The Nutmeg Companion Show: Recent Episodes
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I, The Boss, am giving the Nutmeg Companion a podcast in hopes that his ludicrousness will be lucrative. After all, he's an imbecile from a faraway planet. What could possibly go wrong?
After I gained a British accent, Nutmeg reads fan letters and comes to a devastating conclusion.
Nutmeg recorded his little, ahem, encounter with his flight attendant on the way home from his vacation in China.
This is my latest chance to shut down this podcast! Nutmeg will be on a plane to China to swim in Chow Mein within an hour!
Nutmeg sent me this low-quality mp3 of him rejoicing over a damning letter from the FCC. Maybe this show will finally be canceled.
I, Mrs. Boss, am here to fulfill my promise to make sure this show stays within my husband's standards, much to Nutmeg's chagrin.
After missing a lot of weeks of episodes recently, Nutmeg breaks down and apologizes for his negligence.
Nutmeg wants YOU to join him in the fight against the Driver's Boredom epidemic in CA. I, the Boss, do not endorse any of his statements.
Nutmeg wrote that title. He’s afraid his show isn’t exciting enough. No, this has nothing to do with ‘exciting amazingness drama’ or cat videos.
With the Boss away, Nutmeg has a request.
Go to https://anchor.fm/nutmegcompanion and send in an audio message with an idea for Nutmeg to talk about. Please specify if you want your message to be used in an episode or not.
Nutmeg and Mrs. Boss discuss the major issues of today like gas prices and... flea bites?
This is Mrs. Boss!! My husband is in prison, so I am recording and uploading the episodes of this show!
I, the Boss, did NOT lose my mind in this episode. The police just ordered me to plead insanity in the episode title when they arrested me.
I, the Boss, missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet the founders of McDonald's in the last episode. Will a phone call to Danville, IL change my luck?
The founders of that iconic American fast food chain finally reveal the secrets that rocketed the brand around the world for Nutmeg, of all people.
I, the Boss, made an announcement today that didn't go over as well as I thought it might. Also, meet a background crew member who means nothing to the series!
Today, Nutmeg does the one smart thing he's ever done for me. Need I say more? LISTEN NOW!
Today, I allowed Nutmeg to have a second away from me so he could interview one of his alien friends on the subject of socks.
This is Nutmeg delivering a very important message to you: Listen closely to the horrors of The Boss' past! The chains of tyranny have been broken! The truth has conquered! What will you do about it?
Due to myself being busy telling my life story to a mic I thought was live, my plans for the reform of this podcast have once again been shoved aside by Nutmeg's shenanigans.
Due to myself being busy telling my life story to a mic I thought was live, my plans for the reform of this podcast have once again been shoved aside by Nutmeg's shenanigans.
I have finally changed the name of the podcast to something more appropriate. If I'm ever going to make any money after being blackmailed, it's time for Nutmeg to fall back into his proper position and for me to start scripting this podcast again.
I, The Boss, have become cool. I have joined the crowd on social media! Surely this venture will make more money than this worthless podcast.
Once again, Nutmeg is convinced that this episode is jinxed, but this time it's because of the date.
The epic return of the Nutmeg Companion is a reality! This season, things will be different... that I, The Boss, can promise. What I can't promise is whether it will be better or worse.
Let's get one thing straight. Nutmeg did NOT get the best of me on this one. OK? We good? All right, so there's no reason to download this episode. Please.
Nutmeg hitches a ride with #43, a friend from his home planet, and flies back into the podcast studio to surrender his handheld voice recorder.
Nutmeg has a secret for you: he thinks I am stalking him and have followed him all the way back to his home planet.
While on his home planet, Nutmeg pitifully reads the First Prayer of the Continental Congress. How he found the transcript of an American speech on another planet is puzzling, but why anyone would listen to him read it is beyond me.
Nutmeg escaped my fury and brought his handheld recorder on his journey to continue his wretched series.
I, The Boss, am fed up with this contentless and UNPROFITABLE podcast and am going to do something about it. This does not sound familiar.
This audio file records the monumental occasion of the Nutmeg Companion (drumroll) remembering his own name. Why is this podcast still in existence?!
While I am at an exclusive retreat, chaos continues to ensue back in the studio as Nutmeg tries to get rid of his newfound carnivorous co-host.
Nutmeg is interviewing a new guest today--the only Companion with a low-pitched voice. Curious...
That's it. I, The Boss, am fed up with this contentless and UNPROFITABLE podcast and am going to do something about it.
Nutmeg appears to have finally dug up a guest to interview. Perhaps this will turn over a new leaf for this so far dull show.
Nutmeg is stoked merely due to the fact that this episode exists, yet I still have made no money.
LISTENERS BEWARE: Nutmeg is only on his second episode and is already fudging the script.