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Jonnie Sea
No Pop Culture stone is left unturned here in the AquaCave! Wrestling, movies, streaming, it’s all hidden away somewhere and The Protector of the Deep (dish) Jonnie Sea will get to the bottom of it all!
This…is…STING!
In December of 1997, World Championship Wrestling was poised to deliver what could have arguably been the most important moment in the MONDAY NIGHT WAR era of professional wrestling!
However, one has to remember we’re talking about WCW here! Join Jonnie Sea as he recaps and relives what has to be one of the most disappointing wrestling shows of all time!
Plus: Mortis and James Vandenberg have a unique proposition for Das Wunderkind Alex Wright!
A new concept debuts on THE NEW TNN PODCAST! Jonnie Sea often consumes lots of content each week and he’s here to talk about it in a relaxed conversational format.
Movies/Wrestling/Television/Comics we’re going to get into a little bit of everything as our debut episode covers such topics as:
- Scream 5
- The Banshees of Inisherin
- RAW is XXX
- WCW Clash of the Champions XII, Fall Brawl 90: Mountain Madness
- The Black Scorpion
- wCw Thunder (10-04-00)
- Dayton Ohio Wrestling
- The Ashlee Simpson Show (!?!)
- Action Comics
- New Super-Man
And More!
The New TNN Podcast presents a look back at a true American treasure…DAWSON’s CREEK!
Join Jonnie Sea and his AHEM co-host “Film Connoisseur Kevin Nash” as they relive Dawson’s Creek one episode at a time…
Up next, Episode 5 "Hurricane"!
Capeside is about to get rocked by Hurricane Chris, and all of the principal characters converge on Dawson’s house for safety. But before they know it, Dawson’s parents bring the storm in the house.
PLUS: We finally hear back from Kevin, and Jonnie is frightened to learn that his sidekick this week will be…THE INK-LIKE SCORPION!
It’s time to rumble…it’s time for the ROYAL RUMBLE! In 1990, Jonnie Sea laid eyes on the 30 man over the top rope spectacle for the very first time, and now he’s here to live watch the 1990 Royal Rumble match!
Watch along or just listen as Jonnie has an amazing time reliving the “good old days” of pro wrestling…
Plus: Jesse puts Tony in his place, Andre the Giant needs a hand, Strike Force explodes, Hulk Hogan watches Hercules with indifference, and of course you know we’re singing some theme songs along the way!
WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK!
In 1999, Six WCW competitors took their unique brand of sports entertainment to MTV’s SPRING BREAK to compete in a unique BATTLE ROYALE (w/Cheese)!
The match would take place on the beach, complete with live music from FEAR FACTORY!
So grab your sun block, and get ready to spend all your parents money because it’s WCW BEACH BRAWL 1999
Plus: Just an FYI, BEACH BRAWL is hosted by Jimmy Hart, Raven….and 1999 KID ROCK!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Twelve brings us:
The end of our journey…with only one hour until JUDGMENT DAY, will Shane say anything stupid…yes, yes he will!
The New TNN Podcast presents a look back at a true American treasure…DAWSON’s CREEK!
Join Jonnie Sea and his AHEM co-host “Film Connoisseur Kevin Nash” as they relive Dawson’s Creek one episode at a time…
Up next, Episode 4 "Discovery"!
Dawson's entire world comes crashing down before our very eyes as he discovers the truth about his Mom, his girlfriend, and his best friend(s)!
PLUS: KEVIN is still out sick so Jonnie is joined by special guest host USERNAME: NEWBLOODRULEZZZ, who may or may not be from NYC...
Hey now!
Now is the time for a little vacation to clear the mind!
Hulk Hogan and Christopher Lloyd team up as unlikely buddies in SUBURBAN COMMANDO! It’s NO HOLDS BARRED when intergalactic bounty hunters come to the suburbs looking for the Hulkster! Meanwhile, Hogan is busy battling DRAGOS, helping Mr. Mime, and so much more!!!
Can Jonnie Sea survive this living cartoon?
Plus: How awesome is Larry Miller!
Vince McMahon has been barred from conducting WWE business…
Triple H holds the title…
When suddenly Vince returns to claim the company for himself!
And yes, this is an actual storyline from 24 years ago!
Lets relive the 9-16-99 Episode of WWF SMACKDOWN!!!
The New TNN Podcast presents a look back at a true American treasure…DAWSON’s CREEK!
Join Jonnie Sea and his AHEM co-host “Film Connoisseur Kevin Nash” as they relive Dawson’s Creek one episode at a time…
Up next, Episode 3 "Prelude to a Kiss"!
Dawson faces the trials of having to coexist with NELLIE and CLIFF on the set of HELMETS OF GLORY, while JOEY plays dress up with a boy from out of town!
PLUS: KEVIN is out sick so Jonnie is joined by special guest host “CONFUSED BUT ENTHUSIASTIC FORCE GHOST DUSTY RHODES!”
The New TNN Podcast presents a look back at a true American treasure…DAWSON’s CREEK!
Join Jonnie Sea and his AHEM co-host “Film Connoisseur Kevin Nash” as they relive Dawson’s Creek one episode at a time…
Up next, Episode 2 "Dirty Dancing"!
Dawson and the gang continue to work on their "film" while dealing with their indivudal quagmires! Dawson needs kissing advice from THE FLASH, Pacey continues to flirt with Tamara in PUBLIC, Jen is trying to act like a normal human, while Joey stares daggers into both Jen and Dawson! What will happen when Jen befriends HOT JOCK (and alleged Kylo Ren Finalist) SCOTT FOLEY and they head to the school dance...together?
Plus: "Kevin" shares tax tips for SALT WATER TAFFY vendors and Dawson almost joins The Riddler cult!
The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man
On this very FUN episode of Ring Man, Jonnie looks back at the 6 babyface champions of the WWF ROCK/NEW GEN ERA and discovers which SUPER HERO is their analogue! But more importantly, each hero has their own rogues gallery revealed!
Who will emerge as the Joker? The Juggernaut? The Rhino? Doomsday?
Plus: Jonnie accidentally cuts MULTIPLE Sid Justice promos…
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
In a mysterious and mystical world, UNG is the Last Airbender, but is he also The UH-VA-TUR? Is this the worst movie ever made? Why is the podcast longer than the actual movie?
Plus: Jonnie stops the podcast dead to talk about THE LAST JEDI, the dragon lord tries not to get sued by JAMES CAMERON and so much more!
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
Well...Sony really wants a taste of that SPIDER-MAN money so welcome to the 3rd film in the SONY SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE, as Jared Leto takes some time off from his busy singing schedule to bring us MORBIUS! Was anyone clamoring for a Morbius movie? Are all those meme's justified? Let's close out 2022 with a bang as we sink our teeth into this "movie."
PLUS: Morbius workshops lyrics to the next 30 SECONDS TO MARS album, plays a video game of his life, and continues his quest to determine if people "GOT BEEF" with him...
The New TNN Podcast presents a look back at a true American treasure…DAWSON’s CREEK!
Join Jonnie Sea and his AHEM co-host “Film Connoisseur Kevin Nash” as they relive Dawson’s Creek one episode at a time…
Up first, THE PILOT EPISODE!
The boys talk about their love for the show and break down all the twists and turns. Why does the school have the wrong mascot? Why does Grams look so young, and what’s up with (FAKE) Bodie and his Chef Test? Is Tamara totally into Pacey, and how often do you walk your dog?
The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man
On the debut episode of Ring Man, Jonnie Sea is taking a look at the prestigious 1998 IC TITLE TOURNAMENT that took place over an entire episode of RAW IS WAR!
JR and THE KING have no idea who will be in the tournament, but don’t worry, Jonnie Sea is here to cover all of the bell to bell action, including DROP TOE HOLDS and POWERSLAMS! Don’t worry it will all make sense when you tune into the debut episode of RING MAN!
Jonnie Sea is dropping in with a quick STATE OF THE UNION for the podcast feed moving forward into 2023!
Some shows are going on hiatus bust new shows are on the horizon!
Plus….what is “FILM CONNOISSEUR KEVIN NASH” doing here?
Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -3 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
TNA’s BIG FAT OILY GUY VS CHRISTY HEMME
A HARDCORE EVENING GOWN MATCH
WELCOME TO OZ!
Plus: “Film connoisseur Kevin Nash” stops by for a can’t miss interview!
Saddle up!
Lock and Load!
WWF President Jack Tunney has decreed that THIS TUESDAY IN TEXAS all hell is going to break loose when the WWF comes to town and experiments with a TUESDAY PPV!
They say the ATTITUDE ERA started in 1997 but hold on to your butts as THE MACHO MAN and JAKE THE SNAKE bring some ATTITUDE to 1991! Together with a ridiculously over the top main event for the WWF CHAMPIONSHIP, are we looking at an all timer?
Call your local cable company and demand to be a part of THIS TUESDAY IN TEXAS on THE NEW TNN!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Eleven brings us:
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Mr. Socko!
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Dr. Austin
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Stone Cold in action
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THE ROADIE AND DOUBLE J EXPLODE!
Plus: Shane travels the world with Street Fighter II, Sable is locked up, Shane makes tiny X’s over his junk and so much more!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
So many movies, so little time! Comic book movies are jammed full of crowd pleasing moments, but which of those moments please Jonnie Sea? Join us as will stroll through memory lane with a brainstorming session of some of our favorite CBM moments! All of your favorites are here: SUPERMAN, BATMAN, THE FLASH, SPIDER-MAN, THE ETERNALS…well maybe not The ETERNALS.
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
You OOZE you lose! Is it time to ruin your childhood, or just have a little cheesy fun? Jonnie Sea is diving into the MMPR MOVIE, bad puns, and all! Can the RANGERS make the jump from the small screen to the big screen? Can they survive the scenery chewing threat of IVAN OOZE? Will they even care once they meet that SPACE BABE?
Plus:
Zyurangers, bad Australian accents, kid power, the cost of skydiving, the secret techniques of the FROG ZORD and so much more…
The time has finally come, as Jonnie Sea tackles KING OF THE RING 1994! Witness as Jonnie creates a brand-new ranking system to track the legendary commentary of ART DONOVAN! Pick your jaws up off the floor as Art continually submarines the broadcast with his asinine questions, but also be amazed as Art starts to get the hang of it (?).
Stick around as Jonnie actually says something nice about BRET HART, and absolutely bows to THE KING OF HARTS as he has an all timer with the 1-2-3 KID-ster!
How much does this podcast weight?
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!Michael Bay returns to the controlled frenzy that is THE TRANSFORMES franchise with his fourth entry! Shia is out, and Whalberg is in, playing deadbeat dad (and NXT hopeful) CADE YAGER! He’s out to save the world and his daughters innocence from the combined forces of KELSEY GRAMMER and (scene stealer) STANLEY TUCCI, and if we ask politely, we may even see a giant robot every once in a while!
PLUS: Ventura/Lockdown 2024!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
What better way to celebrate the holidays than by traveling back to the 12/23/1995 edition of WWF SUPERSTARS to witness the IN RING DEBUT of XANTA CLAUS!
Also, MATT HARDY V 0.00001 debuts to take on THE NATURE BOY and the SMOKING GUNS defend the WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
Let the cold hard concrete commentary of Vince McMahon get you in the holiday spirit!
PLUS,
Vince still finds ways to use IN YOUR HOUSE out of context, and DESTRO stops by for a visit!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
December can be a very stressful time but have no fear as we have put together a playlist of the TOP 4 MATCHES THAT BRING JOY TO THE WRESTLING WORLD!
Jonnie Sea will reveal each pick and then review them as well! However there are so many classics to choose from, who will make the list?
Hogan vs Andre?
Warrior vs Savage?
Omega Vs Okada?
The only way to find out is the listen, here on THE NEW TNN!
Brightman NOUN
The New TNN Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea POPS into his head...
Well it’s often called the worst PPV in WWE history, and it’s time to see if that holds up! The EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER will make history, but will it be the history that “ECW” fans want to see? Will Taz commentary hold up without Cole? Is it possible that Kevin Thorn and Ariel are a part of the best match on the show?
BACK FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!
The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood is over, but the mayhem continues as wCw slithers into San Francisco for the October 2nd 2000 edition of Nitro!
Pope Vincent the 1st is the new wCw Champion, but Mr. Russo is in the cross hairs of many wCw Superstars! The Natural Born Thrillers are a new dominant force in wCw and they are out to grab up all the gold, but they aren’t the only superstars that have caught GOLD RUSH FEVER! So, join us as we resurrect wCw Must Die for a nice holiday treat!
JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!”
Also, COACH KEVIN NASH has the match of his life, David Flair takes no prisoners, and BANE opens up his very own Shoney’s!
PLUS: YES THIS IS THE SHOW WITH THE 49ERS MATCH!
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
Grab some McDonalds and strap in for the movie you never knew you needed, SANTA CLAUS THE MOVIE! I hope all you kids out there are ready to watch as our beloved hero DIES, only to be resurrected as good Ole Saint Nick! Come for the insane performance of JOHN LITHGOW but stay to hear Santa have flashbacks to KOREA! Dudley Moore stops by for a paycheck and is even more drunk that he was in ARTHUR!Plus, Jonnie Sea faces some hard truths about DuckTales…
Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -3 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
THE MEGA FORCE VS THE ALLIANCE TO END HULK-MANIA IN THE DOOMSDAY CAGE!
Plus, Kevin Nash takes a joy ride...
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
“Shawn…I know that you want me!”
Oh my goodness CONCRETE MAN is back with the DIRTY ROTTEN PERVERT SPECIAL! With IYH BEWARE OF DOG 3 weeks away, we turn to the recently released May 4, 1996 episode of WWF superstars to see just how dirty and rotten a Saturday morning kids show can get!
Plus, Jim Cornette makes a very special fast food order!
Brightman NOUN
The New TNN Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea POPS into his head...
Ladies and Gentleman, THE MEGA POWERS vs THE TWIN TOWERS in PRIMETIME, LIVE ON NBC...Plus one of the greatest angles of all time....Nuff said!
Get your "lust" in check and strap in for THE MAIN EVENT 2!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?) With THANKSGIVING right around the corner, Jonnie wants to talk about the Comic Book stories that he is the most thankful for having in his life. Come for the philosophical conversation about Superman! Marvel at the X-Men’s 90’s dominance! Then GASP as the show suddenly becomes an infomercial for Comixology!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance! Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
The BOYHOD DREAM is about to become a NIGHTMARE! New WWF Champion Shawn Michaels must face his greatest foe, in the form of his former friend BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL! It's also time for the Concrete Man to say good bye to New Generation staples Razor Ramon and Diesel as well, but will it be with a whimper or a BANG? Also, THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR has returned, but will he claim IC GOLD, or SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL?
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Ten brings us:
In the shadow of Breakdown, who is the WWF champion, and why is Vince McMahon in the hospital? Even though POPS is under the weather, SHANE is here to power through and deliver another epic commentary performance! But wait, why does the Texas Rattlesnake have an AXE? What will happen in our big main event when Shane has a very special guest on commentary?
Plus: Shane McMahon doesn't believe in second takes...
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately let’s you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
Well, we had to cover a videogame movie eveuntally right? No quarters are necessary as we dive into this BRUTAL adaptation of the long running STREET FIGHTER franchise! It's the prequel that we all asked for, the story of your 4th favorite character, CHUN-LI! Join us as she gives us her pampered existence to battle EVIL IRISH BUSINESSMAN M.Bison! Watch as she searches for her deadbeat dad! Marvel as the casual reveal that MAGIC FIREBALLS EXIST!!!!
Plus: Chris Klein returns as NASH!!!
Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
The journey of -2.5 matches comes to a close with two very different ENCOUNTERS!
- A match from iMPACT 2016 that is sure to be a KNOCKOUT
- A tag team war from SURVIVOR SERIES 1994!
Brightman NOUN
The New TNN Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea POPS into his head...
It's time to talk Turkey with HULK HOGAN...and 39 other WWF Superstars© at the SURVIVOR SERIES 1990! For the 1st (and only) time the winners of each mach will advance to the GRAND FINALE match of Survival, but who will make the cut? Can THE VIPERS overcome the foresight of THE VISIONARIES? Can THE PERFECT TEAM overcome the intensity of THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS? WHAT IS IN THE EGG??? It's time to shine some light on this classic show, here on Bright Man
PLUS: WHAT THREE FORCES WILL COMBINE AS ONE IN THE GRAND FINALE???
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately let’s you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
ROCKY, COLT, and TUM-TUM are back! This go around they are teaming up with HULK HOGAN and his WIG from Halloween Havoc 96 as they take on Loni Anderson, Ernest, DeeJay from Street Fighter, their grandpas crazy murder obstacle course, and COMMON SENSE!
Join Jonnie as he tries to escape from this INSNAE 90s KIDS POWER movie and from Mega Mountain as well!
THIS IS A CONCRETE MAN SPECIAL REPORT!
We couldn't deny VINCE the oppurtunity to see his ADULT MAN dream come true, so here we are at WrestleMania XII to see if the BOYHOOD DREAM of HBK can come true!
Jonnie Sea is going to cover the LEGENDARY (?) IRON MAN MATCH...MINUTE BY MINUTE With a thesis that these two Sports Entertainers have been handed an extraordinary and unprecedented oppurtunity, can they live up to what they have been awarded?
Plus: ALL THE QUOTES you come to expect from Concrete Man...and Jonnie Sea finishes up with HIS OWN take on how the match should have gone down!
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately let’s you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
Welcome to the 100th Episode celebration, with ROLLERBALL! Oh my God this movie is insane! CHRIS KLEIN stars as extreme sports “hero” JONATHAN CROSS and travels to CENTRAL ASIA with good Buddy LL COOL J to play the “futuristic” sport of ROLLERBALL and along the way accidentally starts a social revolution!
Jonnie will decide if this movie is junk…but you probably already know the answer!
PLUS: PAUL HEYMAN, SHANE MCMAHON, SLIPKNOT and SO MUCH MORE!!!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
Who doesn't love a good Survivor Series match? Well you may not feel that way if THESE teams are involved, as JONNIE SEA is giving his picks for the TOP 10 WORST SURVIVOR SERIES TEAMS (of the FEDERATION and ATTITUDE eras).
Who will make the list? Can anyone defeat the KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC? Can SGT. SLAUGHTER overcome the power of ARRIVA DERCHI? WHO BOOKED THE 1999 SURVIVOR SERIES?
PLUS: AFTER THE LIST JONNIE RECAPS A SURVIVOR SERIES "CLASSIC"
Brightman NOUN
The New TNN Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea POPS into his head...
Aces & Eights
The Dead Mans Hand
The Legendary TNA stable full of bikers! Jonnie Sea doesn’t know everything about these rogues so he’s on a quest to learn what he can! This episode is more of a high level overview of who they were, and the BULLY that would lead them!
PLUS, BROOKE-TEENI AND BULLY RAY GET MARRIED BROTHER!
Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
The journey of -2.5 matches begins as we take a trip though the history of WCW! Three matches on the docket today that will have us visiting:
- CAPITAL COMBAT 90 Return of RoboCop
- SuperBrawl IV
- Halloween Havoc 2000 (for one of my FAVORITE matches of all time!)
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
The last IYH without a real subtitle is upon us, and VINCE seems to be feeling good! Come see HBK dance like your mom, the 1-2-3 Kid cry like a baby, and Vince examines the age old conflict that has waged since time immemorial began:
BLUE BLOODS vs GARBAGE MEN!
Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately let’s you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK!
For our inaugural episode, Jonnie reviews COUNTDOWN! Never heard of it? Allow me to summarize it for you:
WWE SUPERSTAR (?) Dolph Ziggler plays a cop (let me guess, he doesn’t play by the rules?) that battles Russian terrorists, lousy camerawork, and his own police captain (JACKASS MAYOR KANE) in a race against time to rescue a kidnapped boy!
He also gets held a gun point by RUSEV!
It’s Junk Man
It’s The New TNN
Brightman NOUN
The New TNN Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea POPS into his head...
NEW NAME
SAME JOKES
Jonnie Sea is here to celebrate the podcasts NEW NAME with a look back at WWF MONDAY NIGHT RAW from 9-25-00.
The first RAW on TNN! Lots of gold is on the line, ladder matches, first blood matches, CHYNA gets her moment in the sun, and STONE COLD is on the hunt for a BAD MAN!!!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
This time on Top Man we aren't going to be ranking, but we are going through THE LIST! 1989 was a crazy year in CINEMA, with so many films released that left a mark on popular culture that there are just too many to rank. That is why we're going to go through the list of 1989 films and wax nostalgic!
This Episode covers August-December of 1989
Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2.25 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
Our only episode of -2.25 rated matches, two very different cases on the docket today, including:
- TWO CIRCUS ANIMALS BLEED FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT (Heroes Of Wrestling 1999)
- A POWERFUL NEW FORCE BATTLES LAW AND ORDER (Royal Rumble 1990)
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
This time on Top Man we aren't going to be ranking, but we are going through THE LIST! 1989 was a crazy year in CINEMA, with so many films released that left a mark on popular culture that there are just too many to rank. That is why we're going to go through the list of 1989 films and wax nostalgic!
This Episode covers January-July of 1989
Brightman NOUN
The AquaCave Podcast where Jonnie Sea covers whatever "BRIGHT" idea pops into his head...
AquaCave CROSSOVER EVENT!
Bouncing out of the latest episode of KINgFISh, Jonnie continues to follow THE MASTER PLAN by reviewing BREAKDOWN In Your House! Come for the ridiculous story of why Jonnie missed the show back in 98 but stay for the SUPERSTRUCTURE Steel Cage Match! All of your attitude era favorites are here:
Gangrel
Dennis Knight
Dustin Runnels
And More!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Nine brings us:
HeAT is L-I-V-E from the locatation of BREAKDOWN: In Your House! A SUPERSTRUCTURE Steel Cage hovers above the ring in Hamilton, Ontario but what could it possibly mean? Vince McMahon is determined to make sure STONE COLD doesn't leave CANADA with the gold, but can his newfound ally MARK HENRY make his presence known? Can Billy Gunn survive a MIRROR MATCH TRIPLE THREAT? Can Jim Cornette evade the snipers that surround his local KFC?
Listen to KINgFISh and find out!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
THIS IS A CONCRETE MAN SPECIAL REPORT!
While watching the RAW from 1-22-96 the night AFTER the ROYAL RUMBLE (In FRESNO) The Concrete Man made a bold claim in the opening video recap...
"This is the DAWN OF A NEW ERA IN THE WWF..."
Alright Concrete Man, Jonnie Sea is going to call your bluff! Let's see if Vince was just full of it, or could he be in fact truthful for once?
LIVE From Stockton, CA come see Vader/Gorrila Monsson, HBK, Razor Ramon, Shae Marks, and SATORI!!!!!!
Wait What????
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
FINALLY! The end of the -2 road! Jonnie is here for the case of Pat McAffe Vs VINCE McMahon, and joined by a very special guest…CONCRETE MAN!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
AQUATOBER has finally lead us to this moment, as all 13 HALLOWEEN films are now available to watch, and the list has been made! Join Jonnie Sea on this massive undertaking of ranking all 13 films.
PLUS: Dr. Loomis battles Professor Harold Hill for control of HADDONFIELD!
WARNING: SPOILERS for Halloween Ends from 32:42-46:16
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This go around it's time for a trip DOWN SOUTH, with the 12-27-92 edition of WCW MAIN EVENT! Jobber matches and a big UNIFIED TAG TITLE defense are on display...but the show is basically an INFOMERCIAL for STARRCADE 92 Featuring BATTLE BOWL! So journey with Jonnie Sea and maybe purchase a couple of tickets along the way, as some great seats are still available in the OMNI!
PLUS: Jonnie recaps...EVERY COMMERCIAL! Including TONY SCHIAVONE hard selling early 90's VIDEO GAMES!!!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
-KRONIK
-MAVEN!
-MOMMA BENJAMIN
-TNA BLINDFOLD MATCH (It’s amazing!)
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
THIS IS A CONCRETE MAN SPECIAL REPORT!
HBK IS BACK! 9 thugs couldn't keep him down, but what about 29 WWF Superstars? Shawn promised the world he would return at the Royal Rumble, and VINCE is in desperate need of a WIN! Will Vader MAKE A DIFFRENCE in HBK's plans for WrestleMania? Will we be able to tell the DIFFERENCE between Squat 1 and Squat 2? Can Vince figure out that KAMA, SAVIO, and FATU are DIFFERENT people?
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
One of the most interesting matches Jonnie has watched in quite sometime!
WyattMania is at a fever pitch RIGHT NOW, and after watching this match it is clear to me that the powers that be in WWE better strike while the iron is hot!
THE FIEND vs SETH "Regular" ROLLINS
HELL IN A CELL
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AQUAtober continues with a terrifying edition of Bright Man! In 1998 the WWF introduced a new match concept during the APEX of the Monday Night War, it was known as THE INFERNO MATCH. No one has ever accused KANE of being a trailBLAZER but he can at least claim to have been involved in every INFERNO MATCH! There have been 4 matches to date (RINGS OF FIRE AND FIREFLIES DON't COUNT) and Jonnie Sea is going to review all of them!
PLUS: Jonnie finally gets to do his JBL IMPRESSION, MICHAEL!
It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
AQUATOBER is heading to CAMP, so make sure and pack everything you could possibly need:
Electronic Football/Corkscrews/Potato Sacks/Chocalate/A girl that knows the ROBOT/MAP of NY (TORONTO)
Ok Maybe you only need these things if you're going to CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, but that is EXACTLY where we are going! Jonnie is going to rank all 12 films in the FRIDAY FRANCHISE...and in less than one hour!!!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Eight brings us:
KEN SHAMROCK, MANKIND, and THE ROCK challenge the unknown!
