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On this episode of Carl the Human the Podcast, Carl talks about spaghetti, highways, and analysis paralysis. At the end, he shares his personal technique for overcoming analysis paralysis!
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This month on Carl the Human the Podcast, Carl is talking to humans who realized that they needed to be on a different path in order to show the world their true selves. This week, we talk to LAZOU, a fellow human with a fascinating story about simply being her authentic self.
LAZOU is a Sino-Mauritian, Canadian and American songwriter, artist, music producer and podcaster. Growing up in Mauritius, exclusive home to the Dodo bird, she is fluent in English, French and Mauritian Creole. In her music, writing and podcasting, she loves to explores the nuances of the human existence, the interesting ways in which our experiences are so similar to each other, yet so unique. She is a big proponent of body neutrality and believes that there is more to life than finding yourself attractive. When she is not in the studio, she is taking care of her organic garden. She was probably a fruit bat in a previous life and can probably be bribed with lychees & longans. She is the host of the podcast Nuances: Beyond first impressions with the Asian diaspora (nuancespod.com). You can find out more about her music and other projects at linktr.ee/itslazou
Thanks to LAZOU for allowing me to use her song, "Sidelines Aren't For You" to close out this episode. There may not be a better theme song for this entire month.
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This month on Carl the Human the Podcast, Carl is talking to humans who realized that they needed to be on a different path in order to show the world their true selves. This week, we talk to Kay Burnham, who went from a high level live events executive to being a mindful leadership coach.
Kay Burnham
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It's February! Carl the Human is using his episodes this month to interview four neurohumans on the topic of loving yourself, loving yourself enough to BE yourself, and the very scary act of ripping off the mask we wear to hide our true selves. This week we hear from Alex Pin, a life coach for moms who went through a career change and a divorce to become the best version of herself. Check out her links below!
Alex Pin
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Podcast: Mom In The Jungle
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Welcome to a special fifth Monday edition of Carl the Human the Podcast! Today we are talking about Carl’s favorite band, Rise Against. Rise Against is a hardcore and punk band from Chicago, with lead vocals by Tim McIlrath. This episode features clips and reviews of a small, tiny, miniscule sampling of Carl’s favorite songs from Rise Against’s first two albums, The Unraveling and Revolutions Per Minute.
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This month Carl the Human is taking a deep deep dive into setting goals and New Years Resolutions. In this episode I ask what I am afraid of with a process called Fear Setting.
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Tim Ferriss's TED Talk
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This month Carl the Human is taking a deep deep dive into setting goals and New Years Resolutions. In this episode I explore some goal setting frameworks and set some goals in real time as I record. There is a bonus tip if you make it to almost the end! I use the Objective and Key Results (OKR) framework combined with SMART (Specific Measurable Achievable Relevant and Time-Bound) criteria to set a goal.
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Stuff for Humans this week: Dingbats Wildlife A5 Notebook (affiliate link)
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SourcesCore Values Exercise from Scott Jeffrey
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Resolution
Resolve
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ADHD and anxiety have so much in common, it can be hard to tell which is causing which symptoms. Don't worry! Carl the Human and his dumb Amygdala might help you understand.
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Notes/CreditsThe Chapman University Survey of American Fears
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Fast forward: “Fast Forward” by plasterbrain
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Artificial Intelligence voice generated using Free TTS, Voice: en-US-Standard-D
Intro and outro music: “I Am Only Human After All” by Joe Venutis and His New Yorkers, 1930. Archive.org. Remixed by Carl the Human, 2022.
Carl used this joke from Dexter’s Laboratory, word for word: Dexter's Joke
TranscriptCarl Over intro music
Hey Neurohumans! You are listening to Carl the Human the Podcast, episode 6.
Carl After intro music
If you haven’t yet, please visit my website, carlthehuman.com for links to all episodes, extra information and notes, and ways to connect and support the show. The most important thing you can do to help me out is to subscribe and leave a rating and review.
Deep breath
Carl
Alright. I have a spreadsheet of topics I want to make episodes about and for this episode, the sheet says to talk about ADHD and anxiety. What a fascinating topic, actually. I found a lot of great resources showing the connection between the two and how to differentiate the distraction that is experienced by both.
