The Megan & Whitney Show: Recent Episodes

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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? We will touch on the abstract as well the concrete, the sacred as well as the profane. And, of course, this will be peppered with the trivial minutiae of our everyday lives.

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Join us on a wild, multi-dimensional journey where culinary adventures meet cosmic dreams and raw personal insights. In this eclectic episode, we explore everything from the art of making dumplings and the evolution of food culture to the mysteries of microplastics, nuclear dreams, and shifting perceptions of mental health. With playful nods to “magic toasters” and surreal dreamscapes, our conversation blends humor, history, and deep introspection—challenging norms and sparking creativity. Whether you’re passionate about cooking, curious about how food shapes community, or exploring the inner workings of your mind, this episode promises a unique mix of ideas and heartfelt reflections.

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In this episode, we spiral through depression, anxiety, and sudden loss—and how these moments cracked open portals we didn’t know we were ready for. From psychic overwhelm and panic attacks to Ram Dass in the bathtub and ancestral visitations through children’s toys, it’s a ride through what it means to feel everything, all at once.

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*00:00 00:00*
Intro

*00:06 00:09*

  • CES & AI Everywhere
  • Discussion of new tech at CES (Consumer Electronics Show).
  • Joking about AI ovens, AI guitars, and the feeling that everything is suddenly “smart.”

*00:09 00:12*

  • NVIDIA Supercomputers & Exaflops
  • Awe at how new hardware can process “the entire internet.”
  • Talk of energy consumption, fossil fuels vs. nuclear, and whether AI will force an energy revolution.

*00:12 00:15*

  • Industrial Revolution Parallel
  • Comparing AI’s potential impact to the Industrial Revolution.
  • Concern about environmental strain, greed, and unstoppable progress.

*00:15 00:18*

  • Vonnegut’s Player Piano & Self-Driving Cars**
  • Reading a Kurt Vonnegut quote on technology replacing humans.
  • Rant about driverless cars, personal autonomy, and why society resists better public infrastructure.

*00:24 00:27*

  • Roman Empire & Modern Parallels
  • Drawing lines from Ancient Rome’s “bread and circuses” to today’s consumer culture.
  • Government structures modeled on Greek/Roman systems.

*00:33 00:36*

  • New “Religion” Idea: PFG
  • “Powerful People for Good”—recognizing your decisions have a ripple effect.
  • A playful framework for making better choices that benefit yourself and others.

*00:36 00:39*

  • Council of Nicaea & Jesus’ Divinity
  • A quick historical aside about the year 325 CE, Arianism, and the “election” of Christ’s divine status.
  • Santa Claus (St. Nicholas) allegedly slapping Arius—fun historical tidbit.

*00:39 00:42*

  • Cheese Heist at Neal’s Yard Dairy
  • News of a massive cheddar cheese theft.
  • Speculation on how thieves offload that much specialty cheese.

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00:00 - Intro

02:25 - Food Love: Korean Food & Homemade Pizza
Reminiscing about favorite dishes, Megan and Whitney share stories of making Korean-inspired meals and the perfect pizza with fennel sausage, basil, and pineapples.

09:04 - Holy Relics & Ancient Mysteries
The conversation turns to relics like Jesus’ foreskin and umbilical cord, discussing their historical significance and the idea of staging a "holy heist" to steal these relics.

13:18 - Consciousness & Quantum Mysteries
Things get deep as the hosts dive into consciousness, quantum physics, and AI. Drawing on physicist Brian Greene’s work, they debate whether consciousness transcends physical reality.

26:18 - Saints, Spies, & Becoming Saints
Talk of Scandinavian spies from WWII leads to a fun brainstorming session about starting a YouTube experiment to become modern-day saints.

30:43 - Holy Relics & Sacred Objects
Back to relics! They discuss the divine power of sacred objects like the "true cross" and Galileo's finger, pondering the power of belief and the role of relics in religion.

