Kawcast: Recent Episodes
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Mayo ass cracker. Mayo Pete https://archive.org/download/20200210_20200421/20200210.mp3
Still dont know what a bamba is. La Bamba https://archive.org/download/20200203_202004/20200203.mp3
Whop whop whop whop. Pacman Death Sound https://archive.org/download/20200127_202004/20200127.mp3
You know, c’mon, you know. Top Hole Club https://archive.org/download/20191210_202002/20191210.mp3
It’s for the kids Alien Abortion https://archive.org/download/20191202_202002/20191202.mp3
There was a better name but i forgot it. Downlow Elvis https://archive.org/download/20191125_20200120/20191125.mp3
Gotta keep em safe. Pubic Defender https://archive.org/download/20191118_202001/20191118.mp3
The exciting audio companion to our death nut challenge video. Deathnut video Don’t Forget to call 218-382-5286 with comment/complaints Death Nut https://archive.org/download/20191111_20191231/20191111.mp3
Attention!! The Kawcast will no longer write episode descriptions in third person. This time it’s the Mermaid Illuminati after us. Onek https://archive.org/download/20191028_201912/20191028.mp3
Hey Turds and Kawcettes, it’s time for funny! Joker Culture https://archive.org/download/20191021_201912/20191021.mp3
This time it’s Cody’s fault it’s late. Not Sir https://archive.org/download/20191014_201911/20191014.mp3
It’s Kc’s fault that luke is slow. Tussin https://archive.org/download/20191007_201911/20191007.mp3
It’s time to get spooky. Coughcast: Carrie https://archive.org/download/20191008_20191031/20191008.mp3
We put the pun in punkin! Start Young https://archive.org/download/20190930_20191023/20190930.mp3
Are your kids thwapping? Learn more about this frightening trend on the next Kawcast. Thwapping https://archive.org/download/20190923_20191020/20190923.mp3
Call in at 218-382-5286 with questions or comments Follow us(Luke) on twitter @Kawcast Spinoff https://archive.org/download/20190916_20191005/20190916.mp3
They are like the other one but robots. Robot Illuminati https://archive.org/download/20190903_20190914/20190903.mp3
This one is only partially about ninjas. Ninja War of 86 https://archive.org/download/20190826_201909/20190826.mp3
It’s all about soundtracks. ABBApocalypse https://archive.org/download/20190819_20190830/20190819.mp3
Conspiracy theories and conspiracy fact. Feld-Dog Was Right https://archive.org/download/20190812_20190819/20190812.mp3
This one is all parody songs. Meloncramps https://archive.org/download/20190805_20190814/20190805.mp3
How to get your 10,000 hours and tiny dick stories. Front Flaps https://archive.org/download/20190728_201908/20190728.mp3
this one is only burger king taco talk Beat Kicker https://archive.org/download/20190722_201908/20190722.mp3
The red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) is a bird of prey that breeds throughout most of North America. It is one of the most common members within the genus of Buteo in North America or worldwide. The red-tailed hawk is one of three species colloquially known in the United States as the “chickenhawk”, though it rarely […]
This one has a lot of groveling. All hail the overlords. Overlords https://archive.org/download/20190708_20190715/20190708.mp3
This one is about meth squirrels. Squirrel Nuts https://archive.org/download/20190701_20190710/20190701.mp3
Ep. 200: Herbs and Fingering Ep. 201: Inventions and Hall Passes Ep. 202: Deaf Shoutouts and The Worst Bit Ever Ep. 203: Hanging Left and Heart Defibrillator Ep. 204: Edge Lording Ep. 205: Grandmas Old Fashion Ep. 206: Frog Doctors Ep. 207: Pupcast Ep. 208: The Raptor Clipshow https://archive.org/download/20190624clipshow/20190624clipshow.mp3
This one is funny. With a special guest from Kill Tony! Chinsus https://archive.org/download/20190617_20190624/20190617.mp3
Justice Beaver gets advice from the Public Relation arm of Kawcast inc. Ladybug Overlords https://archive.org/download/20190610_20190618/20190610.mp3
We got Mentos so we say a bunch of messed up stuff. Fresh Maker https://archive.org/download/20190603_20190611/20190603.mp3
We did this one in a tornado. Tornado Pod https://archive.org/download/20190528_20190607/20190528.mp3
The Brand new Steampunk house now available! Sure it may not be environmentally friendly and maybe its a little loud but wait till you see the salamander nest. Never have wrinkled clothes again! Steampunk House https://archive.org/download/20190520_201906/20190520.mp3
