Pilgrim's Progress: Reloaded: Recent Episodes
David Umstattd
Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic story of redemption, allegory, and theological poignance that has profoundly impacted millions of readers over three centuries and changed the landscape of English literature forever. It’s also a story with a total lack of robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt
Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me.
The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love.
I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.
Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.
Zealot is tormented several very polite restaurant waiters
Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy
Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages