The Elan Morrison Program: Recent Episodes
Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is help you learn and get the country to come back together.
Host Elan Morrison breaks down the news of the day with his unique and humorous takes. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you mad, but all he really wants to do is make you listen and help the country come together in truth.
The Biden Admin is had a terrible response to the Cuba protests. Support liberty!
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What are show notes?
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No more show notes! I'm done! I've had it! ...Unless you really miss them.... But you'll have to email me for that!
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Joy Reid can't handle a debate. An athlete who wants to win just to burn the American flag on the podium. You gotta charge them white lgbt people to attend an event! Nina Simone's family calls out Kamala. IKEA serves less than woke Juneteenth menu. Disney casts a Latina person to play Snow White.... which I guess is okay women you are taking jobs from white people? Loudoun County School Board fight. Hillary Clinton knew of the Wuhan lab risk. FAA wants gender-neutral language. Drag Queen show at an Air Force base. Biden has a conspiracy theory. Influence claims people can be transracial. Harris had to remind Biden about the Florida building collapse. Biden admin sues Georgia over voter rights bill. Young Americans are getting scarier. Derek Chauvin gets 22.5 years. A baby with 0% chance to live celebrates his first birthday.
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No show notes today. You'll understand why once you listen.
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New bird flu. Fauci and his emails. Media controls the narrative but is constantly proven wrong. Democrats suppressing the vote. Bette Midler is vile. Andy Gno attacked. Old CDC Director got death threats for questioning covid bat theory. AOC is dum. Google's diversity czar (and Google) are anti-Jewish. Bad job numbers. Good news about a longer life!
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Mask mandates do nothing, though no one here is surprised. John Cena grovels to China. Shots fired at George Floyd Square on the anniversary of his death. A stupid "journalist" compares 9/11 to January 6th. Gretchen Whitmer breaks her own COVID rules. Seth Rogen daftly tells comedians not to complain about cancel culture... guess it makes sense, cause he isn't one. Transgender-affirming doctor promotes children sex changes. Biden's ATF nom is terrible. Conservatives are flocking to Florida. Some Republicans don't want Trump to run again. Atlanta anti-police politician gets his car stolen. BLM founder quits BLM. Idaho Lt. Governor takes the law into her own hands... and it's awesome.
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Sorry for missing last week. The U.S. military is getting woke... and that's scary. An ad from our sponsors at the U.S. Armed Forces Recruitment. Hamas uses an AP building as a human shield, and AP lied about it or didn't know, either way, can we trust them? Some idiot Jew says Israel's Iron Dome is too good and tries to make that a problem. Joe Biden doesn't know Rashida Tlaib's name. Palestinian radicals attack Jews in LA. Facebook takes down a Jewish prayer group, and won't even let them appeal the decision. At some point Elan mentioned a ceasefire was signed. But why even bother? A hate crime victim prays for her attacker.
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The economy WIDELY misses the expected jobs numbers. Thanks O'Biden. Dogecoin talk. Bill Gates is getting a divorce... and possibly because of Jeffrey Epstein (who didn't kill himself). South Carolina passes a lame concealed carry law. AOC tries to claim Planned Parenthood saves lives. A word from our sponsors at Planned Parenthood. More white supremacist black men attacked Asians this week. Biden celebrates the National Day of Prayer without mentioning the big man... meaning God, not Biden himself in emails from Hunter to foreign businessmen. OFF THE RAILS RANT ABOUT FIGHTING BACK ON FACEBOOK! A probably wrong update to COVID death numbers. California schools teach social justice in math. California tries to get rid of gun laws that hurt minorities. A film review of Stowaway.
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Biden bans travel from India and the media is silent, quite the opposite of when Trump banned chinese travel. Kentucky Derby pushes back against wokeness. Washington Post pretends Biden is VERY Catholic. GOVERNOR NEUSANCE IS BEING RECALLED. Houston DA wants to pardon George Floyd for a crime he was convicted of. VP Harris pretends to do something about the border crisis. WaPo fact checks Biden in a lazier way than Trump. CDC lowers mask guidelines... to still be higher than sane people are following. Michigan has babies wearing masks. Hunter Biden is a new expert on fake news... Biden to ban the cigarettes most black people smoke. Biden wants to take your guns and violate your rights. Twitter ignores racism... when it is against a Republican. Biden's speech ratings were crap. A weird 'energy attack' is being used on government officials. A hiker is saved by a picture.
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Elan tried something new today and didn't take notes when preparing for this podcast. It wasn't until afterward he realized he didn't have show notes to put into the description here. And he doesn't have time before Shabbat starts, to figure them out! Oops! Well, roughly... Included in this episode: Caitlyn Jenner running for CA governor. Derek Chauvin Verdict. Race relations in America. Lin Wood is a literal crazy person. Joe Biden is also a literal crazy person. Oh and Nancy Pelosi is a... how you say... literal crazy person. And then a bunch of other stuff. Before a review of Cobra Kai.
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We need to end the white supremacy of black people attacking Asians! BLM leader bought 4 houses... despite supposedly being a Marxist. An ad from Patrisse Khan-Cullors. Ivanka got her vaccine, and liberals wished her nothing but well... Inflation is on the rise. In Canada (and America, but we don't discuss that now) fascism is on the rise. Another black man was killed by cops and people rioted... forgot to mention the rioting part in the podcast. Nancy Pelosi makes us cringe. Democrats are trying to pack the court, which is NOT okay and 100% political. The officer who shot Jacob Blake gets back to work. Elan talks about getting back to God. A real life dragon!