It’s the one you’re thinking of with the devil but this time Ralph Macchio is dealing with the devil. Crossroads https://archive.org/download/20190513_20190526/20190513.mp3
Happy Birthday Cody! Dolphin Riders https://archive.org/download/20190506_20190521/20190506.mp3
Kc is doing a bit where he insisted on recording from the toilet, thats why it sounds weird. Cody and Luke had a great show anyway. Hot Pink Merkin https://archive.org/download/20190429_201905/20190429.mp3
No not that one. The End Game https://archive.org/download/20190422_201905/20190422.mp3
Think of the children. Coughcast: Reefer Madness https://archive.org/download/20190420/20190420.mp3
The truth is out there and He has a mustache. Were-Raptor https://archive.org/download/20190415_20190423/20190415.mp3
Once again the Kawcast has done it. Its for real… Devil Nurse https://archive.org/download/201904008/201904008.mp3
Its that time, the Kawcast is back in action and in your ear. The gang talks about Neapolitan ice cream and frog soaps. Call with comments: 218-382-5286 The Days Of Our Flies https://archive.org/download/20190401_20190407_2231/20190401.mp3
The pod has special guests They Watch Us From The Moon in to talk about their comic/band. With only minor interference we got a signal from the moon and talked about living in captivity, moon snacks and metal. Follow us and our moon friends on all social media and don’t forget to call the Kawcast […]
Religious food restrictions and how to market your chlorine gas attacks to a wider audience. Kc and Luke share their favorite coffee enema recipes. News for edge lords and more! Call 218-382-5286 to tell us what ya think. Smoke Bombs https://archive.org/download/20190318_20190325_2147/20190318.mp3
This episode the gang show you how the sauce is made. Dial the Kawcast request line at: 218-382-5286 or visit us at http://www.kawcast.com 4th Wall https://archive.org/download/20190311_20190320/20190311.mp3
The critically acclaimed third best podcast in Northeastern Kansas is back with their best episode yet! You will have to hear it to believe it. Call the Kawcast voice mail to sound off: 218-382-5286 HD Goblin https://archive.org/download/20190304_20190310/20190304.mp3
Glue gun based occupations and a recap of Furry Murder Squad. Like us on the internets and help us feel better about ourselves. Call the Kawcast movie line for times: 218-382-5286 Slapped Chicken https://archive.org/download/20190225_201903/20190225.mp3
The gang hides from the smiley face killers and deal with the success of episode 200. Hood passes are non transferable! Some musical selections from “Kc’s prolapsed anus”. The gang pledges their allegiance to whatever overlords take over after society collapses. Milk Bath https://archive.org/download/20190218_20190228/20190218.mp3
It’s finally here! The long awaited bicentepisode! Lube up your earhole and prepare for entry. Like us on social media to validate our meager existence or even better petition the podcast gods at itunes with praise and 5 stars. Improv King https://archive.org/download/20190210_20190219/20190210.mp3
Come lick the underbelly of comedy with the Kawcast! A brief history of the analingus high five and advise on how to not come off too stuck up for the hobo fire. Trialogue https://archive.org/download/20190204_20190214/20190204.mp3
Music, moans, belches and feltches. Things you shouldn’t name after hobbits and all the other dick jokes. Call 218-382-5286 with all comment and complaints. Anarchy https://archive.org/download/20190128_20190206/20190128.mp3
Something for everyone! It’s a hoot! Don’t forget to address all comments or complaints to 218-382-5286. Glazed Weiner Suspension https://ia601508.us.archive.org/29/items/20190121_20190129/20190121.mp3
The gang is back with some regular segments. What they agree on, what they don’t and Luke describes the best comedy set ever. Having a day job in hell and don’t forget to call 218-382-5286 with all complaints and concerns. Flaming Butthole https://archive.org/download/20190114_20190124/20190114.mp3
Florida Man is at it again and Luke makes his own weird reddit list. The gang discusses the worst place to hide a tortoise and the 2018 year end wrap up of things people got stuck in their orifices. Florida Man Strikes Again https://archive.org/download/20190107_20190114/20190107.mp3
