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The Dick Turpin Road Show

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Is Minecraft being sued, then? 2. Is Minecraft FOSS? 3. I thought Fab and the community hated patents with a vengeance? Looks like it. Bethusa would rather sue than settle for free. 2. Certainly isn't. Based on Java, you can get the source if you...

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It’s a special episode this week dedicated to Matt’s mum on her birthday. The team yet again apologise for stealing two hours of people's lives. “I’ll never get that time back, you know!” and promise to try and make it shorter. The subject of ‘...

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Finally, the episode you’ve all been waiting for, the one where you can actually hear what Matt is saying! Yes, finally, Matt is no longer using his laptop microphone, and he sounds awesome! Yet again, there is semi-nudity amongst the team, and we...

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Filled with overconfidence, encouraged by the awesome new sound quality achieved by the team, Pete makes a complete balls up of the intro. Matt tells us how to browse the net in secret and put the blame on Amazon, and we hear how you can get clean...

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Tis the season to be jolly, and the team are full of it! In this episode, we are joined by NYbill moderator for the Linux Outlaws forum, American (it’s not his fault) and all round good guy plus as a bonus, his lovely wife wishes The Dick Turpin R...

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♫ ♪ “The boys are back in town; the boys are back in town.” ♬ ♩ Yes, Matt and Pete return from their Crimble break stuffed full of chocolates and tangerines. The team tell us about the gifts Santa delivered and how one of them does like a nice pai...

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So here is the second show of 2012 and it’s a fun-packed load of old twaddle as usual. Pete shows that he is clearly a professional podcaster now by completing three, yes, three segways during the random chat section. Matt tells us all about hi...

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Yet again, the team manage to hoodwink some poor unsuspecting victim guest co-host on to the show. Shane Marks is a game developer and 'Person of interest' to the Irish police. If you like trying to decipher Pete's accent and phrases, you're gonna love this bearded leprechaun.

The guys discuss Android coming back into the Linux fold, and Pete tells us how a listener solved his texting gripes with a Google app, 'MightyText'.

Room x1101 makes a long overdue comeback with a suggestion from Shane, but Matt and Pete deny all responsibility for the subject matter and force him to introduce it.

Matt tells us what he watches on the TV of the morning while sitting in his PJs eating rice crispies, and the team are overwhelmed at the new listeners they are getting, even if they don't know how tdtrs like emails to the show to start, and it's not "Hi Guys".

MightyText

2600 Group

Show Length: 01:32:41

Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
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Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Matt is left 'holding the baby' in this episode as Pete decides there's something far better on the TV than entertaining the great unwashed masses of the FOSS community. Given Matt's chronic monophobia, as reported in the Lower Piddle Gazette last Tuesday, Les Pounder AKA biglesp and Jon Spriggs AKA jontheniceguy step in for a threesome with Matt.

We hear how Pete was let down by Jon's personal URL shortening service disappearing up its own jaxy, which in turn broke just about every link on the show's website. As you would expect from a typical FOSS member, it's all someone else's fault, and anyway, "I didn't think he would use it here there and everywhere."

Room x1101 makes a comeback with Flash being the target of Matt's venom, but Flash finds an unlikely ally in jontheniceguy! Les finally reveals the only reason he came on the show was to pimp Ucubed and bleats on and on about it.

Daz Fuller: Evidence Ubuntu did call itself Linux

We are now on Wikipedia (Feel free to add some lies content.)

Mark Shuttleworth defends Ubuntu's contribution levels.

Liberated Pixel Cup artwork competition.

Ucubed 28th April 2012: MadLab, Manchester, M4 1HN

And we have some OggCamp-related news!

The Official Hotel for OggCamp 2012 is the Britannia Adelphi City Centre Hotel (in Liverpool)

Call +44 (0) 151 709 7200 and ask for the delightful Jackie Carter and mention OggCamp and code “OCAD1708″.

Yes! That’s right! Pick up the phone and speak to a real human when booking for this awesome event!

Rooms are £35 per person per night based on two people sharing a twin or double; single rooms are also available at £60 per person per night.

**Please note we are changing our feeds; this is our last warning.

We suggest you add the feed from www.tdtrs.co.uk where you will have a choice of either MP3 or Ogg. We will stop using the Tumblr site fairly soon; while the Tumblr feed (Feedburner Tumblr) may still continue to function correctly after the change over, we suggest you don't hold your breath.**

Show Length: 02:08:37

Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
Licensed Under: Public Domain

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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The gruesome twosome is back together again as Pete rejoins the show. The team hold an inquest on the last episode and how Matt did a grand job sticking his finger in even though it was leaking out in places. Ubuntu's 12.04 release gets talked about, but the guys are less than impressed not only with the actual release but the Ubuntu site falling over. Matt announces his intention to rekindle meetings for GLLUG (Greater London Lug) and talks about some of the issues of setting it up.

Pete tells us about the new ArchBang project leader in the section Archie (Woof, woof), but the guys are more impressed that their good friend Phil Newbourgh AKA Corenominal gets a mention. Room x1101 gets another outing with the new G+ UI on offer for oblivion. As usual, the team spend far too long on the feedback, but hey, it is our favourite part.

Fedora 'Easy Fix'

ArchBang Project Leader

Matt's GLLUG Meetup
6th June 2012
6pm
The Skinners Arms
114 Judd Street, Kings Cross. WC1H 9NT

Show Length: 01:28:40

Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
Licensed Under: Public Domain

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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This episode was nearly called "Two Sweaty Men II" as it was a very hot Sunday for a change. Pete and Matt seemed to struggle on this one a bit, although, as per usual with tdtrs, the end result is far better than the team realised while recording it. Pete starts out by bitching about his stupid idea to upgrade to Ubuntu 12.04; even though he swore blind in episode 28, he never would and the unusable pile of lard he ended up with!

​Matt is totally mystified as to why Pete has put a story about Kodak's reactor into the warming-up slot and then sucker punches him when he gets all excited about O.A.D. with an amazing display of disinterest. Good friend of the show, x1101, helps us bring back "I hate your blog", and "Room x1101" gets an outing, too, with Matt wanting to do away with Kickstarter with things getting slightly heated.

The team are dumbfounded at the lack of feedback, but quality over quantity prevails as this episode's postbag produces probably the most interesting part of the show. Matt and Pete discuss the deletion of the tdtrs Wikipedia page, and Pete flies off into a rage, and a reader's email gives us this show's title.

Kodak: Nuclear Reactor

O.A.D (Age of Empires type RTS game for Linux)

Remote Notifier

This app allows you to send notifications over local wireless, the Internet
(via UPnP) and Bluetooth. It even allows you to encrypt the information so
some other bastard can't read it! There are also a ton of options to customise
the notifications....basically just install it already and try it yourself!

