Keeping Up With the Kalvaris: Recent Episodes
Damon Kalvari
Damon Kalvari is a social and news commentator, with an observational perspective, reacting to South African and other world events. Damon will often share his life experiences as well, where boundaries are pushed ever so slightly.
Have you tried Intermittent Fasting?
You getting kidnap insurance?
And Crustaceans have feelings after-all
Gerald is doing very well.
Isn't humility a really good attribute?
Is there a rat in your organisation?
More power stations Andre and David? Are you talking coal?
Under the bridge with Robert Marawa and Rassie?
You can hide your hysterectomy scar
Is your flag at half-mast?
Calm down before you make a racist video
How do you control your anger?
What does Justin Bieber's concert mean for vaccinations?
Britney is free, let the money rain down.
Imagine if Damon was Miss South Africa's coach.
It will be a private family funeral for FW.
An anti-vaxxer in your home, is it really a big deal?
And a dive takes Bafana out of the FIFA World Cup
Why does everybody have a foundation?
How do feel about de Klerk, no really?
And what have we forgotten about this week?
Do you have a routine?
Is cream healthy?
Have you forgotten about the municipal elections?
And how does Francois Steyn feel?
Does Gwede Mantashe really love coal so much?
Healthcare workers aren't scared of the J&J booster shot, surely?
And any thoughts on traffic reports, are you even listening?
Contextualising the Eskom crisis.
Where would you go if you were Athol Williams?
And do you remember Oscar Pistorius?
Rat Poison vs Dog - not good.
First date happens - how long before you know "Let's move on"
Turn out the Pope is a nice guy.
70% chance you didn't vote.
Why all this reluctance to vote?
And more feedback on Gerald.
Can neurosis be in the DNA?
What was Julius Malema trying to say about the Jews?
Can you make sense of the Quinton de Kock saga?... is it over?
Damon dips his toes into the rightwing Twitter cess pool.
Can you make sense of de Kock's decision?
Could Cricket South Africa handled it better?
Will you still support the Proteas?
Have to deal with the Steenhuizen smirk.
How is a smirk more topical than murder?
And can you discuss Covid-19 deaths in the same sentence as murder?
Commentators have only scratched the surface.
Context is crucial
But sadly, perception is everything
Can Alec Baldwin come back from this shooting tragedy?
Why do those racists think they were right?
And where are the Whites heading towards?
No water - what do you do?
What's Damon's blood test results?
Who you voting for?
And Zweli Mkhize couldn't fake a ferible
Gerald finally went to the doctor
Eventually watched My Octopus Teacher
And some Steve Bannon developments
Did you see John Steenhuizen walking down the middle of a highway?
Did you see Jacob Zuma at the casino?
And Elton John is still rocking.
What must Damon not tell his GP? - there's only 15 minutes.
Damon eventually watched the latest Dave Chappelle special
And the T20 World Cup starts today.
A receptionist is a very important, responsible position
Hostage drama in Irene
And Zuma eventually speaks
Why will this podcast become shorter?
Twitter will miss Natasha Mazzone
Does the DA have a social media policy?
And how many transgender staff could Netflix possibly have?
Why is Helen still going on about the posters?
Some feedback on Gerald, it hasn't ended yet
And please concentrate, I don't weigh 140kg.
John can't let go of the posters
Goodbye to Moegeng Moegeng
Is the media unfair on the DA?
Was there a colonoscopy?
What bit of disinformation has got Damon really angry?
And Naomi turns 91 today.
A bit of analysis on the Mac G - DJ Fresh interview
Helen Zille just keeps on giving
And what's Damon's Twitter neurosis?
Why did Damon miss yesterday's episode?
What's wrong with Damon's stool?
And Damon eventually finished Squid Game and the DJ Fresh interview on Mac G.
So, did you download Telegram or Signal?
Will Whatsapp go the way of the Blackberry?
And who else is going off to Space?
"Rooi Gevaar" rhetoric without saying "rooi gevaar" is still "Rooi Gevaar" rhetoric.
Are you not understanding the vaccine on purpose, or are you really stupid?
And why are you watering your grass?
What does Damon weigh now?
How does Damon channel his emotions from his latest weigh-in?
And what are Mosques in Cape Town going to do now?
Rob Hersov ....... did you receive the video?
Credibility? - What's that?
And Greta Thunberg is still at it.
Comparing the mask to living under Hitler?
So what was the unknown projectile fired from North Korea?
And R Kelly is eventually found guilty.
Some Heritage Day after-play
Manifestos coming from all directions
Zuma has no party
And do you like the "I got the job" tweets?
Who is Zweli Mkhize's legal mentor/ consultant?
