The Roy H. Pomeroy Podcast: Recent Episodes
Ted Ehlers
The year is 1982. The city is Los Angeles on the Island Nation of California. Roy H. Pomeroy hosts a live radio broadcast for all citizens within the 5-mile radius of KRHP 105.1 FM.
Bob Dylan calls in with an emergency - he knows not where he is. Also featured are Beatles John Lennon, and Sir Paul McCartney. Roy and Henry repel a skeleton attack and play a prank. Wilford Brimley is having problems with his driveway gravel.
Special Guest Star Casey Kasem in on board for a Bat-Studded Startime Batman freakout session! It's simply sheer wall-to-wall stainproof Batman action. The Bob Dylan also makes an appearance. Brought to you by pudding and twine.
Roy and Henry embark upon a guided old west adventure. John Lennon is crying over the LA real estate market. Werewolf warnings are issued. This episode is pridefully sponsored by Brasso, the only brass polish made of brass... and wax.
Bob Dylan is the guest of the day on this star-packed far-out episode. Roy and Henry also check in with Wilford Brimley and Beatle John Lennon of The World-Famous Beatles.
Sir Wilford Brimley joins the RHP Show via horsey phone. Roy speaks with John Lennon, who is on a punk rock and new wave kick. Henry vows to best Jasper in a dunebuggy stunt spectacular.
This episode is sponsored by Mattress Time! Mention promo code J.A.S.P.E.R. to receive 10% off your next springloaded classic quilted mattress and box spring.
Muppet creator Jim Henson joins Roy and Henry in studio to discuss taxes and puppets. Roy tangles with a hothead on the phone lines. Belarus is on the hook for a 30 million military budget shortfall.
Roy and Henry speak to John Lennon (The Beatles, The Dick Cavett Show) regarding the cinnamon and werewolf situation in the Island Nation of California. A concerned citizen calls in to sound off on all this darn cinnamon that's been blowing around lately.
It's the Season 2 Premier! 1982 has arrived and Mike Curb has destroyed the USA. Martial law and denim rule the land as Roy and Henry take to the airwaves.
It's the Professor Squad, season 1, episode 4, first broadcast on December 23, 1981. Sorry for the sound quality, but I recorded these episodes from KTLA on SLP mode on my VCR. Brought to you by the '82 Chrysler LeBaron, Atari at The Broadway, and Coors Light.
Roy and Henry discuss the latest on Operation: Clip & Save and record a pizza safety PSA for the holidays. Lunch is a choice between a car inspection and a holiday cookie contest.
Roy and Henry discuss the big sports game last night. Did you see it? They record narration for an important train safety film.
Roy rattles off a list of 50 incredible king sayings. They discuss security at the Curb Compound, and record a pasta advertisement.
Roy and Henry record a Top 100 Singles of 1981 countdown for a US military radio program. Roy shares an Army secret with Henry.
Roy and Henry are tasked with recording a commercial for... Mike Curb? It simply cannot be!
Roy confronts Mike Curb in an ethersphere trance. Roy and Henry record a radio spot for Sanka, the wonderful Japanese coffee powder.
Bruce Springsteen has endorsed Mike Curb for Lt. Governor of California. Roy and Henry record a radio spot for Irish Spring, the Emerald soap of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the latest mug situation and record some single lines for The Professor Squadron television cartoon.
Roy and Henry discuss the Pomeroy's six dens of note. They record a tag for a Sharky's Machine television commercial, starring sir Burt Reynolds. Rated R!
Roy and Henry discuss a lost travel mug, driving, and read a PSA for the Lt. Governor's Office regarding plant hanger materials known by the State of California to give rats coughs.
Roy and Henry discuss a new travel mug. Roy astral projects his California soul to the Mike Curb Congregation's Crime Ranch. The client de jour is Hasbro's plastic army man toyline for the upcoming 1982 birthday season.
Roy and Henry discuss wine, vitamins, and some Atwater Village skateboarding children whom have skated off the corner of Roy's lawn. Roy reads for the Hawaiian Punch Juice Company's upcoming 1982 radio campaign, to raise awareness of the brand in the aftermath of the complete and total volcanic destruction of the Hawaiian Islands.
