Royally Screwed: The Curse of Strahd: Recent Episodes
Royally Screwed
We would like to invite you to take a journey thru the unknown with us. We cannot guarantee you will make it out alive as there are vampires, warewolves, witches and more along the way. Honestly, we cannot guarantee much of anything but what we will try to do is entertain you and if you‘re new to the world of Dungeons and Dragons 5e, hopefully we can inspire you to create your own character and start your own campaign into the mists of Barovia.
We are the Prince family (hence the Royal reference for the name of this blog). We are your average run of the mill military family throughout the week. But for a few hours every weekend, we are a brave band of heroes who enjoy delving into the dark recesses of caves and dungeons, fighting mobs of goblins, bugbears and orcs.
We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just a family spending time together around our kitchen table once a week with a mic bought from Walmart, documenting our adventures for friends and family.
Our players consist of 2 teenagers, our adult daughter, mom, dad and a family friend. We began playing as a way to involve our autistic son into more interaction in a way that he can learn social skills as well as to unlock his imagination.‘
Our Cast: Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger - Played by 14 year old Ash Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard - Played by Alyssa HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian - Played by 15 year old Garrett Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter - Played by Charles Kodiac Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger - Played by Foxw podcast weblog
S12 Part 2: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire
As the battle on Yester Hill rages on, the party finds themselves in a fight not only against one of Strahd's vampire brides, but magical forces that aim to hinder them from stopping the druid ritual.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
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Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Divine Judgement - Tabletopmusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
The Ninth Layer of Hell - TabletopMusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Terrible Secret - Etlenne Roussel/Epidemic Sound (used with license via AdobeStock)
Session 11 Part 2: A Drruid Problem
After clearing the Wizard of Wines out, Davian Martikov approaches the party with another issue that he would like some help with. But a chance encounter on the road to Yester Hill may prove to be a bit too much for the new member of the party.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Flare - C.K. Martin - from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
I am the Ancient, I am the Land - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Game of the Minds - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
I am Not a Hero - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Session 11: Blanket Party
On the heels of clearing the Wizard of Wines of the invading Druid forces, the party must now prepare themselves for the horrors that await them at Yester Hill and discover the mystery that is Winterspinter..
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
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Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Breaking In - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits
Continuing into the Wizard of Wines, the party takes on the invading druids. But it turns out, someone has been keeping secrets from the party. Who can they trust?
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
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Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (used with license via AdobeStock)
Blood Run - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
For Honor! For Toussaint! - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Funerals for a Dragon - Grégoire Lourme (used with license via AdobeStock)
Game of Thorns - Manuel Ochoa - (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Theme for Unknown (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Daniel's Room - (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Evil's Soft First Touches - The Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Conjunction of the Spheres - The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Past the Edge - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Terrible Secret - Etienne Roussel (used with license via AdobeStock)
Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours
The party makes their way to the Martikov camp to meet with the owner of the Wizard of Wines, but Taillefer immediately butts heads with the rough around the edges, no nonsense Davian Martikov.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Beyond Hill and Dale; Breaking In; Aen Seidhe; and Heart of Stone - The Witcher 3 OTS Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz & Mikolai Stroinskiand CD PROJEKT RED (used under Fair Use)
Lux Tenebras - Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia - The Dark Descent OST (Used with Permission)
Session 9 Part 1: You Smell Like a Bird
Urwin Martikov sends a family member along with the party as they head to the Wizard of Wines to inquire about the hold up of recent wine shipments, which puts Taillefer into quite the tizzy.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
The Hearth Inn - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Enchanted Forest - A|C Jamendo (used with license via AdobeStock)
Restless Knight - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Escape from the Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 8 Part 3: The Changing of the Guard
With the death of Izek Strazni, the party delivers proof of the deed to Fiona Wachter, causing a change in the leadership of Vallaki
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Ghosts of Appalachia - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
March of the Dead - Travis Savoie - From the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Session 8 Part 2:
With the plan to eliminate Izek Strazni underway, the party finds themselves facing a new challenge in the form of a full Barovian moon.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter @babyvett1
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Dancing with the Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album "Into the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use)
Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie from the album "Beyond the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use)
Spirit of the Plains - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 8 Part 1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf
While the party discusses how to implement Lady Wachter's plan to eliminate Izek Strazni from Vallaki's political situation, a strange character claiming to have escaped from the dungeons of Ravenloft arrives at the Blue Water inn.
