White Girl Black Husband: Recent Episodes
Chate & Lauren
Two self proclaimed award winning anime creators, one who is white, and one who is black, share their exotic tastes in reality as it relates to games, art, film & beyondé and the intersection of our identity as people made by Jesus to exist as holy reflections of his perfect imagination. So whether its questioning your integrity for esteeming Renaissance but hating electronic music or sharing fringe beef with Twilight haters, our desire is to smile and laugh with you in a way that reminds you of the things you buried for fear of rejection. To let Jesus love you into creating from the depths of who He made you to be.
Why being disillusioned by Christianity in America is a good thing, and a strange debate that erupted over the legal status of Superman. We love you!
(Gameshow!) White Girl tries her best to stop America from collapsing under the weight of ChatGPT's dire outlook on the future of America. Fresh off the 4th, the passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, and ICE going OD, do the people of America have any hope?
Why do we have this conversation everytime a show featuring legions of black people comes out? Ironheart on Disney + has inspired strange discussions online about the racial consequences for hating a show with lots of african americans in it. Today we risk our own careers to get to the bottom of this (nonsense?).
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What should christians do when doom seems to be descending upon the world as we know it?
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A christian woman calling herself a prophet named Tiphani Montgomery has been crashing out after being called a witch by Eric Mason. Since then, she has spent every hour lashing out against Megan Ashley, Jackie Hill Perry, Preston Perry, and Philip Anthony Mitchell. Today, we suck dry every helpful morsel of wisdom from the crashout.
Christians won't stop asking if Jordan Peterson is a christian, so today, we will tell you. Errmm, well, we'll try to, because we listened to Jordan Peterson vs 20 Atheists and we're informed now. More enlightened than before. Ready to open our mouths and speak. Thank you for listening
Can a good person go to heaven without Christ?
A popular comedian called Andrew Schulz grilled a christian scholar (Wes Huff) on his podcast (Flagrant Podcast) on the question of what happens to 'good people' who may be living a christian life (his words) while not actually worshiping Christ. Today we discuss why holding on to the hope that good people go to heaven may actually make Christianity less accessible to the people who need it.
Today we're unleashing a mind bending story about a hoax involving schools placing litterboxes in bathrooms for students to use. In a frightening arc of american politics, right leaning politicians have seemingly lost the ability to distinguish reality from fiction, swallowing the hoax whole and regurgitating legislation based on a complete lie. And amidst all the talk of dispatching animal control on students, 'owning the libs', and generally being detached from reality, is there a lesson christians can learn from this uniquely strange moment in modern american life?
Today White Girl And Black Husband question the christian notion that sometimes we shouldn't speak up when weird stuff happens in church because, well, God can do anything (right?). A christian influencer named Johnny Change got an unusual amount of clapback after questioning the behavior of a pastor in viral video. White Girl and Black Husband also ask why ex-christians have so much to say about what christians should be doing. Also, why the overabundance of 420 skins in Call of Duty: Warzone. We love you THIS MUCH
Today White Girl and Black Husband question why it is normal for Christians to be rude online in light of some frighteningly uncharitable sentiments by a christian influencer named Matt Walsh and what christians said to Lil Nas X after half his face went numb. In light of this, we strongly suggest that indeed, it does not have to be like this, and in fact, we are commanded not to be like this by God himself. And why does the Oblivion remaster character creation screen say 'body type a and body type b' instead of male and female? Thank you for listening ! We love you tremendously
Today, White Girl And Black Husband try to understand why Katy Perry got a tongue lashing from Wendys super-corp, a well known purveyor of poisonous meals, over her trip to space. Black Husband decodes cryptic spiritualspeek heard passing through the mouth of Katy post space-travel. Today lets try to understand what could possibly be wrong with six female women going to outer space for a millionaire tour. We love you
On todays refreshing episode, Black Husband and White Girl audit the eccentric sentiments of black men and women. A woman asks when do baby names cease to be cute, R&B singer Neyo explains why he doesn't let his girlfriends have boyfriends, and a black woman loses it over a man who wont get off the phone with her. We really love you. It's been too long hasn't it.
Thank you for all of the amazing memories we have made over the past 2 years doing this podcast. We have grown so much as people as a result of the content and the interactions with all of you here. As we prepare for this next (season?) of content creation, we would like to share with our Chocolate Dipped Family, our plans for our content beyond this episode and how we hope we can continue to contribute to the family of God. We are eternally grateful for all of you.
What if there was a way of thinking about brothers and sisters in christ that allowed you to effortlessly unite around wanting to see people meet Jesus, even in the midst of some serious disagreement? In this episode, we discuss a way of organizing your thinking in a way that prioritizes unity among Christians without ignoring important disagreements, and even creating a healthy space to have them amidst our common goal of seeing people come to know Jesus. We love you but Jesus loves you more.
You can watch our animated content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT!
White Girl and Black Husband listen to videos from the #manifestationtiktok hashtag and uncork a chilling reality -- that there are no amount of lessons learned that can overcome the devil's ability to resell bad old ideas to new faces. We also discuss if the phrase "grand rising" is more african than simply uttering "good morning", and expose how getting angry at people who laugh at bad ideas is another way the enemy keeps captives from waking up out of their delusions.
You can watch our animated content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to take animated Bible stories to a new generation of people Jesus loves at, http://www.patreon.com/mistermoosey
We love you but Jesus loves you more.
The internet began to crumble, bang and panic in the afterglow of one of this generations greatest content creators (Dr DisRespect) fall from a tremendously high place after it was revealed he had been having inappropriate conversations with a 17 year old. But as bloodthirsty gums took to their Iphone 14S'es, laptops and android devices in order to ensure the downfall was as gruesome as possible, another story was unfolding. Today we look at the grief experienced by the friends of Dr. DisRespect, his fans, and consider how Satan uses the worst things about us for the purposes of stealing what we were intended to share with the world, and how we as Christians must be about of destroying the evil in our secret lives. We love you! But Jesus loves you more.
Links from todays show:
Rolling Stone article read on the show
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/dr-disrespect-inappropriate-messages-minor-twitch-1235048071/
The original video *incident occurs around 3:11:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73nGJocgAA
Is there a connection between having transgender ideas about yourself while also regarding yourself as an otaku? Does there come a point where one crosses an almost impassable boundary of anime consumption where one begins to regard individuals of the same sex as sexually attractive? As specialists in the once fringe society of anime, White Girl and Black Husband respond to a clip from a content creator named Allie Beth Stuckey asking this very question. Now come very close to our noses, and try to figure this one out with us as we survey reddit forums, articles pondering this same question, and draw from our own experiences growing up on anime in order to gain some clarity on this confounding question.
Article referenced in the show (free article but login required)
https://quillette.com/2021/05/11/when-sons-become-daughters-part-v-the-links-between-trans-identity-gifted-minds-categorical-thinking-and-anime/
You can support our cartoon SCIFI TESTAMENT, an anime retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories at www.patreon.com/mistermoosey
We absolutely love you but Jesus does so much more
During the riots of BLM, for every business that was broken to pieces, a dozen or more yellow stars would emerge from the ruins and find their way into the bodies of black and brown women and men. Now flashing with black excellence, select black people took to social media and real life to act in ways out of alignment with the dream of being judged by the content of our character. Yet, a strange thing happened. Few black voices were willing to call for peace, and a kind of prejudice against white people became tolerable, even virtuous. And the table was set for a scholar named Dr. Umar to rise and make rounds in black circles and high places such as the Breakfast Club and the Joe Budden podcast, promoting his belief in the inferiority of interracial marriage and dating and the centrality of simply 'being black'.
In lieu of black people continuing to affirm this ugly brand of Pan-African hatred of what God calls good, today, White Girl and Black Husband discuss the nonsensical worldview of Dr. Umar as it relates to love and relationships in order to gain perspective as to what Jesus says about us being made in his image.
Clips from the episode:
https://youtu.be/9A26_eEb8_k?si=7TQZd_MGCF-NClCj
Interracial Dating Ft. Dr. Umar
https://youtu.be/0QQN-3oD6gs?si=k9oZ1HM_o82mgopz
Dr. Umar take issue with Shannon Sharpe dating white women and Ochocinco "bunny hopping" #DJUTV p2
https://youtu.be/gXCjEcTCA_g?si=R_npwir-7U73QQVC
Dr. Umar Goes Off On Vanessa Bryant & Michael Jackson's Son & Reveals Whitney Houston Was Murdered
https://youtu.be/83gq1qVpeu0?si=cvEc8dnj3NWM-hmL
Dr. Umar Johnson explains his family connection to Frederick Douglas
Today White Girl and Black husband discuss a pride post by a popular kids content creator named Ms Rachel and some of the backlash to her sentiments. In a follow-up, Ms Rachel used Matthew 22 to justify her previous sentiments, and in doing so, accidently followed the same rubric laid out by satan himself when he tempted Jesus do do very bad things. In light of this, we consider how ordinarily demonic this whole saga has been and how the church must do everything in its power to unite over truth rather than settle for quickly expiring applause from peers. You can watch our other content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support our vision to take animated Bible stories to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey !
Today White Girl and Black Husband talk about how they have dealt with hopelessness and share a quote from a friend on how the devil tries to discourage the saints, and then they listen to a Japanese pastor share his thoughts on the challenges of Jesus's words making their way into the hearts and minds of Japanese people. We love you very much but Jesus loves you to an unquantifiably larger degree
Today Chate shares a short story of when a friend saved him from being trapped in school, and then they listen to the story of a christian who decided to take mushrooms and was greeted by hoards of demons.
Video in todays episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmqCZMLjEE
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Today we are listening to some extra creepy stories about peoples alleged encounters with otherworldly beings, but are they telling the truth? Lets figure this out.
Videos featured in todays episode (I apologize if the formatting is messed up)
https://www.instagram.com/p/C7AgrK2v4T2/?hl=en - Kel Mitchell
https://youtu.be/rnan9NGupBQ?si=6_1DXiiRFD_NbOXA&t=517 Bignik
https://www.youtube.com/live/mK54dj9dfLc?si=mlwQPzag4ydzgXcz&t=248 Catholic Exorcist
I Grew up Buddhist, Demons Followed Me, then JESUS did this… 😳(Testimony) (youtube.com) Buddhist testimony via Delafe
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A litany of colourful clouds approach, bows and rain abound with a spray of gentle pinks, yellows, blues, browns, and magentas. Purple pearls of lightning streak across the sky as chants of love and progress grow ever more near. Then, your eyes catch a glint of flesh propping up an open mouth from which insults of all kinds fall out of. To your surprise, these accusations, though directed at you, pass by without harm. Adorned in the white robes of forgiveness, you step towards this oversaturated march, calm, and ready to shed your own blood on behalf of even one who's gaping mouth might begin to utter a familiar name. "Jesus"
You can check out our other content on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT ! We love love you.
Should you leave a tip? There is a genre of overbearing, aggressive and out-of-pocket buzzwords like 'gospel tipping' and 'sacrificial generosity' that appeal to a certain kind of christian as it relates to the topic of tipping. The christian who would demand excessive tips in the name of 'evangelism'. Today, White Girl and Black Husband question if this is simply performative and self-congratulatory, and we explore how to more thoughtfully approach doing things in the name of expressing to others what Jesus has done for us. In a world where more and more service people are asking for tips while at the same time charging more for services, think of us as a torch illuminating your path in a cave full of vipers and bright yellow snakes. We love you and you can watch our other content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to carry the stories of the Bible to a new generation of people He loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Love Love You
To capstone our impromptu 'false teacher awareness month' campaign, we conclude our thoughts by reflecting on the career and ministry of famed televangelist, Toufik Benedictus Hinn, affectionately known as Benny Hinn. In order to better understand the confusion around our responsibility towards false teachers, we examine what the bible says on false prophets. Is there a difference between the two? How do you identify them? How do people still fall for it? Take our hands in yours and walk through this grapevine thicket, plucking fruit along the way. You can watch our animated content on our channel SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support our vision to take the stories of the Bible to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We Do Love And Cherish You
Hello! Lets discuss everything related to the events that took place at the Stronger Men's conference featuring a Swordsmen swallowing the accusations of a controversial pastor named Mark Driscoll, and lets do it while taking everything in consideration. You know what? Let's come to a conclusion based on thoughtful and charitable reasoning. Also -- and this is insane -- lets actually look at the bible to figure out what exactly a "Jezebel Spirit" is, in order that we might not confuse the saints. And finally, lets do our best to love our brothers and sisters in Christ, even when we feel they are in error. We love you and you can check out our other content on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to take Bible stories to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey !
Today as we continue to lower the temperature, adorning coats made from sheep offered in old testament rituals, we glance once more at scriptures addressing the meaning of 'false teacher', and how to relate to such people. Blinded by rage, White Girl listens more intently than she would had she been able to see clearly, while Black Husband rotates his jaw at just the perfect angle, allowing words to escape his throat more naturally. And because of this, you will leave with a more better framework for assessing which pastors are fumbling the bag, which ones are really lost, and how to love all of them. Thank you for listening and you can check out all of our content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT! You can support our vision to take the stories of Jesus to a new generation of people He loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey .
Today we discuss whether the term 'false teacher' is overused and what the Bible has to say about the characteristics of a false teacher. We discuss the attitude many christians have towards shallow teaching and a misuse of the biblical concept of 'spiritual milk' vs 'spiritual meat' in regard to false teachers, shallow preaching, and so on. This is the first part of spending some time trying to assess where the church has allowed a cultural attitude of viciousness to creep in to how we address pastors with perhaps, less than exceptional preaching. You can watch our visual content on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support our vision to take the stories of the Bible to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love YOU ! Jesus loves you more thoe.
Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to a (former?) police officer's criticisms of a christian rapper named Lecrae, on the basis that he is acting too much like Jesus. While this may sound like satire, it is indeed, an event that took place in reality, on this earth (616). And Black Husband, through great physical restraint, gently illuminates the very dangerous mixture of politics and religion embraced by this police officer, and how we can avoid the very same pitfall. Thank you for listening. You can watch our content, including our anime retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to take bible stories to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey. We love you and Jesus loves you, even more.
