I'm going to be a YouTube Megastar: Recent Episodes

Steve Woodmore

In March 2020 the Covid-19 pandemic forced me to give up work and become virtual prisoner in my own home. I needed to work so I came up with a plan to become a YouTube megastar This is that journey which I am doing whilst fighting an incurable cancer, follicular lymphoma and an incurable debilitating lung disease, bronchiectasis. In 1990 I broke the world record for "World's Fastest Talker" a record I still hold to this day. https://linktr.ee/swoody

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The Woody Talk show broadcasting from London UK.

3 old farts talking about anything and everything except that. Some topics covered this episode are

  • World Cup Football

  • Steve Health & Hospital Update

  • Thrush / Candida

  • Frozen Ponds

  • Deliveries

  • Polystyrene

  • Nando’s

  • Colonoscopy

  • YouTube Streams

  • Hospitals

  • Baths V Showers

  • Sneaky Kebab Man

  • Hot Kebab Cam Action

  • Mukbang

  • Mindful Eating

  • Snow Gritters

  • General Strikes

  • Prime Minister’s Questions

  • Delusional Buyers

  • Kids Drowned in Freezing Pond

  • Techy Stuff

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The Woody Talk show broadcasting from London UK.

3 old farts talking about anything and everything except that. Some topics covered this episode are 

  • World Cup Football

  • Steve Health & Hospital Update

  • Thrush / Candida

  • Frozen Ponds

  • Deliveries

  • Polystyrene

  • Nando’s

  • Colonoscopy

  • YouTube Streams

  • Hospitals

  • Baths V Showers

  • Sneaky Kebab Man

  • Hot Kebab Cam Action

  • Mukbang

  • Mindful Eating

  • Snow Gritters

  • General Strikes

  • Prime Minister’s Questions

  • Delusional Buyers

  • Kids Drowned in Freezing Pond

  • Techy Stuff

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Taken from our Twitch Stream 3 Dec 2022

A truly unique talk show broadcast from London UK with 3 old farts talking about anything, except that.

This episode we talk about

  • Steve Cancer Update

  • Depression

  • World Cup

  • Tranquillisers & Chemo

  • Head of Police Watchdog Resigned

  • Alcohol

  • December and S.A.D.

  • The Woody Show Christmas Party – TO BE ANNOUNCED

  • Bohemian Rhapsody Bad Singing

  • The Bangles

  • Xmas Eve

  • Welsh

  • Karaoke

  • Favourite Music

  • Strep A

  • Wild Predatory Animals & Insects in UK

  • Seagulls

  • PELE

  • More World Cup

  • Poetry Readings

  • Fake 999 / Emergency Calls

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Taken from our Twitch Stream 30 Nov 2022

A truly unique talk show broadcast from London UK with 3 old farts talking about anything, except that.

This episode we talk about

  • Scotland & St Andrews Day

  • England beat Wales

  • Roadkill

  • Qatar, Women, and all-female referee team

  • Women as Property

  • Bucket Hats

  • Men taking their shirts off in public

  • Body Image & Improvements

  • Unwanted Male Attention

  • Christine McVie & Fleetwood Mac

  • Kos too expensive for disabled people

  • Manchester Xmas Market

  • £18 for two hot chocolates!

  • Sausage eating

  • Air Fryers & Slow Cookers

  • Weight Gain on Chemo

  • Cancer & Delaying Diagnosis

  • Qatar Slaves

And lots more

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Our Twitch stream 28 nov 2022  originally a 3 hour stream broken down into 3 one hour chunks

An audience driven "talkshow" hosted in London UK by 3 old farts who will talk about anything and everything, except that.

The whole 3 hours contains talk about

  • Auditions & Showreels

  • Da Vinci Tutorial NEW ONE RELEASED TODAY

  • No But Yeah But No But

  • Spotify Podcasts

  • Steve’s Battery

  • China’s Covid Protests

  • Woody Postcard

  • Russia?

  • Matt Hancock I’m a Celebrity

  • World Cup Pitch Invasion

  • Musk v Apple

  • Bluetooth Hearing Aids

  • Special Guest – ALEX!