WiFiKeyboard

This app lets you control your phone via your computer keyboard. It works
pretty well, but someone needs to send the developer a patch because some of
the keyboard controls are shit!

Also, if you want a good music player, check out Vanilla Music; it's a no-bullshit music player which looks pretty nice (It follows the ICS design
guide)

Matt's GLLUG Meetup
6th June 2012
6pm
The Skinners Arms
114 Judd Street, Kings Cross. WC1H 9NT

Show Length: 01:44:36

I hate your Blog: I hate your blog by: MC Frontalot
Licensed Under: Copyright

Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
Licensed Under: Public Domain

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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It's a huge show this episode, Matt returns from France and it seems to have been released on the wrong week? The guys explain it's all to do with RatholeRadio and how they hope it will bring them more listeners. The random warming up is just huge, and Pete continues his mission to annoy as many nations as possible, including the Germans and moans about podcasts nicking ideas from #tdtrs

The main section is Fedora 17; Pete tells us about the hoops he had to jump through and the stupid n00b thing he did, following a guide on how to make Fedora boot faster. As usual, the feedback section of the show is packed full of insults, rudeness and the breaking of several human rights laws.

Fox News relates Flame malware to Angry Bird because they're written in the same programming language.
Steam for Linux by the end of the year? Will this encourage Linux uptake?
Germany inexplicably raises "pirate" tax on all solid-state media. Luckily we all live under one economic union.
Code Cademy coding for dummies or Pete if you prefer. Also Blocky
Faster boot (Broke my install)

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Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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"Pride comes before a fall", and the guys certainly fall on their faces with this episode. After boasting about improved sound quality, Matt's machine decided to pull the rug out from underneath the show during this recording by locking up. Luckily Matt had a secondary recording device, but listeners will notice the differences.

Matt tells us about podcrawl which is basically podcasters dragging their alcohol-soaked carcasses around London, and Pete tells us about trying to pick a fight with an Olympic torch bearer. Finally, Archie (Woof Woof) has something to offer, and Room x1101 is back with Open Office (The mercy killing) on trial for its life. The main topic is the EFF initiative on software patents. And it's another heated debate that nearly leaves our heroes sulking in their respective corners. As usual, the feedback is packed full of hysterics and insults.

Show Length: 01:46:06

Interlude music: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
Licensed under: art libre

**Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
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Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Don't blame us for the length of the show; it's all your fault with your ranting feedback emails.

The team take nearly an hour, yes an hour, to wade through the torrent of bricks, bottles and one or two unmentionables in response to episode 32. Matt corrects the team, although it's not really a correction, about the audio problems on the last show which makes Pete throw his rattle out the pram.

We hear about Ouya, the new Android console, and if you can pronounce the name, you're a better man than us, Gunga Din. The team then discuss the implications of the new potential 5-year prison sentence for not revealing your encryption key. Not forgetting the opensource man. The guys tell us about the demise of Digg and then indulge in the game of "I'm more famous than you." by recalling who they have been published by. "Hang on ', published' does that mean I get a doctorate?" We also hear about the Cisco firmware gaff.

Pete actually puts something in Archie (Woof woof) and tells us about the Arm on Gumstix project. And "I hate your blog" makes a long overdue return with a shocking outcome that leaves us all on a cliffhanger ending.

Finally, we move into the feedback that takes up almost 50% of the show, don't blame us put a contract out on the authors of the feedback! 😛

Show Length: 01:54:31

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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You'll be pleased to know it's a bit of a shorter show this episode, mainly because we couldn't be bothered to read out some of the feedback. Matt tells us about his Ubuntu install, "To 64 or not to 64, that is the question?" and we have a good laugh at the Skype install ", Why are you pulling in 32Bit stuff?" and Matt's love of his new system.

Contrary to popular belief, Matt does most of the talking on the random warming-up section, mainly because the only bit Pete put in was about boobs. However, Pete 'goes off on one' during Archie (Woof woof) and is clearly bitter about the whole experience.

I hate your Blog actually happens this time but with an unexpected outcome which sets the team up nicely for the feedback emails.

Warwickshire County Council using Ushahidi (an open-source crowdsourcing product) to identify BT cabinets for faster broadband

MS "Big Boobs"

The Future of the Gnome Project

Archie (Woof woof) The Great /lib debacle and the removal of AIF

I hate your Blog Submitted by Scott Evans: http://vk7hse.hobby-site.org/blog

Big thanks to Jeff Schwarz of ISS - Creative Digital Solutions
Phoenix Park 2 Shaker Road D103
Shirley, MA 01464 USA

Announcements
Greater London LUG Meet up Saturday
11th August 2012 @ 12pm
Google Campus London 4-5 Bonhill Street, London, EC2A 4BX

OggCamp
18th & 19th August
Art & Design Academy Liverpool
John Moores University Liverpool, L3 5RD

Fosscon 2012
August 11th, 9am
The Venturef0rth facility
417 North 8th Street Philadelphia PA. USA

Show Length: 01:40:33

I hate your Blog: I hate your blog by: MC Frontalot
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Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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And here is the episode you've all been waiting for, our famous OggCamp Live recording, the one time where you get a chance to not only shout "Say my name, say my name." but to actually be on the show!

It's a tradition that we release this raw and (within reason) un-edited, so don't bother complaining, "The sound quality is crap." Listen out for the church bells just outside the window where we were recording. "The bells, the bells."

Enjoy

Show Length: 00:28:11

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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And the gruesome twosome is back on the bus after the traditional OggCamp live show that you all enjoyed in the last episode. Having recharged their OpenSource freedom-loving batteries, the dynamic duo are all set to poke fun at the community, each other and especially that bloke at number 37 with burnt-out Mondeo on his drive. Matt kicks off the random warming-up section by telling Pete that Damn Small Linux is back; yes, we know this news is a bit out of date, but we don't care. The team then enthuse about Bedrock Linux, which supposedly can install any package from any repository and will then run the installed application.

We know we've discussed it before, we actually heard it first on The Skeprechauns, but we wanted to talk again about the Sapphire HDD, and it's our show, so tough luck. Matt then makes Pete's day by telling him Diaspora runs out of money which is not funny at all (It is really.) Finally, the lads show their true colours by showing no sympathy whatsoever for the so-called GPL violation, or is it? (If you don't laugh during this section, you need to visit the hospital a.s.a.p. and have a 'sense of humour transplant'.

Archie (Woof woof)
Manjaro Arch for n00bs Manjaro Linux

The main section is taken up with OggCamp and especially the work we put into the quiz, some of the problems we had, what we might have done wrong and Pete's and Matt's thoughts on some supposed feedback. If you want to know why the show is so long, this section is the reason why.