Today we talk about why a church refuses to put the word 'resurrection' on their Easter invitations. We talk about language the church uses to signal, discourage, and even at times gatekeep people who aren't familiar with church stuff, from attending church. And we discuss the idea that language we take for granted may not carry the same value outside the church as it does inside, so then, does this church have a point? You can watch our anime retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our mission to take Bible stories to a new generation of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you so much but Jesus does more !
Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to TikToks alpha male content creators giving advice that is just too insane to believe they actually believe. But some of them do? And can you spot which ones? Come and see just how ready you are assume the worst about people. We love you! You can watch our anime retelling Bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our mission to take Jesus story to a new generation of people He loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Very Love You
White Girl and Black Husband talk about the small c controversy sparked by a clip of an interview on the Breakfast Club with Tye Tribbett where he called the institution of church, "whack". We discuss whether it is ever okay to vent about church, and how the existence of social media complicates this question a bit. We also discuss the importance of clarity and charity in speaking and listening to people with issues about Gods anointed. Hehe. We love you. You can watch our anime retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our mission to take the story of Jesus to a new generation of people that Jesus loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We do in fact love you but Jesus does, more!
Today White Girl and Black Husband open up about jealousy, doubting Gods goodness, and feeling emotionally out of control. We later listen to money influencers advice on selling your birth certificate, an ai Jesus and the things it asks of you, and a politicians confident opinion on Trumps understanding of black culture. We love you! You can watch our anime retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to take the story of Jesus to this next generation of people Jesus loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love YOU & Jesus love YOU!
Today White Girl and Black Husband listen to a conversation between a christian political commentator named Michael Knowles and an Only Fans adult content creator who claims that Jesus gave her the opportunity to create this type of content. This is a surreal, but important conversation to hear in light of how it speaks to an aspect of spirituality in america that at some point, every christian will likely bump into. You can support us and our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. WE love U Jesus Loves U
Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss every reaction to the He Gets Us campaign in order that you might walk away with a desire to see the church do this evangelism thing together. We discuss objections to the message, the ad itself and the purpose of the org as stated by one of its advisors. Also, the glaring issue of christians allergic reaction to unfamiliar gospel presentations. Ride with us on the backs of Vin Diesel as we figure this one out, together. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our mission to take the message of unity under Jesus and our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT to a new gen of people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you completely and absolutely.
Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss a blind spot in the way christians handle controversy in our bubble. They discuss the reaction to Alistair Begg council to grandma on what to do about her gay son's wedding, and challenge some of the common sentiments regarding what it means to attend a same sex wedding. And amidst several valid critiques, a crucial biblical ethic remains missing to the degree that it is itself a controversy. We discuss how to apply Galatians command for gentleness among error & 1 Timothy 5's ethic of respecting elders as we conduct ourselves online. Black Husband also expresses rather insane suggestions on the only thing a christian can do at a same sex wedding. Thank you for listening! You can support our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and of course you can watch it now on YouTube ! We love and grind for you
Today White Girl and Black Husband examine social media prayers, "positivity" and generic well wishes in the name of likes shares subscribe etc uncleverly disguised as evangelism. They read from Jeremiah in the bible to get a better understanding of the false prophecy and how we may currently be eroding our ability to distinguish between Gods word and peoples imagination. You can support our anime retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT on our YouTube channel of the same name ! Very love you
Today White Girl and Black Husband ponder why so many christians with a bit of influence feel a certain way about sharing their testimony for fear of being attacked . .. by christians. We process the idea that the church should reflect the changed lives of individuals who have had an encounter with Jesus, and compare it with the reality that in many was the church currently loves looking at itself in the mirror and ferociously resists any attempt to broaden the beauty of the body of Christ. Whether or not that made sense, you can support our vision to carry animated sci-fi bible stories to a new generation of people that Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey , and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT on our YouTube channel, SCIFI TESTAMENT! We love YOU jesus loves YOU
Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss the ongoing conflict between women raising children, off the gird, homesteading, making food from scratch, sourdough starter at the ready, oven warm, apple pie on the shelf for hubby, single income. . and the women who are unable to meet this faux standard. We discuss how quickly we are tempted to turn our preferences into Gods standard and the bodies this type of thing leaves in its wake. You can support our vision to carry anime sci-fi bible stories to a new generation of people who Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch the anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT, on our youtube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT! We love YOU Jesus loves YOU!
Surprise! It seems something has gone wrong in the passing of the torch from the previous generation of christians to this one. Far from being an improvement, it seems that our generation has only compounded the mistakes of the past generation under the guise of 'doing it better'. Today White Girl and Black Husband identify a massive problem in our christian culture while also welcoming us all to join forces in changing our destiny as people who want to see people come to know Jesus. You can support our vision to carry anime bible stories to a new generation of people that Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT on our YouTube page of the same name! See you soon ! !
Today we take a look at the ascension of JiDion, a prolific YouTuber with over 15 million subscribers across social media, into his final form as a child of the Most High Jesus. White Girl and Black Husband have a clarifying discussion on humor and pranks in the life of a christian in lieu of a diary type look at the life of JiDion in the final days of his YouTube career distorting the days of ordinary people. Can a christian use pranks to honor God? How do you walk away from making 300k per video? Today we celebrate ANOTHER ONE. You can support our vision to take our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, a toon retelling bible stories as scifi stories, to the people Jesus loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our content on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. we and jesus both love you, though not equally.
SPECIAL: Today we celebrate everything that dug itchy tunnels under the skins of White Girl and Black Husband in 2023. From out-of-pocket advice, to political cringe, questionable racial sentiments, Tik Tok and baeyond, today we honor those who had the conviction and courage to act publicly in ways that caused thousands to recoil. But listener beware -- you are not far from a nomination yourself. May we humble ourselves and honor the fallen. Thank you for listening, you can support our vision to carry our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories to the people that Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey ! And you can watch the anime on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. We love you !
Today White Girl and Black Husband discuss a news report about the Pope allowing his priests to bless same sex couples. . . under very unusual circumstances. Chate and Lauren talk about how bending over backwards in order to make people feel loved in a way that God never intended, re-enforces a performative, inauthentic expression of ones standing before God. We love you and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our vision to carry this anime to the people Jesus loves, at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Thank you and Jesus loves just YOU!
Fully rejuvenated from time away, White Girl and Black Husband return with a glimse into the void as envisioned by artificial intelligence. The wisdom of Squidward looks deep into the recesses of its own mind in order to conjure up the date for earths annihilation; a twitch community encourages an AI to roast randoms and internet celebrities; and two online AI generated TV shows spawn chilling content. We love you but not as much as Jesus does, you can support our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT - retelling bible stories as anime scifi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch the anime now on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT!
73% of Gen-Z reports they are lonely. Today, White Girl and Black Husband listen to the cries of TikTok as they express feelings of isolation, sadness, and frustration with the lack of real-life connections. And while there is an extreme shortage of men willing to express themselves publicly on this issue, fortunately, there is a surplus of pretty-girls ready to tell us why its so hard to be both pretty and popular. We hope you leave sad and motivated. Or distressed and hungry. But not lonely. We love you so much. You can watch our anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can contribute to our vision to carry the stories of Jesus through anime, at patreon.com/mistermoosey .
