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Jeremy Hanson

Morning Crankers is a new comedy variety morning show! Morning crankers is for the working men and women of America. Jeremy Hanson "Hans" and Dan Baker "Gred" make this show funny, witty and feel good in ways only they can deliver. Join us as we take a journey Monday - Friday of the weird, odd, funny, happy serious and contentious!!! Welcome to Morning Crankers!!

Hans and Roxy deliver their signature mix of absurdity and hilarity as they roast the week’s strangest news. Expect flooded farms turned wildlife sanctuaries, baffling health mysteries in SoCal, Dairy Queen locations shutting down, a truly bizarre surrogate lawsuit, and one man’s unforgettable pig-related crime at the police station. Plus, the return of “World’s Dumbest Criminals” and a big show update — Morning Crankers is officially going video!

Laugh, cringe, and wonder how these things actually happen. New episodes drop weekly — subscribe and never miss the madness.

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Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic squares," to killer alligator attacks, a missing giraffe in Texas, overpriced World Cup food, beaver hunts, record-breaking kittens, yodelers cooling off in fountains, Karen Gillan's wrong-bus adventure, and hilarious Curious Cars moments—it's another morning packed with bizarre headlines and nonstop laughs.

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This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes in a U.S. host city, to a shocking IVF mix-up, a Supreme Court ruling on gun rights, and a TSA warning involving America's favorite snacks. Plus, a Florida man with 34 open White Claws, a toddler tossed into an alligator enclosure, a rare tick-borne virus scare, and a bizarre medical case that has doctors sounding the alarm. It's chaos, comedy, and crankiness the way only Morning Crankers can deliver it.

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This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian designer shocks the internet with rat-covered underwear, and Pizza Hut gets a new owner. The guys break down White House UFC chaos, an alleged pathogen smuggling scandal, a YouTuber's lifetime ban from Six Flags, and a wife who allegedly used Gorilla Glue for the ultimate revenge. From shark attacks and fake pilots to lemonade stand robbers and social media sleuths tracking down a killer, it's another wild ride through the strangest stories making headlines today.

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Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on Morning Crankers.

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Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice." Plus, a mystery sonic boom shakes South Carolina, a woman battles a surgeon after a botched eye operation, and a couple tries cashing fake lottery tickets. It's another wild ride through the weirdest headlines on Morning Crankers!

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Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news roundups yet. We break down bizarre headlines, conspiracy claims, weird lawsuits, and the strangest stories taking over the internet.

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This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza chains shutting down stores, strange hantavirus research, a Russian nuclear ship disaster, and a real-life WKRP radio station coming to Cincinnati. Plus, we share some personal family news with our daughter’s wedding and baby announcement, along with our trip to the surprisingly charming town of Washington, Missouri.

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This week on the New Morning Crankers Morning Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of the weirdest news weeks yet. From the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini scandal rumors getting even stranger, to mysterious deaths tied to sensitive U.S. research projects, things get wild fast. Plus, a “fossil shark” missing since 1898 suddenly shows up near Spain, scientists talk about resurrecting extinct Siberian lions, and Sean Strickland shocks the MMA world. Add in Mother’s Day facts, Taylor Sheridan’s Landman, the new Dutton Ranch trailer, Sony’s rumored next-gen Walkman, and a Utah Supreme Court resignation scandal… and you’ve got absolute Morning Crankers chaos.

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Explore the most fascinating and bizarre stories trending in 2025—from groundbreaking discoveries of new species to rare medical anomalies, unusual hobbies you’ve never heard of, and shocking historical facts. Dive into entertainment highlights like My Killer Father: The Green Hollow Murders, the highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday, and the chilling new horror film Passenger. This episode blends science, history, pop culture, and strange-but-true stories designed for curious minds and podcast listeners searching for unique, engaging content.

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Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian voters flip the script, and a shocking indictment rocks the FBI world. Then we shift gears into the wild—an X-shaped cosmic event over Europe, grown adults chasing cheese down hills, and the latest on Masters of the Universe and Presumed Innocent. Oh—and we settle it once and for all: the Top 10 superheroes of all time.

News, chaos, and laughs… welcome to Morning Crankers.

