Beyond the Flesh Curtains: Recent Episodes

Andrew

A podcast about everything and nothing wrapped up in 10 minutes cause there’s only one host and he’s stringing it all together as he goes. (Subject to guest co-hosting) We seek the answer to the question: “What is the Bohemian Rhapsody of our generation?”

What do you do when you run over a nail on your way to the grocery store?

I’m back! But for how long this time…? I’ve recently bought a timer to make cappuccinos but I still don’t drink coffee. I’ve begun thinking about the limits of acceptable and rude and at what point is someone considered unreasonably late? 17 minutes?

A mini rant on people who choose to be rude for the sake of it

I talk at length about the rager I didn’t know about until it got broken up by police. Looked like a good time that didn’t last a long time

Despite getting a full 8 hours of sleep I’m yawning the entire episode. Maybe it’s because I slept so long that I’m yawning so much. There is such a thing as oversleeping making you more tired.

An incomprehensible ramble about human rights.

I talk about going vegan

I talk at length about my experiences with carbonation

I reflect on the end of February

I describe my interaction with local politics.

I discuss my love for my new trampoline

I ramble about a phenomenon I find interesting.

I talk about the soap going down the drain as I wash dishes

I rant about Moana for a bit

Can’t sleep

The first full episode of the year

:)

I bought some new crocs for the first time since 4th grade. (Technically though they weren’t crocs back in 4th, they were some off brand)

Don’t settle.

This episode was delayed by exactly a week as I debated on whether or not it should. In it I process a lot of pain caused by a close friend. Let’s just say there’s no coming back from gaslighting about sexual assault.

International Markets, am I right?

Spoilers I don’t bring up the new Coke Zero even once.

I ponder the requirements of being an uncle

I think it is at least cause it’s super easy to miscount. It’s insane how many of these I’ve ended up making.

I take about my most recent trip to Salisbury.

Like 2 seconds of monologue

Am I outside myself?

I walk you through my underpants dream and my adventure through making chicken nuggets

If we salt our tongues are is the taste simply the flavor of our tongues being brought out by the salt?

I talk about various memories I’ve had looking at sunsets

I refuse to dye my hair.

Another rambling from yours truly

A little ketchup

I talk about a really bad dream. (for some reason my voice isn’t coming out very well so this may be a terrible episode)

I tell the harrowing story of how I lost my credit card.

I talk about my hopes and expectations for the summer

Totally thought this was like 6 minutes. Time moves weird when you’re trying to get back to sleep

I talk about buying myself a new watch strap and about my current frustrations

Am I passive aggressive?

Back from my month long hiatus

Some thoughts while I can’t sleep

A short

A bit tangy but I feel better afterwards so there’s that.

I talk way too much about rocks. Did I mention that I’m taking a geology class this semester

I catch you guys up with current moods and feelings from inside the coldest the woods have gotten

I talk about fizzling, Christmas time, and my experiences with adulthood

I talk a bit about branding

I talk about life quarantining in a section of my house, followed by a talk on watches, followed by an anecdote on being broken up with 20 minutes ago, followed by some talk on my new Seiko watch coming in the mail for Christmas

I talk about my upcoming plans to quarantine at my home in Houston

Some classic procrastination from yours truly in the woods

Another classic ketchup with Andrew

Two friends run into each other at the sex shop...

We seek control but as soon as we gain it we seek to lose it once more.

I talk about this new watch I’m thinking of buying, the eating habits of deer, pumpkin funerals, and my love for retiring American flags.

I’m feeling better than anything else I’ve felt in a long time.

I catch up with the audience after my 2 day absence. I didn’t want the ketchup to go to waste so I took all 13 extra packets they gave me at the restaurant.

She told me she likes me but she doesn’t know if I like her

I’ve returned to my homeland of Houston

I ramble on about the surprising success of my dating life

We eat subs and talk about things. Episode is extra long cause I cut the other episodes short. Who knew co-hosts made thing move faster

Sometimes we don’t know how to help someone in need but we can always be there.

Some weirdness went down in the woods today. And not with the deer.