Note: Royally Screwed will be working on uploading two/three shorter episodes each week rather than the larger past episodes. We hope that limiting these episodes to between 1-1.5 hrs will be a more pleasant listening experience.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Before It All Began - Howard Harper-Barnes/Epidemic Sound (used with license via Adobestock)
Moment of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (Used with license via Adobestock)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night
The party makes a deal with Fiona Wachter to assist with a power grab for the town of Vallaki but find their sanctuary at the Blue Water Inn is shattered by much more than invaded dreams.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
"Ossuary 7-Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Lux Tenebras - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Brennenburg Theme - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)
A Hearts Wish, A Different Fate - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
Dark Vestiges (Reworked)- Travis Savoie from Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Ancient Tomes - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt -Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
He Is the Ancient, He Is the Land - Travis Savoie from Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Theme for Unknown - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used under Fair Use)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses
The party returns to the Vistani camp with Arabelle in tow, but encounters on the path lead to turmoil and possible deception.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
An Awful Finding - Spectacles Wallet and Watch(used with license via AdobeStock)
Gateway to Hell - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Barovian Romance - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius(used with license via AdobeStock)
Barovian Legends (Town Theme) - from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop
The search for the missing Vistani child leads the party to the abandoned tower at Lake Baratok, but the echos of the past lead to surprising discoveries and a past visitor to Barovia.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Night Rain by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
Legends of Infinity by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
Knight of the Night by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
"Morgana Rides " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"Soaring" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Warlocks Whisper - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat
The party travels to the nearby Vistani camp as a favor to Madame Eva. However, when they find that the child Arabelle has recently been kidnapped, they assist in trying to find the child.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
The Other Side of the Door - Kevin Macleod - (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
Barovian Legands (Town Theme) - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Warning: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this weeks episode. We had a technical issue with one mic and because of this, the audio quality if muddled and hard to hear at times. Because of this, we have elected NOT to put background music in this episode to avoid making it even harder to hear.
Note: Episodes will now be uploaded every other week.
Episode 5: Love Potion #9
Following the Feast of St Andral, the party takes the day to reset by exploring the town of Vallaki and trying to make some money. However, one shop's merchant proves to be a bit too much for a few of them.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
While the adventures might be hungry, this wasn't quite the feast they were hoping for. When a relic comes up missing, the party finds themselves trying to solve the mystery of who's behind it, leaving them face to face with Strahd once again.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Twitter
TIKTOK
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Lorekeeper's Grove - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Restless Knights - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Unhallowed Ground - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Session 4 Part 1: I'm an Elf
Finding themselves at the Blue Water Inn, the party enjoys the hospitality and generosity of the Martikovs while encountering some of the "regulars" of the establishment. However, an event in town makes them quickly realize that not everything is peaceful in the town of Vallaki.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Long Rest- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Halfling Lodge- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Tavern Celebration- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Morgana Rides - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)
BLack Rider - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Sweltering Desert Nights - Myton Music - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
Magic Shoppe- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Before It All Began - Howard Harper Barnes - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
S3 P2 - Big Brown Sack
The party finally arrive in Vallaki, but not without first assisting a strange elderly woman as well as an encounter that leaves Taillefer with a souvenir that both he and the rest of the party might severely regret.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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TIKTOK
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Abondoned Windmill - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Wounds - Axl Audio - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
Dances with Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Everrdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Session 3 Part 1: Big Brown Sack
Waking up in the Vistani Camp, the party heads off to Villaki, but first they make a pit stop to a familiar place following their encounter with Strahd.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue Sky
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Wander into the Wilderness - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
Wounds - Axl Audio - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
Wicked Rites - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Warlocks Whisper - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Into The Mists - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Barovian Romance - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Episode 2 Part 2: Two Favors and a Funeral
Leaving the Village of Barovia, the party finds troubles on the road to Tser Pool as they seek out Madame Eva.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Wander into the Wilderness - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
City of Broken Souls - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Clash of the Warforge - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
Funerals for a Dragon - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
Wicked Rites - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Barovian Romance - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Episode 2: Part 1
Their first 24 hours in Barovia proves to be a hair raising experience as the party finds that peace and quiet are something that the land is severely lacking. But when an unexpected guest arrives at the funeral of Kolyan Indirovich, they find themselves face to face with the Lord of the Land.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Twitter
TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
All Hallows Eve - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
March of the Dead - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Lorekeepers Grove - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Madness of the Abbot - Travis Savoie from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Thunderbird - Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)
Appologies for the poor audio for this episode. We were down to only 1 mic for recording. We will have three mics for episodes in the future.