Announcements
Greater London LUG Meet up
Saturday 11th August 2012 @ 12pm
Google Campus London
4-5 Bonhill Street, London, EC2A 4BX

Show Length: 02:18:57

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Be warned; the sound quality is rubbish again; Pete stupidly listened to the moans about 'clipping' and thought it would be a good idea to sit in the next county to where his microphone is located, and to add insult to injury, his mic did everything in its power to compensate for the distance in a vain attempt to amplify the noise but only succeeded in adding nice 'booms' here and there.

Cars, cars, bloody cars. Pete's motor breaks down in the middle of nowhere, so the team recorded this episode on Tuesday night, which felt really strange; the guys consider if it's really worth writing show notes as nobody reads them. Matt tells us how AMD and Intel announce new generation CPU's that supposedly do not support Linux, but the team think it's just a clever marketing ploy. Pete starts off telling us about Red Hat suing Twin Peaks, but the conversation veers off in a whole different direction with some outrageous opinions. Matt saves the day by changing the subject to jquery, and dropping the GPL licence, but then the guys get all sentimental with a story about Sourceforge.

Archie (Woof woof)
The Arch Linux handbook on Kindle.

Show Length: 01:33:21

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Pete is still wearing that FSFE hoodie, and it's beginning to have an effect on him as he is starting to turn into a freedom stormtrooper; hang on, weren't the Stormtroopers Imperialists? Anyway, the team discuss the whole Amazon and Canonical debate currently doing the rounds and with some surprising results. We hear about "Hacking the community", more specifically, Gorilla gardening that the guys shamelessly stole from The Skeprechauns.

"If Microsoft are lock-in scumbags for making you use Internet Explorer, what's that make Apple then with iTunes?" The team ponder as to why nobody complains about the default music management system. The lads then have a damn good laugh at the iO6 maps fail and the genius at the train station with the funny message. And finally, in this section, Matt and Pete tell wiki's but especially Ubuntu wiki "You're doing it wrong"

Archie (Woof woof) Pete's been lazy and just reminded everyone about the latest install release but cant stop himself from having another dig at the install process.

Room x1101 is back, with Matt and Pete ending up, as per usual, sticking something else in instead.

Show Length: 01:30:22

Room x1101 intro: The Sting by: Scott Joplin
Licensed Under: Public Domain

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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"Has the fun gone out of Linux?" is the question keeping Pete awake at night, but Matt has a cunning plan to spice things up through the wee small hours. Federation! The guys talk about Modern Web Documentation and the union of Google, W3C and OMG! Microsoft!

Matt tells us all about the KDE Manifesto, and Pete just can't help using it to berate a certain community with all the subtlety of a 6lb lump hammer. While still in a spud-kicking mood, the team discuss Ubuntu's new "GIVE ME SOME MONEY!" page, which gets the usually mild-mannered Matt's hackles up. Not content with kicking Canonical all around the garden, the boys go for the jugular over the whole Amazon Lense and EU License requirements. "Ermm? Excuse me, did you know this is possibly illegal?" As a closing afterthought, Matt brings up Microsoft's surface and the fact it would be cheaper to buy a laptop.

Archie (Woof woof) Not that it's breaking news, but we hear how systemd is now default on all new installs, but it's still an opportunity to have a dig at the now famous 13-step install, or is it 13?

Show Length: 01:33:09

Feedback music: Typewriter Song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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So it feels like there has not been a show for ages? Rumblings and threats of bacon-based torture have been made. "You stopped doing the show, then?" Things have been a little bit out of sync due to Christmas and Matt not having any broadband, and then we had FOSDEM 2013, but we're starting to get back to normal.

We should point out that the team was just about to start recording when Matt spotted Shane Marks was online (It pays to log into your Skype account if we have you on our list.) So Shane was hijacked from his peace and quiet and forced to come on the show. Shane's sound quality is not the best, he was basically just using his laptop's internal microphone, but we think it's not that bad, actually. As you'd expect, it's a bit of a longer show, but then the team did have three days of alcohol-sodden events to get through.

Once again, we would like to thank Shane and apologise for dragging him away from the toe jam-picking session he had planned for the evening. "Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?" (Look it up if you don't know)

Announcements
Linux Outlaws Live: Feb. 17th at The LEAF on Bold Street, Liverpool.

Show length: 01:47:28

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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So it feels like there has not been a show for ages? Rumblings and threats of bacon-based torture have been made. "You stopped doing the show, then?" Things have been a little bit out of sync due to Christmas and Matt not having any broadband, and then we had FOSDEM 2013, but we're starting to get back to normal.

We should point out that the team was just about to start recording when Matt spotted Shane Marks was online (It pays to log into your Skype account if we have you on our list.) So Shane was hijacked from his peace and quiet and forced to come on the show. Shane's sound quality is not the best, he was basically just using his laptop's internal microphone, but we think it's not that bad, actually. As you'd expect, it's a bit of a longer show, but then the team did have three days of alcohol-sodden events to get through.

Once again, we would like to thank Shane and apologise for dragging him away from the toe jam-picking session he had planned for the evening. "Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?" (Look it up if you don't know)

Announcements
Linux Outlaws Live: Feb. 17th at The LEAF on Bold Street, Liverpool.

Show length: 01:47:28

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Our CO-host for this episode is Alister Munro, AKA b1ackc0w and founder of the satirical Blog wtflinux that's WTF Linux to anyone who hasn't worked it out yet. Not content with being given the chance to repeatedly "Say my name, say my name" on tdtrs, Alister decided to bring his annoying little friend along to the show! Only through painstaking editing was the annoying little runt removed from practically the entire shows recording.

It's a big show, and we start off with an interesting movie, Edward penis hands. Recommended by The Skeprechauns, which leads Pete to ask the question, "What was your first porn film?" As most of you will know, the Python name-stealing dispute has been resolved, but we thought we would give some closure on our previous discussion on EP48.

The Peoples Republic of China has gotten into bed with Canonical and announced that Ubuntu will be the official operating system for their special brand of communism.
"We can assure you that any information gathered is only held locally and is not sent to either Canonical or The Party."
--Chairman Shuttleworth.

A group of disgruntled Spaniards have started proceedings against Microsoft over the secure boot issue and are hoping the European court will take up their case. But the big news for Matt is that identi.ca is no longer accepting registrations; the team discuss, "Why doesn't Evan just shut it down and put it out of its misery?"

Our CO-Host asks if anyone has tried LibreOffice 4.0 yet. Neither Matt nor Pete has, but we talk about it anyway, well why break a habit of a lifetime and speak about things we actually do know something about? Finally, after a couple of attempts, Pete gets the chance to talk about the day the Internet slowed down and why he is not on the side of the Anti Spam organisation.

Archie Woof, woof
Matt's put this one in, and he doesn't even use Arch Linux!
MariaDB is to be used in the repo's instead of MySQL

I hate your Blog
The team are glad this section has made a return, and we discuss Alister's wtflinux blog and the interesting choice of theme.