The gang starts with a NPR intro and quickly descend into a drug induced madness. Somehow we sponsored a comic book, no for real. A real comic book. A robot cohost is introduced and the Kawcast voicemail line is introduced(218-382-5286). Address further complaints there. Jenema https://archive.org/download/20181231_20190108/20181231.mp3
The gang gets nerd talk out of the way up top then gets straight to poop talk. Old men on twitter and donkey on peacock action. Breakfast sandwich discussions and mediocre kitten metal. But most importantly all this weeks news in the rise of the robots, listen or be ground to sludge by their icy […]
The gang is back and sharing the X-mas spirit. What license plates are offensive and story of a meth head with her crap together. Morning talk show testicle exams and using grinder at 20,000 feet. Then they explain the real reason no one could eat romain and find their own Charles Manson. Triple X-mas again […]
The gang is back and definitely not phoning it in this week. They discuss higher learning and how comedy ages bad. The greatest story ever told about dinosaurs in the civil war era. Great xmas jewelry ideas and a story about Ann Rice. Confederate Dino https://archive.org/download/20181203_20181215/20181203.mp3
The gang celebrates the release of Beezow and gets a few updates from him. Boob sweaters and kittens and Takashi, basically the only news you need. Ballad of Beezow https://archive.org/download/20181126_20181210/20181126.mp3
The gang phones it in this time except for their stance on the freedom of the press. A debate ensues over the age old question ” can you have too many puppies?”. Skip to the last half for all breakfast talk. Candy Rapper https://archive.org/download/20181119_201812/20181119.mp3
The gang explains how not to lay a beaver to rest and how the NRA doesn’t care about black people. Waffle house news and a guide to saving money on coke. All this and more on the next Kawcast. Beaver Tail https://archive.org/download/20181112_20181126/20181112.mp3
Here at the Kawcast we heart lots of things. Kc makes everyone aware of metal poppy and some cousin fuckery. Ladle sippers are worse than double dippers. God is Doing It https://archive.org/download/20181105_20181118/20181105.mp3
Seasonal topics abound. May the Great Pumpkin bless you this autumnal season. This episode of the Kawcast is brought to you by the Foundation for a Better Bidet and the letter H. Punkin Seeds https://archive.org/download/20181029_20181115/20181029.mp3
The gang starts a new protest movement. We got mad woodfairy energy over here, come get some. Take It Back https://archive.org/download/20181022_201811/20181022.mp3
Its that time of year again and the gang at the Kawcast has a tale of horror and intrigue for you. Prepare to change your undies, because it’s getting spooky in here. Coughcast: Killer Clowns from Outer Space https://archive.org/download/20181021_20181029/20181021.mp3
Isaac Asimov’s “Three Laws of Sex Robotics” A sex robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A sex robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A sex robot must protect its own […]
Mountain goats reach sexual maturity at about 30 months. Nannies in a herd undergo synchronized estrus in late October through early December, at which time males and females participate in a mating ritual. Mature billies stare at nannies for long periods, dig rutting pits, and fight each other in showy (though occasionally dangerous) scuffles. Young billies sometimes try […]
Calling all Jan Micheal Vincents… #JMV https://archive.org/download/20181001_20181015/20181001.mp3
The Robogator is native to the post apocalyptic southern U.S. Having a diet consisting mostly of mutant humans and old Iphones it stalks the wastelands hiding amongst rubble and radioactive swampland searching for prey and smartphones. The mating habits of the north american robogator are somewhat unknown although they have been observed updating software when […]
Kawcast brand 100% Scorpion Powder (78% protein) These premium scorpions have been cooked, dried and blended into a fine powder. The powder can be added to any food, for example bread, cookies or even energy bars. Each can contains 10g scorpion powder made from approximately 20 scorpions. Scorpion powder contains 78% protein. It is also a good source of iron, […]
