Your favorite nearly annual podcast is back with an episode on the RTS game, Age of Mythology. What have we been playing this year. How did we go a year without recording this? What strange new project do Geremy and Tyler try to launch mid episode despite not having time to record this podcast more than once a year? Tune in to find out!
Hey we’re back for the first time in… wow has it really been 5 months? Um… anyway ignore how long its been! We’re back with the second N64 Zelda title Majora’s Mask. Is it underrated? Is is overrated? Is it simply rated? What 90s cartoon is it strangely similar too? And how do we not mention the giant moon with a face on it coming to cause 4th impact until the end of the episode?
Guess which host beat this game before we talk about it! The answer may surprise you. Guess which host had a secret life as a parkour building climber prior to podcasting. The answer will not surprise you at all.
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Hey, the new episode of the podcast is out! If you want to listen, all you have to do is get a glowbo, give it to mumbo, wait in his house a while as he goes out and stands on a pad to cast the “Ipod” spell, then comes back to sit down. Then you have to split into Banjo and Kazooie, and have Banjo go download it. Then have Kazooie use the “Glide” ability, to get to the play button! Then all you have to do is rejoin them, find another Glowbo, and give it to Humba Wumba so you can transform into a pair of headphones, and you’re good to go! Simple.
Last Time on Video Games returns, with the NES classic, Dragon Quest III! What did the trio’s parties consist of? How many Dragon Ball jokes did they make? And did any of them bother to continue their quest after they got to the part where you can play Fortune Street?
Hey, it’s 2022 and this podcast isn’t dead! Just dying. A slow, violent death at the bottom of the sea. But, according to the guy on our radio, if we inject ourselves with enough strange syringes, we might just survive! Would you kindly give us a listen and help us last just a bit longer?
2021 has come to a close, and its time for us to talk about all the media we consumed. What Netflix adaptation of an anime comes up a surprising amount? What video game did Kevin play all year? And how many light novels did we read? You’ll have to listen to find out!
This week Last Time on Video Games is on trial… for murder! And only one lawyer can possibly get them off! But will that make them review his game any more favorably? The answer may surprise you.
Devils always cry thrice right? Especially when the third game in their series is secretly a prequel! We finally wrap up the Devil May Cry trilogy with Geremy’s favorite game in the franchise. Does it live up to the hype? How does it compare to Dark Souls? And is it as cool as we all remember. No it’s not, but listen even though I already answered the question!
It’s finally time for the Xth entry in everyone’s favorite franchise! This is the one where they go to space and kill all the space marines! Geremy loves it! Zach hates it! Tyler attempts neutrality! Check it out!
Prepare to listen, because this week we have a long one! We finally played this new Dark Souls game the kids are talking about, and turns out, it might actually be good? Geremy has a story about it! Plus, lots more talk about Final Fantasy XIV, you don’t want to miss that do you?
Man, what do I even put here again? Last Time on Video Games is back! And they’re playing a Mega Man game. But not one of those platformers, no. Remember in the 2000s when Capcom decided Mega Man should be an internet program that fought other internet programs? If not, you can hear all about it!
Could it be? The long awaited return of Last Time on Videogames? No it couldn’t, not with the pandemic still raging. It is time for our Christmas tradition though of reviewing various media the various hosts consumed in the past year through use of superlatives. This was definitely recorded at Christmas, and if it comes out in 2021, the only explanation is weird time vortexes. The only explanation.
Show Notes
(03:00) Zach’s been playing LoL, and looking forward to some Euphemia.
(04:30) That random thing Tyler was talking about from Magical Girl Ore
(15:45) Tyler’s been playing a lot of things, but most notably Medieval Dynasty.
(30:00) Geremy’s also playing LoL?!
(32:00) Diving into CoD 4. We spend a LONG time talking about it, but we do a pretty thorough breakdown.
(1:00:00) Finally, onto the multiplayer! Thoughts on tactical knives, anyone?
(1:12:00) Ranking this behemoth.
Next time on Last Time, Mega Man Battle Network 2!
Kept you waiting huh? After more of a delay than we expected, we’re finally here to talk about Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty. It’s got all your favorites, like Solid Snake… who dies one hour into the game… but it’s got Raiden right? And Fatman. People like him. And that nice Mr. Ocelot fellow. Listen and here what we have to say about one of video game’s true cult classics.
This week, we take a nice, long vacation to Miami. There’s no current events reason we shouldn’t go there right now right? Well even if there was, we’re not going to current Miami. We’re going to the Miami of the nebulous 80s, to sell Cocaine, and get yelled at by weird stereotypical caricatures of men. And we’re all out of Cocaine. GTA III Vice City.
Aaahhhh after 7 years I’m free! It’s time to save the Earth! Gannon, Link has escaped. Recruit a team of 3 podcast hosts to talk about Ocarina of Time for an hour. I’m pretty sure that’s never been done before.
After far, far too long a break, it’s here. This one’s about Final Fantasy VII. One of the most beloved games of all time. Hopefully, we don’t make anyone hate us with this one, enjoy.
Ah…. after threeish months I’m free! It’s time to do a podcast! What were we supposed to talk about next? Final Fantasy 7 Remake? I’m pretty sure that was it. That and all the other stuff we’ve been playing and watching while we weren’t podcasting! If there was something else we were supposed to be playing, I’m sure we’ll get to it next week!
2:00 We all played the Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo!
16:45 Zach has been playing Soul Calibar VI, Civilization VI and Battletech.
27:00 Tyler has been playing Smash Ultimate and The Outer Worlds
36:00 Geremy has been playing Slay the Spire, Dragon Ball FighterZ, Nier Automota and World of Warcraft Classic.
42:15 The Assignment, Chip ‘n Dale
52:00 Ranking Rangers
2:30 Zach has been playing Sentinals of the Multiverse, Mortal Kombat X, Rainbow Six Siege, Monster Hunter World, Mutant Football League and Super Robot Wars J.
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11:00 Tyler has been playing 7 Days to Die, Tales of Breseria, Slay the Spire and Ultimate Chicken Horse.
19:00 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts 3 and Nier Automata.
27:45 The Assignment Warcraft II
3:00 Zach has been playing Monster Hunter World, Rainbow Six Siege, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Gundam Crossrays
18:30 Tyler has been playing Smash Ultimate, Subnautica, Mana Spark, 7 Days to Die, Nidhog,
29:45 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts Re:Mind and Civilization VI.
40:00 The Assignment Mario Pinball Land
46:00 Rank that silver ball
2:30 Zach has been playing Rainbow 6 Siege, SD Gundam Generation Cross Rays, Monster Hunter World: Iceborn and Risk of Rain 2.
25:45 Tyler has been playing Slay the Spire, The Long Dark, Pokemon Shield, Subnautica: Below Zero, Civiliation VI
38:00 Geremy has been playing Hitman 2016 and The Manga Works
48:00 Freddy Farkus Frontier Pharmacist, which was the assignment.
55:45 Ranking Drugs.
It’s 2020, and we’re spending this episode of Last Time on Video Games talking about what we did in 2020. Kevin joins us to talk about the Video Games and Board Games we played in 2019, the manga we read, and the anime we watched! Don’t miss it.
2:00 Zach has been playing Hearts of Iron IV Pony Mod, Rainbow Six Siege and MWO.
13:00 Tyler has been playing Dragon Ball FighterZ, Pokemon Shield, Tales of Berseria, One Punch (no relation) and Smash U.
20:00 Geremy has been playing Pokemon Shield and SD Gundam Generations Cross Rays.
29:30 The Assignment: Stunt Race FX
1:00 Tyler has been playing Pokemon Shield, The Long Dark, Tales of Berseria, Rainbow Six Siege, Super Smash Bros. U and Orna
9:00 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, Pokemon Sword and Rainbow Six Siege.
23:00 Geremy has been playing Civilization V and Pokemon Shield.
24:00 The Assignment: Guilty Gear
32:00 Ranking with the guilt.
3:30 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, Rainbow Six Siege and Civilization V,
19:00 Tyler is playing Pokemon Uranium, Orna, and Tales of Berseria
24:00 Just Civilization V.
25:05 The Assignment: Star Fox!