Show length: 02:00:09

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
Licensed Under: CC-BY-ND

Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
Licensed Under: Art Libre

Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 6: Second chanceby: DJ Epsilon
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

I hate your Blog: I hate your blog by: MC Frontalot
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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You'll be pleased to know it's a shorter show this episode. The team can clearly pat themselves on the back as, yet again, there are no corrections from episode 50, so to celebrate, the guys try to master some tongue-twisting Irish place names sent in by one of our listeners.

Having failed miserably to master the language of the little people, Matt proceeds to make sure he ruins any chance of a knighthood by slagging off our current Prime Minister and his attempt to block porn from public Wi-Fi. Finally, for this section of the show, Pete tells Matt about Sabayon moving to Git.

Archie Woof, woof
Yet again, the Arch Linux community demonstrates that it has the tact of a sledgehammer, as Pete tells us about an issue that was shut down by the forum moderator simply because one of our listeners happened to mention that the hardware they were using was a Rasberry Pi.

It began in South Africa
Hold onto your seats, folks. Matt actually has something good to say about Ubuntu! Yes, that's right; finally, they have actually produced something physical in the shape of the XPS Dell laptop.

Show length: 01:31:04

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
Licensed Under: CC-BY-ND

Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
Licensed Under: Art Libre

Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 6: Second chanceby: DJ Epsilon
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

It began in South Africa: It began in South Africa by: Andre Hugo
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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In typical English style, the team kick off this episode by discussing the cold and grey weather outside. Yet again, the boys are smug that there are no corrections from the last episode.

We kick off by discussing Microsoft Open Technologies Inc and their first year of contributing to free software. The guys struggle to find anything tangible that Microsoft has actually done, but Pete lays his cards on the table and begs Microsoft actually to do something. We also hear how an anonymous MS developer has written a pretty revealing insight into why the development of their kernel is so slow, and Matt tries to discuss the "Microsoft's most profitable OS that's not even theirs." Android patents deal, but Pete says he's heard it all before and can't be bothered with it.

"Pirating is theft, you swine," Matt tells us about an interesting survey that maintains that for 10% of pirated material, there is a 300% increase in legitimate purchases. The guys discuss the very fact that the Internet provides the ability to view what you want when you want and that pirating, in a lot of cases, can lead to people purchasing the DVD, books or merchandise for that downloaded show.

Pete proves that he is a moron and can't even read by introducing this item as co-funding; Matt tries to tell the old fart, "you need to put your glasses on, Pete, there's an r in there!" this item is in fact about a crowdfunding project on Indiegogo for purchasing a whole bunch of wiki-readers to supply to, hopefully, new world students.

Archie Woof, woof
Pete couldn't find anything much to put into this section; therefore, Matt comes to the rescue by talking about his Manjaro install.

It began in South Africa
As you can imagine, Pete is in his element when Matt starts to discuss the proposal for Ubuntu to create their own package management environment "one more step to my prediction", screams Pete. Matt desperately tries to point out that yet again this is just a proposal, but Pete suggests that maybe he should take out yet another Ladbrokes bet. The boys fall about with laughter at the revelation that Ubuntu's servers are running a version of Apache that is 12 months out of date! Your data is safe with us.

Show length: 01:34:56

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
Licensed Under: CC-BY-ND

Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
Licensed Under: Art Libre

Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 6: Second chanceby: DJ Epsilon
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

It began in South Africa: It began in South Africa by: Andre Hugo
Licensed Under: CC-BY-NC

Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
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Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Well, here it is, folks, the fabled episode 55; after a first attempt to record the show and the imbecile Pete not actually recording two hours of material, the team had to sit down and record it all over again, so you'd better enjoy it!

Matt tells us all about the PS4 and how it runs FreeBSD, which gives Pete a chance to tell us his famous BSD joke. Next up, the team discuss proper programming for schoolkids and how currently, there is little scope for exposure in most schools to anything other than the standard Microsoft office applications.

How often do you see the message "This material is not available in your country"? An ISP in New Zealand is offering a service called 'global mode', which enables users to view location-restricted material. "Where's my shortcut gone?" Red Hat has announced that it will be using the Gnome Shell classic for its RHEL7 release.

For our main topic, Matt tells us how WC3 seems to think that DRM is good for the web, which ends up getting Pete's feathers slightly ruffled.

Kevin grenade sent us a feedback e-mail about some software he is developing and the issues he is having with the associated Kickstarter project which leads to Pete completely flipping his lid and offering to take on all-comers.

Announcements

OggCamp at Liverpool
19th & 20th October
Venue: T.B.A.

Show length: 01:50:48

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
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Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
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Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
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Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
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Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
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Interlude Music 6: Second chanceby: DJ Epsilon
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It began in South Africa: by: Andre Hugo
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Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
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"Ground control to Major Tom, take your protein pills and put your helmet on." Yep, we start off in space as we hear about a really cool Open Source project that lets you run your own experiments on a satellite in space for the pathetic amount of £78.00!

Clearly, Microsoft listens to the show as they waited for the day after we recorded EP58 to announce the retirement of Steve Ballmer. Staying with the MS theme for a moment, we discuss the proposed purchase of NOKIA and the fact that dear old Steve looks totally shagged out.

Yet another tiny PC hits the market, and the guys believe the best place for one of these is under the TV. "Have a break, have a KITKAT" yep, Android announces its next release will be named after the favourite chocolate bar.

Who's that at the backdoor? It will come as no surprise to learn Windows 8 apparently has a back door capability according to the German government, who are saying "Nein!" to what has been termed the 'Sales Challenged' operating system.

So you like to do your own mashups of songs on Spotify, do you? Well, maybe not for much longer, as The Ministry of Sound threatens to sue because of naughty users building playlists not in the order set out on the original CDs.

During the feedback, we talk about the breaking news of the Galaxy Watch. We could have edited it to the warming-up section but left it where it is, as we're too lazy to do a professional job.

Announcements

OggCamp at Liverpool
19th & 20th October
Venue: LJMU Art & Design Academy,
Duckinfield Street, Liverpool, L3 5RB

Show length: 01:15:40

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
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Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
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Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
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Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
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Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
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Interlude Music 6: Second chanceby: DJ Epsilon
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It began in South Africa: by: Andre Hugo
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Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
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Gnome finally has a 'No frills' ability, according to Matt, as the team discuss the virtues of fancy tricks over good old comfort zones. Dell launches an Ubuntu laptop on their XPS range, but Pete is less than impressed given Dell's bed-hopping when it comes to operating systems.

We seem to be breaking the supposed cardinal rule of podcasting and talking a hell of a lot about other shows as Matt tells us all about Joe Ressington's new show Linux Luddites. Everyone loves Cyanogen? Clearly, Google doesn't, as they demanded the installer for Cyanogen is removed from the play store, or they'll remove it for them! Shades of Microsoft's "There should only be one OS on computers." Springs to mind.

