Two Wise Fools: Recent Episodes
Dave Carrol and Aaron White
Dave Carrol and Aaron White are leaders in the Canadian Christian community ... and love to laugh. Join these "Two Wise Fools" as they delve into both the profound and the completely inane, silly, minutiae of life.
Lahja Wittwer joins Aaron live from Switzerland for Episode 135 "Mouth-Bees, Steaming Babies and Endless Alps." Dave ... is just at home.
Episode 132 ~ The Great Song Draft where Dave and Aaron draft their favorite (and not favorite) songs over the last Century or so! Songs from:
- 2020’s
- 2010’s
- 2000’s
- 1990’s
- 1980’s
- 1970’s
- 1960’s
- 1950’s
- Best Song Pre 50’s
- Worst Song that People Inexplicably like 1900- 1989
- Worst Song that People Inexplicably like 1990- Present
Listen to the Podcast then cast your vote with a comment on Instagram or Facebook!
This week it's Episode 97 ~ Dunking, Diabetes and Spittoons
Intro: Notebooks and Christmas Gifts Is This Anything: (18:47) Val and the great roll; Goggle ads and Wallets Childhood Misdirection (41:41) Little Mountain; Diabetes New Stuff, Old Stuff, I Like This, I Don't like this (55:25) Coors Light Nail Polish; Pistachios That Shakey Soap Box (1:06:32) MAID Silly Sports (1:11:44) CFL and The Grey Cup Two Wise Nuggets of Harvested Wisdom (1:20:18) "Ands" and "Bothers"
Episode 90 ~ Pete Portal joins us from South Africa.... and SQUIRRELS!
Find out more about Pete at https://treeoflife.org.za/ or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUfKXk643RQ
Episode 89 ~ Dave is Trending, Milk Misadventures and ... Mekka-lekka-hi Mekka-hiney-ho
Episode 88 ~ The Colonel and The Queen, LOTS of Sweat... and the Hot Dog Guys join the TWFs
Episode 86 ~ Sasquatch, Church or Weed Shop, and a LOT of Middle aged greying boy-talk about clothing
A whole lot of low-hanging fruit on Episode 84 called "Whizzing Cheese, Bolt Barf and Saggy Pecs." But isn't the low-hanging fruit sometimes the tastiest? Don't forget to like, rate, subscribe and review to TWF ... wherever you get your podcasts.
The "Foolin'" reaches a new level today with Episode 82 "Dr Squatch, Robot Spiders and Vanessa Hudgens Twerking on the Beach in a Boko Jumpsuit"
Dave and Aaron do an ultimate 80's Cartoon Theme Song Fantasy Draft. The boys pick their Top 5 with Bonus categories like "Most Off Putting." Make sure you vote for the winner by making a comment on the Facebook or Instagram page.
Dave and Aaron draft their Top 5 Candies and Chocolates along with 2 bonus questions... WORST Candy and MOST OVERRATED. This is serious. Well not really. Not at all. Well kinda. Listen and Vote for who has the best list!
We're taking a week off making a new Podcast this week. So please in enjoy a TWF's classic from the early days. This was the 8th ever episode back in February of 2021 called "Panda Love, Lent Lore... and that one time with Ryan Reynolds in a tent". See you next week
In today's episode, Dave and Aaron truly live up to the Two Wise Fools moniker as they silly-talk about Top Gun, Norm Macdonald, Jedi, Chase Scenes and Having to Pee. But also share some serious thought about the issues of Gun Control in today's world.
Episode 73 ~ VICTORIA DAY SPECIAL with Salad Spoons, Flesh Forks ... and Throw Up Bowls.
Episode 72 ~ Nubs and Discolourations, Heavenly "SINema" ... and lots of Fruits and Veggies
Dave and Aaron rewatch the 90's classic Mike Myers movie "So I Married an Axe Murderer" with categories like...
"What's aged the Best" "What's aged the Worst" "The 'What if' recasting couch" "Most Rewatchable Scene" "You could drive a truck through that plot hole award"
... and more
Episode 68 ~ The Great "Messing with a Internet Bitcoin Scammer" Experience ... and other things.
Episode 65 is called... "Dumb Superpowers, Poodle Clipping and Big Macs Singing Showtunes" but this episode has even more of the "Wise" than "Fool" to it than normal. It's good. Thank you for following and listening my friends.
Episode 61 ~ Lil bit Superbowl, Lil bit prayer... LOTS of Princess Bride REWATCH!
