The Eenyahs Show: Recent Episodes
Shayne Mawere
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Me and Hayley have a yarn about several things, starting off with very minor icks we have before we discuss love languages and why words of affirmation is the worst. We finish off with a discussion on why getting heartbroken is good. This is part 1 of 2 which is why the ending is real sudden. Sorry
After a long 7 week hiatus, we’re back (for now) with a halflength episode before the feet are found again. We have a fan favourite BC andwe start by catching up and chatting all things tinder including his failedshot with Sakimah. We then finish of by discussing a few clubbing things and amoral dilemma
(3:49); Tinder Bio
(10:45); Clubbing tactics
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Me, Lara and Chelsea have a lengthy chat starting off withdiscussing how girls pose for IG photos. Before Lara discusses her ick for dudeswhen they stutter. We discuss our long hatred for fringes again. Chelsea tellsus the one friend she doesn’t want as a pole bearer. Lara then tells the storyabout how she tried to scare robbers away before Chelsea tells the story abouther dad.
(1:49); All things icky
(20:49); Jezzine Carpark & Funeral rules
(45:52); Our top 10 things EVER
To make up for not dropping an episode 2 weeks because I cba, this is a short from next weeks episode as it was very long. Me and Lara discuss Chelsea's 19th Birthday because Chelsea genuinely didn't remember it. All this before (17:40); where Chelsea goes on a long rant about 'The Grass is Greener' festival and her horrible experience.
Me, Aryan, Holly and Kristen have a lovely dribble about afew topics. We start of wondering if we would date our partners after a carcrash. We then discuss what our preferred alcohol says about us with a lot ofside chat. We then discuss why guys should stop singing and using baby talk.The girls express their hate for all boy schools and their attire. All thiswhile Holly constantly disses her ex boyfriend. All of this While Holly consistentlydisses her ex
(8:13); Dating biggerpeople
(21:00); Preferred drinks
(43:30); Don’t wear Kmart Shoes
PSA: Sincethere was 6 of us, there is a lot of scenarios where there were multipleconversations and it becomes distorted but bare with me. Me, Nash, Jesse, Wayne,Komu, and MK have a late night chat. We start of by discussing the best itemsof clothing a girl can wear and we reach a verdict for our love of Nike Prosand White nailpolish. Wayne and Nash get controversial as to why the chase is abad concept. 2 of us find out we’re hitting on the same girl. We end on a serious note as to why we workhard.
(2:14);Goated outfits and meeting her parents
(33:39);Mixed Intentions
(1:00:26); Girlsshould pay on the date
(1:07:26);Sis come get your mans & Chasing bags
Me and Aryanhave a delightful yap about several things starting with ice breakers and howto handle social situations. We discuss the perfect friend group before gettinginto an interesting gab about if girl and guy bestfriends can actually work. Wethen dribble on about how EVERY girl has options so guys should do the same. Weend on chatting about what your uni degree says about you.
(4:35); Conversation starters
(14:25); What superpower would you have?
(19:29); Bad drunk habits
(23:31); Girl Bestfriends
(36:49); Warranted Cheated
(46:25); What your Uni degree says about you.
Me and Nash start of chatting about our wedding rules, our obsession with silk dresses. We then discuss why male strippers community is toxic. Have a short dribble about R&B mood setters before we justify why you shouldn’t post her. We yap on about why self confidence is more important than looks. Nash finishes off telling us the story about his worst heartbreak. It cuts off early as it got very NSFW.
(2:10);Simping:Pimping Ratio
(4:59);Wedding rules
(18:05); 30second silence
(21:21);AUX Challenge
(27:55);Posting her
(35:50);Finding a wife or girlfriend
(46:39); Heartbreaksand 808s
Me, Jesse and Wayne have a few hot takes in this eppy. We start by discussing why the guy bestfriend is your REAL competition. We dribble on about a previously discussed topic and breakdown why expensive restaurants are not the move. Creating your own scent and if marriage is worth the money. We then discuss cultural dating. Chicken and how food is the way to any black mans heart before we have a gab about city girls and living for the streets.
0:30 Why can’t girls have guy bestfriends
6:50 Marriage chit chat
14:35 Restaurant date night
28:20 Cologne and marriage chit chat
44:00 Culture
50:15 Chicken
1:02:10 Roster spots
Me, Chloe and the two Sarahs have a overdue catch up starting with their hangover cures. Sarah mentions how she was friendzoned twice before she ended up dating the same guy. She also mentions her love for one-handed steering wheel driving and opening car doors. We discuss why short people and fat people finish last. What guys should wear to town. We finish strong having a yarn about what makes toxic people more attractive and how soon you should meet after texting.
3:49 Hangover cures
8:31 Leaving the friendzone
16:56 Odd fetishes
40:03 Pick me girls
49:48 Why girls chase bad people
1:02:56 Leaving the talking stage
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Old time friend of the poddy BC and debutant Bink have avery unorthodox gab. We chat about the week coming up then start with the shortand sweet height vs weight. We try tell the difference between pretty,cute andhot before we discuss if we would let our daughters date guys like us. A livelydiscussion as to why none of us could go on double dates with each other. Weend all over the shop as it’s mainly Bink having a chat about ditching his exon their dates and why it failed… sorta. Bit of a messy structure because about40 minutes of NSFW chat had to be cut out
5:38 Height vs weight
9:23: Would you date YOU
18:22 Do double dates work?
32:16 Binks dating experience and getting away with cheating
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Me Brandon and Vincent talking about a few topics and yapping off topic
0:49 Tinder
3:36 Our worst jobs ever, and worst dream jobs
7:42 Waiting to be picked up afterschool
11:26 ATAR or non ATAR
12:44 Brisbane vs Townsville
18:37 Hottest employees
26:53 Perfect sandwich
30:05 Trying to plan a holiday
40:30. How to plan for senior year