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Sorry for the sound quality. The MLB season starts yesterday... which is today for Elan... but don't get caught up in the timing details. An April fools joke gone wrong. Another deadly gender reveal party. Judge halts the sale of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. Diving into Joe Biden's infrastructure cash grab. An ad from Joe Biden. The Biden Admin announces a contest to design a better mask. Obama is too much of an oppressor to have a school named after him. We look at the day's April fools jokes that didn't involve shootings.
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Elan explains to all of you where he's been for the last 2ish weeks. Joe Biden trips on the stairs and Donald Trump Jr. inspires more right wing violence. The government is spending $86 million on hotels for illegal aliens. Middle class Joe abolished many of Trump's programs that would prevent this border crisis. The Biden Admin tries to blame the crisis that started after he took office on Donald Trump. Illegals admit that Biden is the reason they are coming now. A school board vice president says Asians use white supremacy to get ahead. Discussing the so called anti-Asian violence. Former FDA commissioner says that 6 feet of physical distancing was more than needed for the virus. Patch Adams gets his leg chopped off.
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The Pope is no longer cool as he is forced to admit he doesn't support gay marriage. Joe Biden is planning a gigantic tax hike, to no one's surprise. Marvel is releasing a gay version of Captain America. A COVID vaccine clinic in Pasadena was cancelled because Hollywood elites decided they would sign up for it. The story of a 91-year-old police officer.
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Elan has a new job, which might affect the podcast. Rioting in Portland that attacked a federal building has basically gone ignored. The house has passed some terrible gun control bills. Gen-Z babies are calling to cancel Bill Burr after he made some un-woke jokes at the Grammys. An LA restaurant is rebelling against the country. MSNBC host Tiffany Cross calls to rename the Hoover Building after Stacey Abrams. Is the U.S. Marine Corps going woke? A new form of stem cells is being used to cure spinal injuries.
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John Kennedy compares calling the "COVID Relief Bill" a "coronavirus bill" to a stripper really liking you. Unions are being bailed out in this bill for problems they had long before COVID. What Glenn Beck had to teach us about the bill. Dan Crenshaw (2024) makes some great points about the stupid bill. A review of WandaVision.
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Tulsi Gabbard makes some strong points about how dangerous cancel culture and silencing people based on their beliefs is. Yet another translator isn't allowed to translate Amanda Gorman's works. Teen Vogue editor-in-chief in hot water for stuff she said as a teen. Disney's CEO lies about their political leanings as a company. 2 men in Fukushima stayed behind after the nuclear troubles to care for left behind animals.
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Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem, but little do they know he was born into people trying to cancel him; he didn't see people who accepted him until he was a grown man. A player for the Miami Heat is being forced to apologize and be reeducated for using a Jewish "slur." Twitter has suspended Steven Crowder without a reason. The banjoist for Mumford and Sons has apologized for daring to compliment Andy Ngo. A word from our sponsor. A new underwater drone that could help save drowning people.
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An explanation of today's mediocre audio quality/short episode and tomorrow's lack of an episode. A random smattering of headlines from last week. A Broadway radio host has a problem with the end of the Texas mask mandate. A group of Pro-Life Evangelicals are surprised that Biden isn't standing up for life, even though he is doing exactly what he promised. A study shows that increases in the minimum wage are passed on to the consumer, not the business itself. A nice story about a UPS delivery man doing a good job and getting credit for it.
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We discuss the H.R. 1 voting bill, also known as the "For the People Act," and how it is full of a bunch of big government trash. Joy Reid says crazy, prejudiced stuff. Apparently it is racist for black people to teach white people at the same time that white people can't understand the struggles of black people and therefore can't teach other white people about racism. A review of the Israeli TV show Srugim.
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Looking at what leftists on Reddit say. An article by Brendan O'Niell on whether or not Biden is a Nazi by the Left's own definition. Another packed car had a problem on the border. An ad from our sponsors at Eduardo's SUV Transportation. Biden has yet to give a solo press conference. A story about two friends who pretended to be sisters.
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Surprise surprise, CPAC didn't have anything to do with the design of their stage, but instead a company owned by a Biden supporter did it. A black officer was fired for using the N-word. America has massively dropped in the amount of freedom we have. A Vox article about how Republicans "hate" democracy, which blindly assumes that democracy is a good thing. A high school basketball player gave an opponent the shoes off his very feet.
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Amanda Gorman's handpicked translator gets cancelled for being white. Madison Cawthorn's former friend says he lied about the infamous car accident. Six Dr. Seuss books get cancelled for containing offensive stereotypes. A word from our sponsors at Dr. Seuss Enterprises. Twitch bends over backwards to be woke and still gets it wrong. Bill Burr defends Gina Carano. A man who couldn't afford college now donates millions for college scholarships.
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An Indian man gets murdered by a chicken. The stage at CPAC looks like a supposed Nazi hate symbol that no one's ever heard of. Lady Gaga's dogs are safe and sound, but she still doesn't care about the dog walker. A word from our sponsor: Lady Gaga. A judge in Texas is being tried for voter fraud. Apparently 2020 was a record year for mass shootings and the media didn't report it, probably because it didn't fit their narrative. Facebook enforces suppression of speech in Turkey, to no one's surprise. Amazon is burning books and it is getting worse, but Mein Kampf is still available. In good news: A woman throws her children out of a 3rd story window.