Today White Girl Black Husband discusses the recent news about a satanic abortion clinic that opened in New Mexico offering ritualistic abortions and the ordinary nature of satanism. They talk about how satanism, though resistant to anything supernatural, actually becomes a caricature of what one might assume satanists do. This should be clickbait, but its really happening, so lets TALK BABY you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, where we are retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories, and you can support our vision to take the stories in the bible to a new gen of nerds at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you and Jesus does 2
Today White Girl and Black husband discuss the postmortem of an event featuring a gospel singer called Bobbi Storm's insistence on singing on a plane. They discuss the notion of what exactly "as long as God gets the glory" in light of strange behavior and also answer a question sent in by a listener on the topic of Christians drinking in public, as well as a correction of our explanation for 1 THESS 5:22 from a previous episode. You can support our vision to carry anime bible stories to the people Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at our YouTube channel, SCIFI TESTAMENT. Thank you and we DO love you
A breathtaking, stunning evolution in the body of Christ, Kat Von D, and the idea that one should abstain from the 'appearance of evil' based on a long standing misinterpretation of a bible verse. Today White Girl and Black Husband celebrate her arrival on bats wings and unpack what it means to be a church that welcomes people from every genre of reality, as it is a reflection of God himself. After all, God made skulls, right? You can support our vision to create sci-fi bible stories via our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT to a new generation of people jesus loves, at our patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime on YouTube! SCIFI TESTAMENT. Jesus loves you incomprehensibly more than we do.
Does Japan REALLY have a so called 'cheating-culture'? Today, Black Husband rips the tengu mask off of the devil prowling the streets of Tokyo. White Girl places a thin yellow paper between her index and middle finger, applying heat and energy to it before blowing a fireball across the gates of hell, revealing the truth behind the enemies plans to sink the motherland into the depths of the sea. Come with a box of kleenex or risk leaving with a face soaked in tears. You can support our anime retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories, SCIFI TESTAMENT, at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime on our YT channel of the same name (SCIFI TESTAMENT). We so love you and Jesus doe smore
Dress yourself in your favorite Halloween onesie - the time of year has come when we share a few of the cReEpIeSt ghost stories from missionaries, testimonies, and miraculous modern day events! Behold the goodness of God through the stories of people who have encountered him! We love you! You can support our anime, SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime on our YouTube page, SCIFI TESTAMENT! Happy!
Today, Black Husband peers into the hourglass on the eve of the years most controversial holiday. Brimming with vengeance, Chate' removes the factory fresh innards of the day in order to examine why exactly people are so fascinated with such a silly holiday. White Girl stands adjacent and in soft contrare with unsatisfying, but necessary 'cool your jets' composure in order to bring some balance to the episode. We love you and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support our vision to bring bible stories in thrilling format to a new generation of people that Jesus loves at patreon.com/mistermoosey .
Today White Girl and Black Husband debate the bad behavior of online strangers in order to determine the rightness or wrongness of their questionable decisions. From a woman who refused to be black to a man unwilling to book their family's vacation, one thing can be for sure for sure, that in the spirit of the season, things are not what they appear to be. We love you and thank you for listening! You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support our hope to reach a new gen with Jesus at patreon.com/mistermoosey . CJHUYEAH
In light of the Andy Stanley Unconditional Love conference, Black Husband gives full vent to his fed-upp-ed ness over a new kind of exclusion towards those struggling with various sexual dispositions that continues to present itself as loving. Recalling an ongoing theme, White Girl reads from the bible where it warns against what is called 'the wisdom of this age', and the two of them look a pathetic expression of love that is to embarrassed of God to invite them into a lifelong relationship with him. You can support our content at patreon.com/mistermoosey as we seek to take our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories to, everyone. We love you and jesus does more
In every culture, there are ideas that grant access to the chillest restaurants, the hottest guys and the finest clubs, while conversely lack of adherence to these ideas often comes with ridicule, scorn and more. Today, Black Husband eviscerates the idea that intelligence and being thought of as 'bright' is even worth pursuing, and does so by showing that the belief that the sun revolves around is identical to a very popular idea in American culture right now. And White Girl reads a passage from the Bible that speaks directly to the way out of this intelligence caste system. You need to hear this, You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support the mission to take these bible stories to the world at patreon.com/mistermoosey! We love YOU
Nostalgia, sentimentality, and looking back has oft been villainized by Black Husband as the equivalent of sticking a pacifier in your throat in order to temporarily alleviate the pain of refusing to deal with issues. On behalf of having his memories thrown away as a high schooler by his own mother, a pain he ironically shares with White Girl, he has a history of refusing and beclowning those who attempt to bond over old video games, music, and so on. Until today. Witness a stunning 180 as Chate' shares the science behind nostalgia and a pretty insane through line between the science and a consistent theme in the bible. This is brand new stuff. Thanks for listening and you can support our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch that anime on our YouTube channel of the same name. We love you and thank you ! !
A.I makes several disastrous mistakes in reporting on the death of an NBA athlete serious enough to leave loved ones reeling. Black Husband chronicles a recent and generous helping of blunderful A.I sports writeups as White Girl simultaneously challenges the machines, "in home court". Hide! As we reveal some of A.I's most serious sins in the world of publishing, and cling tightly to our waists (whoever you like more) that we may survive the apocalypse with our empathy in-tact. You can support us at patreon.com/mistermoosey for as little as 5$ a month ! And you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories, on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT. We lo7*#&#((R)
Black Husband find himself disappointed yet again by a certain kind of reaction from a certain type of christian in the wake of art containing demonic themes. Doja Cat, on the precipice of a new album, has decided to lean into to disturbing imagry. But a somewhat careless instagram rant about demonic things has sent Chate into asking a question no one else seems to ponder: what does "thats demonic" even mean? White Girl sits in an enlightened pose as the two discuss how we as christians can move beyond merely being shook by red devils and figures on the ceiling at night, and move to speaking with clarity in order that those trapped in an upside-down star may too be set free. You will absolutely love this shell. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support our mission together with us at patreon.com/mistermoosey . we super love you and jesus does too and he loves doja cat too.
In todays Masterclass/Master Episode, Black Husband and White Girl get into an extended discussion into what the bible says about the language we use. Dispelling rumor, myth and legend, Chate gets into considerations that are rarely taken when trying to understand what passages in the bible forbidding bad language mean. From the subjectivity of language, culture, all the way to a society that sometimes inverts language in a calling good evil kind of way, i'm not sure how you'll leave this episode, but you will however, have a better understanding of what it might be like to be Anakin Skywalker, melting in a lava stream as Obi-Wan remorsefully abandons you. You can catch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling Bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at our Youtube page SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Love for you abounds here
In this breathbreaking episode, Black Husband reduces every popular american sport into its most childish, grade-school ready expression in an effort to illustrate the absurdity of feeling a certain way about bopping the innocent 42 year old soul that loves Pokemon card vending machines. White Girl glimpses into the book of Ecclesiastes to glean the wisdom it expresses about the essential joy we must as christians live with in order not only to survive this life, but keep our brothers and sisters in our hearts in righteous community love. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our Youtube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . we love you s! !! jesus LoVeS you too
In a culture increasingly dominated by entertainment, many christians have been raising their voices in opposition to the messaging prevalent in more and more media. And in response, there has sometimes been a dismissive belittling of these warnings. In this treasurechested episode, Black Husband shares the darkest and most traumatic story in the entire bible as a lens for which to view all entertainment through, in order to give yourself an actual foundation for which to interpret everything you watch. White Girl sits in stunning ladylike form and shares her own perspective as to how she has been able to process a near infinite library of potentially soul damaging content. Your mind will be pre-saved, and you will find yourself craving finer and finer things by the end of this episode. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support our mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey ! we love you tremendo
On todays controversial episode, Black Husband attempts very gingerly to grapple with the reality of all-time lows in church attendance in America, systemic issues in the church, and a revival born from an exhausted from participating in lifeless church routines. White Girl tenderly shares her opinions on the question of church planting as evangelism and what churches actually exist for. We hope this episode deletes any cynicism in your soul and purifies you with the hope of Jesus. Thank you for listening, you can find us on IG at whitegirlblack husband and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support us at patreon.com/mistermoosey. we love you and more importantly jesus loves you! ! !