Are you tired of candidates who don’t share the same values as you, fat cats who club seals and preach Jedi dogma that does not represent your small town way of life. When you vote in November of next year remember “Gore Vader, for the future”. These are the only politicians that are committed to […]
Holy moly! It’s the Kawcast. They are bringing you the only podcast that reviews lego porn. Follow and subscribe for all lego porn related news Lego Porn https://archive.org/download/20180907_20180924/20180907.mp3
What is the Front Hole? Which hole is the front one? Why is it called that? Does it taste the same? Will my credits transfer? Your front or my front? Can you show me on a map? KAWK News answers the tough questions. Front Hole https://archive.org/download/20180827_201809/20180827.mp3
The gang discusses musical genius Sean Fury (no relation to Nick Fury). Sean isn’t afraid to tackle hard issues with his no nonsense approach to songwriting. In his seminal album ladies of color he addresses all the ladies no matter their color with ballads of love specifically designed for each lady of color. Feeling the […]
coulrophobia [kool-ruh–foh-bee-uh] noun an abnormal fear of clowns. Origin of coulrophobia 1980-85; coulro- (perhaps < Greek kolon limb; with sense of ‘stiltwalker’, hence ‘clown’) + -phobia Related forms-coul·ro·pho·bic, adjective, noun Coulrophobic Friends https://archive.org/download/20180816_201809/20180816.mp3
The national discussion on anal rights comes to the podcast. The show starts off with some sports talk and Trent reznor’s ska band. Luke explains snapchat hoes and dark web porn. 4Chan conspiracies and all the opinions you didn’t want. Anal Rights https://archive.org/download/20180806_20180828/20180806.mp3
The gang dissects a centaur and forgets to diagram any of it but the genitals. Afterward and completely unrelated they have a barbecue with suspiciously flavorful meat. A bunch of other stuff happened that was funny also. Find us wherever fine podcasts are sold. Centaur Autopsy https://archive.org/download/20180730_20180820/20180730.mp3
The gang immediately blows past euphemisms and get to the straight talk. Duck boats are scary and the fellas ignore fire safety. Kc finds himself at the center of a venn diagram of three specific fandoms. Naughty tweets and butthole tattoos. Don’t forget to like and share with your worst friends. Brown Eyed Tattoo https://archive.org/download/20180723_201808/20180723.mp3
Cody is back with presents and her presence. The episode was late cuz our sound guy named it wrong and is a dummy. We really need an intern. Is the blarney stone sanitary and are all castles the same? Luke concedes Archie is a big deal and riverdale might be a good show. Be prepared […]
While Cody is off being bourgeois in europe the fellas bro out and have a guest. The fellas ask how much mdma you can buy with 750 British pounds. Researchers need dick pics and Toronto cops can’t handle their weed. Omg is a hundred years old, Russia and Pluto are about the same size and […]
Luke follows though with a game idea and triggers everyone. Kc gives comic news and redactions. Redesigning the straw with twice the e coli and hot cops. Possum punchin, scandalous developers and immoral murals. Lil Compensation https://archive.org/download/20180701_20180716/20180701.mp3
Kc talks Comic-con adventure and the gang pics out face tattoos. Plot holes in Back to the Future and western themed sequels. Kids these days, star trek news and hotdog crimes. Cartoon Outrage https://archive.org/download/20180625_201807/20180625.mp3
Space is out in full force and the space meth-heads better watch out. Kc’s movie reviews and why you should never wink. How to build a wall from your enemies bones and how to be a kickass teacher. The gang dreams up a lil game and and does their weekly shaming of the deviant. Where […]
Spaghetti massacre and politics as usual. Watermelon ice cream and picnics with your sex doll. Sloth suits and awesome footwear. All the news that no one wants on the next Kawcast! Salesbro https://archive.org/download/20180604_201806/20180604.mp3
White guy sports matter and what footwear you need for them. The gang talks movies and what everybody’s least favorite superhero (Florida Man) is up to. Space age record players and Columbian bam bam on the next Kawcast. Zombie Alert https://archive.org/download/20180525_201806/20180525.mp3
