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Breakfast Punx

A podcast about weird shit, DIY Punk and trashy movies brought to you by Sham City Roasters and Deadbeat Doughnuts.

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An episode in which we get enlightened at a ska punk show, we tell you all to pretend you're going to die tomorrow, we discuss liberty and libertarianism, ask where we get our direction from in the modern world and we use slightly poor socratic reasoning to explore a strange metaphor about Crossfit to make a vague point about democracy. Fun.

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We attempt to continue our discussion from last episode about the "R" word and the "G" word but get all caught up in loads of other stuff like AI, zen buddhism, cancel culture and how to live to 100. It gets pretty deep in this episode guys, just to warn you, but we also map out the plot to a Donald Trump parody porno film called "Donald Trunk" so, don't worry, we do come through with all the fun and games you've come to expect.The Sohbet Podcast (formerly Breakfast Punx) is a fortnightly discussion of spirituality with a small "S" brought to you by Dave (Haest/Sham City Roasters) and Siobhan (Comeback Clit) where "spirituality" means a mixture of art, meaning, transcendence and awe. These discussions are not academic - we use personal experience and our own journey to try to understand complicated issues and hope to make discoveries through open, nuanced discussion whilst showing our workings in the process. Also, we laugh a lot.

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In which we make some election predictions (after the fact), we discuss the way the modern world is sucking the life out of friendship, there's an unexplainable aside about Corey Feldman that goes nowhere, we swoon over a heavy metal sex man, we juggle with the new atheists and the 7 deadly sins and ask what we've replaced God with and in doing so we hopefully answer the question of whether we've become mad religious people or not.The Sohbet Podcast (formerly Breakfast Punx) is a fortnightly discussion of spirituality with a small "S" brought to you by Dave (Haest/Sham City Roasters) and Siobhan (Comeback Clit) where "spirituality" means a mixture of art, meaning, transcendence and awe. These discussions are not academic - we use personal experience and our own journey to try to understand complicated issues and hope to make discoveries through open, nuanced discussion whilst showing our workings in the process. Also, we laugh a lot.

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A bit of John Verveke, a bit of Heaven's Gate, a bit of David Icke, a bit of Wim Hof, a bit of brain plasticity and a bit of Mo Gawdat.The Sohbet Podcast (formerly Breakfast Punx) is a fortnightly discussion of spirituality with a small "S" brought to you by Dave (Haest/Sham City Roasters) and Siobhan (Comeback Clit) where "spirituality" means a mixture of art, meaning, transcendence and awe. These discussions are not academic - we use personal experience and our own journey to try to understand complicated issues and hope to make discoveries through open, nuanced discussion whilst showing our workings in the process. Also, we laugh a lot.

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Welcome to the first (or maybe that’s 64th) episode of the all new, re-branded Sohbet Podcast, the artist formerly known as Breakfast Punx. On this episode we ask the question, are our first judgements about the groups we dislike always accurate? Does nuance and subtlety improve our lives and if so, how and why? It’s fun though, a lot of fun.

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We are back on the wagon after an 8 month lay off and this is not just a one off but a whole new start! We talk Vegas weddings, past episodes, that dog in a shirt and what the future holds for your favourite Breakfast Punx. Spoiler alert; things they are a changing.

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Surprise! Look who’s back like walking corpses with a cheeky new episode of the podcast that refuses to die! And we’re talking about our recent experience at Wacken Festival along with loads more; cat grief, weird experiences in welsh cafe’s, Hamburg sex hotels, driving a Ford fiesta up a mountain (but not as a metaphor) and we answer the age old question of what the fuck is a “smell bag”? Listen, enjoy, whatever.