Episode 1 Part 2:
After being transported to the strange land of Barovia, far from Daggerfort, the party finds themselves trapped in the Durst Manor. Racing the clock to find Baby Walter before the strike of midnight, they quickly learn that the house is much more than what it seems.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Gateway to Hell - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Echos of Time V2 - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)
Witching Hour - Midnight Syndicate - From the album Raven's Hallow: Realm of Shadows (Reissue) - All Rights Reserved. Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Village of the Damned - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
S1 E1 - Into the Mists
After a series of dreams featuring a strange, elderly woman in a red cloak, eight players scattered throughout the Forgotten Realms must travel to Daggerfort to find the others that are spoken. They are tasked to find a “man of many colors” who will guide them to the woman in the dream.
They find themselves arriving into town on the night before Highharvesttide, an annual feast and holiday celebration. The local inns are full for the night, and the players—vagabonds with little coin or company to speak of—find shelter in the stable of the Nightmare’s Bridle, a ramshackle tavern on the outskirts of town.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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TIKTOK
Instagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Mourning (Full Version) by Christopher Bennett Music/MusicRevolution - (used with permission via AdobeStock)
Ossuary 7 - Resolve: Kevin MacLeod
Floating Ice Castle - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Blackest Rose - Midnight Syndicate (From the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt) - All Rights Reserved. Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Terror in the Woods - Tabletop Audio (Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Return of Lazerus - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)
Dark Music - Creepy Music Box - Terra Fantasy Music (Via youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwjJBR9ZE84)
Phantom - Looking Glass (used with license via AdobeStock)
Promontory - TableTop Audio (Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools continue to bumble their way thru the castle of Lord Von Zarovich, but what started off as a fun adventure begins to take an unexpected dark turn.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Defiled Temple" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Tracks has been modified for length.
"Grunt's Appearance" and "Darkness" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Tracks has been modified for length.
The Fools continue make their way thru Castle Ravenloft.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools continue to make their way thru Castle Ravenloft following an invite to dinner by Strahd.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Court of the Count" and "Barovian Castle" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Following their dinner with Strahd, the Motley Fools are given free rein of Castle Ravenloft as they set out on a mission to uncover treachery within. But what secrets does the confines of the brick walls hide?
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock) "Cinematic. Epic. Iron Legion" by Jamendo (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Court of the Count" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Tracks has been modified for length.
The Motley Fools spend the afternoon trying to make themselves presentable before dinner plans with the Devil.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Late Night Jazz Sound" by Mark Dorricott/MusicRevolution (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Thunderhead" by Victory Flags/FineTune Music (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Court of the Count", "Barovia Castle", and "The Hearth Inn" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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"Halls of the Undead" and "Ancient Winds" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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The Motley Fools spend the day exploring around the lake before their meeting with the mysterious Rictavio.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
FIND US ON:
DISCORD AT https://discord.gg/G4ufE5Ks YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJsREWfYM1d6XRHlgBMfGA TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Babyvett1
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weapon of Choice" by Fabien Tell (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Zen" by All Bets Off (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Sweltering Desert Nights" by Ruud Janssen (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Weirder Things 2", "The Orrery", "Skyship" and "Hidden Valley" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Cassandra, Kodiac, Thixian/Halo, Anet, Velcar, Arlo and Daetu sit down with Braega for a roundtable discussion to talk about their characters and the campaign so far. Get to know the players a bit better while getting inside their heads and enjoy a few laughs as they talk about Royally Screwed.
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
While Velcar and Kodiak are away, Daetu has a mysterious visitor. The following day, the party finds a celebration in the Blue Water Inn. The party finds that magic can be unpredictable in Barovia as well as makes a grizzly discovery in the Burgomaster's Mansion.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Halls of the Undead", "Magic Forest" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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"Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Victorian Slums" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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After discovering who is responsible for the missing bones, the Fools find themselves looking for Henrik van der Voort, but they find more than just the coffin maker waiting for them. But even worse is waiting for them as they try to restore hallowed ground.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at on Twitter
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Trouble in the Air" by Farrell Wooten (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Halls of the Undead", "Echoes of Time V2", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve" and "Return of Lazarus" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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"Thieves Guild", "Haven", "Terror in the Woods", "The Hearth Inn" and "Closing Time" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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As the day of The Festival of the Blazing Sun arrives, Velcar finds himself once again staring into the eyes of the Lord of Barovia. As violence erupts in the streets, a coup d'etat results in a new Burgomaster of Vallaki. Seeking safety, the Motley Fools bring Ireena to the Chapel of St. Andral, but safety might not be in their reach.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
Mourning (Full Version) by Christopher Bennett (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Lux Tenebras", "Grand Hall", "Back Hall" and "Brennenburg Theme" - Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
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"Halls of the Undead", "Night Vigil", "Past the Edge" and "Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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With three orphans on their hands, the Motley Crew heads back to the Vistani camp in hopes to pawn their problems off on them, only to find themselves taking yet another Vistani problem into their party. A mysterious dinner invite arrives and the party finds things are not as they appear at the Burgomaster's home.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Cassandra - Human Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Thunderbird" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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"The Summoning", "Solace" and "Borealis" - Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length.