The gang discusses getting worse sound quality and what an Irish bar mitzvah is. The possible nicknames for tiny terrorists and Kc makes a case for more guns in the home of republicans. Luke explains the Loss meme with stunning clarity. Garbled noises set the internet ablaze and bears in Kansas that aren’t the fun […]
Swamp thing in the news and goofy comic book stuff. The gang explores the pitch of farts and cat orchestras. Some honesty in advertising might sell boots and three old people talk about what music sucks. A game about harry potter and marvel comics give Kc a nerd boner. The gang gives Australia a 30 […]
Some stuff about super guys, inappropriately named energy drinks and Poppy drama. The gang provide unneeded commentary on Kanye and learns mummies are racist. Kc takes aim at a charlatan. The real conspiracy behind drug drop offs and so much more news you don’t want. Dont forget to subscribe to our bs and the podcast. […]
The gang finds out who owns the majority share of Mystery Inc. What’s up with muppet genitals and can a dinosaur puppet join the National Guard? Then an exploration of the deep web, even darker than the dark web, its like really scary. Like and subscribe or the puppy dies! Rock Wallaby https://ia601500.us.archive.org/12/items/20180430_20180510/20180430.mp3
The gang discusses how no business would sponsor them except maybe sex toy makers. Kc keeps us updated on Poppy news and bear sightings. They talk about all the weirdest dick in the animal kingdom. Why can’t we get emu hotwings and whether or not you can call a kid sasshole. Power gloves suck and […]
Weather and sports and other news you don’t need. All the best Bills ranked and salty talk about bacon buttholes. Racially offensive napkins and gore porn. The gang finds some words you’re not supposed to say and ponders two hundred fifty train cars worth of shit. Be sure to give us validation on social media […]
The gang discusses town names, Kangaroo junk and dog milk. After solving hunger in India, they listen to a good argument against teen moms. What is pizza dancing and is it ethical. They gang does a quick promo for a “reciprocating saw fister” tutorial. A politician demands our loyalty to Israel and the gang defends […]
The gang tries a new intro and talks about awesome dog tricks. What is super gonorrhea and how does its theme song go? Then a discussion of how Hollywood is full of fuckos and Canada has progressive butt sex legislation. Also a definitive definition of irony that is in no way convoluted. Don’t forget to […]
This is part two. You should know whats going on by now. What kind of person starts at part two? This is the Mannequin part, a movie that apparently wasn’t filmed at Woolworths. There seems to be a need for more words on this episode description so that is why this sentence is here and […]
It’s another edition of your favorite trope we call the coughcast. Where three asshole from the third best podcast in northeastern Kansas ruin a movie by talking through it. This time the gang tries a double feature for double the laughs at half the effort. You can’t go wrong with Dolph. First up “The Masters […]
The gang discusses Earthlings having the aim in the galaxy. Kc calls Luke a lack-about and tells everyone what reverse charades is. They brainstorm names for Lawrence furry convention and talk shop about tacos and cake pops. Come on down to the Kawcast for the definitive list of all things friable. Fried Butter https://archive.org/download/20180319_20180328/20180319.mp3
Luke ashamedly promotes his comedy. The never ending debate about SNL sucking or not. Questionable quotes from Billy Wiggledick and a Coughcast is planned. Tiny rappers, tiny mobsters and local porn. Man-o-Fist Destiny https://archive.org/download/20180312_20180320/20180312.mp3
The gang announces a special contest and has a big list of topics to plow through. Kc says nice things about Luke’s mom. This episode is late because our sound guy was chasing women and doing drugs. It is determined that no black panther face is acceptable and which Day was a good day. Cody […]
Much ado about movie capes and sauerkraut douches. Do dogs have brains according to jesus. Ceremonial refreshments and the governor’s official toilet cam. The gang discusses what not to put in your eye and how much to spend on a latex puppy suit. Hard Corn Porn https://archive.org/download/20180302_20180307/20180302.mp3
Here comes the porkchop express and a bunch of stereotypes. Hot off the presses, the gang provide commentary for a movie they have nothing to do with and no one wanted. So que up your VCR or laser disc and stap in for three assholes talking through a movie (a completely original idea). Coughcast: Big […]
