Markie & Kyle's Secret Podcast: Recent Episodes
Kyle Markie
Shhh. This is a secret. You're not supposed to be here.
This is a secret podcast from Markie and Kyle and also sometimes friends. Alright... almost always with friends to actually make it worth listening to.
SHHH!
Let's not make a big deal out of this.
Cam Nitro "Basement Anthem"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekjLU90wN8
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This episode is Free. Much like the beer I am recieving.
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I'm going to LA. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?
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Happy Friday fools!
I talk about getting to dunk on Damian Lillard.
Give daddy his pods.
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I talk about my job, having too much beer, and smiling.
Pod pls.
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Things I'm Obsessed With: Not releasing episodes consistently, Remi Wolf, 30 Rock, Kyle not giving me podcasts, Kyle Roskamps newsletter.
Please, please, please go subscribe and read it now.
https://halfandhalf.substack.com/
Give me your podcasts. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME AND I KNOW THERE ARE 13 OF YOU WHO LISTEN! ANCHOR TELLS ME SO! GIVE ME A PODCAST YOU COWARDS. sry.
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Tim is back with a vengeance, but mostly he just talks about Bees.
I get real political and announce my run for President.
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I got a new job. I talk about it. Deal with it. Guests will be on tomorrow. Okay? shut up.
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Kyle returns but not really. This one is from a while ago.
I continue my ted talk on how interviews kinda aren't chill.
Give me the pod. I know you have it.
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Bobby talks about not a travel story but kinda a travel story. Weird right?
Give me your podcast.
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I did nothing today.
Give me a podcast, please.
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Hello. Welcome Back. Wu is back. This is a podcast.
Give me your Podcast.
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Hey, I'm back! So is Wu.
Sorry about the being away and all that shit. Some life stuff came up and now I'm prepared to share my life with you all once again.
Give me podcasts, please.
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Kyle and I talk about very different things.
Go watch my sketch.
https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk
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Wu is back!!! He talks about his hunt for a house. I give away spoilers and talk about how I'm moving on from the friends are all getting married phase to the friends are all buying houses and having kids phase.
Welp. Go watch my sketch.
https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk
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In this episode, Kyle and I actually talk about similar things. Why don't you just listen... jeez.
Watch our latest sketch!
https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk
Please! Comment Subscribe all the others things.
PLEASE!
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Hey, I released a sketch with Kyle and I talk about it. Watch it before I talk about it. Here is the link.
https://youtu.be/GBQmB2MG1Wk
Kyle talks about his frustration about other people being pulled over. Also episode 120! Well over 2k listens. Look at us go!
Give me your podcasts you traders.
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I'm not in a bad mood any more guys chill out.
Bobby talks Ghana again!
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Hello. I am a grump in this episode. I think I'll continue to be a grump.
Bobby isn't a grump but tells more stories about Ghana. It's a lot less grumpy.
Welp.
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I am back on the podcast. Doing my best to actually put out podcasts. Been in a bit of a rut lately.
Wonder if anyone answered my question from the last description. YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING AHEAD OF MY PODCAST SCHEDULING.
Are you proud of me yet?
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Kyle is back. Talks about Portland. Shit, I'm back. I talk about a sketch that didn't come off the way I wanted entirely.
You could be back too... if you sent some podcasts.
Does anyone read these? Does anyone want some Secret Pod Merch?
Let me know.
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FINALLY! Finally, Bobby is back.
Also finally the podcast is getting better. Just kidding it's been the same for a while.
Okay, have a great weekend.
K bye.
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Kyle has left Portland. Which means Markie is now a sadder man.
On the positive side of things, I will be making more consistent podcasts and actually trying to get guests on this thing again. This time with new incentives. Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! The Secret Podcast 2: The Search for More Guests
Thank you and be well.
Love,
This Podcast.
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Think this is the first time I've used a comma in the title. Pretty neat, eh?
Anyways just me saying hello and stuff before the weekend. Sorry for being away for a bit.
Thanks and love you all.
-Markie
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The other side of SRB joins the podcast!
Welcome, Liam to the podcast. My oldest and first friend.
