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A dating and relationship horror story podcast hosted by comedians Nina Tarr and Liam Cullagh. Each episode features a different broad, AKA female guest, who does their best to steer Liam away from the embarrassing mistakes he (and most men) make by sharing their own strange encounters with the male species.
Today we are joined by writer and comedian Jamie Lee and actor and comedian Carmen Christopher! We finally answer the age old question, what’s the difference between mansplaining or regular explaining? Arguments in relationships and how to mitigate them. We get deep in this one y’all so get your notepads out cause you’re gonna wanna write this down… I think.
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00:00 Intro
01:02 Bad Hygiene
05:33 Cologne
08:17 Bad Breath
14:16 Manscaped or bush?
18:15 Mansplaining vs Explaining
23:10 Jamie’s Husband is in CIA
27:56 9/11 Was Not a Hoax
31:35 Leaning too much on your partner
37:14 Arguing in relationships
42:09 Love has to be conditional
45:49 Learning you are the toxic one
47:53 Learning to admit when you are wrong
55:19 Closing comments
Welcome to another hilarious episode of Girls on Guys featuring comedians Jon Gomora and Logan Gentzelman. Cliffs notes: wacking off while driving is a freeing experience. Also, Jon confesses his struggle with dating someone bad at kissing. Enjoy babies!
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00:00 Intro
00:52 Can it Soda Stream?
03:20 Crying in Public
08:37 Confessing STDs
11:34 Self-pleasuring in public
16:05 Kicking someone out of your place
25:12 Guys with a poor sense of style
36:35 Size queens
38:59 Is height important?
44:04 Proper dating app communication
48:23 Being a people pleaser
54:30 Terrible kissers
59:07 Guys sliding in the DM
01:03:47 Closing comments
Today we are joined by hilarious comedians Jamel Johnson and Ashley Ray. We talk about Hugh Hefner's weirdest kink, bald men with veiny heads, and of course, hacking organizations run by Christian hackers. And naturally, we get into a heated debate about, you guessed it, what animal we'd bang. It's a long strange trip and you're gonna love it.
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00:00 Intro
01:22 Is it bad for women to message first on dating apps?
06:37 Raya guys
07:18 Bald guys and hats
11:44 Ashley is non-monogamous
19:46 Having affairs
22:50 Christian hackers
27:11 Hugh Hefner f-ed his dog??
29:03 General dog f-ing
33:44 Which animal would you…?
38:15 Progressive vs traditional dating norms
44:47 Should dudes pay for the first date?
56:35 My strange addiction
58:11 Complacency is unattractive
01:04:36 Closing comments
Today's episode features two incredible comics. Dan Donohue is a stand-up and host of the Danswers podcast. Harper-Rose Drummond is also a stand-up and is the co-host of the Tea Time Podcast (with Gabby Lamb). Topics range from Dan peeing on someone to Harper spitting semen into a man's belly. Stimulating stuff here folks! Enjoy!
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00:00 Intro
01:52 Lou Reed was a jerk
03:54 Mark Wahlberg wakes up at 3am
12:08 Questions/c*m eating
16:56 Nina is anti Diva Cups
19:06 Harper discovering she is gay
23:04 Dating boring people
30:41 The war on small talk
36:49 Does first time with someone need to be great?
42:53 Dan pees
45:54 LA producer & James Franco
48:49 Does death make you h*rny?
53:29 Situationships/IG
01:00:39 Best s*x music
01:10:15 Closing comments
Today's episode features our first-ever couple as guests! Comedians, co-hosts of the Great Hang Podcast, and live-in bedfellows, Myka Fox and Tim Mclaughlin join Nina to work out the kinks of their relationship. Topics include Tim's poor sexual prowess, Narcolepsy, terrible exes, and Myka's secret fetish. Enjoy!
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00:00 Intro
02:17 Relationship check-in
06:07 Dating a fellow comedian
06:53 Tim always gets broken up with
09:13 Motorcycle guys
10:24 Nina’s Narcolepsy date
14:00 Midwest rule followers
16:38 How to approach women
26:03 Hunter Biden
27:04 Does size matter?
