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Chris Johnson
Weekly commentaries by Perry, Georgia-based Southern humorist Chris Johnson. You can see more of his work and order books at kudzukid.com.
Among the many things stars should learn from Loretta Lynn is to never forget where you came from. It keeps you humble, and a lot of today's stars sure could use some humility.
If you think drag queen story hour indoctrinates kids, I suspect you're probably OK with other forms of indoctrination.
A new kind of store for ya — one that tells you what they are REALLY selling. By the way, if there's anything that offends you in this post — and there's a 93 percent chance of that — please visit our customer service desk so they can laugh at you.
Maybe spending a personal record $25 to run my truck through the car wash was not the best use of my money.
When it comes to being a granddad — or a "Pop" in my case — I'm pretty good at it. But not for the reasons you might think.
We all love getting days off around holidays, but most Americans has lost interest in what many holidays are supposed to be about.
Most folks in my neighborhood wave back when I wave. A few others do not. They're examples of the decline of polite obligations in American society.
Pitching my new Spider-Man series to Disney+ with Scott Baio starring as the superhero facing new issues as he turns 60. I've already written the first eight episodes.
I think my wife has found a sneaky new way to keep me away from restaurants that serve deliciously greasy food — and it involves music. At least, that's my new conspiracy theory, much like my fellow fat boy conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
Anybody else have Bill Conti on their workout playlist? I always have and always will, but Bill and I ran into a problem at the gym recently. It was a Rocky road for a few hours.
A lot has changed since my wild teenage days on the Gulf Coast, but I'm still rockin' nonetheless.
Jimmy Buffett has made the claim that he wrote the song "Margaritaville" with Elvis in mind. Sounds like a semi-true story to me.