Royal Shitshow: Recent Episodes
Shelly Hernandez
Platonic Soulmates Princess Michelle and the Royal Court Jester TJ talk about life, movies, music, social media, things that irritate us, family, friends, and anything else we damn well please. We're awesome.
Its been damn near a year. So much has changed.But one thing that stayed the same...we're just a couple of best friends with a podcast. Hope you enjoy.
Did not get the piss OR shit scared out of us. Did get some jump scares. But the worst horror of the night...all the WALKING. It was really a true nightmare.
We went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal on Saturday. This was before we arrived. Just us bullshitting like usual...oh and getting high.
We had a real good show night...before we started recording. So basically this is a recap of the stuff we discussed and kept saying "Damn, we really should have been recording that." The Post Show Episode.
We kinda rambled about various topics. From women rappers, hoodrat shit with your hoodrat friends, and social media stuff and a whole bunch in between.
The drunken shenanigans continue. TJ is called out many times for talking over me and interrupting. Shit was talked. From my recollection, a lot of it. That's kind of our thing. I mentioned something about posting a thing to our IG...I'll do that when I remember what it was. 😂 Enjoy! and if you arent already...go follow us @Royal_Shitshow on Instagram
Ok. I'll be honest. I was drunk. Didn't realize how far gone I was until I woke up this morning and realized my plan to write this this description and post was poorly thought out because I don't remember jack shit. I DO know as per usual we talk a lot of shit about a lot of things... and that a point was interrupted (Well... lots of them were... TJ!!) as I needed to go pee and I found it so hilarious that it was paused at exactly one hour...so I decided to do a back to back split episode. So here's part 1. Enjoy!
We just go off. A whole bunch about earthquakes, and various other topics. Enjoy our discussion on how this became the show title as well. Thanks for listening to the Royal Royal shit show show. Share with your friends friends.
Michelle burns her ass...and then we talk a whole bunch of nonsense...and then we arrive. Enjoy part 2 of our road trip episodes!
Listen along as we take a drive to Vegas. We stopped off in Barstow and called it a part one...that took four attempts to get through. ha. Enjoy! and as always thank you for listening. Tell your friends!
We basically talk about shows you should watch and reasons why. Also Happy Birthday Angie!
We visited the same bar as last week and then hit that same Carl's drive through and had the same Pumpkin Spice joint...and then we talked about relationships, Universal, food, and old people.
So we went to a bar and, as we tell the tale of the epic Douchebag we go off into side story after side story until we finally have a Harry Potter nerd off. This is one of the most fun episodes we've recorded. So thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy!
Making kids cry is sometimes awesome. But only when they're youre kids and its because they're extraordinarily happy. In this episode we sit in traffic and talk about shit. Thanks for listening to our show.
Fresh from celebrating a very special 18th birthday...We talk about a few different topics but of them, as the title would imply, Billionaires are dickweeds and we're not fans. Also, Krispy Kreme is overrated. Thanks for listening! Share with your friends!!
Well, this one went all the way the fuck off. We cover over saturation when it comes to media, White Privilege (again) baby mama drama and one REALLY inappropriate joke. (seriously Michelle almost pissed herself laughing.) Hang in there, its worth every last minute #thatswhatshesaid
Twice. We got off track and totally lost the thought twice. Recovered only once. But we still managed to talk a whole bunch about movies. Specifically US and Happy Death Day 2U. Be warned, many spoilers. Also drugs and other various malarkey. Thanks for listening to our show!
The word "Rack-tacular" was used. That alone is worth listening to this episode. Enjoy. Share with your friends. Thanks for listening.
A shorter episode this week...snuck away from birthday celebrations to knock out a quick one. 😂 Enjoy! and as always THANK YOU for listening.
We're back for a new year of more nonsense from your favorite pair of assholes. Hope you enjoy. Thank you for listening. This episode includes social media consequences and getting old. Tell your friends.
Post Jurassic World 2 viewing, [[SPOILER ALERT]] We talk about kids in the theater, other movies, a short decent into political madness, and...stuff. Thanks for listening.
**apparently portions of this episode while we are driving on the freeway are extremely distorted. We did not listen back before publishing this episode, beyond that we recorded for another 30 minutes beyond the distorted section. We plan to record another review of the movie. Thanks for your understanding during this difficult time. 😂😂😂****
TJ and I battle traffic, and the CHP on our journey to see Jurassic World 2 and bullshit along the way.
One year anniversary! We talk about our break: Tj's medical procedures, Michelle's life as a mom and girlfriend, movies, luck and other usual banter. Thanks for a year everyone!
Well, its been a few weeks. As we attempt to catch you up on the going ons of our lives we discuss movies we've seen, becoming an adult, tv shows, TJs pending surgery, and Michelles autocorrect failures.