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Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have about each other, plus a lineup of bizarre headlines you won’t believe. From a kid accidentally winning the wrong race to love taking off at 30,000 feet, and criminals stealing the strangest stuff imaginable… it’s chaos, comedy, and commentary all rolled into one.

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This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist living their best unbothered life to the legendary status of Die Hard as the greatest action thriller of all time, nothing is off-limits. We dive into bizarre medical mishaps, celebrity drama surrounding Britney Spears, and headline-making legal decisions, all while keeping things fast, funny, and a little unhinged.

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This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-juice bank robbers who thought they could outsmart cameras, to people escaping the chaos of today’s news cycle by literally “bathing” in nature, the crew breaks down stories that make you question reality. We also cover a politician snorkeling in a pothole to prove a point, the rise of AI-generated country music stars, and one woman’s eyebrow-raising relationship with her AI boyfriend. Add in a Barbie event disaster and a massive lawsuit involving a major farm equipment company, and you’ve got a packed episode full of wild headlines and even wilder commentary.

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This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to the buzz around The Story of Everything, we break down what’s real, what’s hype, and what’s just plain confusing. Hollywood is back at it again with a new Harry Potter series on HBO, a fresh Masters of the Universe movie, and Vince Vaughn stepping into a bizarre gangster role nobody saw coming.

Plus, we explore the return of creature features, a shocking political photo raising eyebrows, and a collection of April Fools’ jokes that went way too far—like, police involvement far. And just when you think it can’t get any stranger… we’ve got nail-filled ice cream lawsuits, UFO sightings, and a mysterious tentacled “egg” floating in space.

Yeah… it’s one of those episodes.

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tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.

In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most bizarre airport stories you’ll hear: the longest line at the Philly airport isn’t for security… it’s for cheesesteaks. Because priorities matter. Then we dive into the world of sleep apps—are they helping you rest, or quietly making your insomnia worse?

Things get even weirder as we break down a Minnesota millionaire somehow qualifying for food stamps and why some are calling it “fraud by design.” From there, we jump into the parenting debate of the week after Charles Barkley drops a blunt take on discipline that has people fired up on both sides.

And yes… we go there. The infamous Depp v. Heard case resurfaces with the mystery that refuses to die—who really pooped the bed? Or is the truth still messier than we think?

We also cover ABC pulling The Bachelorette amid an investigation surrounding Taylor Frankie Paul, adding another twist to reality TV chaos. And to wrap it all up, we lighten the mood with the 25 best Chuck Norris jokes of all time—because nothing says “morning motivation” like roundhouse kicks and impossible legends.

It’s wild, it’s funny, it’s a little controversial—and it’s exactly what you need to start your day.

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Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest crime stories out of Wisconsin, explores whether frozen brains could one day come back to life, and uncovers a newly discovered tiny dinosaur that’s rewriting what we know about prehistoric creatures. We also talk real-life “pot of gold” finds, a sheriff taking a stand against a repeat offender, and breakthrough ideas in treating autoimmune diseases. Plus, we lean into the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day with mobile Irish pubs and classic foods, sprinkle in some surprising March facts, and even break down the science behind why women love those extra-hot showers. It’s weird, it’s funny, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed to hear this morning.

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This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home, to the oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025 (including a robot and even a meteorite), the crew dives headfirst into the bizarre side of the news cycle.

They also cover a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura going up for auction, and a Florida country club pickleball match that somehow turned into a full-blown brawl. The show shifts between comedy and reality as they discuss a major criminal case out of southern Utah, the latest Winter Olympics controversy over “crotch enhancements,” and the touching story of Britain’s loneliest sheep finally becoming a mom.

Add in a teen with rare Weaver-Smith syndrome receiving custom shoes for her size-22 feet, a near-naked bandit caught wearing nothing but a tablecloth while robbing cars, an update on the growing Iran war casualties, and even a birthday tribute to Barbie — and you’ve got the perfect mix of absurd, serious, and hilarious.

Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh, shake your head, and wonder how all of this can exist in the same news cycle. Welcome back to Morning Crankers.

