Craig's On The Road To Nowhere.: Recent Episodes
craig williams
Come in and have a listen. There are sketches a-plenty and more to come. There is somehting for everyone I hope. New ideas are flooding into my brain as I type this.
I was honoured when "Edgy Podcast Reviews" wanted to review my shows. How nice to have proper critics give their opinions to my show's quality and content. You can find it here
http://www.imaginatepro.com/thatpodcastshow/web-sites/edgy-podcast-reviews-74-craigs-on-the-road-to-nowhere-banzai-beat-cat-crave/
Having listened to what they have to say, I think to myself...... what the fuck do they know!!
For a start they say,
"Craig’s On The Road To Nowhere is a mash-up of skits, reviews, and other quirky events. Host Craig Williams is at times joined by friends whose purpose is not readily evident. Regular segments include Bland Designs, Craig Questions Things, and our favorite, War Time Diaries. Craig has moments of genuine humor, but listeners should know it is dry humor. We liked the back ground sound effects and the intro. The sound quality is dubious in nature with some episodes having horrid quality while others have a crisp and clean sound. Finally, the show’s release schedule of new content has progressively grown worse. The drop-off in consistency became very noticeable around April 2008. If you don’t mind waiting patiently for a dry comedy show, this one’s for you."
Wankers!!
Look at the pic of Jana. I'd give her one. What a darlin' Will have to use my English accent on her innit.
Oh yes sir!!! I am a property developer now. Copy and paste on the link below to see how's it's done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca_TsdJTOqk
I'm Back!!!
Sometime next week I hope to be adding a video to this site.
I dunno, it's like the busses innit. I don't mean you wait ages and then 2 come along at once, I mean I'm big and red. That'll teach me to be a fat bastard that bakes in the sun.
This isn't a new show. Just using this site to send a friend a podcast.
Antony, either right click the link below and "save as" or left click to listen via live feed. Cheers mate.
This is a big big big show. How big? Well so big that it makes something very big look not so big. So, imagine something very big and then compare it to this big show and your big thing isn't as big. In other words...IT'S BIG!
Actually it's not that big come to think of it but fairly big.
Some other shows you have to check out...
The great Basil Bottler show at:- http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/
Watko's show at:- http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/
Iain Lee's Shindiggery at:- http://www.iainlee.libsyn.com/
Happy Christmas everyone.
This is the tremor before the erruption.
The rain drop before the shower.
The starter before the main course.
The spark before the fire.
The fart before the shit.
I think you get what I am trying to say so let's leave it there.
I was going to display a picture of a butt plug. That picture would have taken me back to the time I was in bangkok. That isn't really time travel though is it? So here is another picture instead.
Hope you enjoy my latest offering as much as I enjoyed having sex last night......although I doubt it. At least this lasts a hell of a lot longer!
Who knows when it will rain.
Who knows when it will snow.
Who knows when a bogey is ripe to pick.
What I am trying to say is, I will make podcasts when I can.
The last thing I want to do is spoil Star Trek The Next Generation for you, but that’s exactly what I am about to do. Wake up and smell the toilet after I’ve just done a number 2!
The idea was to try to contact Basil Bottler if he had passed over to the other side. Honestly, that was the idea.
Welcome to episode 15.
Will we stay in Australia? Are we coming home? If we stay, will this be the last podcast? Tune in and fine out what........oh let's be honest here, who gives a flying fuck!!
Go Listen to Basil Bottler, WATKO and Katia!!
I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again....well it will be in 2-4 weeks time actually. Flying is the safest mode of transport, we all know that. However I just know I am gonna crash and burn. Goodbye world.
Just as worshipers laid offerings for their gods, I lay my podcast before you. Well that’s not strictly true I say, here’s my podcast, listen to it if you like. My face bovered?
OK, pleeeaaase listen to it I beg of you.
Also check out WATKO, Basil Bottler and Shindiggery. All at Libsyn.com. Plus http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave
And why is this writting so big dammit. It makes me wanna bite my face off and shove it up my arse.....and that ain't funny!
Here is the ingredients for today's show:-
1/2 LB of filler
1 Teaspoon of comedy
1 Fl Oz of entertainment
A Pinch of fun
1 Ton of crap
Mix well, bake until burnt then discard and get back to watching Home & Away.
Recipe also on Ceefax page 108
Also try:-
http://iainlee.libsyn.com - Shindiggery
http://watkinsian.libsyn.com - WTHGOH
http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ - The Basil Bottler show
http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com - WTHGOH forum
http://www.myspace.com/ouftigrave - Katia's 50 ft horror show
They said I'd never make it to episode 10...well my wife said that actually.
What's going on in the Basil Bottler trial, is there a war time diary, what do I question, what is the meaning of life and why are my balls so itchy? Some of these questions will be answered here, some won't.
Once you have heard this podcast head over to:-
http://watkopodcast.forumakers.com for a wicked forum.
http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/ for probably the best podcasts in the world.
And finally http://basilbottler.libsyn.com/ I love this guy but not sexually!
Hi and welcome one and all.
Well on this podcast I have changed a few things. Some things that were in previous podcasts are still in this podcast, some things that were in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast. Some things that weren't in previous podcasts are in this podcast and some things that weren't in previous podcasts aren't in this podcast either. What's changed I hear you say......fucking listen to it you here me say.
32 mins 58 seconds of blood, sweat and tears. That's not what it took to make this podcast, that's what you'll suffer by listening to it!
I hope the wait was worth it as I give you the last podcast of 2007...probably.
A very Merry Christmas to you all.
Hope to see you in 2008.
PS. Watko is BACK BACK BACK at http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/
Sweet home Alabama!!!
Here is a pic of my wife editing this show bless her. I know...looks like she hasn't a fucking clue what she's doing but, let's just see aye?
Hi everyone. Well I am sorry for the delay in shoving out another shit podcast but the storm did more structural damage to my studio than I thought. Should be up and running in the next day or so. In the mean time, head over to these 2 sites :-
http://iainlee.libsyn.com
http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/
and
http://basilbottler.libsyn.com
The first site needs very little introduction. Iain Lee is the master of podcasts and inspired me to do mine. Great guy, great site...thank you.
The second site is quality and professional through and through. You'd be crazy to miss it, it's my favourite site. I get the shakes inbetween podcasts.
The third site is also a good laugh. I mean this in a good way but it's so rediculous I love it. I hope both these sites run for a very long time.
Happy listening!!
This week I am in my new recording studio. Cool? Maybe not!
I explain in great depth the naming of my show, "On The Road To Nowhere."
A mystery guest auditions for the show......oh, just bloody listen to it damn you!
2-11-07 A.K.A. black Friday. Iain Lee leaves LBC (Load of Bastard Cunts).
Please go to :- http://watkinsian.libsyn.com/ to hear their interview with Mr Lee.
Tribute podcast to follow in a week or 2.
YESSSSSSSS I had 30 downloads for the last podcast. That's about 30 more than I thought. Celebrate good times...COME ON!!! Let's have a celebration....etc etc. Many thanks to you poor souls.