30:00 Tim finishes too quick
31:21 Tim’s body count
34:29 Circumcision vs uncut
38:43 Favorite fetishes
42:33 Weirdest places masturbated
46:11 Going “open”
57:05 Last remarks
Today’s episode features the very funny Corinne Fisher, stand-up comedian and host of Guys We Fcked, and the hilarious, Ryan Long, stand-up comedian and podcaster. We ask what’s dumber: monogamy or non-monogamy? We discuss the best and worst pickup lines, women paying for men, being loud in the bedroom, and, of course, swallowing etiquette. Corinne’s type is a silver fox or a newborn fox. Nina believes that men aren’t clever enough to get away with cheating. And I’ll Ryan has wanted to be cheated on so he doesn’t have to break up with someone. Lastly, Nina and Corinne torture Ryan with what they believe to be the definition of love.
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(00:00) Intro
(02:35) Funny Women
(08:41) Negotiables in Dating
(12:03) Cheating
(14:13) Breakups
(16:31) Monogamy vs. Nonmonogamy
(20:38) Oral Sex
(23:09) Confidence is Hot
(26:56) McDonald’s
(29:30) Dating Rich Guys
(33:44) Creepy DMs
(37:22) Pickup Lines
(43:08) Where to C*m
(55:32) What is Love?
Today we got comedian and actress Jenny Yang as well as stand-up comedian, Mike Menendez. We talk about our insatiable childhood crushes, being a late bloomer and the concept of “waiting for someone special.” We agree that being book smart is overrated and as hard as it might be to accept, you should really trust your friends’ opinions on your partner. We discuss the importance of being a good listener. Dating someone that is complementary versus similar. Jenny met her fiance on Hinge. Mike learned how to flirt a la George Clooney. And, Nina is a beautiful woman who is unfortunately haunted by the voice of an Italian auto mechanic.
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(00:00) Intro
(09:14) How Childhood Affects Relationships
(11:45) Nina’s Impressions
(15:42) Guide for Having Sex For the First Time
(22:45) Losing Virginity
(22:47) How to be a Good Flirt
(33:31) Smart but Boring
(40:28) Mike’s Type
(45:02) Love Languages
(48:38) Why Women Leave After 3 Months
(53:37) Knowing What Makes You Happy
(01:00:02) On and Off
A very hungover Nina is joined by stand up comedians and actors Chanel Ali and Dave Merheje. They share tales of revenge sex and encounters with hate f*cking. Nina fills us in with the erotic novel of the century, Trump Tower… that’s right folks. Dave delights us with a story of begging an ex to take Plan B. Chanel teaches us what music is appropriate and inappropriate in the bedroom. We ask some hard hitting questions, like would you convert to a religion for someone you’re dating? How in the hell do Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny communicate with one another? And if Nina is so sick of being accused of being Italian, why does she talk like James Gandolfini with female parts?
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(00:00) Intro
(01:58) 23andMe
(05:05) Iranians
(07:15) Bergdorf
(09:04) Donald Trump's Erotic Novel
(11:28) F*cking in the Trump Tower
(12:33) Hooking up with Bad People
(14:00) A Discourse on Racism
(16:45) Hate F*cking
(22:35) Ghosting
(26:44) Cultural Differences in Sex/Dating
(28:20) Music During Sex
(30:40) Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner
(31:41) Religious Barriers
(34:07) Weirdest Place to Masturbate
(37:32) Horny in Public
Today’s episode we got comedians and musicians Nick Thune and Lizzy Cooperman. We discuss complacency in dating, sobriety and romance, how pride destroys intimacy and how sarcasm can be used as a weapon in a relationship. Nick explains why he won’t ogle or comment upon women. We ask whether or not relationship-phobia limits spiritual and emotional growth and attempt to answer a listener’s question regarding cheating on a partner and whether or not to tell them. Lizzy shares her musings on love languages, PDA and the concept of being a yin versus a yang. It’s a pretty thoughtful episode y’all, but as we often do, there’s also a lot of jokes and Nina can’t help but do some sort of voice. Enjoy!