In a first of its kind episode, for us here, we interview an anomaly among the populations of the world - a black man living in china during a very interesting time in China's ongoing history. From China's culture of eating literally anything, its estrangement from other ethnicities and cultures, the pandemic, White Girl and Black Husband sit quietly as this yung man recounts the eccentricities of being himself in a culture that is very different from the one he grew up in. We love you and you can support our mission to carry the gorgeous story of Jesus as told in the old testament, through the medium of anime, at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at our YouTube channel, SCIFI TESTAMENT. We love you so much.
On todays episode, Black Husband brings original research into the possibly exciting development in the life of Tom Hanks son, Jamaica's own Chet Hanks. White Girl listens with yellow eyes as Chate recounts the lore of Chet Hanks leading up into just a few weeks ago. Then, they turn their gaze to the Pinky Doll and NPC TikTok trend and how our society seems to be increasingly unwilling to admit what is obvious to everyone -- this is profoundly weird and not for anyone. Thank you for listening! We love you and Jesus loves you. You can support the vision to carry this message of Jesus and his story through the medium of anime, by donating at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories at our YouTube page, SCIFI TESTAMENT.
Insane gratitude and overwhelming feelings of love enmesh the hearts of White Girl and Black Husband today as we celebrate 1k downloads of this podcast. On this episode we spend time sharing delightful sentiments about the purpose of this podcast and how we truly have only gotten here because of your support, and why that is so important in our vision for this culture. Chate' then shares an absurd look at the world of Instagram astrology in an effort to further untangle the thick Japanese ropes the devil has used to bind the minds and hearts of so many. You can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. We love you so dayung much.
On todays episode, Black Husband explains why he's literally blaming everything on the devil in this season of life. White Girl debates whether or not there has been enough blaming things on the devil in our church subculture, and they discuss how scary it is to actually challenge the devil in his playpen. We love you so much, you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT. we love you so much
When Threads was released, Black Husband, White Girl and others noticed a distinct pre-exhaustion and plea for Threads to remain in a purified state, this, against the backdrop of the wasteland that Twitter has become. And though sincere, these pleas seemed to contradict the very ordinary human temptation to do very unsavory things on social media, things that directly led to the demise of Twitter. And as people who love Jesus and want to do crazy things, today, we insist, that it does not in fact, have to be this way. Please join us as we shapeshift into mechanized heart shaped entities hell bent on loving people in unusual ways. We love you and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . You can also watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories, on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT.
In this episode of episodes, White Girl is the contestant on a cringe mid 2000's style gameshow (WITH A TWIST ofc) where she's pitted against a series of questions auditing her ability to think through insane christian scenario's, ranging from who she would eject from the Christian 'hall of fame' to which church ministry would she eliminate from all churches if forced to by a magician, to deciding how to stop an sexually explicit testimony at church on open mic night. The consequences are dire, and the stakes are super high. This is truly original content. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT -- retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. We.Love.You
In our P-month finale, come along an inspired journey through the history of verbal abuse in the Call of Duty multiplayer franchise. Walk fingers interlaced with White Girl and Black Husband as they share the strangeness of being called certain words in 2023. Take care to hang on tight as they dissect the Nickmercs vs Activision drama that sucked in Dr. Disrespect, timthetatman and half the CoD community, but there's a twist! And you wont hear it anywhere else. So join us and leave broken, as we stumble forward in this chaotic world together. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT on our youtube channel, SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories and you can support our vision to build a community of people who know their worth and purpose as people made in the image of God, at patreon.com/mistermoosey. We love you and Jesus loves you that much more.
A genuinely cringie episode of a TV show called 'Love Victor' on Disney + has left White Girl and Black Husband searching for answers among a society increasingly fascinated with being a 'good person'. But this race to the bottom had actually been previously run by churches in the 90's fascinated with soliciting sterile messages of Jesus through the medium of kids cartoons and bible video games. Join Chate and Lauren today as the examine one of the devils most ordinary tricks -- the desire to look good to others at the cost of ones own identity. Thank you for listening. We love you desperately. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT.
In todays episode, Black Husband and White Girl step back into their destiny and extend their hands outward towards you, our listening family, to invite you to an inheritance that could possibly snatch a generation out of the hands of the evil one. Lay back as your eyes are forcibly stretched wide and envision a world that absolutely must exist. Thank you for listening. You can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . we literally cannot survive without your support so we are grateful for everything you do for us.
It's a celebration! Korean's round the world and round-the-clock rejoice in the wake of their triumph over the American Romance Experience™. Today White Girl makes her 2nd debut as a film and TV savant and blesses us with a very deep analysis on the cultural implications of Korean rom-coms contrast with American rom-coms, and what the brokeness of the latter and the triumph of the former might say about the state of love in america. Black Husband sits in shocked stillness as he digests new content from Lauren. From singleness, loneliness, tinder & bumble, cynicism, Hollywood's addiction to giving us what we don't want and beyond and the implications that has on us as followers of Jesus. . You will absolutely not want to miss this episode. You watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Actual love for you
In today's orc-busting episode, Black Husband speaks on the controversial arc of a uniquely American Christianity and it's relationship to things related to and extending out from Pride (month). And in a society deeply confused as to the notion of love, Chate, along with his delightful White Girl go on about the true reason Christians can genuinely share the reality of what those who find themselves caught up in colourful celebrations are truly looking for. In a conversation often marked by fear, hesitation, apologies and 'othering', we hope today to bring you a once and for all encouragement to enter into these spaces with the confidence that only comes from being loved by the one who knows us in a way no one could possibly, and somehow still choses to love us first. You can check out our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We and Jesus love you but definitely Jesus loves you
On todays soul crushing episode, Black Husband shares some biblical sentiments on what to make of being poor. He juxtaposes this with the generally wealth and self-made bend in which poverty is regarded in american culture, and questions the wisdom of basing someone's value on what they bring in. White Girl nods affirmatively as they discuss Gods laws about the poor in leviticus and Paul's handling of widows in Titus, inflation, the housing crisis, food and gas prices, and the intersection of what it means to thrive as a Christian community in this timeline. You will leave this podcast with less money than you started, but you will know that God is truly for you. Thank you for listening, you can support us at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as anime sci-fi stories, on our YouTube channel of the same name. We love you so much! Jesus loves you even more.
