I've Come To Help: Recent Episodes
Bernard
I help people with things, problems, and difficult situations - weather they want it or not! It has been suggested that I am the one needing help for producing this podcast but, as Shakespeare should have said but didn't, so I shall say it instead- one creator is worth ten critics. If you have got young kids why not join the 900,000 listeners to my kids story podcast https://www.buzzsprout.com/1412476 or for more adult giggles, my website, bernardking.co.uk?
Suzanne's mother and father and brother thought she was being silly - but was she?
F/X Freesound.com
Music John Bartmann.
coffee Nescafe
This story tell you just how hard the letters in the alphabet work! And how cold the letter A gets sometimes!
Written and produced - Bernard King
Additional material - Eve Harding, Legacy builder - ancestryantics.com
Music - John Bartmann
F/X - Freesound.com
Silly the rabbit was a silly name, but the lion king had run out of names, so where could he find another one?
Music - John Bartmann
Silly music - Blimp66
Written and produced - Bernard King
All the other animals laughed at Sammy because he carried his house on his back - but not for long!
Everything in the kitchen changes with the new cook!
Music - John Bartmann
F/X - freesound.com
Do you know what a guitar is? Do you know what a mandolin is?
Listen to Raphael and find out.
Intro outro music - John Bartmann.
Episode music, mixing and mastering - Raphael White. raphdbw@gmail.com
F/X - Freesound.com
Written and produced - Bernard King
Esmerelda was so happy her father bought her a flower box - until things started to go wrong!
What do you do when you are stuck in the snow? You can't do anything until Patch comes along!
Read all Patch the Bear books by David Gibby at gibbybooks.com
Music John Bartmann
F/X Freesound.com
A nice lady, Chaya Topas, is going to tell you about the thing you do, and the things you should not!
Chaya's book are available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and at bookbub.com
Listen how baby dragon finds his family
"Both Baby Dragon Finds His Family and Baby Dragon's Big Sneeze are available on Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com, target.com and walmart.com. For more information about Sheryl Bass' books and for your parents to download and print up to 10 free coloring pages for you, please visit, http://www.be-kindpublishing.com."
F/X - Freesound.com
We are happy when we eat a Pizza - but is the Pizza happy?
Now Meredith Goodwin knows all about Pizzas and she will tell us.
If you want to hear more of Meredith's stories you can contact her here - https://openwindowstories.buzzsprout.com
Or here - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/open-window-stories-big-stories-for-little-people/id1702251062
Or here - https://www.instagram.com/openwindowstories/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Herbie has to get home through the dark wood all alone. What will happen!
Story by Ellen Nancy and Roxanne Reid. Illustrations by Anastasia Dragunova
Book available at hbpublishinghouse.co.uk
F.X - freesound.com
Racheal and Robert love each other very much except for one thing.
It makes Racheal throw herself on the bed and Roger kick his football against the fence! Listen to what makes them argue!
Baran wants to give his sister the moon! WOW! Thats a big big present! Let's listen to what happens.
If I could Give You The Moon is written and told by Ffion Jones, The book is illustrated by Gareth Jones in colour and published by www.hbpublishinghouse.co.uk
The lord of the castle was so posh he would only speak to kings and queens and dukes and his wife.
Until something terrible happened!
Rexie is trying to tell you a story! But, Rexie is a dog and we don't understand dog talk!
The good news is - Lisa is here to help!
Never in your whole life, have you met a dog like Rexie. He is the bounciest, the chattiest, the funniest and the happiest dog ever. He is always the center of attention and he has no problems telling you when he disagrees with something. If he wants to walk a certain direction, he will simply lie down and refuse to walk if you are not going where he would like. In case your watch may be broken, he will alert you with great vigor when it is his dinner time. He loves to run, he loves to give hugs, he loves to eat, he loves to talk, he loves balls and he loves to travel and take adventures.
Rexie was born in Naples, Italy but soon moved to Turin, Italy. He teaches all about Italian life and the language. Also, he travels all over Europe and he learns about other local languages and the cultures too. His life is full of learning and adventure and his books are as well. Each book will teach a few new words in another language. Join Rexie as he explores Europe, its cultures and its languages.
Available on Amazon.
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
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Charlie is a very important man at the Olympic Games but, oh dear, He has a terrible problem!
Additional F/X - Zapsplat.com
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
What has happened to Gertrude? Mr Shah has got a knotty problem!
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Your head is a very busy part of your body so you must not loose it!
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Roger says everything three times! How can his friends and neighbours stop him?
Additional F/X - Zapsplat
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Arthur and his elephants are upsetting all the other animals in the jungle. Big problem for Arthur!
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Now, this story is completely different!
You have probably never heard of Chaya Bluma Gadenyan, But you soon will because she is reading the story and, she has invented the story as well!
The story is in her book as well as activity pages and online games - Wow!
Now listen to a very different story, and see the book at https://chayablumagadenyan.com/
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Peter loved to run away from his parents and hide. Listen to what happens when Peter cannot find his parents!
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Have you ever heard pebbles giggling? You will in this story!
Support the showMusic - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - bernardking2@gmail.com
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464 Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.
Why can some people run faster than others? I found the answer on a bus and now I'm sharing it with you.
Ecologists are doing a great job of cleaning up the planet. But soon they could face disaster.
Seb's nose had been a problem all his life - even clothes pegs, cement, and doctors could not help.
Really this episode is not to help Ed. just an explanation of a question that is often asked.
Christmas is a time for happiness and good cheer. But Father Christmas could have a mammouth problem about to land on his shoulders.
Fridge fear can strike anywhere - in the office, on the beach, and, dangerously, whilst you are driving. Listen to this podcast an banish the problem forever.
The more experience you have the more complicated life becomes. The older you get the more the more experience you gain, the more choices you have, the more emotions you can feel, and more paths life opens for you, allowing one to accumulate more problems, more panic and more trouble effortlessly.
The object of these webisodes is to offer the benefits of my experience, common sense and general brilliance to catch and solve the catastrophes that life hurls at one.
Later, there will be special podcasts, advising and helping those of our communities who seem to attract and carry a larger share of life's calamities - our beloved celebrities and politicians.
Being over eighty years old and still quite alive I though I would share with you the difficult episodes I have encountered while learning to live, and my triumph over them.
If you are a sensible. well balanced, intelligent being then these podcasts are probably not for you.