36:30 Ranking Fox.
3:00 Zach has been playing Hearts of Iron IV, League of Legends andWarhammer Combat Cards.
20:25 Tyler has been playing RLCraft, Space Engineers, The Long Dark and Pokemon Uranium.
33:00 Geremy has been playing Civ V
38:00 The Assignment, Phantasmagoria.
2:45 Zach has been playing Star Craft 2, World of Warships, Civiliations V, League of Legends, and Code Vein.
23:00 Tyler has been playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, Crosscode, Dead by Daylight, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening HD, and Celeste.
38:00 Geremy has been playing Fire Embelm Conquest.
45:00 The assignment: Night Trap
60:00 Trap rating.
4:00 Lindsey Elis’ excellent video on Transformers and feminism.
5:00 Tyler has been playing Celeste, Kirby Super Clash, Cross Code Link’s Awakening, Monster Hunter World, and CS GO.
19:00 Geremy has been playing Fire Emblem: Conquest, Yu-Hi-Oh on Switch and building Warhammer 40K minis.
24:30 Zach has been playing Warhammer 40K, Monster Hunter World, Star Craft 2, Super Robot Wars V and Dawn of War 2
35:00 Geremy forgot he played Gal Gun 2 and Tyler forgot he played Crawl.
39:00 The Assignment, Heroes of Might and Magic.
53:30 Rating the might of magic.
You know what the kids like these days? Guns! And Steven Blum! And World War II. Not to mention, endlessly respawning enemies, and long, actually very well done boot camp scenes. Get all that together, and maybe around the 4th game in your franchise, you’ll strike pure gold. But for now, we’re going back to take a look at the original Call of Duty.
2:45 Special Guest Kevin has been playing Baten Kaitos.
6:15 Zach has been playing Fire Emblem Three Houses, Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution, Mech Warrior Online and World of Warships.
16:15 Tyler has been playing Breath of the Wild, Tales of Berseria and Celeste.
21:15 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts III and Fire Emblem 3 Houses.
44:00 The Assignment: Toki Tori
50:00 Bird Ranking
3:30 Zach has been playing MWO and Fire Emblem 3 Houses
18:00 Tyler has been playing Super Smash Bros. U, Breath of the Wild, The Long Dark, Teppin,
27:15 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Kingdom Hearts: Union X and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep 0.2 Fragmatory Passage. There may be a theme.
39:00 The Assignment: Jazz Jackrabbit
53:15 Ranking Roadkill
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2:30 Zach has been playing Battletech,
13:00 Geremy has been playing Kindgom Hearts: Re:Coded and The World Ends with You.
24:30 Tyler has been playing Splatoon, The Long Dark, Counterstrike GO, Payday 2, Breath of the Wild and The Witness.
39:00 The Assignment: Fallout Tactics
47:00 Ranking.
2:45 Zach has been playing MWO, Rainbow Six Siege, Darkest Dungeon, SNK Heroines, Super Smash Brothers U, Wasteland 2,
23:00 Tyler Finished Earthbound and has been playing Smash Bros. U, Teppen, Moonlighter,
31:30 Geremy has been playing Stardew Valley with friends and Kingdom Hearts RE:Coded.
42:00 The Assignment: Mighty Final Fight
48:00 Ranking the Might
5:30 Zach has been playing Pathfinder Kingmaker and Mech Warrior Online.
13:00 Tyler has been playing Moonlighter,
21:30 The Assignment Tomb Raider
38:00 Ranking stolen treasure.
3:00 We talk about E3 for 20 minutes!
22:00 Zach has been playing Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine, Mech Warrior Online, Battletech: Urban Warfare Monster Hunter World and Fire Emblem Fates.
28:00 Tyler has been playing Stranded Deep, Payday 2, Lovers in a Dangerous Space Time and The Last of Us.
40:00 Geremy finished Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep and loves Earthbound.
42:00 The Assignment: Earthbound
1:18:45 Ranking 4 kids. Not 4 Kids Entertainment though.
5:30 Zach has been playing Super Dragon Ball Heroes, Darkest Dungeon, Monster Hunter World,
14:00 Unfortunately, the Gotham City Chronicles Season 2 Kickstarter was very brief, and both started and ended between recording and posting the episode.