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Oreo gets woke...kinda...sorta...maybe? A word from out sponsors at Oreo. The acting chief of Capitol Police says that militants want to blow up the Capitol Building, an accusation of which we'd love to see evidence. Mitch McConnell can't decide if he supports Trump or not. Time for Andrew Cuomo to be thrown under the bus kathump. People are trying to cancel Rosario Dawson despite her being one of the most woke people ever. Friday Film Fun has a new host as we review Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Mr. Potato Head has gone gender neutral and would like you to just call them "Potato Head." Or Potatoe Head, for all the Dan Quayle supporters. The media has fooled the VAST majority of people into thinking that police shootings are more common than they really are. Lady Gaga's dog walker was shot four times and she is offering a half million dollar reward, but not for the right thing. A school board VP claims that going back to school is akin to white supremacy and slavery. A CA bill wants to fine businesses for not having gender neutral toy and clothing sections for kids. A 105-year-old COVID survivor's tips for a long life.
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Canada has condemned the Chinese genocide of Uyghurs while Biden remains silent. Activists in NYC and SF stand against white supremacy as a black man kills an Asian man... Remember when people lied and told you that Trump and Putin were best friends? Well, Biden has given Putin everything he wants TWICE in the last 30 days. A word from our sponsor Vladimir Putin. Al-Jazeera is starting a right wing news network. Steven Crowder gets banned on Twitter for posting verified evidence of election fraud. A restaurant owner in Wisconsin is spending money to buy promotion for his competitors.
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The Simpsons recasts Dr. Hibbert because a white man can't possibly understand what it's like to be a black doctor; yet they ignore that fact that Nancy Cartwright isn't a 10 year old boy. Gender reveal parties kill again. A word from our sponsor: Bud's Gender Reveal Party Emporium. The new AG nominee wants to violate the 2nd Amendment. Chuck Schumer spits on Texas. A choir in the UK records a lullaby for a little girl in PA having nightmares.
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The Muppet Show is marked on Disney+ as offensive content, probably because Gonzo is an illegal alien. China is the new Nazi Germany and people are just plugging their ears. Cartoon Network has a new "anti-racist" PSA that contradicts itself multiple times. Coca-Cola in hot water for their sensitivity training courses. Fauci used to be against quarantining with a FAR more deadly disease. A story about a Columbian NASA scientist and her American dream.
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Kendall Jenner is being attacked because the wokesters have invented a new rule and she wasn't psychic enough to know it. Seattle is paying a homeless woman $10,000 for tearing down her tent. Democrats propose new legislation that would punish any president who has been impeached twice. An activist proposes paying murderers not to murder. A word about not murdering from Barack Obama. A Daily Beast reporter accuses Tucker Carlson of doctoring a googly-eyed picture of AOC...but it wasn't doctored...she just naturally looks crazy. Friday film review of the Youtube Channel Stuff Made Here.
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Bill and Melinda Gates are behind the push for children being ignorant. Joe Biden thinks that black people can't figure out how to get the vaccine. An analysis of the Biden town hall. All the horrible things Leftists are saying about Rush Limbaugh's death. The generosity of Rush Limbaugh.
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While not an avid listener of his program, Elan takes a moment to memorialize him. In mind-blowing news: The Oregon Dept of Education has declared that math, showing your work, objective right and wrong, and writing skills are white supremacy. A COVID inspector shut down an LA brewery and danced afterward. BLM activist Marx...I mean Marc Lamont Hill has cleared up what they think about Israel: they want to dismantle it. AOC says more dumb stuff on Twitter. Is Kamala starting to take over for Joe Biden? A top Democrat official is trying to prosecute Trump for the Capitol Riot...again. Alex Trebek's suits have been donated to those in need.
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What's the deal with cultural appropriation? The Navy is making a pledge to end systemic racism which can ONLY end well. Marco Rubio questions whether we can impeach Hillary based on the post-office impeachment of President Trump. Sports Writer Jemele Hill went on a rant about how patriotism is somehow white supremacy. It's COOOOLD out there, but nuclear power doesn't stop working in the cold. A thief in Hawai'i got a job because he apologized.
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San Francisco's USD voted not to add a person who would be their only gay human and male human to their Parent Advisory Council. President Biden says he's going to close Gitmo...just like Obama did. Biden promised that households making less than $400,000 a year would get no new taxes, but we all knew that was a lie. A governmental analysis of a $15 minimum wage says it would cost 1.5 million jobs. An ad from Bernie Sanders. The left wants to forgive $50,000 of student loan debt. Biden wants to implement new gun control laws that clearly violate the Second Amendment. A man rowed across the Atlantic Ocean to raise money for Alzheimer's.
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We take an in-depth look at the 1988 Democrat Party Platform to see how they have changed and how they have stayed the same. It's all really vague language to avoid being proven as failures. We also touch on parts of the '92 and '96 platforms. We finish with reviews of the movies Man from Earth and the sequel Man from Earth: Holocene.
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100 episodes of PURE GOLD! Bruce Springsteen got his Jeep ad pulled due to a DWI. Gina Carano gets cancelled for comparing the woke mob to Nazis, despite her co-star also invoking Nazi imagery. France punished France for failing to meet their Paris Accord goals. Democrats try to manipulate the American people by deleting the part of Trump's Jan. 6th speech where he called for people to be peaceful. Liberal Republicans ALSO want to start a new party. A woman in Africa has invented a new brick, stronger than concrete and made out of recycled plastic.