  • Pastries

  • Sand

  • Most Dangerous Animal in Britain?

  • Toxic Waste

  • Gallbladder

  • Wales

  • Cannabis

  • Why do we enjoy streaming?

And lots more.

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Our Twitch stream 28 nov 2022  originally a 3 hour stream broken down into 3 one hour chunks

An audience driven "talkshow" hosted in London UK by 3 old farts who will talk about anything and everything, except that.

The whole 3 hours contains talk about

  • Auditions & Showreels

  • Da Vinci Tutorial NEW ONE RELEASED TODAY

  • No But Yeah But No But

  • Spotify Podcasts

  • Steve’s Battery

  • China’s Covid Protests

  • Woody Postcard

  • Russia?

  • Matt Hancock I’m a Celebrity

  • World Cup Pitch Invasion

  • Musk v Apple

  • Bluetooth Hearing Aids

  • Special Guest – ALEX!

  • Pastries

  • Sand

  • Most Dangerous Animal in Britain?

  • Toxic Waste

  • Gallbladder

  • Wales

  • Cannabis

  • Why do we enjoy streaming?

And lots more.

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Our Twitch stream 28 nov 2022  originally a 3 hour stream broken down into 3 one hour chunks

An audience driven "talkshow" hosted in London UK by 3 old farts who will talk about anything and everything, except that.

The whole 3 hours contains talk about

  • Auditions & Showreels

  • Da Vinci Tutorial NEW ONE RELEASED TODAY

  • No But Yeah But No But

  • Spotify Podcasts

  • Steve’s Battery

  • China’s Covid Protests

  • Woody Postcard

  • Russia?

  • Matt Hancock I’m a Celebrity

  • World Cup Pitch Invasion

  • Musk v Apple

  • Bluetooth Hearing Aids

  • Special Guest – ALEX!

  • Pastries

  • Sand

  • Most Dangerous Animal in Britain?

  • Toxic Waste

  • Gallbladder

  • Wales

  • Cannabis

  • Why do we enjoy streaming?

And lots morfe.

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An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The 6th and final hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022

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An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The 5th hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022.

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An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The 4th hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022.

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An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The 3rd hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022.

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The audio from out 3x weekly Twitch livestream which can be found here The Woody Show

An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The 2nd hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022.  Irene Cara. Fame Flashdance. 

The menopause, sticky knickers, hormonal implant, Italian food, I like a nice sausage and filling. Coffee

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An audience driven chat show, 3 old farts talk about anything and everything, except that.

The audio from out 3x weekly Twitch livestream which can be found here The Woody Show

The 1st hour of a 6hr talk show we streamed sat 26th Nov 2022.

In this hour we discuss football, the world cup, Eddie Izzard, Sherlock Holmes & gender fluidity. Entertainers are tortured souls Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Jim Carey. Autistic children have superpowers. Male make up for video/TV. Anti-glare coating for glasses, Varifocal glasses, monovision contact lenses, children with squints.  Glasses, Varifocals, contact lenses, taking teeth out for Oral sex and more Worl cup.

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3 old farts chat about anything and everything.

Our show is audience driven

This episode is Football centric as the World cup is on.

We also discuss a recent case where a mother murdered a pedophile who abused her children.

Discussing of how to succeed on Twitch. and many other things

This podcast is the audio from our just chatting twitch show twitch.tv/thewoodysplace.

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Old people chatting about anything and everything