With pies on the brain, the Motley Fools leave the Vistani camp and head for the nearby windmill in the hopes of purchasing some tasty treats.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Arlo - Changeling Cleric
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Interloper", "Ancient Winds" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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"Abandoned Windmill", "Heart:Briar", "Terror in the Woods" from TableTop Audio https://tabletopaudio.com Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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"Next to the Guardian" from Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
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A sit down chat with Velcar, Thixian and Anet to discuss the events that happened following the lost audio for the previous episode, as well as their thoughts on the current campaign.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Mentioned product:
The Interactive Tome of Strahd can be purchased at https://www.dmsguild.com/product/301867/The-Interactive-Tome-of-Strahd (Not a sponsored product placement - just a product I like and support that adds to the CoS campaign.
Curse of Strahd: Reloaded from Dragnacarta - CoS:Reloaded - Compilation Thread
Fleshing out Curse of Strahd from MandyMod - Fleshing Out Curse of Strahd: Master Table of Contents
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
The Motley Fools meet the colorful bard Rictavio.
Note: This session was originally 4 hours long, however, 3 hours of that session was lost due to technically difficulties (user error - the software stopped recording). The Roundtable episode following this episode features Thixian, Anet and Velcar as they discuss with the DM what happened after the audio shut off.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
Mourning (Fully Version) - (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Monomyth – The Encounter", "Awakening", Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length.
"Morgana Rides ", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Upon being approached by Urwin of the Bluewater Inn, the motley crew find themselves heading west to the Wizard of Wines to investigate why a wine shipment has been delayed.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Tome of Strahd Reading" - QuestionofHeaven Youtube - Found at https://youtu.be/ZIcGA7Aj28Y
"Monomyth – The Encounter" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length.
"Morgana Rides ", "Ossuary 6 - Air", "Ossuary 7 - Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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Amnesia: Dark Descent OST Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
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The motley fools leave Ismark and the Village of Barovia behind heading towards Vallaki. With Ireena in tow, they find their way to Tser Pool, where a reading from Madame Eva and well as surprise from the other side of the mist awaits them.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
"Awakening" Music by Scott Buckley – www.scottbuckley.com.au Licensed under Creative Commons BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Track has been modified for length.
"Despair and Triumph", "Echoes of Time v2", "Magic Forest", "Teller of the Tales", "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two", "The Other Side of the Door" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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With dream pastries in hand, Anet, Thixian, Kodiac, Velcar and HALO make their way thru the Village of Barovia where they meet a family with a problem and come face to face with the ruler of the land.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again. Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grimm. He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military.
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay.
Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard
Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark.
HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from. The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body. The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him. Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay.
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the travelers go up to the pubs owner they ask his name. The elf says "My name is Kodiak The Killer and I have ran this pub for 50 years how can I help you?" The travelers ask for a Winter Fox (a white ale) and then asks "how did you get the name Kodiak The Killer?" Kodiak responds "Kodiak is my first name and The Killer is a name I got from the 50 years of battle I have been in to save my elfish home." The travelers at aw ask "Would you be down to join us in one more adventure?" Kodiak responds " You Have My Bow." Kodiac is played by Foxx, who also serves proudly in the US Military.
About The Dungeon Master
Finally, no adventuring party is complete without the person behind the screen, helping to weave the story into something that the players can enjoy and make memories over. Yours truly, Breaga Magesblood, will be the Dungeon Master (DM) for this campaign. This will be the second campaign (not counting one shots) that I will be directing.
I would like to say that I can enthrall you with wonderful voices, vivid imagery and amazing NPCs to the same skill of Matthew Mercer, Chris Perkins and Matthew Colville. This would be a lie. Instead, I have spent months listening to these DM greats and try to take what I know I can successfully accomplish without being too campy - yes, I'm guilty of stealing the famous line "How do you want to do this?" but I know I am not Mercer and I do not try to be. Try as I might, my NPCs tend to all sound like backwood hicks from Arkansas. However, my kids do enjoy my goblin and orc voices. We still have fun, in spite of my short falls. You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
As the motley crew make their way thru the Durst Manor, a new hero is found.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We are far from being a professional group. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Quiet and reserved, Velcar descended from a line of nomadic humans in the land of Narfell. After an attack on his village by a coven of vampires,with many were killed and his mother raped, he was born half vampire. As he grew older and his vampire abilities grew, he was shunned by his tribe and eventually was forced to leave the home that he knew, but not before he slaughtered his tribe after they killed his mother. He now hunts the dark creatures to prevent further atrocities from happening again. Velcar travels the lands with his cat, Grim. He is currently played by Warpfactor, who proudly serves in the US Military.