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An essay about wealth and how it isn't a zero sum game. Bruce Springsteen calls for unity of Americans, after calling for an exorcism of the White House just a few months ago. The NFL decided to double down its social justice BS at the end of the Superbowl. A word from our sponsor: The NFL. Joe Biden got booed at the Superbowl. Cancel culture has found a new target: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, because pirates are scary or something. The media went after Dolly Parton because they were too stupid to understand the message of her Superbowl commercial. Tampa Mayor Jane Castor wants the police to track down and punish people who didn't wear masks while celebrating. A Buccaneers fan used the internet to search for the person behind the cardboard cutout he sat next to and celebrated with at the Superbowl.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Superb Owl and the media is, of course, freaking out over their maskless celebrations calling them "superspreader events," but those same outlets were totally cool with Biden victory parties and BLM riots. Newton County, Missouri is now a sanctuary for your gun rights. Tesla invests in Bitcoin. Candace Owens is considering a run for President. A laser may allow us to kill cancer without harming nearby cells.
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The government of Long Beach screwed over the very people they were trying to help by adding a $4/hr "hero pay" requirement for grocery store employees, causing multiple stores to permanently close. Maxine Waters calls for Trump to face murder charges. Parler CEO John Matze is let go. A word from our sponsor: Parler. A new poll shows that a majority of Republicans would leave the party to join a new Trump founded party. We still have National Guard troops in DC, which has cost us half a billion so far. Sheila Jackson Lee puts forward an INSANE gun control bill that would take a giant crap in the 2nd Amendment. Senate Democrats support paying stimulus checks to illegal aliens. A film review of season 2 of the Mandalorian.
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A Florida indigenous peoples rights group is protesting the INCREDIBLY offensive name Kansas City Chiefs at the Super Bowl, and leftists seem to be fine with this protest despite COVID. A father is starting a swimsuit company for his trans 11-year-old child. A group in Washington took over a hotel on Sunday, and we STILL haven't heard about it. A word from our sponsor Old Jimmy's Red Lion Inn. The SEC is going after Redditors. Read Daniel Horowitz's new article on The Blaze. A once-thought extinct mouse in The Philippines is actually flourishing.
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Republicans push to punish Ilhan Omar for her extremism in response to the push to punish Marjorie Taylor Greene. Maricopa County orders a full audit and investigation into their voting machines. Lin Wood is being investigated for possible election fraud. A word from our sponsors Finnegan's Firearm Five and Dime. NYC removes a law that supposedly discriminated against trans minorities when it came to prostitution. Joe Biden tries to defend his flurry of executive orders. Jeff Bezos steps down as Amazon CEO. NY Times speaks to "experts" about a reality Czar to tell you what reality is. Mark Cuban has a drug company that could help provide competition to drive drug prices down.
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Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees.
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Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees.
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Wait....didn't this already happen?
Happy Groundhog Day! Update on Marjorie Taylor Greene. the good news site gives us some bad news about straw bans. Pelosi stirs up trouble by basically saying Republicans are trying to kill Democrats. A word from Nancy herself. A Biden pick for the Labor Department cost her state over $350 million by falling for a Nigerian scheme. Jen Psaki wants to get the questions reporters are going to ask ahead of time. Lindsey Graham warns Democrats not to push too far with the sham impeachment trial. Stacey Abrams nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Hollywood sign gets a rebranding. The CDC's guidelines for the Superb Owl. Lab grown wood may replace the need for harvesting trees.
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VOX is calling for psychological help to deal with the trauma of Trump...ya, you need it. The same people who want to tear down the border wall, want to build a wall around the Capitol Building. HAHAHAHAHA BLM has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Rep. Cori Bush moves her office after lying about an encounter with Rep. Greene. Taxpayers have paid over $161 million to keep Khalid Sheikh Mohammed alive. But that's not all: Gitmo prisoners, including KSM, will be getting the COVID vaccine before you. Fauci pushes for people to wear 2 masks without any evidence, meanwhile he gets schooled by another one of Biden's advisors. A new mask may be able to tell you if you've been in contact with COVID.
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Google cracks down on bad reviews for the Robinhood app. The economy took the worst hit in 2020 since 1946. An ad from our sponsor at Robinhood. Nursing homes are in dire economic straits and as many as 65% of them could shut down in the next year. Democrats are super peeved off about a real Maxine Waters quote, but ignoring the fact that she actually said it but was referencing Trump instead of Cuomo. Andrew Cuomo is trying to blame Trump for his nursing home death count. A Friday Film Fun review of TENET.
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We have to lead on our mistakes: Joe Biden said back in October that how he is acting now are the actions of a dictator. Internet traders are making big money on stock strategies and the rich folks don't like it. Teachers continue the narrative that going back to school is racist. An announcement from the CDC. PETA wants you to stop using animals as an insult. Ted Cruz pushes for term limits. Nick Sandmann drops Lin Wood as his lawyer. An amazing bit of progress in the world of heart transplants.
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Considering a new name for the podcast. A perv in Tyler, TX has accepted a plea deal for 10 years in prison. A teacher union president in Washington is facing criticism for calling the desire to students to be back in school "white supremacy" and "white privilege." Teachers in Chicago are protesting going back to school in the most powerful way they know how: interpretive dance. The CDC has stated that research shows that COVID hasn't really been spreading through in-person education. Rand Paul forced a vote in the Senate to show the impeachment is a farce. Who is more of a dictator Trump or Biden? Biden has 4 new executive orders to fight for racial "equity." The left is trying to get rid of open carry protests, though they didn't care when Antifa was doing it. Press Secretary Jen Psaki celebrated violence, at least using the logic of the left. Progress on the road to a cure for Alzheimer's.