In this episode, Black Husband shares a story about an extremely young chinese boy fascinated with a new kind of horror that is enjoying global popularity as kids worldwide find themselves sinking countless hours into Doors, FNAF, Poppy Playtime, and so on. White Girl emalumates as Chate' draws an analogy between this type of content, and scary things in the Bible (such as the entire book of Judges). They then discuss why disney is so committed to realism in their formerly joy filled and vibrant childhood classics, in this case, Little Mermaid, and how the spectre of hatewatching seems to be looming over him in anticipating this films release. Thank you for listening, and we love you, and Jesus loves you, much more. You can support our anime at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch it on our YouTube page, SCIFI TESTAMENT. We love you!
In the wake of extreme pushback to a message Jackie Hill Perry preached against the likes of Beyonce, Kehlani, and the worldview that perpetuates the belief that all spirituality is the same, Black Husband breaks down an viral twitter thread full of responses to a clip of flaming earthbound rocks reigning down in the form of convicting statements. Assuming the form of an insect, White Girl charges bravely as Chate helps us understand the logical and spiritual shortcomings of those who would rise up in defense of the Queen herself. And rest in power as you leave this episode with oodles of compassion for the captives, while also enjoying your awesome new insect body on behalf of our campaign against the devil and his minions. Our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories has a new episode available on our YouTube page of the same name! And you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We desperately love you
Today Black Husband discusses the recent Bud Light apology in light of the unyielding trend of corporate faux pas followed by carefully researched language forming an apology. White Girl then sits in somewhat righteous judgement as Chate recalls some semi-recent public apologies. Join us today as we rank them, from greatest to least, and render absolute and final judgement on the entire genre of public apologies. May todays episode cause us to ponder our own sincerity in repentance as we seek to be like our darling savior, Jesus. You check out our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel SCIFI TESTAMENT, and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you so much and ofc Jesus loves you like 30xmore
On todays ground breaking episode, Black Husband and White Girl talk about the church's decades long bad advise on opposite sex friendships, and the fear that has dominated the wisdom and advice on this topic. Chate discusses how christians have failed to apply truth to the nature of sexual attraction in a friendship, and how often what we call wisdom actually excludes same-sex attracted christian's from ever hoping to establish healthy friendships. Today's episode will leave you shell rocked, but also, it will leave you insanely hungry for opposite sex friendships. Ermm, you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel, SCIFI TESTAMENT. And you can support our mission for as little as 5 dollars a month at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Thank you and we just love you and Jesus really loves you.
Like a vicious, angry, feathered eagle soaring high above, Black Husband gives a diagnosis of a disease infecting the discernment wing of the church told on the heels of the Transformation Church Easter Special controversy. White Girl gently rebukes a well known influencer called Allie Beth Stuckey on behalf of a very irresponsible segment on the church in question. Finally and taking care not to fall into the same pitfall, Chate and Lauren share what the Bible says on matters of love and how to apply it even to those you may have disagreements with, and how God calls tha church to a much greater expression of love, and not simple outrage. Thank you, we love you, and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories, on our YouTube channel of the same name. Darce Montgomery!
In todays episode: White Girl drops a truly stunning revelation about wedding. Black Husband reveals the untold secret behind the 'Disney Adult' phenomenon. & After a long argument, they both bond over what is truly the most bizarre Disney film of all time. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime 'SCIFI TESTAMENT' retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube page SCIFI TESTAMENT. We and Jesus love you, though he loves you infinitely more than we ever could!
What would make a brown girl throw away millions of dollars after going through life-threatening body transformations to achieve such riches? Today White Girl and Black Husband step into their calling as celebrateurs of the many magnificent things the Lord is doing on this crushed earth. Chate discusses with Lauren the recent revelation's Angela White, formerly known as Blac Chyna, a former stripper, and current model, rapper, influencer, and her journey shedding a persona that no longer suits what she feels her life is called to be about. And in a culture so fascinated with identity and creating its own reality, there may even be some implications as to what God might be saying about the crazy things we are obsessed with in our culture and how he see's us in light of our personal decisions. In their most handsome form yet, they dive into what is truly something worth smiling for several hours about. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can check out our anime Scifi Testament, retelling bible stories as Sci-fi stories, on our YouTube channel of the same name. We and Jesus so love you.
Building on past victories, today, Black Husband talks about the effect the existence of aliens might have on christian's in the hypothetical event that they suddenly appear. White Girl sits silently as Chate' explains the absurdity of thinking that the christian worldview is incapable of providing context for understanding potential life in the universe, and his own experience with people of faith who may have constructed their beliefs on the sands on outer worlds rather than Jesus himself. Thank you for listening. You can watch our anime Scifi Testament on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you so very much.
In this must listen episode. Black Husband explains why the NPR article celebrating Michelle Yeoh as the first "asian identified" winner of the best actress academy award is so painfully evil. White Girl sits in stunned silence as Chate' goes through the history of dehumanizing ideologies that people of color and beyond have endured on behalf of everyone's favorite celebrity - self identification. We expose the devil's remarkable ability to repackage evil concepts we frown upon in their easily recognizable historic presentations, yet devour today as new concepts that are secretly just the same evil returning with a different smile. Chate' and Lauren also briefly discuss a few 'which is more terrifying' scenarios, and a positively insane Don Lemon faux paux. Thank you so much for listening. We love you dearly and deeply. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime SCIFI TESTAMENT retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on our YouTube channel of the same name. You are the best and Jesus really du luv u.
White Girl and Black Husband share a story about a girl they met at a festival that was supposed to celebrate the achievements of kittens showing their God given cuteness. But their chance encounter took a dark turn when the girl began to suggest that perhaps there was more than meets the eye in regard to her cat. Poor thing. You can watch our anime Scifi Testament on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We Love You! ! !
Today Black Husband shares the sins of his people with White Girl regarding the misuse of the word 'cringe' online. In the aftermath of Michael B Jordan having his moment with an old classmate about a little teasing he endured, Chate reflects on the notion that people not fitting in or striving for something greater are often victimized by an army of the undead; that is, people who have been resigned to endure life without purpose or courage, and must instead tear down the living. They then talk about a bible character who is the epitome of "cringe" (emphasis quotes) yet Jesus speaks incredibly highly of him. Thank you for listening. You can watch our anime Scifi Testament on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We actually love you and so does Jesus. Now go forth and be cringe.
Once upon an evening, White Girl asked Black Husband, "Do you know where Toucan Sam came from?". Now ordinarily this question would be weightless, yet, somehow on that warm summer evening, the question hit him as hard as the gamma radiation now streaming into his eyes. You see, he was outside picking an apple pie off the windowsill and walking indoors to greet her. The question disturbed him. Stalked him into his dreams. Months, and then years passed. And then it happened upon Black Husband that a note slid under his desk at work. 'Seek the truth', scrawled in the food coloring leeched by soggy cornflakes and wet milk. So he did. Today, he reveals all that he discovered. Strap down. You can watch our anime 'Scifi Testament' on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Jesus loves you so dayung much.