15:30 Tyler has been playing Slay the Spire, Breath of the Wild, Dungeon Cards and Tinker Island.
23:00 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
38:00 The assignment: Devil May Cry 2
55:45 Ranking Devil Tears.
2:15 Zach has been playing Super Dragon Ball Heroes, Raft (with Tyler and Geremy) and some board games.
27:40 Tyler has been playing an escape room card game called Unlock, Tokyo 42 and Ultimate Chicken Horse (With Zach).
32:15 Geremy has been playing Devil May Cry 5.
42:30 The Assignments: Tetris and Dr. Mario
49:15 We solve the ranking puzzle.
1:45 Zach has been playing Mordheim, Overwatch and Mech Warrior Online.
17:45 Tyler has been playing Slay the Spire, Enter the Gungeon, Breath of the Wild and FTL.
26:00 Geremy Has been playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days.
30:30 The Assignment: Warcraft: Orcs & Humans
44:30 Ranking: Games & List
4:00 Tyler has been playing Resident Evil 2make, FTL, Slay the Spire, Randomized Pokemon Blue, Super Robot Wars T and Spellbreak.
12:30 The Podcast Tyler was talking about was indeed Hardcore History.
22:45 Zach has been playing Super Robot Wars T, Persona 5 andMech Warrior Online.
41:50 Geremy has been playing Super Robot Wars T and The RWBY Deck Building Game.
47:00 The Assignment, Mega Man 5
1:08:00 Ranking Man 5.
2:15: Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, League of Legends and Super Robot Wars T.
16:00 Geremy has also been playing Super Robot Wars T.
19:30 Tyler finished Assassin’s Creed Odyssey and Super Smash Bros Ultimate
26:30 Back to Super Robot Wars, here’s Spike’s Attacks
31:30 The Assignment: Sonic 3.
44:00 Gotta Rank Fast
3:30 Zach has been playing Tokyo Mirage Sessions and Mech Warrior Online.
17:30 Tyler has been playing Smash Ultimate and Pokemon Let’s Go Eevee.
25:00 Geremy has been playing 358/2 Days.
30:00 Tyler has been playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey,
34:00 The Assignment: Sega Bass Fishing
41:45 Ranking the quality of fish.
5:30 Zach has been playing Devil May Cry 5 and Mech Warrior Online and Dead or Alive 6.
21:30 Tyler has been playing fix Tyler’s computer, The Long Dark and Ultimate Chicken Horse.
29:30 Geremy continues to play Kingdom Hearts 2 and Star Fox 64
37:30 The Assignment: Shadow of the Ninja
46:30 Unanimous Ranking
3:15 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultimate Chicken Horse and not Left Alive, Dead or Alive 6, Devil May Cry 5, Sekiro or Super Robot Wars T.
12:05 Tyler has been playing The Long Dark, Enter the Gungeon
22:00 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
33:00 The Assignment: Wing Commander.
44:00 Ranking Commander
Next Time on Last Time: Shadow of the Ninja
2:00 Zach has been playing Ogre Battle 64, Resident Evil 2, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Mech Warrior Online and Jump Force
11:45 Glover from Jump Force. He looks like more of a nerd without the glasses.
15:30 Tyler has been playing Helldivers, Overcooked 2 and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
22:45 Geremy has been playing Kingdom Hearts, Let’s Go Pikachu and Kingdom Hearts: Re Chain of Memory.
32:00 The Assignment: Max Payne
45:00 Ranking how much Pain we feel.
In what I think is one of our best episodes ever, we talk about that weird time that Square and Disney thought a crossover between Final Fantasy and…. all of Disney made sense. Cloud vs Hercules. Squal vs Peter Pan. Moogles vs. Pooh. None of these will be answered.
2:00 Zach has been playing Dungeons 3, Super Robot Wars X, Mutant Football League and Dragon Ball FighterZ.
15:00 Tyler has been playing Assassin’s Creed Odessy, Smash Ultimate and Identity V.
25:00 Geremy has been playing Let’s Go Pikachu and Battletech
30:00 Tyler has also been playing spellbreak.