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Twitter bans the founder of myPillow. Twitter is creating a watchdog group to have users inform on other users. We take a look at dumb stuff AOC and Bernie have been saying on Twitter. The Washington Post tries to "gotcha" Ted Cruz with their fact check, but just prove his point. Josh Hawley calls for out of control and hypocritical Democrats to be punished. President Trump forms The Office of the Former President. Leaders in Oregon and Washington are finally trying to crack down on the riots in their state, but we are all crying because they are having trouble caused by their own terrible policies. Chuck Schumer has erections on the mind. Disney+ is censoring more of its own classic movies. Amazing surgical development for blind people.
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We take a way-too in-depth look at Biden's first days in office and his 30ish executive orders. Gavin Newsom lifts the California lockdown orders for political gain. A new invention that could replace the old walker.
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Don't answer that. What Elan did this last week. National Sanctity of Human Life Day. Why avoiding the news is nice for a short time. The Democrats are calling for unity while slapping you in the face. PatrioticMe has been banned from using Facebook ads for seemingly no reason other than being patriotic. The Democrats want to reprogram Trump supporters, because apparently you are brainwashed by being able to listen to two different view points. More Democrat conspiracy theories. An amazing new electric car battery than can be charged in 5 minutes.
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AOC calls the South suppressed states and calls for them to be "liberated." Sounds like violent rhetoric to us. An attorney for PBS is sadly let go. Youtube has blocked President Trump's account. Despite banning Trump for imaginary calls for violence, Twitter allows Hang Pence to trend on their site for a time. The Biden team might be letting go of the doctor behind Operation Warp Speed's success. The Republican Party is committing mass suicide by turning on the first president to excite them in 30+ years. A word from our sponsor: Mitch McConnell. A bit about more Republicans who are selling out the President. Glenn Greenwald agrees with Elan that the evidence shows that the Capitol riot was planned on Twitter, Youtube, and Facebook, not Parler. Good news of a doctor helping his former patients. Elan is going out of town, but will be back the Monday the 25th at the latest.
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Producer Jeff Cooper sits in for Elan. Gov. Brian Kemp finally calls for voting reform measures in Georgia. Joe Biden makes everything about race by prioritizing minorities with business relief. Nancy Pelosi makes everything about race by trying to pretend the Capitol riot was about race. Gov. Kristi Noem wants to push South Dakota to outlaw abortion for babies with Down Syndrome. Racist Sarah Jeong calls out Andy Ngo. There is some hope for Parler as they find new web hosting. Jeff rants about how gross it is that private businesses are so political. Jeff goes on another rant where, instead of talking about real good news, just talks about things that he likes.
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Parler is being assaulted by Google, Apple, and Amazon. We look into whether the case for this is real; hint hint, it doesn't seem to be. Big Tech has done all they can to deplatform the President of the United States. Elan talks about his experience with posting on Facebook. Elan's Mom almost lost a friend this weekend over the friend's insistence on plugging her ears. A brief word from our sponsor: Jeff Bezos. Tech stock prices took a small hit, but we can do better. The CDC changes their mind YET AGAIN over who is contagious when it comes to COVID-19. A group of famous actors on TikTok is raising money for struggling actors with a Ratatouille Musical.
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Elon Musk is now the richest person in the world, and, apparently, that makes him the richest Elon too, as much as the host tries. Dominion is suing Sidney Powell. Supermodel and Bernie Bro Emily Ratajkowski bravely stands up for freedom of speech. Off the rails rant about placing blame for the riots. There have now seen 5 deaths as a result of the riot. Strange circumstance surrounding the timing of the riot. Elan talks about why he is starting to dislike Nikki Haley. Discussion of Matt Walsh's article about the clear double standard with this riot and those over the summer. Touching on a few random headlines. A Friday film review of the new Pixar movie Soul.
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The Left QUICKLY calls out violence, when it isn't their supporters doing it, but you may remember it took them MONTHS to condemn BLM violence, if they did at all. Democrats are attempting to impeach president Trump again. Pence is mad at Trump for throwing him under the bus. People, including Biden, are claiming the riot yesterday would have ended much worse if the rioters had been black, without any evidence to back up the claims. A Republican Congressman is calling for Trump to be removed with the 25th Amendment. The Mayor of DC is another hypocrite. Elijah Schafer and Angy Gno claim the Capitol infiltrators were not Antifa members. A man claims his life was saved while in a coma by hearing his wife's voice. A message of hope and optimism.
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Slow news day... I kid, I kid. It looks as if both Senate seats in Georgia have gone to the Democrats. Is there still hope? Pence isn't going to help overturn the election results. Some Democrats are leaving the party because they are out of control. Protesters, turned rioters, have stormed the Capitol Building. Tim Scott proposes an election integrity commission. More updates on the Capitol, including a woman shot in the neck. President Trump condemns the violence in DC. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are probably getting divorced. (One of these stories is not like the others). Adidas is looking to make new shoes out of mushrooms.
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An essay about why Georgians shouldn't sit out this runoff election, even if they are peeved. A word from Loefler and Perdue. A discussion from Daniel Horowitz about why Florida proves lockdowns and mask mandates don't work. The Democrats want to impeach a supposedly lame duck president... seems pretty lame. A possible new game-changing technology for processing CO2 into jet fuel.
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Story after story of COVID-19 restrictions getting out of hand on New Years Eve. LA has a COVID task force now to ruin peoples' lives. Canada is also raiding parties of only 6 people. Key West decided they needed to disrupt freedom at a restaurant celebrating the New Year after curfew. And to top it all off, de Blasio danced with his wife in Time Square after forbidding New Yorkers from showing up. Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore decided she NEEDED to vote for Pelosi so badly that she went to Congress before testing negative for Coronavirus after testing positive earlier in the week. Oh, and the Democrats built plexiglass enclosures in Congress so that their people could vote... And Moore wasn't even in one of those. Joe Hylton is a trucker and a hero who believes the world is on the mend.
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We get into it for the second half of our interview with Second Amendment Youtuber Walt Anderson where we go more in-depth into the current issues facing you rights. He also provides us with some resources to improve out knowledge. Check out his channel where he interviewed me as well. Happy New Year!
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Today and tomorrow we have a special interview with Second Amendment Youtuber Walt Anderson. We talk about his stance on guns, which I believe is quite enlightening. Go to his channel to listen to his interview of me over there.
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A GOP Senator has officially declared that he will challenge the Electoral College vote on January 6th. Louisville Metro Police are firing two more officers associated with the Breonna Taylor shooting, though it seems quite unfair. Atlanta is hiring a private police force to defend their richest residents after basically trashing their actual police force. Chris Pratt has won a bunch of money for charity playing fantasy football.
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Atlanta's mayor just can't understand why murder rates are going up in her city where she has encouraged calls to defund the police. A think tank is demanding University of Rhodes Island hire a new president with their only qualification being that they are the descendent of a slave. Amazon Halo is a creepy new device that'll listen to you. A word from our sponsor: Amazon Halo. Wuhan Flu numbers in Wuhan were definitely misreported. Awesome news about a new cure for memory loss.
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We have some changes to the show including new intro and outro music from The Absurd as well as a new producer: Jeff Cooper. We talk about how much some things have changed since the early 90s. Bill Gates has a plan to block out the sun and stop global warming by launching particles into the atmosphere... wait. Isn't that what supposedly causes global warming? Trump signed the stimulus package. We are in the midst of a civil war, one you probably don't know about. A great story about a little kid who offered to give up his Christmas present so another kid his age could have more.
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Some Babylon Bee articles for a couple laughs. People are fleeing New York. Raphael Warnock's ex-wife says he only cares about his reputation and is a good actor. A Scottish political leader is yet another hypocrite of her own COVID-19 laws. SJWs ignorantly claim that Gal Gadot is whitewashing Cleopatra... an Egyptian of European descent. A dumb judge thinks that white portraits in a court room will cause a black man to get an unfair trial. An EMT in Thailand performed CPR on an unlikely motorcycle accident victim. Merry Christmas!
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Ya... We passed a stimulus bill that is 5 George R.R. Martin books long and the congressmen had less than a day to read it. Rand Paul condemns the ridiculousness of passing this terrible stimulus bill. Van Morrison punches back about the lockdowns and we love him for it. A last ditch effort to overturn the presidential election. Zoom is offering a couple free windows for you to chat with your friends and family for longer than 40 minutes.
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Smartmatic seemingly forced Fox News to run a fact check on themselves multiple times. The Georgia runoffs are looking scary. BLM ruins Christmas by invading a charity lighting event. We talk the Real Housewives of Atlanta...kinda. Police were giving out smiles instead of tickets in West Virginia.
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Apparently, people still want you to follow CDC guidelines even AFTER you've gotten the vaccine. What is the fricken point of the vaccine if life can't get back to normal? Gunshot victims counted as Covid deaths in Colorado. Getting healthy is the same thing as hating fat people, according to those on the side of science...wait... A review of the Santa Clause trilogy.
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More stories about hypocritical Democratic political leaders flaunting their own restrictions. This time it's the Governor of Rhode Island. But the double standards don't stop there! No no no. The Main Stream Media is completely ignoring sexual harassment allegations against Andrew Cuomo. Remember "believe all women"? Ya...that doesn't apply to Democrats. Rand Paul speaks out against election fraud. Thinking positively is nice and it's good for your... something... oh ya! Memory!
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Apparently Covid-19 can spread to minks and, as a result, the Danish mink market is being maliciously massacred. It seems like there is fraud with Michigan Dominion voting machines, but Team Trumps actions don't really make sense. One of Biden's staffers spits on Republicans while calling for unity. A new website called Sook could help small businesses compete with large web vendors.
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The media was CERTAIN that we wouldn't have a vaccine by the end of the year, so they continuously fact checked Donald Trump on it... Yet here we are. December 2020 and we are starting to administer the vaccine to the public. And you want us to believe any of your dumb fact checks? Bill Nye is such an incompetent douche. The Supreme Court rejects the Texas lawsuit, claiming that Texas doesn't have "standing." The GOP elects their own electors in an attempt to keep fighting. You ever wrestled a bear and won? Well one guy in California did to save his dog.
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have been named Time Magazine's person of the year because... they saved the country from that darn liar Donald Trump or something? Dan Crenshaw calls out AOC for yet another dumb thing she said. A word from our sponsors: AOC's Bistro. Tulsi Gabbard has introduced a bill that will block trans women in women's sports. A film review of the Amazon series Forever. Some super cute itsy bitsy possums have been found alive on Kangaroo Island.
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Portland has decided to start their own autonomous zone, complete with weapons and spike strips. Trump negotiates another middle-east peace deal between Israel and a Muslim nation: Morocco. 18 states are now backing the Texas election lawsuit. The defense bill seems to be going through, without adjustments to Section 230. AOC wants to break up Facebook and Elan might agree with her for once. Norway is cracking down on that pesky freedom of speech. Pelosi and Schumer block another stimulus bill, while those on the left blame it on the Republicans. A nice story about a pay it forward chain and ice cream.