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Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing site, revisits comments from Barack Obama about aliens, tracks Missouri’s increasing chances for measurable snowfall, and unpacks why Americans are losing trust in journalists. We also preview the biggest movies hitting theaters in March 2026, break down new cellphone bans rolling out in 17 states, explore evidence of ancient Martian beaches discovered by a Chinese rover, and laugh (and cringe) at some truly dumb criminals. Plus — 46 surprising spring facts about weather, history, and nature to get you ready for the season!

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This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

We kick things off debating the best true crime documentaries ever made — the ones that made you question the justice system, your neighbors, and whether you should ever whisper in a bathroom again. From shocking hot-mic confessions to internet sleuths tracking killers from their couches, we break down the docs that changed the genre.

Then it’s time for Dumb Criminals of the Week. A woman clocks 107 mph in a 55 mph zone… to make it to Little Caesars before closing. Yes, pizza was involved. Yes, charges were filed. And no, it probably wasn’t worth it.

Meanwhile in New Orleans, rats are allegedly munching on police evidence — including marijuana — which raises serious questions about who’s really running the evidence room. And in Florida (because of course it’s Florida), a drunk tourist gets arrested for inappropriate behavior with a manatee statue outside a bar.

We also dive into weird science news with the discovery of Haolong dongi — the “spiny dragon” dinosaur that looks like it’s wearing a porcupine fur coat — because nothing says Morning Crankers like prehistoric nightmare fuel.

Dark, ridiculous, weird, and wildly entertaining — this episode has everything: crime, chaos, dinosaurs, drugged-up rodents, and felony-level pizza commitment.

Grab your coffee. We’ll bring the chaos.

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Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.

We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital relationships replacing real ones? Is this the future of dating or the beginning of emotional outsourcing?

Then it’s time for another round of Dumbest Criminals — including the viral “OnlyFans Pee Spree” woman whose public antics landed her in serious trouble.

We also cover one of the most disturbing revenge stories in recent memory: a woman accused of making fentanyl-laced chocolates allegedly intended for her ex-husband. What was she thinking? And how does something like this even happen?

And in perhaps the most ironic crime of the year — a man who wrote a book about robbing banks, went to prison, got released… and then robbed another bank. Yes. Again. And yes — he got caught.

Morning Crankers blends comedy, commentary, and outrageous real-world stories with high energy and zero filter. If you love bizarre headlines, criminal stupidity, AI culture, and absurd real-life drama — this episode is for you.

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This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.

Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking about the real stories behind February 14th. From the shocking origins of Saint Valentine to bizarre historical love traditions that would never survive modern HR departments, this episode uncovers the craziest Valentine’s Day facts you’ve probably never heard.

Then we travel overseas to Japan, where Valentine’s Day culture flips the script. From women buying chocolate for coworkers to the booming market of high-tech “romance dolls,” we explore how modern relationships, loneliness trends, and consumer culture collide in one of the most fascinating Valentine’s Day traditions in the world.

And because not everyone wants candlelight dinners and awkward date nights, we also break down creative and fun Valentine’s Day ideas for kids — classroom activities, family games, DIY crafts, and ways to make the holiday about more than romance.

It’s funny. It’s a little uncomfortable. It’s cultural chaos with heart.

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This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics and media. Minnesota faces a staggering fraud scandal involving billions of taxpayer dollars, with similar schemes emerging in multiple states.

We spotlight an incredible 13-year-old hero from Perth, Australia who swam over 2.5 miles through treacherous waters to save his stranded family. Hollywood's most eccentric spenders make our list as we explore the bizarre ways celebrities burn through their fortunes.

The Smithsonian is hiring for a real-life Indiana Jones position—yes, you read that right—offering adventure seekers the archaeological opportunity of a lifetime. We also cover this week's quirky national days and break down what they reveal about our culture.

From government corruption to extraordinary acts of courage, eccentric wealth to dream jobs, this episode delivers the news that matters with the edge you expect from Morning Crankers.

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On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of the Universe movie coming in June to bizarre human behavior on My Weird Addiction — including a guy who eats mealworms and roaches!

We also break down the latest ICE and immigration enforcement news that no one else is talking about, including controversial federal agent shootings and nationwide protests following fatal encounters in Minneapolis that have ignited debates about enforcement tactics, accountability, and civil liberties.