Check out his cool stuff.
https://www.instagram.com/wojciakwoodwork/?hl=en
Hire him to do stuff like make you stairs.
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Hey hello hi,
This is a podcast. Classic podcast. Kyle and Markie.
Bye, goodbye.
Happy days.
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Hello all,
Welcome back to Markie rips on Kyle about not submitting a podcast. Don't worry you could be next.
We also welcome back Bradley who has a delightful podcast and even better song within the podcast.
Oh, and please go follow his music account at https://www.instagram.com/cam.nitro.music/.
Cheers,
Markie
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Going solo with a short one today to ease you back into the pod.
It's been a minute.
Here's that form if you so desire it.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeiwcRKSzj39BFpTT3G6ihiMfALiy5yZYQxtNt2Zry_HXD6bg/viewform
And my website as well.
markiedesign.com
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Hello folks,
Hope everyone had a good week. Mine was pretty interesting. But I don't even talk about that on my podcast.
Also, Petey is back to give you his thoughts on Cleveland.
Get vaccinated people.
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Classic Kyle and Markie episode. The boys talk about the same thing even though they didn't even coordinate. Which would have been easy, Kyle is living in the same house as me currently. BUT WE'RE NOT ROOMMATES GOT IT?
Anyways give me your thoughts on Sketch Comedy, please.
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Hello, this is a podcast. On this podcast I, Markie, talk about places. And Marissa talks about movies and it's much more interesting than mine.
Be like Marissa and give me podcasts.
Thank you and thank you.
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So we got Plantz on the episode to talk about one of my favorite events of the summer. Also, there is a surprise guest. Guess who it is? No, seriously guess! It's not fun when you don't guess. Well, then I think you should leave.
Goodnight, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!
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I sketched a bee for this episode. You can only get it if you submit a podcast.
You have till midnight.
Thank you.
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Another week. Another fudging Description.
You're welcome. Also, Petey is back.
Send me a podcast you coward. Just one person. Un-prompted just send me a podcast, no context, call me a chump I don't mind. Balls in your court.
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I don't even know why I am writing this gosh dang episode description. I'm not even on this episode.
What the heck.
Heck, give me some podcasts.
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We are back to our normally scheduled broadcasting.
I talk about my juxtapositional week and Massó slanders the company I happen to work for. But not really.
Thanks for being here, friends!
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Yeah, we hit the point where we are patting ourselves on the back for something no one has congratulated us for in the first place.
Enjoy what Kyle thinks is my best podcast and what I think Kyles best podcast is.
Be back next week when the show takes a massive dip in quality...
Bye, nerds.
I'm sorry I don't mean that.
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Hello!
Welcome back to the Secret Podcast's greatest hits. This time it's Tim and Bradley!
Tim tells a story that I think about daily and Bradley shares his insight into how he wrote a song... then we get to hear the beautiful song itself.
Thanks for being here. You're appreciated more than you realize.
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Hey everyone!
Here are two episodes I love very dearly. Maybe even both in my top 5.
First up it's Marissa with her ranking of Super Heros in bed. Next up it's Will who gets a little deep on us.
Thanks for being around for the Best of Week. Kinda like our Greatest Hits without having any real hits.
Submit podcasts you cowards.
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Yo this week as I mentioned in the episode and the previous episode this week we are doing the best of the podcast to celebrate the 100 episode milestone. Or maybe because I'm lazy.
This one has Wu and Bobby doing what they do best. Give me podcasts. That is what you should do too.
Submit your podcasts to me. Right now. Do it right now.
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We did it. No one thought we could because no one thinks about us much anyways. But we proved all the haters wrong.
100 Episodes. Here's to 100 more and to all the guests that have come on.
Thank you!
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I'm a little tipsy. Please excuse me. But please be very kind towards our guests.
Bobby and Plantz really give it everything they have here. Much applause, go team.
Have a great weekend. I love you all.
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Remember when I was saying that people are back! Well, guests are back!
Kyle launches his campaign for City Council with his controversial stance.
Marissa takes on TikTok.
This is one is quality. Probably because I am barely on it.
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Wu is back. The podcast is back. I'm back too.