SHANE MCMAHON tells lies about HHH!
Also:
ITS A CROSSOVER! Kingfish X Concrete Man
SHANE IS JOINED ON COMMENTARY BY VINCE!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
Miss Hancock has a miscarriage in mud, and Sid breaks his leg…hey don’t blame me, I didn’t book this!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
STRAP IN FOR THE CRAZIEST IN YOUR HOUSE YET!
SANTA-SAVIO-XANTA CLAWS-THE REMENANTS OF THE URN-THE BIG HOG FARMER-THE HOG PEN MATCH-ECW CHANTS-BLOOD-AND THE BRITISH BULLDOG SAVES THE DAY, IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment! Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?) AQUATOBER continues with thrills and chills! It’s PRIME TIME so let’s rank every film in the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET saga! Where will your favorite film rank? Join Jonnie Sea and find out, but do try to stay awake, as you never know what might happen when you DREAM!!!
It’s the holiday season, so let’s celebrate with a JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS! Jonnie Sea is here to prove he can read at a fifth grade level as he REMIXES the tale as old a time… Boy Loves Girl Girl Loves Boy Boy kills Girl on accident Boy becomes professional wrestler This episodes covers Chapter 4! Glenn is questioned by the police! Katie Vick is beset with tragedy! Glenn gets a new social worker named DICK BEAVIS, that claims to be a 16x World Champ!
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It is officially #Aquatober and The AquaCave is ready to brings to spookiness! What better way to get started than talking about the grand daddy of them all…THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE! With so many sequels and “alternate timelines” the series can be a bit overwhelming, but worry not, Jonnie Sea is here the guide you through the HALLLOWEEN MULTIVERSE!
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While watching WCW BattleBowl 1993 for the MULTIVERSE OF FABULOUSNESS on the North-South Podcast Network, Jonnie caught a glipmse of a truly EMBARASSING segement of Pro Wrestling! SID is gone and WCW is desperate for a NEW main event for Starrcade, and luckily they had a "Press Conference" scheduled to announce the host city of the event.
Jonnie Sea is going to mock this press conference until the cows come home!!!
WARNING: Contains impressions of VADER adjust your volume accordingly!
It’s the holiday season, so let’s celebrate with a JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS!
Jonnie Sea is here to prove he can read at a fifth grade level as he REMIXES the tale as old a time…
Boy Loves Girl
Girl Loves Boy
Boy kills Girl on accident
Boy becomes professional wrestler
This episodes covers Chapter 3, where Glenn meets Katie Vick for the VERY FIRST TIME!
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
Well, it looks like comic book movies aren’t going anywhere, and that’s a good thing because Jonnie Sea still has a lot of characters he wants to see on the silver screen!
So let’s dive into the Most Wanted MCU/DCEU Film Characters! So grab your Lantern Rings, notify the JSA, and get ready to travel the MULTIVERSE, and find out who makes the list!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
THIS IS A CONCRETE MAN SPECIAL REPORT!
It is time for another wellness check in with VKM! When we left Brandon, Manitoba HBK was the Head Broke Kid, but now he’s back to get WILD at the Survivor Series in the Wild Card Match! We know HBK will survive….but will the crowd OR Vince?
It’s the holiday season, so let’s celebrate with a JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS!
Jonnie Sea is here to prove he can read at a fifth grade level as he REMIXES the tale as old a time…
Boy Loves Girl
Girl Loves Boy
Boy kills Girl on accident
Boy becomes professional wrestler
This episodes covers Chapter 2, where Glenn beats up a kid in the hospital, calls the WWF SUPERSTAR LINE, and meets KATIE VICK’s MOMMA!!!
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It's time to deep dive into the dark days of wCw...well one of the MANY dark days of wCw, 1991! As Jonnie Sea dives deep into the LIFE & DEATH of the wCw 6-MAN Tag Team Championships! Jonnie will be reviewing EVERY 6 Man title change in wCw history, and along the way will unover a very sad truth about the titles...No one ever really gave a damn about these things did they?
PLUS, Dusty Rhodes has a unique business oppurtunity (?) for BIG CAT!
It’s the holiday season, so let’s celebrate with a JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS!
Jonnie Sea is here to prove he can read at a fifth grade level as he REMIXES the tale as old a time…
Boy Loves Girl
Girl Loves Boy
Boy kills Girl on accident
Boy becomes professional wrestler
This episodes covers Chapter 1 where Glenn has MORE DREAMS, gets some new skin, casually learns about his family curse, and ladies and gentlemen…INTRODUCING PAUL GRIMM!
It’s the holiday season, so let’s celebrate with a JOURNEY INTO DARKNESS!
Jonnie Sea is here to prove he can read at a fifth grade level as he REMIXES the tale as old a time…
Boy Loves Girl
Girl Loves Boy
Boy kills Girl on accident
Boy becomes professional wrestler
Episode 1 covers the Prologue…
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
From the pages of wCw Must Die, it’s IanMania! Two matches from the brother in paint himself, THE HUMAN TORCH, and the GRAVEYARD MATCH! Taken to court LIVE!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Seven brings us:
KEN SHAMROCK makes a challenge!
SHANE MCMAHON fixes his Make Up!
THE UNDERTAKER comes off the top!
SABLE and KEVIN NASH film a special scene for PACIFIC BLUE!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
THIS IS A CONCRETE MAN SPECIAL REPORT!
Due to Vince losing it after the GREAT WHITE NORTH, Jonnie Sea is going to check on the the little slugger LIVE the very next night for MONDAY NIGHT RAW, from beautiful BRANDON, MANITOBA!
Concrete Man: IN YOUR BRANDON, MANITOBA!
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
Well we are in the midst of the streaming wars, and since Cobra Kai has continued to prove its dominance on Netflix, let’s start to take a look at what other properties we can mine on hopes to build new CINEMATIC UNIVERSES!
Lots of fan favorite films get a pitch so make sure you tune in for this one!
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It’s time to party like it’s 1993! Jonnie Sea has devised a full proof plan to review WrestleMania: The Album! Everyone knows and loves this absolutely bonkers cheese fest, but where will you favorite song land in the final rankings! Each score is measured in five different categories and possibly penalized in one!
Plus, we will try to uncover if there truly ever is a right time to say goodbye!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
The Episode Recaps: IN YOUR HOUSE: Great White North
Plus: Vince watches as everything falls apart, In Your House!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
Mongo, Crush, Kai-En-Tai, The Oddities, and our SECOND KANE VS THE UNDERTAKER match…..LIVE!
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?