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We correct an error from yesterdays program. It is an error about physics, not politics. On politics, Elan was 100% on point yesterday. Youtube is ramping up their censorship of political views they don't like and you should be horrified and enraged. Texas AG Ken Paxton is taking the suspicious swing states to the Supreme Court. That's a court with sour cream, I believe. Ricky Gervais takes on cancel culture. A police officer adopts a young girl in a heartwarming story.
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Yup, Elan is going on the Naughty List this year because he is standing up to a cruel mall Santa who crushed a boys dreams. The Governor of Wisconsin said no 'holiday tree' in the state capital this year, but a couple of Republicans defied that order. Trump ramps up federal executions before the end of his term. A word from our sponsor: Santy Claus. A quick hit about Goya Foods. We are letting China pass us in nuclear technology. The cast of Lord of the Rings starts a crowdfunding campaign to buy Tolkien's house and make it a museum.
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Our first topic ended up taking up about half the show as we do a deep dive into these monoliths that are popping up all over the place. They are interesting, but are they really worth spending half the show on, Elan? We talk about all the ones that we could find in the news, which now number close to 10 and then discuss their possible origins. Are the extraterrestrial or just extra artsy? Our other topic is that a scientist and space expert from Israel is claiming that aliens are real and the American and Israeli governments are in talks with them. Is it true, or is the 87-year-old going senile? Or good news for the day covers an amazing new process for creating N95 masks using something that usually creates childhood joy.
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Governor Kemp of Georgia calls for a signature matching recount in the state, but will the Secretary of State listen? Noah Cyrus is a RACIST!!!!!! A word from our sponsors at Crazy Larry's Crazy Juice. Ted Cruz calls out Lin Wood for moronically telling Republicans to boycott the Senate runoffs. How Joe Biden supposedly broke his foot playing with his dog. Joe Biden fear mongers, telling us that 250,000 people will be dead from the virus in the US by January. Review of The Simpsons as a whole and how they've lost their charm.
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Another monolith has appeared, this time in California! Reviewing Trumps address from yesterday. A rant about how dumb it is to be anti-voter ID law. A word from our sponsors at Miss Brenda's Sweet Tea. AOC is using capitalism to try and kill capitalism ( or more realistically, just to get rich herself). Louisville, KY declares racism a public health crisis. Another dude has gotten himself in trouble for jackin' it on a video call. David Chang becomes the first celebrity to win the full million on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
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Ellen Page has come out as trans and her...his new name is Elliot. I mean, we don't really care, but it is a jumping off point for another conversation. James O'Keefe is exposing CNN, but who knows if it means anything. A word from our sponsors at KGB Home Security. Trump wants Section 230 eliminated or he is going to Veto the NDAA. Possible election movement in Nevada. The CDC changes their quarantine recommendations. Another stupid stimulus deal is on the table. Corpses are getting eaten by mushrooms.
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Testimony came out last Wednesday about an anomalous vote spike in Pennsylvania where 99.4% of around 573,000 votes went to Biden. A female kicker played college football over the weekend. A word from our sponsors. We are all domestic terrorists. The royal family is getting into the Gin businesses. Presumably the queen isn't making it in her bathtub, but I'm not convinced.
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First Elan goes over what he forgot to do last week: talk about Thanksgiving and having gratitude. Bette Midler berates Mitch McConnell for being rich... when she is 8 times richer than he. A word from our sponsor: Hillary's Cankle Cream. A psychic tells us what she learned from Joe Biden's dogs. Joe Biden's dog Major broke Joe's foot. An update on the mysterious Utah monolith. AOC plays and streams a video game. Good news of a possible cure for cancer.
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Some Columbia University professor has decreed that the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree is bad and says it in the most obnoxious and condescending way possible. A word from out sponsor: Edna's Cat Buying Emporium. Robert DeNiro says dumb stuff, as he does. Another update on Gavin Newsom being a pretentious ass. A crazy story of a metal monolith that popped up in the Utah desert. Joe Biden announces his Climate Czar John Kerry, a man who owns a $17 million waterfront home, despite whining about the rising sea levels. A restaurant owner takes a unique approach to combat the slow in business during the pandemic.
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We examine senate candidate Raphael Warnock and his rhetoric. Sidney Powell removed from Trump legal team or something? Sia getting lambasted online for casting a non-autistic person in an autistic role, despite 13 other people on the spectrum in the film. A word from out sponsor for this episode: Dandener Gernochlachfidney Scotch. A quick look at a few headlines not worth a deep dive. An increase in illegal aliens crossing the border. A story about a Florida man who saved his dog from the jaws of an alligator.
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A man dies of Covid-19 in Croatia... when he fell off a ladder and hit is head. A review of the Amazon show Wayne. People are clearing out store shelves of toilet paper yet again. Touching on the Giuliani press conference. Dumb tweets from leftists. A barber shop in Jersey City helped their neighbors keep their restaurant open when the staff had to quarentine.
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An update on the Gavin Newsom story from yesterday... Don't worry it's only getting worse. A word from our sponsor Comrade Bernie's Bern Cream. Biden's insane gun control laws. A rant about how stupid gun control arguments are. Wayne Country election officials were bullied into certifying the vote and then rescinded their certification. A church that is standing up to Covid restrictions to provide people with a happy Thanksgiving.
