Harry Potter and the Tale of the Very Old Dog

Here are the things you need to know:

• My name is Will. I have a wife named Anne and two friends named Joseph and Erica.
• One day, I made an off-handed comment about Erica's dog (named Brick). She responded by saying "ok, I want a full-blown origin story for Brick now!"
• Brick is a pug. He is old and super ugly and barely holding it together as a dog. He hates birds. He hates horses. He habitually slams his face into any dog bed he can get his paws on. He is very loved.

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