Who out there has sat in a movie theater wondering what the hell just happened? Well you are not alone! Jonnie Sea is here to share HIS Top 15 Cinematic Disappointments! What was Hollywood thinking? Where they trying to break his heart? Was it all REALY for the love of the money? Who knows?
What we DO know is that taking these movies to the "woodshead" will offer more fun and excitement than the films involved ever could!
Warning: This episode may reopen old wounds!
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The XFL…need we say more? Ok, just a bit more, Opening night the XFL was ready to present smash mouth football live from Las Vegas!
Meanwhile in Orlando, the hometown Rage took on the Chicago Enforcers, in a game that was never intended to air but was ready for broadcast…WITH JR AND THE KING making the call!
So, let’s briefly discuss the “politics” of the XFL, then dive into the unaired game!
Orlando Rage QB Brohm Bones leads his squad against the Chicago Enforcers, led by QB Lester…not Lesnar!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
Three cases from 1999, all featuring the womens division, and each match will be taken to court…..LIVE!
Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
The Episode Recaps: IN YOUR HOUSE: The Triple Header
Plus: Cowboy Bill Watts is here to explain a controversial ruling regarding Razor Ramon, and the British Bulldog finds some ROCKS, In Your House!
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?
It's time for RIFFTRAX...RIFFTRAX! Jonnie Sea loves to watch Rifftrax and is here to share his TOP 20 choices that are guaranteed to deliver a good time! We've got Buffalo Riders, multiple INSANE Christmas movies, Billy Ray Cyrus, MUTIPLE ROBOT POLICE OFFICERS, not to mention SHOCK AND TERROR!
Please Note: Neither this episode or show is/was produced in conjunction with RIFFTRAX. Just a fan sharing their opinions!
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It’s time to deliver on my promise to cover a Bill Watts era WCW show so let’s dive into the opening round of the NWA(?) Tag Team Championship tournament!
Don’t worry Jonnie Sea will explain why THE WCW is hosting an NWA event, we will also take a look back at pop culture in the summer of 1992, that way we are 100% ready to experience Williams/Gordy, The Steiner Brothers, BEEF WELLINGTON, Jushin Thunder Liger, Chris Benoit, and so much more!
Plus, THE PUERTO RICAN TEAM!!!!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
- A Courtroom full of ATTITUDE as a couple of late 90's WWF matches take Center Stage
-Triple H (Triple X?) battles Sgt. Slaughter in a Boot Camp Match!
- Too Much battles AL SNOW (He doesn't even go here!) and...Head?
Plus: Stay Tuned for the end as Mr.McMahon watches the opening scene of the 1980's classic, GI JOE THE MOVIE!!!
Remember all those times Vince McMahon yelled “IN YOUR HOUSE”
Well now you won’t have to because Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Up next is IN YOUR HOUSE: The Lumberjacks
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
Plus: Vince has REALLY picked things up this go around, and a Post credits Scene (?)
The AquaCave proudly presents, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
Its a celebraion! Episode 50 here in The AquaCave and its time to bust out the best!
Transformers: The Movie (1986, the good one) remains to this day an all time classic to those of us that love it! I'm not sure why its resonates with us so much but its a perfect blend of nostalgia, violence, iconc characters, and of course SYNTH-ROCK!
Four different Top 5 lists will be presented in honor of the ROBOTS in DISGUISE
Songs-Characters-Quotes-Moments
So secure The Matrix, Grab the Petro-rabbits, and head for Autobot City (it's really taking a pounding)!
Till the day when all are one...
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Surviore Series 1989 made me a promise that I've never forgotten, The WidowMaker as a member of The King's Court! So I went back and studied the life and times of The WidowMaker in the Summer/Fall of 1989 in the WWF.
Along the way I learned some things:
1) Lord Aflred Hayes is hilarious
2) The Red Rooster is a joke
3) The WidowMaker is the PROTOTYPE for Stone Cold Steve Austin...
Yes, number 3 is a big one, but listen in and see if you feel the same way!
Remember all those times Vince McMahon yelled “IN YOUR HOUSE”
Well now you won’t have to because Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance!
Up first is IN YOUR HOUSE: NO SUBTITLE!
Concrete Man is designed to be a quick listen and each episode contains end of the show awards for the best (?) lines of the night!
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One day before Hulk Hogan turned heel and changed professional wrestling forever, Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Federation would debut a new superstar that would "unquestionably" show that the WWF was indeed in a crisis.
Who is that Superstar! That’s right, no question mark needed because it is NOT a question. The masked Superstar Who (Jim Neidhart) burts onto the scene as an excuse for Vince to entertain himself on commentary. How far will he take this insanity? Well, I did the math to find out!
Join Jonnie on a quest to find the stats! How many times can they say "Who" in one match? How often will the make a baseball reference? Who thought this was a good idea? Who can believe how many times Vince says "Savio Vega!" in a Savio Vega match? If you are into stats this episode is for YOU!
Plus: The Heroes of Wrestling EXPLODE three years early as WHO battles Jake "the Snake" Roberts!
The AquaCave proudly presents our newest show, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Todays TOPic (you see what I did there?)
MultiVersus is a new video game that allows you to do battle as some of your favorite (?) WARNER BROTHERS owned characters!
And while that sounds like fun, the roster leaves a lot to be desired. With that in mind I present my TOP 30 MOST WANTED characters!
Don’t worry fans, THIS SHOW IS FOR EVERYONE! Don’t play the game/care about it? Don’t Worry, because this list dives DEEP into POP CULTURE and full of references that ANYONE can enjoy!
Remember if WB owns it…ANYTHING is possible!
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Hercules and Paul Roma were never going to change to face of the professional wrestling industry. However, in the magical summer of 1990, a young boy (hey that's me!) attended a taping of WWF SUPERSTARS and found that his fate would forever run in tandem with this dynamic duo!
Starting in the weeks leading to WrestleMania VI and finishing at SummerSlam 90, THIS is the story of the two men that were...THE POWER and THE GLORY!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode Six brings us:
- SUMMERSLAM FALLOUT!
- Gangrel sics his freaky fangs into DICK…Togo!
- Undertaker and Kane run amok!
- Vince McMahon is here and he’s laughing more than the Joker!
Plus: Take a shot every time Shane McMahon talks about…THE MASTER PLAN!
The AquaCave proudly presents our newest show, TOPMAN! It’s time for some countdowns and list based entertainment!
Our first TOPic (you see what I did there?)
TOP 10 Unpopular Movie Opinions! Jonnie Sea will be sharing his opinions that just might make you rage! Plus, a mini deep dive into number 1!
Featuring: Batman, Jack Parkman, Daniel Clamp, Cloverfield and more!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode bring us:
A Mid 90s WCW TRILOGY!