Carl
So I decided to go all out on this one. For you special listeners out there, I have decided to tackle one of my own personal biggest fears.
Amygdala (A) starts getting Carl’s attention. Quietly at first, getting louder. Say things like “Hey” “Carl” “Stop” etc.
Carl
Naturally I have been particularly distracted the last two weeks thinking about this. I knew it was coming. I knew what format I wanted to use and I have been really excited to try it out. In these early episodes
A is now at same volume as Carl
Carl slowing down
of a podcast a host is able to try different things and make annoying mistakes. Get the kinks out before having a huge audience. It’s all about experimenting.
Pause as A continues
Carl
Wait, sorry neurohumans… Is anyone else hearing that voice? Or have I just completely lost it?
A
CARL! You are not crazy! Listen to me now!
Carl
Who are you?
A
Dur, Carl. It’s your amygdala. Don’t act like we don’t have frequent interactions.
Sound of Carl’s heart beating. A lets out a slight chuckle.
Carl
Ummm. Okay. Well, if you are literally my brain then you know I am in the middle of something that is a little bit difficult. You know how much time I have put into this and how long it has taken me to get in the zone to articulate this in front of a microphone.
A
Oh sure. By all means, Carl. I can hear your heart pounding and it feels like your breath is getting a little heavy. Are you sure you can talk about this?
Carl
Yeah. I just. I need to get back in the right mindset here.
Deep breath
Carl
Alright, I’m back, Neurohumans. Sorry if that was a little weird. I have never talked to my amygdala before. I must be losing it. Anyway, where was I?
Shuffling papers
Carl
Oh, right. I decided, for you special listeners out there, to tackle one of my own biggest fears. It all started in elementary school. As I mentioned in the last episode…
Forcefully
A
CARL! STOP NOW!
Carl
What? Let me record my podcast.
A
There is this other thing we need to do right now. We need to ……
Uncomfortable pause
Carl
We need to stay focused on recording here. I have a deadline, Amygdala.
A
Remember that project you told your wife you would get done? Let’s go work on that. I mean, think about it this way. Would you rather keep some arbitrary deadline that you made yourself? Or do something for your wife?
Carl
Well. I do have a deadline. My wife knows I am trying to make this a thing, so she will understand that I have to spend time on it.
A
Right. But so far you have around 20 listeners on a GOOD week. They aren’t giving you tons of feedback. You don’t know anything that they like or don’t like about what you are doing. Your wife though… She will be happy and give you a big hug. Happy wife, happy life, right?
Carl
Good point. I guess I deserve a break. I wrote an entire script for this episode, which is a lot of work all by itself. Usually I just have an outline, a few notes, and maybe two or three actual scripted lines.
A
Yeah! Let’s go, Carl!
Walking upstairs to the garage
Please Hold 1
Hold music
Fast forward sound
A
This is great. Out here in the garage, getting dirty, taking stuff apart and putting it together again. You’re so manly, Carl.
Carl
Oh man, this does feel good, Amygdala. Look, I have this four wheeler I need to put back together. I have had the part I need for months but it’s a big project. I guess I should start there.
Please Hold 2
Hold music
Fast forward sound
A
Tell another one!
Carl
Okay, just one more. A physics professor and his assistant were working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions when all of a sudden the assistant says, wait professor what if the salicylic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion? And the professor responds, that's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!
Laugh track
Fast forward sound
Return to Show
Carl
Wait a minute. I’ve been out here for like six hours and I still haven’t done anything.
A
I know! Isn’t it great? We are just here having fun, listening to music, not being scared of anything. I love it.
Carl
No! Not great!
Heavy sigh
Carl
This is why you don’t have any friends, Amygdala! Come on! I should have had this whole podcast episode recorded in an hour then another couple of hours for the heavy editing I want to do! Now I’m in the GARAGE surrounded by a mess of unfinished projects and I still need to record my PODCAST EPISODE!
A
Wait, Carl. I can explain.
Carl
No. There’s nothing to explain. You’re lucky I can’t just get rid of you. I can’t stand having you around.
Walking back to recording studio
Deep breath
Carl
Sorry, Neurohumans, I’m back. I promise I dealt with my stupid amygdala. It’s still with me, but we had a nice chat and it won’t bother us any more.