Creative Commons releases 4.0 of its license. Pete enthuses to Matt at some of the changes while Matt seems to have an air of "Meh" about him.

Matt's Cat
Yep, it's a whole new section as we jump on the bandwagon of the growing number of geek cat lovers and their #caterday on the Interwebs.

It began in South Africa
"Canonical should hire a Community Manager." Slightly controversial, but we do like to stir things up on this show. The guys discuss an article entitled The Burning Bridges of Ubuntu which nicely rounds up the last twelve months of turmoil within and created by Canonical nee Ubuntu. Sadly Pete makes Matt very depressed with his "Here, use my car" analogy.

Announcements
There will be one more show (Our Christmas one.) And then that's it! ................................for 2013

Show length: 01:52:35

Interlude Music 1: Ma poupée by: David TMX
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Interlude Music 2: Almost given up by: Love Shadow
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Interlude Music 3: Overjoy Dub by: PistONE
Licensed Under: Art Libre

Interlude Music 4: Un monde parfait by: Bézèd'h
Licensed Under: BY-NC-SA

Interlude Music 5: La tempestad by: Emilio Pineda
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Interlude Music 6: Second chance by: DJ Epsilon
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It began in South Africa: It began in South Africa by: Andre Hugo
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Feedback Music: Typewriter song by: Leroy Anderson
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Well, that's it for another year, folks. Matt and Pete are off to drink eggnog and eat chocolate liqueurs while throwing another reindeer on the fire. We hope you'll enjoy our Christmas special with lots of music and our usual outtakes, so don't go thinking it's all over when you hear the music.

We hope you and your loved ones have a fantastic time, especially our friends who will be celebrating their first Christmas with new additions to the family.

Show length: 01:41:16

"Deck the Halls" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Jingle Bells" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Dance of the sugar plum fairies" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Oh Christmas tree" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Hey, the Holidays by Kara Square
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Yes, they're back! Just when you thought you'd been punished enough, Pete and Matt have crashed back onto the airwaves with more mirth and mayhem. In keeping with the #tdtrs tradition, Pete's sound quality is not very good. This is because, over Christmas, he made the move to be totally Linux based at home and yet failed to thoroughly test his recording ability. The reason for the distortion is the muppet had the recording input level way too high.

Did you have a good Christmas? We did. The boys waffle on a bit about what they got and did, and Pete finds out that, in fact, Matt was the secret Santa and vows to get him back. For our first awesome story, Matt tells Pete all about Firefox entering into a partnership with Panasonic to bring its OS to TV's. Wait, an Open Source company putting their OS on a TV? Is there some vague memory of someone else saying they'd do that? Any hint of Pete being sarcastic throughout this piece is purely a figment of your imagination.

"That's a sexy blue router you've got there?" Matt tells Pete all about the Linksys WRT1900AC, which is the resurrected WRT54G with upgraded hardware and OpenWRT firmware so that all you naughty geeks can hack away to your heart's content. Matt lets Pete enthuse about the latest news that Red Hat has taken CentOS under its wing, as Pete prefers to see it as rather than a purchase. Is the business community seeing the CEO vacancy at Microsoft as a poisoned chalice? Matt and Pete poke fun at Steve Ballmer, and the fact he's lost a lot of weight yet is still wearing the clothes he had last year.

The MPAA joins W3C! This is potentially a black day? Here's an organisation that has spent its time enforcing DRM and accusing millions of piracy of joining forces with was, up until now, one of its arch-enemies. Does Pete have a point when he says, "The best way to destroy something is from within"?

So we, or if you prefer, Pete, failed miserably with his Indiegogo campaign to get him to FOSDEM. We would like to thank each and every one of you for your support and interest. For those of you who took the "I was insulted by Pete" perk, he says he may try to still insult you as a sort of thank-you but no promises.

Matt's Cat
We hear how Karou is totally unphased travelling in the car and how inviting Matt's lap is.

Main Topic
Our lickle Matt is now a Company Director! While brandishing his business card and extra special treatment at the bank; Matt tells us all about The South London Makerspace he has become heavily involved in.

Show length: 01:25:01

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OK, OK, Pete's sound is still not the best; we promise it will be better next episode. We would like to point out that no animals was in any danger during the recording of this episode! We kick off with the Google Outage even though Pete is convinced it never happened in the UK? Apple has patented how Sapphire glass attaches to devices; nice bit of tongue and groove, anyone?

Matt is all excited about FOSDEM, so we spend a bit of time talking about all the people he's hoping to meet and what talks he hopes to attend but given Matt's track record we suspect he'll spend most of his time chatting in corridoors.

Matt's Cat
Karou is desperate for attention after being left on her own for a bit.

Show length: 00:57:32

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It hasn't been that long since the last show, honestly. That lump of a duffus Pete released EP69 too early, that's all. So what's the team found to lie about this time, then? The guys poke fun at The Show That Cannot Be Named, and Pete whines that Bad Voltage seem to be permanently spamming him with notifications, and then it descends into having a right laugh at poor old Jono Bacon's expense and especially that terrible book he wrote.

WhatsApp? WhatsApp? Facebook has bought WhatsApp for a whopping $19 Billion, but shouldn't someone tell them they already own an IM service? DropBox updates its terms and conditions, but Matt is still bemused why Pete put it in, calling it a "None story" This story sent to us by rubbish listener John Lewis should probably be titled "So much for security." as we hear that Apple's SSL certificate authentication is not been worth the paper it is printed on for years! Oh, and by the way, here's the link for the test page to try out. Let's hope it fails for you too? Systemd, will this subject ever die? The team discuss the announcement that Ubuntu will ditch all the work it has been doing over the last four years and adopt systems, which makes Pete call Mark Shuttleworth a coward for not taking the chance to go his own way.

Matt's Cat
Karou craps herself over Pi.

It began in South Africa
At last. A phone! (Maybe?)

Show length: 01:22:54

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It hasn't been that long since the last show, honestly. That lump of a duffus Pete released EP69 too early, that's all. So what's the team found to lie about this time, then? The guys poke fun at The Show That Cannot Be Named, and Pete whines that Bad Voltage seem to be permanently spamming him with notifications, and then it descends into having a right laugh at poor old Jono Bacon's expense and especially that terrible book he wrote.

WhatsApp? WhatsApp? Facebook has bought WhatsApp for a whopping $19 Billion, but shouldn't someone tell them they already own an IM service? DropBox updates its terms and conditions, but Matt is still bemused why Pete put it in, calling it a "None story" This story sent to us by rubbish listener John Lewis should probably be titled "So much for security." as we hear that Apple's SSL certificate authentication is not been worth the paper it is printed on for years! Oh, and by the way, here's the link for the test page to try out. Let's hope it fails for you too? Systemd, will this subject ever die? The team discuss the announcement that Ubuntu will ditch all the work it has been doing over the last four years and adopt systems, which makes Pete call Mark Shuttleworth a coward for not taking the chance to go his own way.