Its a 40th Episode. Damn. This time we talk about dick injuries, wrestlemania, truth or dare, more white privilege and gun control...and probably some other shit. Also, Michelle is tired. Enjoy and thank you for listening.
Its been a couple of weeks and in that time life has really not changed a whole lot, yet, it has. Somehow we have become adults with routines and reasobable bedtimes. In this episode we attempt to catch up with all the going ons in our lives and the usual side banter youve come to know and (hopefully) love from us. Thanks for listening as always!
So TJ agreed Weed Whenever is a better route than Weed Wednesday because remembering to post on Wednesdays is too much to expect of someone who smokes marijuana. 😂 Enjoy the first of many Weed Whenevers. Probably not even going to number them. ha.
This episode we recorded at Wills place and as usual he was quite the chatterbox. But somehow we managed to talk about Breaking and Entering, Chicks that look like dudes,dating is bullshit, ghosting, and some other shit we can't even remember. Thanks for listening.
We should probably start calling this "Weed Whenever" because I cant seem to get into the habit of posting this shit on Wednesday. whatever. Enjoy the show!
In this week's episode we sorta explain why we missed last week. Then we talk about SUSHI, baby Lydia, white privilege, Get Out,talk-blocking at the Blue Room, and how our kids are going to change the world. Thanks for listening amd subscribing :)
It's a week late but whatever. Shit happens. Enjoy the 5th episode of Weed Wednesday. Thanks for listening!
Michelle got a new(er) car, we talk a bunch about guns, gun control, mass shootings and related topics. We paid a visit to the Blue Room and then close out the show asking our subscribers to leave us some feedback. Thanks for listening as always we appreciate you!
Seriously, this is 3 weeks in a row it's actually gone up on Wednesday! This episode discusses weed shelf life and uhhhhh.... stuff. (Can't remember... ooops, WEED!)
Cars sneaking into Michelle's house, Cat and The Mouse (Tom and Jerry), Valentine's Day douchery, restaurants getting your order wrong, and shrimp is the worst chicken TJ has ever had. Also random things we can't remember because....weed. 😂 Thanks for listening!
Day after TJ's birthday at Universal Studios Hollywood, California (Not Florida) brings you lots of talk about the fun we had celebrating the occasion. Then we talk about TJs lack of a gauge for male attractiveness, and kinda stayed on that and side topics related to it for the rest of the show. Hello to all of our new listeners! Thanks for listening, thank you for subscribing and don't be afraid to say hello!
Somehow I remembered to post this one today! Enjoy our second installment of Weed Wednesday! Thanks for listening!
We don't really give a shit about the super bowl, but it's super bowl Sunday. In this episode we talk about football, food, English is stupid, memories, of course movies, and other things that I can't quite remember because high As always thanks for listening! Thank you for subscribing! Leave us your comments and feedback.
Well, it's Thursday. This was intended to go up yesterday but, well, as you know by now... We smoke marijuana. TJ reminded me but I forgot anyway. As Afroman would say...I was gonna post the show, but then I got higggghhh. Oops. Anyway, we're gonna try to make this a semi regular thing. Hope you enjoy our first "Weed Wednesday" Thanks for listening!
Well co-host TJ, and Bubba called it a night so it's Angie, Will, Pete and The Princess Michelle wrapping up the Royal Rumble. Fun night, great show and all around good time for all involved. As always thanks for listening. We love you!
Will and Bubba join us for a quick bonus after a very exciting 2018 men's Royal Rumble. Still more to come after the women's Rumble. Thanks for listening!
This week we talked about the AVN awards and porn stars dying, dinner time, Apps listening to conversations, work, movies, Royal Rumble, WEED, meth, cocaine and other drugs, and stuff.
Times have changed seems to be a recurring theme in this episode, and throughout the show really. We talk about how science is cool, movies, Los Angeles pop culture, Trump fuckery, work ethic and other stuff. Thanks for listening! Leave us a comment, share with your friends!
Well well well...our dirty thirty episode (powered by blunt) is really just some more nonsense. Hawaiian fuckery, juvenile delinquency, kids, working to stay poor...and just a lot of stoney nonsense. Thanks for listening. Subscribe and share with your friends!
This weeks episode covers more nuclear shenanigans, Jumanji, ruined childhoods and legalized marijuana. Happy New Year and thanks for listening.
Last episode of the year...Happy New Year to our royal subjects! In our final 2017 episode we talk about TV shows on TruTV, car repossessions, guys named Chris, Real life crime, cops aren't all bad/good, don't drink and drive, marijuana legalization, fast food catering to stoners, and the eternal "I don't care, whatever you want." debacle couples have. Enjoy! and we'll "see" you next year!
As promised, it's our 2017 year end review. The things we loved, the things we hated and some in between. We really kind of focused on the first half of the year because you've heard how the second half has gone every week since June! Thanks for listening! and Happy Holidays!