We're all back. In fact, you're back too.
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This is probably my most serious podcast. I get real.
Please give me your podcasts. I want them and you have them.
Cheers,
Markie
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I've decided to quit my job as a designer and editor. I think this is the right career move.
In this episode, I speak at length about why I made this decision and what my future contains.
I've very excited! I already ordered overalls! Is that what mechanics wear?
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Please forgive me for the lying in the last episode. I think I have earned back your trust at this point.
Bobby and I talk about some stuff and then the episode ends. But it doesn't have to. You can listen to all the episodes because we know you haven't yet.
Talk shit about me at 248.662.6261. I dare you. I fucking dare you. You nerd. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, so I fucking lied in this one.
I said I was using my microphone when in fact I was using my computer's microphone. So I guess I didn't lie.Felt like a lie.
Give me your suggestions or podcasts at 248.662.6261.
Thank you.
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Kyle comes back with a vengeance. I really wasn't expecting him to be this upset. Also, ignore the dates he mentioned he's being a silly goose.
Also, it got to 116 degrees today in Portland. Where I live, currently. So this podcast kinda slipped my mind (hence why I wasn't on it), much like it slipping everyone's minds who once gave it a shot and listened to it.
Anyways thanks for fucking nothing.
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Kyle is back! Not that Kyle but a different one.
All Kyles are created equally. Secret Podcast does not discriminate against poorly named individuals.
Thank you and please send me your podcasts. I'm a desperate, sad, overrated man.
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Hey friends,
I'm feeling more motivated to make better podcasts.
I still want your podcasts but I'm gonna put in some of the work. I've been relying on you fools for help... and you have proved to be unreliable.
Love you all,
Markie
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Welcome back to the podcast!
Thanks for being here! Today my Aunt talks about an encounter with a famous person. Mine is titled after a famous person but does not pertain to anything to do with Apple.
Thanks, again and remember to submit your podcasts!
Thanks,
Markie
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Thanks so much to everyone for reacting and sending me messages to my last episode description!
Just kidding... you are all my enemies.
You should all be careful. You're taking these for granted.
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Send me your music suggestions, please.
Or respond to this. Does anyone even read these? I doubt it. Am I going crazy again on the descriptions within podcasts?
Thanks for being here!
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Don't worry I have returned. Kyle has been banned from the podcast yet again.
This time is I think it's the most personal of all. I have replaced him with a new Kyle.
Hello. I mean bye.
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Kyle stops. Eventually, after he finishes his podcast.
Don't worry dorks, I'll be back on Monday. Don't get too excited.
Give me your pods you cowards!
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Kyle continues...
Submit me podcasts, you cowards. I'm sick of being nice to you.
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Actually living up to the name on the podcast.
It's the Kyle Podcast now lads.
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Finally, all your dreams have come true. I won't be on the podcast all week. Gave you all a taste of it yesterday. Silence. That's what you're getting.
But I guess you're reading this which is kinda like hearing me speak but you get to use that fake voice you do in your head to simulate my voice. Probably an improvement kinda.
Anyways, how was your weekend? Tell me about it via a 5 min or more little voice segment. Text that pod to me at 248.662.6261.
BYE
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Go listen to Bo Burnham's Inside
If this song (it's a link click it) doesn't convince you that you need to watch it then I don't know, go fuck yourself I guess.
Then after you fuck yourself follow us on Instagram (also a link).
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Hey, how are ya...
Yeah, it's going pretty well for me too.
Thanks for asking, friend, it means a lot.
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Welcome to the 79th First Episode of the Secret Podcast!!!
Glad you came and if you want to hear more well there isn't really much else to say...
Oh, also we have an Instagram now. The future is wild.
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Um so Kyle is back... wasn't really expecting this... feel kinda silly right now.
Give me your podcasts. Or I'll take my Kyle away.
You've been warned.
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No not the USWNT who famously beat Thailand 13-0 a couple of years ago. Which was also an instant classic for a much different reason.
Bobby is back and Kyle is still off on his mission trip to Gary, Indiana.