God is dead and gender schmender. Kc asks some important questions about curling. Some guys from dubai stop by and some people have all the guns. Lots of Black Panther reviews and a rundown of Gator-man. Dino erotica and pregnant centaurs. 50 Shades of Brown https://archive.org/download/20180219_20180224/20180219.mp3
Two thirds of the podcast joins a cult and has glowing reviews. Kc drives crazy and luke does facebook best. Are anal probes in your future at the DMV? Could you be living on Earth 2 or maybe we are already martians. The gang does their best to cover all the news no one wants […]
The gang discusses the Venn diagram of different kinds of protesters. What we should and shouldn’t shoot in space and why you can’t make torpedoes out of light. Cody challenges all laws of physics and tell ya how to get free pickles. How bad does KU need a jet and bottom-less car washes. Kc […]
A brief discussion about parody songs ensues and everyone comes around the the idea of a BNFL. The gang talks of paraphernalia and who is cut out to be a drug lord. Comedy and the ins and outs of crime scene cleanup. Rx5 https://archive.org/download/20180129_201802/20180129.mp3
This episode is late because our worthless sound guy procrastinated all week. More than likely he was goofing around on the internet looking at tidepod pokemon porn and touching himself. That is also why the description sucks. I think they talked about some R&B guy who sucks at spelling. Genyouwhine https://archive.org/download/20180122_20180131/20180122.mp3
The gang discusses proper attire for elbow rubbing and how to play in a celebrity deathpool. The gang asks how much you should pay for a used semen tank and defines shitty dates. All that and a bag of chips on the next Kawcast. Rate and Subscribe for magical powers. Tide Pod Sexy People https://archive.org/download/20180115_20180123/20180115.mp3
Luke doesn’t care about movies unless its a porn parody, in which case the gang excels. The gang talks about porn “documentaries”. After listening to some sub par comedy they spice it up with some crowd warm up. How easy is it to die in Chi town and what’s it like when mom does porn. […]
The gang has a guest in to bring some good news stories from the year. An idea for #freethebrain is born. Learn how to raise your child after their parent dies with a few lies and a shit ton of money. Jazz kicks ass and so do dwarf prosecutors. Peppernuts and Jersey shore on the […]
The gang ponders who would win in a wrestling match? What’s a werebat and where do they hang out? The gang wastes a half hour on smores and even more with news coverage of an obscure board game championship. She-bop and drone guns on the next Kawcast! Wantsmobitch https://archive.org/download/20171226_201712/20171226.mp3
The gang discusses the failure of their crokinole video and how to identify with a wider audience. A plan is hatched for Some Harry Potter nonsense and accents are practiced. Cody is victim of a squirrel home invasion and Kc steals from the disabled. Eric Estrada, head transplants and answering “no” to every question. It’s […]
The gang talks about playing crokinole. Trump’s dad was a dick and the podcast still needs an intern, ladyboy or not. Luke is amazed the others don’t know about August Ames and they ask “what’s in your backyard?”. Plans to protest Mike Love are hatched and Luke suggest there is a form of hysteria that […]
The gang bring a lackluster performance and really phones it in. Ice Sprinting https://archive.org/download/20171204_201712/20171204.mp3
Luke and Cody do some comedy. The gang discusses the best way to harness electricity from plants and animals. Kc drops an easter egg and Cody professes her love for the real Captain America. The gang addresses to disturbing lack of cavewomen. They definitely don’t talk about Scientology or any other type of lava monster. […]
Kc reviews the Justice League movie and the gang goes over this weeks comedy. Luke’s comedy ego comes under fire and Kc teaches everyone a sexy dance. How to get into a club and what strarting is. A little merkin shopping and how much should you pay for Manson’s head tattoo. Poo Thang https://archive.org/download/20171120_20171126/20171120.mp3
