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Stand up comic based in Chicago area originally from New Jersey.
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Crazy. The progressive state of Oregon, right? They have a statewide initiative in november on the ballot. It is now in Oregon. When you die, you have the right to choose to be buried, cremated or composted. It's part of Oregon's Green. New Deal. I got news for Oregon. We might not be progressive, but New Jersey. We've been composting dead bodies for a long, long time. What do you think they call us? The Garden State? Yeah?
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So now we get out into the mall, all these T shirt shops, they're all selling these T shirts and hoodies and backpacks. Nasa, Nasa, Nasa. Have you seen these t shirts, Nasa and I see these kids wearing them, They don't look like no rocket scientist to me. Listen, if you have a dop kit, don't put him in a Nasa T shirt, That's cruel. Oh my God. So you know, listen, if your kid is a dope, put him in that you want to put him in a government agency t shirt, give him a government agency t shirt that says something he's gonna relate to later in life, Maybe alcohol, tobacco and firearms.
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So a little bit about myself. I've been married 33 years. Let me clarify been married five times for a total of 33. Yeah. No, just one lucky wife actually. My wife is a chef and she loves to come home and tell the secrets of the restaurant business. Last night she came home she said joe did you realize that restaurants use small plates? So the portions appear larger? I said honey, is that why you keep buying me such tiny underwear? Mhm. You can't fool me.
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relate to the young kids as best we can. Even this generation z They called them the Zoo MERS right there, 19 years old and younger. Right? Try relating to these kids. I was having a conversation the other day with a 19 year old. That was excellent all of a sudden. He says to me, yo bro, why you tripping with all these questions? Mm hmm. I said I'm sorry if I'm tripping with these questions, but you don't understand. This is a job interview Skylar. How can a generation that likes to sleep till noon? Consider themselves woke?
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