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I had a job interview for a new job as opposed to a job interview for an old job. But the boss asked me why did you leave your last job? I said, well, relocation, the company relocated and didn't tell me where.

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you know, I have a dog and she's getting older now, so we have to give her medicine quite a bit, you know, and quite a lot of medicine. But have you ever tried to give your dog medicine? Oh my God, talk about the hardest thing to do in the world. This is like next to impossible, you can put whatever you want on that stuff and she's gonna eat whatever you put it on it, put on it and she's gonna spit out the pill every time it happens it it doesn't matter what you do, you can put peanut butter on it, you can put it in sausage, it doesn't matter. She's gonna spit out that pill Except for one pill, they will always beg to get their heartworm bill. So why can't they just make all dogs medicine tastes like the heart warm pearl heartworm pill. I never understood this. Why can't they just make it all taste the same? Just like that one that they make for heartworm?

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I was watching the game on Tv yesterday. They had a commercial for a Nissan Rogue. I'm sure you've probably seen it. It's the one where the car jumps up a hill and lands on top of a train. Do you believe there's actually a disclaimer on the bottom of the screen that says do not attempt fantasy But that's not enough. There has to be a 2nd 1/2 later that says cars cannot ride on top of trains. So I started thinking of other products that needed some warning labels. You know like jewelry store commercials for instance on the bottom of the screen for engagement rings. I think it should say warning use of this product will cause you to lose your sanity, your hair and your friends.

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