Junky Janko and the Belle: Recent Episodes
Amber and Lindsey
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Amber and Lindsey are back! Lindsey talks about the yearly Ballard Family Vacation in Hilton Head, SC.
Amber tells all about the last doctor visit. Lindsey and Amber think car maintenance is a man job. Did you know there are Amish in Wisconsin? Neither did I, though they were in Ohio and Pennsylvania!
Lindsey tells Amber how to keep the kids in their rooms and Amber thinks that is so weird. Lindsey shows off her waxed armpits and talks about her most recent wax appointment.
Lindsey and Amber both use Dr. Google for the medical advice. Amber talk about their neighborhood pool games. Amber encounters a Nail Nazi at her nail salon. Is SNS and Dip the same thing?
Amber describes what a Farmer Blow is. Lindsey and Amber talk about peeing in the shower. Lindsey and Amber answer a listeners question about "Underboob".
Amber accidentally or purposely drugs her husband. Lindsey's nipples get gummed by the baby and she wants her husband to go under the knife, "Bye Bye Manhood!"
Lindsey and Amber welcome Jade Hofeldt to the show. They talk about shaving styles such as "the breadstick" or "the pizza slice," Crazy Legs and taking shots.
Amber has a new game for Lindsey to play. Lindsey and Amber talk about cheating on tests in their younger years. Lindsey has a close encounter with Poo in her pants!
Lindsey tells Amber she doesn’t wash her hair for at least 2 weeks. Amber may or may not think that is bad hygiene. Amber and Lindsey talk serial killers, and Amber admits possible ties to Dahmer. Amber has an encounter with her brother on the highway.
Amber thinks Wisconsin does not have cockroaches. Lindsey and Amber talk about their bar experiences or lack there of. The girls also chat about men and mind reading.
Lindsey still has no idea where Wisconsin. Lindsey and Amber talk Hawks vs Bucks. Lindsey has an experience with Cryotherapy.
Lindsey can never eat at the dinner table. Lindsey tells Amber about her experience with Burger King's black bun. Amber loves her some Benadryl!
Lindsey does not understand what Being In Your DM's means. Lindsey give a house update on her newly built crib. Amber has unusual sock storage practice and has a saying GYOS.
Lindsey's husband Jaye gets her a surprise gift and Amber has no idea who Bebe Rexha is. Amber explains why she cannot go to concerts with her husband anymore.
Amber still has no clue who Selena is. Lindsey and Amber talking about hairy legs. Amber has a bad experience with roofies and a male nurse comes to her rescue.
Lindsey and Ambers bladders are equivalent to an 80 year old grandma. Amber has a bad gag reflex when referencing warm dog poo between her toes. Lindsey and Amber talk about getting no sleep as moms.
Lindsey thinks Amber is totally weird for not knowing who Selena is. Amber brings up Lindsey's sheltered childhood. Is Culver's ice cream custard or soft serve?
Lindsey bought a body suit and its does not fit right. Amber chimes in and says she is doing it all wrong. Lindsey gets body shamed by a four old. Lindsey slams Amber for her shoe organization.
Lindsey and Amber purchase indoor saunas. Lindsey has a love for baked Garlic. Georgia is infested with millions of Brood X Cicadas.
Amber gets her new eyebrows. Lindsey has a close encounter with a pair of undies at a soccer game. Lindsey and Becky in the background scheme in passing off fake lemonade as real Simply Lemonade.
Lindsey gets attacked by a flock of wild geese while running. Amber's husband Josh gets
"ape hands" when he drinks too much and Lindsey says her husband sweats uncontrollably when he drinks.
Amber has a bad experience at the dentist. Amber has road rage problems and has a confrontation with a soccer mom. Lindsey gets emotional about her husband Jaye.
Lindsey goes into detail about her first experience trying Culver's cheese curds. Followed by a hot topic of what constitute a sandwich and the best was to make one. The debate gets heated and flows into road rage and driving with spouses!
Amber talks about her husband Josh, drinking beer and eating donuts at 9:00 AM. Lindsey thinks Amber is nuts for thinking Chick-Fil-A is the most disgusting chicken sandwich ever made. Lindsey's husband, Jaye (The Producer) makes a tiny mistake.
Amber and Lindsey swap birthing stories. Amber tries to convince Lindsey she's deprived of good food, because she does not eat imitation crab.
Junky Janko and The Belle are coming in hot with Amber having a city wide garage sale selling various items with half naked buyers in her garage with no ROMPERS! Lindsey talks about her phobia on toenails and farting in front of her husband.