Roy and Henry discuss the new hallway waiting area outside Studio 5. Roy visits Triangle Town for some more insights. They record a read for Pillsbury Croissants, the flaky kind that come in that wonderful pressurized waxy cardboard tube.
Roy and Henry record with Samantha S. Wheeler, Voice Actor's Guild Assistant Secretary and voice of Susan on The Professor Squadron television cartoon.
Roy and Henry speak of the goofball situation, talk Jester/King rankings, and record an album sale radio spot for K-Mart's big pre-Christmas new release day. Buy one get one free!
Roy and Henry discuss goofballs, Elvis, and record some background communications chatter for an upcoming Star Trek motion picture film.
Roy orders Henry a coffee from Christine, because Henry is quite sleepy. They discuss this and that, and record a TV voiceover for Team Murray brand BMX bicycles.
Roy and Henry discuss the block captaincy, discuss William Shatner of the Star Trek Television Program of note, and record an emergency Thanksgiving message from the Lt. Governor's Office of Holiday Preparedness.
It's election day in the Atwater Village! Roy and Henry discuss socks, Mike Curb, and record a refreshing radio spot for Dr. Pepper, the prune-based sodatime beverage of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the safety tips that have produced a surplus of popcorn balls in the Pomeroy household. They read for HBO, featuring the roller skating discotheque film of note, Roller Boogie, starring Linda Blair on wheels.
The Dodgers have won the '81 World Series, Roy attended a very sleepy Guild meeting, and the boys in the Studio 5 record a spot for Doritos, the dusted tortillas of note.
Roy and Henry discuss menswear, space, and record an ad for Haggar Dacron Slacks, the only pants in the USA with a 12-month guarantee.
Roy and Henry discuss a late shipment of Girl Scout Cookies and try to get a few more answers from those darn mind triangles that dwell upon the ether zone area of California. Roy reads an intro for Sandy Duncan.
Roy and Henry become paranoid of vans. Roy enters a trance. They record a promo for the Night Time Movie on Channel 5, KTLA.
Roy and Henry discuss David, perchance on goofballs. Henry demonstrates his new Commodore VIC-20 Personal Computer, and Roy reads for Kentucky Fried Chicken, A.K.A. KFC.
Roy and Henry read the Los Angeles Times and record a Christmastime radio spot for Tupperwear.
Roy teaches Henry about California Soul. They record some lines for The Professor Squadron Animated Children's Action Cartoon Television Program of Note.
Roy and Henry discuss the three best places to meet unattached women aged exactly 30 years. They record a radio spot for a charity haunted house.
Roy and Henry discuss a romantic setback, Soviet tunnels, some revisions to the U.S.A. Flag, and record a radio spot for Casino Swiss Cheese, a mild and delicate flavor to serve your family and party guests and perhaps to snack upon in your cool garage.
Roy and Henry bring each other up to date on the Soviet business spy times radarman plot. They record a radio spot for Sears Garage Doors Openers.
Roy and Henry discuss all fifty ways to leave your lover, such as growing a very itchy beard of note.
Roy and Henry discuss roller skating huts, Halloween, and record a Columbo adventure for a read-along book, available on record or cassette.
Roy dispenses advice to Henry. They discuss initials, Don Pardo of the Saturday Night Live Television Program, and record some voiceover for the Wisk Detergent Company.
Roy and Henry discuss a missing earring. They record a liar's commercial for the truck of fools, Datsun.
Roy and Henry discuss the future moon times, then record a deceptively simple session for Graham Crackers, the N.A.B.I.S.C.O. food item of note.
Roy and Henry discuss breakfast muffins and do a quite international introduction. The client is the CBS Evening News Program with Bob Schieffer.
In this 66th-most episode, Roy and Henry discuss pilots, kings, and vampires. They read for the Franken Berry cereal.
Roy and Henry play host to musical guest rock and roll starman David Bowie, who is at the Voice Actors Guild Studios to record narration for Peter and the Wolf. David makes off with Henry's guitar.
Roy and Henry discuss the goings on of late. They patch some dialog for The Professor Squad.
Roy and Henry sift through the aftermath of the VAG Awards. They record a spot for Alberto V05 Hot Oil Hair stuff.