32:30 The Assignment: The Adventures of Lolo
44:00 Will we have a new game at the bottom of our ranking list?
7:15 Zach and Geremy have been playing Battletech.
28:00 Zach has also been playing Dungeons 3
33:00 Tyler has been playing Assassin’s Creed Odessy and Identity.
42:00 The Assignment Fire Embelm: The Sacred Stones.
57:00 Stone Ranking
2:45 A Super Important announcement about the future of Last Time on Video Games
5:00 Zach Ha been playing Mech Warrior Online, Battletech and he finished Hacker’s Memory.
10:30 Tyler has been playing Smash Ultimate, Assassins Creed Odysesy, finished Final Fantasy XV, Let’s Go Eevee, and Pokemon Randomizer
18:40 After many, man attempts, my dog Teddy finally appears on the podcast in a form I can’t edit out.
28:30 Geremy Has been playing Smash Ultimate and Let’ Go Pikachu.
30:30 The Assignment, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell
47:30 Ranking how sneaky you are.
1:00 Zach has been playing War Thunder, Mech Warrior Online and Battletech. Shocking.
9:30 Tyler and Geremy have been playing a lot of Smash Ultimate. But first more on Final Fantasy XV and Noctis’s sweet beard.
30:00 The Assignment Asuper Earth Defense Force
42:30 Ranking Defense Forces
1:30 Find out all you need to know about All You Need is Kill on Jump Start Weekly!
4:00 Zach has been playing War Thunder and Battlefield V
21:00 Tyler and Geremy have been playing Pokemon: Let’s Go Eevee and Pikachu respectively.
43:30 Tyler’s been playing Board Games on his phone, including Splendor, Abalone and Final Fantasy XV
50:00 The Assignment Hitman Codename 47
1:03:00 Assassin ranking
1:45 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online.
4:15 Starbreeze studios was apparently raided by interpol.
5:30 Zach has also been playing the new Battletech expansion: Flashpoint and Overwatch
13:30 Tyler has been playing the Final Fantasy XV end game and Identity V
24:00 Pretty Salian’s Adventures one of the DLC levels from Super Robot Wars X
29:00 Spiders-Man, Spiders-Man, does what a bunch of spiders can.
33:30 Geremy has been playing Overwatch and Let’s Go Pikachu!
36:30 The Assignment, Uforia: The Saga
47:00 Ranking Bliss. And also This
1:45 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, Mutant League Football and Super Robot Wars X
8:30 Tyler Has been playing Identity V, Final Fantasy XV, and a preponderance of board games.
15:30 Hey Ash Whatcha playing?
25:30 Geremy has been playing Octopath Traveler,
34:00 The Assignment, Bonks Revenge
41:00 Revenge of the Ranking
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2:00 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online and watch lots of anime.
7:45 Tyler has been playing Final Fantasy XV and Super Smash Bros 4.
16:30 Geremy has been playing One’s Justice, Super Mario Party and Octopath Traveler.
26:00 The Assignment Soulcalibur
41:00 Sword Ranking
2:00 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior Online, Left 4 Dead 2, Cod Blops 4 and Soul Caliber VI.
10:45 Zazalamel’s Super
21:00 Tyler has been playing Nidhog, Final Fantasy XV, Friday the 13th and Identity V
27:00 Geremy has been playing Marvel’s Spider-Man, My Hero Academia One’s Justice.
36:00 The Assignment: Brawl Brothers
43:15 Super Ranking Brothers!
1:45 Zach has been playing Hacker’s Memory, Battletech, Mech Warrior Online and Dead by Daylight
9:45 The Stream of us (But not Geremy) playing Dead by Daylight
14:15 Tyler has been playing Enter the Gungeon, Dead Cells and Final Fantasy XV
22:00 Geremy is playing Marvel’s Spider-Man
28:30 The Assignment, Super Ghouls N’ Ghosts. Also Kieth David absolutely voiced Goliath on Gargyoles.
45:30 Ghooost ranking.
3:10 The Mastemon Cutscene from the first Cyber Slueth game. Less fan servicy and more just awkward, but still.
