SLOW BURN – 030
01-07-18
It’s episode 30 of Slow Burn and its 2018!!! What have Mel and I been up to the past week? I Have been hit with the flu and man was it rough… What is the reflecting light of of ice called? Mel hits you with a “call back”… The bazooka and the bear paradox… #AlphavsOmega… Some wrestling news and WWE matches of the year. We have a battery break… This weeks Sunday Slow Burn Rumble is kind of on the back burner this week… We go over #Raw and #SmackDown… whats up with #205Live Mel was ve [...]
SLOW BURN – 029
12-31-17
We are “live” with the last Sunday Slow Burn Rumble of 2017 (not sponsored by #WWE2K18) Its the last day of the year!!! We talk Video Games #TheMummyDemastered #EverybodiesGolf and #FFIX Mel and I are filling the holiday void the best way we know how… And #Raw, #SmackDown, #205Live and #NXT (while cooking meth?)… All this and much more on the final Slow Burn of 2017!!!
SLOW BURN – 028
12-24-17
We got a special Xmas edition of the Sunday Slow Burn Rumble going on for you folks (Not sponsored by #WWE2K18), While Mel enjoys some cookies from my lady. Are Mel and I on the naughty or nice list this year?… And we debate all things Christmas. Mel cries about it being a #BucsLife and poor #JameisWinston. Our buddy Mel has been watching a lot of old school wrestling. We go over wrestling news and our #ClashOfChampions predictions. Mel says Mr. McMahon doesn’t like Slow Burn… We also go over this week in wre [...]
SLOW BURN – 027
12-18-17
Welcome to Slow Burn number 27… where being an adult sucks!… Commissioner Mel is going rouge before our traditional Sunday Slow Burn Rumble not sponsored by #WWE2K18 Mel and I went to the final NXT event of 2014 of 2017 #NXTLargo
That was also Hideo Itami’s last NXT aperence before going up to 205 Live. Oh yeah we got jobs… This week in wrestling news, the Rock for Prez? Mel blows my m [...]
SLOW BURN – 026
12-10-17
coming soon!
MUSIC:
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - “Kinder Words”
Green Day - “J.A.R.”
SLOW BURN – 025
12-02-17
Mel gets is off to a F’ing great start… We have a YouTube channel now… Books on Mel’s shelf… IS the enemy of my enemy my friend?.. Trump or Champa you decide!… The job hunts are on and I go on a horrible job interview… Mel is close to a platinum trophy in Killing Floor… We pause for the cause, a few times for interruptions… We talk Lucha code… Mel might be afraid of snakes… Commissioner Melophant goes into business for himself… We have a “Slow Burn” alert… and we go over what [...]
SLOW BURN – 024
11-26-17
We are going the distance this week at 1hr 17min!!! We got the Sunday Slow Burn #WWE2k18 Royal Rumble going on in the background as always… This week we go over all the Thanksgiving goodness Mel and I had.. Dustin Rhodes gimmicks through the years… The Lady really, really, really, really wants to beat me at Puyo Puyo Tetris (and maybe she did 3 times)… Watch FutureMan on #Hulu its great… The week in wrestling news… We go over an amazing #NXTTakeOver and agree that Aleister Black vs Velveteen Dream had the match of the week/month/year… [...]
Slow Burn – 023
11-17-17
No intro, no outro… Something new??? Friday “Sunday Slow Burn Rumble” #WWE2k18 is rocking! Mel Still hates the “R2” button. We go full on Tim Alen Home Improvement on ya for a second. Its Thanksgiving time!!! How to deal with the fam… and Mel’s obsession with cranberry sauce… and all the sides!!!! Mel has taken a liking to Alexa Bliss. There was an invasion on Smackdown. War Games and Survivor Series predictions. And ohhhhh those gentile harmonies… Not to mention wrestling news and Raw and Smackdown talk. [...]
Slow Burn – 022
11-12-17
On this weeks Slow Burn Mel and I talk about mobile games. Sleeping with a significant other. WWE 2K18 Sunday Slow Burn Rumble is on in the background with the belt on the line!!! Life keeps throwing them swerves our way (but Mel and I keep up the good fight.) Mel sucks at Kingdom Hearts. I had a yard sale that all the old ladies “liked”. No more fake shield members! Are any “on a pole” matches worthy? Mel and I make fire sound effects, and he thinks I’m a scientist. All this and more!!!
Slow Burn – 021
11-05-17
Slow Burn Sunday WWE 2K18 Rumble in full effect!!! (still) Was Mel in on the episode 19/20 mix up? Does anyone really feel that extra hour of sleep? Does Carnage have “A Junk”? Y2J vs Omega baby!!! Raw and Smackdown Halloween fun. Happy Rusev Day… and will Mel watch and NJPW this week? All this and more on episode #21 of Slow Burn
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Slow Burn – 020
10-29-17
We might have forgot what episode we are on??? #SlowBurn Do we sound any better?? We got a mixer… WWE 2K18 is still in full effect and in the background. Who buys push mowers? And Mel makes mowing the lawn weird… Do you ever really beat a Zelda game? Poor Emma… and those other two… Way to go DBS JR. Mel says John Cena can play piano “in Spanish”. Mel and I go 4 for 7 on our TLC predictions. Did Enzo give Bo the meningitis??? Thoughts on Mel’s favorite manager Titus World Wide. #UnderSeige Gable should have been Kurt’s kid because [...]