XOXO
Love, Markie
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Go watch Inside by Bo Burnham. I plan on talking about it soon and would rather not have the steep drop-off in listening duration like I did with my Falcon and Winter Soldier episode.
Also, give me your 5 min segments. You can do it. I believe in you.
Have a good weekend, you nerds.
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On this episode of the Secret Podcast, we get into the deep dark secret of what happens when the lights go off and your night light is broken.
Also please submit me more podcasts.
Thank you.
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I blame this episode entirely on you all. And my parents for raising me this way.
Submit Podcasts to me at 248.662.6261. Or call me a nerd via text.
Goodbye.
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I talk. Whatever that part is irrelevant. This podcast has Bradley back on the podcast with a special one.
He not only talks about his music, but he was also nice enough to give me the song he mentions for the end of the podcast.
Take a listen. This one is a treat.
Thanks for being here, friends!
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Chop goes for the old two in a row. Breaking Kyle's longest streak of 1.5 episodes in a row.
Go follow and enjoy Alex's stuff here.
alexchopjian.com
https://www.instagram.com/alexchopjian/
Have a great weekend, nerds.
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Two new guests!!! One episode!!!
Super special guest Alex Chopjian joins the pod. And also some dumpy stinky loser...
Check out Alex's shit. It's fucking bonkers good.
alexchopjian.com
https://www.instagram.com/alexchopjian/
Yes, that is a terrible photo of both Chop and me. The tradition is back.
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A new episode and another lovely guest.
Really love Nathan's podcast. Please take a listen and I hope this isn't his last podcast.
Check out his insta at
https://www.instagram.com/nathan_bahling/?hl=en
Episode No. 70. We have well surpassed the number of viewers and episodes I thought we would get to but I do wanna be sincere and say thank you and also fuck yourself. This was supposed to be a secret.
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I'm sorry, Wu! I knew I would forget someone... now I feel awful.
Making this apology public makes me feel better about it.
If I forgot you in my move to Portland podcast please make a podcast shaming me. That is the only way I feel bad.
(Photo I reference as the alternative album art)
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Hi.
We're podcasting stuff again.
You try writing one of these every single weekday. You can't possibly stay creative!
K bye love you kisses
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Welcome back to the Wu and Markie Podcast!
Kyle has died.
Have a great weekend!
The wake will be next week sometime.
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Well, I don't have an embarrassing photo of Wu and me... sorry.
This photo is from the trip I talk about though. (We were very into doing karate moves on top of rocks.)
Kyle and I mismatch talk about the show kinda, Wu talks about some stuff, some music plays, I talk about some stuff, and then the music plays.
That's an episode, alright.
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This episode is sponsored by Travel Iowa!
"In Iowa, whatever you want from your getaway Iowa fills in the blanks."
MyIowaGetaway
traveliowa.com
Thanks for being here. I appreciate all of you.
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I re-use the intro Kyle did for Tim because TIM IS BACK BAY-BEE. After moving to a new city as Tim recently did it got me thinking. That and Petey's podcast inspired my podcast for the day.
Please be nice to Tim. He didn't know this isn't a secret anymore.
Give me your podcasts.
Yes, that is a drunk me kissing Tim's cheek. And I'd do it again too.
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Finally, we answer what this gosh darn thing is. It's an obligation.
This is the worst kept secret. Please share and gossip about this secret as much as you can.
Submit your podcasts to my personal phone number. Or send me bad memes. 248.662.6261.
Can't possibly be worse than Gerbs and me in that cover photo...
Have a great week, kiddos. I believe and love each and every one of you. Expect you Massó.
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This is the teaser or intro or whatever?
Submit me your podcasts at 248.662.6261 or to info@markiedesign.com.
This is a secret. You're not supposed to be here...
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Like I declared earlier. Secret it is out. Please share the secret.
There are three dots on this episode. Like up to the right. Click that and share it around town.
I believe in all of you and I am proud of each and every one of you.
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We finally finish the trilogy more anticipated than the long-awaited Mean Girls 3.
Also doing this one early and not the day before because I'm getting my Second Dose of the Vaccine.
Please get your Vaccine people.
Be well.
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Welcome to the not secret, secret podcast.