3:15 Zach has been Playing Digimon Cyber Sleuth Story: Hacker’s Memory, League of Legends and Resident Evil 4.
11:00 Geremy has been playing Marvel’s Spider-Man
24:30 Tyler has been playing Final Fantasy XV
39:30 The Assignment, Rayman Advance
51:30 Ray Rank
Next Time on Last Time: Super Ghouls n’ Ghosts
0:00 Sorry for the quality.
2:00 Zach has been playing Monster Hunter World, Mech Warrior Online, and FTL.
10:30 Tyler has been playing Enter the Gungeon, Dead Cells and Super Mario Party.
18:15 Geremy has a new Podcast, Jump Start Weekly he keeps shoving down everyone’s throat. Also he’s been playing Monster Hunter World and Marvel’s Spider-Man.
26:30 The Assignment: Twisted Metal Black
39:00 Ranking Black
Next Time on Last Time: Rayman Legends
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4:00 American Express is in fact, still a company. Don’t you want to listen to the episode and figure out why that’s relevant!?
5:45 Super Robot Wars X came out on April 26 2018
15:00 Tyler played Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective. It’s Geee-rate!
17:00 I’m Sorry
21:00 The Assignment: Star Wars Shadow of the Empire
37:30 Shadow ranking
Next Time on Last Time: Twisted Metal: Black. For real this time.
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1:00 The character’s name is Kiddie Kong, but its Dinkie Kong in Japan which ftis the D theme.
10:00 We’re launching a new podcast! Jump Start Weekly is a weekly podcast all about manga! You can listen to the zero episode here and be sure to check out Lastpodcasts.com on Saturday for our first episode, featuring Dragon Ball Vol.1 by Akira Toriama.
20:00 The picture of Jim Carry was revealed later to be fake.
31:00 Kevin’s been playing Abzu. Here’s a speedrun!
32:00 The Assignment: Donkey Kong Land.
41:30 Ranking Bananas
Next Time on Last Time: System Shock
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3:30 My Hero One’s Justice is coming soon!
7:00 A Crap Guide to Monster Hunter. A funny series of videos worth a look if you’re on the fence about picking the game up.
23:45 The assignment: Mega Man X3
44:15 XXX Ranking
Next Time on Last Time: Donkey Kong Land
5:00 Zach was on Youtuber Critical Rocket’s stream being a general nuisance.
9:00 Turkey booties are completely aesthetic.
28:00 The Assignment: Red Faction
36:00 Red Ranking Rum
(01:00) Talking about movies that were coming out when we recorded this! Rampage wasn't quite as bad as expected.
(02:45) Ice arrows.
(09:00) Months and mythology! Don’t say we’re never educational.
(11:00) I’m not sure which game Zach was talking about, but this did come out in 2018. Also, Indivisible!
(18:00) Still relevant after all this time, Your Name is great, go watch it.
(23:00) Some definitely not nsfw Rooster Teeth and Resi.
(27:00) Yup.
(37:00) Definitely pretty globed.
(40:30) Ranking through times.
Next Time on Last Time, F-Zero X!
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Have you ever fought on the street once? What about twice? Did it feel like your final fight? Or are you just a school girl who wants to imitate your idol? If any or all of these apply to you, you're invited to the second installment of the Street Fighter II sequel series, Alpha 2!
4:15 Zach has been playing Mech Warrior online, including some matches with streamer Critical Rocket.
18:30 The assignment, Yoshi’s Island. We don’t have a lot we’ve been playing to talk about this week!
32:00 Zach is correct, you can beat Naval Piranah in one shot.
0:00 Chris rejoins us!
4:00 If I’d known that Natasha Kerensky had achieved the rank of Khan I’d have gone with a Star Trek II joke instead.
16:30 A Magical High School girl, available on Steam and Switch, though neither Geremy or Tyler recommend it.
22:30 The Assignment: Stonekeep. Watch this brilliant opening.
37:00 Castle Ranking
1:00 Special Guest Chris joins us!
11:00 What do you think of our new website? Send an email to ltovg@lasttimeonvideogames.com to tell us. And if for some reason you havn’t, check out our new other podcast, It’s a Gundam!
