Swimsuits Optional: Recent Episodes

Connor McCluskey

2 brothers living on opposite coasts talk about recent life updates, childhood memories, & random shower thoughts.

Hosted by Connor & Teagan McCluskey

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Nonverbal communication, shark tooth necklaces, & broken laptops.

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Summer in Switzerland, hiking in Sequoia National Park, & the world's fastest spider.

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A caravan of camels, $10 million snail encounters, & which family member is statistically most likely to kill you.

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What's the best iPhone stock alarm sound?

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8-foot snowstorms, awkward Uber rides, and poorly-timed surprise visitors.

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The Canary Islands, AI art, & a message specifically for Raising Cane's corporate decision-makers.

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Clout-chasing European churches, living next to Los Angeles's 405 highway, & best/worst hostel stories.

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Connor & Teagan read the world's most poorly-written zombie apocalypse choose-your-own-adventure story.

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New Year upload schedule change.

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Crusty waterparks, caffeine pills, & finding a $100,000 artifact at Goodwill.

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Influences from social circles, long-distance relationships, & family Christmas cards.

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Slang word origins, movies for 1st dates, & college admissions departments.

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Connor's hottest take on holidays & Teagan's upcoming study abroad semester in Spain.

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Our zombie apocalypse survivor group gets bigger.

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Teagan's new mic, Indiana's only sledding hill, and dreaming.

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Infectious diseases, stargazing, & barbers that don't speak your language.

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Technical difficulties. We'll be back next week.

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If you had to choose between tagging along with Lewis & Clark, the 1st trip to the South Pole, or Apollo 11...

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Irrelevant states, time travel, & friends that overuse the same jokes.

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How Teagan gets out of things he doesn't want to do.

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Dating a physical therapist & Connor's recent camping trip.

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Stoned sheep, childhood injuries, & irrelevant emails from your parents.

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Skiing collisions, TV character brackets, & ancient discoveries.

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Drawing the Unites States, windshield wiper speeds & whales that suck at singing.

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Do soccer goalkeepers get to pick whatever color jersey they want?

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Heat waves, kindergarten Zoom classes, & compulsive lying.

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Bass Pro Shops, GeoGuesser prodigies, & inhaling too much carbon dioxide.

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Connor's stuck in a hurricane.

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Field trips, Angry Birds, & water towers.

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Rubik's cubes, hiccups, & helicopters.

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What do you do when someone posts about someone's death on the internet?

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Mistaken ancestry, Barbie vs. Oppenheimer, & Connor's clinically unhealthy internal alarm clock.

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Childhood pets, Cars 2, & cicadas.

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McCluskey family lore, overrated popular sayings, & Connor's first time trying Kombucha.

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Hypothetical bank robberies & filling in our apocalypse survival group roster.

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Camping in Moab, spirituality, & playing basketball on the moon... Yep. This one got weird.

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Apple Vision Pro, Connor's trip to Lake Powell, & those creepy animal cyborgs from Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

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Lessons learned from 2 seasons of UNC Basketball, Teagan's new living situation, & more cross-country road trip stories.

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Top 5 breakfast foods, a newborn baby at Red Rocks, & are Love Actually & Die Hard Christmas movies?

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What's it like moving from Russia to the US for high school?

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If you could choose any animal to defend your house from intruders, what would it be?

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Hot sauce, anxiety's role in productivity, & every guy ever's skateboarding phase.

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Foreign languages, Roku City, & misunderstanding the Big Bang Theory.

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How corny is too corny? Why hasn't there been a Darth Vader stand-alone movie yet? What's the big whoop about anime?

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Apocalypse planning, human reliance on technology, & getting meta.

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"J" names, flooded dorm buildings, & earring mishaps.

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Every FBI show ever, campus life at Virginia Tech/Purdue, & the best Gollum impression you'll ever hear.

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How to swindle Sweet Frog, old men hitting on college women, & the use of sophisticated vocabulary.

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If money wasn't a concern, what would you do with your life?

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The world's most recognizable voices, celebrity endorsements & more AI paranoia.

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AI Art, too many HIMYM references, & the key to a good night's sleep.

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Does how hungry you are affect the way food tastes?

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Convergent evolution, $3 traffic tickets, & bi-annual holidays.

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Twitter, giant gas stations, & spending 70 grand to park a yacht.

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Movie sequels, inside jokes, & killing spiders with machetes.

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What did people do before the weather channel?

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Jordan Peele's Nope (Spoiler Alert) & comparing life during vs. outside of college.

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Modes of transportation, the uncanny valley, & European public bathrooms.

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The universe, social media, & human nature.

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This episode smells like biscuits.

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Israel's dream come true & Midwest casinos.

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Robot billionaires, destroying the voice acting industry, & coming full circle. 

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Sledding with buffalo, stabbed by a fence, & riptides. 

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Legos, grizzly bears, & near-death car accidents.

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Pre-rated

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CRISPR, space diamonds, & and ant colony social hierarchies. 

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Getting mugged in Barcelona & how the podcast got its name.

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Black Mirror vs. reality, unsponsored product endorsements & goodbye... we think.

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Sharks & a middle-aged Irish guy taking a nap.

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Flat Earthers play too much Pac-Man.

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Aliens on the moon & living in a fish bowl.

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Season 1 Trailer.