The usual comedy shenanigans with a bomb from Cody for a change. Fast food portraits, rapefest 2017 and bath salts. Randomly Poled https://archive.org/download/20171113_20171118_2206/20171113.mp3
The gang records after some masochistic levels of hot sauce. Big news for the Kawcast as recording artists spam them and laughable adds them to there app. Luke plays his comedy in a segment newly entitled cheesy crackers. Fried chicken bath bombs and a survey of eyeball licking. Now with more breaks, its the Kawcast! […]
The gang has a special guest and stupid questions for him. Luke plays his epic comedy failure for everyone’s amusement. Be sure to check out pipecleanerpete.com for peters art. Chocolate hummus and Faraday cages. Dynamite Nap https://ia801509.us.archive.org/34/items/20171023_20171027/20171023.mp3
The gang starts out with some bad jokes and some comedy promotion. A long fought podcast war may come to a head with the other party becoming aware of it. The fellas shut up and let a woman crap on “me too”. X-mas memories and Cody schools everyone on the white trash tradition of an […]
Luke gets a bacon rimshot and and is way too proud of a eulogy. Kc and Cody reiterate their feelings from the vapervention or ” intervaption”. A breakfast meat disagreement leads to fist to cuffs. The gang discovers the most terrifying necklace ever. Some recipes from the semen bartender’s handbook are reviewed and an all […]
The gang argues over what a tobacco baron looks like and settles on colonel Sanders. Kc warns of the dangers of toying with androgyny and Luke schools them on friday the 13th the series. Luke notices a star trek fact that only 5 people get and Cody and Kc talk about how luke’s vaping has […]
The gang has a contest in an attempt to bribe friends into listening. You could be two ren fair tickets richer! Kawcast celebrate its very own special kind of “family”. Vagina flavored beer and being too high on a mountain. A product called Death Wish isn’t as healthy as you think and a drug collection […]
The gang rate local trailer parks from least to most stabby and which have the most diverse drug options. A studio rearrange and some comedy from conroys. Luke finds some hot jams to share with the gang and attempts to decide if a commercial is offensive. More ovipositor news, clowns on Lawrence streets and some […]
The Kawcast tells you where you can put your glitter and Luke tattles on a senator. Them crazy scientist don’t know nothin bout my nanos. You’ll find out what a pangopup is, a recipe for the perfect scotch egg, how often people look at dead people’s genitalia and how to turn a porta potty into […]
The gang has another studio audience and Luke brings some questionable energy supplements. Fascist furries and other things you can shove up your ass. The gang hatches a foolproof plan for taking over hell and some great black to school supplies. Things that baffle NASA and unethical life hacks. Grind Pouch https://ia801509.us.archive.org/14/items/20170904_201709/20170904.mp3
This week’s comedy is discussed and Luke takes a facebook timeout for bad behaviour. How to vacuum seal you loved ones for fun and profit. Luke and Cody explain the difference between corating and bunked. Luke get as many haberdashers out as he can at Kcs expense. All this and a rousing game of […]
The podcast hits a milestone of moderate tolerance from listeners. Eclipse news and fake elections for a fake alt left. The gang discovers at the end of most conspiracy theories is a basement dweller. The true reason we have confederate statues and juggalos on the march on the next Kawcast. Dumbdumb Baby Stupidhead https://ia801500.us.archive.org/27/items/20170821_201709/20170821.mp3
The gang talks about this week’s stand up at conroys. A homemade submarine story ends as expected. The gang discovers Cody’s knowledge of Denmark is roughly equal to Luke’s knowledge of the narwhale. Some cursory internet research reveals the rise of SkyNet. Squeezable bacon and your weekly nazi punch on the next Kawcast. Triple D […]
Kc asks the burning questions. How to smuggle eyeballs the creepy way and a new way to enjoy a ginger root. How to tell the difference between a witch trap and a job opportunity. Questionable birth control methods and a new set of letters to memorize. How the brits make mayonnaise curry and more! Necromantic […]