Featuring, Kurasawa! One Man Gang! Hawk (possibly drunk?)
Plus: Folks, I don’t mind telling ya, you cannot afford to miss the big main event! It’s Chicago vs Green Bay as MONGO “battles” REGGIE WHITE!
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Hulk Hogan vs. Andre The Giant II
The WWF/E has produced a massive amount of content over the years, however, no one show can hold a candle to THE MAIN EVENT! On February 5th, 1988 33 Million viewers tuned into NBC to watch EVERY WWF championship be defended, including the greatest rematch in Federation history. Join Jonnie Sea on a quest to prove that this show stands above all as the greatest wrestling content ever made!
Plus: NO ONE BEATS MEGA BUCKS!!!
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Everyone has a show that they can endlessly watch right? Most of the time we use it as background noise while living out our everyday lives! Well, this episodes bright idea is to reflect upon the 10-14-99 edition of wCw Thunder.
The one that features Kevin Nash on commentary!
So join us for a relaxed, legs up on the desk style episode, as we go though Thunder and talk about the "highspots" and LISTEN as it all falls apart before our very eyes!
PLUS: Mike Teany and Larry Zbyszko are here to salute OLD GLORY as well!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode bring us:
Brother vs Brother Dawn of Suckness from WCW SuperBrawl V!
Then, prepare for THE KUMITE with the MARTIAL ARTS match from WCW Uncensored 95!
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This go around there will be plenty of time to CLOWN AROUND as we recap and review the 1993 King of the Ring Trilogy of matches between MR. PERFECT and DOINK THE CLOWN!
Even a master of illusions can see that Doink (the EVIL variant that is) was way ahead of his time, and when great character meets great wrestler, expect AMAZING results! Jonnie will STAR grade each mach and analyize the overall tropes of the trilogy as they move from match to match!
Plus: Did anyone REALLY think Typhoon was going to make it to the King of the Ring?
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The New WWF Fall Season in 1996 is in full gear, as evidenced by the new “INTERACTIVE” Program WWF Livewire!
Jonnie Sea relives the very first episode and is quite amused by the “CALLs, FAXEs, and E-MAILs” of the WWF universe! Catch up with special guests BRIAN PILLMAN and JIM ROSS, and try not to stare directly into the SUNNY!
Plus: HBK orders Drive-Thru, and take a shot every time Todd Pettengill says “Double-U Double-U Eff!”
Brightman, a show where Jonnie Sea covers whatever “bright” idea pops into his head!
This go around, The Reign of The Undertaker(s)! Jonnie dives into the shallow end of the WWF pool and relives the life of The UnderFAKER! But this isn’t about SummerSlam 1994, this show examines the “fakers” Pre-SummerSlam life in the Federation as we try to understand the narrative intent!
Plus, they are absolutely just trying to do The Death and Return of Superman right?
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode brings us:
King…of…the…Road #ReleaseTheJennyCut
Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT! Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode five brings us: H-e-A-T is L-I-V-E in MSG for the FINAL stop on the HIGHWAY TO HELL! So much insanity to unpack as the WWF makes a desperate plea for your $29.95! So pull over (especially if HAWK is driving) and feel the HeAT!
Plus: Holy SHeAT! It’s a three man booth this week as HBK is on commentary for the ENTIRE SHOW!
Brightman, a show where Jonnie Sea covers whatever “bright” idea pops into his head!
Our first episode dives into the insanely nostalgic time that was 1990 WWF! In the aftermath of The Ultimate Challenge, the federation must find a new Intercontinental Champion, and a tournament is held!
Join Jonnie as he watches and talks about THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT!
Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT! Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON!
It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode four brings us: THE ODDITIES, another audio conspiracy, The Rock climbs the ladder, and Dan Severn selling for the Headbangers?
PLUS, not only does SCORPIO help kids stay in school, he’s also the best boss ever!
ALSO, Folks Hawk has his demons…
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode bring us: Ravishing Rick Rude is back in a match so bad it inspires a deep discussion into the philosophy of the early WWF and wCw Nintendo Games! Then in a BIG DOUBLE MAIN EVENT, Jonnie faces the ultimate test! Can he make a fair judgment against two matches he attended LIVE! at WrestleMania!
Plus: Forget the Dr Strange music fight, because Hogan and Sid Justice have one of their own!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This very special episode can be summed up in three words…
CHAMBER OF HORRORS!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features the second crop of -2 Star matches, and brings us: WrestleMania IV (bet you can’t guess which match), The Honkey Tonk Man plays his greatest hits, and some HEAVY METAL arrives in WCW!
Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT! Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON! It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed! Episode three brings us: Shane’s most insane night on commentary so far! Shane makes JR compete in a spelling bee! Shane invents the “crazy announcer on the table” spot! Shane smokes cigars with The Godfather on commentary! There was also wrestling… PLUS, Shane gets “hot” for the debut of Gangrel, the WWF silences Michelle, and a serious analysis of the MONSTER CEREALS!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a Negative Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This episode features the first crop of -2 Star matches, and brings us: the Wrestle Rock connection, the AWA, Bobby Eaton cosplays as your grandmother, and of course…ARMBAR!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This episode features the final crop of -1.5 matches, and brings us: THE MACK MILITANT TEDDY LONG! UPN Network representative Carson Palmer, The Khali Vice Grip, and Mickie James doing her best! Bonus: Every match covered in todays episode is at least better than Independence Day: Resurgence!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This episode features: Saturn is back for round two, The Undertaker and Kane betray CHICAGO, and Slap Jacks! Also, The Sudden Death Survivor Series Match of 1999!
The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood bursts into Boise for the May 31st 2000 edition of wCw Thunder! The Cat may be “in charge” tonight, but this episode is ALL Vince Russo! Sit down interviews, illogical title changes, and matches involving MINORS are just the tip of the iceberg, as we race towards CASTROL’s Great American Bash, with massive FILLER CONTENT! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” ALSO, Terry Funk “horses” around in his hardcore title defense, Mike Tenay puts DDP in his place, and introducing the newest members of R&B Security RIP TORN and ALLEGED EZRA MILLER! PLUS, tax tips with “Uncle” Kevin Nash!
Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that deep dives major releases from the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi from DISNEY+ is finally here! So get ready to talk NERDY with Jonnie Sea (@THEJONNIESEA) Episode Six bring us: Closure!