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re giving you a bit of mixed bag about selfies, narcissism, shit documentary techniques and loads more! Plus a man is hit by a flying cow, a seagull is hit by a sumo eagle, some druids are hit by us and a ghost is stabbed in the penis. Music from Cuir, The Rubs, Revanche and Prize Dinkcamp!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking musical embarrassment live at MPF! Plus a discussion about failure, acapella Shed Seven, David Gray Vs Celine Dion and the gentle sound of an old cat pissing on an old carpet. Music from Distral, Going Off and Alldeepends!You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re returning to the world of ska punk! It's totally different from the last one I promise...Plus Liberty X go to hell, fun boffins fiddle with poop, armpit sniffers make themselves happy and a slice of pizza is used for no good.Music from Roshambo, The Domestics, Till I'm Bones and Swords Of Thought!You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking all things ska punk! There may or may not be some mental breakdowns…Plus dodgy ice cream people, dodgy nazis, dodgy ways to die and paper is delicious.Music from Juggling Jugulars, Vampire Slumber Party, Moron Butler and Armoured Flu Unit!You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Ren And Stimpy, Beavis And Butt-Head and the legacy of creator led cartoons!Plus murderous chip lovers, ancient dildo's, broken cocks and Gregg's employees open the gates of hell.Music from Traume, Estorbo, 77Spears and Sissyfit!You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re discussing what your favourite punks did after they were punk! Actors, artists, writers, academics, drawers of cats... all sorts!Plus poos in gravy, death by selfie, trophies for puppies and Britain embarrasses itself again.Music from Born, TV Star, A Culture Of Killing and Marmalade DuplexYou can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Dio, Stranger Things and Heavy Metal's return to the mainstream.Plus how tall are your heroes? What fruit have you swallowed in a condom? If you were going into a fight would you eat something prickly or nice? And some Bungy Satanists.Music from Desiccate, Toilet Rats, George Crustanza and YellowcakeYou can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about the noughties New York indie rock revival!Plus greasy Jesus, tourist Nessy, a horny tortoise and a very romantic butt plug.Music from Angustia Espiritual, Power Flower, Perros Plaga and The Bucky Bombs.You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re doing our third annual review of the year and trying to find the positive news stories of 2022!Plus a lad, a dad, a kebab and a pair of vaginas.Music from Hysteric Polemix, Haest, The Cheap Pops and Tiny Forehead.You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about Coulrophobia, Pennywise The Clown and John Wayne Gary!Plus a dog crashes a car, a bin man kicks a snowman, a psychic kills a hamster and parasitic worms have a party in some dudes nut sackMusic from Stay Put, Gripe, Lookit Martians and The Ducks.You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re talking about The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, Cirkus Redickuless and the modern reinvention of the freak show!Plus monks on meth, pretzels in gapes, vegan sausages in gammons and we plan out the music video we want to leave behind when we dieMusic from Ether Mech, Prey, Dinosaur Skull and Before StoriesYou can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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Breakfast Punx Podcast is 50 episodes old! Can you believe it? Well we certainly can! We’re celebrating with a super loose episode about what we’ve loved and learned from all these countless hours of podcasting!

Plus hen do’s are ruined, the French are lazy, smoking is good and a skipping rope goes up someone’s cock.

Music from Negative Measures, Telesatan, Girls Like Us and Lynskey.

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi film and visual media including John Waters, some early LA hardcore films, the Cinema Of Transgression and loads more!

Plus giant penises over Russia, giant poos outside a Tory politicians door, giant racists who feel victimised and giant wrestlers playing bass for the Rolling Stones.

Music from Sectarian Bloom, Other Half, Sentimiento and Thee Leatherettes.

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re continuing our Lo-Fi Culture series with a look at lo-fi music and bedroom production.

Plus Giant pranksters in Scotland! Sexy ghosts in Texas! Loveable poos in Warrington! And turnip terrorists in Norfolk!

Music from Vampire Slumber Party, The Butters Aliens, Xui and Customer.

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re starting our Lo-Fi Culture series with an in-depth look into Zines and the small press.

Plus poo on the face, Elvis in the ketchup, anal beads in a dogs mouth and a myriad of ghosts in Norfolk!

Music from Shove, Pink Suits, Cult Sickness and Sleep In Motion!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast it’s our yearly Wotsit Called Fest special with a full review of the whole weekend (spoiler; it was a bit good)

Plus Nicholas Cage hangs with cats, asparagus tells the future, we hang out with loads of Nigel’s and a man pisses on his ex wife’s grave.

Music from some of our favourites from WCF; Anthrax, Froggy And The Rindges, Batwolf and Skiv!

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re discussing the batshit crazy world of the Anarcho-Capitalist holiday camp Anarchapulco, the inspiring world of CrimethInc and fumble around in the dark with some anarchist theory!

Plus we get spooky with synchronicities, shitty with shopping, stiff with sovereignty and sexy with sheds

Music from Maudit Dragon, Tokyo Lungs, Electric Frankenstein and Birthday Raven.

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On the new episode of Breakfast Punx Podcast we’re covering the phenomenon of Shock Rock with discussions about GWAR, The Mentors, GG Allin, political correctness, loss of empathy and baying crowds.