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Anet is the party's death from above. Born human, as an 18 year old warrior he entered a forest to confront an owlbear that had been plaguing his village. However, this particular owlbear was sacred to one of the gods who was unpleased by the death of the creature and turned the man into an owl-man hybrid, an owl aarakora. Anet, saddened by this turn of events, began wandering the lands to break the curse and eventually came across a young owlbear cub who's mother had been killed. He took the cub in and raised it as his own, naming her Ava. Anet is played by RatGirl, the 14 year old member of our household, who tends to have quite the potty mouth during our gameplay.
Thixian Envarius - Male Half Elf Bard
Thixian was born into a noble family, his human mother married Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford. While he had all he ever needed, ate from silver utensils, and hand servants to wait on him hand and foot, he never felt free. His only friend being the Tressym, Wraith, which he had since he was young. He would often sneak out of his castle to venture to the nearby village full of the lower class, armed with nothing more than his lyre. He would visit the bar in the center of town and sing and play his heart out. One day a newcomer came into the bar, an owl aarakora, which Thixian took interest in. In between songs he would sit and talk to the man about his adventures and wished to have his own adventure one day. Thixian finally snapped when he was told he would be wed to a woman he'd never met before. As a final slap-in-the-face to his parents, he stole as much money and goods, summoned Wraith to his side, and ran. With the money, he bought a rapier and the rest went to the people of the village.Thixian is played by 23 year old XionLark.
HALO - Male Warforged Barbarian Waking up on a table in an empty room of an abandoned building, Halo has no recollection of who he is, who he was, where he is and where he has come from. The only clues to his previous life are held in a folder found on a nearby desk - a sketch of the man he was, and a brief description of a soldier who had fallen in battle, to have his soul encapsulated into a metal body. The only memories he has of his past life lie in his ability to wield the weapons of war that seem to come natural for him. Halo is played by 14 year old Akrul, who is on the autism spectrum and tends to be more reserved during our gameplay.
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
It was a cool winters day as several travelers walk into the Fox's Folly Pub. They sit down and see the owner, an Elf with a pet fox. As the travelers go up to the pubs owner they ask his name. The elf says "My name is Kodiak The Killer and I have ran this pub for 50 years how can I help you?" The travelers ask for a Winter Fox (a white ale) and then asks "how did you get the name Kodiak The Killer?" Kodiak responds "Kodiak is my first name and The Killer is a name I got from the 50 years of battle I have been in to save my elfish home." The travelers at aw ask "Would you be down to join us in one more adventure?" Kodiak responds " You Have My Bow." Kodiac is played by Foxx, who also serves proudly in the US Military.
About The Dungeon Master
Finally, no adventuring party is complete without the person behind the screen, helping to weave the story into something that the players can enjoy and make memories over. Yours truly, Breaga Magesblood, will be the Dungeon Master (DM) for this campaign. This will be the second campaign (not counting one shots) that I will be directing.
I would like to say that I can enthrall you with wonderful voices, vivid imagery and amazing NPCs to the same skill of Matthew Mercer, Chris Perkins and Matthew Colville. This would be a lie. Instead, I have spent months listening to these DM greats and try to take what I know I can successfully accomplish without being too campy - yes, I'm guilty of stealing the famous line "How do you want to do this?" but I know I am not Mercer and I do not try to be. Try as I might, my NPCs tend to all sound like backwood hicks from Arkansas. However, my kids do enjoy my goblin and orc voices. We still have fun, in spite of my short falls. You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)
Velcar, Anet, Halo and Thixian find themselves locked in the Durst Manor.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring our group of idiots. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends.
You can find Royally Screwed's offically log-blog at https://royallystrahd.blogspot.com
Our Cast of Characters:
Velcar Deverell - Dhampire Fighter
Anet - Male Owl Aarakocra Ranger
Thixian Envarius (Lord Envarius, Duke of Hetherford) - Male Half Elf Bard
HALO (John Tracker) - Male Warforged Barbarian
Kodiac the Killer - Male Eladrin Ranger
Dautu - Male High Elf Wizard
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host at https://www.instagram.com/the_dungeon_master_darling/
Music Credits:
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with permission via AdobeStock)