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(00:00) Intro
(01:26) Flowers
(02:32) Farting in Front of your Partner
(05:16) Manipulation in Relationships
(12:19) Guys' IG Comments
(16:40) I Cheated... What Do I Do?
(26:30) Forgiving a Cheater
(30:52) Is Flirting Cheating?
(37:20) Giving to Get
(42:10) The Mystery of a LTR
(42:56) Yin or Yang
(54:20) Love Languages
(56:40) PDA
(1:00:21) Commitment-phobic
Today’s episode we got comedians and musicians Nick Thune and Lizzy Cooperman. We discuss complacency in dating, sobriety and romance, how pride destroys intimacy and how sarcasm can be used as a weapon in a relationship. Nick explains why he won’t ogle or comment upon women. We ask whether or not relationship-phobia limits spiritual and emotional growth and attempt to answer a listener’s question regarding cheating on a partner and whether or not to tell them. Lizzy shares her musings on love languages, PDA and the concept of being a yin versus a yang. It’s a pretty thoughtful episode y’all, but as we often do, there’s also a lot of jokes and Nina can’t help but do some sort of voice. Enjoy!
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(00:00) Intro
(05:46) Flowers
(06:52) Farting in Front of your Partner
(09:36) Manipulation in Relationships
(16:39) Guys' IG Comments
(20:59) I Cheated... What Do I Do?
(30:50) Forgiving a Cheater
(35:11) Is Flirting Cheating?
(41:40) Giving to Get
(45:38) The Mystery of a LTR
(49:07) Yin or Yang
(57:33) Love Languages
(59:53) PDA
(1:03:54) Commitment-phobic
Today’s episode is a wild ride. We are joined by hilarious stand-up comedian, Ian Fidance, and Kristine Barilli, DJ, music curator, and New York City Legend. We talk about fake orgasms, edging and the rigidity of male sexuality. Kristine shares the worst date she’s ever been on and it involves a health food store employee, Princess Diana, anal warts and reptilian overlords. Ian shares the complications of being bisexual while being heteroromantic. And is OnlyFans the new Nigeria email scam? You tell us.
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(00:00) Intro
(01:43) Geriatric Millennials
(03:36) OnlyFans
(05:28) Taylor Swift
(06:41) Going Commando
(08:26) Speech Impediments
(09:31) Faking Orgasms
(10:52) Worst Dating Experience
(16:17) Dates vs. Hookups
(21:42) Tinder
(24:21) Why Older Men Like Girls in their 20s
(25:44) How to Date When You're Busy
(29:28) Intimidating Women Don't Get Hit On
(31:15) Shutting Down Bad Conversation
(38:05) Heteroromantic
(39:07) Poloygamy
(42:33) Complexity of Bisexuality
(47:45) Margaritaville
(49:58) Queefs
(57:03) Friends Before Dating?
Today’s episode features hilarious stand-up comedians and self-proclaimed “very single” Steph Tolev and Greg Barris. From decoding fake flirting to mastering the art of letting someone down gently, we're diving into the crazy world of modern dating. The do's and don'ts of sending a d*ck pic and what we’ll do with the unsolicited ones. We share tactics for online dating, meeting people in person versus the apps and the deception of love bombing. Buckle in babies cause it’s a rollercoaster of funny insights.
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(00:00) Intro
(02:46) Steph's Horrible Bumble Date
(06:30) Rejection
(08:58) Greg Got Friend Zoned
(11:44) Is it Hard to Trust Women?