Plus, laugh out loud with our segment on Jayne Mansfield-inspired wardrobe malfunctions, and get inspired by the latest achievement in space exploration — a private lunar rover successfully reaching the Moon!

Tune in to Morning Crankers for comedy, culture, controversy, and curious stories you won’t hear anywhere else.

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Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.

In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing fresh energy, sharp humor, and unfiltered commentary to the Morning Crankers chaos.

This episode fires on all cylinders as the crew breaks down:

• The hottest-selling Christmas presents of the year — what everyone actually wants vs. what’s already sold out

• National days of the week, because yes… apparently everything has a day now

• The most popular Christmas movies people are streaming, rewatching, and arguing about

• A bizarre real-life story out of Australia, where two men were caught smuggling pig semen from Dutch pigs, a case so absurd it may end up as a movie

• General Motors investing hundreds of millions of dollars to train young workers in the skilled trades to build the next generation of vehicles — and why this move matters more than college for many Americans

Fast-paced, hilarious, and unapologetically real, this episode blends news, culture, business, and pure insanity the way only Morning Crankers can.

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the headlines, or to meet ROXXY’s first official episode, this one delivers.

New voices. Wild stories. Real talk.

This is Morning Crankers.

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MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots & Stolen Driveways”

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A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch.

The universe is officially trolling us — and Hans is here to break it all down with premium crankiness.

In today’s episode, the James Webb Space Telescope reveals mysterious “little red dots” billions of light-years away… objects so bizarre that even the smartest astrophysicists are shrugging like mechanics looking at a car held together with zip ties. Black-hole stars? Galaxy imposters? Cosmic pranks? Hans dives in with scientific curiosity and emotional instability.

Back on Earth — where somehow things are even dumber — people are literally stealing entire driveways. Not packages. Not tools. Entire slabs of concrete. Whole parking surfaces. Vanished. A new era of criminal innovation nobody asked for.

Plus:

• A ghost hunter goes searching for spirits and finds a real corpse instead

• A compilation of crop circles, glowing sky faces, and Bigfoot sightings

• The world’s worst lottery regret story

• AI therapy apps telling users to “communicate with houseplants”

• A full rant on QR codes, self-checkout chaos, and why every screen in America is gaslighting us

• The NEW segment: News I Refuse to Cover (But I’m Gonna Anyway)

• Another round of REAL OR FAKE? where satire and actual 2025 news battle to the death

• And the Cranker of the Week — the bold, the brazen, the concrete-stealing geniuses of modern American stupidity

Hans is irritated. The world is broken. The coffee is lukewarm.

But the jokes are hot, the rants are premium, and the universe is giving us plenty of material.

If your driveway is still attached to your house after this episode, congratulations — you’re already ahead of the curve.

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living single "aint" easy lol!! We make fun of each other as a challenge of who wont get offended!! Adult themed show!!

Morning Crankers EP 108 we talk about some Olympic stories including young lady representing the Ozarks from Nixa MO who will be going for the gold!! Mysterious jet pack man spotted again at up to 6000 feet. Bug bites in Virginia blistering the scientific community to come up with answers, they came with brood x the cicadas!! And more on Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 107 we talk about the Green Bay Packers Drama with Rodgers. We also talk about the new science that says vaccinated people can be a super spreader. All on this July 30th addition of Morning Crankers.

On todays episode of Morning Crankers ep 106 we talk about shrink-flation and what is happening in America. From Ice Cream to industrial parts we have shortages with no end in site!!

Today we talk about the Packers big news and how this could be a poison pill for the Packers. We also talk about record breaking sales of video games and more on this 105th show.

Morning Crankers EP 104 What is the state of America, the good the bad and how we fundamentally fix it. Day 1 of the olympics not so good for America. Inspiring 13 yr old business owner from the Ozarks. The gun that kiled Billy the Kid is coming up for auction. New Guiness world record for most high 5's and low 5's skydiving. Florida man in bubble contraption gets beached and more on Morning Crankers 7/26/21

On todays episode of Morning Crankers Ep 103 we talk some truth about living in todays America. We also talk about the Cleveland Indians name change in 2022!!! Dog kennels vaccines and kennel cough!! More fun and engaging talk from Hans and Gred!!

