The planet Overthere has discovered Earth. Earth has no idea where the peace-loving Overthere is, which makes picking a fight with it tricky.
Several years on, Earth is fully ensconced in its inferiority complex, speculation of imminent attack is rife.
And here's our aimless Polly, obliviously bumbling along, only to be rudely interrupted one night by a knock on the door and a visit from a friendly-looking 'alien' who gives her a code to unlock her life, the universe and anything she wants.
Starting with nothing, absolute zero, a pigeon, creativity and playing in the invisible worlds of philosophy, psychology, dreams and faith, how does one create the life they want? What would it be like to live forever? And did your cousin Vince really get abducted all those years ago and returned as a fish finger?
It's all fair and well talking about going to another planet but how? Polly has to think on her feet or does she?
A surprise visit from Dr Matlock brings a bit of clarity to Polly. Is Dr Matlock now her friend?
The extent of Bert's sanity is revealed. Polly has to make some hard choices about her brother and their future.
Trying to declare your undying love for an alien is hard enough without The Offical Police showing up and killing the vibe. Polly has the night of her dreams, sort of.
Extra long episode! Polly and Donald are reunited at last but all is not what it seems.
Under the control of The Official Police, Polly takes a bath and some time to think about her next move. Perhaps she has missed something important.
The brother and sister duo meet with The Official Police to find out what happened to Donald. The absence of chocolate biscuits set the tone of the meeting.
Polly comes up with a genius idea to distract the world. How could the 'my husband has been abducted by aliens' campaign possibly go wrong? Well here's how.
Polly and Bert get off to a difficult start rekindling their relationship but thankfully they have a kidnapped alien to focus on. How do you find a missing alien, particularly after a few pints of cider?
Dr Andreas Cardolp is not having a good day in a long line of bad days. The Official Police are being made to look ridiculous and that's not going to improve matters, someone is going to pay for this..... ps sorry it's late this week (Editor)
The prodigal brother returns but where has Bert been for 10 years? Polly and Bert have some pretty big things to catch up on. A long overdue pint.
Tony makes a strange pickup and wonders if there's more to this passenger than meets the eye.
Polly attempts to crack the mysterious code ..... she has nothing to go on. That is until she meets chummy cabbie Tony and suspects this code might be red herring or is it?
The wanderer returns. Polly's estranged brother Bert is back on the scene after a 10-year absence of brotherly duty.
An alien calls and Polly gets a surprising delivery, is it something to do with her missing brother?
Earth is in chaos after being discovered by another planet Overthere. It's having a bit of a crisis of identity and generally getting eggy.