We really didn't have much to talk about this week. More of the usual bullshit. Movies, TV, Bibleopoly, and other random topics. Thanks for listening.
California is ablaze, Lots of movie talk as well as political and social issues. Thanks again for listening! Keep watch for our upcoming 2017 year end review!
Just a bite sized episode this week in between birthday celebrations for Pierce's first birthday. Bubba and Will join us as we talk about pretty much whatever pops into our minds. Thanks for listening!
This week's episode recaps the week and weekend, including Thanksgiving and a classic casino story. More tv and less movies to talk about and various other topics.
We recorded a few extra minutes to make up for missing last week. TJ was sick and no one can afford a sick day anymore. We recap the happenings of the last two weeks. Movie and TV talk. Remakes and kids. As always thanks for listening. Leave us your feedback and comments and don't forget to tell your friends!
For our 21st episode we chat about movies, death, kids being dickheads, fast food, work and work ethic...(Chipotle East Pasadena sucks my balls -Michelle) Thanks for coming back! Sponsored By the Partnership for a Drug Free America...not really.
You know the deal. Random topics. Laughs. Boobs and Buttcheeks. As always thank you for listening, and subscribing!
The trouble continues! Both Michelle and TJ dealt with issues this week. Other topics include Michelle's birthday, douches in Metallica tshirts, music, celebrity crushes, social media and an expanded recap of last week's lost episode. As always thanks for listening!
So we had an hour recorded which disappeared before it could be uploaded. No idea what happened. But here's a quick 10 minute recap. Sorry. We dropped the ball. But ENJOY!
TJ is cursed, smoking weed (of course), cool parents, work gossip, being nice, and being not nice. We're back, needed a break to deal with life. Thanks for your patience and understanding. And thank you for listening. We appreciate you!
I hope everyone knows how much they matter to someone. WE want our listeners to know how much you mean to us. So that's why I wanted to take the time to let you know we are taking a break this week. We love you and appreciate you. Thanks for listening.
As per usual, we smoke and talk about whatever comes to mind. Topics this week include movies (again, duh) working lots, pending birthday celebrations and Universal trip, and "based on a true story" again. Welcome back!
A 3am recording for your auditory pleasure. Talking about work, traffic, hurricanes, A special call in from Mike, and other random topics. Thanks for listening.
For our Labor Day episode...Car trouble AGAIN, the hills are on fiiiiiiyyyahhh, Snapchat hilarity, comedy rap/white crime, Say It Isn't So/Game Of Thrones, Other movies and TV as usual, and other nonsense.
Couple of interruptions (Daredevil stunt from one of the kids, and cops) This damn heatwave, separating characters from actors, hanging out and doing nothing, more movies of course, and most importantly white people must be stopped.
The Princess gets a FasTrak transponder and leaves the peasants in her dust. Nikki Minaj is flawless, No Joker origin movie! Kid savagery and brutal honesty, and dumb pop star beef. Thanks for listening to our show!
Bubba joins us for the first 1/3rd of our show where we mostly bullshit and catch up our week and car troubles. Then we get into nuclear (NOT NUCULAR) annihilation, unnecessary gloating, nature sounds in the garage, the Prnicess' pathetic suitors, Trump Chicken, and Polyamory. Thanks for listening!
We basically recap our week beginning immediately after recording Episode 8. Tire troubles, the white card, really cool bands, fuckery at JITB, GIF wars on Twitter and most importantly #FSW 😂
Auto-correct morality, The Aquarium of The Pacific, TV and game shows, and ALSO ...we're Mormons. Thanks for listening! Please share your comments, subscribe and share our show!
We're back for another week and more randomness. Movies, Caillou is a dick, work, kids and how times have changed, and Jack in The Box advertising is genius. Welcome back!
In our third take of Episode 6 we talk about Idiot Test, recurring Godzilla vs King Kong debates, 47 Meters Down, and a douche canoe who bites off more than he can chew.
TJ's brother Bubba joins us for a short but sweet bonus episode. Check out our other episodes and subscribe!
We're back again for week five. Saying Fuck Star Wars (not really, we didn't even mention it!) Talking about movies, TV shows, and getting hit in the balls. Thanks for coming back!
Back for "A New Hope" talking about how South Park is awesome, parenthood, nostalgia, local news, BURBANK and other Randomness. Welcome back!
Guests Will, Ashley and Royce join us for the third installment. More movies and other bullshit. Thanks for coming back!
Six Flags, Kong: Skull Island, Jennifer's Body/Mean Girls...movies you might have missed and all the social media info you need to stalk the shit out of this show and it's hosts. Thanks for coming back!
As foretold, we present you with the first installment of our podcast for your enjoyment. Give us a listen. Tell us what you think.