The Kingmaker Histories: Recent Episodes
Meg Molloy Tuten
On the 19th of February, 1911, in the Valorian Socialist Republic, an assistant tailor named Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is a historical account of what happened next.
THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk weird fiction podcast about being gay and doing crime, brought to you by the freaks who brought you Less Is Morgue.
Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.
Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)
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Written and performed by Addison Peacock.
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Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.
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The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.
Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)
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Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.
The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.
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Trouble comes knocking.
Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots
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Written by Charlie Green
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Maxadrian Burton - Kruger
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Lucas Martinez - Lando
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Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Misha Bakshi - Nikita
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Zuwie Lefou - Dieter
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Moe Rock - Helga
Alex Bui - Clover
Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman
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The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.
Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer
Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome
Jonny Sims - Charbonneau
Matt Baker - Berenger
Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella
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The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.
Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)
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Written by Gus Zagarella
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Erika Sanderson - Janice
Damon Alums - Sebastian
Dontae Majors - Garnier
Andrew Randall - Lelouche
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Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.
Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror
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Written by Max Kreisky
Listen to Diary of Mothman
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Zane Schact - Leonid
Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky
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The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.
Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap
Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions:
Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's
Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.
Listen to Forgive Me
Cast in order of appearance-
Blythe Renay - Colette
Casey Callaghan - Father Ben
Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
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An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.
Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.
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Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Danny Doyle - Dolph
Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig Paul
Ron Guan - Rudy
Eden - Nixe
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, LadyImperatrix, Charlie Green, ConnFlakes, EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker, and Joe Cliff Thompson
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Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.
Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)
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Written by Addison Peacock
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Lisa Sowden - Katerina
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt
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An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.
Content Warning: Fire
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen
Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa
Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
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While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own.
Content Warning: Gore
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Liz Morey - Margot
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Rob O'Dwyer - Knock
Ryan Hoyle - Ivo
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The gang runs into some trouble with the law.
Content Warning: Gunshots, gore
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Lou Sutcliffe - Frankini
Additional voices - Zane Schact, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker
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An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR.
New episodes releasing soon.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann
David Ault - The Historian
The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy.
They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to."
Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Will De Renzy Martin - Axel
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Kat Walker Shea - Milena
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Zane Schact - Leonid and Minister Labelle
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
Additional voices - EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Henry Galley, and Meg Molloy Tuten
Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands.
Content Warnings: Gunshots
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Nichole Goodnight - Imogen
Amina Koroma - Jenny
Roscoe Braman - Travers
Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people.
Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror
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Written by Max Kreisky
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux
Zane Schact - Leonid
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
Blythe Renay - Colette
Additional voices - Max Kreisky, Gus Zagarella, Henry Galley
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Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats.
Content warning: Kidnapping
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Written by Addison Peacock
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Misha Bakshi - Nikita
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies
Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall - Peregrine
Dallas Hawthorn - Finn
Addison Peacock - Clytemnestra
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas and Matt Baker
In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods.
Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma
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Written by Gus Zagarella
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux
Dan Zappulla - Father Alain
Gus Zagarella - Prior Gregor
Kelly Nugent - Yvonne
Sena Bryer - Mirielle
Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Content warning: Body horror, vomit.
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Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Addison Peacock - Daphne
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley
When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation.
Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares
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Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Gus Zagarella - Fransisco
Zane Schact - Leonid
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas
The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.
Written by Dana Schiewe
Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots
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Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten
Eisen conducts a series of highly scientific tests to determine how he can best use the Kingmaker to his advantage.
Content Warning: Swearing, gore, animal death
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Jamie Douglas - Maurice
Zane Schact - Labelle
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Gus Zagarella, Meg Molloy Tuten and Charlie Porrit.
Assistant tailor Colette Geise experiences a migraine that destroys her life.
Content Warning: Gore, gunshots.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
Meg Molloy Tuten - Thea
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Zane Schact - Leonid
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas.
A royal advisor flees the castle on the night of a bloody revolution and finds the world’s best hiding place for the king’s secret doomsday weapon.
Content Warning: Childbirth, gunshots
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Zane Schact - The King
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Jeremy Showell - Gottlieb
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Charlie Porritt, Josh Rubino, and Matt Baker.
The story of a seamstress, a diamond, a witch, two men in a van, and a large amount of invasive alien fauna.
KINGMAKER - premiering October 2022.
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