Welcome to the third episode of a new LIMITED SERIES here in The Aquacave! Jonnie Sea is here to UNVEIL POTENT NUMBERS, and dive into the early days of WWF SMACKDOWN! The first six episodes of Smackdown presented the VERY POPULAR characters of the WWF to a brand new NETWORK television audience! The company spared no expense, and delivered MARQUEE attractions and storylines IN-FRONT of the paywall! Jonnie is awarding points in categories (Acting/Directing/Writing) and critiquing the SHOW as a TELEVISION product. The goal? Earn enough points to justify the episodes TV RATINGs number! It’s a serious evaluation with a few fun observations along the way. Episode three brings us: Chyna’s quest for IC Gold, Mankind plays naked football, tag partners that can’t get along, thoughts on wrestling sponsorships, DA MAN, Y2Joker, The 50% Debut, and of course…SEGA DREAMCAST!
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This episode features: Literally one of the worst wrestling matches I have watched in a long time! Also, Jim Ross can’t get over Animals new tights, The ‘Gator returns, and The nWo Kingpin comes face to face with DareDevil!
Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that examines major releases from the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi from DISNEY+ is finally here! So get ready to talk NERDY with Jonnie Sea (@THEJONNIESEA) Episode Five bring us: Courscant 22 BBY, Obi-Wan’s final lesson, Anakin Skywalker’s Finishing Move, and Jonnie finally takes the worst character in Star Wars history to task…
Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Up First…Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This episode features: The Mighty Crush, Funboy Alex Wright, SAVIO! and somehow, THOR is mentioned twice!?
Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT! Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON! It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed! Episode two brings us: GOD level MICK FOLEY, the best 2 minute match of all time, and SOUTHERN JUSTICE is on the hunt for Michael Myers! PLUS, Shane’s epic quest to get DOWNTOWN, takes a shocking DETOUR!
Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that takes a look at and reviews major releases from all over the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi returns this week with episode 4, and folks, it’s METAL GEAR STAR WARS! The saga is always one for a good break in and OBI-WAN suits up, but does he also miss the best opportunity of all time to get in his catchphrase?
The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood shimmies into Salt Lake City for the May 29th 2000 edition of wCw Nitro!
In one night the war between the New Blood and The Millionaires Club TRANSFORMS as GOLDBERG (not the truck) is in the house! Ric Flair has no time to celebrate his record breaking “accomplishment” as he deals with a Fliehr-Napping! Finally, Vampiro is here with a truck full of precious guzzolene, but can he survive the FURY ROAD?
JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!”
ALSO, Beth Fliehr is your new favorite stepmom, Tony and Scott visit the AVENGERS compound, and Hulk Hogan Terry Bollea gets “blazed” after another MIND WIPE!
PLUS, a new opening theme song!
Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON! It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
The premier brings us: SHANE’s Friends! “Jokes” about AIDS! Sables Sadness, and Shane’s quest to get DOWNTOWN!
Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that takes a look at and reviews major releases from all over the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi returns this week with episode 3, and absolutely brings the goods! This one is full of fantastic fan service, drama, and ridiculously well layered performances! WARNING: This show contains SPOILERS, SPECULATION, and massive PRAISE for Hayden Christensen!
Welcome to the second episode of a new LIMITED SERIES here in The Aquacave! Jonnie Sea is here to UNVEIL POTENT NUMBERS, and dive into the early days of WWF SMACKDOWN! The first six episodes of Smackdown presented the VERY POPULAR characters of the WWF to a brand new NETWORK television audience! The company spared no expense, and delivered MARQUEE attractions and storylines IN-FRONT of the paywall! Jonnie is awarding points in categories (Acting/Directing/Writing) and critiquing the SHOW as a TELEVISION product. The goal? Earn enough points to justify the episodes TV RATINGs number! It’s a serious evaluation with a few fun observations along the way. The First WEEKLY Episode brings us: a time jump! Y2J in action for the very first time! HBK and his 1-900 Number! An engagement, and a FORGOTTEN thread in the ongoing narrative between HHH and Stone Cold!
Stream Fighter Too OBI-WAN KENOBI 1+2 Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that takes a look at and reviews major releases from all over the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi from DISNEY+ is finally here! So get ready to talk NERDY with Jonnie Sea (@THEJONNIESEA) all bout his favorite Star Wars Era: THE PREQUELS! After some prequel talk we will be breaking down episodes 1 AND 2 of OBI-WAN so be aware of SPOILERS at 18:30
Welcome everyone to The AquaCave, and check out this primer from Jonnie Sea as to what exactly you can find here in The Trench! Just a quick primer for anyone interested in learning about the shows here in the cave!
UPN: The Smackdown 6 Welcome to the first episode of a new LIMITED SERIES here at The Aquacave! Jonnie Sea is here to UNVEIL POTENT NUMBERS, and dive into the early days of WWF SMACKDOWN! The first six episodes of Smackdown presented the VERY POPULAR characters of the WWF to a brand new NETWORK television audience! The company spared no expense, and delivered MARQUEE attractions and storylines IN-FRONT of the paywall! Jonnie is awarding points in categories (Acting/Directing/Writing) and critiquing the SHOW as a TELEVISION product. The goal? Earn enough points to justify the episodes TV RATINGs number! It’s a serious evaluation with a few fun observations along the way. The Pilot brings us: The Corporate Ministry, Jim Cornette commentary, Former Bodyguard Test, fresh faced Stephanie, Rock, Austin, Gangrel speaks, and THE BLUE BLAZER wins the day!
The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood slithers into Saginaw for the May 24th 2000 edition of wCw Thunder! The world of Vince Russo has been turned upside down by the DEADLY ALLIANCE of BIG(s) SEXY and POPPA PUMP, and THE BATMAN may be forced to give up his mantle. Meanwhile, Easy-E must contend with SHINY Kimberly, The DISENFRANCHISED, and the Brilliant (?) HORACE HOGAN all making his life hell on Earth! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” ALSO, The Cruiserweight Wars, Sting wins an Emmy, wCw Rookie GI Bro, and Mrs. Snodgrass! PLUS, Richard! It’s WEEKEND AT VINCENT’s
The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood “Gizimicks” into Grand Rapids for the May 22nd 2000 edition of wCw Nitro! The Career of Ric Flair is DEAD, and the New Blood pays their respects by holding a funeral. However, is paying tribute really THE NAME OF THE GAME, or is this just an excuse for the wCw “BELT” to change hands three times in one show? Fear not though, because Terry Taylor has kidnapped REID FLAIR, who is determined to stick his NOSE in the business of The Batman! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” Also, The Cat cosplays as Nightwing, the identity of the OL’BLUE KNIGHT is finally revealed, and HH Terry Bollea gets CREATIVE with the finish to his match! PLUS, Special Guest Cortana!