Miles, John, & Beckee: Recent Episodes
Miles, John, & Beckee
What is Mercury in Retrograde and why is it ruining Miles' plans? Also: Grandparent bait-and-switch, and John's got new meds!
How to train your sense of smell to come back after losing it to COVID-19 or because you got punched really hard.
That dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.
The gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.
Season Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.
All gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.
Join us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!
Miles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!
Miles moved to Ohio just in time to see the Artist Wrestling League which is just as confusing as you think it is!
Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide. Rule number one: do not feed the trolls. Listen to find out why.
In the spirit of the Cleveland Baseball Team changing their name, we discuss some of the worst sports team names and mascots in history.
John had penis reduction surgery, the Salton Sea is a physical manifestation of humanity's hubris, and introducing Dr. Snakelove!
What's the most dangerous street in the world? What if you had Thanos power but only could wipe out one person?
A writer proposes new questions to ask in lieu of the usual "how bout that weather" small talk.
Miles got his ass kicked by the COVID-19 vaccine. Free to play video games are expensive. You must shout an advertising jingle at your TV to continue watching your favorite videos.
Three End of the World scenarios presented with three survival plans. You'll be prepared for the collapse of human civilization with this episode of Don't Get the Soup!
(Most) people don't deserve dogs, Miles can't buy guns, and Beckee's mom field-dressed roadkill in front of a cop.
Explaining the science behind the fact that once you pop, you can't stop (throwing up)!
Miles joined a cult in high school. Also, we wrap up the snack bracket, and talk about the shocking smut found (by accident) in the early days of file-sharing.
It's March Madness but we don't watch sports so we're doing a Snack bracket to determine the best snacks on earth
Alex Gervasi joins us to talk about a community of people creating conspiracy theories about her while John mansplains donuts and Beckee shares her unbridled hatred for Italian Ice.
Beckee is on vacation, so John and Miles discuss weird stuff in video games, modern masculinity, and fighting your stepdad.
Tips for not being a douche at the gym, and a detour into the world of horoscopes, tarot, and ceremonial magic.
Chip dip, devil strips, and literal rivers of $#!& - just a few of the reasons you should move to fabulous Ohio!
The next time some old person says your music is too raunchy, tell them about these nasty songs they were probably dancing to back in the day.
Recap of the Butterhands Jar Opening Challenge, and talking about how to deal with depression and mental health.
Miles fought off illness by carpet-bombing his body with calories. Adam has a magnetic nose ring to help him sleep.
Each of us talk about how we got into broadcasting, and the crazy experiences that came from working in the entertainment industry. Also, Miles and John try to talk Beckee into having sex with her husband in a morgue.
What happens when horror universes are created by a community? No Sleep and the SCP Foundation, that's what.
Two 40-ish guys, going head to head in a powerlifting competition, and balancing training with their day to day lives. Get to know Adam and Miles as they discuss their history, training, and future goals.
Comedian and Alan Cox Show co-host joins us to talk about his experience growing up Mormon and eventually leaving the Mormon church.
There's an annual festival in Nederland, CO celebrating a dead guy frozen in a Tuff shed! Also Miles gambled with some street drugs and got a surprise.
Cryptids are like fans of Five Finger Death Punch in that people swear they exist, but no solid evidence of their existence can be found. Also, why did Miles' friend eat cake out of a used toilet plunger?
Find out what it's like on the good-looking side of an OnlyFans transaction and dive into the world of amateur porn!
What is true metal? What is a poser? Is it spelled poseur? Hard hitting questions and harder hitting music clips that are 5 seconds or less due to copyright restrictions abound in this week's episode of Don't Get the Soup \m/
Discussing the wild and wonderful world of wacky sporting events, plus Miles' better half fills in for John to tell a cautionary tale about boner pills and chicken wings.
Our first celebrity guest, Clown Jesus joins the show to talk about his new project CJ's Sideshow! It's a curated YouTube series highlighting unique music and celebrating love.
Also, Beckee's husband jumps on to talk about the horrors of working at a failing supermarket.
Talmbout the best bad-for-you food we've had in these united states of USA (and maybe canada a little bit too).