Morning Crankers EP 102. We talk about the New proposal for the UN to come and investigate America for racism due to dispute with China. Buckethead Bear and more !!

Morning Crankers EP 101 we talk about the Corporate world infringing on freedom. Boy born with 3 penis and artificial biological vaginas. More funny stories of the day!!

Morning Crankers EP 100!! We look at the favorites of the first century of comedic entertainment. We talk about yeilding to pedestrians and more lol. Join us in our celebration!!

Morning Crankers EP 99 today we talk about a missing persons case solved after informant tells all in Missouri. We talk about ESPN top 25 college rankings. Crazy facts you have never heard and more on this installment of Morning Crankers!!

After more than a week Morning Crankers returns in glorious form!!! Today we talk about the solar flare coming to earth. Trout are getting high on meth and addicted. Boat racing in the Ozarks and Branson roller coaster is back open for bussiness!!!

Morning Crankers EP 93 we talk about the "Birds arent real rally in Springfield Mo" We also talk about swimming holes and MO lifestyle. Is the term "white privilege" offensive? and more on The Ozarks New talk show Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers Ep 91. Today we talk about hoverboards flying in times square. NBA tv ratings going up with Lebron out of the playoffs. John McAfee dead in a Spanish prison and the toll taken on children from too much video games. The best donut Gred has ever had. And more!!!

Morning Crankers EP 89 packed with comedic content from a common sense perspective!

Morning Crankers Ep88 Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary. Scientists make vanilla flavoring with plastic, Sad day for drownings over the weekend, tubers in NC go over damn in tragic event. 10 year old brother saves sister from drowning but loses his life as a hero. 8 of the worst jobs ever.

Morning Crankers Ep 86, Man throws baby out of car during car chase hoping police will quit chasing him. Cherry tart day and apple turnover day! Man sues for crashing his truck into mailbox and more !!!

Today we talk about Amazon changing the culture of the American worker and not in a good way. We also talk about the FBI wanting to keep over 86 million dollars and precious metals and stones.

Morning Crankers EP 83 Man gets swallowed by whale. The truth about the origins of Pink Lemonade. and more.

Morning Crankers EP 82 making people laugh again. Wedding Crashers part 2 coming soon. We now know that Fast and Furious now has a end in site. Deepest hole in the world sealed up why???? Chicago Candy Land House!! Golden Retriever gives wood chuck a ride and more on this installment of Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 81 "Insects staining peoples feet in Maine. Man wearing red cape robs the wrong man in California. Sports are a mirror to the societal problems we have in the country. Photographer gets caught in pipe for 2 days before being found in California

Morning Crankers EP 80 Comedy laughter and a little politics!!

Morning Crankers EP 79 today we talk about pick up lines, cell phone use and the facts about the dangers using them. Scientist - artist creates 3rd eye to beep when cell phone zombies are getting to close to things. Women smashes watermelons between her legs for world record. Pick up lines that can work for anybody!!!!

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Morning Crankers ep 78 VHS tapes, biking naked with a mask, man gets attacked by a gator while hunting for megladon teeth, and more on Morning Crankers EP78

Morning Crankers Ep 77 today is a special day for the Crankers Club. Today is national donut day and national cheese day!! What did we just read in the infamous Fauci emails???? 6 weird inventions and patents! Happy Friday!!

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Morning Crankers EP 76 today we discover the 100 different ways to cook an egg!! Obama voices his opinion on the alien and UFO disclosure. Obama says it will change the world and create new religions. A fawn gets stuck in a road grate and a real life Rambo is creating havoc in Belgium.

Welcome to Morning Crankers. This episode we talk more about the weird and the oddities this world has to offer. The only difference now is governments are starting to admit it!! Come join some awesomeness and some laughter while we talk about these intriging subjects!!

Morning Crankers EP 74 we take it up a notch, from AI sex robots to AI drones killing people, to a body builder who has married 2 different sex robots but now wants to try a real human. Come join us and grab your coffee and donuts!!

Welcome to Morning Crankers EP 72 today we discuss the mandela effect, a cantacorous man who cant trust his GF because she dated ugly people. GM building a off road vehicle for the dark side of the moon.. Man finds perfect diamond for self made engagement ring and more!!