Today Black Husband unexpectedly shares aggressive insights on the parallel between 1st Corinthians 8 and 10 and Beyonce's catalogue from Lemonade on. Drawing inspiration from two women, Tiphani Montgomery and Jackie Hill-Perry, White Girl assumes the defensive position and Chaté shares why he also believes these women are correct in sharing their warnings against the consumption of what is effectively, worship music. And not in the conry 'everything is the devil and black people belong to the illuminati way', because we're over that too.It's is a first-of-its-kind modern parallel to worship of outer gods. This is a strange one. Thank you for listening. You can watch our anime Scifi Testament on our YouTube channel of the same name and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We really super love you. And we crush every stronghold in Jesus strenff that captives might be set free
Today Black Husband talks with White Girl & You about the industry that routinely pays for studies with misleading conclusions in order to generate press that in turn, encourages you to buy what they sellin. As evidence mounts, you will feel the weight of American tragedy. You may even begin to hear the chorus of ducks quacking, and rather than be bothered, you may find yourself barking alongside your newfound fowl sisterhood. Take care that your trust in the entire institution of science is not eroded, though we would not blame you. Thank you for listening! You can watch our anime Scifi-Testament on our YouTube page of the same name and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey ! We actually love you.
Black Mirror -- I mean Black Husband, exposes the nakedness of of the culture we live in. White Girl sits stunned and shocked as Chate details internet drama that has crossed into the realm of scifi horror. They discuss a twitch streamer who was caught watching some very unsavory deepfake videos, twitters reaction to it and its broader implications on the extreme hypocrisy that informs much of our cultures grandstanding. It's almost as if Jesus knows what he's talking about. Sensitive content warning! You can watch our anime scifi testament on our Youtube channel 'Goodnight Mister Moosey' and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey ! We really love you
In this clash of good vs evil, White Girl literally goes to war with her husband about the nature of the word "acquaintance". Black Husband draws his weapon and points it at the one he is supposed to protect, insisting that "its for your own good". They discuss Chate's assertion that calling someone an acquaintance is only done by people who are emotionally stunted, unwilling to bare their soul and feelings to all but their mommy and daddy. Of course, Lauren disagrees, and thus, a podcast that serves as an actual battlefield. Who you align with will determine your reward. Listen for more. Thank you for listening and you can watch our anime 'scifi testament' on our YouTube channel which might at the time of this recording now be called Scifi Testament (formerly Goodnight Mister Moosey). Thank you so much!
Today, White Girl and Black Husband share some very embryonic sentiments about social media, and extreme care must be taken as todays episode is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. These thoughts you will hear are SO nucleic, it would take but a sneeze to threaten their formation. Chate dives in to some sensations he's been having that the ills of social media lay exclusively at the foot of the generation that failed to prepare its offspring for, social media. That in all of our conversations about social media, there seems to be a blind spot. And while I hate to say i'm the only one thinking about these things. Well. Why don't you have a listen. We love you. You can check out our anime 'Scifi Testament' retelling Bible stories as scifi stories on our YT channel Goodnight Mister Moosey, and you can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you a lot. Really do!
In their darkest episode to date, White Girl and Black Husband discuss the ways in which Satan and his friends seek to once again make humans look very stupid in exotic and compelling ways. And this time it's the ennegram personality test, cherished by christians nationwide, that the devil chooses. Chate summarizes the occult origins and then asks a very provocative question. White Girl confesses to thinking Jupiter was the 8th planet from the sun. One of these things are true, and its up to you to listen and find out. Thank you for listening. For an in depth history of the ennegram, see the cultish podcast series: https://thecultishshow.com/podcast/part-1-decoding-the-enneagram and of course you can check out our anime 'Scifi Testament' retelling Bible stories as Scifi stories on our YouTube channel Goodnight Mister Moosey. We love you and thank you for your support.
Oh No! There's been a mistake. Rolling Stone complied a top 200 greatest-of-all-time singers list and, due to some oversight, Celine Dion did not make the list. So there must have been some mix-up. Right? A writer forgot to submit their contribution or... there was some last minute change or.. it.. wasn't, a mistake? You mean, gulp Celine Dion isn't in fact, a top 200 all time artist sweat forms? You mean to tell me Black Husband has uncovered, conclusively, how this irreconcilable truth could in fact be, reconciled?! And what's that White Girl? He's ready to, "die or be killed", on this hill? In their most explosive take yet -- well uhm. Honestly I've said that so many times, why don't you listen and be the judge. All music used in this episode is for the purposes of critique, and of course, we do not own the rights to any of this music and do not intend to infringe on any aspect of the respective owners, ownership. For review purposes only, please, let us have this moment. You can check out our anime 'Scifi Testament' on our YouTube channel 'Goodnight Mister Moosey' and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey. We just love you.
On this extremely special, ground breaking and genre defining episode, White Girl and Black Husband reveal the top 10 critically acclaimed animals celebrated for their cuteness that are truly NOT cute. Stand hard as Chate' peels back the veneer of attraction these animals have kept us under for literal generations. This unbiased expose will leave you informed but more importantly, it will leave you very angry. Just ask Lauren, since one of her absolute fave's did in fact, make the list. We love you and happy new years! You can watch our anime 'Scifi Testament' on our YouTube channel Goodnight Mister Moosey and you can support us at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We really love you.
Get Ready! Black Husband is taking you on a conquest against the forces of evil who consistently show up at Christmas to remind you of how pagan this day of innocent celebration is. Grabbing the hand of White Girl and storming the gates, Chate, Lauren, and you, will deal the final blow to any and all aggressors who continue to speak 'out duh side uh dey neck'. This take-no-prisoners style episode -- though not incompatible with Christmas -- may leave the conscious shocked and estranged. Demons bow down, flee, or die in the presence of the almighty God who graced our planet once upon a time. This episode is not safe, but it is completely necessary.
Today Black Husband shares the distinguishing feature about Santa that causes him appetite loss and generalized anxiety. White Girl tries to set the record straight, but eventually falls in line, convinced of Santa's unsettling appearance. They then talk about how their vacation in Oregon set them on fire with a bitter hatred for their beloved home city, Seattle. We love you so much. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and check out our anime, Scifi Testament, retelling bible stories as sci-fi stories on your YouTube channel 'Goodnight Mister Moosey'. We so love you.
Today White Girl, joining via satellite uplink, speaks with Black Husband about a conspiracy to dethrone women from their high places. There is a conspiracy that Chate' has recently discovered in light of shady happenings at the World Cup. A magical word that has had an unpleasant affect on the girls Jesus loves. Dark terminology born of snakelike entities wishing to hand wave away great injustices. And it has been going on in America for years. Although I suppose, snakes, having no hands, may choose to use their rattlers instead. Which begs the question; if you would run from a rattle in the wild, why would you listen to it in the marketplace? I'm trying really hard with this writeup. You can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey , and you can check out our anime scifi testament, retelling bible stories as scifi stories on our YouTube channel Goodnight Mister Moosey. We definitely love you.
Today Black Husband celebrates the end of his life for the year 2022. That's because for some reason he decided that the end of the year should fall on the first week of December rather than the standard roman calendar date of December 31st. He shares with White Girl (and you) the trails the Lord dun drug him through during the year 2022, and with embarrassing transparency, the vices that Jesus Christ victoriously excavated out of his soul, so that He can be more like God, and more like himself. Thank you for listening, we love you, so much.