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00:00 - Intro
11:00 - Coincidence or Fate
54:00- Andrew Tate Speculation

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00:00 - Taxing Billionaires
16:28 - Fallacy of Human Supremacy
28:00- Dumpling Class
44:00 - Human Environment Relations

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00:00 - Bobs Burgers and Mortality
10:00 - Alien and Predator
17:30 - Half life and Co Sleeping
38:32 - Bandit Queen
52:00 - The Funerary Complex

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00:00 - Ruins in Guatemala
24:50 - Mortality Rates
43:28 - What is "Woke" Christmas?

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00:00 - TEXAS CHILLI
29:00 - CHANNELING
39:00- CATHOLIC HOLD
51:30 - WOMBS
01:02:20 - GHOSTS

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00:00 - Intro
09:57 - The cosmic Orgasm
24:49 - AutoMat Dumplings
45:45 - Partnership

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00:00 - Intro
00: 20 - Healthcare is a Scam
17:26 - King Nipple Licking
55:13 - Nacho Liftoff

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00:00 - Intro
10:13 - MOJAVE
28:10 - EEYORE'S BIRTHDAY

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00:00 - Intro
10:24 - Banned Women
34:18 - J.O Party

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00:00 - Intro
01:00 - Bloomin' Magic
20:28 - Darkness Before Bed
40:41 - Let's Eat Austin
55:32 - Origin of Rubbishcook

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00:00- Intro
06:15- Wages of Fuckin
11:19 - Quantum Decryption
37:38 - Toxic Femininiity

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00:00 - Intro
08:19 - Poop Story
18:11 - Spiritual Revival
35:50 - Multiple Cycles 

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00:00 - Intro 
14:20 - Quantum Teleportation
25:13 - Megan Ride
31:22 - Mothers 
43:53 - SPIRIT and UFOs

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During our latest ice storm, it was imperative to release the intellectual brain pressure encompassing all things soul purposey, the meaning of sin and the quantum effects of FORGIVENESS! 

*DISCLAIMER (TW) : We talk about molestation and its perpetrators as an example of the absolute ultimate CHALLENGE of forgiveness. As a species, how do PREVENT harm from rippling through generations? We do not want this to be misconstrued. We are just two meat popsicles mulling around possibilities to very difficult and traumatic situations.*

00:00 - Intro
11:45 - Life’s Purpose
21:24 - Put a Pin in Sin
35:06 - Free Will and Forgiveness

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​ @Rubbishcook   and  @Whitney_Does have been outrageously busy these past few weeks but we saved a special episode for this exact scenario! ENJOY 

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00:00 - Intro
09:23 - Double Trips
14:40 - Small Self Clinging
15:33 - Eyes of christ
22:55 - Preppers

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Sorry there were no times to chapter this bad boy out!

@Rubbishcook   and  @Whitney_Does dive into a message left by a crop circle and the repercussions of communicating directly. 

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WE'RE BACK BABY!  @Rubbishcook and   @Whitney_Does (who didn't have her voice for most of December) mostly discuss their sharings of Ram Dass, BUTT we talk about LSD, sickness, and dead people... The usual. 

01:32- A Message For You
11:06 - Ought To Do
23:03 - Christ as LSD in America 
34:55 - Shazam or Wait…
40:43 - Christ as LSD Again

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​ @Rubbishcook   and  @Whitney_Does chat ghost language, billboards, AI art and music, Megan's education on religion and the shaping of humanity. 

00:00 - Intro
06:26 - Billboard Betrayal 
10:47 - AI Art
14:34 - Languages of Ghosts
33:33 - Shaping Humanity

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90s Batmans, ASMR Food Porn, Death Doula, Navigating Chaos, Booger Sucker, Soft Gaze, Psychic Danger, Responsible Mediumship, and a Hellenistic Deity Reading. We have MAWPOD stickers! send a missive to cosmicturd69@gmail.com to request a sticker, my friends.