Shuffling papers
Carl
I can’t believe I’m STILL trying to record the intro to this episode. Good thing I marked my spot.
Clears throat
Carl
I decided, for you special listeners out there, to tackle one of my own biggest fears. It all started in elementary school. As my guest Young Carl mentioned in the last episode, I never had a lot of friends.
A whispering
Carl thinks he’s in charge. I’ll show him.
Heavy heartbeat
Carl
So how was it that I became absolutely terrified of…
Heavy breathing
CarlHang on folks. I just can’t catch my breath.
A
I will not let you do this, Carl. It’s too scary and too dangerous. It is literally my job to keep you from doing stupid things and getting killed by scary monsters.
Carl
Come on. It’s not a monster. I am just admitting that I am afraid of something. Do you really think people will believe that I’m not afraid of things? Or that they will listen to me talk about anxiety like I have never been scared? Besides, there is nothing about this that is going to kill me.
A
Okay, maybe death is too easy. This monster here is worse than any death. Once you put your fear out there on a podcast you don’t have control over it anymore.
Carl
I don’t have control over it to begin with, Amygdala. My irrational fear of
A
DON’T SAY IT! No! Please, Carl. Just… Don’t say it.
Carl
I have to say it. My least favorite thing about fear is that the only way to overcome it is to go through it. I can’t just rationalize with you.
A
Sure you can. Here, look at this.
Papers moving
A
This is a list of the top 92 fears Americans reported to The Chapman University Survey of American Fears, Wave 8, in 2022. Just look through it and see how common this little… Thing… you are worried about really is.
Carl
Sure. Let’s see here. The number one fear is corrupt government officials. I wonder if that was even in the top ten twenty years ago. Oh hey, that reminds me of a fun fact!
A
Yes, please tell me all the fun facts you know. Let’s definitely not talk about you know what.
Carl
Wait. You’re an amygdala. I know what is going on here. You want me to run away from anything scary, don’t you? Do you even care about fun facts?
A
Of course I care about fun facts! Here’s a fun fact: it was MY idea for you to think of this fun fact. Let’s just get on with it.
Carl
Well. Okay. But don’t think I don’t know what you are up to.
Carl
It’s been a few years, but did you know that New Zealand has the least corrupt government in the world? They also have almost no venomous creatures compared to their neighbor Australia.
A
New Zealand sounds like our kind of place. I like this way of thinking. Tell me more about this wonderland down under.
Carl
Well, okay. But Neurohumans, you should know that the next minute or so is going to quickly devolve into an ad.
Fun background music
Carl
Keep listening to hear about today’s Stuff for Humans, or skip ahead until that background music stops. I’m cool either way. Back to New Zealand. Besides low government corruption, rolling green hills, and miles of beaches, a cultural quirk I stumbled upon is that you can just walk around without shoes and it’s not weird. I don’t think this is super common, but it’s just not a big deal at all if you decide to go to the mall or buy groceries and leave your shoes at home. And that is right up my alley. I keep wondering when I will show up on People of Walmart or something.
My family recently went to Disneyland, where they are famous for strict enforcement of a dress code. So I just knew ahead of this trip that I should go against my rebellious nature and conform to their rules by wearing shoes. I also knew there was no way I could survive Disneyland in regular shoes. I have a bad ankle that usually hurts after being at work where I wear quote-unquote proper footwear with raised heels, thick rigid soles, and a closed upper portion. I am middle aged and out of shape enough that I was tired and sore at the end of each Disneyland day anyway, but that ankle does so much better when I can just use my body in as natural a manner as possible. Once I get them adjusted perfectly, Xero Shoes allow me to move with a mostly natural gait AND keep the dress code police off my back.
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Fun music fades out
A
Okay, so you want to leave the continent to be a hippie or something. Whatever. Get back to that list of top fears.
Carl
Okay, geez! What else is on here? Russia using nuclear weapons. Economic collapse. North Korea using nuclear weapons. Death of a loved one. Iran using nuclear weapons. I think some of these should just fall under the “corrupt government officials” umbrella.