New guest! Massó not Masson.
And I keep ranting on Stand Up Specials on Netflix. You're welcome.
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Just a couple of white dudes talking about white dude stuff I guess.
Hey, wanna be on the podcast? Send it to my email at ryan.markiewicz7@gmail.com.
Hey, wanna share the podcast with your friends? I'll allow it. This secret has lost its integrity long ago.
Thanks for being here.
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New week, new guest, and hopefully new viewers? Doubt the last part but the first two are true.
Petey gives a lovely insight into what moving away to a new city means to him. I really enjoy it and makes me think about my move to Portland super heavily.
Fuck making new friends at 27.
Oh and that photo is with the band American Authors who had that one song on all those commericals.
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Oh, you're in for a treat. This super-duper special Friday episode features your three favorite guests. That's right, it's Markie followed by Markie and you guessed it, Markie to finish it off strong.
In case you wanted your weekend to start off pretty questionably bad please don't listen to this.
Cause it's like a secret... you're not supposed to even be here.
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Alright, I lied. Kyle came back with a vengeance.
But it's nothing compared to how my mother came back...
Please join the pod. We are not very picky. Yeah, even you. You have an iPhone... no excuses. My mother doesn't even have an iPhone and she's submitting podcasts. How dumb do you look right now? So dumb.
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Hello!
First up is bad podcasting by yours truly and then something completely different but pretty dope from a new guest.
Madala's stuff I said I would plug.
Insta - @dalacold
Founder & CEO of getkozen.com
Check out his work. He's an incredible dude.
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Welcome back to the Bobby and Markie Podcast!
I've been drinking and I really just wanna make some bad joke but I know I should try to be more professional.
If you'd like to be on the podcast please let me know. I would love to have more guests and anyone who is interested to be involved!
Ex-girlfriends, fringe friends, and random dudes I've met once playing soccer are all welcome! There I got my shitty joke in, kinda. Those people are very welcome actually.
Thank you for listening. Or at least reading this and deciding that this isn't for you. I don't blame you. My creative genius is only for the refined palette.
Auf Wiedersehen!
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Welcome back to the Markie and Bobby Podcast.
Kyle has not been on the podcast lately. And I will tell you why. Kyle has travelled deep deep into the woods and forged himself a cabin made entirely out of his own will and probably wood to write his, even more secret than this podcast, script. When he emerges he won't talk about his travels or adventures but his moustache will say more than his words could ever.
Thanks for listening! I appreciate each and every one of you!
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Talking about fun silly things but also sometimes get a little deep. But not too deep.
This one has Doa and I absolutely adore his podcast. Not just cause he talks about me a bit.
Thanks for listening to this podcast. Seriously.
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Nate has been a pest about all the money I owe him and I'm using this platform to tell him that I in fact do not owe him shit.
Since I said it here, it is final. Sorry, Nate.
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Woah. What a journey. 50 episodes and over 7 million listens thus far.
Here are some of the best highlights.
Elon Musk talking about his alien origins.
John Wilkes Booth claiming that Lincoln actually assassinated him.
And of course, the fan-favorite, Kyle coming out as a politician like his hero, the Dean.
But this episode has someone even more exciting than those stories. My co-worker and friend Bradley.
Pour one out. Here's to another 50 episodes.
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Wu is back to talk about Kendrick.
I talk about learning.
I don't do a bit or be sarcastic in this episode description.
Thanks for being here, ya cuties.
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Kyle and I are angry angry boys.
We talk about it.
Also please don't listen to mine if you haven't watched all of Falcon & Winter Soldier.
Have a good week everyone!
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Just two boys talking about stuff they like.
Kinda the podcast isn't it?
Wanna be on the podcast? Well, you shouldn't.
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New guest on the podcast! No, it's not David Luiz the Brazilian Arsenal CB.
Kinda hesitant to release this one. Kyle goes real off the rails here but he insisted on keeping it on the podcast.
The views shared on this podcast do not reflect the podcast as a whole and we will not be held responsible.
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New pod, new guest. I'm actually editing and doing this at a decent hour but I guess that means less creative descriptions.