21:00 Chris has been playing cool shooter Rainbow 6 Siege, and Monster Hunter wannabe Dauntless.
22:00 We interrupt Chris’s perfectly reasonable list of played games with a word from TSM’s sponsors.
24:00 Back to Chris, who’s also been playing the psuedo-battle royal Hunt Showdown and the more comedic Guild of Dungeoneering
36:00 The Assignemnt Warcraft III
1:00:15 Ranking the Warchief
1:07:00 A random Youtube video is referenced
Like so many action heroes in the 90s, Ryu finds himself with another acute case of kidnapped girlfriend. Because of secret ninja things, he can't just call the cops, so he sets out to rescue her himself. Also, there's something about an enchanted sword? I dunno? Follow our shozoku-clad friend as he explores Dracula's- I mean the city. That the evil warlord is in. With legally distinct subweapon mechanics!
There once was a gallant prince. Handsome, charming, and possessed of amazing acrobatic abilities, he saved the day and won the heart of the princess. Wait, no, that's too trite. Let's try again. There once was a prince. Wanting to prove that he was gallant, he made a grave error. This led to him doing some really cool parkour fighting and having witty banter while trying to defeat Ja... the evil vizier. Also, time daggers.
You know what the world needs? More "stairs". We're back with the second installment of the beloved Dragon Questior franchise, now featuring party members! Step, once more, into a somewhat generic plot, and follow our inexplicable begoggled heroes on a dangerous quest to become the warriors of light and vanquish the forces of evil. What I will give this game is a lack of fetch-quest-for-plot, and it does have a delightful princess "rescue" scene. How will it fare in the fields of Ranking, though?! Find out on this episode of Toriyama Drew the Concept Art!
Everyone's favorite Doom-guy clone is back, and snarkier than ever. This time, though, Kyle Katarn is a mercenary teacher, and under his tutelage: You! Take on the role of grumpy Jaden, and explore labyrinthine and often disconnected levels in your attempt to stamp out some cultists. On the bright side, you get to do some sweet lightsaber stuff, and use both sides of the force. Plus, a large pile of guns is at your disposal. Make it to the end of each level by murdering everything in your path. It's the Jedi way!
Nothing says "dark age fun times" like resurrecting the legendary Lord of Darkness and draining the life from an old man! Plus, the guest of honor is sure to enjoy the pre-meal entertainment: two teens aimlessly wandering the remains of his old castle. One of them seems to be particularly plucky. Follow Nathan "Definitely-Not-A-Belmont" Graves through traps and travails with us as we dive into the first mobile Castlevania!
More grey lemons than you can toss a game brick at! Apparently all the gameboy games are Rockman World, making me wonder why all the GB ports of games are their own worlds. At any rate, join the Man Mega on his quest to overthrow the somewhat confusing hodgepodge of bosses from 3 and 4, and to the final castle. Also, suddenly appearing monsters over pits and just-barely-taller-than-your-shortest-jump-ceiling-spikes to pad out the gameplay!
Not quite as good as super battling werewolves, watching the rise of nations is still entertaining; it never really got that far up the tech tree, though. Join us as we throw tanks into archers, and marvel at the disparity!
Running on a campaign platform of sweet dive kicks and sick gains, Mike Haggar got himself into office. Now that he's there, he's running the city with a Steel Arm (Lariat). Once his... friend's(?) girlfriend gets kidnapped, though, he realizes it's time to take justice into his own hands. And biceps. Losing his mayoral garb, Mayor Haggar takes once more to the streets to fight... for the last time. An ultimate brawl, if one will.
You know game that starts with using a motorcycle as a kick booster is going to be extreme. However, detective/demon hunter Dante is quickly whisked to the beginning of Resident Evil Island, where he proceeds to fight with his darkest demons: camera angles. Thankfully, the developers realized what they were doing about halfway through the game, so he starts to actually kick ass. And fill dark souls with light.
Sometimes, the world just needs an exterminator. Definitely, the world needs fewer wasps, and no moving slime ropes. Explore the epic saga of the Donkeys Kong with us, and experience the travails imposed upon the majestic apes by various handymen. Unfortunately, no one involved is competent. Unless exterminating is not Stanley's day job?