Need a Chief Justice that just loves the law more than God
And a bit more clarity on this Facebook scenario
Damon tries to unpack the New Zealand family murders.
Why is Damon so annoyed with Ernst Roets?
And Nick Hudson of PANDA takes a harmless owl photo.
Why do strangers try chat on Facebook?
Don Cheadle may have a sequel for Hotel Rwanda
And what are the origins of this anti-vaxxer problem?
Do you watch the post-match rugby discussion?
Feedback from Gerald!
And how are the Emmy Awards so helpful?
Damon discovers why he's Jew-ish
What do you do if there's no eggs?
And messy touchas, no water, not a good combination.
Damon admits that he's not 100% himself.
Why you shouldn't steal a smart TV
And is it possible that Damon agrees with the DA?
What was the Twitter exchange between Damon and Nick Hudson of PANDA?
Mammoths back in Siberia?
Did you miss the Met Gala?
Did you watch the 9/11 Commemorations?
What does Ramaphosa's speech mean for you?
Do you sympathise with ABBA?
Damon is still harping on about Devilsdorp
Damon reminisces on his childhood, but just the kitchen part
And Carl Niehaus is the gift that keeps on giving
Trying to understand JP Smith
How significant is religion?
Is there a deeper message from Zuma's medical parole?
Why did Damon miss the Helen Zille "story"?
Should Damon join the ANC?
How does Damon prepare for this podcast?
And Damon tries to get a Taliban update
Can the Taliban put together a nice cozy, feel-good government?
How do Biden Obama and W Bush sleep at night?
And Damon has a suprise guest.
How is Damon handling this half-century birthday?
Should South Africa take in any Afghans?
LilleasLeaf Farm Museum closed down - what's next?
Damon is fixated on the ageing process.
What's Damon's new theory on Jacob Zuma?
And is anyone working at Luthuli House?
Can you imagine the farewell party for Sirhan Sirhan?
Kabul evacuation is over - So what now?
Are you still questioning the Covid-19 vaccine? - STOP IT!
Turns out Damon's a bad parent.
What do you do for your 50th birthday in times like this?
And good uses for your non-functioning Samsung TV.
Do you examine what your school colleagues look like on Facebook?
Do you know your Taliban from your Isis, from your Isis-K?
And why you should relax about the driver's license mess?
Damon hasn't forgotten about the Afghan
Who is Damon following on Twitter?
Damon eventually remembers Charlie Watts died
And should Damon do a health feature more regularly?
From Kabul to an Air BnB - it's going to happen.
Have you seen an Afghan lately (the dog)?
Will you donate to the Jacob Zuma defence fund?
The candidates lists are up, is this exciting?
Why does Damon never say "hello" and "goodbye"
How did Lawrence really annoy Damon?
Why is Damon dabbling in emotional blackmail?
Are you still avoiding the hairdresser/ barber because of Covid-19?
And would you accept flowers from Vladimir Putin?
Does Gerald have Diabetes?
Instead of sex, masturbate, and then get vaccinated.
And how does Damon see hope for Afghanistan?
When is the right time to forget about Afghanistan?
Why is Biden a disappointment this time?
Is Damon really the right person to talk about Afghanistan?
Are you looking after your general health?
Beard Oil vs Eyeliner? - Need to decide.
And Afghanistan - lots of books, movies, history dissertations coming up.
Nurse Jade confirms that Covid-19 is real, not a myth.
Watching people die isn't for the faint-hearted.
And how do you tell somebody their family member has died?
Afghanistan........Can we blame Biden?
How's Jacob Zuma?
And don't tell me not to speculate!
Damon sifts through the brutal feedback.
Why can't Damon get a cat or two?
And is Britney free at last?
Why was today different from all other days?
Damon is falling apart, can't cope with the Covid-Denialists.
And that's all.
What medical condition did Dali Mpofu come up with?
Can Duduzane and Roland make it into Cabinet together?
And Donald Trump takes gaslighting to a whole new level.
Can your pet kill you?
Why have we failed Wayde van Niekerk?
Is our Sports Minister on top of things?
What's the Cabinet reshuffle done for you?
Jacob Zuma really wants his cake and much more.
And how did Damon make a child cry?
Radio needs to learn that there is Google.
Do you look at the Lotto numbers all the time?
And who will Cate Blanchett wear on the next Red Carpet?
Why is Eusebius McKaiser's podcast so important?
Are our South African Olympic expectations realistic?
And did you think Simone Biles would actually take part?
Does the SABC ever get embarrassed?
Do you still love your DSTV?
And are you one of those ready to criticise Wayde van Niekerk?
Dr Zweli Mkhize hasn't really looked after himself.