Morning Crankers ep 71 The Price is Right weirdest prizes. Weird funeral traditions from around the world. Texas high school seniors get suspended for innocent prank and lots more on this daily installment of Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers EP70. We now have scientific proof and historical documentation of dwarf people living in America. The government is slowly releasing mounds of evidence across a broad spectrum of stories. The Tiger King has 68 of his big cats seized by the US DOJ, and more!!

Morning Crankers EP 69, Chernobyl is on fire again. St Louis to make more questionable decisions. Woman kills husband with her buttocks and more on this edition of Morning Crankers.

Morning Crankers EP 68. Hospital amputates wrong leg of elderly patient, 20 drinking customs from around the world. Young girl imitates illusion as good as David Copperfield and leaves internet stunned and more on this episode of Morning Crankers EP 68.

Morning Crankers EP 67 Off the wall Friday. We dive into the truly weird and funny. High, sex crazed cicadas with zombie fungus. Watch todays show for some real laughs some real knowledge and some freaky stories from around the world. Jeremy & Dan "Hans" & "GRED" take you on journey that we have never been on before!! Welcome to Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP66 The mayor of New York refuses to do interviews with white reporters. April fools joke turns into marketable pickle seltzer water. More useless knowledge for your Thursday and more on Morning Crankers!!

Morning Crankers EP 65, Hans & Gred roll through the stories today in a super comical way. Mind Writing with brain signals is not only real but getting very advanced. 6 of the strangest world championships. At&t merges with Discovery and CNN. Navy Officers tell all about UFO's plunging into the pacific ocean in restricted air space. 7 Grossest foods in the world, including half hatched duck and warthog anus. Join us as we discuss these stories and more on Morning Crankers ep 65!

Morning Crankers EP 64 we cover fixing your roads, penis and potholes, missing Houston tiger found and given to police by owners, Denmark digs up zombie minks. Kurt Cobain hair fetches big money. Major news outlet to cover Havana Il school situation with graduation sash. Plus more stories from around the world put into perspective by Hans "Jeremy Hanson" & Gred "Dan Baker" in a comical way only they can produce!! Welcome to Morning Crankers EP 64

Morning Crankers EP 63 We talk about a small high school in Havana IL that refused to let a graduating student the right to wear his earned National Guard Sash. The University of Cambridge says we must start growing maggots and bugs as a new food supply because of climate change and man gets car bought for him because of his effort to be a good human being and more on Morning Crankers EP63 with Hans and Gred.

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Morning Crankers EP 62, Come join us as we discuss multiple stories including a 20yr old wild macaw looking for love in RIO. A doghouse fit for a king, Bodies found in secret room in Benjamin Franklins old property and useless knowledge for day fuel! Gred and Hans tear it up today in this comical feel good show!!

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Morning Crankers ep 61. Today we talk about the no dancing order given in Washington DC. We talk about super hero powers that animals have on earth already. Comical discussion about college teams paying athletes and the horse who tested positive for performance enhancing drugs!! Come watch the comical reviews, critical thinking and positive messages brought by "Hans" Jeremy Hanson and "Gred" Dan Baker on EP 61.

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Morning Crankers Ep 59. A slow start leads to but gusting laughs. Jeremy Hanson "Hans" and Dan Baker "Gred" talk about Elon Musks Asperger's announcement. We talk about forgotten pastimes! We play the true false Morning Crankers game and we talk about a new study out of Japan corelating penis size with nose size. Plus much much more on Morning Crankers Ep 59

Morning Crankers ep 58. In this installment we talk about the 5 worst and most expensive divorces of all time. We address a mummy found in Colorado from a cult in California. A couple Chuck Norris jokes, Canello Alveraz vs Billy Joe Saunders and much much more!! Grab a donut and coffee, join us for some laughs!!

Morning Crankers EP 57 On todays show we talk about TGIF, Comedy parts about Mr. Sperminator, A loose swine blocking traffic, commotion at the speedway and more. Join us for another hilarious installment of Morning Crankers with "Hans" Jeremy Hanson and "Gred" Dan Baker