(18:04) Fans
(19:17) Gorgeous... But Stupid
(20:55) Questions
(21:06) Eating A**
(24:44) D*ck Pics
(29:55) Knowing When to Let Go
(34:07) Being on your A Game
(37:59) Pre-Date Phone Calls
(42:29) Trader Joe's Employees
(45:19) Nina's Love Life
(49:10) When Men Come on Strong
Today’s episode features comedian Joe DeRosa and Krystyna Hutchinson, comedian and co-host of Guys We F*cked podcast. We get into some hard hitting questions like, can you actually be friends with your ex? Does familiarity ruin sex in long term relationships? Are dating apps just fast food dating? And of course, how do you politely ask for anal? We discuss aging and dating, commitment phobia, dating people in different professional fields, dirty talk - hot or not? Krystyna asked out Jonah Hill a few years ago. Joe got ghosted by a relationship counselor. And Krystyna and Nina are surprised that Joe has never been screamed at by a woman.
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(00:00) Intro
(00:15) Aging
(01:59) Meet the Guests
(4:48) Trauma Makes You Funny
(08:28) Jonah Hill
(09:48) When Things Don't Work Out
(14:09) Artists Dating Artists
(17:23) Stop Trying to Be Funny
(19:30) Being Entertained in a Relationship
(20:59) Putting on Voices
(22:49) Friends with Exes
(30:13) Worst Date
(38:45) Ghosted by Relationship Counselor
(43:39) Dating Apps
(47:01) Asking for Anal
(55:22) Dirty Talk
(56:42) Call Me Daddy
Today’s episode features stand-up comedian Neel Nanda and sex worker, writer and actress Bree Essrig. We discuss post nut clarity, pheromones, role play, pegging, dominant girls, foot fetishes and more. Whether or not vibrators outsource pleasure in the bedroom or just positively enhance it. Bree shares the strangest request she ever got from a client on OnlyFans. We learn Nina is actually vanilla… but don’t worry she's still a slut, just a romantic one.
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(00:00) Intro
(01:15) Post Nut Clarity
(02:59) Porn Categories
(06:47) Vibrators in the Bedroom
(08:28) Neel's Savior Michelle
(14:24) Vibrators Pt. 2
(22:48) Dominant Girls and Roleplay
(29:26) Fetish-Based Sex Work
(30:18) Body Hair and Pheromones
(34:30) Sh*t in a Box
(36:31) Foot Fetish
(48:09) She Put a Hair Tie Around My...
(57:45) Bent D*cks
We are back baby! That’s right, first episode of season two. Nina is joined by comedians Fumi Abe and Aisha Alfa. We have a thoughtful discussion about cuckolding, why fit dudes want squishy girls, dating someone with depression. Fumi talks about his long-term open relationship, how communication is key and why there are more rules in a non-monogamous relationship than a monogamous one. Aisha wishes her husband was uglier. We find out that Nina might be a predator. And why being goofy in the bedroom is illegal.
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(00:00) Intro
(03:38) Gen Z Terms
(08:22) Pubic Hair
(16:52) Cuckholding
(20:34) Open Relationships
(39:33) Dating With Depression
(58:30) Sex Parties
We are joined by stand up comedian and actress Savannah DesOrmeaux at SXSW! Savannah gives us some insight about growing up in Louisiana, navigating a long-term relationship at a young age and the ins and outs of hook up culture in both NYC and abroad. We all share our most intense, terrifying and, somehow also hilarious, psychedelic experiences. And why we’d rather skip parenthood and go straight into being grandparents. Plus we tackle the age-old question of how to tell when a girl is genuinely flirting with you versus simply being friendly.
(00:00) Intro
(03:32) - Nina will only get married if she can get divorced
(05:30) - Dating guys at NYU
(07:54) - Growing up in the South
(10:27) - When you turn Atheism into a religion
(13:09) - Stoned Ape Theory
(16:38) - Liam’s worst trip ever
(19:20) - Nina took LSD at a Super Villain's Lair
(28:40) - Spectating a MMA fight on psychedelics
(30:32) - Whatever you do in the back of an Uber is not the weirdest thing they’ve seen
(31:50) - How do you know when a girl is just being nice versus flirting with you?