Check out Léon's shit. It's the opposite of shit.
https://www.leonsarfoh.com/
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We're back!!! We took a record-long hiatus but due to popular demand and some clever marketing from Kyle, we are back stronger than ever. Also, Kyle is not on this one. Don't read into that too much.
This is a podcast. Mostly audio stuff in here.
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That title seems very targeted. Whoever is writing those needs to improve.
The guy writing the first line of the description is out of line.
I agree with the second-line guy.
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This a podcast. With a new guest. Hasn't been on the pod before, hence, new guest.
Kyle is a bad egg and deserves to be scolded. Bad Kyle, bad.
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I apologize for cutting Kyle off in a kinda odd way. Well, here is the rest of his rant.
Oh, and we got a new guest again. This one didn't give birth to me but is just as important. Also, that was a lie.
Episode 40! Only 138 more till we get to 178... the magic number.
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4/5 Markiewiczs are now on the podcast. Big deal? Wanna fight about it?
Please don't I'm not much of a fighter.
Speaking of fighting, I think Kyle wants to fight anyone who liked Stranger Things. Watch out, I think he's taller than me.
Secret Podcast is still Secret.
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CIA, MLB, FBI, NHL, ICE, NBA, HBO, CFO, UFO.
These are some of the things possibly discussed in this episode.
Wait... you're not supposed to be here. This is a secret.
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Classic Secret Podcast episode! Just Kyle and I! I don't know if anyone asked for this. Cause no one asks for anything from this podcast.
Roller Coaster Tycoon please sponsor us. I think that would be cool to get a couple of free copies of those games.
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Welcome to the Wu and Markie podcast. At least for this episode.
Pretty sure Kyle died. Even though I spoke to him earlier today... still could be dead. Hope not though.
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Ashley is back on the podcast. She talks about serial killers at dating. Or something like that. It's late when I edit this. I don't proof listen to all of them.
I talk about fast food for far too long.
This is still a podcast.
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Wow, all those words start with "P"s. Wait, "podcast" starts with "P". I should have made a clever sentence with all the words starting with "P".
Who am I kidding. I tried but it's late and I'm not that creative.
34% of the way to 100 episodes!
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I'm a bummer, Kyle introducing someone who doesn't even talk on this pod and Marissa actually has something interesting to say.
This is a podcast.
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Don't let Kyle scare you too much.
Yet another Markiewicz joins the fold.
I talk about some stuff too.
This is a podcast. There I said it.
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Kyle talks about covid, I talk about covid, and Meaghan follows suit.
This podcast is a podcast that people listen to sometimes. Even though it's supposed to be a secret.
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Wu talks about shitty drivers and I talk about staring at strangers.
Oh yeah, Wu is a new guest on the podcast and hopefully won't be the last time we hear from him.
Thank you for listening! Episode 30!
Truly I'm kinda shocked that anyone at all listens to this and I am very grateful when I look at our stats and see more than just Emily listening to this.
Be kind to each other. Goodnight.
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New episode, new guest. This time it's Marissa.
She talks about dating. I talk about my covid year. Kyle sneaks his little buns back on the podcast.
Thank you for listening.
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Yeah, that last episode was terrible. Just me talking, who wants more of that? Not me.
Anyways, this week will have lots of new fun guests. Starting it off is an old friend, Gerbs.
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Just a solo Markie. All sad cause no one else wants to be on my podcast.
This whole episode is me talking shit about everyone who refuses to be on my podcast. I even freestyle rap a diss track on everyone.
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We all talk about our passions. Ashley with fruits, how I look into music, and Kyle's fierce love for baseball.
Thanks for listening. Even though you're not supposed to be here, we do appreciate every single ear that stumbles upon this. (Probably only because I personally sent you the link.)
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We have a new guest. It's a female. And it's not one that is related to me. Please be nice to Ashley.
Kyle only graces you fools when I think you deserve it.
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This podcast. is a podcast. It's still a secret podcast but we let a new guy into the podcast.
You'll see. I mean you won't, you'll probably hear it though.
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Just one Markiewicz and one Bobby.