MOST REWATCHABLE SCENE -
WHATS AGED THE BEST - WHAT'S AGED THE WORST - Why am i in this movie - (the movie is below them): Tight five award - (a character who kills it in their limited screen time): What if? - (recasting a character) Hey did you hear? - (barely researched trivia): Something I never noticed before: Just glad to be here award - (actor who clearly stumbled into something good): You could drive a truck through that plot hole award: The Belt (best thing about the movie):
Episode 59 ~ Lions and Bengals and Horns... Oh My! Featuring Dave's Dream Job, Aaron calling Tom Brady a quitter and an in depth analysis of the physical location of nudist camps in relationship to zoos.
This week, Dave and Aaron cover Horses that fart on camera, Cowboys that lose, Prayers for the Church, More talk about Number One and Number Two than on most Christian pods, Green Arrow Questions, Problems with Snow, Liberation Budgets, Adult Underpants, Rapture Pets... and Hurricane Peter Mcneeley!
Is This Anything ~ 23:40 Childhood Misdirection ~ 33:40 That Shakey Soapbox ~ 46:34 Old Thing, New Thing, I Like This, I DON'T Like This ~ 58:09 Silly Sports ~ 1:03:14 Two Wise Nuggets Of Harvested Wisdom ~ 1:14:24
We will be back with great new podcasts in January... but as another Christmas Bonus Pod, we take you back to The Foolathon for a great hour of foolin' with Steve Woods and Randall Bear Barnetson. This podcast has what Aaron says is his "Best Story Ever." And it's a doozy.
We will be back with all new podcasts in January. But today, in case you missed it, enjoy a very special Christmas Bonus Pod where we revisit part of our 8 Hour "Foolathon" and share our in-depth rewatch of (what is definitely a Christmas movie) ... DIE HARD!
You've come to the wrong place for the Foolathon! Check out our 8 hour Foolathon on our YouTube and Facebook Page! Go over there. Not here. There. We'll be back in audio form NEXT week.
Episode 49 ~ Next Week's Foolathon, Our Podcast Origin Story, and Odorous Infiltrations
Episode 46 ~ The Saskatchewan Roughriders, Chef Boyardee Consequences, and Mary the Catholic Boogiewoman
Dave's Brother Rick Carrol joins The Fools for a super funny podcast about many things including "Insider" brotherly stories, Halloween during Covid being the Superbowl of Church Division and the ins and out of "Christian Comedy"
Our favorite comedian died today. Dave and Aaron impromptu went live on the video streams tonight for a live, interactive time to share their (and your) best Norm MacDonald stories, thoughts or jokes. Goodnight sweet prince.
Episode 36 ~ Washing Chickens, Ballpark Pineapples ... and more bathroom jokes than normal
This week Dave Carrol and Aaron White
- Go to the farm
- Explore Hot Sauces
- Turn a Bookshelf into a Coffin
- Psychoanalyze Snoop Dog
- Find the Best Worst Movies
- Source out more "Sheeple Songs"
- Create a retirement home for words
- Lobby for fried onions
- And ... debate about whether people are "things" ... sort of
Join Dave and Aaron as they comedically dissect "Star Wars - A New Hope". They give away awards in categories like What's aged the Best/Worst, The "Tight Five" for who comes in quick and hot, Why am I in this movie award, and the most rewatchable scene.
This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm
Episode 29 ~ A comedy deep-dive episode including some "Is This Anything?" stuff and ... "Sheeple"
Episode 28 is a DOOZY! It's a podcast about Donkey Cheese Monopoly, 3D Urn-Heads, and Fecal Impaction. Amongst other nonsense.
Join Aaron and Dave this week as they gush about Conan O'Brien, explore misheard song lyrics, express their love for movie theatres... and Dave dies on the "Melon is the 'Loser Fruit' hill."
To celebrate the 25th episode, Dave and Aaron answer "The James Lipton Questions". They also come out strong as Pro Eggnog, explain their favorite/least favourite words, and sing a little Veggie Tales while they are at it.
Dave and Aaron muddle their way through Coffee Enemas, Futbol/Football funny things, Art Auctions, Couch Stumps, America's Got Talent, Comic Books and Sauerkraut
This week's episode is a bit of a literary journey... from Middle Earth to Walden. We recast The Princess Bride, meet "Billy the Handsome Orc" and explore urban gun violence. It wouldn't be a Two Wise Podcast if it didn't "go there"
Joshua White and Jared Carrol join their Dads Aaron and Dave to talk about growing up in their "Different" homes. They talk about embarrassing Memories, Family travels and Video games. The families also honour the Kamloops 215 in their lives and communities.