Slow Burn – 019
10-21-17
Should the Champ come out first? We talk WWE 2K18 through out this episode and I finally got my Cena Nuff edition. French Fry acts like a douche cat till we pause for the paws and feed him. Mel is on a quest to find his own Zen. Did the Crusierweights get paid for 2k18? Who wants meningitis facts? And we confirm Bo Dallas as patient zero! We go over Raw, SmackDown and give our TLC predictions… How is this Balor/AJ match going to go?…. All this and more!
Slow Burn – 018
10-17-17
Happy birthday Mel!!! Today we find out if Mel got drunk on his birthday… 2K18 is in full effect! Fuck crackheads (need we say more?)… When do you become your crate-A-character? Are we going to WM34?? Wrestling news, Hell In A Cell.. what a PPV, Raw, SmackDown. I speak a little French. And the power of Google compels Mel to make me end the podcast…
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Slow Burn – 017
10-08-17
Existence is futile!!!! That Thing in Las Vegas happened and it was pretty shitty… 2017 came in with so much optimism and went to shit fast. Thoughts on the deaths of Hugh Hefner, Tom Petty and Ralphie May. Mel is playing Paragon hardcore and I played Rock Band 4 for about an hour and we are both on the WWE2K18 hype train!!! We also agree that we don’t like stretcher spots. Shane McMahon is pissed about an investment in the pot industry he made. What was good this week in wrestling? And our Hell In A Cell predictions! … All this and much mor [...]
Slow Burn – 016
10-01-17
On this Slow Burn… We talk a little NFL, Mel wants to see some kneeling, some flags and some sportsball. Mel is play Fortnight and we talk Zombie outbreak. We go over this week in wrestling news. What do you call a rich person apartment? I talk Mel into getting into real estate. Why wouldn’t you ask Woods to the Nintendo World Cup? Young Bucks are “Too Sweet!”… We go over No Mercy and whats going on in wrestling. And I give up on watching football this year before I really even start, but Mel still loves his Bucs…. < [...]
Slow Burn – 015
09-24-17
Mel and I survived Hurricane Irma! Come sit back and hear a tale of bravery, survival, trust, and running away/staying and facing your fears. It was an incredible, crazy and surreal experience and this is just 2 tales of many… Mel also went to PA last week, find out how that was. Find out all this and more… And we go over a little bit of wrestling news and out No Mercy predictions.
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Slow Burn – 014
09-03-17
Today… I botch hitting the button… I bash twitter… (I may be having a bad day…) Mel give us a Persona 5 update and tells us how much he has spent on a “free game”. Mel and I roleplay my insurance policy. I make a horrible joke about a hurricane… then Mel gets sensitive about it all. We figure out how fast Mel would have to loot the only store, 7-11, on the island. Mel has a flashback to his bike accident years ago. We spoil most of G.o.T…. And we as always go over this week in wrestling news, Raw, Sackdown, NXT and Progress… Mel also accuses me of falling asleep??? And Rodrick Strong gives of a bit of a “Morty” vibe on his promos.
MUSIC:
Misfits – Attitude
P.O.S. - Goodbye
GET AT US:
SLOW BURN – 013
08-27-17
buttons have been pushed! On this weeks episode of Slow Burn I am watching a lot more movies in the movie theater now. Mel is still a nerd and playing Persona 5. We drop some foul language but Mel thinks about something far worse.. Mel says he got “red eye” from the eclipse this past week and needs to start a “Keep Mel’s eyes red” Fund. Death threats?!?!?! I was kissed by a gay frog. Can you have too many movie donuts? Mel watched DeathNote. People liked Summer Slam!!! And as always we go over this week in wrestling news, Raw, Smackdown, 205 Live and NXT
MUSIC:
Felt – Dirty Girl
NOFX – Eat The Meak
GET AT US:
Facbook-
SLOW BURN – 012
08-20-17
Its Summer Slam time!!! On this episode of Slow Burn Mel has been watching some old school wrestling. French Fry sounds off on some NOAH meow meow I Bitch about video game tutorials and I am finally caught up on Game Of Thrones!!!! We go over the week in wrestling news. We pause for an Amazon delivery of Mel/French Fry’s industrial strength pooper scooper. We Talk NXT TakeOver from Saturday, Raw, Smackdown and then we finish off the show with our Summer Slam predictions and Mel bitches about the I.C. Title and encourages you to “rise above the hate”.
SLOW BURN – 011
08-13-17
On this action packed edition of Slow Burn… I keep on botching the intro like its my job! Mel watched people play video games on the internet and then talks about his wrestling bucket list. We talk Comic Cons and other cons and if Cosplay “models” are an actual thing. In news we Talk about Progress Wrstling’s bad luck over her in the states. Is Balor trolling us about the Demon? Sometimes you just got to take a deep breath and just say “Happy Birthday”… I take the Rock covering up his old tattoo way too hard. Glow season 2 [...]