Roy and Henry share Wheel and Bird news. Roy hosts a Heaven Corner, and the Studio 5 Boys record a PSA for the Just Say No Campaign against the alleytime drugs of note.
Roy and Henry talk about the VAG Awards, Pinches, and read for the ubiquitous Florsheim Shoes footwear company of notation.
When Casey Kasem's car breaks down, Roy and Henry are tasked with the Big Countdown Show.
Roy and Henry talk about a bunch of stuff, including but not limited to, production assistants, block captains, cones, and English mystery novels. The client is Jell-O Pudding Pops - a General Foods Inc. frozen desert time treat.
Roy is perhaps a robot. Roy and Henry discuss the mystery coins and 3 Musketeers, and record a California Kite PSA. Please remember to throw your kite litter in the trash!
Roy and Henry discuss the Zenith, Roy's commute route, and read a newsbreak for KTLA-5.
Roy and Henry talk the Doobie Brothers and things one might lug. Henry removes his mustache. Roy is hesitant to read for Turtle Wax.
Roy and Henry investigate the vending machine, discuss hindsight, and read a spot for Skittles, the digital candy of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the Twilight Zone television program of note, pencils, marriage, and read for the '81 AMC Pacer. It's got the widest doors in its class!
Roy and Henry serve up some gentle spaced out groove daddy material due to a slight hangover. Roy chides henry for prying. They record a solid identification for KTLA News 5.
Roy and Henry discuss a nomadic hermit fellow, and talk about birds. They record a cancellation for a football game, called on account of seismographs and geology.
Roy and Henry discuss the Wheel of Fortune game show, Russia, and record a radiotime spot for the Taco Bell Corporation of the United States of America.
Roy and Henry discuss the old radio tower atop the V.A.G. studios. Also discussed is an idea for a Disneytime Movie, and they record a court-ordered spot for Rolos - the candy that used to pull your teeth out prior to the addition of a mild caramel-softening detergent.
Roy and Henry talk about shows, dirt welders, and numbers. Roy reads for Ritz Crackers, a product of the National Biscuit and Cookie Administration. Quite buttery!
Roy and Henry discuss pirate radio, the Concorde, the big game, and record an incredible rap time musical ditty of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the Beatnik Bandit, gimmicks, and wine grapes. They read for the Paul Masson Wine Company, LLC.
Roy and Henry are left without any material due to the ongoing 1981 Writer's Guild strike. They discuss the rolling Water Department Curb Box Survey, clipboards, and Roy recounts an Army-times bar fight story.
Roy and Henry discuss the secret Russian conspiracy, very buttery cornbread, and read for Wheat Thins, the health-time cracker of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the sister of Dennis, who may be named Bertie and has an ankle sprain, perhaps a break of that same ankle. Topics include moths, sweet treats, and step stools. They record a phone number for a mysterious client.
Roy and Henry are sidelined by the Writer's Strike. Roy reads from his work in progress, a terse-as-hell detective fiction manuscript entitled The Man with the Wool Eye.
Roy and Henry discuss health-time smoothies and next generation pennies while awaiting Teletype advertising copy from New York.
Roy and Henry discuss caramel apple hesitancy, secret passageways, and read for Walter Disney's upcoming semianimated children's live action adventure-style digital action film trailer of note, starring Jeffrey Bridges, David Warner, and a lady, I believe.
Roy and Henry discuss tennis outfits, health, the Hospital Problems daytime soap opera, and read for The People's Court television show of note.
Roy and Henry discuss double muffins, the politics, and read a country-time advertisement for the Sears Turtleneck.
Roy and Henry hold an Outer Space Corner, discussing space issues, Rod Stewart's very billowy shirt, and read for the Twix candy bar.
Roy and Henry discuss anger, grief, and jazz - the 3 main emotions. They finally record a few takes for the Super Friends animated television program.
Roy and Henry discuss a Chex Snack Mix injury, tea, and read for the Knight Rider NBC Television Pilot.
Roy and Henry get into some locker room talk, discuss the plumbers eternal war on Jane Fonda, and read for Kraft Grated Parmesan Cheese.
Roy and Henry debut a new segment, "Am I Crazy." They discuss Curb's Curb, and read for Olde Cape Cod Oyster Crackers, the wonderfully dry cracker of note.