I ran into some deer in the woods and we discussed better scheduling practices

I called her hot and she called me handsome.

I spend a good amount of time talking about the Alamo, cold stones, chicken, and what it takes to be a bad person

I spend the better part of the episode complaining

I talk as I get my hair straightened and feel a bit sleepy

I spend the episode cleaning my room

Everyone’s so busy with their bad luck the good luck falls upon me to balance the day out

I do a bit of fact checking on my claims from last episode. Also I talk about a potentially exciting weekend.

I get a little frustrated at a video assigned for class where the speaker makes a quick remark saying he can cure symptoms of autism despite not having done any research on the topic.

Thumb tacks aren’t as strong as we think

I talk about my time in the Mustard Seed Club and my morning going furniture shopping

Been a long but good day

I talk the flaws of thanksgivings.

I read to lyrics to a seriously underrated song

Got kind of hot outside today

A little extra tidbit for today since today’s episode was kind of a bummer

I throw myself a massive pity party for how much I’ve screwed up this week

I explain a paper I’m writing.

I distract myself and the audience from the world around us for a little under ten minutes

I talk about my experiences with the homeless and cities

I sleepily rant about loving others

I talk about falling down a hill this morning on my daily walk in the woods.

It’s a race against the clock to get this episode in on time

I get pretty vague about insecurities I’m dealing with this time of year

I talk about societal inequalities but not quite the one you’re probably thinking of

Kind of a bummer of an episode as far as tone

Some talk about trees and building. Hopefully this one is seen as a more relaxing one

I ramble quite a bit in the dark

I talk about the joys of cold weather

I talk a whole lot about my watch

There’s bee’s here so I’m gonna run and not work too hard on this description

I did this one laying on the floor of that gives you any indicator of what this episode is like

I talk about recording my ground breaking punk rock electronica opera EP.

Today is October 19th, 2020 and this is beyond the flesh curtains with Andrew Samuel. (Got so excited about the episode I forgot to say the intro)

I spend quite a bit of time speculating the origin of daylight savings

This is my second attempt at recording an episode cause I trimmed in the opposite direction. Hope you enjoy

There’s barking in the background. Don’t be bothered by it for it adds atmosphere.

I’ve gone home to Houston for the weekend.

Slow talking and decent ASMR. (Don’t listen to while driving )

Talk about my methods for laundry

I talk about my love for different colored lights and a tad about my minimal dating experience

Cowboy v Giants. This is the calm before the storm

How long does the egg timer measure

I talk about procrastination, the civil war, and the invention of airplanes. (Is my podcast old enough to drink now?)

I talk about my 12 year run in the Boy Scouts of America. Being in a troop run by a Catholic Church it’s kind of a miracle none of us got molested. Thinking about it one of my scout masters (leaders) told us about the time he missed a camp out and his friends got molested.

I talk about my Christian upbringing a bit by talking about the tradition of Bible Studies

Butterflies again

Not sure if you guys could hear it but I jumped from my chair to my bed and did a flip. It was awesome.

I talk about the 3 stray cats I saw today.

I bought a new suit brag about it for quite a bit.

Pretty ranty

Get ready to pumpkin spice your life

Over stimulation can lead to premature ejaculation of content. (The first and hopefully only edited episode due to losing track of time)

Hope you don’t mind me stepping over rocks, leaves, and glass bottles the whole episode cause I sure love it

At this point in the production process I tend to forget nearly everything I just spoke into my phone. Think I said some stuff about salad.

I tried really hard to make it look like I wasn’t following someone but that’s tough when you’re the only two on the road and happen to be going to the same place.

Why do they call them crawdaddy’s?

I talk a bit about yogurt

Lightening doesn’t strike as often as we want.

Lot of movie and music talk.

I ramble about life and death

I talk you through my recipe for making spaghetti.

Some ramblings about washing dishes, WWII, psychology, sicko mode, and a whole lot of coughing

I rant. It’s not very good and not very connected. I hate the sound of my voice so it’s likely I never listen back to these myself