A
Yeah. Government tracking of personal data. Unemployment. Terrorism. Random mass shootings. People are afraid of real things, Carl. You’re just afraid of… You know… That dumb thing that doesn’t involve death and destruction or losing your friends and way of life.
Carl
Maybe you’re right.
A
I usually am.
Carl
But hang on, amygdala. You are the one that makes me afraid of irrational things. You get and process signals from my senses before they even get presented to my consciousness. Studies suggest that without you I would be practically fearless. I know how this works. I can beat you!
A
No, I’m not irrational. I’m REALISTIC. I am the reason you are alive! What if people weren’t afraid of heights? Everyone would just be falling off cliffs. All those people who fall into the Grand Canyon? Amygdala failure. You should be thanking me right now, Carl.
Heartbeat sound
Carl
You aren’t saving me at all. You are making my life more difficult. If you would just go away and show up when I am in ACTUAL danger, that would be great. I am going to tell the world that I am afraid
Carl pauses
Fast heartbeat sound
Carl
I am afraid of
Carl pauses
Fast heartbeat sound
Fast breathing
Carl
I am afraid of
A
Don’t do it Carl! DON’T DO IT!
Carl
I am doing it, Amygdala.
Deep breaths
A
Oh, the old deep breath trick huh? You think that’s going to work, Carl? You really think I’m dumb enough to just let you run off a cliff after a few deep breaths?
Deep breaths
Regular heartbeat
A while Carl talks below, fading away
Go ahead and breathe, Carl. That’s not going to take the danger away. Yep, there you go, do some grounding things. That’s not going to stop the danger, Carl! Carl! Carl, stop! I’m trying to HELP you! Cut it out, Carl! Listen to me!
Carl
I am sitting in a chair. I see the light above me. I see the microphone in front of me. The air in this basement is cold. There is a bed behind me. I am touching the wall. I can feel the carpet under my feet.
Slow, deliberate breath
Carl
I’m relaxing my shoulders. I am opening my chest. My legs are relaxing. Nothing is going to get me and I am completely safe.
Intro music plays again
Shuffling papers
Carl
Hey Neurohumans. Welcome back to Carl the Human the Podcast. Sorry for that strange… Whatever that was. I really wanted to be vulnerable and real today and take you along while I overcame some anxiety, but I am actually out of time. It turns out the anxiety about talking about anxiety caused my ADHD to work in full force. It’s that annoying Amygdala, really. It turns out there is this really great trick to making it stop. You have to recognize first whether you are in any actual danger, then realize that your irrational brain is full of it.
Carl
Then it’s as simple as taking some deep breaths. Then focus on things that are actually around you, even if it feels silly. Just pat your head and say out loud, “I am patting my head.” Whatever you need to do to snap out of the imaginary danger your Amygdala throws out. Imagine your breaths filling you up like a balloon and relaxing your muscles as you exhale.
Outro music
Carl over music
Well, that’s all I have time for today. I hope you learned something useful. Please check out the website, carlthehuman.com and subscribe and review my podcast on whatever app you are using. Talk to you in a couple of weeks!
Carl
Oh, wait! I still have a few seconds to tell you that I am ridiculously afraid of…
Carl is cut off by the end of the episode
The super exclusive interview that you should have heard on the last episode. In true Carl fashion, this episode had its own super pride technical issues, but we endured and overcame to bring this incredible chat.
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Sometimes (a LOT of times) things don’t go the way Carl the Human imagines they will go. In this super meta episode, Carl talks about the adventures of trying to bring a creative idea to life only to have the entire thing blow up in an expletive-laced failure. We are breaking the rules of podcasting, being Neurohumans in a world built for Neurotypicals.
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On January 19, 1897, a man was found in Ogden, Utah, with his throat slit. Who was he? Who did it? What happened? Find out on this week’s episode of Carl the Human.
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Sometimes ADHD is like throwing your map away, forgetting where you are going, then trying to get there with your eyes closed. And usually ends in flying into a cliff. Or falling off of a cliff. Or any number of cliff metaphors.
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Carl talks about hunting and labels mostly. Note: this episode discusses hunting and guns.
Hi! This is my first (or zerost?) episode of Carl the Human. Mostly I just needed to create and publish an episode or I would be stuck in planning and perfecting forever. Also I need some content to get my podcast going on various streaming services.