Lot's of new guests coming soon. Be on the lookout, maybe even another Markiewicz or two.
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The 2nd Markiewicz talks about OG Markiewicz and the 3rd Markiewicz makes her first appearance on the pod. Completing the trio.
Oh, also a Kyle is on this one too.
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The puppy that Kyle has been watching has engulfed him whole. Therefore, Bobby has replaced Kyle while we try to get the puppy to gracefully give Kyle back.
Unfortunately we cannot start a kickstarter to fund this endeavor for we are very secret.
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These Tanktops are Mad about Working! I don't think this bit is gonna last long...
"Shhhhhh!"
- This Podcast (2020)
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These puppies are playing soccer in Kenya and Kyle, Bobby, and I are there to commentate on all the action!
Yes, the puppies are in on the secret. Chill out.
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Kyle had a rough weekend. Hence why he sounds exactly like Tim.
Episode 18 and you guys are keeping this thing real secret. Proud of you.
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Double Markiewicz episode on this. Two Markiewiczs. Also first female on the pod. #diversity.
Ironically I think we have had more guests than listeners.
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Yes, we did flip the table over.
Also, Tim's back!
Keeping secret-ing on secreters.
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Kyle continues his rant and Markie tells you more about this podcast.
Thank you for being you.
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Kyle is back! Bobby is back! Markie is back!
Mmm, one is not like the other.
Oh, also all the music you hear is from a delightful band called Walter Etc. Please do NOT keep them a secret.
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Kyle has rescinded back into his shell. You scared him away.
I have no words. I'm not, just disappointed.
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As everyone knows it's Secret Friday! Because every single day is for secrets...
This one is special though. You'll see why.
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Thank goodness Bobby came back and lured Kyle back. You're welcome.
Thanks for listening as always. You're doing an excellent job so far keeping this a secret! Keep it up!
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Going solo on this one lads. Good job, you shared the secret, very very secret podcast too much and you scared Kyle away. We're all very disappointed in you.
Please don't let this happen again.
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We got another new guest on the show today. His name is Bobby. He is coming to you from Chicago. The most traveled and delightful human I know.
Thanks for not listening and thank you even more for not sharing this secret, secret, oh so secret please tell no one, podcast. You're all doing a great job.
Cheers,
The person writing these podcast descriptions
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Tim is back! Kyle is also back! You should get equally as excited about both. Something you should be less excited about is unfortunately I am on this episode as well.
Thankfully, this is a Secret Podcast so I won't ruin too many days with my segment.
Shhh.
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Yet another episode. Kyle and Markie only on this one. Sorry.
Kinda proud of you all. Keeping this a secret and all.
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This episode is the first and hopefully not the last that features our good friend Tim. His segment is by far the best this show has ever had and hopefully, he comes back to grace you with his lovely voice.
But still like don't tell people guys, jeez.
Shhh
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We got to the big benchmark. Episode 5 bay-bee!
Still just Kyle and I. I think Tim might be coming around soon.
Shut the heck up, you hecking secret sharer.
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This is the 4th episode. Glad you can count but not keep a secret.
This one is a straight shot just Kyle and me. Yeah, sorry to disappoint you but Kyle hasn't learned how to type yet.
Shhh.
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Yo. Ep 3. This secret also has a secret five minutes from our first guest Chris.
Please ignore the fact that he recorded this on the same phone he had when he told the story in the episode.
Do not share this. I cannot stress enough how much anxiety this gives Kyle.
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This episode is about wasting time.
We told you to get out of here and this is a secret yet here you fricking are...
It's a secret. Plus use dis·cre·tion.
Alright well, see you during our next therapy session.
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Why are you here? Seriously, this is a secret... hence why we put it on every major streaming service to get podcasts...
This one is about motivation. We have a shitty intro then Kyle talks then I talk then it's over. The artist is Walter Etc. Unlike us, he 100% deserves to be listened to.
Honestly, if you got this far you might as well listen. It's only 10 minutes. Alright I lied, it's like 11 min or something.
Thank you for being our therapists.
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This is an intro to the secret podcast that YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE LISTENING TO JESUS CHRIS COMMON.
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