Episode 21 ~ Preaching Fails, Christianese Translation Aps and Musical Misunderstandings
Download Episode 19 May 11th where Aaron White and Dave Carrol talk about real issues like suffering ... and silly (but still real) issues like Christianese, Fiction's greatest Mom, and New Zealand lore! Get the episode wherever you get your podcasts or https://two-wise-fools.zencast.website
Speaker, Singer, and Leader Cheryl Bear from the Nadleh Whut’en First Nation joins Dave and Aaron to talk "Christianese", Indigenous issues.... and fake Beard Oil ads.
Non Oscar Reviews, Star Wars vs The Beatles, Pop Culture, Heroes of the Fools, Enneagram Avoidance, How 20$ can change the world, and Luchadores
Dave and Aarron answer listener questions about questionable youth group games and how to build the perfect athlete. They also reject Johnny Appleseed. He had it coming.
Dave and Aaron visit Greece, remember Perfect Strangers, hit someone in the head with a golf ball, explore the “Rules of Comedy” Systems Map ... and take an honest look at how "The Church" has dealt with this past year.
Aaron and Dave Explore Finland, Swap Souvenirs, Talk about Dave's history with Stuttering, Deal with the use/misuse of the term "Living in Fear" and welcome back Lil' BiDave!
It's "Food Week" on TWF!!! Darryl Fletcher AKA Chef Dtv joins Aaron White and Dave Carrol to both talk about the wonderful relationship that humankind has with Food and God... and giggle like idiots at juvenile jokes.
Find out more about Chef D:
https://www.chefdtv.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ChefDarrylFletcher https://www.instagram.com/chefdtv/
Aaron and Dave welcome the Czech Republic, pay tribute to the Great Walter Gretzky, Learn about "The Other Dave Carrol", talk about filling kids in on street terms and decide on whether or not community can be formed ... in 140 characters
The Raisin debate turns scriptural, we discuss why Dave's love of saunas "Disgusts" some, Coyotes and Potato Heads, The Best Way to say words... and a look into caring for refugees.
This week, [Dave Carrol], [Aaron White] cover [Panda Love, Lent Lore... and that one time with Ryan Reynolds in a tent].....
Dave and Aaron welcome Norway to the podcast; but don't understand their "Taco Fridays." They delve into the sometimes awkwardness of Lent and Fasting, recall the time Aaron and Ryan Reynolds were almost attacked by a bear, learn about the mating habits of Pandas, dissect the Peloton people ... and wonder if Al Neri killed Frodo Baggins in Lake Tahoe. Some serious stuff too.
Links mentioned in this episode: *https://www.facebook.com/DanielleJStrickland/posts/271038861060911
- https://www.transformourworld.org/
Author and Speaker Danielle Strickland joins Dave and Aaron to dissect the Flintstones Theme song, give Dave a street name and answer the question... "To Bidet or Not to Bidet"
Dave and Aaron welcome their Swedish listeners, look at a new Freedom House building project and wonder where the encyclopedia salesmen have gone?
Aaron and Dave embark on their silliest podcast yet. They welcome their Dutch listeners with Oliebollen, look at the Cambodian sports scene, Help Dave understand Wandavision, Dissect the worst scene in Star Wars History, debate the Queen ... and agree that sleep... is important. Hard hitting. Real. Raw stuff.
Dave Carrol and Aaron White look into the value of Sports Heroes, Start a war between Coffee and Tea, Feature Montreal's favourite Piano Man ... and deep dive in to Brantford's Freedom House Church
On Episode 3 called: "Elijah Woods discomfort, Punching a beloved mascot ... and Prayer"
Dave and Aaron tell some of their greatest stories... delve further into Scott Oake "What if's" ... argue about basketball GOATS ... and say important stuff about prayer.
This week, Dave Carrol and Aaron White cover everything from Cobra Kai and Weird Al' to "What's God saying for 2021" .... and the NFL Playoffs.
Dave and Aaron begin the journey of the Two Wise Fools, bouncing between why is humour as a Christian important... and giving "Partially Tried, Somewhat tested, and mostly true relationship advice"
Topics discussed: 1.Why is humour as a Christian Important
- Why are we doing this?
- Partially Tried, Somewhat tested, and mostly true relationship advice