Apocalypto: Recent Episodes
Apocalypto
Jasper Clifford-Smith and Ted Rader talk shit on the happenings at the end of the world.
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After the obligatory 9/11 tribute the boys tackle the more pressing issues of auto erotic asphyxiation, ghosts, demons and dark energies.
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Outro track: Shocking Blue - Venus**
On episode 11 the boys delve into Donda, woke James Bond and real estate. Ted also professes his disdain for the cultural void which is Las Vegas.
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Outro song: Kanye West - Lift Yourself**
In memory of Charlie Watts the boys turn Apocalypto into a classic rock podcast before finishing on a solution to all the worlds problems.
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Outro Track: Black Sabbath - War Pigs**
This week the boys congratulate Terror for winning the war on Terror. We bid farewell to rooting on Only Fans and ask what's next for porn on the internet? We also dissect names and what they're all about + guns, lots of guns.
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Outro track: Ariel Pink - Put Your Number In My Phone**
The boys are joined by James Blayden (As A White Man, Mind Pollution) to dissect the Brian Houston/Hillsong scandal and the creepiness of the church and our pollies. We also ponder why the hell people refuse to cook and what they'll do when the economy tanks and Maccas isn't open.
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Outro track: Optic Nerve - Crash**
The boys talk celebrity gossip. carbon neutral cremations, trades, after parties, workplace depression and ask how anyone is supposed to keep working if wages don't go up..
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Outro Track: Frenzal Rhomb - Russell Crowe's Band**
While Ted roams the streets of Vegas with a belly full of steak, Jasper is locked down fighting boomers on Twitter. The vaccine passport seems to be creeping closer while the Olympics start winding down. Lilly King's racist rant gets a mention too..
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Outro track: Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything For Love**
Ted reviews the DONDA live stream, Jasper rants about Zuckerberg's taste for the flesh of endangered Aussie fauna and space tourism gets an unfortunate mention.
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Outro track: ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin'
Jasper and Ted share police stories. Ted talks wild weather and lockdown fires. The pointless and stupid billionaire space race comes up as does Alexa. Jasper also pays tribute to Max S. Porter who left us a year ago.
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Outro track: Max S. Porter - River Faustian
Ted and Jasper welcome Al Bates (Take A Look Around podcast) to their trans-pacific church of Mel. We talk Cosby, grunge, Morrissey, Jimmy Savile and the pandemic pedos telling us what to do.
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Outro track: Chris Cornell ft Timbaland - Part of Me**
Jasper is in day five of a lockdown while Ted is about to cop a monsoon. Val Kilmer and Wesley Snipes make an appearance. Jasper breaks down the Friendlyjordies situation and Ted suggests that we may already be living under fascism.
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Outro track: Rotting Christ - Ἐλθὲ Κύριε-(Elthe Kyrie)
Jasper and Ted talk lockdowns and whacky pandemic precautions, discuss the, uh, cancellations of both Billie Eilish and John McAfee and ask whether or not Fang's boss should know if he's got an erection or not.
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Outro track: The Loving Tongue - Lady In Black