Ann and Albert's Adventures: Recent Episodes

Ann Burton-Brown

Ann is a history teacher in London and Albert is a plumber. They are very close friends, and these are some of the adventures they have. Some of their much naughtier adventures are available on their websites. Take a look at: https://allmylinks.com/naughty-teacher

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Mrs O has been awarded a government grant.

Outrageous!

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Who is coming to the coronation?

Find out right here!

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Scottish Nationalism.

Really?

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Sending Whats App messages is a risky business apparently!

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How to get rid of junk.

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Does beer freeze!

Apparently so.

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My sister Sharon knows ALL about certain trivia!

Who'd have thought it?

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Why don't I call myself "Doctor" Burton-Brown?

Here's why.

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Can you guess who this is?

Hint:  Battle of Trafalgar.

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How to get 3 people in a 2 seater Ferrari?

Here's how! 

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How do you get around the problem of having a chain of buyers when moving house?

Here's how!

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Why is the West End of London posh?

Here's the answer.

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A hospital visit.

Very nasty!

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Spiders and stick insects.

VERY naughty for an ADVENTURE!

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Albert thinks you don't need a freezer.

He has an alternative.

Warning:  Do NOT try this at home!

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Frostbitten bits.

This is how it happened!

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Harry attacks William!

Have you heard?

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Discussing one's virginity on public can be a dangerous business.

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Why do plumbers need to wear earrings? Here's the answer!

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An interesting fact about cockerels.

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The search for the merkin goes on.

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Canvassing for one's political party can be SO TIRING!

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The vicar calls.

Just a quickie but it made me laugh!

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Where does one put one's pocket watch when on the beach?

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Albert never pays for anything.

His phone takes care of it.

Or so he thinks.

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Ancient Egyptian undies.

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An Ancient Greek sport.

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A new way to deal with power shortages.

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What do you know about the origins of frozen food?

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An unusual X Ray.

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Have you seen a she-wee?

Well this is a he-wee.

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A baked bean phobia.

Yes really.

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Albert's ancestors were from Cornwall.

Raiding was involved!

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Unusual car registration numbers.

Do you know of any?

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A wonderful book has just been published.

You should take a look!

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Shoes or pencil case?

So confusing!

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I have been HEADHUNTED!

Whatever next?

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What actually is a cockapoo?

You may THINK you know .........

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We discuss the pros and cons of butt implants.

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Who was Britain's WORST Prime Minister?

Opinions vary.

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A new Prime Minister.

Well why not Albert?

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The Ladies' Rugby World Cup is on.

It's VERY exciting!

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Power Cuts.

But every cloud has a silver lining.

Can you guess?

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Monkey Hangers?

Really?

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A very nice pair.

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Ann and Albert are on STRICTLY!

So exciting!

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Annoying phone calls.

They really are a nuisance, don't you agree?

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Heidi wears a fishing net!

Whatever next?

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Goodness what a strange chair!

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Cat cat has been giving dirty looks.

How very dare he!

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Get Naked.

Really?

On a Thursday?

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A very small hole in the ceiling.

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We have a new king.

BUT you may not know some details ...........

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Albert encounters his local Member of Parliament.

He really is so naughty!

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Today we discuss Noah, nuns and acting.

And I wear a cushion.

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How do you improve discipline?

This is how!

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How can Albert wash his hands in coal?

Here's how!

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There are certain things that one does not do in a supermarket.

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Cicadas and enchiladas.

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A public service announcement for hot and sunny weather.

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How to put a quilt inside a quilt cover.

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Hairy armpits on women.

Are you a fan?

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How not to set up in business.

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All about psychics.

And how gullible some plumbers are.

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My clothes airer is mistaken for a sun lounger.

Guess who made the mistake?

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Albert's Grinding Service.

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How to cool your home in the hot weather.

Albert style.

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Are you fed up with the political parties?

So are we, so how about starting a new one?

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Albert has a problem with hubby's rod.

Oh dear.

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A new Olympic sport?

Who knows?

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How did my plumber meet his wife?

Quite a surprise!

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Great confusion involving squirrels.

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Beer making.

I try some home brew and it's really rather good!

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Jam is better on toast really

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Albert tries to sell me a broken chair and is very rude about my tea set.

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Albert needs a kilt to attend a wedding.

So I lend him one of mine.

But all does not go according to plan.

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Something from Albert's past.

Rather surprising don't you think?

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Have you heard of the 6 wives of Henry the Eighth?

How about the 8 wives of Henry the Sixth?

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Fencing.

No not that sort.

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Where did my name come from?

It is NOT all that it seems.

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Albert is vegan, but he manages to eat my cheese and ham sandwich!

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Whatever would the Queen say?

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Glue is dangerous stuff; be careful!

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Out of date tissues!

Whatever next?

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Albert as a school governor?

What ideas does he have?

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Are cars really like their owners?

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Albert is in trouble with his wife.

In a rather strange way.

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Albert has a problem.

I have no intention of helping him out.

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George has a problem.

Very nasty.

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Albert has a high IQ?

Really?

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Albert cuts some wood. What could possibly go wrong?

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Albert is famous!

He's on the radio!

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Albert crosses a bulldog with a shih tzu.

What does he get?

Answers on a postcard please.

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Albert has a Roman artefact.

It's very interesting.

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Ann, Janet and Sharon have another sister.

A REDHEAD named Heidi.

She is on her way back to the UK from New Zealand, and you will be meeting her in a few weeks' time.

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It is very difficult to give oneself a haircut.

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Albert is such a fund of useless ideas!

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Some HISTORY for you. Enjoy!

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Albert tells you how you can do it.

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Whoever would have thought it?

Such a surprise!

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His candles smell just like his *.  Disgraceful.

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And Albert panics.

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What can I say!

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I've been caught!

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What is GMT?

What is BST?

OK, but whatever is AST?

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Would you like to help us?

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Can you help him out?

He does get very confused.

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So that's how he became a plumber!

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Brazier or brassiere?  Albert is confused.

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Really?

Honestly Albert does have some strange ideas.

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Albert meets Ann's Great Aunt Letitia, who died many years ago.

And he isn't the first person to meet her recently!

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If you need a plumber, I can give you Albert's number!

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A very useful cookery tip from a plumber.

What more could you want?

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Albert's hen party is not quite what it seems.

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A fan is paying Ann to cover herself in baked beans.

And then Albert gets involved ...............

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Ann is a history teacher in London and Albert is a plumber.

They are very close friends, and these are some of the adventures they have.

Some of their much naughtier adventures are available on their websites:

Take a look at: https://allmylinks.com/naughty-teacher