The gang has an audience and quickly drives them off, then revisits the debate over the biggest super hero junk. Luke tries to get #makeracistsincludeorange trending to no avail. They take guesses at what steve bannon is filled with, review latex bondage equipment and figure out MoMo isn’t a derogatory term. Kawcast Live! https://ia601508.us.archive.org/0/items/20170731_201708/20170731.mp3
The gang wonders what’s illegal about 3d printing a vagina canoe. The exciting world of home shock therapy. Kc announces joins the space law firm Legal Schmegal. The gang uncovers the female version of incels. Wordy headlines, Spider-Nanny and nihilist centaur giraffe llamas. Store Bought Food https://ia601501.us.archive.org/9/items/20170724_20170808/20170724.mp3
“If dildo nunchucks are criminal only criminals will have dildo nunchucks”. Kitten fishing isn’t as fun as it sounds. Overreaching government is at it again trying to stop R. Kelly from having sex cult. The gang courts sponsors and finds a case of the Kawcast predicting the future. The best recipe for a meat teddy […]
It’s the long anticipated return of the fan favorite Coughcast. The show where we at the Kawcast commentate on a movie that no one asked us to. In this episode we bring you the exciting and terrifying sequel to the Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz. So pull up a legally obtained copy of Return […]
Luke gets a diva entrance and Kc says watch spiderman or f-off and die. Smart people hate everyone and skim over articles. How to ruin a deli kitchen and what cuts of pork are best to snuggle. Cody spots an illuminati plot to hypnotize Kawcast listeners. Full coverage of ovipositor news that no other podcast […]
The gang questions the logistics of a canadian cannibal gay pornstar wedding. Weird dreams and tweaker blogs. The gang issues a clear warning of imminent crow attacks and examines how a felatio cafe would work. All this and more on the next Kawcast. Sparklepuss https://ia801500.us.archive.org/1/items/20170703_201707/20170703.mp3
The gang is back and they discuss Luke bombing and famous comedians that suck. How not to use a belt sander and other stories no one wants to hear. Cody climbs a mountain of pancake mix for work and more on the next Kawcast. Plenty? https://ia601507.us.archive.org/24/items/20170626_201707/20170626.mp3
The triumphant return of Cody brings talk of tag team wrestling matches. After some quick vocal exercises Luke describes a runaway toddler rescue. Luke does jokes in a bar with a mic. Stories of Branson and hot sauce on the next Kawcast. Cody brings the Heat https://ia801507.us.archive.org/6/items/201700619/201700619.mp3
Robo-tentacles and lava sharks. Assault rifles and unpaid bills in local news. Is the moon an electric potato? Find out on the next Kawcast. Electric Potatoe https://ia601506.us.archive.org/2/items/20170612_201706/20170612.mp3
The gang gets all fired up about stuff. Why you shouldn’t settle for a back ally alien abduction and must have children’s books. All this and so much more on the next Kawcast. Fired Up https://ia601506.us.archive.org/11/items/20170605_201706/20170605.mp3
Mango-candle flavored fizzy water, Mad Russians in Mexico, the sugar content of sports beans, Luke’s illegitimate brain children, the geography of Pound World, and much much more! Pound Town https://ia801503.us.archive.org/34/items/20170529_20170610/20170529.mp3
With the prescribed amount of cats and star trek out of the way, Quantum leap questions are answered. Snow Eggs are dumb and so is molecular gastronomy. Cody implements a system of checks and balances on the kawcast. Ma’am clearly your baby is haunted. Didgeridon’t https://ia801501.us.archive.org/32/items/20170522_201706/20170522.mp3
All that is interesting about the odd fellows. A list of songs appropriate for weddings or murders. How to open your third nostril and much more on the next Kawcast. We’ll do it live https://ia801501.us.archive.org/28/items/20170515_20170529/20170515.mp3
Kc doesn’t like change and the state of college journalism is in peril. The gang learns about how to find a date if you’re a lonely sea captain or have a beard. A rock climbing wall made of genitals and the finer points of bbq all on the next Kawcast. Taco Bouquet https://ia801506.us.archive.org/25/items/20170508_20170522/20170508.mp3
The gang discusses uniforms for the alt left and the ins and outs of sex magic. Futuristic brain zapping technology and the latin names in the fuckboy genus. Mind Zapper https://ia601503.us.archive.org/10/items/20170501_20170514/20170501.mp3