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John Vitali
Me going on about government conspiracies, not liking politics and not liking the government. Teaching people how to be a sheep and how not to be a sheep. I do not believe in any form of government, so if you are a conservative don’t even bother. And I talk about my animals, pharmaceutical companies, what they did and how they got people addicted to drugs and how it’s all about money and vaccinations and all types of shit. Bill Gates is the one that controls it all, along with my bunny Midnight.
Driving through Freeport, ranting about bullshit. And how the police for Palmer fucking white kids he has they know that they’re respectful unlike the fucking do you know who because I have one behind me and I swear to god if you pulled me over all my God yeah would’ve been a motherfucking God knows what. Because the Naprosyn I know two sergeants and they’ll pull me over but they won’t pull over the fucking black kid driving. And I fucking had it
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First episode, caught a fly In my bathroom along with the other hundred. I didn’t catch the other hundred, just one. But there’s more. And I saw a couple ants Having a midnight snack on my roommates nasty sock. So mI’m going to grab a couple and a couple more flies and it’ll be enough is it season two, maybe three I’ll make it a fuck I feel like it. She’s into a be back at 1 o’clock OK no fuck off and do whatever you doing goodbye. 1 o’clock, if you listen to this one and not the second one. I know longer want you listening anymore. I’m not trying to be popular, but do not disrespect me and listen to the first episode of my season and not the second. If you do that, I will mail 4000 fucking ladybug to your house maybe even an armadillo. See you soon. And the person living with me, it will be part of the episode.
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Talkin bout natty light and their flamingo beers. Fuckin less then a dollar a beer like 22 for a 30 rack. For men who like strawberry lemonade and beer. And the whole cans covered wit flamingoes I mean you just really can’t fuckin beat it