Roy and Henry discuss the generational divide, wagons, and read for the splendid Pop Tart toastertime pastries.
Roy and Henry discuss the new Guild newsletter, competitive hand-holding, and read for the Target Buick Motorcar Dealership of Southern California.
Roy and Henry discuss the wonderful LA Lakers Basketball Sports Team, and record a flawless voiceover for a Ronco Electric Pickle Caddy television commercial.
Roy and Henry discuss the wonderfully gold embossed self-improvement book The Mind Power Revolution by Drs. William and Lisa Putney-Green. Roy has the honor of reading for a talking ATM for the good folks at the Bank of the America Wonderful Cornerstone Banking Institution.
Roy and Henry discuss the old Chevrolet and read for The Mutual of Omaha Animal Kingdom Television Program Show.
Roy and Henry discuss the spontaneous bounty of the breakroom, and read for Episode 2 of The Professor Squadron television adventure children's cartoon show.
Roy and Henry discuss those scintillating Rolling Stones, and do a read for Chunky Candy Bars - the only candy bar that has raisins in it, shaped like the Aztec Pyramids of yore.
In this twenty-fifth episode, Roy and Henry discuss block captains, Peak Oil, label makers, and read for some candy and gums.
Roy and Henry discuss the temperate weather, the New Californians who clog the courts at the Atwater Village Tennis Club, and read for Kaboom Cereal, the clown and marshmallow cereal of note.
Roy and Henry discuss Gord Lane of the wonderful Islanders Hockey Sports Team, bachelor parties, and talk dinosaurs for the museum folks of the great state of California.
Roy and Henry blast through a stack of 3 blind reads for the Sony Walkman, The Lt. Governor, and some kind of Blue Nun Wine album.
Roy and Henry discuss salary, Omar Sharif, and record a southern market television spot for that most splendid of huts - the Pizza Hut!
No, this is a good episode title. Roy and Henry discuss the end of Mike Curb and the Kooky Cloud, and record educational content for the Professor Squad pilot so it qualifies for CBS.
Roy and Henry talk threads, are ordered to get ahead of the curve, and record 3 cereal commercials for the good people of the General Mills Cereal Company of America.
Roy and Henry discuss birthday muffins, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, and record some voice work for HBO, the wonderful Home Box Office for the pay cable television system.
Roy and Henry discuss the studio politics of David, Raps, and job-killing regulations. They record the big end monologue for the Professor Squad pilot.
Happy 4th of July! Roy and Henry discuss the fireworks, pinball games, Roy's new novel, and record a spot for Atari - the wonderful California digital games company.
Roy and henry discuss a cloud encounter, the handwriting of Mike Curb, and record a spot for a digital shaver.
Roy and Henry are in a holding pattern due to a disruption of the Teletype lines. They talk basketball, trash, and holy matrimony.
Roy and Henry discuss a pencil, a group of young people making crumbs near the pool, and record a PSA for the Lt. Governor regarding Pop Tarts.
Roy and Henry discuss matrimony, Sir Rodney Stewart, and record a radio message from the Lt. Governor of the Splendid State of California.
Roy and Henry discuss men's fashion and record a spot for Necco Wafers, the candy that used to be pills.
Roy and Henry try out for the Thriller rap. Roy scares himself, but he delivers some smooth reads for English-style breakfast muffins.
Roy and Henry discuss Pepper Ear, a rare spice disorder which affects the inner ear of men between the ages of 50 and 59. They record a Casio digital watch ad.
Roy and Henry cool off and have a regular old session recording for Budweiser and the Chevy Citation. Roy reads from his sea novel - historical sea semi-fiction!
Roy and Henry witness a parking lot fight and record a meatball sauce commercial. Featuring the wonderful Peter Duchesne as The Wolfman!
Roy and Henry discuss the coming alive of the antique diving suit, and record dialog for the rebooted Professor Squad animated action adventure television children's program.
Roy and Henry discuss the latest on the Obsidian situation, Rodneys Stewart and Serling, and the Wolfman's incredible purple Beatnik Bandit hotrod automobile.
Roy and Henry discuss the game last night, the destruction of Hawaii, and the Chevy Citation.
Roy and Henry discuss the new vending machine and record a PSA for the great state of California.