Matt's Cat
Karou craps herself over Pi.

It began in South Africa
At last. A phone! (Maybe?)

Show length: 01:22:54

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It's been a lovely hot day for once in the UK, so be prepared for some nakedness at the start of the show! Matt kicks off with a story about OpenSSL being made optional in OpenSSH, and both the lads agree it's very good, well, it is! Will XP ever die? We hear about Microsoft issuing an emergency patch for Windows XP even though, officially, they no longer support it. Remember Pete saying Mozilla is evil? Well, he gets a chance to say it again with this story about Mozilla and the adoption of DRM support. Oh, and by the way, the guy's name Pete tries to remember is Chris McAvoy. Why not drop him a line asking him where his morals are now? 😉

Matt's Cat
If you're squeamish, I'd look away now if I was you! Karou has started to bring little gifts home to brighten up the family home.

It began in South Africa
Hands up, who remembers the much-vaunted Ubuntu on Android? Well, it's another project that's fallen to the cost-cutting going on at Canonical Towers. Fancy an Orange? Yep, the boys talk about the new Ubuntu Orange box but is it Ubuntu's? After clawing over the specifications, Pete and Matt are not impressed with the costs or, for that matter, the supposed usage.

South London Makerespace
Matt tells us how on the plus side, membership is growing really fast, but the downside is they have to find a new home fast!

Announcements
The Skills Matter eXchange

TDTRS Forum
The forum is down! Matt has no idea when he will fix it; in fact, he's not sure he wants to. 😦

Show length: 01:12:59

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It's all about events in this episode. Pete tells us about his day at BarCamp Birmingham and the Starbucks girl who thought he making fun of her, while Matt tells us about the combined GLLUG and Makerspace meeting he organised. Those crazy Belgians are using a DOS voting machine! Hack your registry and get XP updates for life! Flattr lodges a complaint with the marketing department of The Dick Turpin Road Show.

Matt's Cat
Matt tells us how he is force-feeding chocolate biscuits to Karou even if it kills the damn thing! We also hear about the mystery of the sachet of food in the front room.

Main Topic
Jono Bacon resigns from Ubuntu, and Robyn Bergeron resigns from Fedora but do we think Jono will be replaced and who the feck is Matthew Miller?

South London Makerspace
Matt tells us how they now have a new home.

Announcements
Spriggs has sprung a sprog; yep Jon Spriggs (That is to say, Mrs Spriggs) has another child. Some people will do anything to get more child benefit!
OggCamp 4th & 5th October
EMF Camp

TDTRS Forum
There is no Forum. Use the fecking G+ page!

Bumper music: Send an email to the show for details.

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Just when you thought it was safe to start listening to podcasts again, Pete and Matt burst back onto the Interwebs with more mirth, insults, mayhem and just a hint of racism or as Pete likes to call it "Nationality stereotyping". Yes, folks, it's another episode where Matt has to break out the wet wipes as the conversations have a terrible toll on his windage.

First up, Matt gives Pete a shoeing over his disgraceful lack of abiding by the Creative Commons code of conduct with regards to the bumper music for EP77. So we start off talking about the EFF Open Router, which is nice and cheap and as the title says, 'Open,' so you can tinker away till your heart's content. "You dead yet?" Pete tells us all about Endings, a Yahoo Japan service that will snuff out all your web stuff and tell your friends you've kicked the bucket.

Microsoft redundancies. 18,000 people lose their job all of them, mostly from Nokia. But what's this? 5,000 was, in fact, Microsoft employees? Was this a way for MS to quietly shed some staff without affecting their share price too much? So the UK government is to adopt Open Standards for all of its documentation; however, Matt thinks it's a hollow victory and ponders whether the Microsoft support contract is up for renewal. One Windows for all. Yes, Microsoft is actively pursuing a unified desktop experience across multiple devices. Hang on? Someone else thinks they can do that? Pete finally solves this problem by working out that once we all have a wristwatch device that does everything, we will also have that elusive convergence.

GOG or to you and me, Good Old Games is releasing a new (Or should that be old?) slew of games. The only trouble is by the time you'll hear this; the offer will be over! Oops. So, according to Matt, there's a new incentive out there that even Pete 'might' be able to contribute to. AppStream is an attempt to get descriptions written for cross-platform applications using your Fedora account and GitHub. It's all thought out pretty well, you'll be assigned a couple of apps, given a timeslot to get your write-up done, and in return, you'll get accreditation on the app AND, wait for it, a nice shiny Fedora badge. (But not one you can pin on your chest, we think?)

Announcements
So we now have an additional domain tdtrs.uk not to be confused with tdtr suk
BarCamp London is back after a three-year hiatus 27th & 28th of September

Show length: 01:36:52

Bumper music:
01 Ally Calvine Sounds Good. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1128582/ally-calvine-sounds-good
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02 DJPoonThang Spring is here. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1120741/spring-is-here-the-fluffy-emma-love-edit
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03 Giannespoli Chunky http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1099036/chunky
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04 Nectar My darling, my true love. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1096587/my-darling-my-true-love
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05 ProleteR April showers. http://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a130358/curses-from-past-times-ep
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06 Sam Brown Miss Understanding. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1131121/miss-understanding
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07 TheBlackParrot High Hopes. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1099699/high-hopes
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08 Aliver J. GOL (versione inedita) http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1102234/gol-versione-inedita
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Oleg Fokin Essential. http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1106945/oleg-fokin-essential
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Pete opens the show by telling Matt how he was propositioned on G+ after receiving a video call on his phone. "What's in a name?" XMBC announce they are changing their name to Kodi even though they don't own the domain name or Twitter account; great move by the marketing department. Apparently, it's all to do with not wanting to have the Xbox element anymore. Who cares?

Facebook maps anyone? Facebook, it would seem, is looking to employ a developer to develop its own OS and is seeking an individual with the skills of Linus Torvalds. The team asks where this is going and if is this likely to become an alternative to Google's services only on a much smaller scale. Microsoft has so much money it can afford to lose Billions! Convinced that the MS Surface will be a success if they lose enough money over it, the question is, after losing $1.73 Billion so far, is the Surface the new Zune?

The City of London cops swoops on the evil proxy provider offering illicit connections to 36 banned websites. The question is still, "What crime has been committed?" Have you heard of photopedia? Because we haven't? The guys, after looking on the Interwebs, lament the loss of a Creative Commons Licensed service providing some quality stock photos and ask the question, "Why couldn't they sell them?"

