The Podcast for the New Commute: Recent Episodes

Brian Alterman, Daniel Roos, Steve Sowka & Tom Stephens

Your favorite daily podcast designed for that commute from your bedroom to the kitchen for a delicious toaster pastry then on to your home office.

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Daniel makes a request to his wife

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We give you a behind the scenes look at our deeply thoughtful and deliberate writing process.

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Daniel attempts to talk to us about our integrity as podcasters.

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Daniel really had to go. Then he insults the Mets (which I hear is a sports team of some sort).

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Daniel gets banished... again.

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Get it? Get it? Everything we say is asinine

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Brian is canceled.

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Brian explains his joke... again.

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We have issues with Long John Silvers. Then again, who doesn't.

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We try to define our roles on the podcast.

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Elon, pay us $50k to never another make a bad joke about you. We'll take that deal.

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Daniel's been hitting the drink again

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I'm sure you all missed us, but after some sickness, today we're back struggling to pronounce words. It's like nothing ever changes

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Last week got derailed some. There's more to come to catch up, but this morning, enjoy a Wheel of Words promo! We definitely haven't forgotten about it and we're definitely going to get to it, maybe. Eventually. If we can be bothered.

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Brian pitches a new TV show

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Short and sweet -- that Batman movie won't download itself.

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We praise an underappreciated part of life... and call back to something we probably shouldn't

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Tom learns about cash

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It's the classic self burn

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Daniel gets shamed. Tom gets shamed. Steve has harsh words for North Carolina... It's a busy podcast.

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We reveal podcasting secrets

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We learn the secret of Tom's life goals

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I troll smart people

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We get a bit impatient

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True love, or hiding something?

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We find out what Brian really thinks of Daniel.

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We have a very disturbing realization

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Brian just couldn't resist telling us more about his ass

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It's St. Patrick's Day... so we obviously joke about the Scottish.

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Who does what now?

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What a reference Daniel. Everyone will get this...

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We remember great excuses

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We remember one of the greats

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We know our place

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We're so spontaneous

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We offer a free gift for becoming a member.

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We didn't even see the new movie!

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Brian discovers a terrifying truth about himself

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Daniel can't help himself, and we can't tolerate it anymore

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I'm told it has something to do with baseball?

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Daniel forgets how to say "special" among other issues.

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Tom needs practice introducing himself

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Who needs outtakes when you're as much of a disaster as we are?

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For the best in Snoop Dogg action. https://www.twitch.tv/doggydogg20

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We explain a joke. Hang in there... it's a long ride and the pay off isn't worth it.

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We've got another movie just begging to be made.

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A Suburban Sasquatch special episode!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzf09VKHlkc

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Happy Millard Fillmore Day Everyone!

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We :heart: Spectrum! (don't sue us)

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We never grew up.

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Daniel tries to be nice, but we actually know he was just confused.

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We make sure Daniel knows what his favorite movie is.

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It's a special Valentine's Day episode. Guaranteed to make you 200% more uncomfortable than normal.

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We're in a group for posting a particular body part on Facebook. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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We grant Daniel a personal favor

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Some of us learn what a Wordle is.

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Brian gets confused, again.

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We learn a little about BIG SEXY

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We have a hot take about Wes Anderson.

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I got my amazing and high quality Podcast for the New Commute T-Shirt!

https://www.zazzle.com/brandon_dean_pigeon_kicker_t_shirt-235394519328888334

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Tom gets confused by Brian's good behavior

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We get confused about our own gimmick

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We discovered a new angle on our already tired joke

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Brian takes a survey and discovers his truth

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The truth comes out

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We consider the essence of the podcast.

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We're British. Really.

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We're still our primary audience

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We are still catching up

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Better late than never I guess

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We discover you can, in fact, "hear" a glitter bomb.

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We bash on what used to be a good streaming service.

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We forgot yesterday was a weekday

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We do "New York Style" -- or some horrific version of it

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We hear Brian open up

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We know all about the television shows

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We attempt to be funny

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We wonder about God's wrath

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We hear once again from Brandon Dean: Pigeon Kicker. Buy the t-shirt!

https://www.zazzle.com/brandon_dean_pigeon_kicker_t_shirt-235394519328888334

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We are definitely the cool kids.

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We definitely know about angst

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We know about lutefisk

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We cringe a bit.

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We explore our nerdiness.

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How do you give monetary refunds for a free podcast?

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We acknowledge our weaknesses

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We worry about our listeners

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We talk Christmas presents

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In the Christmas spirit, we charitably imagine ourselves as funny

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We try to keep up with what day it is.

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We joke but it was too real

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We welcome Janet Honeycut to The Price is Right

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We keep passing the buck

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We discuss expectations

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We find out how old Brian really is

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We know about current events

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We psych ourselves up

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We offer a hot take about a new movie

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Uh, last Friday's podcast got lost in the mail, so it's a little late.

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We sing a song

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We get Moses to help

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We justify our bad recordings

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We define new forms of cruelty

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We see a pigeon

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We can't say it wrong when we want to.

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We hear Steve's version of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

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For us, it was just a Tuesday

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We have a new hit song.

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We walk out

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We have problems

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We worry about what we say during recordings.

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We have a hot take about the Tiger King

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We are really slow at saying words.

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Tom reads from the 1987 Andalusia Alabama Phonebook.

No really. That's all it is.

We take our inside jokes too far sometimes - it leads to terrible decisions.

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We encourage good time management

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We have a serious debate on animal cruelty

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We consider changing things up

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We admit our thoroughness

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We regret mentioning the case of the Mondays

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We learn the true value of censorship.

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We do the extra work to confirm no gimmicks

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We say goodbye to Daniel's political career

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We use our major market influence to make juvenile jokes. Wait, that's not different...

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We butcher the name of a beloved character.

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We try out rhyming slang.

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We resort to bathroom humor.

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We look cool when driving, right?

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We get the harsh truth.

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We found out how limited Brian's life experience has been.

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We discover a long-lost recording of a great show.

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We remember to use our words carefully.

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We find out why we're actually fastidious.

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We explore our Southern roots

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We try to make people stop listening

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Man, like digsville, you groove me with those nutty changes.

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We admit our laziness.

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We are not facing a shortage of words

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We know who we are.

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We pulled together some of our best clips about how bad we are at this.

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We pay tribute to one of the greats.

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One day...we're pretty sure

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We have some advice for Disney.