Plus vaginal perfume, interspecies dating, we book bands for a wanking festival and there’s a major loo roll argument.

Music from Rifle, Videotapes, Older Siblings and Wormboys!

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This episode we’re discussing the new Woodstock 99 documentary and comparing the 60’s dream with the 90’s nightmare by getting all generational with the boomers and the millennials!

Plus fucking in the street, drinking in the horse pen, crypto currency in the bible and we taste YOUR name.

Music from Nervous Rex, Lynskey, Assert and Faux Machismo.

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Welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Breakfast Punx! The sound quality is way better and we’ve dropped the crappy movie reviews for a looser, (hopefully) funner listening experience! We kick off this new era by picking our Top Ten “Things” from the David Lynch series Twin Peaks and we revisit last weeks discussion about the problems facing the DIY punk scene.

Plus public masturbation! Robots attack! Nu Metal dickheads and a comedy tortoise! (Apologies, due to my inability to use the aforementioned new and improved equipment we lost a couple of news stories so it’s a bit shorter than usual!)

Music from Chain Whip, Electric Chair, Reversal Of Man and Making Friends! You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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Poor ticket sales! Cancelled gigs! Everyone's broke! Record label's having to tie up loads of money waiting for vinyl to be pressed! It's a DIY (punk scene) SOS and we, your intrepid (but immeasurably unqualified) hosts are bravely tackling it with chat! Oh, and we review the movie Get Crazy from 1983!

Plus cheeky dogs win awards, sexy bees get sexy, big muscled ghosts touch legs and we wish a cum based death on Bruce Willis.

Music from Uncivilized, David Delinquent And The IOU's, Contract Killer, Ink And Dagger and Shackleford. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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It’s our fourth Timecop episode! And this time Timebot 500 is taking us back to the year 1991 for a deep dive into all the news, cultural affairs, music and movies of the day!

We do some quizzes and play our usual game of “shove them back in or let them live” for celebrities who were born that year plus there’s just too much awesome stuff to list, (in fact, we totally tore off more than we could chew), music was too good, movies were too good, TV was too good, everything was better.

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On this episode we’re talking about the ancient history of magic and reviewing the film Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong from 2013!

Plus chatty sex robots, hilarious killer elephants, insane long thumbs and google knows how long your penis is.

Music from Nexo, The Condos, Vintage War, The Milwaukees and Liquids. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

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On this episode we’re talking about (the greatest band of all time) The Misfits and reviewing (the worst movie of all time) The Astro Zombies from 1968!

Plus people called Josh fight with their noodles, people with no shame sell their grotty fluids, people in Japan turn into dogs and people rejoice as Christopher Biggins eats his battered sausage!

Music from Thee Hearses, Shooting Daggers, Girls Like Us, Sicko and F Emasculata.

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On this episode we’re discussing the Church Of The Subgenius (the greatest thing you’ve probably never heard of!) and reviewing the film Deathrow Gameshow from 1987!

Plus insects in the cock, rappers in the court, colour in the chips and elderly priests on the porn hub.

Music from Vampire Slumber Party, 51st State, Droopies, Travis Cut and Rough Gutts!

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On this episode we’re doing a deep dive into the mysterious world of Folk Horror and reviewing Never Too Young To Die from 1986!

Plus microwaves attack, Jim Carey takes over the free world, humans and cats share nuptials and we give up on the entire human race!

Music from Snuff, Dr Sure’s Unusual Practice, Mundo Primitivo, Carnated and Omega Tribe!

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On this episode we we review our Manchester Punk Fest experience and review Red Surf from 1989!

Plus we find more large items in people’s bottoms, find massive penis monsters in Loch Ness, show gorillas our holiday snaps and catch up with all our little conspiracy theory friends!

Music from Ancst, Christmas, Oi Polloi, Martha and Monolithian

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A very special extra episode of our live podcast from Manchester Punk Festival!

Thank you so much to everyone who came and saw us and got involved! Head over to our Instagram page @breakfastpunxpodcast if you want to play along with a game of “guess the shit drawing” while you’re listening.

Thanks again to Andy and everyone who organised the fest and let us take part! Also, huge thanks to Simon and Alex who blew it out of the park after us on their Seabin Podcast episode! Check out @seabinpodcast now!

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On this episode we we're discussing New York Hardcore and reviewing Surf Nazis Must Die from 1987!