Today Black Husband talks about a precious young white man caught in the excitement of an all expense paid trip to college. So much, that something came out of his mouth that only his darker skinned brethern have access to. Though cute, it was frown upon by the admissions gods, who immediately took to twitter to revoke his scholarship. In the wake of his devastation, White Girl sits down with Black Husband to talk about his own large glowing questionmarks around who can use this word, and why so many blacks have such strange reasons to not use it. Thank you for listening, we love you, so much. You can watch our anime Scifi-Testament, retelling Bible stories as sci-fi stories at Goodnight Mister Moosey on Youtube, and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey !
Today, White Girl Takes a 20 question quick Black Husband created depicting different scenario's where she must choose in what elitist manner she would respond. And we made it so you can play along too. Join us for a time of self discovery, champagne, complete with a Formula 1 spritzer bottle shower at the end. Happy Thanksgiving! We love you. Song by Mediterraneo Mall - mn12 & You can support our anime at patreon.com/mistermoosey
In the future, Ultra Corporations have seized control of 80% of the worlds food supply, leaving the other 20% to warlords and pagan kings. In their supremacy, they begin creating exact copies of restaurants that serve the exact same foods at the exact same temperatures. And the people eat! And they grow, and they continue to grow, and even when they have stopped eating, they don't stop growing. The Supercorps, in the hope of establishing an absolute monarchy, introduce slight variations on these dreadful chains. Mexican foods with eternal shelf life's. Flattened hamburgers which promise to fill you with both meat and juice (meat juice). But when you reach for their desserts, they instead offer you coup de grace. As you sink into the earth, you see bright yellow arches shining off of the concrete, now wet with sky tears. Your thoughts fade to darkness and you return to the Lords hand. This is the dark future of fast food if we continue at the rate we are going.
Black Husband shares an unclean secret With White Girl regarding his lust for politics. Logging countless hours from all sides of the political spectrum, he has uncovered a disturbing & recent trend that has captivated nearly everyone involved in this increasingly strange process of election. Democrat and Republican. Liberal and Conservative. And . . . you? NOTE: As a precaution, understand that you will not be able to unsee the contents of this episode. Continue at your own risk.
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Today Black Husband celebrates the legacy of White Girl and her kin both locally, nationally & internationally. As autumn leaves rustle past in a distinctly caucasian clapback to Hot Girl Summer, White Girl and Black Husband take an ultra-informed look at a few distinctly evangelical expressions of fall while remaining unflinchingly true to their inner snob. We only ask that you hold your Hello Fall signs with an open hand as you endure the wrath you weren't asking for. We promise you're in good cinnamon sticks. Err wood wick candles, Uhm heh hands.
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White Girl and Black Husband talk about the recently released episode of their anime Scifi Testament. They discuss the king who body was throw into the desert, how scary prophets would have been in the Old Testament, and many easter eggs Chate' feels you should know about. If you haven't seen it yet, you can watch it on our YouTube page 'Goodnight Mister Moosey' on YouTube. But you can still follow along if you haven't, sort of. We very love you. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey
Black Husband, coated in the finest tinfoil armor and lacquered with an unusual protective ooze shares publicly and for the first time the ultimate explanation for UFO's. White Girl sits in stunned silence as Black Husband details what Pentagon reports, journalist, UFOlogists and skeptics all seem to neglect. From Roswell to Kenneth Arnold. Airships to Firey Egyptian discs. Black Husband unmasks the colossal blindspot that has held many back from true understanding. You're going to want to bunker up for this episode because i'm genuinely not sure if you'll survive without it. Check out our anime Sci-fi Testament on our YouTube channel 'Goodnight Mister Moosey' and you can support the mission at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We very love you 🛸
Black Husband puts on his most sinister voice to tell White Girl a ghost story about a man who, under the direction of an evil ghost, ate the hearts of children in order to gain unnatural abilities on the battlefield. Dressed in nothing but his birthday clothing, he went on to terrorize Liberia for years, until something absolutely insane happened. And its all true. Check out our anime, Scifi-Testament, retelling bible stories as Sci-fi stories, on our YouTube page 'Goodnight Mister Moosey', & you can support us at patreon.com/mistermoosey . Very Love you.
Today White Girl takes a test to determine how good a friend she is. This test has been failed over 12,000 times and continues to perplex and extend even the most studied psychologists. But Lauren, being of sound and holy mind, believes she is up for the challenge. Take the test along with us as we reflect on how well we have treated those who are not like us at all, at all. And if you win, we might actually have to buy you coffee. You can support our anime at patreon.com/mistermoosey . We love you!
Today White Girl and Black Husband grab you by the hand and pull you into a hostess factory where chaos has reigned since time immemorial. Prying your eyes open gently with their soft fingers, they take you on an unforgettable tour of what is literally a haunted house. You're greeted by horns which blare out exact cook times, handles that turn over partially formed cupcakes and thousands of spinning whisks whisking up countless broken eggs while shadows sweat unceasingly in order to meet the demand of the enslaved public. And perhaps, if you will listen, we can break the spell and un-doom a nation that has been saddlebacked by swiss rolls and "cupcakes" (emphasis quotes).
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Today, White Girl and Black Husband are venting about the hobby love they didn't receive from the churches they attended growing up, and were instead shamed and scorned for achieving great things like finishing Naruto in one sitting, and attaining two hundred and seventy eight kills in a game of Team Fortress. Then, they elaborate on how this seemingly innocuous church vice has actually caused a generation of people to assume that Jesus literally doesn't love them. And who could blame them.
White Girl and her Black Husband like Rings of Power. But there is a big problem, and its not what you think. There is an actual tower standing in the center of the entertainment world. A looming tower with an single cat-eye scanning the media landscape, flaming and ultimately corrupted. Occasionally hurling shiny rings onto the fingers of haters, who then hatefully and uncritically judge works of art. It is from bitterness and nostalgia that many of them speak, and Rings of Power has hit a certain tipping point in this real life story. Thankfully, your friends Lauren and Chate' are here to talk with you about it and perhaps come to some sort of solution. So please, pick up your sword and walk with us to our inevitable doom as we throw ourselves into a lake of fire, for the greater good.
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White Girl and Black Husband have an explosive conversation over a very sensitive topic. Since both of their neural scanners were uninstalled, they now see as regular people do. And regular people often confuse the appearance of people from other races, so much, that they may even be unable to tell them a part. We also have an ultra-charged chat about why fast food luvz hanging out with black people to the degree that they must name meals after their icons. Though much is up in the air, one thing is for certain. Lauren is white, and Chate' is black, and that matters.
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White girl and Black husband, battling through their own ailments (projectile vomit and Laryngitis respectively), discuss deep profound and previously hidden insights to the oft repeated sentiment about movies that they just don't make them like they used to. We take a look at the top 10 grossest (or is it grossingist?) films from two decades and compare to see if maybe they're onto something. The results may or may not shock you, depending on your receptivity to electrical discharges. If you were unsatisfied with that joke, so am I.
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Chate' and Lauren introduce themselves as hungry, twin velociraptors. We talk about, what its like to be 'blackmarried' (ok not really) and also the anime they created together 'Sci-Fi Testament'. Only part of this description is true.
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