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The Lock Market
Sports, Fast Food, Trivia. All our favorite things, rapid-fire to the dome. James Fiske and Jake Ricci host a multifarious (just googled that word), and eclectic (that one too) podcast that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and think every episode or your money back
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Yes we're scumbags for being a week late, but its better late than never right? I guess.
The Homies throw you a change up with an new episode of I GOT FIVE ON IT right off the back where they rank the worlds Top 5 Scumbags! Some real winners on this list that’s for sure. (00:00-28:01) Then in some new(ish) LOCKER ROOM TALK. The Men weave in this (last) weeks largest news stories from the world of sports and beyond, including Astroworld, Aaron Rodgers, and Kyle Rittenhouse. Oy vey. This one seems serious. (28:01-1:07:49)
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Season 2 is still off to a strong start as The Boys break down all of this week's top sports stories in some LOCKER ROOM TALK which leads one of the show's hosts to ALMOST STORM OUT. Any guesses? (00:00-31-14) Then The Men brainstorm an animal fighting league for some reason. Sorry PETA…(31:42-40:25) Finally, in one of the best segments we’ve ever recorded, The Homies debate their Top 5 Worst Societal Norms! Get ready to have the social contract broken over your GOTdang skull Jean-Jacques Rousseau (40:25-1:19:00)
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Well the Boys are back and they catch you up with everything that has happened during their hiatus in a new segment called “This F*G Guy” including Kyrie, Ben Simmons, Trump, Brian Laundrie, R. Kelley, Britney Spears, Evander Kane, Laz Diaz, and a dead dudes father's ashes. A real Motley Crew. (2:00-40:09) Then, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back in a huge way when the Homies describe the Top 5 Things They Do When No One’s Looking. (40:09-101:30) Dry your tears. We’re. So. Back.
Dear Listeners, some things are bigger than Sports.
The Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, per usual, but follow that up with some serious talk about Afghanistan. Sorry about that. (00:00-10:13) Then in a MEGA-abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys discuss the Milk Crate Challenge and Hurricane Henri's weak performance. (10:13 -25:33). Next, The Homies bring back a favorite segment called LOCKBOX where they answer some of the audiences’ questions, including what their most embarrassing life moments are among many others. (25:33-45:54) Finally, Los Hombres conclude with an I GOT FIVE ON IT where they debate the Top 5 Minor Inconveniences in life.(45:54-1:08:38)
The Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, including the return of COVID, that godforsaken local Dunkin Donuts and Habitual Vehicular Linecutters. (00:19:10) Then in an abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys chat about OJ Simpson's paranoia, Jason Kidd being a jerk, and Dinger the Purple Triceratops (19:10-41:42). Next, The Homies engage in a very contentious I GOT FIVE ON IT about the Top 5 Hypothetical Animal Fights (41:42-1:01:20). Finally, Los Hombres finish up with some Cuomo talk about how Italians are not perverted. (1:01:20-1:07:18).
The Boys are back with a huge episode. They start off with WHATS TICKING US OFF, including their ongoing war with the Naked Chicken Chalupa at Taco Bell. (00:00-7:50). Next, The Fellas read the obituaries--or O-Beer-tuaries-- of a few dear friends that have passed this week. (7:50-17:30). Then The Homies engage in a little LOCKER ROOM TALK where they chat about the Simone Biles withdrawal, NBA Free Agency, Evander Kane fixing NHL games, and the Buffalo Bills becoming the "Austin Bills" (17:30-46:57). Next, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back with the Top 5 Words That Sound Like Exactly What They Are, whatever the heck that means (46:57-58:36). Finally, Los Hombres start a new segment WHAT'S MAKING US HAPPY and spoiler alert, it's Amateur Wrestling (58:36-1:09:00).