Plus big crisps, big farts, cross bowed drunkards, sausage roll addicts and John Travolta and his friends eat a cheap pizza.

Music from The Bollweevils, Nafra, Desborde, End Of The Century Party and Sniff.

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On this episode we we're discussing the Hopeless Records sampler Hopelessly Devoted To You Vol 1 and reviewing the drag queen classic Vegas In Space from 1991!

Plus more ridiculous world records, more weird sex games, aging nu metallers get upset with young people and everyone gets attacked with knives.

Music from Grand Collapse, Corrupt Vision, Disaster Forecast, Night Vision, Okumay and Chinese Junk. You can now support us and get an extra exclusive monthly episode at www.patreon.com/breakfastpunxpodcast!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Calvin Sewell, RIP x

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On this episode we talk about the music producer Phil Spector and review Vice Girls from 1997 starring none other than his murder victim!

Plus time travellers love football, goats love the law, bears love stealing picnics and everyone loves dogs!

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On this episode we talk about the filmaker, pornographer and general weirdo Rinse Dream aka Stephen Sayadian and review the classic punk documentary The Decline Of Western Civilisation!

Plus a massive Hastings gig roundup, some erotic balloon action, a bit of poo sniffing for money and Steve Albini is a juggalo now. Music from Cosmit, Midwich Cuckoos, The Other Ones, Mass Lines and Jason Stirling And The Blue Moon Band

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This episode we’re playing Timecop again with our best mate Timebot 500 by going back to the year 1974 for a deep dive on all the news, culture music and films it has to offer!

We get spooky with synchronicities, revolutionary with Patty Hearst, bouncy with Divine and dirty with Flesh Gordon!

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On this episode we discuss the Washington DC punk and politics movement “Revolution Summer” and review Battlefield Earth from 2000!

Plus good dog’s eat flying sausages, Neil Young argues with the clouds, a snowman gets sent through the post and Uri Geller desperately misses the spot light.

Music from Mesh, Trigger Cut, Dean McMullen, TVO and The Astronauts!

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On this episode we’re discussing the Heaven’s Gate doomsday cult and reviewing Barb Wire from 1996!

Plus everyone farts in jars, Kim Jong Il fucking loves carbs, we uncover a possible CIA conspiracy to start a war with shrubbery and some welsh cock rockers get a well deserved pay day!

Music from Taqbir, Isolation, Hits, Quincy Punx and Pisskrieg!

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On this episode we’re saying goodbye to 2021 with some favourite moments and some posi news stories and we’re reviewing Noah’s Shark from 2021!

Plus we meet the ghosts of greater Norfolk, feed samosas to Robbie Williams after he gets abducted by Welsh aliens, get some children high off electric shocks and rally to bring back some smiles.

Music from some of our favourite releases of 2021 by Desbord, Ponys Auf Pump, Et On Tuera Tous Les Affreux, La Fraction and Generacion Suicida!

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On this episode we’re holding the Breakfast Punx Xmas party, answering all your listener questions and reviewing Santa With Muscles from 1996!

Plus an antique bomb clogs an anus, some camels get some Botox, Siobhan stands up for the rights of human to cat breast feeding and we both get progressively more pissed.

Music from Christmas, Gay Panic Defence, Lizard Hips, Tribute and Cheekface!

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On this episode we discuss Desolation Center which was a series of guerrilla music and art performances which took place in the early 80’s in the middle of the desert! Along with a review of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies from 1964!

Plus Karen goes to hell with some dead babies, Richard escapes a cracking party in a helicopter, JP makes cool friends with some aliens and the fucking Covid makes us get all philosophical.

Music from High Vis, The Long Knives, Botched Toe, Solanki and Mark Murphy And The Meds!

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On this episode we discuss the Epitaph Records compilation Punk-O-Rama and review Beer Money from 2001 along with a Nice As Pie Race review and a big gig roundup.

Plus idiots with chips, robbers with giant penises, Martians with stupid apocalypse warnings and a racist dad with face paints.

Music from Electric Press, Anthrax, Bottlekids, Digger and Nanny!

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On this episode we discuss the Real Life Superhero movement and review The Girl On The Third Floor from 2019!

Plus poos in space! potato’s in hats! Idiots in the metaverse and bishops in satanic lust!

Music from Disaster Forecast, Rash Decision, Po-Lice, Black Fork and Better Reality

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On this episode we discuss the Unarius UFO cult and review the film Halloween 3 Season Of The Witch from 1982!