Matt's cat
Karou learns how to turn Matt into the gatekeeper, and Pete tells us about Archie's gunky eye.

Main Topic
FrankenPI Dun-dun daa! "Why? What for? And How?" all these and many more questions will partially be answered.

South London Makerspace
Pete nearly has a heart attack when tactless Matt says, "It's no more."

Show length: 01:48:45

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01 Circuz: UknoW http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1109566/uknow
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02 Сезон Загона: Осень В Янтаре http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1101971/osjen-v-jantarje-autumn-in-amber
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03 Nastya Yasna: My love (Radio Edit) http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1139446/nastya-yasna-feat-dmitry-glushkov-.-my-love-radio-edit
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04 Phantom Lullaby: Something You Wrote http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1114923/something-you-wrote
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05 Real Illusion: Black Street http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1107846/black-street
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06 Muldjord: Turn Of The Tides http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1099287/turn-of-the-tides
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07 Zero Kelvin: PLastic gIrl http://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1116981/plastic-girl
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At the opening of the show, Pete discovers he needs to learn every soap opera in the world as he tells Matt how work has been like an episode of Emmerdale, and we also discover he has a 'thing' for girls in white stilettos! Matt tells us about the personal slaves he will have on his holiday, and Pete rages with jealousy.

Microsoft is considering changing the name of IE in the hope of being a kind of 'born again' browser. "Update Tuesday killed my machine." Microsoft released a windows 8 update that blue screens hundreds of machines. "Bye-bye Stevie, Bye bye", Steve Balmer finally bows out. Are you being scammed on Microsoft's app store? Pete doesn't seem to think so.

Is Munich about to move back to Microsoft? But with the announcement that Microsoft is to open an office in Munich, Pete wonders if he smells a rat. In the same vein, we hear about how Microsoft is lobbying the Chilean government not to use open source. Clearly, there has been very little Linux news as the systemd argument erupts again. Oh, and by the way, Linux has turned 23.

Main Topic
Matt tells us all about his weekend at EMF Camp

It began in South Africa
India has opened up to Ubuntu, yet we've heard nothing from Canonical. Linus Torvalds says he wants the desktop and says when he did ARM merges, he wanted to shoot himself.

Show length: 02:00:19

Bumper music:
01 Skulastic: The bridge https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1139414/the-bridge
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02 Bryan Art: Sweeter love https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1112042/sweeter-love
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Somehow we open the show with a party political broadcast with Pete begging people to take UKIP seriously and realise the threat they pose. Apple is making sure you only run their approved hardware by disabling TRIM on 3rd party SSD, but Pete couldn't care less as he doesn't use their isolationist software.

Matt tells us how a 5-year-old has passed Microsoft's MCP exam, and we mull over whether the exam is too easy, the lad was coached till the answers were burnt on his brain, or maybe he's just a clever bugger.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you'll have heard about the first crowd-funded Open Source Tablet. Matt is not overly impressed and says that the hardware will be out of date by the time you get your grubby hands on one. Pete meanwhile tries to impress Matt with the comparison chart.

Mozilla switched to Yahoo for default search in the US, duckduckgo search option and has 90% funding for last year from Google but does anyone really care what search engine Mozilla uses?

Matt's Cat
Karou shows Matt how to carpet swim.

South London Makerspace
There's now a new wall, and we hear how water and the new BT Router do not mix.

Show length: 01:12:26

It began in South Africa
Spoken by: Andre Hugo

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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Bumper music:
01 William Avdoulos: it's a man https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1168363/william-avdoulos-its-a-man
02 German shepherd: Zacatecas https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1149508/zacatecas
03 Guillaume Accro: aux jeux https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1136664/accro-aux-jeux
04 Suzzi Swanepoel: Ek Probeer https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1170108/ek-probeer
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Just what has Pete got in his sack? And how many times can Matt squeeze the word "Linux!" into this episode? Rather than giving you a load of outtakes, the team has decided to do a semi-normal show but with some surprises thrown in. First up, are you ready for Christmas? We hear about how Matt hardly has room for a piece of A4 paper in his multi-million pound flat "Nothing big, for pity's sake!"

So the one and only opening story for discussion are Revisiting open-source social networking alternatives, which Matt seems to think Pete will be interested in? He's a G+ fanboy, you young impressionable fool!

Main Topic
Perfect Distro: Pete and Matt tell us about their Fedora 21 upgrade experiences.

It began in South Africa
We kick off with Swapnil Bhartiya's article Unity 8 coming in 15.04 and how it will give you a desktop like experience on the desktop. Next up is Mark Shuttleworth's blog post talking about Core, Snappy and Transactions

South London Makerspace
The wall has finally been built, and Matt claims all the glory for the new shutter door controlled by an RF card and running on an Arduino come Raspberry Pi.

Announcements
It's Christmas, and we want a break! See you in the New Year.

Show length: 01:58:00

It began in South Africa
Spoken by: Andre Hugo

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
Licensed Under: CC Attribution

Bumper music:
01 Sound System: I have heard an angel
02 Sound System: Merry Christmas
(Taken from Jamendo, which was broken at the time of writing)

Ending Song
Kara Sqaure: "Hibernate 'Til New Year's Day"
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So we're back with a little bit of a low-key show, but then it has been a month since the last release. All change in the podcasting world: With Linux Outlaws throwing the towel in, Pete and Matt discuss Fab and Dan's all new? GDR, although Pete keeps thinking it's DDR. We then hear the further sad news that the Full Circle podcast has packed it in. And finally that UUPC is looking for a presenter? As Tony Whitmore has packed it in.

Matt tells us how the EFF has released an app but refuses to agree to Apple's terms. Pete just thinks it's a steak meal.

Matt tells us how Chromebooks outsell windows laptops
Pete gets a touch over-excited about a game he says he's thought up. TDTRS game: http://tdtrs.co.uk/stuff/TDTRS_Game.php

South London Makerspace
Having an open day on the 21st February.

Announcements
Vacancy for a TDTRS Community discussion site admin: https://github.com/discourse/discourse
Jono Bacon is using it, and it looks rather good. http://www.jonobacon.org/2015/01/13/discourse-saving-forums-from-themselves/

Show length: 01:04:02

Start & Ending Music: Thai Dance Music by: Thai
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01-Marcus Allen Banks Where We Left Off https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1171797/where-we-left-off
02-DDR _ GDR - Auferstanden aus Ruinen
03-Bellevue Gates https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1181019/gates
04-Giulia Mihai Giulia Flamenco Amor https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1186242/giulia-flamenco-amor-1-online-a...
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The GPG Encryption project nearly runs out of money until some of the big boys come to its rescue and hand over a load of dosh. Pete and Matt discuss whether all projects should come under a single umbrella, such as The Linux Foundation.

