The Midwood Files: Recent Episodes
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Happy Independence Day everyone in the USA! We’ve got lots to celebrate in the USA and so do you. Think about it. ALL DAY.:)
YES he’s back and with a guesthost too, our friend Austen is a charming dude we hope to have back lots. Thanks as always!
LF Midwood talks AI, Gemini in particular, immigration, and other topics you should have paid attention to but clearly didn’t. I can’t even comment on the other stuff cuz I’m so pissed about ‘Black Vikings’ and other totally fictional so called historical images generated by that piece of Google trash. Before you get your corset […]
Tucker Carlson, Vladimir Putin, immigration; yeah we can still talk about these things even to people who may or may not be our friends because we are STILL America. Now go be an American.
Midwood continues to adjust to Texas. Texas has a few adjustments of its own to make. Yeah there’s a list, personally and in the news. Suffice it to say, The Producer is coming up with weird ways to play with barbed wire. After all, many places use it as ‘decoration’ here. Illegal immigrants? I’ll let […]
Why do the Lubavitchers have tunnels under Brooklyn and why should you care that the cops are trying to close them up with concrete? Don’t be a putz. Listen to this show and realize you’re not in the world as you thought you knew it.
This is an official notice from The Midwood Files that we are NOT restricted! We intend to continue ‘acting’ just as we have been. Maybe worse. Its not our fault, we went to public school. We’ll see. Just in case you wondered. Watch the Video archive on Rumble by clicking here.
Midwood still cares about the planet only now he also cares about Rumble; as should you. Get over there. I’m the Producer just do what I say.(which never happens. He always does at least one thing that makes me go ‘ew’.) Midwood cares about you as well. Just don’t make him prove it.
The show was live tonite on Rumble. Just check out the link on the side to see video, yep video! This was Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride day and if any of you as much as THINK about touching anything in the studio for any reason whatsoever, well we probably won’t notice because honestly, it was […]
Cornelia came home, proving good things DO happen if you send good vibes and prayers. THANKS everyone! We’re technically back on track. DON’T push that button!
Sometimes the only thing you can do is stop helping and try not to die from an alien skin eating disease. Or, you could just read the news. Either way, the word ‘ewwww’ will be involved. Gimmie my Ramones and STFU.
IN PERSON with the man himself John Lightning! It was live and um, well, awesome… lets just say not for the timid. OH GROW UP!!!
Midwood and The Producer are BACK! You know that look on your face right now? Keep it you’ll need it through the entirety of the show.
LF Midwood and The Producer present the 6th Anniversary of The Midwood Files show. Its scary cuz its Halloween and for a variety of other reasons we just don’t talk about anywhere but on the internet. (Yeah I know. I see that look on your face.)
On this episode of the Midwood Files: Some relevant news and-learn the dif between The Grateful Dead and the GD COVER BAND, or the Producer will leave candied spiced grasshoppers in your Halloween bag cuz she saw it on Iron Chef. (They’re real and hot AF and yeah I’ll do it.)
The Midwood Files would like to give you a very effective mantra. Write this 100 times every day for 30 days in your journal (because keeping a journal is what they teach the kids to do in school promising to never show it to their parents. Yeah I know. I digress again.) Anyhoo – “You […]
We here at The Midwood Files intend to celebrate Columbus Day with alotta meatballs and sausages. OK yeah the food too. Have a good one or else. Capiche?! (I’m just a little white girl with a bit of a Texas accent so ya know this sort of talk makes my mouth feel funny. Feed me.
This week lets all focus on those in need in Florida and other states hit by hurricane Ian, with a big dose of gratitude on the side.
Be like LF. Pay attention! OMG – I suddenly had a flash of an ebook filled with Midwood inspirational messages. Oh wait, they all contain the F word.
The Midwood Files with the Producer on the side. (or hiding under the desk however you wanna look at it.)
Pertinant music along with LF’s pertinant commentary, reminding us all that the Dems continue to sing the song that never ends. OH and give the Christians their own venue to get shouty at pagans; just don’t call it the Coliseum. Maybe they’re still mad about that.
LF Midwood is happy to be back this week after some challenging times. We know you are hanging in with us, take a pause and hug somebody ok? (someone not illegal and yes I felt I had to tell you that.)
LF Midwood; Back where he belongs. You’re lookin’ swell Dolly er um, ok alright already no singing geez-louise. Whatdya mean producers can’t sing?