Plus nurses have flatulence, sausage dogs have good music taste, poos attack the bourgeoisie and Gene Simmons bad mouths Norfolk.

Music from Nothing Clean, Slut Magic, Dad, Samuel and Andy T!

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On this episode we’re discussing the TV show Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World and reviewing the film Thrashin’ from 1986!

Plus sexy goings on in Dorset, artsy goings on in Denmark, drunken goings on in Norfolk and a 4ft bunny rabbit.

Music from Misgivings, Emily Flea, On A Hiding To Nothing, Nightmare Boyzzz and Cool Jerks!

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On this episode we’re looking back at Wotsit Called Fest 2021 and reviewing the film Rockula from 1990!

Plus we join an elderly grime band, get abducted by a penguins spaceship, scream inside our hearts and talk about poos a lot.

Music from Rort Menace, Shackleford, Sniff, Sharkpact and This Living Wreck!

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This episode we’re scrapping the format again for our second edition of Timecop in which we hook up with our mate, Timebot 500, and go back to the year 2003 for a deep dive into the popular culture of the time!

There’s some Norfolk rapping, a couple of murders, some MySpace chat, a few diamonds in the rough and a lot of despairing.

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On this episode we’re talking all things Devo and reviewing the film Cradle Of Fear from 2001!

Plus Michael Jackson eats cookies via his new wife’s mouth, Joey Chestnut eats PB&J’s to save himself from an early grave, Daniel Filth eats a cat in a strange way and Timebot 500 eats up a load of our time.

Music from Stay Put, Bobby Funk, Axe Rash, I Object and Kiss Me, Killer.

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On this episode we discuss the web series Hellier and review the film Firepower from 1993!

Plus anti-vaxxers get the Disney treatment, the Galactic Federation gets spied on by an archaeologist’s alien friend, the Juggalos make a brief return and we plan some spooky going’s on.

Music from Ponys Auf Pump, Plot 32, Chain Cult, Vampire Slumber Party and Weak Ties!

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On this episode we discuss Fest and review the film The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane from 1990!

Plus Limp Bizkit are massive idiots, a man from the future is a massive liar, a dog gets a massive dinner and a massive mouth is a just plain massive.

Music from our favourite Fest 19 picks; New Junk City, No Man, Billy Liar, Kepi Ghoulie and Lapeche!

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On this episode we discuss the TV series Dark Side Of The Ring and review the film Dickshark from 2016 (spoiler alert, we wanted to rip our eye balls out).

Plus a rainbow monkey surprises some kids in an unlikely way, an exorcism surprises some middle Americans in an unlikely way, John Lydons cheek bones surprise us in an unlikely way and a man surprises another man with a bird bath in an unlikely way.

Music from Bug Central, Dinosaur Skull, Negative Measures, Month Of Birthdays and Icons Of Filth!

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On this episode we discuss the American comedian Bill Hicks and review the film Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers from 1989!

Plus a redneck rave ends in an impalement, a hotdog eating competition ends in the coronation of a new king of Egypt, a Norfolk trip ends with a bird attack and the Butthole Surfers career ends in them getting stricken from the artistic register for ever more.

Music from Doom Scroll, Impossible Sweeties Show, Animal Facts, dONfISHER and Clayton!

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On this episode we make an imaginary Hair Metal Mixtape and talk about it and review the film Black Roses from 1988!

Plus Frank Carter saves the world, Garth Brooks tries to over throw the government by kicking a dog, more fucking bird news from Norfolk and some serious face shaming.

Music from Rabies Babies, Party Boss, Auxilio, Stand and Po-Lice!

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This episode we cover the second instalment of our two part Secret Rulers Of The World discussion and review Two Headed Shark Attack from 2012. All after enjoying a delicious St Mary In The Castle breakfast and some Hard Lines coffee!

Plus more wrestle chat, a real life super hero without many skills, someone steals a dildo and a skinhead takes a nature wee outside the window.

Music from Matrak Attakk, High Praise, Top Left Club, Submission Hold and Vampire Slumber Party.

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This episode we have the first instalment of our discussion about the Jon Ronson TV show The Secret Rulers Of The World and review the film Fateful Findings from 2013. All whilst enjoying some Deadbeat Doughnuts and some Black Coffee Worship coffee!