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Topics covered * Ask Us Anything (AMA) * Climate differences between North & South UK * ENGLAND WON! match analysis * New False Teeth * Has Britain really left Europe? * Great Britain, The British Isles, United Kingdom – what’s the difference anyway? * The “island” of Cornwall * Spooning? * Pineapple – yes or no? * Gammon & Ham are the same animal...?! * Steve went to Manchester * Tracey went a bit mad with her Starbucks order * Micky did Jaegerbombs! * Baths or Showers? * Micky’s pre-date prep advice * British BBQ Meats * Phil Collins * The Queen was called a colonist * Should you be allowed to eat Chinese food if you’re not using chopsticks? * Steve’s Korean Food Adventure * Extinction Rebellion * The Elasticity of Underwear * Twerking * Boris Johnson – will he make a comeback? * Random things to get banned on Facebook for * eBay chat board nostalgia * Tolerating other people – HOW? * UK Motorway Lanes – the main simple rules * Are we religious? Agnostic? Atheist? * Big Bang or Steady State? * “I think, therefore I am” * Red Dwarf (the TV comedy) * ONLY FOOLS & HORSES * The Reliant Robin – classic 3-wheeler vans from 70s/80s * Fawlty Towers’ banned episode * Dambusters will not be remade * “U527” and creative licence * Who did Facebook accuse Steve of impersonating? * Steve’s Health Update * Saliva Stones * Steroids (prescribed)

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chatting #talking #talkshow #chatshow Today's guests Tracey and Micky Proving old People can stream just as well as youngsters. We have no particular subject we chat about, we let the viewers decide.

This weeks subjects include

  • Ask Us Anything (AMA) * Cleavage * Tracey’s social media re-vamp * “Signal” – a CD by Andrew Turner * Virginia USA * “Two nations divided by a common language” – was it George Bernard Shaw? * UK’s next PM? Fishi Rishi or Liz “gentleman’s” Truss? * Covid rates * Are we the oldest streamers? * Film extra vs. supporting artiste? Plus rates of pay, what the job is like, & the (lack of) glamour of being one * What do we think about our lives & ourselves? * Steve’s cancer diagnosis & living his best life since * Messed up sleep patterns * Micky’s a miserable old bastard with bad dad jokes * Self image, & how we perceive ourselves * Decision making by animals, thinking of oneself in the third person, can animals do that? * Cats & dogs, and how pets can restrict you * Paranormal – do you believe in it? Plus our experiences (or not!) * The record breaking 40+ degree UK temperatures * “I can’t be arsed” – the origins of this very British phrase * Fave TV programmes * Bodie & Doyle or Regan & Carter? * Brexit * Scotland’s independence referendum * England’s women’s football team * American football is not football * Cricket is a big nope * Men’s Football World Cup in mid-season (Winter) * Summer vacation plans * Cockney Rhyming Slang * Tracey’s top – what colour is it? * Tattoo Show & Tell * Does the UK celebrate an equivalent of the USA’s July 4th? * Is live streaming like socialising ‘properly’? * How did we meet? * Steve has a tutorial on YouTube about Da Vinci video editor * How to stream for hours without leaving the stream to use the toilet * Has Steve been to America? * Cheese * Fried eggs with maple syrup?!? * Twitch Leaderboard Stats * Favourite 3 US Presidents * Favourite 3 UK Prime Ministers * The problem with porn sites (when you’re not signed in) * More age, more meds?

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Proving old men can stream just as well as youngsters  We have no particular subject we chat about, we let the viewers decide.  Todays' episode among other things talks about #Politics, the #Euros, Dogging, Porn, #Weather, #heatwave, #truckers, retirement and many other subjects

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How I got into livestreaming and the benefits of it.

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This episode I am talking about where I am right now and how I am going to go forward from this point.

This is also my last audio only podcast, all future podcasts will be Video, however the audio will be exported for those that just want to listen.

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In episode three I talk about cancer in the later years to date and how having it led me to getting another incurable and crippling condition.

This then brings us up to 2020 when I made the decision to take early medical retirement and become a YouTube megastar.

All these things are very relative to my future plans.

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My journey to YouTube stardom is intertwined with my health, I have an incurable cancer and this episode is about the initial diagnosis and my first treatment.

With hindsight it appears some of the choices I made in these years may not have been the best ones.

I also do some fast talking in this episode.

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Things that happened over 30 years ago have a direct bearing on my journey to fame and fortune as a YouTube megastar

I hold 2 World records and in this episode I talk about fast talking and even do some fast talking I also touch on a controversy that's raged on for almost 30 years as well as someone famous, well more famous than me has been a littles less than honest over the years.

I also talk a little about my cancer, which is a blood cancer, Follicular Lymphoma.

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A brief trailer telling you what this podcast is all about and what future episodes will be about

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