(35:53) - Guys with “girlfriend energy”
(37:40) - First Orgasms
(43:04) - Dudes who satisfy a woman as a power move
(45:55) - What's the best meal you’ve ever had?
Today’s episode features stand-up comedian and fellow Bostonian, Janelle Draper. She shares her insights on dating with large age gaps, as well as swiping on dating apps with her mom. How to handle your partner’s success without being resentful. Nina might be a witch who hexes people. The healing power of depressing music. Thoughts on reading your partner’s diary. And we ask, how do you tactfully ask a friend to have a threesome?
(00:00) Intro
(04:10) - Swiping on dating apps with your mom
(5:03) - Having negative patience for your parents
(08:33) - That deserves a slap
(14:47) - Heckled in Boston
(17:39) - Nina might be a witch who hexes people
(18:50) - Janelle does a sex education/comedy show with her sister who is a midwife
(21:17) - How do you tactfully ask a friend to have a threesome?
(27:27) - Liam turns into a pink boy when he’s embarrassed
(30:20) - Dating a younger man
(32:25) - Intimidated by your partner’s success
(33:32) - Covert hostility
(36:10) - Big age differences
(37:04) - Getting mistaken for getting younger
(38:10) - The wage gap
(41:15) - Living in the present
(46:02) - Listening to depressing music
(49:49) - Liam learns what Gwar is
(52:01) - Liam confesses his love for Sheryl Crow
(57:20) - Reading your partner’s diary
(1:00:20) - Self harming by snooping
Join us in this exciting episode as we chat with the multi-talented Bridey Elliott, who is a director, actress, and writer. Discover her latest film, Mirror Party, which premiered at Sundance, as we delve into the themes of self-discovery through romantic relationships. We also indulge in some lighthearted conspiracy theories, including whether the Kardashians use Photoshop on their children's photos. Is it acceptable to judge your partner based on their friends? We debate this topic. Additionally, we explore the topic of shame and its potential benefits. Liam and Nina share their opinions on PDA and widowhood, respectively, while Bridey entertains us with her amusing Ayahuasca journey.
(00:00) Intro
(07:20) Zero tolerance policy on PDA
(08:05) Liam learns what a menstrual hut is
(11:20) Bringing back shame
(14:27) Do the Kardashians photoshop their children?
(22:20) Practicing a break up conversation
(24:10) Trauma troll
(28:20) Destined to be a widow
(29:05) Taco Bell Queen
(33:40) A meet-cute ensconced in fear
(36:32) The decline of male friendships
(50:19) Judging people based on shoes
(1:00:06) Catalina Island is way too trippy
(1:05:20) Microdosing with the fam
(1:08:01) Worst trip I ever had
(1:10:14) Ayahuasca
(1:16:50) Dreams with great production value
We are joined by the wonderfully hilarious Megan Gailey, comedian, writer and brand spanking new mom. We talk about the real American Dream: going from hoe to housewife. How no one on instagram cares about your baby. Liam reveals he would be down to be a surrogate mother. Megan and Nina secretly love being catcalled. The realness of Postpartum depression. And we learn that Liam was way too good of a liar as a kid and perhaps a haunted paranormal child ghost? And we try to get to the bottom of whether or not women are deeply paranoid of being in harm’s way or is it actually women’s intuition that they should listen to?
(00:00) - Intro
(5:35) - When someone won’t let you break up with them
(7:40) - Geriatric pregnancy
(9:45) - Liam would be a surrogate
(11:30) - Megan and Nina secretly love being catcalled
(15:18) - What we didn’t know about being pregnant…
(30:45) - Liam was a very spooky child
(39:17) - Megan got Fentanyl at the hospital
(43:01) - The fear of twins
Join us for an exciting episode featuring Diego Garijo, a renowned artist and former MMA fighter, as his drag persona Lola Pistola. We discuss Diego's journey from crashing motorcycles to being a straight-A student at UC Berkeley pursuing mechanical engineering, only to be drawn into the world of professional cage fighting. After leaving fighting due to severe injuries, Diego discovered his passion for painting, sculpting, and tattoo artistry, eventually leading to the creation of Lola Pistola. Discover what it's like being a father of three with a complex lifestyle and listen in as Lola hits on Liam. This unconventional episode is not to be missed!