Can you feel the electricity coursing through your veins? Of course not, that would just hurt a lot... Unless you're Pulseman! Fight crime, save peoples, and be a surprising precursor to Pokémon all in the name of justice! Be prepared to be dazzled, because this game will have you bouncing off the walls.
Never before has driving action been almost sleep-inducing! "Race" your way through what can loosely be described as cities, and connect all the dots (or segments). Through sheer diligence and willpower, you, too, can be the force that brings hearts and minds (and road panels) together!
As with many a story, this one begins in space, with Space Japan being Space Attacked by some sort of giant Space Monster. In this particular case, it's Space Skynet. Of course, the only reasonable response to this threat is to make a giant humanoid robot that basically never actually walks (and instead flies?!) to attack Space Skynet's rampaging armies. At least you have some sweet tunes and majestic views to aid you in your journey!
It seems inevitable that utopian societies just fall off into the ocean or something. All the time. Seriously, it's a real problem that one would think utopias would learn to deal with. Anyway, journey to a land that is less than ideal and wade your way through a horde of monster in order to get to the real reason you visit strange lands: the charming locals!
You know what's puzzling about Pokémon? When they start shooting a bunch of blocks and playing Tetris instead of using a flamethrower and body slam. Dive into the exciting world of the Puzzle League, where Ash, for some reason, got an invitation to compete. Also Team Rocket, I guess. Choose from the diverse cast of all the gym leaders that appeared in the anime, and enjoy as the spout the same line over and over again.
Who's that racing round at the speed of sound? A certain blue animal? That's right, it's Captain Falcon in the Blue Falcon! Join us in the year 23xx and hop on some ridiculous future tracks. Choose from 30 different racers, who apparently have distinct abilities and strap in. Crank up the volume and start racing at ridiculous speeds to some sweet tunes.
Nobody knows the ins and outs of enchantment quite like Alex Kidd. I believe this to be the case, anyway, since he's obviously cursed. Join us as the haphazard hero fumbles through what will hopefully be the last installment of his series that we look at. Venture forth into the land of inexplicably animated car-monsters and bizarrely lackluster level design; together we'll tackle the real question in the Alex Kidd universe: why did so many of these get made?
Ever wonder what ancient tanuki got up to? Apparently, the answer is "hang out with adorable priestesses and learn shinto demon banishing techniques". Also, destroy a lot of paper in pursuit of those two hobbies. Thankfully, this game is true enough to its cutesy aesthetic that things never get to rocky, so you could probably be nomming some pocky while you're playing. Also, something about Becky.
Bomberman's been called upon to perform his yearly firearms training. Little does he know, the plot of Star Wars is happening right above, and he's about to get dragged into it. I'm not sure if he's more Luke or Han in this story, but either way, it's a lot less interesting to watch. Flail about large, static-angle environs while you attempt to bomb your way to victory. Just watch out for Bomberman's oldest and most recognizable foe: weird clown spring things?
It's the spook-spook-spookiest time of the year!
Join us on a quest through a madhouse, full of things that go splat! Don the mask of the season, and pick up your preferred weapon (a large stick), and wade through the hordes of seasonal enemies. Featuring such terrors as... spiky turtles, chained up zombies, and leech... things. Festive!
Sometimes, you just need to kick back and let the turnips grow. Specifically, when you have no other crops or animals, and have really exhausted all the stuff to do around town. There's always the bar, though, not to mention a pile of fun townsfolk to hang out with. Look into your heart... become the legendary philanderer farmer you were meant to be!
There are certainly worse tales to be based on a circus environment. This game has no tragic backstories to speak of, but there are some evil clowns. The more we've talked about this game, the more tenuous connections we've made to Batman. At any rate, follow a competent circus performer as he performs... in the circus. I suppose there's also the part where he fights off hordes of evil clowns while an audience watches, but, really, that's just the price of admission.
A bounty of random loot awaits you! Delve into the very Blizzardy world of Diablo to go ransack some dungeons with us in this point n' click n' kill classic! Clearly, everyone needs to be a trapsassin. At the same time.