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It's kinda a slow news day, so Elan starts out the show with a conversation with producer Biff. A quick word from our new sponsor. US missile defense systems are improving. Governor Newsom is a fricken hypocrite. Governor Whitmer might get impeached. Tim Tebow gives away the shoes on his own feet. And then we kill some time at the end looking at leftist Twitter.
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Mob mentality is a bad thing, just like democracy. Jim Jeffrey, lied to Trump about troop numbers in Syria. Burbank Unified School District has banned books from its curriculum that it has deemed to be racially problematic...Like To Kill a Mockingbird, a book that widely touted for being an amazing depiction of how bad racism was in the South and how white people could help fix that. Ilhan Omar is gross and called Trump rallies Klan rallies. Leftists want to spend your money to forgive student debt. A 51 year old woman has amazingly given birth to her own granddaughter.
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Total Covid-19 cases have jumped from 11 million to 12 million in just a month!...but who cares? More lockdowns make no sense. Obama implied Trump was acting like a dictator for doing things the Obama did. Barry calls in. Everything is a dog whistle now, the problem is conservatives shoot too many guns and can't hear them. A new GOP congresswoman from Ukraine speaks out against socialism. Our Good News story today is about a man dying... I guess you'll just have to listen to hear why that is good news.
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We start off this beautiful Friday with an essay about how we need to have freedom of speech. Target banned a book from their stores that dared to question transgender surgeries for children. We start a new Friday segment of TV or Movie reviews. This first episode is on the Amazon series Upload. A man with Down Syndrome has completed the Ironman Triathalon!
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Fox News ratings are hurting. We have to strike out onto the new frontiers of the internet to replace Fox. A message from Barack Obama. Screw you Gov. Cuomo! Andrew Yang wants to exploit loopholes in Georgia law to manipulate the senate elections. Awesome news about SpaceX.
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An anti-police Portland City Commissioner calls the police on her Lyft driver. CBS is going to affirmative action their reality shows. Katy Perry gets berated by the Left for acting like a decent person. Why a $15 is a bad idea. A cute story about a new mayor in a small Kentucky town.
HUGE thank you to all of our veterans out there on this fine Veteran's Day.
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The election has been called by Joe Biden... but not by the people who actually call elections. The death of Fox News, RIP in peace. I don't yet care what Joe is going to do in the first few days of his presidency. The Senate is coming down to two races in Georgia. The Left wants to call for unity after 4 years of hateful lies and insults about Trump and his supporters...I'm sure that'll go well. Another wing of the Left wants to punish Trump supporters. And our good news of the day is a weed that might help cure breast cancer.
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Keith Olberman is losing his mind, but that's nothing new. MSNBC interrupted a speech by the legitimately elected President of the United States and called it dangerous. Is it still Halloween, cause the dead are voting. A huge group called Stop the Steal on Facebook has been shut down. A man in Nevada speaks out for BBQ, Beer, and Freedom! Nine-month-old twins conjoined at the head have been separated.
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Oregon Governor Kate Brown FINALLY sends the National Guard into Portland after months of nightly rioting. Suspicious voting activity in multiple states. Big win for Trump in PA ballot counting. The Trump campaign has also filed suit in Nevada over the dead voting. Arizona is far from over. A vote counting place in Michigan covered their windows to block the view of observers. A message of hope.
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It was quite the election night. It felt good for a little while and then turned. We woke up to a blur of uncertainty this morning. First we talk about how close the electoral counts are. FoxNews might have died before our eyes last night. Trump's speech last night. Suspicious pipe burst in Georgia. The Senate races. Another Young Turks meltdown. And then some good news about political unity.
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Gun sales are up, even in California. As are concealed carry permit applications. Donald Trump establishes the 1776 Commission to combat un-American education in schools. The WHO is making deals to help China cover up the cause of Covid-19. My conservatively optimistic election night predictions. The celebrities who have promised to leave the country if Trump wins. Let's hold 'em to it!
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Twas the night before the election... Maxine Waters is a racist. If Biden loses PA, he becomes the underdog. Karens vote for Joe. The Oscars are getting more stupid. Lady Gaga is cringey. Kamala Harris is a Marxist. And baseball cards help a young girl.
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Twitter doesn't ban the account of a Malaysian former PM who essentially excuses violence against every citizen of France. Then we talk about the Hunter Biden story and what Bobulinski is saying. "Damning" Biden documents lost and then found again. More weirdness about Hunter. A funny yet dumb lawn sign. Girlscouts have no backbone. Lastly, a funny story about a prisoner and his winning lotto tickets.
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This show is basically a special episode because we end up taking about Jack Dorsey's time on the stand during his senate hearing for the whole episode. Republicans did a good job of holding Jack's feet to the fire. There was plenty more that we couldn't cover in one day, so I encourage you to use this show as a jumping off point and dig into more of his answers yourself.
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Sarah Silverman makes some good points for once. "Super"model Emily Ratajkowski talks about raising her baby without a gender. Cardi B complains about completely peaceful Trump rallies in LA. Meanwhile, there are more riots in Philadelphia, a major swing state. BLM militants there don't want Jews protesting with them. A story of a baby born at 1.5 pounds and how he is doing now, years later.
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We have a discussion about how who is elected President should, in theory, be less important. Amy Coney Barrett confirmed! Joe Scarborough compares Trump to Putin...okay... Newark imposes a new curfew, because Covid is like a vampire and afraid of the sun. Lincoln Project releases a dumb political ad. A story about an American hero.
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