Still plenty of Olympic athletics to go.
And where do you get a vaccine certificate?
Tatjana Schoenmaker's reaction on seeing her result is really beautiful!
What must Chad Le Clos do now?
And some annoying feedback.
Do you know how God handles your prayers?
Please will Tatjana Schoemaker win the 200m Gold
And can you replace "hate" will "heal"?
Damon reacts to the Simone Biles backlash.
How much more weight will Damon put on?
And how do you feel about Pink?
Turns out Damon is an absolute charlatan.
How do you keep calm? - It's impossible, really.
And a new word - Ultracrepidarian.
Are you going to be up at 02H15 for Tatjana?
Please - you don't know better than the scientists
And don't let your moral compass get caught in an emphatic magnet field.
Are you committed to watching as much Olympics as possible?
They didn't call Paul Adams "Brown Sugar"
And surely you have to admit that Carl Niehaus is entertaining.
Expecting a spike in Covid-19 infections from the looting?
Prisoner Zuma to attend funeral, no special treatment?
And Damon tries not to pontificate.
Do you sometimes think it's all been a dream?
Is President Emmanuel Macron doing the right thing?
And before you share your opinion with the world, do you first investigate if you are stupid?
Can Carl Niehaus still be a suspect?
How are the British and Lions rugby players staying focused?
Can Guantanoma Bay Syndrome replace Stockholm Syndrome?
Can Damon see his penis yet?
A brief overview of Olympic history.
And was it really a failed insurrection?
What would you do if you're one of the 12 looting collaborators?
Can you speculate who these 12 mysterious, shadowy people might be?
And thankfully, the country's security agencies were only nearly caught with their pants down.
Damon does his best not to reveal the 12 suspects involved in the violence around South Africa.
Will a vaccination cheer you up and distract you from the violence and looting?
And Damon tries to look at other countries' problems, to make himself feel better as well.
Damon is trying to stay positive and optimistic.
Don't rush off yet to get vaccinated, first make sure it's all not burnt down, or worse, closed.
How do influencers get noticed? - is it all smoke and mirrors?
Can we go all "PW Botha 1985" on these looters?
What's the secret for President Ramaphosa to perform better speeches?
And what's the warranty on a looted 150 inch plasma TV?
Can you make any sense of the riots? - Do you know what's going on?
Did the tennis and soccer make you feel any better?
And what did you expect President Ramaphosa to say?
How did Gareth Cliff et. al. help Damon this morning?
What's it like in jail with Jacob Zuma, what's happening?
And a little bit of help and insight with the new 35 to 49 year old vaccine announcement.
An in-depth analysis of the Zuma incarceration
What's Carl going to do now?
Edward Zuma and Carl Niehaus, has tragedy brought them together?
Who is Ntando Nduma?
Is it possible to always do the right thing?
Do you understand what gaslighting is?
And did you understand the Zuma court proceedings at all?
How do you deal with Vaccine Refuseniks?
Are you trying to get vaccinated "under the table"?
And how will Pope Francis deal with his diverticulitis?
Does Jay Z still have other legal options?
Can Joe Biden not talk about his own problems ever?
And how's the space race?
Did you even know that Bill Cosby was going to be released?
Will there be the Battle of Nkandla?
And mosquitoes have a tough life in China
Damon talks about his dog, but it doesn't go on for too long.
Will Carl Niehaus ever lose his love for Jay Z?
And how's the Kalvari's new Lockdown?
An in-depth analysis on the Zuma judgment.
Why is Damon upset about being blocked on Twitter?
And how do we handle such a busy news cycle?
How will Damon try help the restaurants?
What else did you expect from President Ramaphosa's speech?
And what could possibly be wrong with David Mabusa?
Bernice is back!
What's Bernice's take on the Britney Spears saga?
How serious are the Kalvaris taking this third wave?
And can a Swastika on your testicle really work?
Does Ace really want to go back to work for the ANC?
Helen tackles the DA White Campaign Manager saga the only way she knows how.
And we need to save Britney.
Can Damon help the DA get out of this "White Campaign Manager" embarrassment?
You lose an iPad, do you also lose the confidence of your supporters?
And 40 is the new 50 for the Covid-19 vaccine.
Do you know what Critical Race Theory is?
Do you ever think of Altavista? How's Bing doing?
And why is Damon especially affected by the passing of Peter Feldman?
Are you happy not understanding everything?
Damon tries to analyse race-based media, does he get really confused?
And are you worried your gun will be taken away from you?
Damon has more to add on the 5fm departure story, to the Gareth Cliff-Mac G podcast.
When does Damon's phone ring?
And should you go to Tokyo?