Raspberry Pi 2 has been announced but can you, in fact, get more bang for your buck with the plethora of devices out there? The guys muse that the Raspberry Pi project seems to be moving away from its original reason for coming to the market.

Main Topic
Philip Newborough has announced the end of CrunchBang; we did try to blackmail him onto the show, but clearly, he was holding out for a better offer. 😄

It began in South Africa.
Huzzah! Finally, a phone! While Matt and Pete are chuffed to bits that Canonical finally listened to #tdtrs and got some stock phones, they're less than impressed with what you actually get in the box.

South London Makerspace
Having an open day on the 21st of February.

Announcements
Greater London LUG/Podcasters Meetup 26th Feb

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So before we get started, sadly, this episode effectively died after about twenty minutes; having said that, we have managed to put an episode together with the help of some corn plasters, super glue and a box of staples.

The only news story you'll hear the team discuss is the BBC dropping WMA due to licensing costs and switching to more open MPEG-DASH.

We then went on to discuss Lenovo making your newly purchased equipment vulnerable with 'superfish' the discussion moved on to the NoSQL injection vulnerability of 40,000 MongoDB databases. Linus announces Linux 4.0. This was a really good discussion, honestly. 😃

We save the best till last. The headline was that Mark Shuttleworth admitted Unity was a mistake, but after some discussion, we admit that's not really what he was saying.

South London Makerspace
Now, this is possibly the biggest shame of the whole show; if only you could have heard Pete tearing Matt a new arsehole during this section for saying that he had no right to claim any kudos seeing as he hadn't attended much lately. Anyway, the great news is the GLA (Greater London Authority) has granted Makerspace £20,000.00!

Announcements
Scott Evans (AKA VK7HSE) had a successful interview and is now tdtrs community manager and setting up a discussion site, coz we hate Forums.

Show length: 00:26:06

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01- Jai Lynn: Im not her https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1176018/im-not-her
02- JAIEF ASONG: Earworm https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a140778/earworms
03- ProleteR: By the River https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1174094/by-the-river

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Yes, we're back! Have we ever been away? According to Matt, who finally accepts full responsibility for the show being off the air, it has been fourteen months since the last release. The management of #tdtrs would like to apologise to the community, given there's nothing else out there worth listening to. 😃

So as you'd expect, we kick off with what we've both been doing, how Pete is now able to take up one seat on an aeroplane rather than the three he used to need. Matt tells us how his social life has "Really taken off" since he's stopped rushing home to record.

You thought OggCamp was no more? Well, apparently not. A secret team has been working away in some darkened shed, possibly in Surrey? And the rumours are that 2017 could see the return of the much-loved Linux Community event. We discuss potential locations, Pete insults the Scots, and Matt prays to the rain gods that camping is on the cards while the world celebrates that Pete might not attend. Gasp!

Never mind the "Year of the Linux desktop", Matt definitely thinks it's the year of Linux gaming support. We talk about Steam and the games we've purchased from there. Matt's favourite Humble Bundle while Pete moans that 0.a.d. is still Alpha.

This episode, as you'd expect, hasn't the best audio quality. After spending time setting everything up, and checking sound quality, at the end of the recording session, Pete discovered he'd not plugged in the USB from his mixer! #facepalm luckily, his webcam had picked up his voice. Still, more importantly, a second tier of redundancy was built in with the implementation of Skype Call Recorder so Pete's voice is from the Skype call while the richer sound of Matt is from his local recording.

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Five months? FIVE MONTHS? has it really been five months? Oh well, the show is back with a vengeance as Pete and Matt, who's clearly had one port too many, talk about why they've been away, what they have been doing and generally spend most of the show winging it.

OggCamp is nearly upon us so the discussion turns to what it's about, what you can expect and other similar events you could attend.

We actually have some feedback, true it's a few months out of date but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

Matt tells us about and event he's planning with GLLUG but he has no idea where or when. To make it even more interesting the GLLUG site is broken. LOL

Clearly being away proves too much as the show winds down to both Matt and Pete losing the plot (As per usual).

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Freedom hating MP3 47.09MB
Freedom loving OGG 43.07MB

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01 - Jeff Baker "Viva" https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1273236/viva
02 - GroovyVoxx "Years & Years - King" https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1252747/years-years-king-groovyvoxx-remix
03 - The New Valleys "They Don't Make Your Kind No More" https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/1257730/they-dont-make-your-kind-no-more

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So the project Cyanogen, which started off as a community collaboration and then went all corporate, has teamed up with Microsoft.

Ubuntu 15.04 released. Literally, no one noticed. Matt Snuck a peak into Canonicals windows in London, and no one was there again! Debian 8 Release. Comparison to 15.04?

Matt's Cat
Karou brings the ungrateful Matt a selection of gifts.

Show length: 01:11:09

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This is not "Goodbye" just "Au Revoir" #hugsboomerang

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We really should have opened with a barbers quartet as the show you thought was based on Linux turns into a shaven discourse.

First up Pete gives a shout-out to Peter Robinson for fixing his webcam and warns him not to visit the 14th century!

Microsoft Open Sources .NET but the License looks either a bit dodgy or not worth the paper it's printed on?

So it's not very Linuxy but Pete is really taken with Detroit Soup a movement that awards Micro grants to creative projects. People gather and pay a minimum $5.00 entrance fee (You can pay more if you like.) hopefuls give a presentation as to why they should get the micro grant and you get some food while listening. At the end you all vote on who should get the money in the bucket. Simple.

Mozilla pulls encryption feature after just a WEEK

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03- The Nuri https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/421097/masquerade

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Google joins the ranks of ♫ ♪ "I did it, myyyyy wayyyyy" ♬ ♩ and announces its own X11 replacement codenamed Freon, along with Canonical-nee-Ubuntu's Mir and everyone else's Wayland and or Xorg.

You thought they were dead? You thought you'd heard the last of them, but yes, SCO is back and set to ruffle IBM's feathers all over again with their reactivated $5 Billion lawsuit.

If you can't beat them, lock them out! Microsoft appears to be on course to implement its plan to stop anyone putting what they want on a PC or Laptop with Secure Boot scheduled to be implemented on Windows 10.

♫ ♪ "Happy birthday to you..........." ♬ ♩ The GNU Manifesto turns 30! If you didn't know that, don't worry; clearly, most of the Internet is unaware too.

"All crimes begin with a thought. So, if you control thought, you can control crime." -- Crimethink George Orwell's 1984
When does an online fantasy cross the line into criminal conspiracy? That’s the issue the Second Circuit Court of Appeals is currently weighing in United States v. Gilberto Valle, the so-called “cannibal cop” case.

OpenSSL patched a “high” severity flaw as part of a patch batch on Thursday that turned out to be nowhere near as scary as widely feared.

South London Makerspace
We re-visit the news that the GLA (Greater London Authority) has granted the Makerspace £20,000

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