been struggling with, and give you some tips from my own life and the best tips from the dozens of self-improvement books I've read throughout the years.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I talk all about Christmas and how absolutely amazing it is. I talk about Christmas as a child, I rank the top ten things about Christmas and go into depth about Christmas movies. And I also interview my boy santa.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, you'll find out how to wipe your ass. You'll find out how Danny Duncan got canceled. And I just talk about how awful cancel culture is in general.
In this episode of The Kolton Patrick Show, I responded to a listener's email about how he gets a boner every time he touches a woman. We talk about how Pete Davison bagged Kim K. We talk about the Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal situation. How they won't let JK rowling on the harry potter 20th anniversary. And how Spider-man No Way Home Is getting out of control.
The First Episode of The Kolton Patrick Show is here. We are here to take over the Late Night Show Community because Jimmy Kimmel sucks ass. Jimmy Fallon is fake. That one Noah guy only talks about politics. And now that Conan Obrian is gone I have to step up to take his place. In today's episode, Kolton talks about the differences between Late Night and Daytime Talkshows, Kyle Rittenhouse, and how to go viral on TikTok. He also has a very special guest. You know him from The Godfather, Taxi driver, The Wolf of Wallstreet, and many more, it's Tony Capeesh.
Ranking the great shows off nickelodeon like Spongebob, Icarly, max and ruby, Airbender, and other classic Nickelodeon shows. we also watch some goofy tiktoks.
We are continuing our series where we rank networks we watched a lot as a kid so that we can bring back a lot of good memories. And this week's network is the one and only Cartoon Network. We are going to be ranking some bangers like Amazing World Of Gumball all the way to Garfield.
I grew up watching a lot of PBS Kids. You Know what I'm talking about, Author, Buff Buffman show, Wordgirl, Clifford and many many more. But which of those classic nostalgic shows is the best? That's what we tackle in this episode of the Hey Buddy Podcast.
Wanna make it big in hollywood? Lemme tell you how. Even Though I don't know how to yet.
Here on the Hey Buddy P{odcast we are big fans of Harry Potter so we decided to take a quiz that tells us which Hogwarts house we are supposed to be in. Definitely Gryffindor...
What is peak fiction? Cough cough* breaking bad... Well You'll have to listen to find out what we think is the best piece of fiction of all time.
This is probably our worst podcast so far. We just argue about if fat chicks should be glorified on the front of maginzines.
Did you grow up on Tobie? Andrew Garfield? or Tom Holland? For me personally, I grew up on Andrew so that's who I'm rolling with. Elijah on the other hand is rolling with Tobie, his only argument for Tobie is.... "Pizza Time". But if you are a fan of marvel or spiderman in general, defiantly give this podcast a listen.
Now that you got to know a little bit more about Elijah its Kolton's turn to talk about his goals and dreams and the things he likes. William is the third roommate and dear friend and he decided to join in on the second annual episode of the Hey Buddy Podcast.
In our very first episode, we take a deep dive into Elijah's past and what gets him out of bed in the morning.