SPORTS ARE OVER :( ...(For Now)The Boys start off with a lengthy WHATS TICKING US OFF (00:00-12:36) and quickly segway into some LOCKER ROOM TALK about Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo. Then, The Fellas suddenly remember that they're a sports podcast and recap all there is to talk about with the NBA Championship, do an Olympics 2021 Preview, and look forward to Hard Knocks. (12:36-46:21) Finally, once again in honor of Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo, The Dudes bring you a new episode of LOCKUMENTARIES where they discuss all you need to know about S***E and how it is almost constantly trying to kill you. (46:21-1:13:35) FYI If you partake in a lil' puff-puff-pass, you might want to partake before this segment.
The Fellas lead off the episode with WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, Ricci's golf game, or lack thereof steals the show here. (00:00-6:16) Then Dudes engage in some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they debate the Steven A. vs. Shohei Ohtani, the NBA Finals lasting 3 months, how to improve the Home Run Derby, and a live reaction to the Richard Sherman 9-1-1 call. (6:16-43:02) In a new segment FELLAS TELL YA, The Boys try to help out a couple of helpless people on the internet with their relationship issues. Spoiler: These are some weird, weird situations to be in. (43:02-1:05:49)
The Fellas lead off the episode with WHATS TICKING THEM OFF, Spoiler alert, it's mostly Joey Chestnut related. Then Los Hombres engage in some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they debate the NBA Finals, the Trevor Bauer situation, and Mcgregor vs. Poirier 3. Then the Boys read some of the week's craziest headlines in REAL FAKE NEWS. Move over Tom Brokaw you bum. Then, the Dudes finish up with a brand new I GOT FIVE ON IT we’re they discuss the 5 best Summer Songs! Get Ready to Jam!
On this episode, The Fellas are Road Trippin! They take a drive down the road and discuss the hottest topics in sports right now in LOCKER ROOM TALK, including the debauchery formerly known as the NBA Playoffs, Sha'Carri Richardson testing positive, and Steve Ballmer giving out OTPHJs. (00:00-35:06) Next on a very special edition of LOCKUMENTARIES, The Boys break down whats going on in the #FREEBRITNEY scandal and the #FREEBILL twist ending in the news. (35:06-53:39) Finally, in celebration of the scorching hot weather this week, The Dudes embark on a new edition of I GOT FIVE ON IT and debate their Top 5 "Hot" things--whatever that means--and get into a high speed police chase! (53:39-1:13:05)
The Fellas lead off with a new segment called WHATS TICKING US OFF--we use another word. (00:00-9:55) Then The Boys get into some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they talk about the new Supreme Court ruling allowing for college athletes to be paid, try out some of the sticky stuff now banned from baseball, hate on Ben Simmons (thoroughly) and discuss Carl Nassib, the first openly gay NFL player. They even almost spoil the end of the Sopranos. (9:55-45:53) Next, The Dudes rank their favorite fast-food chicken sandwiches in a brand new edition of FINGER LOCKIN' GOOD, they also gain about 15 pounds each (46:13-55:13) Then The Gentlemen answer some of YOUR questions in a new segment called LOCKBOX. Spoiler alert some of you people are sick puppies! (55:13-1:11:12) Finally, Los Hombres finish with an I GOT 5 ON IT where they rank their five favorite fictional athletes. Move along Mike Eruzione, you're too real for this one.