Plus some idiotic children removing vowels, a quick virtual trip around the shops in Norfolk, a Eurovision round up and a very stupid toothless man.

Music from Desbord, Riviera Kid, Las Ratapunks, Area Effect and No Relief.

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This episode we throw the rule book out the window for our first ever edition of Timecop in which we hook up with our mate, Timebot 500, and go back to the year 1966 for a deep dive into the popular culture of the time!

No breakfast, no music, no Norfolk, just good old fashioned chat.

We play some quizzes, we kill off loads of people and replace them with Rick Astley and we try to remember all the important things we had prepared; Everything from Motown to Twister, Hammer Horror to mini skirts, high art to low trash and the Hells Angels to Rancid (yep, that Rancid!).

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This episode we try to get our heads around the Satanic Panic and review the film Rabid Grannies from 1988 whilst enjoying some Bake It Til You Make It brownies and sipping some Drink What Thou Wilt coffee!

Plus funny eggs, macho hardcore idiots with a death wish, Garlic Bread Club treats and an ice cream van.

Music from Burning Flag, Generacion Suicida, Wrong Life, Ninety Nine and Seas, Starry.

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This episode we talk all things Juggalos and Juggalettes and review the film Big Money Hustlas whilst chowing down on vegan corn dogs and Faygo!

Plus a Wrestlemania review, some surprise whooping, a furry convention and more sugar than the human body can handle.

Music from Harker, Max Motherfucker, Attestor, Servo and Victim Unit.

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This episode we play a game of "Alldayer Dictator" in which we dream up our ideal festival line ups and review the film Mission Of Justice from 1992. All whilst enjoying some treats from Judges Bakery and some Quarter Horse Coffee!

Plus nice muscles, peckin' pheasants, doped up podcast hosts and some good old fashioned Woody Guthrie bashing.

Music from Fresh, In Evil Hour, Incisions, Schema and Bratakus.

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This episode we talk all things Poly Styrene/X Ray Spex and review Psycho Goreman from 2020!

Plus flaccid pyrotechnics, poor ol’ Mr Williams’ ongoing battle with the evil forces of the local press, a bit of lockdown talk and a some delicious technical muppetry.

Music from Cheekface, Killdren, Street Eaters, Assfactor 4 and Bitterman.

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This episode we attempt to get our heads around Dischordianism and all it’s various offshoots and review Blood Diner from 1987!

Plus more Adam Curtis talk, a fake bottom in a real bush, hopeful festival news and Ronnie James Dio’s two handed pen method.

We’re fuelled by sandwiches from Plant The Seed and Zapatista coffee from Active Distribution.

Music from The Kimberly Steaks, Electric Press, Fast Blood, Tem Eyos Ki and Bruise Control.

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This episode we play the most torturous drinking game ever created and review 1995’s Sudden Death” whilst enjoying some Raffo and Ridgeway cupcakes and some Drones signature coffee.

Plus TNS news, YouTube idiots, questionable geography teachers and a little parp.

Music from Et On Tuera Tous Les Affreux, Matilda’s Scoundrels, The Red Stains, Said I Was and Pisser.

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This episode we share an existential crisis as we discuss our top ten 80’s pop songs. Plus we review the film “Lust In The Dust” from 1984 whilst enjoying some Green Kitchen vegan bacon on Oak Bakery sour dough and some Dear Green coffee.

Plus Martin Appleby news, jumping rappers, crisp loving parrots and the Facebook group that broke a thousand hearts.

Music from The Cutaways, Butane Regulators, Brazen Hussy, Go Sailor and The Sewer Cats.

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This episode we discuss our favourite music documentaries and review the film “Knights Of The City” from 1986 whilst enjoying some Small Batch Babka and some Girls Who Grind coffee.

Plus covid test reviews, an exclusive Wotsit Called Fest announcement, heavy metal idiots, talking bum holes, a man who’s grumpy about his spuds and more VHS shaming than I would have liked.

Music from Shooting Daggers, Dogma, Chinese Junk, Toast and Slap Rash

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On our debut episode we discuss the death of 2020 and review the film "Snake Outta Compton".

Plus Veganuary chat, the mysterious ghost donkey of Norfolk, knock off Denzel Washingtons, posi news stories in decidedly un-posi times and loads more! This will probably be the only podcast in which you'll hear both a discussion about game theory and a celebration of a snake going in someone's butt.

Music from Falaun, Nosebleed, Corrupt Vision, Broccoli and Knife Club.