(3:30) - The Truman Show
(5:00) - Seeing the apocalypse
(9:15) - Passing out from deadlifting
(11:50) - Why Diego became a fighter
(17:00) - Diego had to choke out a woman
(22:54) - Lola, once again, hits on Liam
(27:00) - Diego’s retina detached?!?
(30:36) - Memorizing the eye test
(32:40) - What got Diego to transform into Lola?
(35:00) - Diego/Lola’s art career
(38:12) - Naming your daughter after an adult film star
(38:50) - Disneyland on mushrooms
(39:54) - Psychedelic tripping as a family
(43:13) - Liam learns about zoophilia
(45:06) - Diego/Lola’s tattoos
(49:48) - The story of the Unabomber aka Ted Kaczynski
(54:34) - MadTV era
(57:55) - Another epic Mötley Crüe story
(1:00:47) - Diego’s touching parting message
Join us as we delve into the world of teenage deceit with comedian Luisa Lange. From hiding hickeys to covering up near-death experiences, we discuss it all. Luisa shares her wildest date experience that will leave you in awe. We also debate the best and worst holidays, with Halloween reigning supreme. Confrontation is Luisa's biggest fear, while Nina struggles with how she's perceived. Liam gives valuable advice on social survival for men. And finally, we explore the age-old question: are men intimidated by dating female comedians?
(00:00) - Intro
(06:00) - Angry drunks
(11:00) - Teenager Lies
(13:15) - Liam almost died
(20:10) - DARE program & war on drugs
(31:45) - Worst dates
(39:23) - Healthy relationship dynamics
(51:15) - Tactics for social survival
(53:20) - Not letting your ego overcome you
(54:15) - Being afraid of confrontation
(59:08) - Subverting expectations
Our latest episode features the remarkable Hannah Roeschlein, as we explore her inspiring journey of self-discovery and resilience. Join us as we delve into her experiences as a daughter of a Pentecostal preacher and how she reframed religion as an adult, her struggles with being a late bloomer and running from the law, and her compelling story of being stuck in gen pop jail and being protected by a female contractor killer. Hannah also shares her triumphant story of overcoming rock bottom moments and achieving sobriety. Liam discovers "Dear God, it's me Margaret" and other intriguing insights, while Nina and Liam attempt to speak in tongues. Don't miss out on this eye-opening and emotional episode!
(00:00) - Intro
(02:30) - Celebrity accidental overdoses
(07:30) - Avoiding adult responsibilities
(11:00) - Growing up religious
(13:00) - Re-approaching and re-framing religion as an adult
(17:15) - Conversion camps & “praying the gay away”
(20:15) - Liam learns about "Dear God it’s me Margaret"
(24:00) - Fake speaking in tongues at church
(32:00) - Late bloomers
(34:00) - Quitting drinking
(35:00) - Running from the law
(38:00) - Getting stuck in gen pop jail
(41:00) - Protected by a contractor killer
(45:00) - Rock bottom moments
(48:00) - Getting sober
Comedian, actress, writer and self-proclaimed “tall blonde Jew from the woods” Gabby Bryan, joins the pod. We discuss her affinity for men with gold teeth, how no one believes she’s bi and the wretched horror of getting mistaken for someone’s mom. We learn what Liam’s diet consists of. What we think about people who date someone that looks similar to them. And we discuss nepo babies, sapiosexuals and heteroromantics.
(00:00) - Intro
(01:15) - Gabby has dated MULTIPLE men with gold teeth
(03:00) - What Liam’s diet consists of
(07:00) - Being tall is overrated
(09:30) - No one believes Gabby is bi
(16:00) - We absolutely love resentment
(23:00) - Bon Jovi?!?!?!