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00:00 - Intro 
02:37- God Is Dead
07:10 - DMT
12:26 - Healing
22:00 - Megan Updates!
26:00 - Mini 9/11
30:00 - VOODOO
32:00 - Preppers

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11:27 - Ghost Story
33:25 - The Spark Of Conquer
43:00 - Accumulation of Garbage
46:00 - Street Smarts

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We really bopped around on this one! We discuss the formative experiences behind our gender expression and muse about gender in general as we dip and dive through free speech, ancestral foundations, angelic aliens, prioritizing spiritual wealth, and enduring versus enjoying life... on this episode of mawpod 😎

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Whitney and Megan delve into the latter's Religious Studies background to explore Catholic doctrine, holy land disputes, and diasporic Christian sects. Whitney sheds light on raising a suddenly wicked toddler, traumatic legacies, and enigmatic infrastructure planning. PASTA IS MAGIC. ✨

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Our two data necromancers unearth the echos of trauma through cursed family heirlooms and esoteric visions but also enjoy a good larf about the decrepit decadence of consumerist vacation spots in this episode of mawpod

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Whitney and Megan dissect leaps in quantum technology in China, squashing innocence, confident communication, and "cooking" situations in this episode of mawpod!

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00:00 - Intro 
13:24 - Origin of Cuck
29:00 - Comfort food throwdown 
31:00 - Chatting about the Great Sphincter

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00:00 - Intro
3:30 - The Dark Shit! Continuum of opposites (Reflecting on the mass shooters)
16:58 - Megan Spots a Flaccid Wanker/ Chaos energy day
27:29 - Ancestor Memory Maintenance
33:30 - Homeless, Drugs as an Escape and Soul Kegels 
44:41 - Podcast utopian apologies

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Thanks for tuning into our cozy sulci! Where  @Rubbishcook and I chat into oblivion in order to make sense of the nonsensical.

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If you'd like to send Megan's brother, Josh, some lovely reading material as he is stuck inside a cage, please write...

Joshua Smith 140 1984
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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! 

Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? 

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Join Whitney and Megan as they pop the corn of their minds and dive into the buttery topics of... The Catalyst for God, Jesus was a Magician and is the Universe a Mobius Strip or a garlic knot?

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Tonight's episode is packed full of listener questions! Everything from the idealization of prehistoric cultures, ghost friend identities and the existence of the illuminati. Dive in as we dump our brains. 

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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! 

Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? 

We will touch on the abstract as well the concrete, the sacred as well as the profane. And, of course, this will be peppered with the trivial minutiae of our everyday lives. 

Get to know us—and yourself—by sending us your burning questions or potential discussion topics at cosmicturd69@gmail.com

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Megan and Whitney explore the realms of their lost fathers, sinister cake decorating plots, bandwidth to witness, moving our bodies to get out of our heads, and TV. If you get an idea or feel a cosmic turd wanting to poop out through your mindhole, send us an email at cosmicturd69@gmail.com and we'll discuss your topic on the air next week! 

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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! 

Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? 

We will touch on the abstract as well the concrete, the sacred as well as the profane. And, of course, this will be peppered with the trivial minutiae of our everyday lives. 

Get to know us—and yourself—by sending us your burning questions or potential discussion topics at cosmicturd69@gmail.com

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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! 

Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? 

We will touch on the abstract as well the concrete, the sacred as well as the profane. And, of course, this will be peppered with the trivial minutiae of our everyday lives. 

Get to know us—and yourself—by sending us your burning questions or potential discussion topics at cosmicturd69@gmail.com

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The origins of birthdays, authenticity and the TRUE weapon that will crumble society. Follow Rubbishcook and WhitneyDoes down every rabbit hole. 

What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! 

Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I die? What’s the best thing to eat on toast? 

We will touch on the abstract as well the concrete, the sacred as well as the profane. And, of course, this will be peppered with the trivial minutiae of our everyday lives. 

Get to know us—and yourself—by sending us your burning questions or potential discussion topics at cosmicturd69@gmail.com