The Boys start out with a surprise FINGER LOCKIN' GOOD where they sample whether or not the new Tik-Tok trend of mustard and watermelon is Tasty or Trashy (00:00-11:25) Then on the newest edition of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Fella chat about the new trend of "Sticky Stuff" on baseballs, John Rahm catching COVID and fumbling the bag, and outdated Bruins talk. There is some must-hear Long Island trash talking in the middle so its worth the listen even if you're still heartbroken. They finish up with some Kemba/Porzingis trade talk and debate whether or not deer can swim to Block Island. (11:30-47:30) Finally, in the return of LOCKUMENTARIES, The Dudes learn what P*SY means and uncover secrets about the ancient world. (47:30-1:12:50)
WE FINALLY HAVE SPONSORS. Thank god we're finally being paid for this. The Boys start off with some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they discuss the Celtics new coaching and GM situation, the aftermath of the Bottle Thrower, and how great it is to get back to live sports. Also, new sponsor Chernobyl Sawgrass checks in with message. (00:00-23:51) Next, The Fellas welcome the return of REAL FAKE HEADLINES and finish up by getting to the bottom of a story of a Swinging Journalist with some multimedia help. MUST LISTEN. Then, new sponsor Adam & Steve has a word for you and want to promote a brand new product! (23:51-36:37) Finally The Dudes finish up with a brand new episode of I GOT 5 ON IT where they debate each others worst habits. These are completely true and have been in no way embellished. (36:37-49-01)
The Fellas lead off the episode with some LOCKER ROOM TALK (00:00-25:39) where they debate the hottest conflict on planet Earth right now Bryson vs. Brooks. Donald Trump is back in a big way and it has nothing to do with politics. Well kinda. Then the Boys read some of the week's craziest headlines in a new segment called REAL FAKE NEWS (25:39-37:31). Move over Lester Holt you bum. Then, the Dudes finish up with a brand new I GOT FIVE ON IT we’re they discuss their worst habits (37:31-1:02:57). Spoiler alert, you probably already hate them for most of these. Stay tuned for the end of the episode for some apologetic and patriotic serenading as well. Happy Memorial Day. WE LOVE THE TROOPS.
The Boys dissect (ha) the latest Alien speculation on the rumor mill (2:00-8:05) and debate which summer music festival has the best lineup this year (8:05-22:20) The Fellas follow that up with a new segment called AGEISM where they argue whether old people should have jobs based on the newest Tony La Russa drama (22:20-38:08) They finish up with a shortened version of LOCKER ROOM TALK where The Homies try to tell the future and project the final results of the Bruins-Capitals playoff series. (38:08-42:11) They finally finish up with a LOCKUMENTARY and I GOT FIVE ON IT crossover episode where The Gentlemen discuss their Top 5 things they don't understand. Spoiler alert, it's a lot! (42:20-1:08:41)
The Boys start it off with some LOCKER ROOM TALK (1:31-38:00) chatting about what they're gonna do once they're fully vaxxed, trying to figure out how someone hacked a pipeline (?) and dig deep on horse steroids. Then in a new segment, I GOT 5 ON IT, the Fellas discuss some of the world's most despicable sports villains (NUMBER 1 WILL SHOCK YOU!!) (38:21-58:09). Finally, Fiske and Ricci get familiar with their own mortalities in a brand new episode of LOCKUMENTARIES when they learn all you need to know about D***H. Scary! (58:10-1:18:34)
The Boys gather for a little classic LOCKER ROOM TALK where they roast all of the First Round Quarterbacks drafted in the 2021 NFL Draft (7:19-18:24) and discuss what normal task they could medal in at the Olympics (18:24-25:45). Then they finish strong with a heated debate of the GOAT Horses (28:55-37:00) In FINGER LOCKIN' GOOD, the Fellas, fed up with fast food, take their talents to the designer vodka realm and elegantly taste some of the best PB&J Vodka the local liquor store had to offer (37:00-45:28) Finally, in a new episode of LOCKUMENTARIES, the dudes uncover a shocking story of a forgotten internet legend when they read about the dangers (and some of the hidden bonuses) of S*G. (45:30-75:16)
DEBUT EPISODE! After a little technical issue on the front end, the fellas talk about all the hottest sports news from around the world--alongside some absolute non-sense! (00:00 - 43:45) For the non-sports fan, tune into FINGER LOCKIN' GOOD, a fast food review segment where the boys review the brand new Cajun Flounder(?) Sandwich from Popeye's and chew into the microphone for 10 minutes. (43:45 - 52:20) Finally, the first episode of LOCKUMENTARIES is out and the homies tell you all you need to know about M*IES until they wrap it up with some just old-school locker room talk. (52:20 - 1:13:06)