(30:15) - Liam learns what “camp” is
(32:00) - Why Madonna? Why?
(33:40) - Test tube babies
(35:15) - Having a twin brother
(40:15) - Dating someone that looks like you
(42:50) - The horror of getting mistaken for somebody's mom
(50:00) - Nepo babies
Today’s guest is Claire Parker, comedian and host of Celebrity Memoir Book Club. We talk about the pros and cons of living with a partner, men that love gaming, the shadiness of dating within the same circle. All girls schools and all boys schools. Misnomers about engagement rings and the fallacy of the diamond industry. How funny women have been perceived throughout history. Why does it feel like rich people can live forever? And a question women have been pondering for centuries, what are male friendships are predicated on?
We are joined by Isabel Hagen who is a classically trained viola player turned successful stand-up comedian. We discuss the difference between being polite vs. being nice, how talking smack is everyone’s favorite pastime. Hinged and unhinged dating apps. Star crossed lovers: finance bros and weirdo art girls. Nina reminisces about almost having a romantic escapade with Fred Durst. Isabel regales us on what it was like growing up in downtown Manhattan. How do you break the ice and make the first move as a woman? And once again, Nina has spy energy.
Actress and stand up comedian Sienna Hubert-Ross joins the pod to talk about coming out when she was 13, only dating women until she was 22, then trying her run at heterosexuality. The dos and don’ts of tattoos and jewelry on men. How antidepressants affect dating and drive. Women with daddy issues versus men with mommy issues. Master manipulators. The alchemy of female climax. The genesis story of Nina and Liam’s friendship. Inside baseball but with stand up comedy. And the age old female question - how old do I look?
Our guest Ksenia explains the difference between American men and Russian men, how she left a very small rural town in Russia and came to the US and what comedy is like in Russia. Liam learns way too much about UTIs, BV and yeast infections and Nina wonders, honestly, do men like funny women?
Tori regales us with a tale about hooking up with a guy named DJ CougarSkin… yikes. We talk about the manic-pixie dream girl illusion and dating for stability or dating for passion. How to compliment women and avoid giving a backhanded compliment. The things we put up with for hot people. What's the protocol for dating multiple people at once? Does negging work? Are men “stupid intuitive”? Are women confidently bad drivers?
Amber Nelson joins us to discuss celibacy, annoying stuff couples do and how to tactfully ask to hold someone’s baby. Amber shares what it was like to be homeless in LA after a breakup, being raised Southern Baptist and how she feels about men who use emojis.
Ketra Long joins the episode and we discuss how to tell if a guy is fantasizing about you, doing drugs in high school, and Ketra being a breast cancer survivor. Nina’s grandmother was in jail and her father was born in a prison nursery, and once again we talk about STDs…. A lot.
We discuss what it would be like to date a religious person. What do you do if you hate your partner’s friends? Jamie dated a guy in the military. Turns out Nina is a highly castable witch. And Liam learns about the Bechdel Test.
Amy talks about the complications of being a comedian and a college professor. Age differences and power dynamics while dating. The facade of the “bad boy.” Bonding with someone about what you both hate. And how long should you date until you get engaged?
We talk the pros and cons of hooking up with a muscle man, parasocial relationships and stalking, and whether or not time heals all wounds. How to not stay angry… asking for a friend. And Subhah explains the ins and outs of arranged marriages.
Paige tries to explain Reki to Liam… it doesn't take. Is Leonardo DiCaprio happy? 69ing is a scam created by the government. Turns out we’re slightly autistic, Nina ruins a nice moment, Paige likes “scum bros” and Liam learns a lot about happiness.
We discuss whether or not media and culture shape what we find to be attractive.
The hot person curse. Be careful with the “cool guy.” Does height matter? What the term “dating” actually means. We discover that Alison is bro-choice. Once again Nina knows nothing about sports. And Liam is finally coming to terms with the fact that he’s a ginger.
Meg discusses her nude leak, her family’s reactions to her lifestyle, her crazy fans, the worst pickup line she ever heard and the immeasurable beauty of the female anatomy.
What is the commercial value of your socks? When is it appropriate to fight for your girl? The politics of strip clubs, catcalling, and age differences. Liam unknowingly went to a gay bar in Austin Texas.
We share advice on how to keep your love life fresh. How to cope after you get out of a long term relationship. One night stand etiquette. Nina took acid at Criss Angel’s Vegas show. Natalie got hit by a motorcycle and that didn’t stop her from acrobatic sex. We share our near death experiences and Natalie gives a tutorial on how to get banged in a handstand.
We discuss love bombing, throuples, and bad breath. How to avoid red flags, establish boundaries and compromise. Nina and Fizaa talk about their complicated feelings on being objectified. Where’s the line when it comes to breastfeeding pics. And once again, Liam’s earlobes.
We discuss the pitfalls of cuddling and how to fall asleep when you’re alone after a relationship. Best scenarios and spots for a first date. How making fun of people is our love language. Nina went on a date with a gun nut and that wasn’t the scary part. And dudes, serious question, have you ever cleaned your place?
We talk long distance relationships. Where you can find emotionally available people. How to know when you’re over-reacting. The Madonna–whore complex and it’s follies. And having a positive attitude toward menstruation butttttt there’s DEFINITELY a line.
We discuss our biggest insecurities. When a man is louder than a woman in the bedroom. Why it’s hard for men to compliment women. And Nina hooking up with a questionably housed man in the 9th ward of New Orleans.
We discuss Teresa’s unique OnlyFans content. Humankind’s most dangerous relationship the “open” relationship. How it feels to get cheated on and how to bounce back from heartbreak.
In this episode we answer some of humanity’s most potent questions. Is ghosting a necessary evil in this dating climate? Can you approach girls at the gym? What is bread crumbing? And of course, how do you tactfully explain a small penis?
We discuss the definition of a toxic relationship and how to get out of one, how to date when you have mental health issues, experimenting with crystal meth, lying about your political beliefs to get laid, and how to keep someone interested in a relationship.
We discuss if you can date alcoholics, the times when kink shaming is okay, cyberbullying, getting “the talk” as a kid, and pooping in front of your lover and when horniness eclipses dignity.
Liam actually makes some good decisions for once. Nina and Daniella reminisce about their wild early 2000s high school experiences. We discuss the difference between playful jealousy versus toxic jealousy, dating app disparities and if someone you’re dating is friends with their ex, is that sign of emotional maturity or a potential red flag? And how do you cope with your partner’s annoying habits?
This one’s in front of a live audience! Hannah and Nina roast Liam and try to get him laid. And how long you should wait to text after getting their number.
Genie talks about how she went from being a sugar baby to an OnlyFans queen bee. How she found comradery in a New York City Women’s jail while she was detained. And explains to Nina and Liam the real meaning of “supporting the troops” while she was a server at Buffalo Wild Wings in Alabama.
Does music “set the mood” for hooking up or is it an unpredictable roll of the dice? Christine delves into the weather or not you should ask out a friend. And we discuss the question as old as time: looks or personality? And why playing an acoustic guitar will never get you laid.
Liam fishes for compliments from Delaney. Nina believes that a sleeping fart is your body’s egregious betrayal. Delaney eloquently uncovers the psychology of cheating and whether or not it’s okay to check someone else out when you’re in a relationship?
Blair Socci would rather be a man, Liam encounters a serial killer and Nina is possibly an Israeli counter terrorist.
Jade teaches Liam how to make a woman cum. Nina isn’t an executive lesbian… but she dabbles. We also discuss float tanks, psychedelics and family annihilators.
Ali Mac hates “pick me guys”, Nina explains how to trap a man and Liam opens up about his biggest insecurity.
A dating and relationship horror stories podcast hosted by comedians Nina Tarr and Liam Cullagh. Each episode features a different broad aka female guest, who does their best to steer Liam away from the embarrassing mistakes him (and most men) make by sharing their own strange encounters with the male species.
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